#lucifer bby i fucking love you

[l3viat8an]

Omg i need to be STOPPED!!!

Ro, my love. The apple of my eye, my top writer of tumblr who still answers asks even though her schedule is all the way fucked up...

Angel Dust!MC... i'm so sorry. I had to, it was needed... necessary. (Or maybe MC just acts similar to Angel... a demon named angel, how nice)

Separate Idea!

I cant really imagine them watching hazbin hotel though... Lucifer tho... so proud that he's in the show. Short asf, but cute.

But, ultimate confusion on the lore.

Lilith + Lucifer = Charlie Morningstar

BUT MC HAS TO TELL THEM THAT THIS ISNT THE SAME LORE!!! MUST GIVE EXPLANATION!!! MUST TELL THAT LILITH WAS ACTUALLY FIRST HUMAN FEMALE!!! MUST TELL EVE CAME AFTER!!! MC MYST TELL THEM DIAVOLO DOESNT EXSIST, LUCIFER IS KING/RULER OF HELL!!!

I love you❤️ If you get pissed off by someone (even if its me), tell them suck a dick and live life🥰

HIII JENZ!!- you’re too sweet to me omgshsg

BBY I WILL ALWAYS MAKE TIME TO ANSWER ASKS or I’d miss y’all too much <3 AND WE ARE SHARING A MIND CUZ LOOK AT THIS!!!-

Had to block stuff out cuz it’s all rambling helsphsks but I’m working on a few things 🫡 the idea is just too good!!-

Jsjsjsjsj Poor MC having to explain everything 😭

Tho really I think it’d be just as funny if MC told the brothers to sit and watch the show before asking any questions lolol

That’ll save a little bit of explaining- but Lucifer still asks questions about Lilith, then at some point one of the others asks where Diavolo is and MC still has to explain- and then it’s shocking?? No Diavolo??? No prince of hell in a show about hell??? And wdym Lucifer is the boss??? Sounds like actual hell to his brothers lmaoo

I love you more <333 ‘n you could never piss me off!!!

[cheesecrackerssoup]

Oh god my brain is braining.

I HAVE A X READER IDEA WITH LUCIFER FROM HAZBIN HOTEL.

Anyone is free to write this but I NEED TO BE TAGGED. PLEASE.

Okay so this is actually heavily inspired by one of the wangxian extras in the novel, where wwx is in lwj’s dream and he seduces him…in said dream.

SAME SCENARIO EXCEPT READER IS SENT BACK IN TIME TO HEAVEN (because hell didn’t exist just yet) MEETS ANGEL LUCIFER AND ABSOLUTELY CORRUPTS HIM <333

As for how reader got there will be up for debate— unless y’all wanna do the same dream situation with Lucifer…I personally wouldn’t mind either way.

I need reader to PLEASE seduce heaven Lucifer and taunt him for falling in love with evil. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEEE.

Some dirty smut, I need.

Also I have a feeling past!Lucifer was really timid because he didn’t get the chance to share his broad ideas often— his curiosity and imagination would actually protect reader from any onlookers to ask 100 questions.

God and after Lucifer was fucking ruined, present time Lucifer comes through a portal, sees the scene and also gets taunted by reader. GUYS HE’S SUCH A BBY GIRL….especially when he realizes he’s down bad for you even if you’re a walking evil, and he’s the complete contrast.

Tag me if you write this.

[radioactiveammy]

Helluva Boss - Mastermind live reaction

Before we get started. Andrealphus is the mastermind, right?

First clip of the episode is Andre's castle: n.n 10 / 10 episode is perfect.

I love him I love him I love him I love him.

1:25 - Oh... the internet is going to love you, little Nagito-looking imp bby.

I know most imps have white hair but he's giving such white-haired-anime-boy vibes he's so going to die.

Vassago glared at Andrealphus. I am sad.

But every time Andrealphus uses his powers it adds another ten seconds to my life.

I don't know what I was expecting out of Satan but I am digging his vibe way more than I thought I would.

6:27 NOW KISS.

Andrealphus' tailfeathers are my favorite thing.

7:32 Actual wheezing laughter.

LEVIATHAN IS A GIRL AND SHE IS HOT.

Ozzie. Ozzie. You kind of pardoned IMP from any wrong doing when you put them under your jurisdiction. Say something. WORDS. SAY WORDS.

9:36 - THANK YOU FIZZ.

12:18 Way to go with the Scar vibes, Andre bby.

12:28 Oh Belle I didn't notice you before. You're adorable.

13:30 ... I'm okay with this being the reason for the title.

14:36 .... Stolas. Stolas. I see what you're trying to do, and... I'm crying a little which is way more than I thought I would but YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER YOU ARE ACTIVELY TRYING TO ABANDON.

... Is Paimon dead? Why isn't he here? He should reeeeeally be here.

Since long before the angel's fall.

... Was Satan in charge of Hell before Lucifer came down?

Oooooh that'd be juicy.

16:25 Oooooh this is gonna fuck her up sooooo bad.

.... There's so much real in yeah you did a crime but you're rich so you're good.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ANDRE GETS THE LEGIONS

(I want him to be happy okay.)

18:14 YOU REALLY SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE YOU CAME HERE, SHOULDN'T YOU?

19:33 Pausing to cry.

Stolas having to wear Loona's clothes because Blitz is literally half his size is adorable.

I'M OKAY.

[cheolhub]

(i don’t think my other ask went through :/)

HAPPY BDAY BBY!! 🥳 I hope you’ve had an amazing day so far and omggg you’re so beautiful!! I saw ur concert pics the other day!!! I’m glad you had an amazing night minus the rain & getting trampled on 😭

GIRL THEY LOOKED SO GOOD!! definitely regretting not going to the concert here in Anaheim ☹️

love you and I hope you get everything you’ve wished for (ahem cheol)

- 🧸

THANK YOU SMMM ANGELLLL it was genuinely my birthday ever 🙂‍↕️ ur so sweet 🥹 they looked fucking gorgeous. they will be back soon and you will definitely be able to see them next time!!!!!

speaking of them, have u seen the dark moon memorabilia previews????? lucifer???? i passed away 🗣️

i love u sm more!!! and i got a seventeen comeback (amazing btw) a cheol post and a confirmed US tour so i got everything i wished for 🙂‍↕️

[littledollll]

Breeding kink with Luci 👀 creative reign bby

One hell of a welcome

Lucifer x champion!reader

A/n: for context Angels are genderless, and they can freely shift between sex as they please, I stand by my statement. Dicks are hard to write about.

Warnings: kinda silly with a lil dark? Reader has a Harley Quinn personality in the beginning and likes being gory, Lucifer loving that, breeding kink, praise, degradation, powerbottom Lucifer, daddy Lucifer?, throne room sex, ooc Lucifer? bc fuck it (literally), dirty talk, kinda mean dom!lucifer, exhibitionism

Beelzebub really needed to give up on challenging you.

Up til now you have rejected the idea of a fight but recently the idea of making a proposal the next time he did seemed just too sweet, you didn’t think the prideful idiot would agree, neither did Lucifer in all honesty, when they challenged you this time after they set their same prize “if I win, you serve me instead of Lucifer” as if you worked for them? You agreed regardless, just for the amusement of it. “You know what I’m in a humbling mood, I’ll do it! but when I win, you give me your third part of hell, and maybe your skull.” You sounded amused, which was just a little concerning for the demon challenging you.

Lucifer cracked a very proud smile, it sure would be lovely to rule along your side officially, maybe your get rid of Azazel together too. “Are we sure that’s even allowed-“ Beelzebub looked around the room, waiting for somebody to say you couldn’t. Waiting for Lucifer or Azazel to defend him but all he got was a head tilt from Lucifer, examining him. “So Beelzebub, do you accept the terms of this challenge?” You ask dryly, sick of waiting for his jaw to snap back into place.

“Ambitious thing, you are. And dumb, very dumb. I accept your terms, ‘your majesty’” he replied mockingly, that cocky tone wasn’t gonna help him in any way. “You have a smart mouth, but can you hold your own against me without the help of the Morningstar?” He spat. “Are you proposing a ability based game, Beelzebub? And you say I am the dumb one..” you trail off.

The fight was over in seconds. You got the first move as the challenged, your very much useful ability, agony, making this a swift fight, with your simple command Beelzebub was brought to his knees. “Nobody said anything about pacing, right? Fair game?” You looked around the room, casually as Beelzebub succumbed to the pain, the few present had no complaints.

He had to call it though, the match would last as long as he held off, Beezelbub could chose to continue suffering until one of you tired and ended him or give up. “I will literally drive you insane, Kay? Just give up already I’m bored.”

“Beezelbub, stop making a fool of yourself and call it.” Said Azazel, sounding just annoyed.

You were sat on the floor near him. “Do u want me to help you? I’ll take myself out and everything!” He seemed to be annoyed by your teasing for some reason. “This is really sad, remind me again why and how he was allowed to co-rule?” You giggled then stoped smiling suddenly very serious and looked at him tilting your head. “I think I won, so I’m gonna stop now yeah? And if you try to strike back I will turn your insides into outsides.”

“Of course you caught yourself a crazy one.” Azazel muttered to Lucifer who was just amused watching and listening to you.

“Insanity is a beautiful thing in hell. It’s oddly satisfying isn’t it? How she talks and acts, fits right in, but can also be levelheaded enough to get things done, and done well at that, she can be as calm and collected as me when she really wants to, but what’s the point of that now? She’s simply having fun.”

Indeed you were. Beezelbub gasped for breath when you released the grip of agony you had over him. “I’d end you right now but.. I think it’ll be fun to watch you mope around while I proudly take your title as co-ruler and do your job better!” You patted his head and smiled. “Challenge me again and I will take it with my bare hands though, understand?”

You simply turned and skipped over to Lucifer giving him no time to respond. Sitting on their lap you kissed their cheek and looked up. “How’d I do!?” Azazel laughed. “Using agony first move? Nasty trick.” You frowned. “Yeah well I was- am tired of his shit!” You huffed and slumped against Lucifer’s shoulder, then they spoke. “Azazel, do us a favor and take him with you on your way out, we thank you.” Azazel did just that, and Lucifer locked all entrances once they left.

“That was certainly a show, dearest, how’s your head?” Agony took concentration, it wasn’t as easy as just commanding it upon someone, you needed to find their own, exploit it, and enhance it, giving you the worse headaches, it’s why you usually stuck with driving your opponents to their own demise, insanity came as second nature.

“Tortured! And it’s supposed to be my job to deliver it, not experience it!.. he’s lucky I didn’t end him.” You mumbled that last part, Lucifer sighed. “Must you be so pessimistic, have you forgotten you’ve won against one of the rulers of hell already? And you did it wonderfully.. such good girl.” Their lips met your neck and shoulders with open mouthed kisses while you fell silent.

“You definitely deserve a reward, don’t you think.. my queen?” you whimpered in response, hands coming up to undo their clothes while they practically tore away your own, leaving you in nothing but your underwear. Lucifer’s hands made their way between your thighs, rubbing tight circles on your clit thought your underwear. “I want you to ruin these.”

“ooh please- daddy!” You cried. “Oh? That’s new, whats going on in that little head of yours, Darling?” that signature amused tone and smirk coming through as they spoke. “I want- I pick my reward. Want you to fill me up.” you moan grinding your hips against the bulge you were suddenly made aware of, making them hiss and grip your hips. “One hell of a request, pet.” Lucifer hummed and made quick work of the remaining clothes getting rid of them before pulling you fully onto their lap, you wasted no time on teasing or prep, supporting yourself on their shoulders slowly sinking onto their cock.

You ground your hips onto theirs while you adjusted, pulling a hiss from Lucifer. Their hands grip your hips forcing you to a stop. “Don’t be greedy, my darling. Don’t forget who’s in control here.” You nodded, just wanting them to fuck you senseless already. “I’ll be good, promise” you whined and pouted, wishing they’d just take you. “Don’t make me regret letting you be on top.”

“I want you to breed me- please Luci..” the second you started riding them, Lucifer started pounding into your cervix, hard and fast ready to comply with your begging. You cried out when you felt the pain and pleasure shoot through your body. “Don’t worry, pet. I’ll make sure you can feel me dripping out of you for days.” The grip they had on your hips was painful, definitely going to bruise, as they repeatedly slammed you down to meet their thrusts.

“Everyone’s gonna know the new queen of hell likes getting stuffed until she can’t walk, do you want that? my pretty little whore.” You only whimpered at their words, earning yourself a slap against your thigh. “Answer me, doll.” Lucifer pounded into you with abandon making your body tense you moaned out. Another slap and a twitch of their hand before they gripped onto you again. “Yes yes! I want- daddy!” You cried, practically falling onto them as your body move on it’s own chasing your high.

“Finish that thought, pet.” You clenched around them and their hips stuttered for only a second before going back to their bruising pace. All you could hear was their groans and hisses, your moans and the sound of skin slapping. Kissing over their neck you decided to mark them as they would you, making them moan. “Such a good whore, aren’t you? So pretty for me..” a hand ran down the line of your spine making you shiver and sigh, such a soft gesture, silently reassuring.

“Go on, pet.” Oh, you’d almost forgotten. “What do you want, pretty?” “I want them to know I’m all yours.” You stuttered and Lucifer hummed in response. “Oh they know.” There was a smugness in their voice, but you didn’t understand why just yet. You wondered what they meant only for a second before they angled their hips, hitting constantly right against your g-spot.

“Oh fuck W-wait- luce!” Your legs were shaking, it was too much. You couldn’t keep moving. “What’s wrong pet? Too weak to keep going?” You knew it wasn’t really a question. So you didn’t answer.

Lucifer did it all for you. Their hand sneaking between your legs rubbing your clit. That was all you needed before you screamed, your grip on their hair tightened and your body curled into them, your orgasm triggered their own and the feeling of them filling you up made your eyes roll back as your forehead rested on their chest, panting. You swore you lost all your senses for a minute before you felt their hand squeeze your hip.

You hummed, spreading lazy kisses all over their chest while you both recovered, and after a while you noticed it. “Did you-“ they chuckled. “About half an hour ago.” Hell has never been quiet, but it’s never this loud, not near the throne room anyways, not unless Lucifer summons them. You turned red. Opting to just stay hidden in their neck until the embarrassment faded. “I thought it was proper way to officially welcome their new queen, no?” That fucking smirk.

You hummed, spreading lazy kisses all over their chest while you both recovered, and after a while you noticed it. “Did you-“ they chuckled. “About half an hour ago.” Hell has never been quiet, but it’s never this loud, not near the throne room anyways, not unless Lucifer summons them. You turned red. Opting to just stay hidden in their neck until the embarrassment faded. “I thought it was proper way to officially welcome their new queen, no?” That fucking smirk.

[poptartkingsworld]

Hello again poptartking. Imma tell you right now, love your writings. And I was wondering, do you have any head cannons for Lucifer during the paws and claws event? 👀✨

I'm so glad you love my writing 🤭

Wolf!Lucifer has me goin BONKERS

I think it would be so cute if whenever he's fucking his cock into you, his tail is wagging like crazy !

Oooh and the growls ♡♡♡

More like whines tho, I absolutely headcanon that he's way more sensitive. So his usual grunts and growls are just high whines and whimpers that flow right into your ear like a melody <3

In this form, it is a perfect opportunity to ride him.

Watch his eyes cross and drool drip down his cheeks as his claws dig right into your skin aauAh

And bby boy is super cuddly after the deed, curling up and holding you close and whispering "Mine. Mine. All mine. ♡"

[yandereloversblog]

Hey there! May I please have 💗, 💖, 🌹 and 🔨 for Beel from Obey Me? You did amazing with the Mammon, Satan and Lucifer Headcanons!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

𝐁𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐳𝐞𝐛𝐮𝐛

AKXJALJAA THANK YOU! But Beel my bby I missed you ;; I love him so much- I can't help but make Beel [and a few others] soft yanderes no matter what so these are rather short ;;

𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 💗 -> 𝙱𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚣𝚎𝚋𝚞𝚋

No surprise but Beel really loves watching you cook him something and then treating him [Doesn't matter how simple or bad it may taste, he literally rates anything above Solomon's cooking], then sitting down next to him, infront or even in his lap, as soon as you're close and eating together, of course he's not trying to steal your portion but if you want to feed him go ahead. Another thing may probably be to always show him physical affection whenever you see him.

𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐞𝐬 💖 -> 𝙱𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚣𝚎𝚋𝚞𝚋

Ngl Beel has probably thought of eating you, whenever he bites into your skin the demonic sensation hit him, of course there's no way he'd do that since Beel wants the two of you to forever be with each other while you're next to him, but being the Avatar of Gluttony comes with a price.

𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐛𝐣𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐨𝐛𝐬𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧🌹-> 𝙱𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚣𝚎𝚋𝚞𝚋

You're treated so fucking well- even when you're kidnapped, Beel puts an importance in your meals and health, sometimes he brings you gifts, mostly food but if you ever told him you liked something he'd get that to you too, never touches you without you letting him -unless his patiences run thin but he has a lot of them-, at this point just develop Stockholm Syndrome and give in.

𝐓𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐎𝐧 🔨 -> 𝙱𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚣𝚎𝚋𝚞𝚋

There's something about you being so much smaller than Beel is [That man is huge you can't convince me otherwise] which makes the gluttony demon want to hold you close, protect you even, of course your own fear that he might actually do the opposite and crush you completely also adds to the factor

[bubbl3gum-h3arts]

Watching a Movie with the Obey Me! Brothers

word count: 490

warnings: mentions of sex for mammon

a/n: sorry that these are short, hopefully they’re good tho! 

Lucifer

– Lucifer is the type of man who would watch those old(er) movies. The more serious ones that are longer and have more serious topics. Take The Sound of Music, for example.

– Fancy snacks. Not fancy like British tea party snacks but full on meals. Lucifer doesn’t like the cheap stuff.

– Cuddling is a maybe. It depends on what he’s doing. I honestly see him working while you watch the movie. While he does like longer movies, he still has to work. So he tries to find a way to balance both.

Mammon

– good luck getting him to sit through a movie. i don’t think he’d be able to sit through the whole thing. It’s possible he’d want to do something else, like playing a game or fucking

– oh yeah. there will be a lot of snacks. i see him not leaning towards one type of food either. i think he’d just bring whatever he thought looked good or somehow valuable and eat it

– he’d definitely cuddle you if you asked, but he’d grumble about it. “Ya want me to cuddle ya? Dumb human. Fine, c’mere.” 

Leviathan

– mmm i think he’d rather play a video game than watch a movie

– BUT!! but! he’d watch some sort of sci-fi fic with you no problem! 

– snacks would consist of the usual things you’d see in a movie theater: popcorn, slushies, chocolate/candy

– would definitely cuddle you. he likes to lay on your chest and have you play with his hair while he moves his fingers between yours and traces the lines of your palms

Satan

– he’d watch a movie but he might not care unless it’s historical/nonfiction

– sort of grumpy movie watcher. however, he’d like the snacks and the opportunity to relax for a minute so he wouldn’t complain all that much

– satan is overworked idc 

– for snacks i don’t really see him eating anything but he’d get you whatever you wanted and he’d make sure it was the best kind/brand out there

Asmodeus

– good GOD

– any kind of movie is fine with him as long as he can touch you somehow

– lots and LOTS of cuddles throughout the movie, along with fluffy pillows and blankets 

– he’d eat whatever you wanted “as long as it doesn’t make him break out after” 

Beel

– comes for the food, stays for the food, and will do whatever you want after for the food 

– any movie is fine as long as there’s food

– will definitely share his food with you; he loves seeing you indulge in his sin

– sweet bby

– he’d let you cuddle him if you wanted, also. i don’t see him having any problems with it

Belphie

– SWEETEST BBY

– would nap through the whole thing then feel bad about it after and ask to watch it again

– this results in an endless circle of playing a movie and him sleeping through it and asking to try again

– he tries his best

[levinyathan]

Demon Brothers when MC is watching Happy Tree Friends.

I like Happy Tree Friends and this is just an excuse so I can write it lol. Sorry for any error grammars 🙇‍♀️.

- Lucifer

Seriously MC? Why would you watch a kid show smh.

Wait what the fuck.

Hates the show since he feels so dumbfounded.

"Isn't this a kid show? What if kids mistaken this as a friendly cartoon series? Seriously, what is wrong with you humans..." *Christian mom sighs*

Doesn't like it at the slightest because this show is really dumb like how could they die so easily? Did they seriously die because getting tripped?

He hates Nutty, Shifty, and Lifty because they reminds him of Mammon's and Beel's similar shenanigans.

He likes Blue Tiger, probably.

Thinks you are weird but whatever.

Invites you to watch some musical drama or operas instead because he thinks it's way more better than watching whatever that is.

- Mammon

"Lmaooo MC why are you watching a kid show? What are you, six--?"

*demon screeching noises*

Finds it so fucking creepy and disturbing, even though he is a demon who probably torture someone at least once.

"Are you scared?" "Wh- What?! Pssh, of course not. There is nothin' that The Great Mammon is scared 'bout! Why should I even scared over this puny little kinder show?"

Watches it with you to prove that he isn't scared at all. Which he is scared

He is holding your hand firmly, you can feel his hand trembling in fear.

He loves Lifty the most and hates when he dies. He consider to love Shifty too but he hates how greedy he is to the point where he doesn't mind to kill his own twin just for money and treasure.

"NO NO NO NO DON'T DIE OH FUCK- oh he is alive. WAIT OH NO NO NO SHIT DON'T YA DIE ON ME LIFTY!!"

Very emotional over 2 and a half minutes video.

Is scared of Fliqpy and you.

- Leviathan

He recognize the show because he once mistaken that as a short anime show because of this Japanese stickers.

Boi is traumatized back then, but he could manage to watch it calmly now.

Making cringing sounds like "ugh." "blegh." "ouch." "what the fuck."

He likes "False Alarm" episode the best because Nutty is a gamer and sad that he isn't a game addict anymore.

Due to his broken humor, he always laughs or giggles when Handy realized he doesn't have hands and getting grumpy for it, or when Nutty tripped and dies.

He sometimes reads the doujinishi / fanart comics about it because he finds it more interesting by plot.

"MC, I don't want to judge your preference really but...are you serious you like this kind of show?"

If you do, then he just sticks with it and binges the show just so he can talk more with you.

If you just watch it because you are bored and out of the blue, he will recommend you some gore animes instead.

- Satan

Confused at first because why are watching a kids show? Are you trying to be nostalgic or something?

But when he realizes what are you watching about, he finds the show interesting.

"This is very surprising and interesting. May I join in?"

Binges the whole series with you.

Did he laughs when they all die? yes.

He loves Fliqpy and Mr. Pickles the most. He thinks they are very creative by how they murdered the others.

He loves beauty. Beauty is art. Killing is art. And they have a high quality art at torturing and killing others.

Satan hates Lumpy the most since he finds Lumpy so ignorant and stupid.

"This is a good reference for pranking Lucifer." *insert devilish smirk in here*

- Asmodeus

"Hm? MC are you watching a cartoon show? awwwe you are sooo cute! Look at all of these animals! They are super cute--- wait...what? wh- what is going on here?"

Poor bby is shocked and disgusted.

He only watch the part where they are not die yet because he just loves cute things like this!!

But when the gore part shows, he will skip that and jump into another episode.

He doesn't scared or feeling weird at all, he just finds it disgusting by how the organ and bloods are literally everywhere. Not to mention the ungodly screams and faces they make when the died.

Loves Giggles and Lammy the most. They are just so pretty and cute.

Thinks Disco Bear is just like him but the Elvis version.

"Sweetheart...why do you watch that? I mean, it's not pretty at all. Look at all of those mess :("

He swears if he ever dies, he will make sure he won't die like how they did.

Feels sad because he thinks if this show isn't gory then he might loves it.

- Beelzebub

Thought it's a kid show just like the others, but not surprised when it's actually very violent.

Joins in with some popcorns at his hands.

As long as he can spend his time with you, he truly never cares what show it is.

He likes Flippy and Toothy the most. He finds them sweet and kind hearted.

Always hates when Toothy cries.

Is sad when they die though.

"Oh no, that is tragic. Poor them :("

Is scared that you will ended up like them too. What if you die when you take a lift because the lift suddenly closed and you got squished the hell out of you? Please don't :(

Really hates Fliqpy by how violent he is, and empathized Flippy because his backstory oh god :(

"MC, I think you need to stay with me more so I can protect you. What if you ended up like them? Humans are fragile, they can die easily." "It's okay Beel, it's not like I will shove my own head to a blender and died because the blender suddenly turned on and slices my face."

- Belphegor

Cute, he can watch this as a bedtime story.

Nevermind that because what the fuck is that?

Surprised at the first, but find it amusing later just like Satan.

He likes Flaky since she is the smartest one and probably the only one who has common sense.

Finds the others stupid by how they died because being so careless.

He just loves when they panicking and dying.

"Hah. Deserves you right. That's what you got for being stupid and careless."

Doesn't like the ungodly screams however, he finds that noisy.

Pretends that he couldn't sleep because the show is terrifying and wants to cuddle with you so he will feel safe.

Which he is lying, of course.

[symphonicmetal101]

RANKED

Worst to Best: Storytelling

Based on: emotion, immersion, staying on topic, interest/dtamatics

11. Beel: not very good at telling stories, as he finds the main point, illustrates it as quickly as possible in the most monotone voice ever. In some ways its nice but sometimes you want a little drama. "I scored the final touchdown and won the game :)" and then move on to monchin his sandwich.

10. Belphie: Better at emoting than his twin, but too lazy to add any sort of flair, resulting in the same sort of barebones "story" as Beel's.

9. Lucifer: would be good at storytelling if he didnt always find something to be sad or salty about while hes telling it. His stories always end up being bittersweet, as theyre all about his past.

8. Diavolo: though being a royal has its perks, a strict father makes it difficult to have childhood stories that dont come with sneaking around and/or disappointment. Stories that happen now are either somewhat mundane for most people, like "I got to have fast food for the first time! :D" (but I love him so I would listen to his story anyways, dw bby boi). Other stories are hard to follow, as he bounces from subject to subject excitedly, so you might have to remind him what the original story was gonna be bc of the tangent he went off on.

7. Mammon: has a lot of interesting stories both from his past and more recent endeavours. Very enthused to share them, but also gets side tracked easily, starting one story that accidentally ends in a totally different one.

6. Barbatos: has a ton of hot gossip that makes for good conversation, but anything from his past does not make for too much of a happy story. Doesnt really remember his childhood, nor does he want to. If you can get him to talk about what he likes to do, he is able to tell some very interesting and engaging stories about himself. (Also didnt Barb say he used to dance/alluded to working at The Fall at one point? Thats one hell of a story in itself. If it wasnt Barb it was Luci, idk)

5. Simeon: as an author, he knows how to set a scene, a mood, stick to a plot line *once its been established*. Hes a pretty good story teller, with a lot of ebb and flow to his voice. He is able to catch and keep your interest quickly, but sometimes as he tells stories he gets another idea for the way it "should" have gone, and sometimes that takes away from his focus in the moment, so the story will be dry and boring for a minute before he gets back into it properly.

4. Levi: once you get him going, its hard to get him to stop, and who would want him to? He uses various hand gestures as he gets more and more into the story hes telling, whether its one of his own from times at sea or a retelling of something hes watched/read/played. As long as you reassure him that youre interested in what hes saying as he goes by asking questions and listening, hes happy to go on and on. If its some sort of water trick, he will absolutely dive into Henrys tank, demonstrate it, and hop back out/lean over the edge of the tank to continue the story without missing a beat. (Also, goldfish grow to the size of their tank so WHY the fuck does Henry 2.0 need such a big tank??? Levi??? You planning to ride a giant ass goldfish into your next battle? Or is Henry 2.0 secretly Lotans next giant treat- bc goldfish are so fatty it would be fucking junk food for your sea serpant- but like why the hell do you need a giant goldfish? Is the fish holding you hostage? Threatening you? "Give me big tank or else blub blub motherfucker " ????? Anyways)

3. Asmo: also has hot gossip, but he mixes it into his stories well, and he has plenty from parties hes been to, to Solomons embarrassing moments, to anything hes seen on social media- hes full of stories. He also has a mind like a trap, so if you want him to tell a story again, he can do it almost word for word but with the same energy from the first time. Very engaging and fun to listen too.

2. Satan: has read enough books to recount many from heart. He enjoys doing different voices and often does it subconsciously; if you point it out he'll get flustered and be hesitant to do it again, actively trying not to until he gets pulled into the story again. His enthusiasm makes it very engaging, and he knows how to make the mood right for the scene hes telling.

1. Solomon: yeah ok I had to make the bastard the best at something, and here it is. Having been alive in the human realm for centuries, in contact with demons and angels alike, and a magic user, he has *plenty* of stories to tell and knows exactly how to tell them in order to leave you wanting more. With certain stories he will use magic to animate the story in front of you as he speaks. (Kinda like that scene with Elsa in Frozen 2 when shes singing Into the Unknown). He loves to leave his stories with cliffhangers or tell them so that they sound questionable enough youre not sure if he made it up or if it actually happened. Is almost always down to tell you a story.

[elsecrytt]

Cat(3) Mini Manifesto

A collection of Cat(3) pairing moments (there IS some satan/solomon in this, though it could be read as platonic or romantic depending on your read of satan)

SPOILERS FOR: "Wishes" Memory UR devilgram (it's the one with Satan and Solomon on it, and a giant cat), Solomon's Bday event, the current anniversary event

Warnings: long post~

OKAY SO. starting from between Satan and Solomon during Sol's bday, there was the following exchange:

Pictured here: Satan, "not blushing":

when even luke can tell ur being tsundere,,, satan bby u could get tips from mammon at this point -

Near the beginning of this event, when you're setting up Sol's bday party with the brothers, Satan agrees to help right away.

He specifically says that Solomon is always doing things to help you guys out. It's pretty apparent that Satan has quite a lot of respect for the sorcerer, and even appreciation for his intellect.

Fun little HC: Satan knows that Solomon wants a pact with Lucifer, and likes the idea of getting Solomon to go after him, instead.

Note that in this event, Lucifer doesn't publicly give Solomon a card. When it's delivered later, the message is direct and impersonal >.> methinks Mammon wasn't the only one jealous -

The point being, Satan gets along quite well with Solomon, and even admires him to some degree, which Solomon quite appreciates (he expresses to you later just how thankful all these well-wishes make him feel, and Satan's message was probably the most personal).

Solomon also says "That does sound like something you would say, Satan" - implying he knows Satan pretty well... perhaps he's been paying more attention to him than he realizes >.>

ANYWAYS. To continue!

In the Devilgram for the "Wishes" card - I forget the exact name, but Satan and Solomon are on it, along with big cat.

Here's were some genuinely fun dynamics start to show up.

GOD I FUCKING LOVE IT WHEN. MC can act wacky like this. Satan's response is disappointing but Solomon doesn't miss a beat clarifying, and Satan gets right into it~

And then we get more of Solomon knowing Satan pretty well - after all, he DID name the group chat "Cat(3)"!

(It should be noted though, in season 1, and Satan's early devilgrams, his interest in cats is a surprise to MC - he seems to be more open about it, at least to his brothers, as seasons go on)

MC is allowed to totally empathize with Satan (it's cat(3) after all hehe) and Solomon is just hanging out there, empathizing with it.

If you pick the option to say you're not sure if you can do it, you get an encouraging remark from Solomon, ever the supporter~

And if you ask Satan for another wish, he says he's totally fine... and Solomon insists, a good sorcerer of the people does NOT let hopeful Satans go wanting!! (while snickering to himself lol)

THEY ARE!!! ADORABLE TRIO!!! AN ABSOLUTE TREAT!! And it's not over here.

When you give Satan his giant cat, he's positively delighted, and Solomon actually seems to find him quite charming.

Honestly he totally is. Satan fawning over adorable giant kitty,,, hnnnng,,, totally heart-melting tbh. And he wants you to join in, too!!

I love!!! Normally calm intellectuals fawning over the things they love and gushing about them to other people! IDEAL!!! RELATIONSHIP!

One person going giddy (or as close to "giddy" as Solomon's old man face can express) while the other two are just happy to be helping,,,,

And of course, later on, when you offer to re-cast the spell that made the cat giant, Solomon steps in with the Wisdom, gets you to temper yourself.

MC is often prone to overreaching, in various ways that can totally get them killed (even if you don't choose those options all of the time... SEE: Season 1 lol), and Satan and Solomon together - despite being a little bit wacky in their own ways - still try to hold you back.

And of course, Satan and MC combined can be an absolute MENACE, worthy of the Avatar of Wrath and his master

Solomon's expression when he asks you what you want with the stone is absolutely hilarious. He's very genuinely concerned XD

It's not surprising given his age, but Solomon's basically the Adult of the group, when you and Satan go feral/ultra mischievous. Tbh it's pretty great.

sDiavolo here promises not to tell Lucifer if he overhears what Satan wants to do, which was a touch I totally squeed at.

Lucifer!!! Just!! Likes to play!! With his son brother!! This is how Satan asks for attention interacts with him! Tsuntsun wrath demon is too proud to say "I love you dad" after all his teen angst so he throws curses at him!!! it's heartwarming!!!

Solomon: Are you... not going to protect your right hand man from his evil son Avatar of Wrath brother?

Diavolo: Solomon they're demons this is how they show affection :)

Solomon, who has a healthy respect for Satan's intelligence and ability to cause problems on purpose: Um,

MC: Count me in!!!

Satan: :D

Solomon: UM,

Pictured above: Solomon desperately calculating how to save Cat(3) from their own internal insanity.

It's an absolutely hilarious day when Solomon has to be the voice of reason in the group. With Satan being so normally rational, and his apprentice being normally reasonably nice, he's definitely in for the trip of a lifetime XD

They're just all!! Unique brands of feral/weird!! Satan, Solomon, and MC all bring so many fun attitudes and abilities to the table.

Plus the fact that Lucifer is a pretty important person to each of them, but in drastically different ways LMAOOO. Their motivations may diverge, but they're here for one another anyways - to enable, and sometimes, perhaps,,, to balance XD

MC is definitely a positive influence in Satan's life and as Solomon's apprentice I daresay you're a grounding figure in Solomon's life, or even the central focus of his thoughts a lot of the time.

You'd all work really well together, sometimes disastrously so!! But it'd be so neat to read about, and such a treat to be a part of~

[gnocchighoul]

Might i request an hc on HOW EACH OF THE BOYS WOULD REACT TO WALKING IN ON MC SLEEPING PANTLESS bc they passed tf out after mastrubating 😘😘

ofc you can bby 😘

This post is just for the 7 brothers, if you want hcs for Volo, Barb, Simeon, and Solomon too, just lmk 💙

warnings: somnophilia, dubious consent

~

Lucifer

Oh, you sweet thing. Toys? Really? After he specifically told you to wait? Now that just won't do.

So desperate that you refused to wait for him—well, then. He’s going to have to punish you now, isn’t he?

He uses your toy—thrusting it in and out of you, burying it deep inside your pussy, watching the way you clench around the vibrating object. Fucks you slowly awake—whimpering and jerking your hips against the intrusion that has you so full, sparks shooting up your spine. He takes his time, a hand on your hip—stilling your sleepy rutting.

He’s going to take you to the edge at his pace—toying with your clit, the slow drag of the toy against your velvety warm walls, right up against that little spot that makes you see stars, and then—

Nothing. You’re clenching open air.

He knocks your hand away when you reach for your clit with a desperate whine.

You didn’t really think it would be that easy now, did you?

Mammon

Oh, Mammon. Sweet Mammon.

He wasn’t going to do anything. Honest.

But you were just right there, so soft and warm and when he snuggled up to you, you had curled up against him so sweetly—

He rubs his half-hard erection against your glistening slit, slowly, so as not to wake you. Slipping through your sticky folds, bumping against your clit. Rutting mindlessly, lazily, until the head of his throbbing cock catches inside of your stretched out pussy and he’s groaning, bucking his hips up into your slick heat.

His cock is swallowed up by your dribbling cunt, hips pressed flush against your ass. His fingers move down to where you’re connected, flicking and rolling your clit around. You mewl in your sleep and clench—his hips stutter, pace faltering as he shoves his cock as deep as he can, filling you up with his cum.

Levi

He’s jealous... of a toy. That’s a first. 

The offending piece of pink silicone is still near your hand, glistening with your juices, and—

Oh. You’re not wearing any pants.

Hehehehehe. 

Levi doesn’t hesitate to shake you awake. As soon as you’re back in the world of the conscious, he’s slipping long, slender fingers inside of you, groaning at how tight and wet you feel around him. You cover your face when he spreads you open wide, watching how your pussy desperately clenches and twitches for something, anything.

You won’t have to beg much for him to fuck you—he’ll be more than happy to. He’s got a real cock and he knows how to use it, that’s so much better than any dumb old toy~

Satan

:)

Good thing you managed a short nap. Don’t expect much more sleep.

He takes you roughly—tanktop pushed up to your chin, as he sinks you down on his cock again and again. 

Crushing your body into the mattress, pinning your wrists above your head with one hand. Buries his cock in you from behind, fingers digging into the soft flesh of your hips. Strokes your spine and fists his other hand into your hair. Snaps his hips into your own until your knees give out. He holds you with one hand, the other sliding down your front to rub at your clit until you’re a keening, writhing mess—and he takes you again and again, all night long.

Asmo

Asmo would wake you up gently—pressing small kisses to your eyelids, cheeks, the tip of your nose, until you’re blinking away the sleep. At the first sign of you being awake, he’ll slip down the mattress, pushing your thighs apart with his shoulders, peppering teasing kisses along the soft skin of your inner thighs.

When you whine at him to get to it already, he’ll narrow his eyes—nip at your thigh with sharp incisors, then lick the full length of your slit with the flat of his tongue. Asmo’s fingers press up inside you, curling to reach that wonderful spot he knows you just can’t reach on your own. Laps at your pussy and curls the tip of his tongue around the little nub until fire is pooling in your tummy and your hand lands in his hair, threading through caramel colored locks as you grind against his mouth.

Beel

This goes one of two ways, depending on his mood. Either he’s going to be a sweetie—cover you up and let you sleep, or:

He’s going to wriggle himself into the space between your legs—lapping at the puffy lips of your cunt with his fleshy pink tongue. He takes his time pulling you apart—slow, savoury suckles that are meant to devour. Wet and sloppy.

When you start to squirm, he’ll settle a large hand on your tummy, splaying his fingers out to pin you down and hold you still. You’re not allowed to buck up against his mouth.

He'll keep you there for hours, spurred on by your desperate mewling and sobs.

He can’t help the slow, involuntary rutting of his hips into the mattress, but, he won’t bounce you up and down on the heavy weight of his cock just yet—no, not until you’re sopping wet, your eyes glazed over, and you’re all soft and pliant in his arms.

Belphie

:(

Why didn't you invite him? You know how he loves to watch. 

He could have helped, even—could have sat you in his lap, rubbed lazy circles around your clit while you fucked yourself open.

Did you really think you were going to have all the fun without him? Well, no matter. He’s here now.

Belphie is going to stretch you out on his cock. Smears the tip, dripping with precum, across your wet heat—then sinks into your fucked out, weeping pussy, filling you up nice and snug. Rocking slowly, gently, into your tight, wet heat, toying with your swollen little clit until your hole is twitching, milking him like a good little fucktoy. If you wake up, he’ll stay buried inside of you, balls deep—tell you what a good girl you are and put you back to sleep on his cock.

((part 2 with the undateables))

[asmo-ds]

MC adopts a demon cat as their familiar (so Lucifer can’t automatically get rid of it) but being a cat and a demon, it’s mean to everyone who isn’t MC. MC just coos over their “soft bby” even as it wrecks all the brother’s stuff and curses them with unhealable scratches. MC could totally reign in their cat from hell but they go “but I don’t want to hurt soft bby’s feelings...”

React to MC Getting a Hostile Cat Familiar

PLEASE READ

- Are you fucking joking.

- He doesn’t need Satan whining about how MC gets a cat so he should too.

- Since he knows he can’t do anything he will try to bond with the cat

- When it scratches him the man is so offended

- Does this cat not know who he is? How much power he has?

- He will never try to bond with that thing again

- OH MY DIAVOLO THIS IS HILARIOUS

- “If Lucifer tells ya to get rid of it can I sell it?”

- He is a cat person, as seen in the Mammon and the Cat audio drama, so he’s a bit sad that the cat doesn’t like him

- Is stubborn and refuses to give up trying to pet it and threatens to sell its fur if it doesn’t love him back

- Meh he prefers reptiles and fish

- But he’ll deal with it

- The first time the cat hisses and scratches him he goes on about being a yucky otaku and of course MC’s cat wouldn’t like him

- But eventually he gets really jealous because the cat gets more attention than he does

- Like this snek man will deadass race the cat to MC when they come home from RAD so he can get a hug before the cat

- cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

- In love with the cat and will try to make it love him

- This grown ass man will cry if the cat refuses to bond with him

- He and the cat compete for MC’s affection 

- The only time that the cat and Satan get along is when Satan opens the door to Lucifer’s study and the cat goes in and makes a mess before they escape together bc they’re both devious little shits

- ITS GONNA GET CAT FUR ALL OVER HIS WARDROBE KEEP IT AWAY FROM HIM

- OH HELL NO HE KNOWS THIS STINKY FELINE FUCKER DID NOT JSUT SCRATCH HIS BEAUTIFUL SKIN

- He is terrified of the cat and refuses to be in the same room as it

- If he has to be in the same room though he will use his powers to make it stay still

- He’s more of a dog person, but cats are cute too

- If the cat scratches him he is sad, he just wanted to pet the kitty cat :(

- He will surprisingly drop food on the floor for it during dinner, because he is trying to earn its trust.

- Pouty when MC cuddles it but not him 

- Give the big man a hug pls he is so sad

- Oh my Diavolo, this is great

- Lucifer is so pissed this is so funny omg thank you MC for the entertainment

- He will put the cat on the couch (if it scratches him he’s like whatever i’m a demon I’ll live) so that its fur will get all over the place and scratch it up because he hates everyone but Beel and MC and is a brat

[c4tb0y0]

An unhelpful guide to obey me!

— side characters ¦ demon brothers

Diavolo

✨ Royalty ✨

Besties with Barbatos and Lucifer

Ceo of I don't really know what is going on but I am going to act like I do-

HE'S PRETTY AND HE KNOWS IT

Why is he always smiling even in pain bby you sometimes scare me-

Barbatos

Gives off male wife vibes ngl

Luke is his child you can't convince me that is not true

Ceo of bro I need a vacation these demon brothers come into the house uninvited and mess up the house and-

He is so stylish like I would lowkey turn to him if I wanted to dye my hair

Reminds me of Mrs Rabbit from peppa pig-

Simeon

Angel (no like he is literally an angel.)

Super sweet like I can't even say bad about this man :')

Ceo of I am a grandpa I don't know how to use a phone ToT-

LOWKEY HIS OUTFIT IS WHAT WE CALL ✨A SIN✨ IN HEAVEN.

I want him to be my husband bye 🏃🏽‍♀️💨

Solomon

"you're a wizard Solomon"

Like he is the definition of wild

Ceo of I am trying to kill everyone with my cooking sorry not sorry-

HE IS ROUGE I TELL YOU ROUGE.

But like also he just fucks up on spells like bae pick one struggle not all of them

Luke

He is a very sweet boyo

His cooking is better than Solomons and he is like ten 😭😭

Ceo of woof woof bark bark-

Lowkey I feel like he would be friends with Miya Chinen from sk8

"Micheal would love this" honey,, Micheal can't even remember your name

[scarlett-vixen]

O yah we are not letting lucifer off the hook that easily. Are yall really gonna ignore the fact he almost killed luke, a fucking child, and his own brother over some stoopid ass booklet grimoire. Fam he legit tried to fight a child. He needs to sit his ass down🙃

Im probably pissing off all lucifer fans out here but this is the type of dude thats only acceptable/hot in FICTION. Irl stay the hell away for this type of guy and save urself some peace and time bby.

And tbh any relationship w belphie isnt gonna be healthy unless yall get therapy together. How he just gon kill somebody and then act like he loves them like that just dont sit right. Sumthing not clicking right in his cute sleepy head.

Hehehe I reference his shenanigans in the catacombs (underground tomb whatever you wanna call it) in the fic and boy lemme tell you, I’m pushing Luci off his high horse. I won’t lie Lucifer is in my top 5 out of the 11 possible love interests but that doesn’t mean I won’t call him out for threatening my life multiple times.

Don’t worry everyone is entitled to their own opinion! I know there are people out there who can’t stand Mammon and while I am 100% his slave I still respect their choice! Also yes real guys who show any of this behavior are unacceptable but that’s the fun part about it being a game, it’s not real so you can bend and change things as you wish!!

Tbh everyone needs therapy at this point😂 I can totally see MC dragging the seven brothers to a therapist and being like “none of you leave until we start unpacking this baggage because humans have a short life already AND YOU ARE SHORTENING MINE WITH THIS STRESS!” (Affectionate)

[obeyme-sinners]

How’s about some truth or dare spice? MC and the bois (bby Luke isn’t included) all play truth or dare in game night. MC is dared to moan out the name of anybody in the room as loudly and lewdly as she can! How do they react?

Welp, took me a while to get everything out! But here we go, I switched up some of my format to go with this one 😘 kinda wrote this in such a way that our MC kinda went uh. In for a dime, in for a dollar? So they went all in 😂

"Oh, fuck, Lucifer!"

Outwardly all he does is smirk and kinda laugh because of course you would choose to try to tease him. Internally though, he's fucking reeling. Damn, your voice sounded so good moaning his name, he can't help but wonder what the real thing would sound like...

"Ngh, oh Mammon-"

Queue the instant combustion. His face is red, he's probably already snapping at his brothers to shut up already when he meets your eye again and goes silent. Because fuck, how is he supposed to function after that? He's two seconds away from either melting into the floor or throwing you over his shoulder and walking away.

"Haa, Levi!"

Even just the shortened version of his name is enough to leave him thoroughly shaken. He'll have his arms crossed over his lap to hide the ah, *ahem* effects of your cry. Unlike Mammon he'll probably have to take a little bit of a walk away to cool off before he straight up implodes after that.

"Mmm... Satan!"

Oh. Oh, he wasn't entirely expecting that. He was not ready, but holy- give him a second to get his pink cheeks under control. His comeback isn't as smooth as he would like, but he most definitely gives you a smirk, an invitation to let him make you sound much more pleasured than that once you're done here.

"Asmo~ fuck, yes!"

Hmm, oh yes~ he's very happy with that, but you were missing a little bit of passion in there! As I've mentioned, Asmo probably lives his life with at least a partial erection and that. That sound is just the thing for him to get fully hard, he wants to jump you where you sit. Only the influence of his brothers (and guests) will stop him.

"Hnn, Beel~"

Oh, that's going to be drawing out his shy side. He'll be staring at the ground, shocked that you chose his name to moan out in such a way. How is he supposed to respond in such a situation? He kind of wants to take you into another room, but he knows that his brothers' teasing would be merciless.

"Ah! B-Belphegor!"

Big fuckin oof. That'll get him in an unexpected way. He's both smug that everybody else got to hear you choose him to call for but now he's in the dangerous position of either acting smug or seeming like he could care less. He probably chooses to act cool, if only to save face - but inside he's burning up.

"Hahh... Dia!"

Mhmhmhm... that's good, he must admit. He won't bother to hide the fact that yeah, he liked that. He liked the fact that it's his name that sounds so lovely on your lips as you moan. Maybe after this, he can whisk you away to the castle for the night, he'd love to hear your voice echo in his own halls...

"Mnn- Barbatos~"

Oops, you've targeted the servant and he... doesn't know how to deal with that. He won't show it on the inside, but the little bit of attention that brought to him is doing things to him. And hearing you like that only makes him crave more, now that he's had a taste. He's a demon as well, he has his temptations.

"Ohhh, Solomon, fuck!"

For a split second surprise registers on his face, before he recovers and just gives you that cool smile of his. He'll probably make some snarky remark like 'sounds a little pitchy, dear' but he's fully intending on fucking some noises out of you later, whenever he can get his hands on you without the brothers around.

"Ahhh... Simeon, please!"

Boom. Instant combustion. He wasn't expecting to hear his name from you, and honestly it flusters him a surprising amount. It also gets him thinking, so even while he's blushing like mad his mind is wandering in rather inappropriate (that's the POINT-) directions, which only makes it worse.