#lucky moron

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i vote that next year instead of reading Dracula we do a Jeeves & Wooster Book Club. those two never got the rabid tumblr shipping fandom they deserved (disqualified for the sheer technicality of being published a century too soon). we must correct this injustice

[little-candy-store-of-horrors]

And at the rate things are going, I fear I am not any way inclined at all! *Laugh track*

[meyerlansky]

timestamp roulette: BOARDWALK EMPIRE 1.04 "ANASTASIA" ↳ the roughneck bit… is that what the little girls are going for these days?

[nights-at-crystarium]

wolqotd

What does your WoL think of their race, appearance-wise, and culturally/politically?

[positivityjediprince]

Avarage day in the Whitesun-Larses move to Mandalore AU:

Poor Beru has to constantly deal with hoards of mandolorians who want to court Luke.

But it's not like her and Owen don't also have their share of admirers 👀

[mr-double-downer]

“Could L catch Walter White?” can you catch a bullet to the chest at point blank range?

[fadedrainbowbookshelves]

When you bump into the local Angry Bug Enthusiast on your first route. They're mad about it, but they're also pretty cute...

[redpenship]

a double flash event near empire territory has been detected by satellites

[steelthroat]

The pain you experience when you have to defend the actions of a professor you don't like because the students are being morons is on a whole other level

Like, i don't wanna do it. It's rotten work, how dare you push me so far i was forced to do that 😃🔥💢

[discoshhtick]

"indigenous" yet another Finnish person, born and raised in Finland trying to grift on actual Karelians.

Yes go ahead blame my Karelian family for their forced evacuation and assimilation from our home land.

[ssaalexblake]

This at least answers the question as to why there have been no birds on the bird feeder 🤷

[mey-rin-is-fabulous]

So there was a by election in my area and the results have just left me so so disappointed.

Over 11 thousand votes for a guy that wants a new highway on/off ramp and lane expansion that might cost the city itself millions and which is frankly completely unnecessary considering there's a ramp to get to the industry park already.

Anywhere from 8 to 9 thousand for the candidate that wanted to help better education; helping teachers with burn out, staffing issues, classroom sizes(we're talking 30 kids to a class sometimes.) To name a few.

And its just how many people are caught up in the teachings of their parents and grandparents that they don't even bother to actually listen to what each candidate wants to do.

How many people voted not realizing that they were putting a highway over their children and their grandchildren's maybe even great grandchildren's education. A highway over making sure a kid can actually learn and get help.

All because they're too caught up in their parents ranting about oh this party is bad so you can't ever vote them only ever vote this one party. And they just don't care enough to look into the platforms.

A highway over children.

Think about it.

[gynandromorph]

Sometimes you have to be the bad guy when you're taking care of a puppy 😔

[laylanatorseventeen]

I just anonymously built Pam and Penny a house and Shane had the gall to say to me: "what has Pam done to deserve such generosity"

GOD YEAH SHANE YOU'RE SO RIGHT. HOW COULD ANYONE MANAGE TO HAVE COMPASSION FOR AN ABRASIVE DRUNK. GOD SHANE YOU'RE SO RIGHT, I DONT EVEN KNOW.

[jyndor]

Palestine is an artificially created state, Gaza should be razed to the ground. Maybe replace it with something more worthwhile like a resort or a giant parking lot.

don't worry, one day the genocidal apartheid state of israel will be dismantled and replaced with something much more worthwhile like a free palestine. and maybe many settlers (especially those who have nowhere to go) will replace their genocidal racist indoctrination with something worthwhile like truth and reconciliation. and the ones who refuse to live as equal neighbors in that free palestine, well I'm sure they'll replace their unfathomable entitlement and colonial anxiety with some of that good old resentment and bitterness of the ex-colonizer which... of course is admittedly not quite so worthwhile but would be an upgrade from actively being a racist settler cunt.

and maybe when that happens and you're still around, and your soul hasn't shriveled up and the guilt you feel deep, deep down because you know that you are supporting genocide, maybe you will be able to forgive yourself for falling for the same old racist nationalistic shit that so many of us fall for time and again, and that no one is immune to. and maybe then you will try to build something new to replace that shriveled up husk of a soul within yourself.

what was that joni mitchell song - they paved paradise, put up a parking lot, with a pink hotel, a boutique and a swinging hot spot?

in other words, maybe replace that clapping monkey inside your skull with something more worthwhile like a brain 🤡