#luka is also lowkey a fuck boy

[princess-of-the-corner]

I did not check other people's tumblrs for like a week and just caught up on all the Princess Bee stuff! Sorry for the anon shyness, but I have a couple of things:

1. You mind if I draw these suckers and send em to you? Cuz now I really wanna draw the next gen kids, Chester Fester, and timeskip designs for everybody.

2. Holy shit, this is a fun premise! I especially love that Chloe is a lawyer! Like, she'd be so good at it, especially with the way you write her (which is the default Chloe in my brain, tbh). You already have her run the merch department. Her dad is the freaking mayor, even if he is a bad one. She's already really good at knowing which authority can override what and when, she's good at working the system and knowing when it's screwed up, and she's got a helluva sense of justice after all the shit she's been through.

2. Some stuff with Lila: I know it was decided that she was gonna do a grand scheme where she got her petty revenge on Ladybug, but then Ladybug didn't show up after the first few akumas cuz the wish said so, and so she kinda just fucked off for a bit to do lowkey cons using the butterfly. When she sees the new EmmaBug, it brings up unaddressed trauma and she zooms back to Paris and starts being a Problem TM. But, like, what is actually her plan? She's going after the miraculous, but what does she want to do with them? What'll her wish be? I know she doesn't really care about the shit that went down with the Miracuclass anymore (she did get exposed). But she is still real bothered by Ladybug, but we also kinda established that she doesn't really know what she wants. So what are Lila's plans?

3. Thoughts on establishing a rogues gallery:

You said you wanted the main focus to be akuma, so why not have a handful of regularly occurring akumas instead of a new one every time? We've already got Chester as Lila's right-hand man, even if he is gonna be a bit of an inneffectual, comedic, Mr. Pigeon-esque akuma. Why not have Lila amass several other allies to regularly akumatize who want in on whatever she's up to. Lila can be very charming and has been doing on and off cons for like 20+ years. Odds are, she's met some pissed of people willing to do some shady shit to get what they want. Lila was also very much willing to use Chloe for her bullshit back in the day, so she could also maybe manipulate some people into helping her out, especially if you want more kid akumas.

I also think it would be cool if you had a handful of other "rogues" who are unrelated to Lila and aren't actively villainous so much as they are assholes that cause issues. Like, Chloe's enemies from lawyering, some of Jess and Zoe's problems from NYC, the creepy boy who was uncomfortably hitting on Emma and ended out getting Dawn landed in the principal's office in the first place, the previously discussed Chief of Police. Etc.

4. I really like the idea of the kids all being roughly the same age, but a couple years apart. It allows for shenanigans like Hugo and the other younger kids having an awkward gang of middle school pals who know nothing about this shit, shipping the heroes, writing fanfics, giving unsolicited bad advice, etc. And it lets some of the kids be older, more mature, more experienced, and act as mentors to their middle child leader. Kinda how Luka worked for the OGs, but you have more of them with different personalities. Kinda like how digimon adventure had the kids mostly the same age but a little spread out across a few grades.

5. Give Hugo or Louis the horse. That would be a really obvious one to take out for a joyride, and they'd get attached to Kaalki.

That's all for now, ngl, this might be my favorite non HC/LL for Miraculous that you've done (followed up by the double trouble one because sonic jokes).

Welcome back! Okay so

1.) Go for it! Just yeet me a link because I'm bad at remembering to check if I've been tagged in things!

2.) Chloé as a lawyer is honestly my favorite post-canon job for her. That and/or running the hotel. Just put her whole skillset into being used for good

2.5) So Lila! I'm being sympathetic to her instead of making her full evil. Like she's still going to be causing Akumas and also a con artist so morally gray, but not like. Season 4-5 Gabe.

Which has resulted in her motivation being a touch nebulous. In that... Ya girl has been rolling with a lot of depression that she doesn't realize is 'depression' because fuck man what does she have to be 'depressed' about? So she just feels like nothing is 'enough' to make her happy and must find something out there that can 'fix' her.

Seeing the 'Ladybug Returns' both kinda gets in her head of as much she acknowledges her grudge with LB was petty teen stuff, it is unresolved business. And that may make her feel better. However, barring that, the Wish would do whatever she wants. It could 'fix' her. Give her whatever she needs to not feel this hollow emptiness in her chest 24/7.

3.) Honestly having all sorts of nonsense to be problems is GREAT.

4.) Yeah I haven't established much on their ages other than Emma and Louis are twins while Hugo is roughly a year and a half younger (so a grade down). I doubt I'd have everyone in the same class, but the whole group are still friends due to knowing each other for years.

5.) Ha! I'm thinking Louis with the Horse now.

[laldupattewali]

I AM THROWING UP THE IMPLICATION BEHIND THIS????? HUEH

IS THIS THE FUCKING REASON FELIX DID NOT FUCKING IDEK WHAT TO CALL IT THANOSIFY??? KAGAMI THEYRE ALL SIBLINGS??????? AND THE FUCKING PARENTS ARE PUSHING THEM TOGETHER KNOWINGLY?????

also like major majorly fuck gabriel he deserves the cataclysm cant wait till the bitch is dead

HE STOLE THE RING FROM NATALIE????????????

why is this suddenly an episode reaction- eh well

wait- they both have rings???

this is gonna be causing so many issues for my poor boy

the hand gesture is sending me she is not the cat here sir

NO CUZ TIKKI FUCKING TOLD YOU WHATS THE POINT OF COVERING YOURSELF NOW MAAM

ASDFGHJKLKJHGFDFGHFD HE GOT CHANGED BEST MANS FR FR

LOOK AT HIM U GUYS BABY BOY SUNSHINE LOML COMRADE MAYO

them.

FOR A SECOND I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE PLACE WITH EMELIES STATUE KDKJNCNS BUT ALSO WHAT IS THE POINT OF BEING RICH IF YOURE NOT DOING THIS HES SO VALID FOR THIS LOML GEN

confidence suits her so well YES EVERY SINGLE TIME

she fucking beat his ass in that game btw

is natalie gonna get fucking akumatised istfg

kagami yaar meri jaan

i forgot how much i fucking hated lila

just here watching GABRIEL calling MARI the "toxic" one my gUY

i love kagami and how straightforward she is about stuff and communicates even tho she has issues

i also hate lila but idc enough about her i just wanted to say that cuz kagami is still naive in places and uk the fandoms about to hate her for believing lila when literally everyone else did too

so what im seeing here is kagami first got akumatised cuz of lila but mainly her feelings towards mari and is now again getting akumatised also cuz of lila but now her feelings are towards adrien?

like ive said before and will say again MAKE THEM POLY ATP FFS

also where tf is luka um- random but why exactly wasnt he with kitty section tf

AWWWW THEYRE CLOUD WATCHING

ok did marc or nath make those clouds cuz i-

i hate it here

that was surprisingly and a comparitively more straightforward lucky charm THATS SO 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌

sims moment fr fr

theyre such good friends stop

talking of which that beginning thing was really toxic having a partner i would NOT want my friends doing that atleast not on our first kiss

ALL IM FUCKING SAYING-

MAY I INTRODUCE U TO THIS LITTLE THING CALLED POLYAMORY

i am done. im glad they didnt kiss because they werent in the mood anymore i fucking hate gabriel and lila. kagami i hope you get the best and all that you deserve. i am lowkey scared for nathalie.

[smilebug]

Hiiii I love the way you draw hands,, they’re always so.. gentle =w= anyway do you have thoughts about the PAMA arc ? And that whole situation and how it effected Jesse and Lukas’ relationship. You’re the number 1 jesselukas understandee to me and I’m replaying lol

afnjgbkl thank you!

and oh boy do i have thoughts about it. so honored someone enjoys my interpretations of these two so much. yeah so i love the pama arc to death just because of how emotionally exhausting and traumatizing it is for both jesse and lukas!! <3

just saying that the pama arc allows for so much angst potential just because like... can you fucking imagine how horrifying it must be to be jesse in that situation, watching your friends in pain and agony as theyre getting chipped by some godlike machine, potentially physically and mentally scarring them forever, and you're next? yeah, so i think that part fucks a lot with jesse. witnessing his friends become these zombie-like vessels that are basically just used as bodies for pama, not the same people that jesse originally became friends with. just, poof. all traces of personality gone. and now theres a literal chip implanted into the back of their heads? holy shit dude

not only that, but when jesse actually has to fight lukas to save him... realizing lukas is actually a lot stronger than he expected, and hearing this distorted, robotic voice emit from him? reminding him about all of his past "failures" and "mistakes" that he regrets, that burden him every night? shit that he gets nightmares over? while coming out of lukas's mouth, of all people, and those demonic red eyes as he's coming to literally kill him? that and just the way it leaves lukas with such a headache, remembering what it felt like to have pama control his body... dear god. i love this game so much but i just wish they didnt make light of all this lowkey horrific shit they did to their characters LMAO i mean really imagine how terrifying it must feel to not only have no control over your own body, but to also be actively controlled by this hivemind computer and still having some level of consciousness to remember it all happening

sorry for the rant haha i just love this arc so much and it just. grahh so much potential !!!

[crazynerdandproud]

Give Jon a break 2kforever

Martin, I am worried™️. I hope you’re okay.

Jon is trying to spend time with Martin and stuff but instead Martin is distancing himself from the others in an attempt to save people. How the turns have tabled.

Basira I love you <3 you would be almost perfect if it weren’t for Daisy. (Who I would be very glad to let rot in the coffin.)

Speaking of, Jon so determined to get Daisy back when 93% of their interactions has been her wanting to kill or maim him like my boy is rlly going through it. Also, for all the talk of him not being human anymore Jon is far more human now than Gertrude probably ever was. And isn’t that super fucking depressing? Jon finally chose to trust his colleagues, is finally ready to work as a team and the first thing he gets when he wakes up is his friend saying she wished he had died, getting blamed for pretty much everything, not being trusted at all, and Martin avoiding him? Elias isn’t even there to be an emotional support manipulative creepy bastard who’s weirdly invested in Jon. This is making me very sad.

What is going on with Martin? Also why do I hate Peter Lukas? Like, the moment he first showed up and irl and not mention a statement I hated his guts.

What is The Web up to? And why do I get the feeling Elias is being lowkey manipulated by it? Also, the new emergence or whatever that Gertrude mentioned that one time is that what Martin is trying to prepare for and what Jon can tell is coming? Is there another fear entity slowly spawning into existence?

I miss Micheal. Like yeah, he wanted to kill Jon but he was just so fun. (Also while I totally under Jon’s mistrust and stuff of Helen he really is just projecting his issues with Micheal and acting like she is the same as he was.) Like, she genuinely wants to help them and I really think she wanted to be Jon’s friend.

Helen commenting on how bodies are difficult and it’s great to not have to deal with them anymore is such a mood. (Except for the last part which yeah I’d love to not have to deal with them either. I’d gladly become an avatar of the spiral/distortion to do so.)

Everyone needs all the therapy, hugs, and support. But seeing as the Lonely is currently running the institute and this is a horror podcast that won’t happen.

I miss Elias. Also slightly worried about Basira. Hope she’s alright.

Jon’s refusal to lose anyone and his mental state and idk jsut yeah. Love the dude. (So much trauma and I love the way it’s effecting him, even if it does make me sad. It’s nice to see dumpster fire characters to curious for their own good with zero self preservation skills make dangerous and stupid decisions and do stuff like trade a bone for a story. Very relatable and cathartic.)

Also, while I am sad for everyone and angrily protective of Jon I am also enjoying everyone’s suffering for the Plot™️ and I feel kinda bad about that.

[ptchwkstaccato]

1) yes they played intergalactic bound and i actually liked it live!

2) it was NOT fraulein=bibliotheca. red land fucking stupid marker. lowkey biggest disappointment of the show for me

3) LITERACY AAAAAA

4) telecaster B-boy MADE it for me. also childish war was so much better than I thought!

5) spot on. slow shit Luka but FUCKING VIVID.

6) THEY DID. THEY PLAYED HYPER REALITY SHOW. utsup is my favourite producer so TWO utsu songs back to back was so special...

7) it was the opener and it was amazing!

8) we got blue star and ten thousand stars. I genuinely don't know why I didn't put ten thousand stars in my prediction because it's literally my favourite. WE WON.

9) THEY PLAYED TWO

10) ....no Luka Luka night fever.....

11) THEY PLAYED????? MELT???????

12) yes they did and it looked INCREDIBLE. WHAT?! YALL WERE COMPLAINING????? IT WAS SO FUCKING CLEAR AND NICE!!!

13) MIKU MIKU BEAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!

14) YEAH AND IT WAS SOOOO GOOD!

15) sighs. vampire actually wasn't bad, I really enjoyed it!

16) they didn't but I didn't REALLY think they were gonna!

17) I am SO fucking mad. SO MAD. SOOOO MAD. we were ABSOLUTELY FUCKING ROBBED. meiko songs sucked so hard and so did lukas...

ok i forgot to do it last night so here are my miku expo wants/needs/predictions!!

1) if they play intergalactic bound I'll be SO ANGRY i hate that song.

2) meiko's song BETTER be fraulein=bibliotheca

3) that one new Kaito song is basically guaranteed i think

4) i don't think Rin and len's set is gonna be anything interesting. they've already played all of the straight bangers in the UK like 8HIT, bring it on, romokon, etc. it's probably gonna be childish war and i fucking hate that song lol

5) we're definitely gonna get that one slow Luka song that absolutely sucks but HOPEFULLY they'll give us Vivid.

6) they probably won't play hyper reality show but they should because it's a banger

7) they will definitely play Miku (good because it's a straight banger)

8) they usually alternate between theme songs. i desperately hope we get either music like magic, decade or can't make a song!! or blue star or sharing the world or mikufiesta (im actually not that picky)

9) if they play at LEAST one utsup song I'll be happy. vivid is not my favourite but it's definitely something!

10) they will not give us Luka Luka night fever for the third miku expo in a row. I can just smell it.

11) they probably won't even play that many classic vocaloid songs. im not even expecting senbonzakura or world is mine because the USA setlist sucked ass

12) they'll have the LED screen. i have accepted it

13) we will probably get M@GICAL CURE LOVE💗SHOT! and i hope we do because it's amazing

14) we will very likely get lucky orb :3

15) theyll probably play vampire. unfortunately.

16) i honestly hope they play rabbit hole but it might be too inappropriate for miku expo. it's also never been played live before BUT they did debut hyper reality show in London 2020 so it's not impossible.

17) PLEASE PLAY ON THE ROCKS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ILL DO ANYTHING

[crykiid]

im confused by everyone who ships lukagami like seriously they have no interest in each other, nothing in common and the only time they would be together is if they were in a poly relationship with mari and/or adrien

they are each others competition, they both wanna date adrien and they both wanna date mari however they dont want to date each other

you know what im here for lukanette, lukadrien, kagaminette and adrigami (and ofc adrienette) but luka and kagami dont go together because their personalities clash really badly and not in a cute quirky way, in a ‘you are so fucking annoying why are you like that’ way

and thats on pewiodt.

[sapphysicsandmath]

rebelde thoughts, there are spoilers

-mj>>>>. sebas was right like jana will never be mj! mj should be the lead!! -continuing that, the psychoanalysis part of my brain is saying that mj wanted to do the little seduction play so badly because she wanted to prove to herself and everyone who wasn’t andi and dixon (because they already knew) that she had it in her to be the lead, to be the hot it girl, to be attractive and charming in not just a platonic way -jana and luka are so annoying sometimes but i still do like them. like jana and the precious 206 roomie moments :( when she let mj try on the dress and eyed her when mj said it was gonna be fun LIKE THAT’S GAY anyway then whenever luka validated mj by being like show jana how it’s done! alright selena pick the song! like still in his bitchy tone but i liked that :( and when luka called esteban brother and joked when he got mad like i thought that was cute :( -esteban needs to show off more of that musical talent idgaf about him and jana fr like i get it they’re together but they’re so boring and het like it’s so predictable for those two types of ppl to get together it’s quiet talented mysterious boy and popular it girl who has a secret side that aligns with the quiet mysterious boy’s interest somehow! i care about that music cause that class assignment was GAS!!!!! -can dixon have his own slay... he did so much for their group of friends and... i will never forgive jana for saying they were never friends cause he did so much especially for her! -also andi is an underrated friend!! andi and dixon are the lesbian and himbo duo of this show. andi tried to keep emilia out of it, set her boundaries quite firmly, but still seemed to value her friends and the band more. she loved emilia so much, but she put herself and her band and friends and values first by breaking up with her. she seems so emotionally and socially aware and i like that!! she always looked out for mj and even jana. those are her ROOMIES. -andi and dixon looked so hurt when mj performed w sebas :((( that hurt me -andi’s character is so funny cause she looks like she wouldn’t commit to anything like she just seems like she’d be a little bit of a whore but she is such a simp that it’s unreal and that is peak lesbianism if you ask me actually -emilia is a really morally right person she’s just dumb and that’s okay because when she was actually caught up with what was going on she took the right side even if it meant she wasn’t going to get a contract! and she wasn’t even wrong thinking that sebas was having sex w someone and not even considering la logia -i think the girls room has like so much untapped homoerotic tension. not wishing anything bad on endi but... i would like to see something. maybe some andixmj or mjxjana idk am i crazy for that -if they don’t forgive mj for delivering on her parents’ ultimatum... i will hurt someone because they literally forgave luka for helping in screwing them over and esteban for falling off the face of the earth for a few days -i would like to see more of andi and emilia and mj and dixon like i feel like we got so much luka esteban sebas and jana and i simply dgaf abt them anymore i feel like i know them so well but idk anything about the others except like dixon is secretly rich, mj is religious, emilia is brazilian and not rich, andi is??? a rich(?) delinquent? was that her dad who was mad abt her being a delinquent ? the same dad that taught her how to play drums? like that simply doesn’t seem right and i would like clarification -sue me because as much as i want mj fruity i think sebas redemption could be cool because then her and mj could be potentially cute but i also want dixon to win but i also think jana or andi should get with mj... mj just slays too hard im sorry -andrea is acting her fucking ass off because she is like a more emo version of andi irl like she could start going by andi rn -selene really is lowkey just eye candy for this show and honestly it’s okay <3 her and gigi are attracting the wlw and it’s working

[whoisglory]

Ahaha

I watched the dumpster fire that is miraculous ladybug and I wanted to talk about my interpretations of a particular scene involving one of my favorite kinda stereotypical and inconsistent girl

Kagami is quite hated due to posing a threat to our love square but aside from that she's quite the likeable characters, the second adrien peeled her shell away she returned the favor. Arranging moments where she and adrien could for just a second enjoy their lives as normal teenagers and in extension of that a normal couple. And I always thought it was cute, and unlike most other girls who fawn over adrien she knows her self worth and he's not worth being dragged down for. When he didn't give her what she deserved she dipped and didn't contact him until she felt ready which is some emotional maturity a couple of the other characters are lacking in.

But when people pick a reason to hate kagami I always hear them speak of the scene where kagami showed adrien something quite personal to her, her love for drawing and she in my interpretation was extending this love for adrien and it wouldn't surprise me if she was quite vulnerable in that moment since her mother disproved of this hobby of hers. Telling her she wasn't good enough (but like isn't she blind how the fuck does she know and like she was hella good but whatever)

So she wanted to draw adrien, he first assumes his model pose, a more natural pose and a pose that was of course taken from chat noirs book and they're all disproven by kagami, she wanted adrien to open up to her like she is doing with him right now, and to her everything he was doing felt disingenuous.

And in my personal interpretation she was right, as much as people like to say chat noir is adriens real personality that was never the vibe I got from him. I always thought that both adrien and Chat noir were the extremes taken from the opposite side of the spectrum and because he separated them into two different people as well as never being able to mix the two to form the person he really is, he really couldn't give kagami the right answer in that moment. Kagami was fully aware he wasn't all perfect as everyone said he was but she also knew that he wasn't a complete goof like chat noir.

In my interpretation she got mad because he wasn't being genuine with her when she was putting herself vulnerable before him and he sadly didn't know what he was doing wrong.

That is what I interpret that scene to be, Adrien hasn't found the balance between being goofy and making jokes as well as his careful and kind nature where he can allow himself to be intimate. He just needs time to find the golden midway and I hope to see him find that and reconsile with kagami in season 5.

She totally earns to be a miraculous holder I will die on this grave.

Also ALSO RYUKYU APPEARS TO BE LITERALLY THE MOST INTIMATE WITH CHAT NOIR, LIKE WHEN SHE AND ADRIEN WERE GOING SOMEWHERE THEY LOWKEY FLIRTED, SHE WAS THE FIRST AND ONLY TO WAVE AT HIM IN KURO NEKO LIKE

does she know

Was she just in a good mood

Why would she be happy to see him if she did know and they were fighting

Imagine if a scene comes where he entrusts his secret of being chat noir to kagami and she's just like "I know, I mean really. The cat pose?"

Also she deff needs to be the one to know the secret next, I mean. It's quite unfair in my eyes. Marinette has Alya and Luka is aware of her identity he too was also the most hung up about their break ups and like now he can understand her because no one could Ever be mad at golden girl marrinette.

But my boy needs someone to confide in and Nino surely isn't the one to do it man's can keep no secrets smh

[quixotin]

So this post about Jagged becoming a part of Luka and Juleka's life gave me THE BIGGEST writing itch, so come with me for another edition of "bullet point fics i'll never write"

It's a Couffaines-centered fic

I want it with angst and i want it messy

in which lukanette is canon for more than ONE (1) episode

(they still have this false start in truth but come back)

Okay but lukanette is not the main point here. It's Jagged's relationship w/ his kids. Because 16 years ago he was a dumb fool that knew fuck all about life but now he sees the error of his ways and desperately wants to make things right.

So it's like all the post says

But emphasis on how each of the twins is processing having their father back.

And emphasis on the angst

Juleka is shy at first but warms up faster to him than Luka.

Cause Luka. Now, Luka can't see his face to save his life.

Cue in Jagged being all over the top and showering their kids with love, support, affection, gifts. Anything they can possibly wish for (ahem cue in parallel with a certain agreste)

but Luka is like "oh now you want to come back? why, because I caught you? What makes you believe you can buy us like that! you abandoned us and now you think a couple of songs and dumb gifts are going to make things right?!"

"Listen Luka, I know I made mistakes and I'm very sorry. I don't think I'll be able to ever forgive myself but if you give me a chance to prove--"

"I can't trust you. How can I know if you're telling me the Truth™️? How can I know you won't leave again..."

i'm sorry i- i need a minute

bc Luka is hurting man

Also, Luka is not very happy with Anarka either for hiding the identity of their dad.

"I did it to protect you. I did it because I wanted you to have a normal childhood"

"you did it because he asked you!"

i need a minute cause i'm sobbing

Yes, luka is going through stuff.

But he'll be alright. He's a tough little nugget.

BUT ALSO to complicate things, Jagged being part of their lives again have turned the twins into sudden public figures and lo and behold both become instant heartrobs (i mean, how could they not, they are iconic)

But like, neither care much for it? Cue in Luka being absolutely bothered at the fact people now follow him in the subway??

Except Kitty Section is now High Key famous and they don't know how to feel about it. Because now they more or less have a secured career if they want it but it wasn't earned on merit, and I feel like that wouldn't sit right with either of the twins.

but back to the rabid fans, Luka lowkey starts getting Adrien ahaha

"omg where are all these people coming frommm???"

We reach the breaking point where Luka starts trusting his dad but then something out of Jagged's control happens that he flakes out on something he promised Luka

The disappointment mixed with the stress of suddenly being famous gets Luka like, "No! All you want is to be at peace with yourself! You don't care about what Juleka or I want or need! I never wanted this, to be famous just because I'm your son! You never considered that, did you? All you wanted was to feel better about yourself."

And in that moment Jagged Gets It. He realizes Luka is right and he somehow manages to prove himself to the boy(don't ask me how, my plot didn't reach that far)

But then something happens that makes Luka realize he maybe should give his dad a chance because at least he has one and he is trying, even if he's doing a terrible job (maybe he has a conversation with Adrien about how he wishes his dad would be like Jagged. Or with Kagami about how hard it was for her when her own father left/died. What happened to Mr. Tsurugi? I could not tell you, partner)

So it wraps up with the two making peace and finding ways to come together in a way that works for both of them and we all learn a valuable lesson about the importance of being a present parent that we can flaunt in front of Gabriel Agreste, who has no rights

the end

@miraculous-bullshit @lady-charinette

Look what you two made me do. I hold you fully accountable for this.

[thelowlysatsuma]

i’m about to crack and finally go look up what the FUCK the magnus archives is about but first: What I Know About TMA As Instructed By Tungle Dot Hell

jonny the sims man:

op’s self-insert

archivist and like. mostly decent at it

ace (ace rights!)

doesn’t believe in the supernatural (despite working at a Supernatural Research Joint) until it kicks down his door and stabs him in the nuts

Too Many Eyes

fucks shit up a lot

has a lovely bf named martin

has been possessed by like?? every Fear Boi(tm) out there??? man dude’s just havin a rough year

Breaking News: Only Sane Man Falls Headfirst Into Insanity, More At Ten

martin blackwood:

lovely boy. cinnamon roll. Protect This Man Or Else

the best goddamn character in the show. Does Not Deserve Anything That Happens To Him

might have murdered somebody???? and definitely forged his employment paperwork bc of Ambiguous Tragic Backstory(tm). seriously what the fuck is this man’s real name

enemies to lovers slow burn 220k w/ jonman

tim:

nice dude, also gets possessed a lot

lowkey a flirt?

also gets shipped w/ martin sometimes idk

sasha:

there’s some SERIOUS other mother shit going on here but idk specifics. i do know that jon fucked this situation up a lot too tho

elias bitchboy:

jon’s “““manager”““ but rlly just the motherfucker who fucked up his shit and did. something. with all the Scary Squad(tm)

also has eye symbolism?? i think he’s a foil to jon???

trash man. absolute garbage boy. feral little bastard. kill this bitch.

runs the magnus institute through tax fraud

peter lukas:

bitchboy’s Equally Terrible Husband

foil to martin??

i think one of them hired someone to kill the other at some point but like both of them knew it and it was just For The Lolz????

im pretty sure his hubby jumped ship at the institute and now he runs the joint but who knows if that’s right at this point

basira:

also works for jon somehow

lovely lady, wears a hijab.

cool wlw honestly i don’t know anything bad about her she sounds great

daisy:

The One Cop We Respect

basira’s gf???? idk man

also possessed by a member of the spooky squad but this time it’s The Hunt (ooh fancy capital letters)

michael:

FuckHands McGee(tm)

anyways are y’all fans alright??? do you need a hug?? i feel like you guys need a hug listen i’m sending y’all virtual hugs stay safe in season 5 friends don’t go too feral i believe in you

[laldupattewali]

Gabriel Agreste reaction because why not

This is bad journalism and highkey disrespectful Alya I- Ladybug has such a pyaari and cute pic and Chat??? bruh my boy doesn’t deserve that

cute amazing but alya bestie u sure thhis safe🙂

extra points for good edit but also- how did you get luka’s pic i

HOW TF DID YOU GET THAT PIC???

HELP MY MIND WENT HAWKMOTH/MIRACULOUS INSTA AU😭😭😭😭😭😭

Amelie and Felix seem really close good for them atleast there’s one good parent in this show beside tom and sabine and alyas

That mother son interaction was lowkey very cute okay

SIR HE WAS TALKING GET OUT YOU PIECE OF TRASH I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A BUS

sorry i have a lot of pent up anger from ephemeral

…that was literally her lunch that adRIEN BROUGHT MAN CANT EVEN DKSHSJSNS FUCK GABRIEL AGRESTE

HELP THE GIRLS WENT “okay this is too big a problem for just the girls now time for our aces, gays please enter”

wtf is up with their smiles- i- okay

“hes the only one who doesn’t”😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭i fully expect them to say “even more than my boyfriend here”

nOT MARC BEING LIKE “otherwise there would be no story” like 1. self diss thomas 2. we now know bestie likes the pining/oblivious trope

“romantic comedy specialists” this should be interesting

can i just say i absolutely love this au

also does this mean marc and nath write fanfic of their classmates kehsksjs this is well thought of and made

also GABRIEL AS A WIYCH I FUCKIN CANT IM DYING ALSO HIS COSTUME IS SIMILAR TO SHADOWNMOTH

marinette looks muah she really is a knight in shining armour

adrien in a dress is so fucking superior

THEYRE HER FAIRY GODMOTHERS SKSBJSSBKSHAKSJS I LOVE THIS

i love these animated things sm sksjkshsjsnsjsjs i can sense the dedication put into this ep and i appreciate it sm

“each week we will devise a new plan” lets play a game how many adrienette aus have marc and nathaniel written

i love that zoe is included in this 🥺🥺🥺

SUCHA CUTE KISS JDHEJEJSMS

imagine if this got into adriens hands tho im just saying im just saying @/allthefanficwriters

also this reminds me of the 86th floor cosplay’s mlb school play except adriens the princess and maris the knight

…how do they know about the hamsters??

ALIX NO THE UGLY TOAD SKSBSJSNKS

CHLOES ANIMATION I LOVE THIS SJSJS

thomas really wanted to make her so irredeemable instead of letting the character grow sigh wasted potential

chloe animation is so funny im dying

bestie chloe why do you want adrien to be locked up i

nathaniel honey ily but there better be plastic on that because that was beautifully drawn and i will literally k word you how dare you ruin pure beauty

mari: nobody’s gonna know tikki: they’re gonna know mari: …how would they know? tikki: …..they’re gonna know

zoe you sweetheart

i want marcs bi gloves

gorillas so cute

PONYTAIL MARI

adrien showing his chat noir off by catching a heavy flying object nice bestie

“do we know each other?” “UHHHHHHH”

marinette being clumsy to get her way>>>

ITS FAKE ADRIEN BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

maris eye squint at felix felt bestie felt

he almost looks pure when he smiles

nvm theres the evil smile

😭😭😭not him being angry

“ae felix” aa nhi raha kya bhai? sab wait kar rhe hai dumbcharades khelte hai ps this is hindi so most of you may not understand

the fact that if adrien hadn’t called him bestie wouldve clear cut heard gabriel

🎶eye contact🎶 dhum dhum 🎶prolonged eye contact🎶 eye squint kagami so true

felix is sus

PFFT DID KAGAMI JUST 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭KAGAMI WHYYYYYY ok but also adrien she already has a drink ik you’re trying to diffuse the tension but cmon

what the fuck kind of heist

felix might just be the smartest character in this entire show

HOLY FUCK

for a second there i thought Felix was also a sentimonster

“just a finger snap will be enough to make you disappear” aight nvm

THIS MAN DOES NOTHING BUT TRAUMATISE CHILDREN OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU HUMAN EMBODIMENT OF A TRASHCAN

i think narcissism na inke khoon mai hai bhenchod

HE ESCAPED IT TF??? WAIT ONLY CHLOE HAS ESCAPED IT LIKE ALYA AND NINO BROKE THROUGH IT BUT OHMYFUCKINGGOD?????

wait omg what just happened

SO YOU CAN AKUMATISE A SENTIMONSTER HAHA FEAR

it’s kind of sad

like why would you give YOURSELF that same badha wala design like um

chloe no you’re not evil you’re a fucking kid wtf man thomas stop talking your frustrations out on this child dude

help the way he just stopped bob lmao

kagami is my queen and if anyone hates on her they’re gonna get their kneecaps and spine broken she so brave 🥺🥺

we didnt get no plagg content❤️‍🔥💔 actually we didn’t get any kwami content this episode i- :(

the way he’s carrying felix i- what is this a piggyback ride

the mini fourth wall breaka ksjsjsjsjskks

that was…a short fight

THAT RING- WAIT TF SINCE WHEN IS THE RING ON HIS HAND SQUARE WAIT WHAT DO THE TWIN RINGS MEAN ONE FOR FELIX AND ONE FOR ADRIEN WTF WTF I- WTF

pretty charm

ahaha im scared

OMG FELIX NOTICED THE PANT OMG i have to agree he’s evil by he’s a smart evil

awwww theyre making a manga on marinette

also i love the fact that they know everyone in paris blind like all they did was give marinette a mustache, a ponytail instead of pigtails and changed her from marinette to marino and the waiter costume and nobody even batted an eye?

I LOVE THE SCREENCAP OMG

…. i’m scared haha

help that was long anyways i’m like sleepy as fuck i don’t even know why i wrote this but eh so bie ly you look amazing

[sole-cuore-amore-e-droga]

Belgium brings their ex-vocalist back to Rotterdam 2021

Here we chop chop boys like we chop chop wood

This review space would’ve been reserved for Belarus. Unfortunately, their broadcaster was not ready to make nice, and ultimately refused to serve EBU with anything but not-even-so-thinly-veiled propaganda, so much so that EBU, after all they’ve given the time for them for to snap out of it, finally had to be like “bye bitch” (- Lizzo) with enough push from the fandom, and informed everyone that Belarus will miss this year’s contest <3

Which means that I don’t have to deal with 41, but with 39 writeups to do overall, if my timing permits! The Roop could’ve always used a little less competition, anyway /j

Speaking of The Roop’s competition, time to aim at another one of their semifinal folk with a review. Come forth, Belgium!

ARTIST & ENTRY INFO

Hooverphonic, eventhough they’re not as big of a name as Flo Rida, is the biggest act to compete in this year’s Eurovision, and even had lasted longer as a thing than Flo Rida. He barely even got his proper famous kickstart around in the 2000s. Hoover have been around at least for 5 years more than him, if “Years active” section on Wikipedia is anything to go by. And back then they were just known as Hoover, correct. Their lineup of singers has changed for quite some time, but otherwise the band since its inception is rooted in basically two men: Alex Callier and Raymond Geerts. They used to have a keyboardist too but was he a part of their glory years in 2000? No? Thought so, he’s irrelevant then. In fact, their first vocalist wasn’t even present on their first album, so they went to have another one, who did just one album with them before 2000 and left. Now I’m only constantly and consistently bringing up 2000 because that’s when they had their break out moment in relevancy - after they changed their singer once more before they found someone called Geike Arnaert - the woman you’re seeing on the MV’s thumbnail right now, and not someone certain for whom there was a public outcry for she is the only Hooverphonic component that’s not coming back from 2020 to 2021. But more on that later. I’m here to present you the break-out hit, for those who just don’t know:

I used to like to think of Hoovers as trip-hop sensations, well not in the style of Massive Attack because they have their trip-hop sound with actual hip hop thrown in, Hooverphonic’s style is that but with a tinge of symphonic.

Well, “Mad About You” wasn’t really the only hit they had, before that they got a bunch of minor and domestic hits, and their music was used for soundtracks. So it’s a little bit cheating still to think of “Mad About You” as their breakout hit, but that’s still the biggest song of the band. If I were to recommend you stuff from them that aren’t necessarily the biggest hits but still, “The Night Before” with yet another one of their vocalists is pretty good.

So when I tell you that Hooverphonic is a band of a very long career. Well some bands do survive a lot without having their lineup change for 10+ years, but Hooverphonic vocalistes come and go sometimes, and for 2020 forray, when they were first announced, they came in to that talk show studio where they were guests in with a promising little starlet Alex Callier found at The Voice Belgium (for the Flanders region) and was her mentor there, Luka Cruysberghs, as their current vocalist.

Is it just me or her and Stefania Liberakakis look like they could be cousins?

All went smooth and dandy, until Alex started spouting stuff about Eurovision the fans found not amusing, such as calling Eurovision a circus or something, later begging and pleading to medias that his statement was “lost in translation” - now I would say it happens to the best of us, like for Tornike, but deep inside I think I know Alex meant what he meant, inside or outside context. Because everything just went even more sour when everyone found out Hooverphonic were missing from the common song “Love Shine a Light” for the 2020 consolation programme in place of Eurovision, and when they were forced to explain, Alex just straight up said he didn’t like the song, so he decided to not do it. Fuck, I myself don’t adore the 1997 winning song, but I like it, and would’ve still done a piece of that song out of respect. Take it or leave it, god damn. Also they were noted to be the only people plugging in their other material in the time when Eurovision 2020 artists on the consolation programme were either saying inspirational stuff or “hope to see you soon!” or a combo of both, once again, courtesy of mostly Alex. Now I’m not saying his ego is bigger than Kirkorov’s... of fucking course not, no one has an ego bigger than Kirkorov’s. The only thing that can beat him in that regard is if someone booked Kanye West for Eurovision last minute.

Following 2021, they were very excited to jump on the “leave 2020 songs behind” train, while a few artists like VICTORIA and The Roop rallied for to keep their entries in tact if they were allowed to. And with that, in late 2020, they went ahead and celebrated the 20 years of “Mad About You” by getting rid of Luka as a vocalist and bringing back the aforementioned Geike to reprise her part. Seems pretty reasonable, but for the Eurofandom it was simply seen as a dick move, and mostly for the reason that all 2020 artists deserve a 2021 chance, even if they’re band members. What felt more dickish is that Luka was straight up told “byeeee u’re no longer our bandmate xo” on a Zoom call between band members. Like, it’s fine to be told you’re fired in person, even if still humiliating, because what’s the other better way? What’s equally worse is to be told this via email, but the email you were sent was sent like a few months ago and you only read it NOW. At least I guess that proves we know what the “sad and losing game” was that Luka asked to be released from now, heh.

Not to worry Luka-stans, as Alex will still have her, just as not the part of the band anymore. But instead give her a solo career. Yeah well we’ll see how long that lasts.

With the 2000 glory heydays lineup of Hooverphonic we have their entry be “The Wrong Place”, as the completely quite different song they promised (or didn’t) when saying that they will certainly and absolutely get rid of their old one for the 2021 if they had a choice. What they didn’t get rid of is the theme of the worse part of relationships - “Release Me” is about probably wanting to be let go of and released rather than kept by the side when it’s probably not working out. “The Wrong Place” is one of those episodes that probably happened during then - they had a house conflict, she chose to have a smoke to forget about it, the man’s after her Johnny Cash T-Shirt. Not much else to say about the song’s technicality fortunately than I’ve already said so much about the band, so how does it fare in the Hoover-lore, for me?

REVIEW

See, I would like to root for Luka ever having her chance to get to experience Eurovision if she wishes, but maybe it’s lowkey for her own benefit she wasn’t the chosen vocalist for the song, as Geike could do “Release Me”, but Luka wouldn’t be able to do “The Wrong Place”.

“The Wrong Place” is well-suited to the first vocaliste’s melancholic blend-in timbre, and a singer like Luka would sound a little too light on this with her soft-spoken sound of her voice. Besides, I don’t think she could be old enough to relate to the lyrical subject’s domestic struggle issue. Not to say 20 year olds don’t smoke and drink, it’s just that “The Wrong Place” feels a little bit too much mature enough.

Although I think that both of them could absolutely rock the music video visuals.

The song itself is very Hooverphonic. They used to do this kind of standout triphoppy sound back in the days, but as of lately they kind of grew out of the label to do more of the music that kinda sounds like movie soundtrack music. Idek the exact label I could give it to their music so move soundtrack music it is I guess. It has a decently paced structure (could’ve done without the overly repetitive ending where they repeat “you’re in the wrong place” over and over, like ffs I know where I am!!), and interesting lyrical choices. Such as “organic cup of... tea”, as in, WOW! HOOVERPHONIC HAS ENOUGH WITH THE TEABAGS FULL OF GROUND AND GRINDED TEA! THEY WILL ONLY MAKE TEA FROM PURE HERBS AND FLOWERS, AS IT WAS USED TO BE DONE! and acting like her Johnny Cash T-Shirt is the kind of prized possession her man is not allowed to wear to rub it in her face. Imagine if it was something more mundane. “Don’t you ever dare to wear my... pink polka-dot T-shirt”? Damn right it doesn’t seem to suit the mood lol.

It’s not what I exactly wanted from Hooverphonic, but probably what I subconsciously needed from them anyway, ever since they were announced for 2020. I only got into “Release Me” sometime AFTER the contest, “The Wrong Place” is a bit more instant to stand behind. So well done to them to commit to their craft.

Approval factor: I guess I do have to stamp this with my stamp of approval. It’s nice and all. Follow-up factor: “The Wrong Place” follows up as a more of a Hooverphonic discography track after the fairly average and overlookable “Release Me” (eventhough the latter has the tinge of theirs as well because it’s a more symphonic ballad, and they do have symphonic stuff on their discog afterall). As a Eurovision entry, it comes across as even better somewhat, and even slightly more standout, but that might not necessarily work in their favour. Qualification factor: And that’s because they’re absolutely stranded in the semi with too many qualification choices to name. Belgium gets to be a bit quasi-obvious, but they’ve failed with a Hooverphonic-penned song before, plus, the pop girlies of this semi are more likely to eat out a band like this alive, but I wouldn’t exactly say Belgium is doomed to fail either, because I am positive Hooverphonic will think of something. I’m just saying that shocking things can happen every now and then.

INTERNAL CORNER

Well, considering Alex Callier is not running his mouth this time as much as he did so last year’s season, I think it’s safe to say that Hooverphonic have had nothing to write home about.

No, wait...

Well I did mention that Luka got replaced as one of the events that happened to Hooverphonic’s lifetime, but thank God that Alex promised her a solo career, right? Right?

Well, apparently, we’re getting towards it.

And the first lyrics of her first solo forray post-Hooverphonic-vocalist-duties features the lyrics about possibly her making someone “regret it”. Lol now watch this song to be a karma kick into Hooverphonic’s ass if Belgium happens to not qualify this year. Luka forewarned y’all with sharp precision.

Annnnnd that’s pretty much it, besides the band jumping on the trend of turning their entries into a Festivali i Këngës 59 acoustic night European version by presenting their own acoustic version of this track. I did not have the kind of courage to link to the Azerbaijan’s “slow version” on their review in fear of overruning my post even longer than they would usually be for these reviews, but at least it moves people to a certain degree

Well, my question of the days is, does “The Wrong Place” in acoustic make you sad twerk?

ANY LAST WORDS?

Belgium’s big weakness is when it comes to stage their entries, notably for the last two years where the Eurovision actually happened. Sennek was awkwardly put in the middle and succumbed to the curse of Lucie Jones of grimmacing too much and therefore ruining her score in the process, possibly. Eliot was just simply upstaged by the decision to include big drums on stage. Alex Callier acknowledges all that sort of thing, so if anything goes absolutely right and Hooverphonic manage to make it to Rotterdam (which I think they can do because Belgium and Netherlands are neighbours lol? unless their lockdown rules get super strict in May), he should get on to mending all the flaws that Belgium had in the past for staging, and have a spectacular vision. Because it’d be sadly hilariously ironic if Hoovers miss out on the final due to the staging again. Can’t just constantly blame the vocalist - Geike would be flawless live, if Hooverphonic trusted in her for so many years. Can’t blame the song - it’s not too bad. So staging, I guess.

Good luck Hooverphonic, you’ll certainly need it. Also can RTBF consider that they could send anything else from the Wallonian music scene other than The Voice Belgique acts~

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Daminette God au

@ozmav I hope this makes up for the angst?

@mindfulmagics I think we talked about this like, two...three (?) weeks ago

@starry-bi-sky here’s the bulletpoint list uwu

Basically this universe, but they’re gods

The kwamis are called ‘The Council’ why? Bc I want it to. They’re like the ancient beings of the universe and all that Jazz gave the lesser gods a planet which is now earth. Fun.

Tikki is the ancient goddess of life. Ancient meaning she was there since the beginning of time. Same goes for the others.

No successor things bc I can only tolerate it so much. And if it did happen people would call Lila out quickly

I have roles for all of them yay

Adrien is the god of the sun, Chloe is the goddess of the stars (ilysm) and Luka is the god of the moon (my boo) (I’ll explain why he’s not god of music)

Rose is the goddess of flowers (I know I’m funny), juleka is the goddess of shadows (think Dr facilier from princess and the frog. What that shadow) she likes to scare people

Nathaniel and Marc, gods of art. One of visual art, the other of writing, take a wild guess on who’s who

Sabrina goddess of loyalty. nuff said

Kagami, one of the two gods of war. Also the goddess of discipline and battle strategy. (Ily bae)

Max god of strategy (not battle but other things), and intelligence

Kim god of competition

Alix goddess of time and speed

Ondine goddess of the sea

Mireille goddess of dreams and Aurore goddess of the weather

Jagged is the god of music. Don’t argue w/ me on this. Penny is the goddess of organization

Sabine goddess of motherhood, Tom god of youth (he has a youthful personality so it fits)

Idk for Ivan and mylene

Alya is a messenger goddess

Nino can be god of protection or something 🐢

Lila is the goddess of lies, treachery and mischief (seems fitting no?)

Marinette is the goddess of love (bby ilysm 💞) Why bc I said so. Everyone is at least slightly attracted to her.

Damian is the god of war and vengeance (you see where I’m going with this right) no one really likes him bc he’s always brooding and angry

Jason is the god of death bc he died that one time (that is such an inappropriate joke I’m so sorry)

Tim can be like god of alchemy or something (I need to preserving creating juice)

Dick is god of misfortune despite being so smiley (he likes to annoy people)

Too many gods atm

Y’all can add the quantic kids

Lila loathes Damian for always shutting down her lies

Marinette likes to chat with aurore and mireille on clouds. Luka and Chloe join when they can, Adrien is too shy

Tikki took a liking to marinette and gave her the gift of creativity. She’s still the goddess of love, now she can help the humans with their gifts to their loved ones

Adrien really likes Mari

So does Damian

And maybe Kim but then the boy is like nah we’re like sibling it’d be weird. Still gushes when she does cute things

Jason and Dick are the most annoying out of the batfam like dick if you wanna do your job do it right and Jason stop slacking off war isn’t fun is nobody’s dying

Marinette sometimes joins Chloe and Luka when they do the night thing bc there are couples who want a romantic night setting

Lila wants to be on marinette’s good side bc if she isn’t then she’ll have to face Damian

Marinette genuinely likes everyone. She, however, does not like being lied to. Lila tried to be careful

Kagami and Mari get along surprisingly well. People are weirded out when Chloe joins them too.

Alya and Mari aren’t as close as they are in canon but they’re still nice to one another and have picnics every other Sunday afternoon

Very protective Damian

Mari likes to make him flower crowns

She once gave Adrien her lucky charm bracelet to help him ask his crush out. He turned red and ran away. She’s never been more confused in her life

Ondine likes to dump bucketloads of water on Kim out of nowhere

Sabrina gets mad when people break their loyalty to their friends, lovers, etc. She goes on rampages

Alya has wings, Nino has a shield on his back

The gods like drinking a lot of alcohol. They also like this weird honey beverage.

Marinette once made Tim a friendship bracelet. It was pink and had his name embroidered in it. She thought he didn’t like it and he told her to fuck off and that he’s gonna wear it forever.

Jason got lowkey jealous but he got a ‘best brother of the year’ mug and a pink bracelet with his own name.

[morning-star-57]

Miraculous Quirk AU

Idk if someone has already done this but here we go!

So, I recently got into Boku no Hero Academia and I got to thinking, what if the Miraculous universe was set in the same one as Bnha?

So, those of us who watch Bnha know the drill, 80% of the population has superpowers, called “quirks.” The other 20% are “quirkless.” So here’s how it would play out in my brain.

Super duper long, oops, so under the cut!

Miraculous:

works pretty much the same way as canon

only doesn’t give you a suit the holder picks that themselves

they work similar to One For All does in Bnha

the power of the previous owner fuels the power of the miraculous and the previous user can still use the power, but a weakened version of it

Ladybug miraculous gives the holder the power to create things and heal

Black Cat miraculous gives the power to destroy things with a touch (at will)

And so on, pretty much like canon but with some modifications

Marinette

was born quirkless

when she was younger, kids (cough Chloe cough) would make fun of her for it

was insecure about it for a long time and then saw all of the ways that quirks could backfire and decided it wasn’t worth it and it no longer bothers her (much)

(seeing Chloe blind herself was funny tho, even if it was temporary)

still wants to be a fashion designer

wary of superheros because of all of that property damage and also some of them are lowkey sus.

parents still own a bakery

Sabine’s quirk is levitation. She can make items and people float with her  mind but they have to be things she can physically lift (it’s okay tho cause she’s smol but strong). The drawback is that she gets really bad headaches and if she uses it too much or for too long, she can get a migraine.

Tom has a smaller, tamer version of pyrokinesis. He can’t make his entire body burst into flame but he can make certain parts, like his hands. He has a naturally high resistance to extreme weathers as his body heat is unusally high (hugs from him during the summer are bittersweet b/c he’s a great hugger but it’s too damn HOT DAD GET OFF-). The drawback is that he can’t control the temperature of the flame so if he’s not careful or if he uses his quirk for too long, it’ll burn him. His arms have many burn scars, rip.

back to Marinette

Decided the Hero Life wasn’t for her but still supports her friends who want to do it

Until she met the Lucky Hero, Tikki, her favorite

After plot happens, Tikki gives her the source of her “quirk”, the miraculous, and entrusts Marinette to carry on her legacy

Lots of angsty turmoil before she accepts the miraculous and decided to become a hero.

Chooses to be named the Ladybug, same as canon

Her hero costume would be the same as canon AT FIRST since her decision to go to a hero school was last minute af but then the suit will go through modifications to better suit her power needs and fashion needs

Got through the entrance exam after training with Tikki and because she’s badass shh

Doesn’t get a crush on Adrien until later once they’re already friends (or at all really idk yet)

Adrien

was the result of a quirk marriage

was the *failed result of a quirk marriage

Instead of inheriting both quirks of his parents, like intended, they combined and created a new one

His quirk is Charm. His body releases an invisible pheromone that makes him seem more attractive or trustworthy, sometimes both, depending on the person who smells it. This makes the “victim” more susceptible to his suggestions, but it’s not a total brainwash, unlike his father, so they can still easily fight it off if they wanted to. The drawbacks are that he can’t really stop it so he has to be constantly covered so that he doesn’t accidentally charm everyone. Also, after a while, people can build up tolerance to him and it won’t work as strongly on them.

Gabriel has Brainwash, which is often seen as a villain’s quirk. Everyone is thankful the he decided on fashion as a career and not villainy (oh those poor naive souls). If he looks into your eyes, you are put in his control and won’t be able to fight it unless he lets you go or if you receive a blunt impact to the head. The drawbacks are that he can’t control it so anyone who he makes eye contact with gets brainwashed unless there’s an obstacle in the way i.e.: glasses

Emilie’s quirk is sleep gas. Her skin cells naturally produce a gas that can put people in a coma-like state. The drawbacks are, again, can’t turn it off and the person has to be within range. She also has to be constantly covered.

Adrien wanted to be a hero at first to spite his father

Gabriel always hated heroes and saw them as a nuisance.

So Adrien basically said “fuck you, I’m going to be the best hero because I can”

And somehow convinced his dad to enroll him in College Francois Dupont, a local hero school

(he acutally just charmed him cause his dad isn’t around him enough to build up immunity to his quirk but shh)

He gets in through recommendations and is put in the hero course

This version of Adrien was still childhood friends with Chloe (who is immune to him) and a lot more distrustful of people, especially if they’re nice since he has no way of know if they’re genuinely a nice person or if they just fell prey to his quirk

rip the sunshine boy he has no friends except Chloe for the first few weeks of class

Becomes friends with Nino after they got paired up in a fight simulation

The slowly gets more comfortable around people and becomes more open to friendships

Doesn’t get the Black Cat Miraculous until much, much later when the Squad gets caught up in a fight with villains and the Unlucky Hero, Plagg (Tikki’s partner and husband) decides to entrust him with it

Impulsive chaotic gremlin that gets threatened to be put on a leash made by Marinette 

Chloe

also the result of a quirk marriage, this one being successful

Her quirk is called Diamond. Her skin has an extra layer that acts very similarly to an actual diamond so she can reflect, refract, and disperse light. This layer can also harden at her will so that she can become a semi-indestructible prism. Her body’s reaction to light intensifies while in this state. The drawbacks are that while her body is hardened, she cannot move easily and her speed will be greatly reduced. Also, her skin is just very sparkly almost all of the time which makes it hard to hide from villains and to see when it’s sunny out. Usually wear large sunhats and sunglasses to try and reduce the shine

Her and Adrien bond by being products of a quirk marriage

also got in through recommendation and everyone thinks she bought her way in but actually tried very hard to earn her spot

is VERY protective over Adrien and will blind someone if they say anything she deems offensive

She and Marinette practically hate each other on a good day before they were forced to hang out since Adrien kept bringing Chloe along with him whenever the Squad would get into shenanigans

They developed a mutual agreement to be civil at one point and that slowly turned into friendship

Y’know the type of friends that insult each other and fight over every small thing but the second someone else tries to come for the other they won’t h e s i t a t e BITCH

yeah that’s them

anyways, I digress

Is surprisingly the sensible one of the group

“no you cannot run headfirst into the fight Adrien, these are actual villains and you can’t even pass a simulation without dumb luck.”

“I don’t care if your quirk can heal you Marinette, stop jumping off of rooftops and go down the stairs like a normal person!”

“Put it down, Nino.”

“Luka. No.”

you get the idea

she is Mom

Says she wants to be a hero because hero’s are cool and she’s cool so it just makes sense for her to be a hero

(actually though because she wanted to make her mother proud of her but you didn’t hear it from me)

Is lowkey really powerful and if she tried to use the full extent of her powers, she’d be a beast

but don’t tell her that, she’s already got a big head

Luka

is working towards becoming an underground hero

His quirk is sound amplification. He amplifies preexisting sound waves to what ever frequency is needed. Depending on the frequency, he can break through almost any object. The drawback is that sound waves can damage his hearing and can become temporarily deaf if he uses it too long or if he creates a frequency that’s too high for his body to handle. Has a chance of becoming permanently deaf if he overuses his quirk too many times

His suit comes with modifications to help with that so he should be fine he hopes

His guitar doubles as a weapon since he usually amplifies whatever chord he plays

Already has his provisional hero licence

is still really chill

is one of the first to figure out Marinette’s secret but is a good boi so he doesn’t tell

you’d think that being the oldest of the group he’d be the sensible one but nope

is accidentally the one that encourages shenanigans 

Luka, innocently: Hey, did you know that the teachers don’t lock up the sim rooms?

Chloe: *Death glare*

Luka: *nervous confusion*

the one who encouraged Juleka to go for the hero course 

Nino

Adrien’s best friend, just like canon

started out as general studies since he wasn’t sure if he was good enough to be a hero but a teacher saw his potential and was transferred into the hero course

His quirk is time reduction. He can slow time or even stop it completely if he concentrates very hard, allowing him to get one place to the next in literally no time at all. He used to think it was super speed because this but found out what it really was when he tried to save a cat from being run over and stopped time. He can also stop  only certain objects in time but that takes up more energy. The drawback is that if he overuses his quirk he starts to speed up his own time in order to compensate for the time he’s losing so he becomes very tired and after “3 hours” of his own time passed he will pass out from exhaustion. Also, he can only manipulate the time within his quirk’s range which can go up to about the size of an american football field (160 feet/49) meters.

is super insecure of his quirk because he thinks it’s not as cool as everyone else’s

they make sure to let him know that that’s bs and he’s very cool

feeds off of Adiren’s chaotic energy during simulations

has been put in timeout by Chloe when this happens

will stop time to bask in the moment 

gets emotional during this

there have been many times where the Squad is chilling and suddenly everyone just sees Nino sobbing 

group hugs ensue

Adrien, probably: “Chloe get your shiny ass in the cuddle pile or so help me-!”

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 I’ll make a part two since this is already so long, but that’s it for now! What do y’all think?

Part 2 is now up!

[therealchoreanese]

Do you have any headcanons for As Luck Would Have It? I've been curious about the behind the scenes things. Thanks!

omg i’m so happy you asked!! a LOT of backstory went into this, and hopefully this can bide me some time while i work on chapter three. i know it’s been a while since i’ve updated, but inspiration isn’t so hot and college has been a bitch :’) so enjoy in the meantime!!

 so both Marinette and Hiro are eighteen-going-nineteen, obviously, because i don’t feel right giving kids younger than me the tension i want to write

Hiro shares an apartment with Go-Go, Wasabi, and Honey Lemon...not with Fred because he’s got that big-ass mansion of his, but Fred has a key to the place and pretty much spends all his free time there

i imagine that by the time he’s eighteen, Hiro is such a confident sarcastic smug piece of shit LMFAO, but he’s really so kind and he shows it more in actions than words. can’t be smooth for shit when he’s trying to be genuine and real though.

Hiro does almost all the cooking. like duh. He grew up with Aunt Cass! Of course she isn’t going to let him wander off without knowing shit about the kitchen. Honey Lemon is second best because it’s really not that different from chem, Wasabi is the worst because he takes FOREVER in measurements and tries to make the end result pretty rather than anything else. Go-Go can only cook a few select things that are super easy and don’t take much effort, like fried rice and things like that

i’m inputting characters from other shows as a tribute, and so that Marinette won’t be completely lonely in school. She’s going to meet Juniper Lee and Jake Long, and grow close to them. Jake in particular, because they’re both half-Chinese and I really want to expand on that being one myself. This will result in some jealousy on Hiro’s part :) 

sad to say but Hiro does not have a tooth gap anymore. I know it’s hard to imagine but...do your best

Aunt Cass approves of Marinette SO MUCH. A cute girl who knows patisserie and fashion and puts red bean in everything?? Cass would send her off with free pastries in an attempt to play wingman for Hiro...and would also pull out the baby albums 

Hiro is also lowkey insecure...because sure he’s got friends and all, but they used to be his brother’s first, and he doesn’t want to be a replacement. He knows they love him, and that they’re a team, but he feels like there’s a divide that will always place him under ‘best friend’s little brother’ or ‘team leader’

THAT BEING SAID, Hiro will also be getting some new friends!! Danny Fenton and Rex Salazar don’t care that he’s an eighteen-year-old in a master’s program, they just love how funny he is

also...Hiro curses. Like, a lot. He never thought he had it in him, but hey. After watching so many videos of Tadashi cursing at project prototypes, he doesn’t have to worry about Tadashi’s soul screaming at him from heaven. 

At this point all of Mari’s old classmates know she’s Ladybug, because of a crisis that happened leading to the defeat of Hawkmoth. In any case, she is completely over Adrien and Luka, and considers both good friends. The boys, as well as others, take turns protecting and patrolling Paris while Marinette is in America. So basically Paris has, like, multiple different Miraculous heroes rotating on a daily basis 

Marinette gets into touch with her chinese side!! i’m so excited for this!! i really wanted to see this in the series but all we got was some mythical asian bullshit. But i imagine Mari has Chinese relatives in San Fransokyo, and she often visits them and learns to cook traditional dishes and learns to play mahjong and just...god i love that idea so fucking much

hiro completely wiped out the botfighting circuit. it’s extinct now. he took downe very single illegal fighter and better like a champ. now even the darkest alleyways are empty - or at least, they should be. but something still slinks around at night.....

[t0d0r0ni]

Ikemen Revolution Squad as High School Students

Ray Blackwell

He's a total soccer club boi

co-president of the animal club alongside with edgar and loki

has been personally invited in multiple sports clubs when he finishes soccer season but he says hes too busy practicing cough already in the animal club

girls and dudes alike has asked him out.

hes so fucking aloof but cool and soft and kind and has this leadership vibe

that one kid everyone wants to have group projects with

highkey

dis boi is only a freshman but hes doing so well

sobs

Sirius Oswald

President of the chess club. Vice-president of the gardening club.

senior

that one dude that will always be nice to you

everyone likes him

one of those rare gems where they're the teachers pet but nobody minds

secretary of the student council

nobody knows how he manages all this stuff

his friends often joke around saying hes always the mom of the group

they get knuckle sandwiches

always wins at team activities because of his tactician skills

would join the cooking club too but thats too much for him

he was in the cooking club when he was in freshman year

flying colors in his SATs boom boom harvard graduate

Luka Clemence

boi this boi has so many fangirls

especially jonah and seth

president of the cooking club and a respected member of the kendo team

sophomore year

hes kind of like honey from ohshc

a lot of people joined the cooking club because of him

annoys him because most of them dont know how to cook

likes alice because she actually knows how to make stuff and knows what shes doing and doesnt get in his way

*fierce* in kendo

hes a very good student

hangs out with eggar a lot and if he really had to play another sport, he would choose volleyball or tennis where its less toxic

RICH BOY ALERT RICH BOY ALERT WARNING WARNING RICH BOY ALERT RICH BOY ALERT

his parents own a really big corporate and rich as fuck

he uses a lot of his ridiculous allowance to fund for school events and charity

girls SCREAM at luka and seth what hair products they use

poor boi

Fenrir Godspeed

screw ray being asked for some teams FENRIR GOT ALL THE SPORTS TEAMS BEGGING FOR HIM TO COME

He joined the archery club because there were no shooting ranges

vERY GOOD AT ARCHERY Hes a FUCKING GOD

thinking of joining track too

popular kids club one hundred percent

hes also A BIG SOCCER BOI OMG BEST TEAMMATES WITH RAY NOTHING CAN BEAT THEM THEY'RE THE RIDICULOUS FIRST YEARS LIKE KAGEYAMA AND HINATA BUT BOTH OF THEM ARE SHORT AT 5'8 cough

after soccer ends he WILL BE SHINING STAR QUARTERBACK ONLY A FRESHMAN WOWOWOWOWOW

girls love him a lot because hes a ficking gentleman at other times

RICH BOY NUMBER TWO ALERT

stays really humble tho

also donates to school and charity

but he also screams and buys controllers games and consoles monthly and plays with ray and seth occasionally dragging luka and sirius in too

grades are okay

Seth Hyde

EVERYONE'S BEST FRIEND

President of the drama club

BEAUTY GURU

his grades are okay too

HIS ACTING AND FASHION SENSE IS AMAZING

Vice-president of the fashion club

junior year

Girls love him for his advice

Seth was asked out by many boys thinking seth's gay

always rejects ppl but will say i love you a lot

he got good grades on SAT (he thinks)

Helps organize many school events

girls SCREAM at luka and seth what hair products they use

Lancelot Kingsley

senior

got even better grades than sirius and boom boom harvard graduate

his family hella rich

president of school council

cold boi

angsty boi

leader boi

neEERDDDDDDDDD

hes a loner LOSERRRRRRR

anyway he is amazing at leadership and the school was amazing since he was elected for a council member at freshman year

people hate him a lot

lowkey has fangirls

BOYS JEALOUS ASF HOW HE GOT EVERYONE

he dont get everything

he needs some love ToT

RICH BOY NUMBER THREE

Jonah Clemence

RICH BOY NUMBER FOUR

and lives up to rich boy name

DRAMA QUEEN

vice president of drama club

same grade as seth

angry that hes second

vice president of the school

KISSES LANCELOT'S ASS ALL THE TIME SIDES WITH HIM AGREES ON HIM WITH EVERYTHING

lowkey bothers lancelot a lot (pun not intended)

obsessed with his brother and tried to join the cooking club but he was instantly banned the moment the rumor of the vice president joining the club

luka had to deal with dozens of other students after wards

girls ask him all the time for product recommendations

he REFUSES to sit at the cafeteria or any "commoner" place

drives to a 5 star expensive ass restaurant everyday at lunch time and drives back no ficking questions

he'll only sit in those horrid selections of places with Luka and Lancelot PERIOD

Hates Sirius with a passion with his connections of lancelot

EXPENSIVE BOI WITH THAT BUCCI AND WERSACE AND VOUIS LUTTON

Department stores who?

edgar bugs him so fucking much

His grades are good

Edgar Bright

grades are amazing

looks are amazing

talent is amazing

boys hate him also because hes so perfect

basketball captain

same grade as luka

oh i forgot

RICH BOY NUMERO CINCO

im getting tired of typing rich boy

animal fanboy

girls love him 

some ppl lowkey creeped out of how perfect he is and always smiles

Zero

SWEETHEART

BBY 

He’s in the fencing team, kendo team, anything involved with swords hes in it 

not rich boi FINALLY 

hes known as “sword guy”

all girls like him as either a person or a crush 

nobody hates him?? 

always gives candy whenever someone feels sad 

his grades are some of the best 

never slacks off 

teacher’s pet 

good boi

Kyle Ash 

teachers are in fucking disbelief on how smart he is

RICH BOY NUMBER SIX 

he doesnt use any money tho lol 

kyle sometimes teaches the class, and everyone prefers that because hes chill and lazy as fuck and somehow makes everyone understand what the lesson point is

he could’ve skipped grades up to twelfth grade when he was ten but hes too lazy 

he drinks a lot of mocktails 

he loves soda, juice, warm drinks, cold drinks 

kyle always declares that hes going to be a doc blowing all his savings on bourbon and beer 

KYLE IS SO HOT THOUGH AND PEOPLE DONT UNDERSTAND HOW AND WHY 

aces the cpr classes 

aces health class 

aces chemistry 

aces anything related to academics 

best grades in his year