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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 1 year ago

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i vote that next year instead of reading Dracula we do a Jeeves & Wooster Book Club. those two never got the rabid tumblr shipping fandom they deserved (disqualified for the sheer technicality of being published a century too soon). we must correct this injustice

#jeeves and wooster #i want to watch tumblr go rabid i want to watch ao3 overflow with jeeves/wooster fanfiction #yes obviously the fandom EXISTS but it's a cozy little neighborhood #a handful of talented artists and writers doing their best to keep their charming little village going #but i'm tired of cozy i want this fandom TRENDING #I WANT TO SEE THIS ON MY DASHBOARD PEOPLE #i swear to you if they made a shiny new tv series tumblr would absolutely obsess over these characters. good omens levels of obsession #it's just such a great dynamic! the good-natured overly-trusting bumbling idiot in constant need of rescuing!#the stoic all-knowing genius who quietly masterminds mayhem in order to protect this one moron he's devoted himself to for some reason #jeeves as a morosexual is just such a beautiful interpretation of the original text #wooster as a happy-go-lucky himbo who stumbles his way into a relationship with a protective caring and supremely competent mastermind #the angst and social complexities of a same-sex cross-class relationship in turn-of-the century london!#oh AND half the stories are about jeeves helping wooster get out of engagements/desperately avoid marriage #two men who live together constantly scheming to maintain their bachelorhood. this is quite literally the main plot point #the gay subtext is there! the gay subtext is there and very ripe for picking!!!#this thing is LOCKED AND LOADED we can pounce literally any time

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meyerlansky · 8 months ago

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timestamp roulette: BOARDWALK EMPIRE 1.04 "ANASTASIA"↳ the roughneck bit… is that what the little girls are going for these days?

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nights-at-crystarium · 9 months ago

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wolqotd

What does your WoL think of their race, appearance-wise, and culturally/politically?

#visually vivi enjoys his elezenness #he acknowledges that his natural effortless beauty and grace #are something that other races have to work for #ideologically he sees most elezen as snobs and morons #he was lucky to grow up in a nice and open-minded environment #but as soon as he set foot outside his house #he had the pleasure to learn that other elezen tend to be different #ffxiv #wolqotd #vivien rell #text post

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positivityjediprince · 2 years ago

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Avarage day in the Whitesun-Larses move to Mandalore AU:

Poor Beru has to constantly deal with hoards of mandolorians who want to court Luke.

But it's not like her and Owen don't also have their share of admirers 👀

#theyre very lucky it was Beru who opened the door because owen would be chasing them away with a broom #hes so protective #the poor mandos just want to look at the sexy twink #i love this silly AU everyones happy yaaayyy #luke skywalker #dinluke #din djarin #owen lars #beru whitesun lars #beru whitesun #mudhorn morons #my art

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fadedrainbowbookshelves · 1 year ago

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When you bump into the local Angry Bug Enthusiast on your first route. They're mad about it, but they're also pretty cute...

#welcome home #eddie dear #frank frankly #eddie x frank #When youre written as the clumsy one and it's all for a gag but listen #Now you gotta find out if Angry Bug Enthusiast is single #Frank is embarrassed. Hip checked straight into the bushes and now Julie thinks it's funny #Frank is going to lie awake thinking about this moment forever. First thing he ever said to his future husband is calling the guy a moron #He's lucky Eddie's too stubborn to be easily deterred by that prickly personality #Yes I've delved into this. Here I am. Once again.#Unaffiliated with the incredible Welcome Home creation I'm just a fan having fun!

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elodiedreams · 7 months ago

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#monks of new skete #marc goldberg #kristi noem #this is the real reason why this whole debacle of so awful #many of these morons will follow suit #yes - she will be reviled by many #but there will be others who will see her as an example #and it's disgusting and shameful #and sad #dogs love us and we are so so lucky that they do

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redpenship · 9 months ago

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a double flash event near empire territory has been detected by satellites

#unless eggman just doesnt test his nukes at all #although he could do underground tests #im actually a little intrigued by his decision to murder-suicide by launching an SLBM at station square while he was still there in sa1 #why use surface burst? its like he wasnt trying to maximize destruction at all #moreover how was he able to get a ballistic missile submarine so close to station square #coast guard was sleeping?#also SLBMs are mostly used as second strike (retaliation) rockets since theyre more likely to survive a first strike due to being underwate #where are your normal icbms eggman #maximizing retaliatory capacity is beta nuclear power behaviour #dont you want to set the standard for what your enemy can strike? loser #unfortunately i was forced to read 400 pages about nuclear programs + development last weekend and its rotting my brain #tons of nuclear accident reports too #theyre kinda wild like these morons actually drove a bomber into a warehouse full of nukes that should have blown up a significant #chunk of england. and they just didnt go off so they got very lucky #also reactors used to catch on fire a lot #redposts

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creativebrainrot · 3 months ago

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

yOU CANNOT FUCKING FDROP "Just this once i think i'll try living for someone else again" RIGHT FUCKING AFTER IT'LL BE LONELY WITHOUT YOU FUSHIGURO YOU FUCKASS CAT IM GONNA CRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

(also i understand the gojo fans like same i miss my boy choso but i do think it would- storywise- undermine everything fought for if gojo comes back in any form but yKKK akutami could surprise me im not completely against it just Hesitant i do also want my mans yuta to live bleas hes my babiestgirlie) oH MY GOD SCREAMINGGGGGGGGG

#creativelyrottedmind #jjk spoilers #jjk leaks #that line. is going right for my throat.#my entire life ive spent alive for Someone Else Special To Me #megumi yes. please. do it it kinda fucks when u got someone like yuji w you please for the love of god #tHEY WERE GONNA FUCKING DO THE OFFICIAL BOX MEME WITH NOBARA SHUTUPPPP #oh. i love this story. god.#help #aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #'you were just lucky' is such a funny thing for uraume to say #we started with 'theres a 1 in a million chance that yuji could be sukuna's vessel and live after ingesting his finger'#and we end with the king of curses dead and his retainer saying 'you were just lucky'#god #aNS THE FACT THAT YUJI MEANT IT THE WHOLE TIME THIS MOTHERFUCKER OFFERED SUKUNA FUCKING COMPANIONSHIP IN THE END #BRO- YUJI- OPH MY GODD BOY LIVE UR VALUES IM CRYING NOOOOOOO #it is funny that sukuna is in the worst hes ever done it andhes still like no. /DIES/#'bEcAuSe iM sTiLl a cUrSe' choso is right there. shutup ur so stupid i love you moron #sukuna is a cat to me. like if he had a proper cat environment i think hed be normal.#he just needed a pumpkin with raw meat in it every halloween and he woulda been fine like-#oh god anyway yeah okay jesus christ im not normal goddamn #megumi............................................wAEHG hes beack and he got to say words he laughED HE SMILED LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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discoshhtick · 6 months ago

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"indigenous" yet another Finnish person, born and raised in Finland trying to grift on actual Karelians.

Yes go ahead blame my Karelian family for their forced evacuation and assimilation from our home land.

#as if this isnt the situation most karelians are in nowadays. as if this isnt the reality like a huge bulk of other indigenous people are in #what the fuck you on about actually lmao.#define “actual karelians” for me please #Im guessing youd cut out 80% of the actual karelian population bc most of us werent as lucky as to get to be born in karelia #just letting you know Im showing this to my indigenous and karelian indigenous friends and all of them are laughing at your moronic take

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ssaalexblake · 6 months ago

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This at least answers the question as to why there have been no birds on the bird feeder 🤷

#kitty #he's actually hunting mice as well #this cat is also a moron so it never gets lucky

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mey-rin-is-fabulous · 2 months ago

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So there was a by election in my area and the results have just left me so so disappointed.

Over 11 thousand votes for a guy that wants a new highway on/off ramp and lane expansion that might cost the city itself millions and which is frankly completely unnecessary considering there's a ramp to get to the industry park already.

Anywhere from 8 to 9 thousand for the candidate that wanted to help better education; helping teachers with burn out, staffing issues, classroom sizes(we're talking 30 kids to a class sometimes.) To name a few.

And its just how many people are caught up in the teachings of their parents and grandparents that they don't even bother to actually listen to what each candidate wants to do.

How many people voted not realizing that they were putting a highway over their children and their grandchildren's maybe even great grandchildren's education. A highway over making sure a kid can actually learn and get help.

All because they're too caught up in their parents ranting about oh this party is bad so you can't ever vote them only ever vote this one party. And they just don't care enough to look into the platforms.

A highway over children.

Think about it.

#okay i originally had this scheduled #but this can't wait #because for any morons still pulling the nah i'm not going to vote it doesn't matter bullcrap #DO NOT CHOOSE A HIGHWAY OVER A CHILD #i am way more upset over this result then I thought I would be #ngl #probably because 6 years ago i was still in highschool #i know what it feels like to be in big classes and to see teachers having to fill roles they shouldn't have to #i had a supply go off on a rant about how hard it is for them once they're out of college #they're lucky if they get a stable job at one school #that's how fudging bad it is but no lets vote for a highway expansion #that's clearly more important than our children

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gynandromorph · 1 year ago

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Sometimes you have to be the bad guy when you're taking care of a puppy 😔

#brought cupid out to go potty. let her sister out to also go. they started fucking around #separated them and told cupid to go potty. both just tried to go around my legs and ignore me #she was lucky i even said it three times before i enforced the rules #so i had to pick cupid up and send the other puppy back inside. so mean i know #they still got to play btw i just wasnt having her piss and shit on the floor after an hour of yard time #just bc she felt like being a moron

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saribells · 2 years ago

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Oh Tate you’re just too adorable

#dress up time princess #The apothecary #he’s such a moron but lucky for him I’m a moronsexsual #time princess

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laylanatorseventeen · 2 years ago

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I just anonymously built Pam and Penny a house and Shane had the gall to say to me: "what has Pam done to deserve such generosity"

GOD YEAH SHANE YOU'RE SO RIGHT. HOW COULD ANYONE MANAGE TO HAVE COMPASSION FOR AN ABRASIVE DRUNK. GOD SHANE YOU'RE SO RIGHT, I DONT EVEN KNOW.

#MOTHERFUCKER LUCKY HES ONLY MY 2D HUSBAND I WOULD HAVE RIPPED HIM A NEW ASSHOLE #especially since pam has been on the whole MUCH NICER TO ME THAN SHANE LMAO #shane you moron. if there was a moment i decided to divorce him it would have been then #Stardew valley

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variablememory · 2 years ago

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trying to walk over to refill my cats’ water dish and moron number one dances around between my feet and his food dish crying, wailing, gnashing his teeth like he’s going to starve and waste away right this instant

c’mon man i just fed you an hour ago you big greedy baby and the thing in my hand is not food???

#dottext #he's lucky he's so dang cute #moron number two was at least just watching placidly from the sidelines so she gets a pass

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ra-archives · 2 months ago

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What a day, huh?

For readability:

First Panel, from offscreen: "(Nonsense) -a demonstration on lithium batteries and their dangerous. You can see that this one is on fire, so- (Nonsense)"

Second Panel, Me: Oh hey! Thats kinda cool-

#Don't worry I'm fine #Mostly #Just some bruising. Minor burns on the surface. Any swelling I had before has mostly gone down and the pressure in my throat is mostly gone #it scared the shit out of me though #Anyway who decides to do a demonstration of how dangerous something is without any safety gear or any precautions???#Honestly I was lucky that it wasn't worse. A few inches higher or a little harder and it could have been real serious #'Ah yes. Lets light something prone to exploding on fire and have everyone gather round to watch. Because thats a good choice to make."#Fucking morons #RA Art #rhys rambles

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