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coffee shop by my house hired a new barista who is extraordinarily hot and flirts with me incessantly but she also makes the worst - and i truly mean the worst - coffee i’ve ever paid for. atrociously bad. just another of god’s little jokes

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"sapphic" sounds elegant. romantic. a touch domestic

"lesbian" sounds like youre chainsmoking outside Dyke Tavern and youre about to ash a cigarette on my boobs

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Austin Powers at his therapist: "Oh baby I'm just not feeling shagadelic, I feel like me mojos gone and it'll nevah come back"

Therapist: "Ah, there's an easy solution, the amazing burlesque clown 'Shagliacci' is in town. see him and you'll get your mojo back"

Austin: "But baby..."

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"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

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elf yuri except one of them is high fantasy and the other is one of santa's

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The celebrity Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavors being some of the best ones is like the retail equivalent of having to go to a restaurant and order a rootin tootin yeehaw cowboy burger or something

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I mostly disagree with this take, but I checked the tags and now I feel like understand where this perspective comes from. people are just watching mid shows lol

I wholeheartedly agree that different formats work better for different stories, but I feel this extends to serialized television with short seasons and lengthy episodes. or two-part movies. or a truckload of 9-minute shorts. or whatever esoteric format you can think of. these definitions of television and film are arbitrary, and need not be "distinct," because they only exist as formats in which to express an idea. if a work is better suited for twenty-four 22-minute episodes, I don't believe that's the fault of the trendy "limited series," rather a misstep on the showrunners' part to express a well-paced story within their chosen artistic confines

and like always, many of these decisions are sparked by capitalistic greed at the cost of artistic freedom (often out of the artists' control). this is especially relevant when discussing franchised IP. but again, I don't think the "limited series" format is to blame on its own. the biggest upside to a "limited series" for me is its ability to be artistically complete before streaming services have the chance to can it. in episodic television, this matters less, but in serialized television, it can be deeply unsatisfying to leave a show's pacing up to whether executives allow the showrunners another season. shows avoid this by writing complete self-contained seasons (or even anthologies), knowing they likely won't be renewed, and while that's a deeply frustrating aspect of the industry, it often results in what I believe to be a much more cohesive work

there are plenty of fantastic shows being made with short episodes and long seasons. and vice versa. you just gotta keep looking!!

we need 15-20 episode seasons again these limited series have the worst pacing in the world and none of the character decisions hold any weight

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I’m glad my mom died

i forgot i asked for book recommendations for a moment and was like jesus christ im not qualified for this

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y'all not to doxx myself too hard but irl i have spent some time in my life in mental health recovery, and i am here to tell anyone who needs to hear it that people with multiples & schizophrenia & psychosis & BPD are fun and interesting and lovable people and my friends

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*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

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been on this website for years without a pinned post. better late than never!

my name is Cadence. i'm a 23 year old transfem musician and gamedev. i use they/she pronouns (no preference). i'm also in a committed polyamorous relationship 💕

i use this blog to post/reblog funny shit with the occasional political post sprinkled in. i try to keep it mostly sfw but i'd still prefer if minors didn't interact (thanks!)

i also have a naughty sideblog, so if you're one of the freaks i interact with, just DM me and i'll tell you what my alt's handle is 🐇

ty for stopping by!

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This is the only day you can reblog this

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i play an instrument AND jerk off. god i’m so multi faceted

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i’m only on reddit for r/Kevin