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[itsliyahhbih]

Fat nuggets’ thread 🩷🖤

[radioiaci]

[ lucifer's beach balooza ] - open starter #3

Alastor is not immune to the draw of a good drink - and with plenty to go around, he's taken a moment to sidle up to the bar to get himself something with just a hint of citrus. Strong, though not too much to prevent himself from being too scatter-brained to appropriately keep an eye on the goings on. But he will consider this detour a bit of a break, nursing the little orange-tinted drink in hand as the nearby radio cranks out the popular (at least for the decade following his death) Rum and Coca Cola by the Andrews Sisters.

It's a jaunty little island tune, and Alastor finds himself enjoying the crackle of the speakers which appeal so nicely to his ears. Though his quiet break time is interrupted by the sound of another in his immediate vicinity, a lazy turn in his seat the only means of addressing the newcomer.

If ever there is an opportunity to have a conversation with him that is not steeped in a layer of security-minded paranoia, this is it.

[ratskinsuit]

✨HAZBIN HOTEL TWITTER THREADS✨

I was bored and found a fake tweet maker so I did this. Feel free to repost but please credit me!

I came up with these all of these myself, they are not from incorrect quote generators or other existing tweets. Feel free to use them though!

enjoy ⭐️

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tumblr only lets you have 10 photos boo >:(

If anybody is interested in me making more just Lemmi know. Hope you enjoyed!

[speakofthedebbie]

you (read: i) asked so you shall recieve: radioapple fic recs august 2024 update!!

the following are the ones from the last post w/some minor changes (think: misspellings and even more osas praising) (sorry for the re-tags!!):

Bedtime Rituals to Try out Before the Next Angelic War by @miribalis

just yes. thousand times yes. so basically my boy luci has some sleep troubles and that somehow leads to a qpr with al look its been a while ok just read it

Managerial Liberties by the same fella

these two tags explain it pretty well

something that sticks out to me about this is that charlie is actually (reasonably) cold to adam and like. im actually surprised with how little ive seen that. i mean i dont think id be exactly buddy-buddy with my besties killer either. only 4 chaps as of writing but already looking to be a radioapple classic. has the same vibe as bedtime rituals, but it is NOT a sequel

devils don't fly (don't expect me not to fall) by @corgiss

also just yes. basically a really not cool joke evolves into a blossoming romance because why wouldnt it. (man if i had a nickel for every radioapple fic that had a masquerade that was sabotaged by the vees- *gets shot bc i cant mention osas yet*)

i’ll hold you close (i’ll stay the course) by the same fella

the entire time i was just going "yas king! put that egotistical flatscreen in his place!!". basically luci reminds the overlords who he is and vox shows he can be more of a threat than he lets on.

ykw fuck it just the entire series (i didnt mention i would give anything to not give a shit (but i do) and my perfect rock bottom (my beautiful trauma) because the first one sounded a lil too angsty and ive gotten enough of that from other sources [pointedly glares at Quietly, It Slips Through Your Fingers, Love {also coming up later!}] and the second is (mostly) smut

Of Saints and Sinners by the forever amazing @morningstarwrites!! (if you see this i have a serious question: is this your first time ever writing a fic? because how do you get so much right the first time- [not even beginners luck could explain this level of skill])

if youre even half the radioapple fanatic i am and havent read this, literally what are you doing?? i could sing its praises until my death bed but ill hold off so i can explain whats happening. basically after burning down a meeting room several times, luci and al make a deal ("not a deal!", luci laments to the void): they will attempt to be civil and maybe even friendly, with some daily compliments sprinkled along the way, and by the end luci will owe al a favour. whats the favour? read it yourself dammit! seriously, 10/10, i foam at the mouth every friday

Quietly, It Slips Through Your Fingers, Love by Starlit_Rainfall (no tumblr in sight, so AO3) (i. urgfgh. what happened. i was just smiling over the fluff while crossing to go to school. where did it go. where did it gooooo)

if thats anything to go by, the last few chapters have been rough. the fluff feels so far away that i cant even explain what happens. luci was waxing poetic about swimming in maple syrup for al, i remember that much. lilith is particularly an asshole even tho we havent seen her yet (or maybe we have. idr, mightve chatted with al) also emily is there (fallen) and has a lil smth to do with als and liliths deal. if you read it, warning for the gut punch of angst that starts chap 32 "She/Her" (though the chapter before that, "Should Alastor Know By Now?" ends pretty rough too)

Freely We Serve by @romanaxe

i dont remember how i managed to stumble upon this but im having a great time. basically alastor is a new sinner fresh in hell (but time doesnt matter and the whole cast is still here) and thinks "what better way to gain power than be the personal assistant of the heartbroken king of hell!" features a 6-7 (rosies words) year old charlie and a morally dubious lilith (also i loved eepy al X3)

A Family Forged in Hellfire by Green_Ghostwriter (once again, no Tumblr, so AO3)

this ones a bit newer (10 chaps), is so far mostly exposition and the slowburn pot hasnt even been put on the stove, but as just a hazbin fic in general i see the potential. basically its a 1920s(30s?) au where heaven decides little charlie doesnt deserve to be raised in hell and is sent to earth with a "foster" family where her actions in life will determine witch realm she will return to after death. her "parents", al and mimzy, are given false memories so they can claim the girl as their own and gee i wasnt kidding when i said it was a lot of exposition. erm honestly explaining anymore would tech be spoiling so go read it!!

The Red Thread That Binds Us by @scun-gilli

{{future me prefacing this by saying i have no idea where i was going with yesterdays thought process, all you need to know from it was im on chapter 27. also scungilli your comment is making me very worried 😟 well theres no mcd tag so im sure itll fine, right? RIGHT, SCUNGILLI??}}

basically its a king x kings guard au where al and luci grow up together and only grow closer after a. certain life event for al (its fine guys trust :)) [she said, like a liar]) then al is sent off for royal guard training school (ik its not called that i forgor 😭) but dw he comes back. just watch out for graphic depictions of injuries (i think thats this fic) angst and a sneaky eve bc radioapple fics are allergic to happiness (or maybe im not looking hard enough lol) (also im really tempted to make the friendship bracelets they had 👀)

somewhere down the line by kj_crwm (AO3 link)

this one starts off as human!alastor/lucifer but by the middle(?) its just regular radioapple. basically al is encountered by luci while finishing off a job who agrees to keep quiet. luci just keeps on showing up, reveals hes the devil to which al us just like "lol ok" and eventually they get in a relationship (ooh lala 👀) but they break up after saying some hurtful things to each other (oh nono 👀) with luci promising al they will never cross paths again. if you watched the show then well. you know that doesnt happen 😂 most human!al radioapple have al summon him (no hate to them) so this was an interesting change of pace

new recs below!! ↓↓

Alastor and Lucifer do whatever the Hell this is (series) by Vagabond_Sloth (personally asked, no Tumblr, but they might make one 👀)

i know this is radioapple fic rec post but... *cough* Husk and Angel do a Romance for some soft huskerdust *cough* anyway- basically, a perplexing flower arrangement leads to a blossoming something between the resident radio demon and king of hell. seriously, its some good shit, and the author is really nice!

A Compliment A Day by @decembercamiecherries

spinning this around in my head at all times

basically, a classic "charlie makes al and luci compliment each other as a bonding excessive" but it does not disappoint (check out her other three radioapple fics too)

a lovely night (lalaland is that you??) and pancakes, small talk by @mirotic_chess (X Twitter account)

in a lovely night they do a lil dancey dancey and in pancakes, small talk luci makes some pancakes!!

Sin and Sentiment and Time On My Hands by demon_fawn (supposed Tumblr leads to a dead end)

oh my god future debs here and i am so fucking tired of doing these descriptions but. um. the plot for sin and sentiment def seems very interesting and time on my hands is an incomplete (but good!) attempt at radioapple week. hmm not sure if they still post bc the most recent update was july 12th

honestly just every radioapple fic by @otoshigo (i think ive read all but Forbidden Fruit of the Poisonous Tree)

if you look underneath the little island that is radioapple, on god otoshigo is one of the creators holding it up. all 19 (yes, 19. we eatin good tonight [excluding forbidden fruit]) of their radioapple fics are fantastic, buuut if i had to recommend anything specific: A Guide to the Care and Maintenance of the King of Hell (fuck count furfur!) and The Devil's Trip to the Big Apple

not to continue the trend, but basically anything by @thief-of-eggs (even the singular huskerdust) but personal recommendations: Trust and Hair Pets and Let Me Be Your Shelter (sickfics 🔛🔝)

idk if youll catch me doing the descriptions for these anymore shit was exhausting

tagging time!!!! (i want to end it all)

[scun-gilli]

@i-genuinely-dunno bribed me for a sneak peek with memes that made me wheeze while on a work zoom that could have been an email so….a tiny tidbit of chapter 32 which will hopefully release very soon ;3

[hoverboards-and-dragons]

(To the archangels and God) Is there anything you wish you had said to Lucifer before the apple incident ?

[hells-sirenqueen]

"...exactly. We may have mended a bridge between us but I can still sense some resentment from you. If Lucifer and I are out of the picture, taken out by God, you'll finally get your bittersweet revenge of being publicly punished for the crimes we committed against you. We were not, as they say - a match made in Heaven, despite what God intended for us. Never were, never will be. I know there is still a part of you that hates me with every fiber of your being. You want me to suffer. You want me to die. Well, if things go as I think they might..as most of my gut feelings are correct thus far, you'll finally get your wish, Adam. Congratulations. You'll be finally rid of your first wife and the angel that stole her away from your grasp." Lilith stared down Adam, hands firmly on her hips,"Tell me I'm wrong. Tell me that you don't want to see us fall. Tell me that everything we've worked towards this past month actually meant something to you..I have my doubts.."

@dick-meister

[familiaanteomnia]

@askrosemarymckneal Lucifer was thoroughly enjoying himself; having fun in how Lux’s atmosphere was for the evening. So he found himself noticing somebody- who seemed not entirely into the evenings debauchery. Gracefully settling beside them after offering space for them to reject his company. “What’s got you looking so serious?”

[hellizens]

Lucifer is sleeping on the hotel couch in his cat form today.

[radioiaci]

[ lucifer's beach balooza ] - open starter #1

Do not disregard his relaxed state as one that is not monitoring the goings-on along the beachfront. Though Alastor reclines in a chair he's specifically set up for such a thing - the book in his hand a non-fictional field guide regarding different types of predatory fish - one may spot his minions flitting back and forth through sand and water. Their orders are to stay out of the way and mostly unseen, but the radio demon is not oblivious to his job.

Thus far, the event is devoid of any real chaos (at least unsanctioned chaos), and so he is enjoying some of the shade that is offered by the large umbrella hovering over his person. The heat is not so overt that he is uncomfortable, but it will not do to overheat one way or another.

His ears swivel, however, listening for any other guests who may approach him for one reason or another.

[speakofthedebbie]

@scun-gilli i knew this was bait but youre on thin ice /lh

i feel like ive committed multiple crimes just reading that

[nvrcmplt]

PSA - I do write Lucifer, however, your demons / angels / biblical etc characters, do not have to be all bowing at his feet etc. Please don't retcon your muse to be different with my dude, I'm not 100% sure how he's going to be in my form of him because I like to play around with 'lore' and all that noise for my own enjoyment. Mixing all sorts of media, research, games etc versions of this 'being' into what I've created. All I ask is the respect of two creations mingling, he holds a weight to his name / being, but outside of that, honestly, it's down to how you and your oc wants to react to it. So far, my Lucifer's been 'gone' from the throne for eons, merely a 'name without a face' for so long it's possible that his presence isn't even sometimes registered to those that haven't been at his beck and call. He isn't in pictures nor statue forms that make sense, like the face doesn't match the set-up - feels uncanny and off aka, he's just too damn pretty to be captured. He also rarely refers to himself as a demon, because he isn't. He is an Angel - fallen, exiled, old, renewed, burned - whatever you claim it, he is an Angel through and through. Also adding in, demons from different regions / countries can and might be known by Lucifer if he has also heard of the stories. He isn't going to know every Yokai or Jiangshi out there but he can be very in tune with Yama, Hades, Hel etc who hold titles and roles similar to his own and twisted. Lucifer's very good friends with a lot of Pagan gods due to the faith tearing them apart and making them 'satanic' in his 'faux image', he speaks of his apologises every time upon gathering cause it's just fckin' endless dribble.

[jyou-no-sonoko19]

i did it, i drew the 8 month old meme

[brokendreamscreation]

Counting on his fingers.

“…I have been sneaking down to Hell for 7 months. Damn, it took that long to catch me?”

[lovinggreeniehours]

occasionally in my "i hate lucifer" moods i just remember that the first time he greeted me happy birthday after we got on good terms, he essentially said "im glad your parents had sex. it's nice that you're alive" in his typical lucifer fancy talk and then hung up. and suddenly im normal again

[familiaanteomnia]

@jacks-muses resumed from ask

Lucifer had just gotten back from an drive; party in Lux going full swing per usual and he smoothly made his way from entrance towards the bar. Noticing there was definitely an not so familiar presence on his way. By the time he reached the bar, an glass of his recent drink of choice was already set down for him. It took him an moment before registering just where the nearby presence was. "You're an bit young to be in here."