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the way aziraphale is completely baffled by crowley’s voicemail when he calls his flat
“hello this is anthony crowley. you know what to do, do it with style.”
“i know who you are, you idiot. i telephoned you. listen—”
the way aziraphale has clearly never ONCE gotten crowley’s answering machine
what a fucking simp, running to the phone every time aziraphale calls. dork. i love him so much
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There might actually be hope for me guys bcs miss eat the world herself, Marina Diamands is talking about how satisfied she is and how now she can finally give to others from a full cup instead of constantly trying to fill herself
#this lowkey rlly means smth to me like uve always seen myself in her and was afraid od live my entire life insatiable#but seeing her finally feel satisfied and happy with where she is in life makes me feel like i can do the same#what am i yapping about
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underrated form of humor: just making shit up in past tense
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"How do u always have new clothes"
I dont..
But my sister does👅👅
I can't imagine not having a sister's who's like ur best friend who you share everything with💔💔 like I think I would disintegrate...
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My brain go brrrrrrrr
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Did smth and heard some girls say "she's so annoying" (reffering to me im fem presenting) and I asked my friends if they heard it and one of them said "I think she actually said she's so weird" LIKE THAT MAKES IT BETTER😭😭🙏💔 im kms
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"Modern retelling" and it's a blatant misinterpretation of the original text
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my names jedidiah
i made the clocks..
it was difficult to put the pieces together...
my name is the fucking elephant man oh yeah my name is the fucking elephant man oh yeah bam bara bam bam bam bara bam bam
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they need to invent somewhere where I belong
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Feeling bad bcs the character I used to glaze so hard I lowkey do not think is attractive at all anymore… like oh!💀 like I think I understand the haters now..
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This stupid idea wouldn't leave my mind...
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