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Remember those new releases on my YouTube channel I was gonna reveal soon?

Well, here you go~!

Consider checking my YouTube channel out if you're interested~!

Here is a fast way to do so - https://www.youtube.com/@Lu-Zijing/community

(The sketches are from Monkie Kid (LMK) and Heaven Official's Blessing (TGCF), the two shows the videos are about-! The bow is a raw sketch of my logo, though the character holding it is also canonically using a bow!)

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Here are some more I like!

Jay Chou/周杰倫

The King of Mandopop!

OSN/高爾宣

Mixer/麋先生

I have a huge crush on their lead singer Sheng Hao. Look at this guy

Young Drug/回春丹

MATZKA

I just found out about Matzka last night. It’s Taiwanese Reggae and the members are all Indigenous from the Paiwan tribe. I’m obsessed. I’m about to listen to this all day.

NEXT GIRLZ/未來少女

So as I understand it this is actually a competition TV show from last summer with multiple nine-member girl groups competing? But some of these groups have had some bops. The groups are

babyMINT/薄荷水晶

SUNNY PARFUM/日光之橙 - WINNER

GENBLUE/幻藍小熊

TWINKLE BLACK/黑曜精靈

CRIMZON/緋紅魅影

PURPLE CRUSH/紫月光

CRYXTAL/幽靈水晶

Here’s a Spotify playlist of Next Girlz songs if you’re into C-Pop girl groups

You should also know about:

Power Station/動力火車

They’re indigenous- from the Paiwan tribe!

A-Lin/黃麗玲

She’s indigenous- of Amis descent!

Eric Chou/周興哲

Crowd Lu/盧廣仲

Spotlight on Taiwanese Artists

I’ve wanted to make this post for a long time.

If you’ve been considering broadening your musical horizons, think about trying these, MY top 4 (admittedly #basic) Taiwanese artists. I was going to do a top 5, but actually I love these four so much more than anyone else, they’re in a tier of their own.

1. Jolin Tsai/蔡依林

This lady is like the Britney Spears of Taiwan, a gay icon, a fashion icon, and absolutely GORGEOUS. Known as the “Queen of C-Pop”, she’s been around forever and I hope she doesn’t go anywhere!

Recommended Songs: She has recorded 210 songs and I can’t even BEGIN to choose the best ones. But I’ll try; here are some hits:

I’d also recommend the video for that one ^^

2. Accusefive/告五人

These guys are hot on the scene right now and I’m obsessed! They’re relatively new (formed in 2017) and all over the place. They will even be performing at midnight at Taipei’s massive 2024 New Year’s party, which is kind of a huge honor. I actually really love how catchy their songs are and the way they keep it simple and use repetition. I also live for the way the male and female singers’ voices blend!

Recommended Songs:

3. EggPlantEgg/茄子蛋

These guys are great. They’re on hiatus as of 2022 but they’ve got some great indie stuff in Hokkien/Minnan/Taiwanese. They’re actually hugely responsible for the resurgence in “T-Pop” in Taiwan!

Recommended Songs:

4. Mayday/五月天

I don’t know this for a fact but this has GOT to be Taiwan’s most famous band. They’ve been around forever. I really don’t know what to say about them, everyone just knows them. They’ve toured all over the world, have broken countless records, and have influenced entire genres of music in the Chinese-speaking world.

Recommended Songs:

lmao I’ve hit the Audio Limit actually but You Get It

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竹子湖賞海芋、國家公園賞櫻、文化後山看夜景，另外隱藏在山林的咖啡廳好浪漫

TEXT/   GISELE LU 選個好天氣去陽明山走走吧！撥個一天時間慢慢的走國家公園，清晨時分微微飄散著山嵐霧氣的蜿蜒山路、稍微冷冽的沁涼空氣、略微刺鼻的硫磺氣息，正中午時帶個小輕食，在擎天岡上巧遇漫步的牛隻、在冷水坑上眺望遠方金山海岸線，晚上時在文化後山看朦朧夜色中的璀璨都市夜景。陽明山除了這些自然景點，也有許多隱藏在山林之中的隱藏版咖啡廳，想要短暫逃離生活上的繁瑣庸碌，從台北出發短短的半小時內車程，就能體驗到這些愜意氛圍，將這幾間收入口袋名單吧。

  BISTRO VINO FIORE 花之最小酒館

由美軍宿舍所改建的Bistro Vino fiore有著寬闊綠意庭園，白色洋房、壁爐煙囪、大片落地窗勾勒出美式的悠閒步調。

夜晚時點起燈火，鵝黃色燭光溫柔的將白色洋房披上了浪漫氛圍。

Bistro Vino fiore不僅僅提供咖啡小點，更是一間道地的餐酒館，餐盤擺設結合了花藝美學，每一道料理都像精美的藝術創作。

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    草山行館

透露著滄桑古意的草山行館，前身是台灣第一座總統府官邸，隨著時代變遷，草山行館轉變為饒富著歷史特色的藝文沙龍，常常舉辦各類型藝術以及創作展覽。保留了古色古香的原木色調裝潢以及風格獨具的日式長迴廊觀景平台，可以遠眺觀音山、社子島、關渡海岸的自然美景，

點一份清淡蔬食的下午茶，在這裡享受一下午的清閒時光。

陽光灑進木製窗框，微微的可看見灰塵慢慢的飄落在古董裝飾，褪色的鍍銅轉盤式電話，輕輕的撥弄發出鏽蝕的低沈凝滯聲，靜靜的訴說著當年記憶。

草山行館 營業資訊 電話:02 2862 2404 ‎ 地址:臺北市北投區湖底路89號 營業時間:週二~日 10:00- 18:00

BRICK YARD 33 1/3 -BY33 美軍俱樂部

佔地廣達900坪的Brick Yard 33 1/3 -BY33，前身為美軍駐台時期的社交娛樂場所，耗時兩年所改建的新風貌洋溢著美式加上Loft的風格，紅色磚瓦、大面積粉光水泥地、三合院所圍繞的露天水池廣場，都透露著歷史的痕跡。

Brick Yard 33 1/3 -BY33不僅擁有濃濃美國風情的黑膠唱片展示區，偌大空間也包含了文創商品區、餐飲區、酒吧區以及不定期舉辦講座的展覽區，這裡不僅提供了咖啡小點，也有各式主餐鹹點及啤酒可以一嚐美式的粗獷豪邁氛圍。

Brick Yard 33 1/3 -BY33美軍俱樂部 營業資訊 電話: ‎02 2861 8282 地址:台北市士林區凱旋路49號 營業時間:平日營業時間11:00-20:00、假日營業時間10:30-20:30

好樣秘境 VVG HIDEAWAY

南法風情的白色玻璃屋空間擁有大片落地窗，陽光透過綠葉枝脈在白牆上撒下了錯落身影，店內也佈置了生活風格選書空間， vvg hideaway無疑是陽明山最具人氣的咖啡廳。

純白亞麻布幔優雅的區分了私密空間，不必特別的找尋鏡頭的最佳角度，在這裡隨意的一個場景都能將生活的閒散風情溫柔框住收藏。

VVG Hideaway 營業資訊 電話: ‎02 2862 6488 地址:台北市菁山路136-1號 營業時間:11:00-20:00

白房子 YANG ＭING CAF’E

由美軍老宿舍所改建的白色洋房，裝潢空間以及建築體結構保留了寬闊簡約的美式風格 。

店內不定期的會展覽藝術家的作品畫作���米白色柔雅色調、垂吊水晶燈、點綴角落的綠意植栽打造了愜意的慢步調氛圍，來這裡別忘記點一份經典招牌德國豬腳，外粗脆內多汁的口感是許多老饕們的口袋名單。

白房子Yang Ming Caf’e 營業資訊 電話:02 2861 1777 地址:台北市士林區愛富二街厚生巷2號 營業時間:10:00~21:00

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高爾夫》裙襬搖搖LPGA第一天，夏多芙七鳥領先、徐薇淩暫居第四

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趙麗穎最近成為了Dior的中國區宣傳大使，她還和Angelababy、劉嘉玲一起為品牌拍攝了一段關於"love"的英文宣傳片。其中有一句"what would you do for love？"，3個人的英文發音沒有對比就沒有傷害，引起了網友的熱議。不過橘子君不是想討論他們的口語，而是我在搜"趙麗穎 英文"的時候，發現了趙麗穎的英文名！拼了老半天，不知道怎麼讀，Zanilia不止橘子君不知道，趙麗穎剛起這個英文名的時候，也愁壞了。在微博上調侃"砸你倆"？為了起一個不和別人重名，又跟自己名字貼合的英文名，也是煞費苦心了...最後還是百度給了我答案，音譯可以讀成"詹妮麗兒"。哈哈哈不會讀的可不就變成"砸你倆"了嘛...Zanilia的這個名字，使用率還挺高呢。2016年東方衞視跨年的海報上，中文名旁邊就寫的這個英文名。之前趙麗穎的騰訊微博，也用的這個名字。看完趙麗穎的英文名，橘子君又非常好奇的去搜了其他明星的。你還別說，"砸你倆"竟然不是最奇怪的，有一些還真的不知道要怎麼讀。先說幾個大家比較熟悉的...李宇春叫Chris Lee楊幂叫Mini用了"幂"字的諧音。mini，米妮也是迷你，小巧的意思。古力娜紮叫Gulnazar感覺讀起來很像歪果仁讀中文，有沒有？和古力娜紮差不多的，還有迪麗熱巴，她叫Dilraba是不是很像？據說這是維語的讀法，迪麗熱巴的全名其實叫"迪麗熱巴·迪力木拉提"，她的英文全名是"Dilraba Dilmurat"大S叫Barbie HsuHsu是英文"徐"的姓氏，Barbie是"芭比"的諧音，就是芭比娃娃的寓意。但是Barbie又有烤肉架，燒烤野餐的意思。真是名字裡都透著吃貨的feel~小s叫Elephant Dee沒錯就是大象elephant。其實她英文名是Dee，但她超愛大象的，於是就把大象加在��名字裡，手腕上也有大象的紋身~說到拿動物起名，橘子君還想到了葛天，她叫PanDa，大熊貓。因為叫了國寶的名字，還鬧過烏龍，大熊貓假懷孕的時候，好多人以為是她...梁靜茹也是動物名，她叫"Fish"因為"茹"的廣東話發音很像魚，所以...唐嫣的英文名是Tiffany Tang一聽Tiffany就想到夢幻的蒂芙尼藍，美糖糖的英文名也和她本人一樣，滿滿少女感~劉詩詩叫Cecilia Liu譯成中文是"塞西莉亞"，這個名字是由拉丁文來的。在拉丁文裡，雖然"塞西莉亞"有盲人的意思。但取做人名時，寓意是漂亮、溫柔的名流貴婦，樸素平淡的女子腳踏實地、心地善良。也有人說它是天空的意思，寓意和平寧靜，享受生活。真的非常適合劉詩詩啦~這麼好的寓意，用這個英文名的人也很多。張柏芝也叫Cecilia還有韓雪劉亦菲叫Crystal Liu是水晶的意思，如水晶般閃燿透明~南韓女星也有一個"水晶"，就是鄭秀晶啦，不過她的英文名是Krystal，劉亦菲是Crystal。關曉彤叫Traey Miley這個名字橘子君是真的不會念...百度也找不到這兩個單詞的意思，用翻譯一搜，出來的結果就是"關曉彤"。李小璐的英文名叫"Jacqueline Lulu"也是相當長、相當難念的名字了，譯成中文是"傑奎琳"。楊穎是Angelababy這個不用說大家也知道啦，英文名比中文名使用頻率要高多了。叫Angela的還有不少，比如王詩齡啊...張韶涵啊...還有超級女聲安又琪↓很多時候我們都簡稱Angelababy叫"baby"，可你們知道英文名真的叫"baby"的人是誰嗎？當當當，就是張含韻啦！其實她剛出道的時候，不叫baby的，叫Kristy。不知道甚麼時候改了，現在百度百科顯示的名字就是baby了。孫儷叫Sun Li孫儷的英文名其實有很多歌版本，但現在官方顯示的就是"Sun Li"這個的名字。美版《甄嬛傳》播出的時候，就把孫儷的名字寫錯了，寫成了"Betty Sun"，一點都不符合娘娘的霸氣。當時孫儷的宣傳澄清，應該是Susan才對。好啦，看完女明星的，咱們來看看男明星。王俊凱叫Karry和楊幂一樣，取了"凱"字的一個諧音。這個名字最開始是出現在TF公司的自制網劇《男生學院自習室》中，王俊凱飾演一個美國來的轉���生，英文名叫Karry。今年他18歲的成人禮，主題就叫"karry on"。易烊千璽叫Jackson Yee從很小的時候，他就叫這個名字了，Jackson的應援都做到國外了。《放開我北鼻》裡的周嘉誠也叫Jackson，大J小J的會晤~還有王嘉爾，英文名也是Jackson和jackson有異曲同工的，是張傑的英文名，Jason，傑森王源叫Roy橘子君依稀記得，很久之前他好像說過這個名字的來历，是公司給他們找了一堆英文名，然後他從中挑選的。roy和肉是諧音，一看就是小吃貨了！同時royal也有皇家的，高貴的意思，是小王子沒錯了。不過網上也有人說，是因為他有一條褲子上有Roy這個英文單詞，所以才叫這個名字...感覺這也太扯了，求小湯圓給橘子君科普！張藝興叫Laylay還有產卵、下蛋的意思，所以正因為這個英文名，粉絲給他起了一個外號，叫蛋蛋。其實exo成員的英文名，都沒甚麼大的含義，起名字很隨意的，因為他們有個隨意的大boss李秀滿。他是個取名小能手，特喜歡給公司的孩子們起名。exo隊長金俊勉，叫SUHO，"守護"的諧音，因為隊長是要守護EXO的人。金鐘仁叫Kai，中文是"開"，就是打開門的意思。同是SM的鄭允浩英文名叫"u-know"，有必要懷疑是秀滿boss的作品了...還有黃子韜就叫Tao，鹿晗就叫Lu Han...其實鹿晗學生時代也有過一個英文名的，叫Aries，白羊座。因為鹿晗自己就是白羊座的，所以就直接叫星座的英文了，也是相當隨意...賈乃亮的英文名是Jerry總讓我想起Tom and Jerry（貓和老鼠）...這麼搞笑的名字，還是改過好幾次的，據說賈乃亮剛出道的時候叫Happy，哈哈哈後來改成了Smile...也不知道有甚麼不一樣~為甜馨捏一把汗，還好她的英文名不叫Sweet...而是Jelena。林更新叫Kenny不知道為啥，感覺有點萌萌的，和他糙老爺們的想象有點不符~香港演員關智斌也叫Kenny~羅志祥叫Show想不通這個名字的來历，估計是寓意為舞臺而生，哈哈哈為橘子君點贊。吳磊叫LEO侯明昊叫NEO黎明叫Leon跟吳磊的有點像~陳坤叫Aloys你們會讀嗎？反正我不會...據說這是個德文名呢~其實大部分明星的英文名橘子君都不會念的。方大同叫Khalil看著就拗口啊有木有，不是粉絲肯定讀不明��。張一山叫Zray也是超難念的一個詞，Z...ara？陳小春叫Jordan熊梓淇叫Dylan來，你們念一下試試？哈哈哈舌頭都打結了吧？還有很多男明星沒有英文名的，比如李易峰就叫Yifeng Li，楊洋就叫YangYang除了上面提到的這些人，還有我們非常熟悉的Jay周傑倫、G.E.M鄧紫棋、Eason陳奕迅...眾所周知咱們就不多說啦！當然，叫英文曡字的也很多，比如JJ林俊傑，Gigi梁詠琪，Coco李玟...HAHA本橘...在網上看過一個段子，中國人起英文名叫Apple、Cherry、Angela...是非常常見的，但其實在外國人眼裡，就跟他們起的中文名叫"葫蘆娃"一樣2333...突然發現起一個好聽的英文名好難!最後一句你們覺得誰的名字最搞笑？

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導讀：泡鈕英語大全，泡洋鈕不再是問題 泡鈕英語大全，泡洋鈕不再是問題 MM是要靠“哄”的，喜歡聽壹些甜言蜜語（sweat talk）,所以，妳要下功夫練就壹張honey mouth，來贊美對方： 1) What a knock-out!哇！絕代美人。 英語聊天室“泡鈕”---第壹次親密接觸

（打招呼/問好） 1. What a long sleepless night! I thought I was the only sleepless. So are you! 長夜漫漫無心睡眠，我以為只有我睡不著覺，原來妳也睡不著啊！ 2. This is my first time to be in the chat room. Will you please join me? 這是我第壹次來這個聊天室，可以和妳聊聊嗎？ 3. May I join in? I’m easy to get along. 我可不可以參加進來聊天？我很容易相處。 4. You have a very special name. I think you must be a unique girl. 妳的名字很特別，有趣，藤素妳壹定是位特別（註：不用“美麗”字樣）的姑娘。 5. I am as humorous as Zhou Xingchi and as handsome as Zhou Runfa. It will be a great fun to be with me. 我是個幽默如周星馳、瀟灑如周潤發的人，和我相處會很愉快的。 英語聊天室“泡鈕”--（上） 第壹法 人稱“玉樹臨風”的周奔馳 不可否認我長得很醜（自取網名） 　　進入英語聊天室的第壹步是為自己起個“酷斃”的網名。“不可否認我長得很醜，���是我很溫柔，而且永遠不會說謊。”——周奔馳自知自己的英語“很醜”，於是沒敢象在中文聊天室壹樣起個“周潤發的微笑”、“風靡萬千少女”、“西門不吹雪”、“心比刀快”那樣的名字，而是起了“我是英語乞丐”、“不惹妳煩”、“謙虛小朋友”這樣的“中文網名”（中文網名更容易吸引“晶晶姑娘”的眼球）。此後就象“可口可樂”商標壹樣，固定地將“我是英語乞丐”作為商標品牌。——以便大賺特賺和他聊過天的美眉的“回頭率”。 “普遍撒網，守株待兔”（和誰聊天） 　　第壹次上英文聊天室，周奔馳滿以為憑著自己“酷斃”的網名就會“風靡萬千少女”，沒想到枯等了8分零8秒，還是沒人哪只“兔子”主動撞上門來，於是以“大無畏”精神主動出擊、普遍撒網，先後給網名是“晶晶”、“紫霞”、“曼玉”、“不辣妹”、“rose”、“sweet girl”六位看上去象是美眉（概率：73.2984%）的聊友發去“情真真意切切”的“第壹句”（參見下頁）。好了，剩下的就是“守株待兔”了。 　　哈哈哈哈哈哈哈（周奔馳的大笑） 　第二法 第壹次親密接觸 （打招呼/問好） 1. What a long sleepless night! I thought I was the only sleepless. So are you! 長夜漫漫無心睡眠，我以為只有我睡不著覺，原來妳也睡不著啊！ 2. This is my first time to be in the chat room. Will you please join me? 這是我第壹次來這個聊天室，可以和妳聊聊嗎？ 3. May I join in? I’m easy to get along. 我可不可以參加進來聊天？我很容易相處。 4. You have a very special name. I think you must be a unique girl. 妳的名字很特別，有趣，妳壹定是位特別（註：不用“美麗”字樣）的姑娘。 5. I am as humorous as Zhou Xingchi and as handsome as Zhou Runfa. It will be a great fun to be with me. 我是個幽默如周星馳、瀟灑如周潤發的人，和我相處會很愉快的。 　第三法 俺們那疙瘩都是東北人 （自我介紹城市） 1. Where are you from? 妳來自哪裏？ 2. Which city do you live in 妳現在住在那個城市？ 3. I live in Beijing, and you? 我在北京，妳呢？ 4. Where is your hometown 妳的家鄉是哪呀？ 5. Great! We are from the same city! To cite a famous Chinese saying, when one meets one’s town fellow, one cannot help weeping for excitement. Haha~~~~ ~~~~~~~~ 太好了！我們是老鄉！！用中國話來說“老鄉見老鄉，兩眼淚汪汪”，哈哈。 　第四法 我是博士--“茶博士”也 （學校） 1. Can you tell us a bit about your university and your major? 談談妳畢業的學校和專業怎麽樣？ 2. Are you an undergraduate or a postgraduate? 妳在學習本科學歷還是碩士學歷？ 3. Have you heard the saying that "Nowadays bachelor holders are as many as dogs, Master holders are all over the street". 妳聽說過壹句話：“本科多如狗，碩士滿街走”嗎？ 4. Never mind. I’m kidding. But I have a doctorate degree. 這只是壹句玩笑，別介意。我是壹位博士生。 5. In fact I am a Doctor of Tea. Haha~~~~~ 實際上我只是壹個“茶博士”。哈哈 　第五法 “輕舞飛揚”：幹啥的 （性別、工作） 1. Shall we chat more intimately? To me, you are not an ordinary girl. 我們能更親密得聊聊嗎？我認為妳不僅僅是壹個女孩！ 2. You are the queen. Haha~~~~~~~~~~~~ 而是壹位女皇，哈哈。 3. I am 23.You must be younger than me! 我23歲了，妳壹定比我小吧。 4. May I know your occupation? 妳的職業是什麽？ 5. I am a salesman. I work like a cow: Make much milk for a company, but eat only a little grass. 我是壹名銷售員，像牛壹樣"光擠奶、不吃草"。 　第六法 給點兒專業精神好不好 （英語學習） 1. I wish I can get used to speaking in English. 我希望自己習慣於說英語。 2. I can't hold on studying without someone's encouragement. 沒有人幫忙，我就堅持不住了。 3. I am working on it. I hope some day speaking English would just be a piece of cake for me. 我正在致力於它,有壹天它會是小菜壹碟。 4. I’m trying to improve my English through chatting online in English. 我正通過網上聊天來提高我的英語。 5. We’ve got lots of time to improve/practice our English. 我們有很多時間來提高/練習我們的英語。 　第七法 無厘頭英語：不要再猶豫了 1. I found an interesting and practical way of learning English. That is Wulitou (Casual) way. 我發現了壹個即有趣又有用的方法來學習英語，那就是"無厘頭英語"。 2. Wulitou (Casual) way makes English learning as interesting as playing a game. 無厘頭精神使學習英語變的像遊戲輕松有趣。 3. The initiators of Wulitou way are fans of Dahuaxiyou (Talking About Western Odyssey). They include journalists and foreign teachers. They share a common name Zhou Benchi. 無厘頭英語的創立者是壹群《大話西遊》迷，包括記者、外教，他們共同享有壹個名字"周奔馳"。 4. Believe it or not, by reading this book, you will be able to chat online in English very soon. 信不信由妳，只要翻開這本書，就能立刻在網上用英語自由聊天。 5. It’s called practice while learning. 這叫做現學現用。 持久液 益粒可 日本藤素 美國黑金 　第八法 哈哈，覺不覺得好玩啊 （玩笑） 1. What is the English for癩蛤蟆想吃天鵝肉? 妳知道"癩蛤蟆想吃天鵝肉"怎麽說嗎？ 2. It's not "A toad wants to eat a swan". It is "Angels fly out of your arse". 不是"A toad wants to eat a swan"而是"Angels fly out of your arse"。 3. Literally it means "屁股（arse）裏飛出天使(angels)來". It's very interesting, isn't it? 如果直譯成中文是"屁股（arse）裏飛出天使(angels)來"的意思。很有意思，對嗎？ 4. Don't be oversensitive. I’m just kidding. 別這麽愛過敏，開個玩笑麽。 5. That sentence comes from Titanic. The original sentence is “You’d as like have angels fly out of your arse as get next to the likes of her.” 這句話的原話來自於《泰坦尼克號》，全句是：“You’d as like have angels fly out of your arse as get next to the likes of her.” （想和她那樣的姑娘在壹起，妳簡直是“癩蛤蟆想吃天鵝肉”。） 　第九法 幫主，品味太差吧 （休閑/愛好） 1. What do you do in your spare time? 不忙的時候妳做些什麽？ 2. What's you favorite sport? 妳喜歡哪項運動 3.Good health is priceless. 好身體是無價之寶。 4. What's your favorite movie? 妳最喜歡的電影是什麽？ 5. 5 Smoking affects one’s health. But, to me, bad habits are difficult to get rid of. 吸煙影響健康，但對我來說，壞的習慣很難更改。 英語聊天室“泡鈕”---（下） 2) She's well-built.她身材真棒。 3) She's well stacked,她的身材很勻稱。 4) She has a good figure.她有驕人的身材。 5) She's a chick.她可是個MM喔。 6) She's curvaceous.她的身材曲線玲瓏。 7) My girl is a peach.我的馬子可是個美人。 8) She must really be sth special.她必定某個地方很特殊。 9) She doesn't look her age.她看起來沒有實際年齡大。 10)She looks neat and fresh.她看起來很優雅清純。 11)She's a carbon copy of her mother.她和她媽簡直壹模壹樣。 (to be continued)怎樣，找機會練練吧！關鍵是告訴她妳覺得她與眾不同的地方 （whatmakes her stand out from others）,接下來，妳就可以鍛煉口語的名義， 表示希望能有機會多聊聊（a chance to get to know each others）.要知道好的開端， 事情就成功了壹半（well began is half done）.^_^幸福三步曲： 假設：漂亮MM壹般英語水平都不是很好（好像功課也是如此）^-^前提：妳自己的英文水平初具火候。 1）吸引MM跟妳學地道英語的興趣 2）然後告訴她萬丈高樓平地起，咱們從最基本的學起。 3）最基本的自然���自我介紹了，然後以教她如何用英語作自我介紹為名， 很自然地“套取”她的家庭背景，個人情況等等。註意，這時妳要裝作特單純、 特有愛心，讓她覺得這世界確實需要熱心腸，而妳就是那跟最大的腸！ 千萬不要讓她懷疑妳“醉翁之意不在酒”(hehehe~~,這招比較損)接下來就不用我多說了吧， 萬事只是開頭難，妳都已經“知己知彼”了，還能不百戰不殆？ Well, it's kidding.The best way is to love her with your heart,not with your mouth. What's more, just keep in your mind:1) Love me,love my dog.2) Love me little, love me long. OK,讓我們繼續為消滅“孤男寡女”而努力學習吧： 1）This picutre is not like her.這照片不像她。 2) She's very photogenic.她很上鏡。 3) She's well-groomed.她穿著得體。 4) She could pass for 24 or 25.她可能超過24或25歲。 5) She gets herself dolled up like a teenage girl.她把自己打扮得象個十幾歲的少女。 6) She's kind of short, but she has a beautiful personality.她是有點矮，可是她有很好的個性。 7) She's in her Sunday clothes today.她穿了她最好的衣服。 8) She wears too much make-up.她妝化得很濃。 第十法 愛壹個人需要理由嗎？ （感情） 1. Would you mind if I ask you a personal question? Are you still single? 介意我問壹個私人問題嗎？妳是單身嗎？ 2. Have you got a Flower Guardian, someone who cares for you? You are just like a beautiful flower in my mind. 妳有護花使者了嗎？ 因為在我心目中妳就像花壹樣。 3. I like a line from Titanic very much: You jump, and I will jump. 我喜歡電影《泰坦尼克》上的壹句精彩對白：妳跳我也跳。 4. Another line I like very much is from Inside Detective 008: Are you hungry? Shall I make a bowl of noodle for you? 另壹句我喜歡的電影對白是《大內密探008》裏的： 肚子餓不餓，要不要我給妳煮碗面吃？ 5. The favorite scene I like is in a novel by Lu Yao. In the remote country, a boy fell in love with a girl. He handed her a piece of paper with only one line on it which read I Want To Be Good With You. 但是我最喜歡的是路遙小說裏的壹個場景：在壹個僻遠的鄉村，壹個小夥子喜歡上壹個姑娘，他給他寫了壹個小紙條，上面只有壹句話：“俺想和妳好”。 　第十壹法 對妳的敬仰猶如滔滔江水 （贊美） 1. I don’t think you are as pretty as Zhang Manyu. 我感覺妳長得不如張曼玉漂亮。 2. But you are more beautiful than Zhang Ziyi. 但至少不比張子怡差。 3. Nothing is more pleasant than talking with you. 什麽娛樂都不如和妳聊天。 4． You are such a smart girl. 妳真是個伶牙俐齒（聰明）的姑娘。 5．My passion for you is beyond any words. 我對妳的仰慕猶如滔滔江水 性藥品 壯陽藥 美國威樂 　第十二法 我KAO，I 服了YOU （情緒化表達） 肯定（搞對） certainly/sure/of course.當然。 Great! 太好了。 All right. 好吧！ No problem. 沒問題！ Good idea! 好主意！ I think so. 我也這麽想。 I totally agree with you. 我完全同意。 否定 No！/ No way! 不行/沒門！ I don't think so.我不那樣認為。 I disagree. 我不同意。 憤怒 How dare you! 怎麽敢…… 疑問： Are you sure? 妳確定嗎？ Why are you so sure about that? 妳為什麽這麽確定？ Really? 真的嗎？ Of course, it’s true.當然是真的。 驚嘆 Gosh! / God！/My God! / Goodness me! / Jesus Christ! 天哪！ It’s terrific. It’s incredible. 太好了，簡直難以置信。 It’s incredible. 難以置信。 I can’t believe my own eyes! 我簡直不敢相信我的眼睛了。 感謝 Thanks./ Thanks a lot. 謝謝。 Thank you very much. 多謝妳。 I’m profoundly grateful to you. 我向妳表示深深的感激。 謙虛 My pleasure. / You are welcome. 不必客氣. Don’t mention it. 小意思（壹般般） 隨意 Be at home. / Do as you please. 隨便。 It’s up to you. 看妳了。 　第十三法 需要嗎？不需要嗎？需要嗎？ （雙向交流/碰撞） 1. I beg your pardon. / I didn't quite catch you on that. 我沒有聽懂妳剛才說的話。 2. Do you understand this sentence? / Are you following me? / Are you with me? 妳是否明白這個句子？ 3. I feel the same. / I think exactly the same way. 我也這麽想。 4. Me too. 我也是。 5. Anyway, believe me. I am serious. 不管怎樣，請相信我，我是認真的。 　第十四法 如果給我壹個再來壹次的機會 （打招呼） 1. Sorry. I’m busy at the moment. I’ll talk to you later. 對不起，我現在很忙，有時間再和妳聊。 2. Sorry. I’m speaking with a friend at the moment. I will talk to you later. 抱歉，我的朋友在和我聊，有空了我再去找妳。 3. Forgive me. I sent you a wrong message. Hope you don’t mind. 對不起，我發錯了信息。別介意。 4. I’m sorry for being so slow. You know my English is not good. 抱歉，我的速度比較慢，因為我的英語很差。 5. Excuse me for about 5 minutes? 對不起，我要暫時離開壹下，大約是5分鐘時間。 　第十五法 留下點回憶行不行？ （郵件、照片） 1. How can I contact you? 我怎麽和妳聯系？ 2. Can you tell me your telephone number/Email address? 可以告訴我妳的電話/信箱嗎？ 3. Why don't we further contact each other by telephone/Email? 我們為什麽不通過電話/EMAIL進行更深壹步的交流呢？ 4. Would you mind showing me your photo? 是否可以讓我看看妳照片？ 5． I will send you my photo first. 我將先把我的照片發給妳。 　第十六法 妳聽不見，我才都給妳聽的啊 （打電話） 1. I just want to hear your voice. Could you speak to me a little bit? 我特別想聽聽妳的聲音，妳能滿足我這個小小的心願嗎? 2. Don’t worry. Just a short while. 別擔心。只和妳聊壹兩句就可以了。 3. Shall I make the phone call to you or you phone over to me? My telephone number is XXXXXXX. 我給妳打過去還是妳給我打過來?，我的電話號碼是：XXXXXXXX。 4. Thank you for trusting me. I’ll call you immediately. 謝謝妳的信任，我立刻給妳打過去。 5. Forget it. Let’s continue our online talk. (Hope for the best and prepare for the worst.) 沒關系的，我只是說說而已。讓我們接著在網上聊下去。（壹顆紅心兩種準備） 　第十七法 從今天開始，我會壹直陪著妳 （學習計劃） 1. I wonder if we could together make a plan to study English? 不知妳是否同意，我想和妳制定壹個學習英語的計劃。 2. Let's study English and make progress together. 讓我們壹起學習英語，共同進步。 3. In order to push myself to use English, I will send you an English E-mail daily. 為了調動運用英語的積極性，我將每天都給妳用英文寫個郵件。 4．I’ll be with you learning English from now on. Let’s write to each other every day! 從今天開始，我會壹直陪著妳學習英語，每天通信吧。 5. In my opinion, “Two heads are better than one” applies to our English learning. 我覺得“1+1>2”同樣適用於我們的英語學習。 　第十八法 俺���輕地走啦，不帶走壹片雲彩 （告別) 1． It's almost eleven o'clock . 快十壹點了。 2． I am afraid I can’t stay any longer. 我恐怕不能再久留了。 3． I'll always r 泡鈕英語系列emember our pleasant talk today. 妳走後我會懷念這次愉快的談話。 4． I hope I can see you again. / Let’s keep in touch. 我希望我能再見到妳/讓我們保持聯系。 5． Good night and have a good sleep. 晚安，睡個好覺。

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導讀：泡鈕英語大全，泡洋鈕不再是問題 泡鈕英語大全，泡洋鈕不再是問題 MM是要靠“哄”的，喜歡聽壹些甜言蜜語（sweat talk）,所以，妳要下功夫練就壹張honey mouth，來贊美對方： 1) What a knock-out!哇！絕代美人。 英語聊天室“泡鈕”---第壹次親密接觸

（打招呼/問好） 1. What a long sleepless night! I thought I was the only sleepless. So are you! 長夜漫漫無心睡眠，我以為只有我睡不著覺，原來妳也睡不著啊！ 2. This is my first time to be in the chat room. Will you please join me? 這是我第壹次來這個聊天室，可以和妳聊聊嗎？ 3. May I join in? I’m easy to get along. 我可不可以參加進來聊天？我很容易相處。 4. You have a very special name. I think you must be a unique girl. 妳的名字很特別，有趣，藤素妳壹定是位特別（註：不用“美麗”字樣）的姑娘。 5. I am as humorous as Zhou Xingchi and as handsome as Zhou Runfa. It will be a great fun to be with me. 我是個幽默如周星馳、瀟灑如周潤發的人，和我相處會很愉快的。 英語聊天室“泡鈕”--（上） 第壹法 人稱“玉樹臨風”的周奔馳 不可否認我長得很醜（自取網名） 　　進入英語聊天室的第壹步是為自己起個“酷斃”的網名。“不可否認我長得很醜，可是我很溫柔，而且永遠不會說謊。”——周奔馳自知自己的英語“很醜”，於是沒敢象在中文聊天室壹樣起個“周潤發的微笑”、“風靡萬千少女”、“西門不吹雪”、“心比刀快”那樣的名字，而是起了“我是英語乞丐”、“不惹妳煩”、“謙虛小朋友”這樣的“中文網名”（中文網名更容易吸引“晶晶姑娘”的眼球）。此後就象“可口可樂”商標壹樣，固定地將“我是英語乞丐”作為商標品牌。——以便大賺特賺和他聊過天的美眉的“回頭率”。 “普遍撒網，守株待兔”（和誰聊天） 　　第壹次上英文聊天室，周奔馳滿以為憑著自己“酷斃”的網名就會“風靡萬千少女”，沒想到枯等了8分零8秒，還是沒人哪只“兔子”主動撞上門來，於是以“大無畏”精神主動出擊、普遍撒網，先後給網名是“晶晶”、“紫霞”、“曼玉”、“不辣妹”、“rose”、“sweet girl”六位看上去象是美眉（概率：73.2984%）的聊友發去“情真真意切切”的“第壹句”（參見下頁）。好了，剩下的就是“守株待兔”了。 　　哈哈哈哈哈哈哈（周奔馳的大笑） 　第二法 第壹次親密接觸 （打招呼/問好） 1. What a long sleepless night! I thought I was the only sleepless. So are you! 長夜漫漫無心睡眠，我以為只有我睡不著覺，原來妳也睡不著啊！ 2. This is my first time to be in the chat room. Will you please join me? 這是我第壹次來這個聊天室，可以和妳聊聊嗎？ 3. May I join in? I’m easy to get along. 我可不可以參加進來聊天？我很容易相處。 4. You have a very special name. I think you must be a unique girl. 妳的名字很特別，有趣，妳壹定是位特別（註：不用“美麗”字樣）的姑娘。 5. I am as humorous as Zhou Xingchi and as handsome as Zhou Runfa. It will be a great fun to be with me. 我是個幽默如周星馳、瀟灑如周潤發的人，和我相處會很愉快的。 　第三法 俺們那疙瘩都是東北人 （自我介紹城市） 1. Where are you from? 妳來自哪裏？ 2. Which city do you live in 妳現在住在那個城市？ 3. I live in Beijing, and you? 我在北京，妳呢？ 4. Where is your hometown 妳的家鄉是哪呀？ 5. Great! We are from the same city! To cite a famous Chinese saying, when one meets one’s town fellow, one cannot help weeping for excitement. Haha~~~~ ~~~~~~~~ 太好了！我們是老鄉！！用中國話來說“老鄉見老鄉，兩眼淚汪汪”，哈哈。 　第四法 我是博士--“茶博士”也 （學校） 1. Can you tell us a bit about your university and your major? 談談妳畢業的學校和專業怎麽樣？ 2. Are you an undergraduate or a postgraduate? 妳在學習本科學歷還是碩士學歷？ 3. Have you heard the saying that "Nowadays bachelor holders are as many as dogs, Master holders are all over the street". 妳聽說過壹句話：“本科多如狗，碩士滿街走”嗎？ 4. Never mind. I’m kidding. But I have a doctorate degree. 這只是壹句玩笑，別介意。我是壹位博士生。 5. In fact I am a Doctor of Tea. Haha~~~~~ 實際上我只是壹個“茶博士”。哈哈 　第五法 “輕舞飛揚”：幹啥的 （性別、工作） 1. Shall we chat more intimately? To me, you are not an ordinary girl. 我們能更親密得聊聊嗎？我認為妳不僅僅是壹個女孩！ 2. You are the queen. Haha~~~~~~~~~~~~ 而是壹位女皇，哈哈。 3. I am 23.You must be younger than me! 我23歲了，妳壹定比我小吧。 4. May I know your occupation? 妳的職業是什麽？ 5. I am a salesman. I work like a cow: Make much milk for a company, but eat only a little grass. 我是壹名銷售員，像牛壹樣"光擠奶、不吃草"。 　第六法 給點兒專業精神好不好 （英語學習） 1. I wish I can get used to speaking in English. 我希望自己習慣於說英語。 2. I can't hold on studying without someone's encouragement. 沒有人幫忙，我就堅持不住了。 3. I am working on it. I hope some day speaking English would just be a piece of cake for me. 我正在致力於它,有壹天它會是小菜壹碟。 4. I’m trying to improve my English through chatting online in English. 我正通過網上聊天來提高我的英語。 5. We’ve got lots of time to improve/practice our English. 我們有很多時間來提高/練習我們的英語。 　第七法 無厘頭英語：不要再猶豫了 1. I found an interesting and practical way of learning English. That is Wulitou (Casual) way. 我發現了壹個即有趣又有用的方法來學習英語，那就是"無厘頭英語"。 2. Wulitou (Casual) way makes English learning as interesting as playing a game. 無厘頭精神使學習英語變的像遊戲輕松有趣。 3. The initiators of Wulitou way are fans of Dahuaxiyou (Talking About Western Odyssey). They include journalists and foreign teachers. They share a common name Zhou Benchi. 無厘頭英語的創立者是壹群《大話西遊》迷，包括記者、外教，他們共同享有壹個名字"周奔馳"。 4. Believe it or not, by reading this book, you will be able to chat online in English very soon. 信不信由妳，只要翻開這本書，就能立刻在網上用英語自由聊天。 5. It’s called practice while learning. 這叫做現學現用。 持久液 益粒可 日本藤素 美國黑金 　第八法 哈哈，覺不覺得好玩啊 （玩笑） 1. What is the English for癩蛤蟆想吃天鵝肉? 妳知道"癩蛤蟆想吃天鵝肉"怎麽說嗎？ 2. It's not "A toad wants to eat a swan". It is "Angels fly out of your arse". 不是"A toad wants to eat a swan"而是"Angels fly out of your arse"。 3. Literally it means "屁股（arse）裏飛出天使(angels)來". It's very interesting, isn't it? 如果直譯成中文是"屁股（arse）裏飛出天使(angels)來"的意思。很有意思，對嗎？ 4. Don't be oversensitive. I’m just kidding. 別這麽愛過敏，開個玩笑麽。 5. That sentence comes from Titanic. The original sentence is “You’d as like have angels fly out of your arse as get next to the likes of her.” 這句話的原話來自於《泰坦尼克號》，全句是：“You’d as like have angels fly out of your arse as get next to the likes of her.” （想和她那樣的姑娘在壹起，妳簡直是“癩蛤蟆想吃天鵝肉”。） 　第九法 幫主，品味太差吧 （休閑/愛好） 1. What do you do in your spare time? 不忙的時候妳做些什麽？ 2. What's you favorite sport? 妳喜歡哪項運動 3.Good health is priceless. 好身體是無價之寶。 4. What's your favorite movie? 妳最喜歡的電影是什麽？ 5. 5 Smoking affects one’s health. But, to me, bad habits are difficult to get rid of. 吸煙影響健康，但對我來說，壞的習慣很難更改。 英語聊天室“泡鈕”---（下） 2) She's well-built.她身材真棒。 3) She's well stacked,她的身材很勻稱。 4) She has a good figure.她有驕人的身材。 5) She's a chick.她可是個MM喔。 6) She's curvaceous.她的身材曲線玲瓏。 7) My girl is a peach.我的馬子可是個美人。 8) She must really be sth special.她必定某個地方很特殊。 9) She doesn't look her age.她看起來沒有實際年齡大。 10)She looks neat and fresh.她看起來很優雅清純。 11)She's a carbon copy of her mother.她和她媽簡直壹模壹樣。 (to be continued)怎樣，找機會練練吧！關鍵是告訴她妳覺得她與眾不同的地方 （whatmakes her stand out from others）,接下來，妳就可以鍛煉口語的名義， 表示希望能有機會多聊聊（a chance to get to know each others）.要知道好的開端， 事情就成功了壹半（well began is half done）.^_^幸福三步曲： 假設：漂亮MM壹般英語水平都不是很好（好像功課也是如此）^-^前提：妳自己的英文水平初具火候。 1）吸引MM跟妳學地道英語的興趣 2）然後告訴她萬丈高樓平地起，咱們從最基本的學起。 3）最基本的自然是自我介紹了，然後以教她如何用英語作自我介紹為名， 很自然地“套取”她的家庭背景，個人情況等等。註意，這時妳要裝作特單純、 特有愛心，讓她覺得這世界確實需要熱心腸，而妳就是那跟最大的腸！ 千萬不要讓她懷疑妳“醉翁之意不在酒”(hehehe~~,這招比較損)接下來就不用我多說了吧， 萬事只是開頭難，妳都已經“知己知彼”了，還能不百戰不殆？ Well, it's kidding.The best way is to love her with your heart,not with your mouth. What's more, just keep in your mind:1) Love me,love my dog.2) Love me little, love me long. OK,讓我們繼續為消滅“孤男寡女”而努力學習吧： 1）This picutre is not like her.這照片不像她。 2) She's very photogenic.她很上鏡。 3) She's well-groomed.她穿著得體。 4) She could pass for 24 or 25.她可能超過24或25歲。 5) She gets herself dolled up like a teenage girl.她把自己打扮得象個十幾歲的少女。 6) She's kind of short, but she has a beautiful personality.她是有點矮，可是她有很好的個性。 7) She's in her Sunday clothes today.她穿了她最好的衣服。 8) She wears too much make-up.她妝化得很濃。 第十法 愛壹個人需要理由嗎？ （感情） 1. Would you mind if I ask you a personal question? Are you still single? 介意我問壹個私人問題嗎？妳是單身嗎？ 2. Have you got a Flower Guardian, someone who cares for you? You are just like a beautiful flower in my mind. 妳有護花使者了嗎？ 因為在我心目中妳就像花壹樣。 3. I like a line from Titanic very much: You jump, and I will jump. 我喜歡電影《泰坦尼克》上的壹句精彩對白：妳跳我也跳。 4. Another line I like very much is from Inside Detective 008: Are you hungry? Shall I make a bowl of noodle for you? 另壹句我喜歡的電影對白是《大內密探008》裏的： 肚子餓不餓，要不要我給妳煮碗面吃？ 5. The favorite scene I like is in a novel by Lu Yao. In the remote country, a boy fell in love with a girl. He handed her a piece of paper with only one line on it which read I Want To Be Good With You. 但是我最喜歡的是路遙小說裏的壹個場景：在壹個僻遠的鄉村，壹個小夥子喜歡上壹個姑娘，他給他寫了壹個小紙條，上面只有壹句話：“俺想和妳好”。 　第十壹法 對妳的敬仰猶如滔滔江水 （贊美） 1. I don’t think you are as pretty as Zhang Manyu. 我感覺妳長得不如張曼玉漂亮。 2. But you are more beautiful than Zhang Ziyi. 但至少不比張子怡差。 3. Nothing is more pleasant than talking with you. 什麽娛樂都不如和妳聊天。 4． You are such a smart girl. 妳真是個伶牙俐齒（聰明）的姑娘。 5．My passion for you is beyond any words. 我對妳的仰慕猶如滔滔江水 性藥品 壯陽藥 美國威樂 　第十二法 我KAO，I 服了YOU （情緒化表達） 肯定（搞對） certainly/sure/of course.當然。 Great! 太好了。 All right. 好吧！ No problem. 沒問題！ Good idea! 好主意！ I think so. 我也這麽想。 I totally agree with you. 我完全同意。 否定 No！/ No way! 不行/沒門！ I don't think so.我不那樣認為。 I disagree. 我不同意。 憤怒 How dare you! 怎麽敢…… 疑問： Are you sure? 妳確定嗎？ Why are you so sure about that? 妳為什麽這麽確定？ Really? 真的嗎？ Of course, it’s true.當然是真的。 驚嘆 Gosh! / God！/My God! / Goodness me! / Jesus Christ! 天哪！ It’s terrific. It’s incredible. 太好了，簡直難以置信。 It’s incredible. 難以置信。 I can’t believe my own eyes! 我簡直不敢相信我的眼睛了。 感謝 Thanks./ Thanks a lot. 謝謝。 Thank you very much. 多謝妳。 I’m profoundly grateful to you. 我向妳表示深深的感激。 謙虛 My pleasure. / You are welcome. 不必客氣. Don’t mention it. 小意思（壹般般） 隨意 Be at home. / Do as you please. 隨便。 It’s up to you. 看妳了。 　第十三法 需要嗎？不需要嗎？需要嗎？ （雙向交流/碰撞） 1. I beg your pardon. / I didn't quite catch you on that. 我沒有聽懂妳剛才說的話。 2. Do you understand this sentence? / Are you following me? / Are you with me? 妳是否明白這個句子？ 3. I feel the same. / I think exactly the same way. 我也這麽想。 4. Me too. 我也是。 5. Anyway, believe me. I am serious. 不管怎樣，請相信我，我是認真的。 　第十四法 如果給我壹個再來壹次的機會 （打招呼） 1. Sorry. I’m busy at the moment. I’ll talk to you later. 對不起，我現在很忙，有時間再和妳聊。 2. Sorry. I’m speaking with a friend at the moment. I will talk to you later. 抱歉，我的朋友在和我聊，有空了我再去找妳。 3. Forgive me. I sent you a wrong message. Hope you don’t mind. 對不起，我發錯了信息。別介意。 4. I’m sorry for being so slow. You know my English is not good. 抱歉，我的速度比較慢，因為我的英語很差。 5. Excuse me for about 5 minutes? 對不起，我要暫時離開壹下，大約是5分鐘時間。 　第十五法 留下點回憶行不行？ （郵件、照片） 1. How can I contact you? 我怎麽和妳聯系？ 2. Can you tell me your telephone number/Email address? 可以告訴我妳的電話/信箱嗎？ 3. Why don't we further contact each other by telephone/Email? 我們為什麽不通過電話/EMAIL進行更深壹步的交流呢？ 4. Would you mind showing me your photo? 是否可以讓我看看妳照片？ 5． I will send you my photo first. 我將先把我的照片發給妳。 　第十六法 妳聽不見，我才都給妳聽的啊 （打電話） 1. I just want to hear your voice. Could you speak to me a little bit? 我特別想聽聽妳的聲音，妳能滿足我這個小小的心願嗎? 2. Don’t worry. Just a short while. 別擔心。只和妳聊壹兩句就可以了。 3. Shall I make the phone call to you or you phone over to me? My telephone number is XXXXXXX. 我給妳打過去還是妳給我打過來?，我的電話號碼是：XXXXXXXX。 4. Thank you for trusting me. I’ll call you immediately. 謝謝妳的信任，我立刻給妳打過去。 5. Forget it. Let’s continue our online talk. (Hope for the best and prepare for the worst.) 沒關系的，我只是說說而已。讓我們接著在網上聊下去。（壹顆紅心兩種準備） 　第十七法 從今天開始，我會壹直陪著妳 （學習計劃） 1. I wonder if we could together make a plan to study English? 不知妳是否同意，我想和妳制定壹個學習英語的計劃。 2. Let's study English and make progress together. 讓我們壹起學習英語，共同進步。 3. In order to push myself to use English, I will send you an English E-mail daily. 為了調動運用英語的積極性，我將每天都給妳用英文寫個郵件。 4．I’ll be with you learning English from now on. Let’s write to each other every day! 從今天開始，我會壹直陪著妳學習英語，每天通信吧。 5. In my opinion, “Two heads are better than one” applies to our English learning. 我覺得“1+1>2”同樣適用於我們的英語學習。 　第十八法 俺輕輕地走啦，不帶走壹片雲彩 （告別) 1． It's almost eleven o'clock . 快十壹點了。 2． I am afraid I can’t stay any longer. 我恐怕不能再久留了。 3． I'll always r 泡鈕英語系列emember our pleasant talk today. 妳走後我會懷念這次愉快的談話。 4． I hope I can see you again. / Let’s keep in touch. 我希望我能再見到妳/讓我們保持聯系。 5． Good night and have a good sleep. 晚安，睡個好覺。

熱銷推薦：日本藤素哪裡買 持久液那種好 一炮到天亮

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New Releases coming on my YouTube Channel soon ~ !

There will be both Monkie Kid and Heaven Official's Blessing - 天官赐福 content on my channel next month!

Consider checking it out!! I'm counting on releasing my Debut Video for Heaven Official's Blessing first, so if you're interested in it, consider hanging around-!

Lu Zijing - Lu 紫晶 - The Amethyst Archer

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New Name-! 新名字！

I will be changing my (user)name to Lu Zǐjīng! Also written as: Lu'紫晶

The Lu is taken from LUmarnis, and Zǐ jīng/紫晶 is Chinese for Amethyst - Taken from my Channel name~! The AMETHYST Archer and my love for Chinese Culture/language!

Short said: It's a mix of both Lumarnis and the Amethyst Archer

It's not because I'm not called or using Lumarnis anymore, I'm just making it overly complicated for everyone because I like Chinese and having multiple different names for different purposes- heheheheheheee:3:3:3

*Ahem——* In other words:

My Channel name is: The Amethyst Archer

My full name (and perhaps a more formal name) is: Lumarnis

My (nick/call)name is: Lu Zǐjīng紫晶 - Also written as Lu'紫晶 or Lu Zǐjīng

Lu'紫晶 is what I would use in most conversations, especially with friends/people I'm close or familiar with.

As I guess it would be annoying to write Chinese characters all the time in a conversation if you don't have a Chinese keyboard, and I don't even know if you can write the different tones (Pinyin) EVEN on a Chinese keyboard.. I mean I guess pinyin was made so that people from the West could read the characters easier, so why would a Chinese keyboard have it?

I have written it as Lu Zijing in most cases anyhow. It's easier for me too

It's fine to call me that! Maybe even just Lu or Zijing too!

Please note that Chinese names work a little differently than Western ones. If we took this as a real name: Lu would be my surname and Zijing would be my Given/front name.

And then, I Thank You for reading this far-! —— Until next time ~ ！

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Hello and welcome~!!

I'm Lu 紫晶! ~ "Lu Zijing"!

My Channel/Blog is known as "THE AMETHYST ARCHER"

YouTube is my main platform - but Tumblr comes next. You can find me there, on TwitterX, and on Instagram as well.

TUMBLR: Here I mostly post drawings, discussions, and whatever, whenever I feel like it. And is just more active for reblogs and chatting.

YOUTUBE: On YouTube, I'm trying a more persistent release schedule. With specific dates for releases. Read more about that on the community side on my YouTube.

INSTAGRAM: Only drawings and finished products are posted here. Short said It's a more organized place for many of my drawings.

TWITTERX: I'm not that active here, but when I am, it's mostly for discussions, thoughts, and comments.

Links to all social media are found in this post.

5 FUN FACTS ABOUT ME ~

I LOVE Cats. Drawing them, petting them, looking at my cat--

I ABSOLUTELY ADORE drawing Chinese Dragons, Wings, and yeah, Cats. Under normal circumstances, I would not turn down a request including some of those in any way.

I DO WRITE AS WELL. I am working on a oneshot right now, but haven't released anything yet.

I LOVE DANMEI and just Asian especially Ancient Chinese Culture.

And ehhhh, for the last one, I'm From the North. of what? Well, you will have to guess.

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I hope You will or am enjoying my content! Be sure to leave a reaction to let me know if you did~! But only if you did!

PLEASE NOTE that I use a lot of content and designs that are not mine, but are fanart and likewise.

And DO NOT ever take any art or content and repost it somewhere, without permission or credit. No matter if it is written on the post or not.

Please report any who might repost my art without giving credit,

THANK YOU!

Status: Active

/ Currently focusing mostly on Bungou Stray Dogs (BSD)

Hashtags to quickly find categories of my stuff will be added soon. Including them will be some of these:

#LUZijing'sARt #LUZjing'sFAnart #LUZjing'sRAmbles

Relevant LINKS and INFO:

About Me and My Channel

Different names - The story behind them: N/A

What to call me?

My Social Media

YouTube

Instagram

Tumblr

Twitter

My Art - Last updated on the 25th of February

Flaming Cat

A Night Full Of Stars

Lunar New Year of the Dragon

Lunar New Year of the Dragon without text

BSD FanArt - Last updated on the 30th of July

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NAKAHARA CHUUYA!!! (29th of April 2024)

Nakahara Chuuya digital Screenshot Redraw + drawing process

Dazai Sketch "I went a bit wild with the colors in the darker nuances"

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAZAI OSAMU!!! (19th of June 2024)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TACHIHARA MICHIZOU!!! (30th of July 2024)

SOUKOKU Age 15 Manga Cover Redraw INCLUDING Speedpaint

Spellbook

Carnival ride/carousel

BSD Discussion - Last updated on the 16th of August

They are sold in Magazines??! Gorgeous Official art!!

So this IS official art, after all, My thoughts, Soukoku

Official Art Outfits/Clothes Appreciation Post!! LIKE DAMN-!!!!

Fitzgerald DOES speak Japanese, but...

A Reblog: Chuuya WASN'T happy when Dazai left -that IS clear- but it's not like he was a sobbing mess for months either

So... BSD CHAPTER 117—!!!!!!!

A Reblog: Is Amenogozen truly killing people?

Official art parallels between SSKK and SKK..!!!!

Is this Official art or not?? SSK

BSD CHAPTER 119 - what is going on Fyodorrrr-!??

Dazai's bandages..?

LMK FanArt - Last updated on the 31st of July

Color Shift: Wukong and Macaque

Color Shift: Red Son and Mei

Sun Wukong Design

Macaque Design

My Fancomic: Forgotten Memories - Not started yet

MK doodles on paper

Wukong and Macaque on paper

Yin and Yang, Shadow and Light

Sun Wukong - ATTACK!

An exercise in perspective with the Golden staff

The Great Sage Equaling Heaven, Sketch

The Demon Bull King, Sketch

MK, the Monkie Kid, Sketch

Descendant of the White Dragon Horse - Mei, Sketch

Expansion of "Descendant of the White Dragon Horse - Mei, Sketch"

MINI-COMIC: With SWK and MK - "What.....?" "...What...?"

POV: Realization came. Or you could just call it smug Wukong~

Quick Analog Sketch of SWK

Mo the Cat (Screenshot Redraw)

I WATCHED S5 AND COULDN'T HELP DRAWING SOME STUFF/SKETCHESS ALREADYYY

Color Shift: MK and Wukong

LMK Discussion - Last updated on the 28th of May

A Reblog: How many layers of ‘glamour’ does Macaque have?

A Reblog: What if it is his clones?

S5 Trailer: Is that The Black Tortoise of the North MK is attacking?

Crossover FanArt - Last updated on the 2nd of May

A kinda crossover.. New releases from my YT channel with sketches from both TGCF and LMK

Other/Reblogs - Last updated on the 29th of July

Go watch Heaven Official's Blessing - 天官赐福, It's good :D

BSD: A book about how to live, a book about how to die - AMAZING detail-!

WRITING TIP: An Injury doesn't always need to be accurate in fiction

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Fandoms on YouTube so far -

The Owl House (TOH)

Tangled The Series (TTS)

LEGO Ninjago

LEGO Monkie Kid (LMK)

Heaven Official's Blessing - 天官赐福 / Tian Guan Ci Fu (TGCF)

Bungou Stray Dogs - 文豪ストレイドッグス (BSD)

Content on YouTube so far -

AMVs

Edits

Lyric Video

Humor Video

MEP

MEP Part's

Collabs

Theories/Analyses