#lucille the vampire bat

[herarcadewasteland]

His Property

A/N: Thanks to @/ghostsinthecloset for the dialogue prompt that created this! Maybe I’ll write some more parts? 

Edit: I wrote a part :D  His Property... Part Two!

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“Kneel.”

“No. I’m not some... some weapon for you to command.”

“Not yet.”

You scoffed as you stood above the rest of your group, arms crossed in anger even though there was a dozen guns pointed at your head.

“You think you’re so special just because you’re standing, don’t you?”

The leather clad man scoffed and it prompted everyone around you who wasn’t at risk of dying to laugh at you. Your face turned red at the mockery, your boyfriend Daryl shaking his head at you as the bat that had just been used to kill one of you was pressed against your shoulder. 

“And you think you’re so special just because you’re a heartless piece of shit who uses a baseball bat, that he named to kill innocent people?”

Hesitant chuckles picked up in the crowd of Saviors, Negan shaking his head and taking a few steps back to signal his men.

“Get her down.”

You struggled against the men pushing you back down to your knees, your struggles proving fruitless as you ended up back on your knees with a firm few kicks to the back of your knees. 

“That’s more like it! Doesn’t it feel so much better to be back in the dirt where you belong?”

A short growl left you as you lunged forward, your leap cut short as you ran directly into the man who caused your group a boatload and a half of pain in the past few hours. 

“Well if you wanted to see me closer, all you had to do was ask, doll.”, the confident smirk on his face made you want to slap it off.

You wiggled in his grasp as he turned you to face your family, his rough fingertips gripping your chin as cool metal touched your throat. A collective look of concern washed over your groups faces again as they fully realized the situation. You had just angered the man killed two very important members of your group, your family, and now you had the chance to be next because you didn’t like Negan’s attitude. 

“Now, doll. I could kill you right here, in front of your friends and add one more to the kill list...or~”, he carried the ‘or’ out with a cocky smirk like he owned the world, “you can live! Wouldn’t that be peachy? But, you work for little old me.”

Your eyebrows furrowed and you looked to Daryl for some guidance, his head shaking minutely in dis-agreeance. He couldn’t lose you on top of Abraham and Glenn. Letting out a sigh, you look around at your family, Rick pleading you with his eyes to not just accept your death. Carl looked at you with grief, you were basically his best friend, sneaking him chocolate pudding and treats every once in a while. Everyone else held the same despair in their expressions, you were a strong member of their community, plus you had Daryl. Nothing better than that. You sighed and hung your head as much as you could with Negan’s fingers still gripping your chin.

“Okay...”, you said quietly, “I’ll go with you.”

Daryl, though expecting it, reacted immediately and jumped to pull you from Negans grasp, the knife held to your neck slicing it as you transferred holds. The both of you being pummeled to the ground by the man you remembered as Simon, Negan’s right hand man and second in command. Daryl landed on you, knocking the breath from you. You smacked his shoulder for landing on you but your moment of comedy was ruined milliseconds later as Daryl was dragged from your hold and you were pulled up and held tightly by Simon. 

“Hey! Let him go!”, you shouted at the men holding down your boyfriend as Simon ran his finger through the blood on your neck.

You hissed at the sting, struggling in yet another hold of a man that was not Daryl. Negan laughed and walked forward, Lucille swinging at his side. 

“This is an emotional moment, again, I get it. But that? Unacceptable. She is my property now, like the rest of you. It seems like you all need yet another reminder that I am the one in charge around here!”

Panic built up in the group again, he could kill Daryl, you or someone at random and no one could do anything about it. Again. 

“Simon. Hold her arm still, get her on the ground. Hold him still too. We don’t need more deaths here today.”, Negan barked out orders and they were followed swiftly.

You struggled against Simons ridiculous muscles as much as you could but ultimately ended up on your back, arm held out and still by Simons boot pressed against your elbow. Daryl was dragged closer “for a better view” and held still by three men. It made you proud to see it took three fully grown men to hold your man still but it also worried you because you knew he was hurt in the process of getting the group gathered. Snapping your gaze to Negan, you watched as he handed a bloody Lucille to the one called Dwight. The knife that was pressed against your throat now being swung in circles as Negan got on one knee beside your outstretched arm. 

“You can scream, you can cry... hell, you’re gonna be doin all that. Back to it~”, Negan ran a gentle finger across your cheek as he observed the new lack of struggle in your form. 

Hearing Negan repeat his line from earlier made you roll your eyes, but you soon realized his statement may be true as the knife dug into your forearm just under your wrist. Making eye contact with the leader of your new group, you clenched your jaw as he slowly cut into your supple skin. Blood filled the rips in your skin only to be wiped away as it appeared, leaving you, Daryl and Negan to gaze past the layers of your skin to an emptiness that filled with red rapidly after each wipe. The scream that finally left you as Negan cut through your vein sent chills through everyone in the clearing, tears welling up in the eyes of your apocalypse family as they heard you scream for the first time. Daryl struggled harder hearing you scream, the men needing a fourth to hold him back as you jerked in the hold of the two men holding you still. Minutes passed, screams echoed in the early dawn and your boyfriend lost his strength, the group watching on as you got paler. Moments passed with tension, the groans of the dead that approached being silenced quickly by Saviors. Soon enough, the sun peaked at your pain from through the trees as you stared into the sky, a heavy yet proud sigh guiding your dreary gaze to meet Negans.

“You in there, Y/N? You’re truly my property now. Take a look.”

Your eyes dropped down farther to your arm, raw skin from being rubbed accentuated by the bright red ‘N’ carved into your arm. As you watched the blood drip from the letter, you heard Daryl weakly call out your name. Meeting the eyes of your lover, you blacked out. 

“You can’t escape your own father. Haven’t you learnt that yet?”

You would never be his property. You swore you would never give in. Yet you were marked by him. Funny how family always finds its way back to each other.

[love-norman]

NONONONNONONONO STOP THIS IS SOO SAD AHH 😭😭😭😭😭

[tekkenjournalist]

Tekken Valentines to use this weekend

You make me turn into the Devil

You make my heart electric with desire

You make my sparks blue with desires

When i see you i want to wavedash up to you to get close to you as fast as possible

You cannot sidestep my love because it tracks to both directions because it is homing

You make me thirsty like Lucille who is a vampire bat

You make me scream and beat my chest like Jack 7

You make me laugh like crazy like Bryan

You make me smile like Paul

You make me fly high like Alisa

You make me fly high like Akuma and Geese

You make my heart flip around in my chest like Marshall Law or Forrest Law

You make me dance like Eddy Gordo and Christie Monteiro

You make me sing and dance like Lucky Chloe

You make me prideful and boastful like Craig Marduk

You could never be Heihachi Mishima or Kazuya Mishima because you are not heartless

[eminsunnytoons123]

The parodies cousin Show characters

Part 1, 2 And 3

Disclaimer: I made the parodies cousin Show for the sake of enjoyment And creativity, And again, for the sake of creativity And enjoyment, i'll risk it for all my besties, Sisters, Brothers, pen pals And girlfriend: @splashy900 @kxllboii @cheezekennith @aquamarine-dream-queen @dayzsaclark @oscarandgrinchfan @moshywoosh @ilovescaredysquirrel2 @nuggetaubrey @sharkyy599 @nightkit92 @familyoffood @mysafespaceblog13 @thelazzyblogzz @sugar-miss1 @shrimpathizer @muppet-fan-real @shypeachrunaway @iggyguyy @sophia-does-skits @typical-sophie @peaceforpeople @ben5569 @xxkurosakutisaxxaltofshitaccount @ducktoonz903707 @artismeyou-12 @blackstar044 @acen402 @walt-diego-rodriguez @nia1sworld @rumplestiltsbear @s4gefr0g @beeware-of-lulu @leafith @bluebird-in-a-cagedrawing that always loved me And supported me And always loved my Work.

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Ever since I have decided to make the FOURTH counterparts of the muppets, here they are =^_^= And theyre like cousins to the muppets, And some of them even changed genders. And I have imagined something called "the cousins Show" And its related to the "Sisters Show" =^_^=

And in their infos, I wont say how old are they, because theyre the same age like the muppets, And you can go see the ages from the teppums And You'll see how old are the muppets with them ^///^; And I wont really Type who are they dating, but i'll soon make who are they dating =^_^= oh! And i'll say their sexualities soon when I draw them all, even the same goes to the moopets, whatnots And teppums =^_^=

Now some info about them (im still thinking about their info, i'll soon make a post about it too):

Lucille the ladybug - Lucille the ladybug is Kermit the frog's parodie cousin counterpart, she is the leading ladybug Lady who plays the harp. And she is ms. Moosa's And Garrett's love interests. Her headcanon voice actor is John Roberts, And her voice claim is Linda belcher from bob's burgers.

Ms. Moosa - Ms. Moosa is miss piggy's parodie cousin counterpart, she is the hot tempered primadonna moose lady, And Lucille's And Garrett's love interest. Her headcanon voice actor is Mark Hadlow, And her voice claim is Heidi the hippo from meet the feebles.

Garrett Rhino - Garrett Rhino is fozzie bear's parodie cousin counterpart, he is the comedian Rhino on the Show that does many Circus tricks And loves making jokes. His headcanon voice actor is Jim Cummings, And his voice claim is tigger from Winnie the Pooh.

Calvin the bat - Calvin the bat is Rizzo the rat's parodie cousin counterpart, he is actually an vampire bat And he is very sarcastic And sassy, And he is Harris' and Emma the bat's love interest. His headcanon voice actor is Paul Tylak, And his voice claim is snake from skunk Fu.

Harris the King ant - Harris the King ant is Pepe the King prawn's parodie cousin counterpart, he is an actual king ant And other ants listen to his orders, he has an thick Brooklyn accent, And dont call him a "termite" he is a "King ant". His headcanon voice actor is Kyle Rideout, And his voice claim is Vinnie from littlest pet shop.

Franklin the best - Franklin the best is gonzo the great's parodie cousin counterpart, he is an acrobat And Daredevil that loves doing dangerous tricks, And he is interested in mermans. His headcanon voice actor is Scott Menville, And his voice claim is Robin from teen titans go.

Professor Charles van rosecrew - professor Charles van rosecrew is dr bunsen honeydew's parodie cousin counterpart, he is the Scientist on the Show And he helps bunsen in his Experiments, And he is Carson's love interest. His headcanon voice actor is Jim Rash, And his voice claim is Gyro from ducktales.

Carson - Carson is beaker's parodie cousin counterpart, he is an nervous wreck just like beaker but he is good friends with him too, And he is professor charles' love interest, And he speaks in "eeh!?" And "beep!" His headcanon voice actor is Tom Kenny, And his voice claim is Spongebob squarepants from Spongebob squarepants.

Houston the bull - Houston the bull is rowlf the dog's parodie cousin counterpart, he is the Wise And laid back accordionist on the Show And he is from Texas. His headcanon voice actor is Tom Kenny, And his voice claim is Roy Rakoon from talking Tom And friends.

Austin the King Buffalo - Austin the King Buffalo is Sam the eagle's parodie cousin counterpart, he is an King Buffalo from africa And he is a real King Buffalo, And just like how other ants listen to Harris' others, other buffalos listen to Austin's orders. His headcanon voice actor is Keith David, And his voice claim is flame King from adventure time.

Isabella - Isabella is Walter's parodie cosuin counterpart, she is a BIG fan of the parodies, especially a fan of Lucille And since she is a part of them, she is best friends with Ruby And she has a crush on her too. Her headcanon voice actress is Jennifer Hale, And her voice claim is Madison from class of 3000.

Ruby - Ruby is Scooter's parodie cousin counterpart, she helps Lucille with The Show, And she is Riley's little sister and Isabella's best friend, And she had a crush on Isabella, And Riley teases her with that. Her headcanon voice actress is Katie Griffin, And her voice claim is Alex from totally spies.

I hope y'all will like these, And again, you're allowed to make fanart out of the parodies, And even moopets, whatnots And teppums, you dont have to ask me for permission =^_^= 💝 but just dont make NSFW or fetish Art out of them..

[m0d3rnvamp1r3izm]

CHNT Vampire!AU

This is a general info dump about the cast so far in my wip vampire au

This au is mainly focused on Sydney, Jedidiah, and Elijah but other characters will maybe get bite sized pieces of content later on

this is gonna be a long one so strap in kiddos!!

Jedidiah was able to discover how to keep Sydney alive using vampire dna(?) he denies the existence of vampires , says they r folklore or an exaggeration of certain conditions or symptoms, discourages Sydney’s belief/interest of/in them, Jedidiah in reality tho is unsure of his belief in vampires, as much as he denies them he feels there are some things even he cant turn a blind eye at but he would never admit it, he’s afraid to believe he may have cursed sydney, or made him into a monster, but he simply did a medical procedure, hopefully,

Elijah is a turned vampire, who’s new motif instead of an elephant is a spider, gets his “abilities” from his vampireism , striking eyes and teeth and strange aura, who worships Sydney for being able to achieve “immortality” without any of the draw backs if being a vampire and no blood lust, “he still has his humanity”, tho Elijah find him to be pure and holy, the thing he doesn’t know is Sydney isn’t entirely immortal and is not completely free from vampiric side affects

Lucille is Catholic and raised Jedediah the same way, she partially believes in vampires more than jeddie but doesn’t like to discuss it, more so in the evil, and demonic feeding and draining of energy and human life aspects and the idea of evil hiding in plain sight among regular people than the fantastical theatrical depictions in modern media with pointy ears, pale skin, and the ability to turn into a bat

Details on Sydney are yet to be revealed but for what I can say for now is he has quite the fixation on vampires, he likes to research their folklore, and collects small trinkets related to them, and tends to unintentionally info dump but is mostly received with annoyed and unamused faces, Sydney contrary to Elijahs beliefs does suffer of symptoms of vampirism, like rapid hair and nail growth, sensitivity to sun light & paleness, and a sensitivity to silver , tho most of these things are watered down to being small stuff like just being easily sunburned, not going outside enough, and just a small nothing to worry about allergy

But the au is mostly the same as the regular plot, minus a few extra details, and now vampires r kinda real, Elijah is a vampire, and the aesthetic is different

That’s all for now🦇🦇

[sunshin3babeart]

Begging for a season 2, but in the meantime, please enjoy my UWE OC. C:

❤️ Her name is Lucille and she's a Vampire!! She lives in a castle deep in lands of eternal night! The gang probably has to take refuge in her castle at some point. UwU She allows them in because she knows Merlin

Also, "Large Bat" is hilariously relative. She's about the same size if not shorter than Emma and her bat form would probably be as tall as Edred. 🤣🤣🤣

[lesbianbatlucille]

“Lucille is thirsty… She is a vampire bat!”

Closeups :)

[im-a-goddamn-cat]

Better With You

Neggie/Negan x Maggie || Rated: E || Words: 4.8k || CW: Canon-Typical Violence

Summary: Maggie has a nightmare about a certain night while she's with Negan in New York City.

A/N: A whole year later and I finally write another Neggie fic! I'm surprised that I haven't sooner, these two are all I think about anymore. Anyways, enjoy!

AO3 || FF.net || ↓

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*Thawk!*

The deafening sound of a barbed wire donned baseball bat colliding with a human skull rang through the air, the blow causing significant damage.

Maggie gasped in shock at the sight of her husband being struck. The man responsible, Negan, ignored her outburst, instead focusing on Glenn.

"Buddy, you still there?" Negan asked him sarcastically, getting nothing but a strangled attempt at speaking in response. "I just don't know. It seems like you're trying to speak but you just took a hell of a hit! I just popped your skull so hard, your eyeball just popped out, and it is gross as shit!" He continued taunting.

Glenn looked over at his wife. "Maggie… I'll find you," he said, using what little remaining energy he has left.

Maggied cried harder. Negan began saying some sort of apology but Maggie was too distraught to focus, everything became a blur as the terror of what was about to happen to her husband started fully sinking in.

"...But I did say it. No exceptions!" Negan finished his speal and began laying more blows onto Glenn. Hit after hit, Glenn started to become unrecognizable. Negan taunted the group as he continued his attack and it seemed as if he wasn't going to let up.

Maggie sat in horror as her husband was beaten to death. The sounds of the bat striking its victim and the gore being splattered were making her head spin. She didn't want to believe that this was real but it very much was and there was nothing she could do except cry along with her friends around her.

Negan finished his attack by yet again taunting the group, this time gloating about how his weapon, Lucille, is a vampire bat thirsty for blood. Maggie felt sick. The pain of the gravel that was digging into her legs as she knelt was nothing compared to the pain of the loss she had just experienced.

"Maggie?" She heard a familiar voice from somewhere call her. She briefly looked around but couldn't figure out where it came from and no one else seemed to have heard the voice.

Negan approached Maggie, the bloody weapon still in hand. "You two were a thing, right?" He asked, gesturing towards Glenn's mangled body with his bat. Maggie turned her gaze towards the ground and didn't answer him.

"Don't wanna talk? That's fine, I get it… It's hard getting over shit like that so fast. Look, I'm sorry about your man, but darling," Using the end of his bat, he lifted her chin up enough to look at him. The feeling made her sick. "I think it would be real nice if you accompanied me back home and became one of my wives," he proposed, smirking at her.

This made Maggie's blood boil. The audacity of him to ask her such a thing after what he just did.

"Maggie?" There was the voice again. Yet she was too focused on Negan now to look for it again.

"Go to hell," she told him plainly. Her response just seemed to spur Negan on. "Sorry, I don't think I caught that?" He teasingly asked.

"I said go fuck yourself!" She yelled this time. Negan laughed. "Wow, you're feisty! I like that. Sadly, darling, you don't have a choice here." Before she could fully register what he just said, he grabbed her by the scruff of her shirt and started dragging her towards the RV.

"W-What? Let me go, asshole!" Maggie began struggling helplessly, terrified of her fate and what was going to happen to her.

"Maggie? Hey, Maggie? Wake up!" The voice got louder and clearer as Maggie startled awake from her nightmare from someone gently shaking and speaking to her. Upon opening her eyes, she saw who it was and recognized him immediately.

"Jesus, you're finally awake. That must've been some nightma-" Still in shock from her dream, she tackled him to the ground and pinned him before he could fully finish his sentence, drawing her knife on him.

"Hey! Maggie, what the fuck?! It's me!" He said. "It's me." She repeated in her head. It's Negan. The man who brutally murdered her husband and who was responsible for the terrible nightmares she still has sometimes. Also the same man that she has begun to trust, enough so that she's gone on this mission to New York with him, and have become allies and vaguely friends with.

They've been in New York City for a couple weeks now searching for Hershel and the group who kidnapped him. They set up camp in an abandoned apartment as a place for them to discuss their next moves and for when they need to rest, which is where they are now, Maggie realizes as the adrenaline from her nightmare fades away.

Knowing that she isn't in one of her hellish nightmare scenarios, she slides off of Negan. "I'm sorry. I'm s-sor…" she began to say but couldn't finish her sentence as she started crying. She sat on the floor, curled in on herself.

"Hey… What's wrong?" He gently asked as he moved over to her and sat in front of her. "What'd you dream about? It must've been something real fucked up for you to react like that. Do you want to talk about it?"

His offer to talk about it just made her cry harder. She knew if she told him, he would start feeling immense guilt again. One part of her wanted to tell him, just to make him feel bad and torture himself like he should, but another part of her, the part that's gotten to see his better self, didn't want to hurt him.

"Negan, it was about… a-about…" She couldn't finish her sentence as the memory of the nightmare played through her head, making her sob. Negan's eyes widened as he realized what she was trying to explain. "Oh. Shit," he said in a deflated tone. "God. Maggie, I'm so sorry-"

"Don't. Don't start."

"But-"

"Stop. I… I have nightmares about that night a lot." She took a breath and wiped away her tears. "Sometimes it's the same as how it happened but sometimes it's different… Sometimes it's more brutal, sometimes it's someone else who gets chosen, sometimes you're somehow even more of a-" She stopped herself before she could finish that thought, noticing the way Negan cringed slightly. "...Either way. This ain't unusual for me. I'm used to it so just… Drop it."

"Jesus… I had no idea. I mean, I suspected, but I didn't know it was so bad." Negan began tearing up. His guilt over what he had done was resurfacing. How he had hurt this woman he has started to care about so deeply. How he can never truly make up for what he did. He felt sick.

Ignoring her request to drop it, he continued, "I'm sorry. Fuck, Maggie, I'm so fucking sorry. I know I've said that a million times already and it doesn't change anything but I mean it, I really am so fucking sorry."

"I know. I know you are. And I appreciate how you've changed. Just… You know I can't forgive you."

He nodded. "Yeah. I get it."

They sat in silence for a few moments, both of them wiping away their tears, before Maggie spoke up again. "The nightmare I just had… Was one of the different ones. After you… did what you did, you wanted to make me one of your wives. Didn't give me a choice either. Just… started dragging me to that dingy RV. You woke me before anything else happened."

Negan's face went pale. "Fuck." He ran his hand over his face. He felt bad that she dreamed something like that and even more so because he had actually wanted to make her one of his wives then. Not that she knew about that. He wouldn't have forced her but the memory still made him sick. 

"You know I'd never do that, right? Even back then… I swear I wasn't like that. I don't… I've never tolerated shit like that."

Maggie just nodded.

"Maggie… You're not scared of me, are you?"

Maggie snorted out a laugh at that. "Are you serious?"

Negan shrugged. "I don't know, it's just, from the way your nightmares sound…"

"No, Negan, I ain't scared of you. Thought that would be obvious given I've tried putting you in your place multiple times."

"Okay, yeah, that was a dumb question." He chuckled. "Actually, come to think of it, it's the other way around. You terrify me, Maggie Rhee," he said playfully. Maggie laughed.

"Hey, I'm serious! I'm quaking in my boots right now just being near you," he teased her further.

"You're ridiculous." Maggie shook her head, still smiling.

"I know." He smirked.

Maggie realized that the tension she felt from her nightmare was starting to fade. Talking it out seemed to help calm her down. She also felt odd though, as the person she was discussing it with was the one responsible for it. She felt both angry at him but also comforted by him. She felt very conflicted about it all and it bothered her.

Before she could think too much about that, she stood up from where she was sitting. "Well… I think it's time to head back to bed," she told Negan.

"Alright." Negan got up as well and started heading to leave her room.

"Wait," Maggie said before he could leave. Negan turned to look at her. "Um, thanks… For wakin' me up and offerin' to talk about it with me."

Negan smiled at her. "Of course." He turned to head back to his room. "Goodnight."

"Goodnight."

Maggie got back into her bed. It was still dark out which meant more time for sleep. They needed all the rest they could get before venturing out again.

……

A couple days later and still no sign of Hershel or the group who took him. Negan and Maggie had searched all day, every day looking. It seemed bleak but neither of them were giving up hope. It was dark now and too dangerous to be out, so they retreated back to the apartment they've been staying in for the night.

They were sitting at a table together, talking about the day's events. "What if we don't find him? What if-" Maggie began but couldn't finish as she started choking up.

"Hey, hey. Don't say that. We'll find him," Negan tried reassuring her. He placed his hand over hers and for a brief moment, it gave her butterflies in her stomach. Just weeks ago she would've swatted his hand away, but in the time they've been working together, she's become accepting of his touch. She likes it.

"I know… I know we will. It's just… I can't help but worry," she confessed.

"I get it. I think about my baby back home and worry about her. I know she's in great hands with the folks back there but… Can't help worrying, ya know?" Maggie nodded in understanding. "If Annie were still here, maybe I wouldn't worry so much. That woman sure could take care of herself and everyone around her."

Maggie frowned at the mention of his deceased wife. Annie had died during childbirth and it had tore Negan apart losing another wife. "Yeah, she was great. I'm sorry, Negan."

"Don't be, it's not your fault. There's nothing that could've been done." He paused for a moment, a solemn look spreading across his face, and then shook his head. "But anyways, this isn't about me… We'll find him, we'll find Hershel. I promise."

Maggie nodded in appreciation of his reassurance. He continued, "Remember what I said all those months ago, 'I got you and I got your boy'? I meant that shit, Rhee. I won't let anything happen to him or you."

Maggie smiled. "Thank you." She put her other hand over his hand that was covering hers. Negan smiled back.

Maggie has come to greatly appreciate Negan's reassurances and help on this mission. When Hershel first went missing and Negan offered to help her find him, she'd rejected his help at first thinking that he was just trying to run away from the pain of losing his wife. But when he insisted on helping and showed genuine concern both for her son and her safety, she caved and let him come along. During the time they've been working together, Maggie has warmed up to Negan. Getting to know him better and seeing how much he's changed has put him in a new light for her.

Negan's reassurance that they will find Hershel has given her newfound energy to keep looking. And that's just what they'll keep doing.

……

"Fuck!" Negan exclaimed as he struck down another walker with his crowbar.

He and Maggie were out searching again when they ran into a herd of walkers. They tried fighting off as many as they could but got split up in the midst of all the chaos. Negan ended up with a bunch around him while Maggie ran off, trying to lead some away. It didn't help that some of them were the new variant that are able to climb and pick things up.

"God fucking dammit!" Negan yelled as he struck down the last few walkers around him. Shaking his weapon to dislodge any excess blood and gore off it, he looked around to see if Maggie came back this way. He didn't see her and that worried him. He began heading in the direction he saw her go.

After a few minutes of searching, he still didn't see any sign of her and was starting to get really worried.

"Maggie?!" He called out, not caring if any walkers were around to hear him. He just wanted to find her. He walked some more until he heard noises coming from an alleyway.

He went down the alleyway and what he saw sent a bolt of fear through him. Maggie was on the ground, seemingly unable to get up, and a couple of walkers still left alive were heading towards her.

"Hey!" He called and banged his crowbar a few times on one of the walls to get the walkers attention. The walkers turned around toward the sound and Maggie looked over as well with what looked like a look of relief on her face. Negan took out the walkers and then set his weapon down to go check on Maggie. He crouched down to get a better look at her.

"What the fuck happened? Are you okay?" He looked over her, searching for any sort of visible injury and getting more worried when he couldn't find anything. "Are you bit anywhere?!"

"No, I'm not bit." She pushed herself to sit up fully and winced slightly. "I tried climbing up that fire escape to see if I could get a better look but fell and twisted my damn ankle."

"Shit, okay. Come on." He put her arm around his shoulders, grabbed his crowbar in one hand and wrapped his other arm around her body to support her and lifted her up to stand. She sucked in a pained breath as she put slight weight on her injured foot. He cringed seeing her in pain.

Negan would've carried her bridal-style but he didn't want to risk running into walkers and not having any hands free to deal with them. He also wasn't sure if she would like him doing that.

"You okay?" He asked.

"Yeah, let's go." He nodded and they began heading back to the apartment.

……

When they got back, Negan took Maggie to her room and set her down on the bed. He went back out to the main living area to get some of the water they had. He went back to the room, sat on the end of the bed and offered her some.

"No, thanks," she politely declined. Negan took a drink himself and set the bottle on the dingy old table that was still next to the bed.

Maggie sat up in bed. "Thanks for comin' back for me."

Negan looked at her. "I came back for you? You're the one who ran off," he said in a teasing tone.

Maggie snickered. "I was trying to help save your ass. Both our asses. Maybe I should've let all those walkers get you," she teased back.

He chuckled. "Touché."

"Seriously though… I didn't think you were even gonna look for me. I thought I was a goner in that alley," Maggie admitted.

"What? Why?"

Maggie shrugged. "I don't know. Guess deep down I'm still afraid you'll pull some shit like your old self would and betray me somehow."

Negan frowned. "I wouldn't do that to you." Negan reached his hand out to hold hers. "I… I was worried sick about you. I was terrified that something terrible happened to you. I fucking care about you, Maggie, whether you believe it or not."

Negan wasn't lying. Over the course of time they've been working together, he's taken on a newfound appreciation for her just like she has to him. He's always admired her from afar for a while but getting to work so closely with her, just the two of them, he's gotten to learn more about her and he's become very fond of her.

Maggie just looked at him in silence for a moment. She had a look on her face as if contemplating telling him something but then she just smiled at him and nodded.

"It's getting dark. I'll leave you alone to rest." Negan got up from the bed.

"Alright. Goodnight, Negan."

"Goodnight, Maggie." Negan headed off into his own room.

……

A few hours later, Negan was woken up by noises coming from Maggie's room. He got up and went to check it out. He opened the door to her room slightly and saw that she was sniffling and whimpering in her sleep. The sound sent a pain through his heart.

"She must be having another nightmare," he thought to himself. Not wanting her to suffer anymore, he risked being attacked again by going over to her and began shaking her gently to wake her.

"Maggie? Maggie? Wake up."

Slowly her eyes started opening. When she saw him, she lunged at him again but this time, wrapped herself around him in a hug.

"Whoa, hey." This caught Negan off guard. He let his arms just hover in the air for a second, unsure if she would be mad if he hugged her back. Hesitantly, he started moving his arms around her and when she didn't decline his advancements, he let himself fully melt into her.

Maggie started crying into his shoulder and clung to him tighter.

"Hey, shhh, it's okay," he tried soothing her.

Maggie pulled back and sat on the bed, wiping her tears away with her hand.

"Another nightmare?" Negan asked even though he knew the answer.

Maggie just nodded.

"The same as last time?"

She nodded again.

Now Negan was confused. "So… Why the hug? I mean, last time you were about ready to kill me and I don't blame you."

Maggie sat in silence for a moment.

"It was you," she finally said.

"What?"

"It… It was you," she just said again.

Now he was even more confused. "You're gonna have to elaborate because I don't know what you're trying to say. Of course it was me doing that shit-"

"No, it was you who was… killed," she finally confirmed. That stunned him into silence.

"I… I mentioned how sometimes it's someone else who gets chosen, right?" He nodded. "Right, well… This version of the nightmare was… really different. I've never had it like this before. Rick was the one in charge of the Saviors and you… You were my husband. And Rick, he… he killed you just like how you…" She stopped, knowing that Negan could fill in the rest. He nodded. "It was awful…"

"Damn, I'm sorry," he said sincerely. "But… that still doesn't explain why you reacted that way? I mean, no offense, but what do you care if I get killed like that? I would think you'd be cheering over my grave."

"Because… because I care about you, Negan. I have for a while now. Earlier when you told me you cared about me, I was thinking the same about you. I was worried sick about you too. And the nightmare I had just confirmed it even more." She took a breath before continuing. "These past few weeks we've been workin' together, I've really gotten attached to you, even though there's a part of me screamin' at myself to push you away, to not get too close. And I…" She paused, knowing she was about to confess to something that she thought she never would. "I think I love you."

His eyes widened in surprise. He wasn't expecting that at all. 

"Oh, Maggie…" Negan reached his hand out to cup her cheek. She leaned into his touch.

"I love you too, Maggie. Shit… Probably even longer than you've loved me." He gently caressed her cheek with his thumb. "Your first dream was partially right. I did want you to be my wife back then, only I didn't want to force you. The day after that night when I visited Alexandria, I was going to ask you to come back to The Sanctuary with me but you weren't there and everyone lied to me about you being dead," he confessed. "That would've been a fucking major dickbag move on my part considering the shit I'd just done. But I've always been fascinated by you and the more I got to know you, the more I started actually falling in love with you. Even when I was with Annie, you were still always in the back of my mind. You're an amazing woman."

Maggie shook her head and pushed his hand away from her face.

"It doesn't matter. We can't be together," she told him matter of factly. "I don't wanna love you. But I do and it's eatin' me up inside. I feel like… Like I'm betrayin' Glenn. Like he's looking down on me right now and he's hurt and disappointed by the fact that I'm in love with the person who took him from me. And I… I can't do that to him." Maggie's eyes started tearing up a little.

"I don't think Glenn would hold it against you, Maggie."

"You didn't know Glenn. How could you possibly know what he'd think?!" She snapped at him.

"You're right, you're right, I'm sorry," he apologized. "I understand if you don't want to be with me. I definitely don't deserve it, not after all the shit I did to you and your people. But… Just know that I really do mean it when I say I love you."

Maggie sat in silence and contemplated for a moment. She wasn't sure what prompted her to do what she did next but she grabbed Negan by his shirt and pulled him in for a kiss.

Negan was startled for a moment but then began kissing her back. Maggie opened her mouth in invitation and Negan took the opportunity to deepen the kiss, snaking his tongue in her mouth. They both moaned at the sensation of their tongues colliding and wrestling with each other.

Maggie pulled away and reached down to grab the hem of her shirt but before she could lift it off, Negan reached his hands out to stop her.

"Are you sure?" He asked her.

To be honest, Maggie wasn't entirely sure she won't regret this in the morning. But at this moment she didn't care, she hadn't had intimate contact with someone she loved in a long time and she wanted to give into it, even if it's with Negan.

Instead of responding verbally, Maggie just finished taking her shirt off herself. Since she was in her sleeping clothes, she didn't have a bra on so she was totally exposed now.

Negan smiled. He kissed Maggie again and guided her until she was laying on the bed. He hovered over her, peppering kisses down her neck, and Maggie sighed at the sensation. He latched onto one part of her neck and sucked, causing Maggie to let out a moan.

Maggie reached down to sink her hand into his pants, reaching into his underwear to feel his length. He was already hard and she stroked him once, making him moan.

Negan sat up, causing Maggie to remove her hand, and he moved to take her pants and panties off. He then removed his own clothes, tossing them with the rest of them. He moved towards the end of the bed and got down on his knees on the floor. He grabbed Maggie by the hips and pulled her close to him, making her let out a small yelp of surprise.

Negan reached his hand up to touch her and he could feel that she's wet already. He gently grazed her clit with his thumb and she bucked at the feeling. Negan leaned in and lapped at her opening before moving to suck on her clit. Maggie let out a loud moan.

Negan inserted a finger into her and began pumping in and out. He curled his fingers and tried multiple angles until he hit her sweet spot. Maggie bucked and moaned again when he found it. He inserted another finger and continued focusing on that spot with his fingers while his mouth focused on her clit.

"Fuck, Negan," Maggie moaned. It only took a few more moments before she came undone. Negan continued his ministrations as she rode her orgasm out.

Negan got up and leaned down to kiss her. When he pulled back, he took a moment just to look at her.

"You're so beautiful," he told her. If Maggie wasn't already flushed from the orgasm she just had, she would have blushed at that.

"How do you wanna do this?" He asked her. He wasn't picky with positions. Maggie moved back up the bed, laying down and spreading her legs.

Negan got back on the bed and positioned himself over her. He guided himself to her entrance and pushed in. They both gasped at the feeling. He continued pushing in slowly until he was fully in. He pulled out slowly and then thrust back in, making them both moan.

Maggie wrapped her legs around him and Negan started a steady pace, pulling almost the whole way out and pushing back in. They both felt heavenly to each other. Maggie was wet and tight, and Negan was hard and thick inside her.

His slow pace was starting to drive her crazy. She tried moving her hips to see if he would get the hint but he didn't change his pace.

"Negan, please," she urged.

"Hmm? Please what?"

Unbelievable. Was he gonna make her beg?

"You know what. Come on. Fuck me. Faster, please," she whined.

He giggled. "Well, if you insist." He obliged and immediately started thrusting at a much faster pace. Maggie threw her head back and moaned at the sudden change of pace.

"Fuck, yeah!" She cried out.

"Fuck, Maggie," Negan moaned out.

The room was filled with the sound of their moans and skin slapping on skin. Negan shifted himself slightly which caused him to hit her sweet spot again. Maggie moaned loud and when he realized what he did, he continued doing it. Maggie reached down to rub her clit, giving herself that extra pleasure as she was getting close.

"I-I'm close… D-Don't you fucking dare stop," she warned him. He did as she asked and it wasn't long until she was spasming against him.

Negan moaned at the sight and feel of her orgasms and continued fucking her through it. Not long later did he follow her and came, emptying himself inside her.

Panting, they both laid there for a few moments recovering from their orgasms. Negan gave her one last kiss before rolling off her and laying next to her.

"Jesus… That was… Wow."

"Yeah." She agreed.

Realization hit him suddenly. "Oh shit, I forgot to pull out. Fuck, I'm sorry."

"It's fine," she assured him.

"Is it alright if I stay? Or… Would you prefer if I left?" Negan asked her.

Maggie thought about it for a moment before deciding.

"Stay."

Negan smiled. "I was hoping you would say that." Negan rolled over and put his arms around her.

"Is this okay?"

Maggie nodded and turned so she could properly snuggle up into his arms.

Negan was happy to finally be sharing this kind of moment with Maggie. He still felt he didn't deserve it but if Maggie wanted it, he wasn't going to deny her. But there was also a part of him that was worried this would all fall apart in the morning.

Maggie wasn't sure what she was feeling right now. She was happy to be with someone she loved but she was also feeling guilty considering who he was and what he's done. She wondered how much she'll regret this in the morning.

For now though, they were content. Guess they'll have to deal with the ramifications when tomorrow comes.

......

A/N: This fic isn't even very long but I spent way too long on this and I don't even know if it's good… Sigh. Also not sure if I should write a second chapter or not. But anyways, if you got this far, thank you for reading!

Btw, I have a Neggie playlist here if you wanna listen: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7HG9tuc08hicTFvXRKECa6?si=05cba418bc034563

I'm thinking about creating a series for Neggie one-shots based off various songs/lyrics but I'm not sure yet.

[hale-raiser1]

| Karen Lucille Hale | call me Lucy | 34 years old | actress, singer, songwriter | 

🌻Dating me is like..

walking through a maze and realizing that you’re not lost, you just haven’t been found yet

going to the farmer’s market just to people watch ‘cause you don’t need anything, you just want to be out and see what others get

seeing dogs and talking to every one of them because dogs understand you more than people do

💫This year, I really want to..

try harder to be more open, sometimes i can be difficult to read and it gives off a vibe that i’m hard to get to know.

get back into writing music, it’s something i’ve always loved doing but i put it on the back burner for my career in acting.

put more effort into traveling for the fun of it. i travel for work and don’t get to spend much time seeing the places i go through a tourists eyes. 

🌑 My Most Irrational Fear..

the elevator doors opening and the box isn’t there.. i’m sure you get where i’m going here.

bats that are actually vampires

dogs don’t want me around them and are just tolerating my presence

REACTIVATED on 5/23/24.

[venusiancheryl]

That? Oh, my! That... is a no-no. The whole thing -- not one bit of that shit flies here. [Woman crying] Do you want me to do it? Right here. [Grunting] No. No, you don't kill them... not until you try a little.

[Grunting] And anyway... that's not how it works. Now, I already told you people -- first one's free, then -- what'd I say? I said I would shut that sh¡t down! No exceptions. Now, I don't know what kind of lying assholes you've been dealing with...

but I'm a man of my word. First impressions are important. I need you to know me. So... back to it. [All gasping] Woman: No! [Groaning, gasping] [Walkers growling] Buddy, you still there? [Grunting, sputtering] I just don't know.

It seems like you're trying to speak, but you just took a hell of a hit. I just popped your skull so hard, your eyeball just popped out, and it is gross as shit! Glenn: Maggie, I'll find you. [Sobbing] [Grunting] Oh. Oh, hell. I can see this is hard on you guys.

[Grunting continues] I am sorry. I truly am. But I did say it. No exceptions! [Grunts] [Walkers groing] [Blows landing] [Thudding, squelching] [All sobbing] ♪♪ [Walkers growling] You bunch of pussies. I'm just getting started. [Grunting] [Blows landing] Lucille is thirsty. [Laughs] She is a vampire bat. [Sobbing continues] [Breathing shakily] ♪♪

Mmmmmmm tasty glennn do you want to fuckkk

[papermoonloveslucy]

LUCY & THE IRS!

Tax Day in the Lucyverse

"In this world, nothing is certain except death and taxes” ~ Benjamin Franklin, 1789

Although Lucycoms never joked about death, taxes were fair game - usually!  Here are a few examples. 

“The Absolute Truth” (1949) ~ Liz (Lucille Ball) and George (Richard Denning) bet each other that they can each go for 24 hours without telling a lie. George thinks Liz is trying to trick him into lying by sending a man to his office disguised as an IRS agent. Surely George will lie about his taxable income. George calls Liz to tell her he knows about her scheme. He is schocked when Liz says she didn’t send anyone to see him!  George realizes he told the IRS all the details of his tax returns thinking he is talking to an impersonator! 

When this episode was re-written for “I Love Lucy” as “Lucy Tells the Truth” (1953), the end of the episode featured Ricky fibbing about his taxes to an IRS agent. In the un-filmed scene we learn that Ricky went to Kentucky to play with the band, and won some money at the Kentucky Derby, which he failed to report. IRS agent Mr. Miller was to be played by Charles Lane, who specialized in authority figures. 

Desi Arnaz refused to do the seen as written, feeling that Ricky would never cheat the government. He reasoned that it reflected poorly on immigrants and didn’t want people to think it was the sort of thing that he (Desi) condoned. He was grateful to be an American and (at the height of his success) he was determined to show that the American Dream was achievable. The scene was re-written and Lane was recast as a talent agent who witnesses Lucy participate in a knife-throwing act. 

“Liz and the Green Wig” (1950) ~ George decides she can eliminate the $10 a week from Liz’s budget if he eliminates the money she’s spending on her hair. Liz buys a green wig to show George what might happen if she dyed her hair at home. Liz is tells Katie the maid (Ruth Perrott) that it is time for George to review her household accounts for the previous year for the income tax people, and she knows she hasn’t managed to save any money. 

“Lucy Gets Ricky on the Radio” (1953) ~ Lucy thinks Ricky is a Cuban brainiac, so she gets them on a radio quiz show. To be sure he wins, she steals the answers. But then the questions are changed!  

Originally, the first question was: “To whom do you make your federal tax check out on March 15?” but instead Fillmore asks “What is the name of the animal that fastens itself to you and drains you of your blood?” The answer Lucy memorized and blurts out is “The collector of Internal Revenue” when the real answer is “A vampire bat.”  As a side note, Tax Day was set on March 1st in 1913. It was moved to March 15th in 1918 before being finally being set as April 15th in 1955. 

“The Camping Trip” (1953) ~  Trying to make conversation, Ricky asks Lucy “What do you think of the new tax law?” 

In 1952, President Eisenhower proposed reorganization of tax laws, including re-naming the Bureau of the Internal Revenue the Internal Revenue Service (IRS). Most importantly, starting in 1954, he changed the date tax returns were due from March 15th to April 15th.

“First Stop” (1955) ~ On the way to Hollywood, the gang’s only choice for food and lodging is One Oak Cabin and Cafe. Proprietor Mr. Skinner (Olin Howard) charges the foursome $4.80 for four stale cheese sandwiches, eighty cents of which is entertainment tax. When the gang questions the extra charge, Mr. Skinner croons a bit of "I'm Afraid to Come Home in the Dark” accompanying himself on the banjo. Rather than listen, they pay up and try to leave. 

In 1957, Ingrid Bergman was talked about as the star of the second “Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour” “The Celebrity Next Door”, but tax problems prevented her from signing the contract. The script was re-written for Bette Davis, who withdrew at the last moment due to injury and was replaced by Tallulah Bankhead. 

In December 1965, Lucille Ball was in tax court for back taxes, but emerged without paying a penny. 

“Lucy, the Stockholder” (1965) ~ Lucy gets a letter from the Internal Revenue which turns out to be an income tax refund of $38.23. She decides to invest it all in the stock market and pays a visit to a nervous broker (Harvey Korman). When he finally hears that she has just $38.23 he nearly has a nervous breakdown.

Lucy is so grateful for her refund that she wants to send “Lyndon” a thank you note. Lyndon Baines Johnson was the 36th President of the United States, assuming office from the Vice Presidency after the assassination of John F. Kennedy.

Yours, Mine and Ours (1968) ~ Lucille Ball hadn’t anticipated the film’s huge box-office success and failed to provide a tax shelter for her personal profits, resulting in most of her earnings going toward taxes. It is said this caused the redhead a good deal of consternation.

“Lucy Visits Jack Benny” (1968) ~ Jack Benny has turned his Palm Springs home into a hotel, and the Carters have made a reservation. Benny only charges $3 a night for rooms, but adds on 'extra charges' like eleven cents for towel rental - one penny of which is sales tax!  When Lucy balks at paying a penny tax, Benny replies “Go fight with Ronald Reagan!”  Former Hollywood actor Ronald Reagan had been elected Governor of California in 1967.

“Lucy and the Raffle” (1971) ~ Kim wins a sports car in a raffle, but Lucy won't let her keep it. To pay the taxes on her win, they hold another raffle not knowing that it is illegal. Paul Picerni plays IRS Agent Frank Williams. 

“Lucy’s Bonus Bounces” (1971) ~ On advice from his psychiatrist (Parley Baer), Harry gives Lucy a $50 raise. But when Harry is visited by IRS Agent William McPherson (Paul Picerni), things get personal. Picerni plays his second IRS Agent in less than a year!  

When the IRS Agent starts to focus on Lucy instead of Harry, Harry immediately suggests she be hauled off to prison!

“Funny Money” (2019) ~ CBS presents two newly-colorized episodes of “I Love Lucy”: “Bonus Bucks” and “The Million Dollar Idea” (both 1954). The Press Release touted that the special would relieve “Tax Day Blues”.  

The I Love Lucy Funny Money Special Will Banish Your Tax Day Blues

Newly colorized versions of two classic Lucy episodes will air on April 19th. If you're dreading Tax Day—and who isn't?—fear not! The one and only Lucille Ball will be returning to your TV sets for a hilarious new one-hour special to wash those blues away.

[frenziedslashers]

Negan is so fucking childish and hilarious I hate it.

"Pissing our pants yet? Boy, do I have a feeling we're getting close.. yeah.. it's gonna be peepee pants city here real soon😼"

"You hear that? 😂 he said SuCK My nUtS!!!!"

"Holy crap! YOU are creepy as shit, sneaking up on me wearing that collar wiith that freaky ass smile😨"

"Hot diggety dog! This place is MAGNIFICENT!!!"

"A baseball bat doesn't have a pussy!"

"In case you have't caught on, I just slipped my dick down your throat. And you thanked me for it."

"I wear a leather jacket, I have Lucille, and my nut sack is made of steel."

"Lucille is thirsty! She's a vampire bat."

"You got some Beach-ball sized lady nuts coming in kamikaze like that!" (personal favorite)

and "Your shittin' pants... I hope you are wearing them right now.. Becuase you are about to shit your pants."

Are some of my FAVORITES from him LMAO

I also love the hot-diggity-dog one, becuase my dad says that anytime we go anywhere new or cool lmao

I also love the whole scene where he kills Spencer (I hated Spencer) and he's all "Oh my gosh you do have guts! I have never been so wrong in my life!" I feel horrible that that whole scene made me laugh LMAO

[faindessiness]

Vartan does an epic cape flip, underneath are his children who transformed into bats.

They're just chilling on dad's arm

[d-thwish]

[sanguisfulgur]

👫 // for negan!

Send a 👫and I’ll write four headcanons I have about our muse’s relationship

The only thing that makes Sharna groan/roll her eyes more than Negan’s persistent attempts to get into her pants are his terrible vampire-related jokes/puns. Despite largely keeping her secret (it’s hard to keep it entirely secret when walkers don’t react to her presence.), he really pushes it with them when said in front of hers. They do amuse her really, she’ll just never admit to it. 

Shar may act consistently annoyed with Negan’s shit but she is loyal to him. Does she agree with everything he does? Hell no. But the world’s gone to hell and sometimes you have to do bad things to survive. She’s seen worse examples of humanity. He afforded her some dignity that she hadn’t had since things got bad. Sharna doesn’t forget people who mistreat her, but likewise doesn’t forget those who’ve done right by her. 

Negan is (understandably) smug that his blood apparently tastes good. It leads to some dirty comments on what else of his might taste good too. Those comments usually earn a look that would make lesser men piss their pants. 

Their entire situation is something of a game now. A challenge to see which one will give in first. Whether it’ll be Sharna caving to Negan’s charms or him losing interest. Sharna’s externally adamant it won’t be her but internally she knows Negan is more than likely not wrong when he insists otherwise. And for all her claims of having zero interest, she’s not above flirting with other inhabitants of the Sanctuary to try to rile him up. 

[id-pack-archive]

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vampire npts

names - alice, alistair, blaine, dean, demonia, dusk, dusk, edward, elvira, james, lilith, luci, lucile, luna, magnus, marce, marceline, marshall, mavis, thorn, vampess, vampyr, victoria, viktor

pronouns - bat/bats, blood/bloods, coffin/coffins, dusk/dusks, fang/fangs, grave/graves, grim/grims, night/nights, rot/rots, suck/sucks, vamp/vamps

titles - prn who hides in the night, prn who is drinking blood, prn who lurks in the shadows, prn who sleeps in a coffin, prn who sucks blood, the bloodsucker, the count(ess), the lord/lady or the night

vampire npts

names - alice, alistair, blaine, dean, demonia, dusk, dusk, edward, elvira, james, lilith, luci, lucile, luna, magnus, marce, marceline, marshall, mavis, thorn, vampess, vampyr, victoria, viktor

pronouns - bat/bats, blood/bloods, coffin/coffins, dusk/dusks, fang/fangs, grave/graves, grim/grims, night/nights, rot/rots, suck/sucks, vamp/vamps

titles - prn who hides in the night, prn who is drinking blood, prn who lurks in the shadows, prn who sleeps in a coffin, prn who sucks blood, the bloodsucker, the count(ess), the lord/lady or the night