#lu han imagines

[heyniniy]

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[maximumkillshot]

Omg this was so perfect. Thank you. I am literally tearing up. 🥰❤️❤️. I know it was hard having to get those texts, planning one min then the next helping me figure out that I had a seizure while talking to you. Thank you for this. And everything you did today and all the days Lu. You're awesome!

WE WILL FIGURE THIS OUT TOGETHER

/ Hello!! HI!!

/ This is not another chapter of WHBY. That will update in the next few days when I find the time.

/ No this is something entirely different. A quick little something for someone very dear to me who had a bad day.

/ @maximumkillshot I hope you enjoy.

/ Genre: Fluff, comfort, angst

/ Warnings: Talks of medical history, seizures, hospital, anxiety, skin picking.

/ Summary:

“I-I don’t know. Just like my brain isn’t clear. It happened to fast Channie..one second I was talking you B/F/F and Lixie on a park bench. The next I felt my eyes roll back before moving left and right rapidly. My body felt like it needed to happen. But it was so out of my control I didn’t even know what was happening until I came to with Lix guiding me to breathe,” your explanation scared him more. A deep pit settled in his stomach as he listened to you speak. He wished he was there. The thought of one his younger members there to whiteness something so terrifying and unknown scared him more.

When Chan had settled into the studio that afternoon he hadn’t expected much to happen. In fact he hoped it would be a normal work day. His allotted time for the afternoon was with Changbin and Han in the studio. They had three new tracks to work through. The rest of the boys had various other things for their day. Vocalracha had scheduled in time for voice lessons and Lee Know was locked away somewhere working on some specialized choreography for the new album. He had some finished tracks sent over for the dancer to play with. The day was supposed to be easy. Lix had a random free afternoon and had decided to spoil Y/N. And Changbin’s partner. With Chan and Changbin in the studio so often it was hard for them to spend the time they wanted with their loves. That being said Chan was sure to give Y/M his card. With explicit instructions to spend as much as she liked. He only hoped she’d listen and choose to spoil herself for once. It was four hours into their work that his phone rang. Felix’s contact ID appeared over his phone. But said device was buried in the bottom of his bag on silent. Three calls later and Changbin’s phone went off. But the shorter one had his phone on hand. The flow of the room was interrupted with the loud ringtone that blared over the current piece they were working on.

“It’s Felix,” Changbin remarked before he had let the phone go to voicemail. Chan gave him a pointed look to silence the device but before he could it rang again. Still Felix.

“Just be quick,” Chan remarked as he turned back to his laptop. Changbin answered quickly this time. He hadn’t let it go to voicemail.

“Felix, we’re in the middle of a track, what's up??” The younger Aussies voice was muted on the other side. Chang couldn’t hear what all was going on but he figured it had to do with the shopping trip he had taken the two girls on. “WHAT?!?!” When Changbin yelled Chan stood to scold him, but the face he had stopped him in his tracks. His eyes wide as he listened intently to whatever Felix had to say. “Yeah Chan is with me,” there was a pause..it was clear by the hand that settled over Changbin’s mouth that something had gone awry. He feared what it might be. He only hoped the girls and Felix were okay. “I’ll have Lee Know drive. And Chan will call Y/N. Thanks Lix. We will see you soon,” when Changbin hung up there was a stillness to the air Chan hated. Every breath he took was baited with anticipation.

“What..”

“Chan, sit,” he sat, slow and steady, the news he was about to receive had him braced for an impact of what he didn’t know. “Han get Lee Know. We need him to drive us to the hospital. Y/N had an accident. Felix said it looked like a seizure. But they aren’t sure. He drove her and my girl to the hospital. They are there now running tests,” Chan felt as though his heart had been crushed. He knew of your health problems, of all the various ways at which your body tried to torture you just for your existence. There were many nights he’d hold you to his chest as you cried. Anxiety from a doctor's visit the next day, or the sheer pain of your body breaking apart from just touching dust. You shared everything with him in time. He knew the ins and outs of your medical history by heart. But a seizure, it was not on the table. Not something deep rooted in your medical files. It was new to him, and likely new to you. Changbin hauled him up out of his seat. The stupor he was in shaken away with a literal head shake. “Lee Know has the car ready,” his bag was handed to him but he’d rather have left it behind if it made getting to you faster. Once in the car Changbin’s phone went off again, this time it was his partner calling. When he answered the phone was then deposited in Chan’s hands. “It’s your girl,”

“Y/N, are you okay??” His voice stayed level despite the panic that riddled his heart a mess.

“I’m alright Channie. A little foggy. They’ve got a whole bunch of tests going,”

“Foggy, how baby girl??” He wanted to know every piece of information you would give him if given the chance.

“I-I don’t know. Just like my brain isn’t clear. It happened to fast Channie..one second I was talking you B/F/F and Lixie on a park bench. The next I felt my eyes roll back before moving left and right rapidly. My body felt like it needed to happen. But it was so out of my control I didn’t even know what was happening until I came to with Lix guiding me to breathe,” your explanation scared him more. A deep pit settled in his stomach as he listened to you speak. He wished he was there. The thought of one his younger members there to whiteness something so terrifying and unknown scared him more.

“We will be there in just a few my love hang in there,”

“Okay, Channie..is Hyunjin coming?? Felix is a little rattled,”

“No sweet thing. But I have Lee Know and Changbin for B/F/F,” there was a pause on the other side of the phone, distant chatter about something he couldn’t hear. Then your sweet voice welcomed him back.

“I have to hang up Chan. I’m going in for a CAT-scan,”

“Okay Baby girl I’ll be there soon,” there was more faint chatter before the phone ended with the familiar doot doot doot. There was nothing more he hated in this moment than to hear that sound. Sure you were alive, coherent, and even spoke to him calm and collected. Still his heart ached for the distance that was currently between you. He loved you with his whole heart, this unknown entity that loomed over you and him was terrifying. When he looked over the dash he saw Lee Know was well above the suggested speed limit, Chan thought to tell him to slow down. But the idea of being beside you much faster kept his mouth shut. He’d let it slide this once..it wasn’t long before they pulled into the parking lot of the hospital you were at. Lee Know had barely pressed on the brake before Chan had leapt from the vehicle. Changbin was hot on his heels. He paced in the entryway as he waited his turn in line at the security gate. Once through he quickly walked to the reception counter. “I am looking for L/N F/N. I’m her boyfriend,” Changbin was at his side moments later as he slipped a SnapBack and mask over his leaders face. They both gave the nurse their ID’s and a first badge before they were given your room number and ushered on their way. Your room wasn’t far, since they still had you in the ER for triage. Though Chan had trouble seeing the room numbers with how fast he was moving. In the end that wasn’t something he had to worry about. It was the sound of your best friend, Changbin’s girl, that drew him toward your room. Whatever had happened had the small woman in a fit.

“What do you mean you don’t have answers??” he could hear the familiar clack of acrylic nails as they made contact with a hard surface. “Is that a medical term?? Spell it out for me Doc?? Because frankly it is appalling and rather unacceptable that your approach to me is ‘I have no answers,’ find me one. NOW!!” Chan eyed his best friend the look he gave read entirely as ‘get your girl,’ he’d never say it allowed, he had the utmost respect for her as a person. Especially when he learned how much she had helped you through some tough times in life. She had always been and always will be an advocate for your health.

“Are you the doctor looking after my girlfriend??”

“I am,”

“Explain to me what is going on. Right now. I can be patient but the health of my girl is far more important to me than anything else in this world. So please explain to me what is going on right now,”

“So far based on what Y/N has described to us we suspect she had a seizure. But all of the tests we have run have come back inconclusive. We just don’t have the proper answers for you at this time. My hope is that the CAT scan will tell us more,”

“And if it doesn't??” his arms folded over his chest as he looked down at the doctor over the bridge of his nose. He could see now why your bestie had been so upset. Her own medical history was a slight mystery. The combo you two had over shared lack of medical help and knowledge in your lives is what you two had bonded over in the first place.

“Then she has to meet with her primary doctor and schedule in some tests with them. There is only so much we can do in the ER. She needs to schedule with specialists with her primary,”

“Thank you doctor,” with that he watched as your brilliant face came around the corner in a gurney. Chan stepped away from the doctor, he let the small man walk away in hopes they would find something on that CAT scan. For now all Chan wanted was to be at your side. He slipped between the nurses that wheeled you and greeted you with a smile. He was sure you could tell he was smiling for the corners of your own eyes lifted in pairs to his. Once you were settled back in your room he finally spoke to you. “Hello my sweet baby girl. How are you feeling??”

“Tired, less foggy though. My head is clearer. It was like the episode needed to happen.”

“Good, that's good. The doctor wasn’t able to find much from your tests. He said of the CAT scan is inconclusive we will have to meet with your primary doctor,”

“Channie, I can't,” he lifted his brow to ask why not. “I cannot afford it. I already maxed out my insurance with this hospital visit. Everything else will be out of pocket. I just can’t afford it,” with a heavy sigh from your lips he looked at your lap. He watched as your hands drew together, the skin around your fingers picked apart from your anxiety. Gently he slid his own hands into yours to stop the habit. He then kissed the crown of your head as a way to draw your attention back to his.

“Don’t you worry about that my love. I will have you switched onto my plan. And anything the insurance might not cover I will,”

“Channie you ca-” he silenced you with a kiss on the lips. Sweet and slow. When he pulled back he was happy to see the sparkle in your eyes.

“I can and will baby girl,” he kissed you again. “No one will come between me and your health,” another kiss. “Not even you, got that??”

“I think I need another kiss to be sure,”

“Always baby girl,” he gave you another kiss, he’d give you a thousand more if you said so. His love for you was endless, boundless. “Tonight lets watch movies, and cuddle. Tomorrow we will make time for your doctors,” when you nodded he was satisfied. While the two of you waited on the final results of the tests he crawled into the small gurney with you his body a soothing balm for you. His own anxiety eased once he had you in his arms. “I love you baby girl,”

“I love you too Channie,”

[masterofrecords]

The Ravages of Time episode 3

So at the end of this card it says “excerpt from “The Records of the Three Kingdoms” – biography of Liu Bei. “The Records of the Three Kingdoms” does have a Liu Bei chapter, but it is titled “Biography of the Former Lord” (and in the translation below he will be addressed as such, according to the original source as well as the text on the card in the donghua). There is, however, a computer game titled “The Records of the Three Kingdoms, Biography of Liu Bei”. As you can imagine, that made my search a little more complicated than it had to be.

“The Records of the Three Kingdoms” has never been fully translated into English, but there were plans to do so, that were regrettably discontinued. Still, William Gordon Crowell, who was working on the project, kindly made the otherwise unpublished completed parts of the translation public, along with his translator’s notes.

The donghua card presents an abridged version of the opening paragraphs of the chapter; I took the liberty to edit Dr. Crowell’s translation to fit the card text as well as for general readability or to bring them in accordance with the terminology I use in my other translations. I have omitted most of the notes except for the explanation on Liu Bei’s looks; I suppose the details on geography and personas mentioned there will be of little interest to most, but if you want to know more, I encourage you to look into the full translation – it is available for free and easily googlable.

Episode 3

From historical records on Liu Bei The Former Lord was surnamed Liu and had the given name of Bei and the courtesy name Xuande. He was a native of Zhuo prefecture in Zhuo commandery, and he was the descendant of a son of Emperor Jing of the Han, Prince Jing of Zhongshan [Liu] Sheng. The Former Lord's grandfather Xiong and his father Hong served in provincial and commandery offices. Xiong was recommended as filially pious and incorrupt, and he rose to become prefect of Fan in Dong commandery. When the Former Lord was young, he was left without a father. With his mother he wove mats to make a living. In his youth, when the Former Lord would play beneath a tree with other small children from his clan, he would say, “I must ride in this feather-covered chariot. His uncle Zijing said to him, “Don't talk so foolishly! You'll bring destruction on our house!” When he was 15, his mother sent him to study. With his clansman Liu Deran and Gongsun Zan of Liaoxi he became a disciple of the former grand administrator of Jiujiang commandery, Lu Zhi who was from the same commandery. Liu Deran's father, Yuanqi, frequently gave the Former Lord material support. Yuanqi's wife said, “Each has his own family. How can you regularly do this?” Yuanqi replied, “This boy is in our clan, and he is an extraordinary person.” The Former Lord did not enjoy studying. He liked dogs and horses, music, and dressing in fine clothing. He was 7 chi 5 cun (173 cm) tall, and his hands hung down to his knees. He was able to look back and see his own ears [1]. Humble before good people, he did not manifest his happiness or anger in his look. He enjoyed associating with braves, and in his youth he fought and hung out with them. The great merchants from Zhongshan, Zhang Shiping and Su Shuang, had riches of several thousands in gold. They sold horses, and they made a circuit through Zhuo commandery. They happened to see Liu and were struck by him, so they presented him with much money and wealth. With this, the Former Lord was able to assemble a group of followers. At the end of the reign of Emperor Ling, the Yellow Turbans rose up, and every province or commandery called up righteous armies. The Former Lord led his adherents, and under Colonel Zou Jing attacked the Yellow Turban bandits with distinction. He was appointed commandant of Anxi. – excerpt from “Records of the Three Kingdoms” – Biography of Liu Bei

[1] These physical idiosyncrasies were thought perhaps to be signs that Liu Bei had been destined to be ruler. Miyakawa Hisayuki has suggested that this description of the large ears and long arms may show the influence of Buddhist iconography from the sutras that had recently arrived in China. The size of Liu's ears, at least, appears not to have been a literary invention, for Lü Bu referred to him as the “big-eared boy.” “Looking back” and being able to see his own ears perhaps means they could be seen with his peripheral vision. The “braves” were ruffians with a code of honor, albeit one at odds with officially sanctioned moral values. Generally viewed by the government as potential threats to the social order, they were often considered heroes by the populace.

And into the spoilers we go!

Shuijing villa - Shuijing means bright, can be used in the sense of a person's brilliance. Literally means "bright as a mirror". The villa here refers specifically to a mountain villa.

I'm afraid there isn't much I can say about the Liu Bei and his companions in the context of the coalition against Dong Zhuo. It is for sure known that they participated in the campaign, but that's about it. The Romance of the Three Kingdoms popularized some fictional events of it, like the 3-vs-1 fight of the trio against Lü Bu, but I'm not sure if those will be included in this donghua. Liu Bei is described as a cunning tactician though, so I can imagine the donghua scenes happening.

Still, I'll give a bit more background info on all three. Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei are probably the most famous example of sworn brothers. Around the time of the Yellow Turban rebellion (more on that on another episode) they gave the famous oath in the peach garden - or at least, so the legends and "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" say. The actual chronicles only mention the three were "as close as brothers", but the idea is still firmly ingrained in the collective conscious. There are even temples dedicated to the three of them - lit. called "Temples of the Three Righteous".

The above text only mentions he helped his mother make straw mats, but in the cut part shoes are also mentioned; as such, Liu Bei is sometimes worshiped as a god of shoemakers.

Largely thanks to the novel, Liu Bei is commonly regarded as an example of a benevolent and humane ruler, because of the author's preference for him. Considering that The Ravages of Time is mainly considering Sima Yi's point of view (and Liu Bei and Sima Yi will later lead rivaling kingdoms) I was actually rather surprised by the rather sympathetic portrayal of him in the donghua.

Still, while Liu Bei's political decisions and ruling philosophy can be discussed at length, there is no doubt that his choice of companions caused him trouble more than once.

Liu Bei was considered the eldest of the three brothers; the second was Guan Yu (courtesy name Yunchang). His life has been even more glorified than Liu Bei's - and since the Sui dynasty (581-618) he's been considered a deity. In fact, to this day, he is worshiped both in Buddhism and Taoism, as well as respected in other philosophies and religions, to say nothing of the Chinese folk tradition.

Still, despite this truly overwhelming veneration from pretty much all the following dynasties, the records say that despite his righteousness, he was "unrelenting and conceited", which proved to be his downfall..

Finally, the third brother was Zhang Fei (courtesy name Yide), whose main shortcomings - his quick temper and brutality - are the things he's most well-known for, and in a lot of ways he can be seen as the opposite of Guan Yu. While there are accounts of him composing poetry in the middle of the battle, it is by far overshadowed by his cruelty towards his soldiers and the fights he got into, sometimes dragging his sworn brothers into trouble as well.

(Just to complete the picture, yes, Zhang Fei is also sometimes worshiped along with Guan Yu.)

Regardless of all that, both Guan Yu and Zhang Fei were regarded as mighty warriors "worth a thousand men", as well as loyal followers of Liu Bei's.

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Some final thoughts - it definitely feels like the story is playing up the future main players to keep the cast a little more manageable and maybe to put the more recognizable faces in early. Also the extra drama! It's definitely fun, so I'm not complaining XD

[hils79]

Hils Watches Cross Fire - Ep 7

I love these idiot boys flipping a coin to determine whether to change their whole careers

Yes go and get your boyfriend back!

Oh come on are they saying he can't walk because he's depressed? Is this going to be some Heidi nonsense where fresh air and playing esports lets him walk again?

Aww she was so happy that she managed to double her test score thanks to Lu Xiaobei helping her and then she immediately got hauled in front of the dean for her grades still not being good enough ☹

Oh no but also oh yes she knocked over his plant shelf. As someone who has always been a follow the rules sort of person I am cringing, but as a lover of fictional characters I am cheering

The subs have randomly turned into Indonesian but I'm assuming she got either suspended or expelled for knocking over the dean's plants

Aww he's come to speak on her behalf. I love this.

As a contrast to all those characters who get an opportunity to do something that's really important to them and then immediately have a nap because the work is boring, she's eating fucking chilli peppers to keep herself awake and her mind active. Such a badass I love her.

I love all the women in this. She's refusing to publish her thesis because her supervisor is insisting his name be added as a co-author even though he did no work. Stick to your guns! Men suck!

Oh my god he joined a game just to announce his love and get his boy back

Oh yeah they definitely slept together

Dudes, don't be homophobic

God, these two are such dramatic gays. I adore them.

They are literally framing this as a romance

I mean Lu Han has played Wu Xie. He knows all about how to play a gay disaster little dude

JFC Xu Wei literally has his legs wrapped around Xiao Feng while their homophobic teammates shoot at them and throw grenades at them. This is more perfect than any reunion I was imagining.

And then they left the internet cafe holding hands while people stared at them. I love this so much.

I knew he was going to end up being the antagonist

We seem to be back in Indonesian again. But I think this means Lu Xiaobei is banned from registering for the contest because of the accusation that he cheated

And the solution is to have him wear a wig, glasses, and use a girl's ID. I'm sure this won't backfire at some point when it's most important

Haha! He's wearing the wig in game too

I love that he's there to just shit talk their opponents

A fight breaks out and he's just happily on his phone. I can relate

OMG THAT'S PANGZI FROM THE BABY TRIANGLE MOVIE! I didn't know he was in this!

Oh, is he one of Lu Xiaobei's brother's teammates?

Holy shit his wife bit him for lying about working overtime so he could go and play games

I see them cuddling

Ah, shit, his dad confiscated his laptop. He really is the worst

[xie-wentian]

Am I the only one who associates music to my characters?

I was thinking about my builders in My Time at Sandrock while listening to music, and some music seems to fit how I imagine them.

Time by Hans Zimmer perfectly matches how I imagine Xie WenTian.

If You Fall I Will Carry You by Efisio Cross matches Lu Xi.

I’m curious..what songs do you associate with your characters?

[nemainofthewater]

Halfway though, and currently Fang Duobing is winning with 23.7%, followed by Guo Changcheng with 14.5%, and then Quan Yizhen with 13.1%.

Tag propaganda under the cut:

Lei Wujie

#ohhh I could vote for so many of these#but I have to go for Lei Wujie I lov him by @jianghushenanigans

#i voted for lei wujie but i can 100% understand why guo changcheng is winning by @circumference-pie

#HANDS DOWN lei wujie and i adore him for it#if i wanted to be funny I'd vote di lanjue though by @minnarr

#this one was so hard with great optiins!#eventually decided on Lei Wujie#i think of him and already imagine the wagging tail by @jaimebluesq

Han Ying

#i would have been so torn between han ying and quan yizhen if i had scrolled enough before clicking han ying#luckily i did not by @lr00

Guo Changcheng

#JUST LOOK AT MY BOY#xiao guo#i love him#guardian#polls by @elvencantation

#it’s GOTTA be Guo Changcheng#that’s literally the point of his character by @adelaiderowan

#apologies to my babby FDB#i love him with all my heart#but the winner#is obviously by a landslide#guo changcheng by @orchisailsa

Fang Duobing

#*BANGING POTS AND PANS* HELLO VOTE FANG DUOBING BEST PUPPY DOG CHARACTER WITH THE SOULFUL WET DARK EYES#mlc and also #FANG DUOBING VOTE FANG DUOBING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by @commandersya

#FANG DUOBING MY BELOVED by @octarina

#this is HARD#so many excellent puppies#but I voted fang Duobing by @harocat

#kan jian my beloved <3#however#FANG DUOBING SWEEP !!!#my boy!!! by @patronsaintofdemons

Guo Jing

#i'm sorry I voted for Guo Jing#the man is next to the words “golden retriever” in the dictionary#and also “himbo”#like no I truly mean that canonical Guo Jing is not the brightest of boys but his heart of gold is HUGE#and also he's supposed to be BUILT#just a brick wall of a man by @tavina-writes

#guo jing guo jing! the man was born with puppy energy! growing up big and strong never diminished it! by @cerusee

Shangque

#gotta go with my man the great black dragon puppy dog shangque#he's so soft and all :3#blushy boi whenever he does A Good by @urisarang

Other

by @shadaras and by @emeraldonyxdragon

#kan jian (dmbj)#THE most golden-retriever-coded of all time#the goodest boy#getting such a good grade in minion by @kholran

#kan jian (dmbj)#the goodest boy#bouncy sunshine puppy by @randombones

#waer has my vote!#babiest of babies. armsiest of Arms#himbo supreme by @xcziel

#KAN JIAN MY PUPPY BOY by @foxofninetales

#kan jian!#he is 100% the goodest boy#he is like a golden retriever in human form by @merinnan

#kan jian!#he is like a golden retriever in human form by @1ebilcat

#kan jian!!!!!#i cannot think of a single character cdrama or otherwise that is more the human personification of a puppy#polls#dmbj#kan jian by @psychic-waffles

#op how could you forget su she by @little-meowyao

#op how could you forget su she#<- its su she its su she its su she by @jin-zixun

#Voted shangque#But would also like to nominate Wen Ning#Wwx whistles and wn I there#The most sunshiney fierce corpse by @talayse

#gu xiang#word of honor by @seekerofpatterns

#Yuan Lu from a journey to love#his puppy energy is doubled bc he's born in the year of the dog >:)#also loyal to a fault and often stuck on house watching duty look the signs are there#also very feral if you hurt his found family#I would've voted FDB but gotta guve my boy Yuan Lu some justice too#a journey to love#yuan lu by @rose-tinted-vision

#Look. Meng Zhi has incredible doggo vibes but he's a big mastiff or something.#A dog that could bowl you over and sit on your chest and that's it for you. You live here now. Nothing to do.#If you want a puppy vibe you should have picked Jingrui or maybe even Yujin. by @aceofthegreenajah <- originally this was just a dog vibes poll instead of a puppy poll so I did not completely reassess NiF characters before publishing

These characters are rays of sunshine and we love to see them! Not only that, but they are intensely loyal - truly man's best friend <3 I can practically see the tail wagging when they're told they've done a good job...

Write-ins, propaganda, and images are welcome!

[calimera62]

Je vais te bombarder aussi

Sherlock/Moriarty (du manga "Moriarty", pas de la série bbc ou de l'original sherlock XD), Han/Lando and Luke/Lando (Stars Wars), Lumière/Big Ben (la belle et la bête), Owen/Claire (Jurassic world), Lucky Luke/Calamity Janes ou/et Lucky Luke/Joe (Lucky Luke). Et pour le crack dans Astérix, le poissonier et le forgeron ou/et le forgeron et Assurantourix XD

Yay ^ ____________ ^

Sherlock/Moriarty : Je t'avoue ne pas avoir lu le manga, donc je ne pourrais pas te répondre ^^;;

Han/Lando : je ne les shippe pas mais je comprends que les gens les shippent. Le potentiel de friends to lovers, two disaster boyfriends smuggling together, se disputant la garde de leur vaisseau avec Chewbacca qui n'en peut plus de ces deux-là, qu'ils se trouvent une chambre pour résoudre leurs problèmes non mais !

Luke/Lando : je ne les shippe pas activement mais c'est un ship mignon et intéressant à envisager. Il y a quelques similitudes avec Han/Luke, et Lando peut être un véritable charmeur et puis j'aime imaginer Luke avoir un faible pour les hommes à moustache (Biggs, Lando, Din...). C'est un couple qui peut très bien fonctionner, et je valide !

Lumière/Big Ben : comment ne pas les aimer ? C'est FrUk mais comme s'ils étaient dans une production Disney. Ils aiment se taquiner l'un l'autre mais au-délà des disputes, je pense qu'il y a beaucoup d'estime et d'affection entre eux, je les trouve adorable !

Owen/Claire : je ne suis pas à fond dans les ships dans le fandom Jurassic Park / Jurassic World mais il faut avouer qu'ils sont très mignons ces deux-là. Ce sont deux opposés mais ils sont la preuve que l'expression "les opposés s'attirent" fonctionne. Ils n'auraient pu être que le coup d'un soir, ou un couple qui implose après s'être mis ensemble pendant une situation stressante (les événements de JW1) mais ils ont su fonctionner malgré tout, malgré le break up dans JW2, à se retrouver pour ne plus se quitter. Ils se complètent très bien et malgré tout le mal que je peux penser de JW3, j'aime la famille qu'ils forment avec Maisie et Bluuuue

Lucky Luke/Calamity Jane : je les shippe davantage de façon platonique, le genre d'amitié homme/femme que j'aimerais voir plus souvent. J'aime quand ils travaillent ensemble dans la BD comme dans les dessins-animés, ils sont très différents mais avec leurs similitudes, et j'aime les voir comme de vieux amis qui se retrouvent aussi bien pour une mission que devant un verre dans un saloon à parler de tout et de rien.

Lucky Luke/Joe Dalton : un rarepair à mon grand malheur ! C'est un ship que j'aime beaucoup, encore une fois car on retrouve le trope "enemies to lovers" ou alors "enemies with benefits" avec Luke qui se sent responsable des Dalton à chaque fois (qui d'autre pour les empêcher de faire une bêtise sinon lui ?) et qui commence à avoir un faible pour le plus petit et le plus grognon des quatre ? Joe se met si facilement en colère et malgré lui, il trouve ça adorable. Même si Joe déteste Luke, j'aime imaginer qu'il ne peut pas imaginer un monde sans lui, et j'aime sa possessivité envers Luke (il n'y a que lui et lui seul qui a le droit de descendre Luke, non mais oh !!). J'aime les rares moments dans la BD ou le dessin-animé où ils coopèrent, on sent qu'ils pourraient s'entendre malgré tout, et je déplore que ça n'arrive que trop rarement. Et puis pour être honnête, seul le fait que Luke soit du bon côté de la loi empêche Ma de faire de Luke un Dalton en bonne et due forme :P

Ordralfabétix/Cétautomatix : un ship fun à envisager, que ce soit en platonique ou pas. L'un ne peut pas vivre l'un sans l'autre, ils aiment trop se taquiner, se battre pour mieux se rabibocher après ^^ je ne les shippe pas sérieusement mais ils sont fun à imaginer ^^

Cétautomatix/Assurancetourix : un ship à envisager, pas un couple que j'adore personnellement mais pas un notp pour autant. Je suis curieuse disons et puis il y a peut-être une raison qui fait que Cétautomatix aime autant l'attacher :P

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Hans Zimmer - Time (Inception) Piano solo arr. (avec partition)

Hans Zimmer - Time (Inception) (avec partition)

https://vimeo.com/684427256

Sheet Music Download here.

Time (Inception): Music from the Motion Picture

Inception : Musique du film

est la bande originale du film 2010 du même nom réalisé par Christopher Nolan , sorti sous Reprise Records le 13 juillet 2010. Hans Zimmer a marqué le film, marquant sa troisième collaboration avec Nolan après Batman Begins et The Dark Knight . Production Selon Zimmer, la bande originale d' Inception est « une partition très électronique ». Nolan a demandé à Zimmer de composer et de terminer la partition pendant qu'il tournait le film. Le compositeur a déclaré : « Il voulait libérer mon imagination de la meilleure façon possible ». À un moment donné, lors de la composition de la partition, Zimmer a incorporé un son de guitare rappelant Ennio Morricone et souhaitait que Johnny Marr , ancien guitariste du groupe de rock influent des années 80 The Smiths , joue ces parties. L'inspiration rapportée de Zimmer était de trouver une piste de synthétiseur qu'il avait écrite similaire au style de guitare de Marr. Nolan a accepté la suggestion de Zimmer, puis Zimmer a approché Marr, qui a accepté son offre. Marr a passé quatre jours de 12 heures à travailler sur la partition, jouant des notes écrites par Zimmer avec une guitare à 12 cordes. Pour s'inspirer, Zimmer a lu Gödel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid de Douglas Hofstadter parce qu'il combinait «l'idée d'espièglerie en mathématiques et d'espièglerie en musique». Zimmer n'a pas assemblé un score temporaire mais "de temps en temps, ils appelaient et disaient" nous avons besoin d'un petit quelque chose ici ". Mais c'était OK parce que la plupart des morceaux de musique ne sont pas spécifiques à cette scène. Ils se répartissent en petites catégories ». En écrivant le scénario, Nolan a écrit dans » d' Édith Piaf « Non, je ne regrette rien mais a failli l'enlever lorsqu'il a choisi Marion Cotillard , qui venait de terminer un tour oscarisé en tant que Piaf dans le film de 2007 La Vie en rose . . Zimmer a convaincu Nolan de le garder dans le film et a également intégré des éléments de la chanson dans sa partition; en particulier, la fanfare emblématique des cuivres du film ressemble à une version ralentie de l'instrumentation de la chanson. Les bandes-annonces du film présentent une musique spécialement composée par Zack Hemsey , qui n'apparaît pas sur la bande originale officielle. La bande originale a été nominée pour plusieurs prix, dont un Academy Award , un Golden Globe , un Grammy et un BAFTA . James Southall de Movie Wave a attribué cinq étoiles à la partition, la qualifiant de "meilleur travail de Zimmer depuis plusieurs années", et Jim Lochner de Film Score Click Track, qui a déclaré "Inception est une balade musicale passionnante et trippante", récompensant le score quatre étoiles et demie sur cinq. Liste des pistes Toute la musique est composée par Hans Zimmer . No.TitleLength1."Half Remembered Dream"1:122."We Built Our Own World"1:553."Dream Is Collapsing"2:284."Radical Notion"3:435."Old Souls"7:446."528491"2:237."Mombasa"4:548."One Simple Idea"2:289."Dream Within a Dream"5:0410."Waiting for a Train"9:3011."Paradox"3:2512."Time"4:35Total length:49:13 No.TitleLength13."Projections"7:0414."Don't Think About Elephants"5:35Total length:12:39

Biographie de Hans Zimmer

Nom de naissance : Hans Florian Zimmer Hans Florian Zimmer est un compositeur de films allemand et producteur exécutif de partitions. Il a composé la musique de plus de 100 films, dont Rain Man (1988), The Lion King (1994), Crimson Tide (1995), The Prince of Egypt (1998), Gladiator (2000), The Last Samurai (2003), The Da Vinci Code (2006), Frost/Nixon (2008), The Dark Knight (2008), Sherlock Holmes (2009) et Inception (2010). Zimmer a passé le début de sa carrière au Royaume-Uni avant de déménager aux États-Unis. Il est à la tête de la division musique de film des studios DreamWorks et travaille avec d'autres compositeurs à travers la société qu'il a fondée, Remote Control Productions. Ses œuvres se distinguent par l'intégration de sons de musique électronique avec des arrangements orchestraux traditionnels. Il a remporté deux Grammy Awards, deux Golden Globes, un Classical BRIT Award et un Academy Award. Zimmer a également été classé numéro 72 sur la liste des 100 meilleurs génies vivants. Read the full article

[saitoakirachan-the-sjw]

Re: Parents always mourned their children

I took a class this semester on the history of childhood, and it's so important to know that parents have always loved their children, and the death of a child has always been a tragedy. Even though child mortality was a lot higher and sometimes people grow numb to the pain, it doesn't mean that the pain isn't there.

Here's a text on the ancient Chinese child (including a long section about textual evidences of mourning a dead child, particularly daughters):

Wu, Pei-Yi. "5. Childhood Remembered: Parents and Children in China, 800 to 1700". Chinese Views of Childhood, edited by Anne B. Kenney, Honolulu: University of Hawaii Press, 1995, pp. 129-156. https://doi.org/10.1515/9780824861889-009

(Actually the whole book is quite good but this particular section is most relevant to the discussion I think)

Copy-pasted passages of poetry about mourning and separation under the cut:

Scholar-Politician Han Yu's (758-824) poem, mourning his 12 year old daughter who died en route while fleeing from political prosecution:

On such a day, such a month, and such a year, your dad and mom send your wet nurse to your grave with pure wine, seasonal fruit, and a variety of delicious food to be offered to the spirit of Nazi, their fourth daughter.

Alas, you were gravely ill just when I was about to be exiled to the south. The parting came so suddenly that you were both startled and grieved. When I caught my last glimpse of you, I knew death would make our separation permanent. When you looked at me, you were too sad to cry. After I left for the south, the family was also driven out. You were helped into a sedan chair and traveled from early morning to night. Snow and ice injured your weakened flesh. Shaken and rocked, you did not have any rest. There was no time to eat and drink, so you suffered from frequent thirst and hunger. To die in the wild mountains was not the fate you deserved. It is usually the parents' guilt that brings calamities to their children. Was I not the cause of your coming to such a pass?

You were buried hastily by the roadside in a coffin which could hardly be called a coffin. After you were interred the group had to leave. There was no one to care for your grave or watch over it, your soul was solitary and your bones were cold. Although everyone must die, you died unjustly. When I traveled back from the south I made a stop at your grave. As I wept over you I could see your eyes and face. How could I ever forget your words and expressions?

Now on an auspicious day I am having you moved to our ancestral cemetery. Do not be frightened or fearful: you will be safe along the way. There will be fragrant drink and sweet food for you, and you will arrive in your permanent resting place in a nice new coffin. Peace will be with you for ten thousand years!

Renowed poet Chen Shidao (1053-1102), writing about sending his wife and children away to live with the grandparents due to his poverty:

My daughter was just old enough to have her hair tied,

Yet she already knew the sadness of parting.

Using me as a pillow she refused to get up

For fear that getting up she would have to let me go.

The older son was just learning to talk.

Unused to adult ceremonies, he had to struggle with his clothes

When he took formal leave of me, saying: "Dad, I am going now."

How can I ever bear to recall these words?

The younger son was still in swaddling clothes.

He was carried by his mother when they left.

His cry is still ringing in my ears:

Can anyone else understand how I feel?

(This is how much pain he felt during a temporary parting. Imagine the pain that would be caused by death)

Two poems about loss (the first one is real, the second one is imaginary) by Lu You (1125–1210), a historian and a poet who, incidentally, also wrote poems about his cat.

By a deserted hill and over a desolate ravine,

Amid frost and dew, and surrounded by thorns and brush,

Lies my hapless daughter in a solitary grave.

No neighbor is seen in any direction.

When she was alive she never left the house.

ln her death she is abandoned in a place like this. How unkind I am!

~

In my dream I had a little son and a little daughter,

For whom I felt boundless love.

I took them to doctors whenever there was anything wrong;

I bored every visitor with tales of their cleverness.

The morning rooster suddenly woke me up:

How can my love still be there?

Life is but a web of entanglements–

With a laugh I free myself of these fetters.

i have to carefully avoid thinking too hard about any time period before like the 1900s because i start thinking about all the dead babies and i fucking lose it

like!!!! i trully cannot countenance any argument that the past was better when nearly HALF of all young children died. 

[goodwriterwithbadhabits]

Solo Artists/ MultiFandom

I do write for a lot of solo artists, so if you’re interested in someone not on the list, feel free to request. 

{Master Lists}

Amber Liu

-Have You Eaten Today?: Amber is a caring girlfriend, and is always full of surprises.

Huang Zitao

-Moment in Time: When remembering your old friends, also remember that fate is strange like that. (requested)

Kim Woosung (The Rose, but I don’t write for the other members)

-All I Want For Christmas: Christmas time with your boyfriend Sammy.

-Love Songs: Is this an illusion, or has it really come time to spill your truth into this quiet room? (Requested)

-Little Bat Boy: Your immortal vampire boyfriend is the biggest baby on the planet. (2020 Halloween)

Instagram Posts: (Cute)

Fake Texts: (Casual Boyfriend)

Eric Nam:

-March 5th: Eric is lost, but its okay cause he’s really cute. (March Madness Event)

Jay Park:

-March 7th: A marooned sailor meets a vengeful mermaid. (March Madness)

Wonho:

-Shark Bite Soulmate: A chance visit to the aquarium leads to an unexpected twist of fate.

-Do Me a Favor: Asking the right questions may not lead to the right answers but it will lead you to what you need.

-Behind the Mask: The Halloween Masquarade is the biggest event of the year, you would know, you’ve been designing costumes for Idols for a year. This time, however, its a race against the clock for your first project. Maybe Eros has a bigger hand in your work than you think. (2020 Halloween)

Instagram Posts: (Supporting Wonho)

Multi Fandom

-Your Favs as Meet Cutes: My favorite tropes for my sister's birthday.

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

would chi tu just be a menace to society#wait would chi tu be a villain or not#san guo#three kingdoms via @the-kingdom-of-wei

YOU ARE COOKING WITH GAS!!!! RED HARE WOULD HAVE THE PRINCE ZUKO OF REDEMPTION ARCS. IMAGINE BEING THE STEED TO TWO OF THE GREATEST HEROS IN THE LAND, THE VILLAINOUS LU BU TO THE HEROIC GUAN YU. SHE HAS THE RANGE BABEY!!!! (red hare is a girl in my head canon. i went on this big long research binge about warhorses + racehorses that i never ended up publishing. basically: a) stallions suck for basically any purpose. they are so aggressive they're a danger to their riders and other horses which is a terrible trait to have if you need army discipline. they also suck at running fast. male horses are very front-heavy with thick chests and necks for fighting other horses. thats why you never see them in competitions. b) stallions were used in europe bc they were strong and could carry a knight in full armour, muslim countries used mares as warhorses almost exclusively, i couldn't find a lot of stuff about what types of horses were used in han dynasty china, but geldings were a thing so it could be a combination. b) when i was coming up with horse head canons i decided to make Red Hare a mare (cool, confident, bites the shit out of people) and Shadowless a gelding (castrated male horse, friendly, helpful, likes walnut cookies)

The funniest possible adaptation of Romance of the Three Kingdoms would be to narrate it from the various horses' point of view like it's fucking Warrior cats

[cxsmicmyeon]

CONGRATS 💙💙💙 you deserve way more

For the drabble game, 1 and 40 from fluff for Lu Han

Love you 😘

💙 Anon

thank you so much bb!!! and thank you for requesting, i do hope u like it!!!💞💞💞 (this is sUCH A CUTE SCENARIO AAA I LOVED WRITING IT)

1) “you look better in my clothes than i do.” 40) “are you blushing?”

genre: non-famous/slice of life au! tooth-rotting fluff <3 wordcount: 732 warnings: none

author’s note: pls correct me if i got lu’s cat’s name wrong lol

Chiming bells pulled you from dreamland and back to reality right as the clocked turned to nine o’clock in the morning. You stretched your arms up before opening your eyes slightly and turning to the bedside table. You grabbed your cellphone and halted the bells before sitting up and opening your eyes fully. You noticed a piece of paper stuck to the screen and peeled it off.

‘Good morning baby, if I’m not in bed as you’re reading this it’s because I went to get some groceries and cat food. Will be back soon, hope you slept well. -Lu ♡ ’

You smiled as you folded the note and put it onto the table, mentally reminding yourself to put it in your purse later. You glanced over at the empty side of the bed before getting out and walking to the bathroom.

After completing your morning routine, you made your way over to Luhan’s kitchen to make a small breakfast for the two of you for when he returns. You bent down to pet Xiao Huang as you took a half empty carton of eggs and a tomato out of the refrigerator and set it down onto the counter.

As you started scrambling the eggs, the kitchen became cooler as the air conditioner started to blow cooler air. Wrapping your arms around yourself, you spotted a worn out gray hoodie hanging over a chair. 

‘I hope he doesn’t mind if I wear this for a bit,’ you thought to yourself as you slipped the hoodie over you. Instantly you felt warm and cozy, the homely scent of his cologne filling your nose. You rolled the sleeves up as you went to dice the tomato, remembering how Luhan mentioned that he liked tomatoes with his eggs.

The door to the apartment opened right as you finished cooking breakfast. You turned the stove off before rushing over to help your boyfriend with the bags. 

“Good morning,” you pecked Luhan on the cheek as you took one of the grocery bags out of his hand. “I made tomatoes with eggs, I hope you don’t mind I used some of your eggs.”

“I don’t mind at all, it’s okay. I bought more eggs anyway,” Luhan set his other grocery bag down onto the table before bringing the giant bag of cat food over to Xiao Huang’s bowls. You walked back to the stove and began to divvy up the eggs into two plates as Luhan began to put some of the groceries away. 

“Is that my hoodie?” 

You accidentally dropped the utensils you were holding before turning to Luhan. Worry laced your voice as you began to apologize profusely, saying that you were simply borrowing it temporary until you were finished with making breakfast. He walked over to you and wrapped his arms around your waist, taking the time to fully take in the sight of you wearing his favorite hoodie. 

“No, no, no, please don’t apologize. If I’m being honest... you look better in my clothes then I do.” You felt your cheeks flush as he smiled down at you, kissing you on the forehead. You covered your face with your arms as you wiggled out of his embrace.

“The eggs are gonna get cold!” you called out. He grinned as he sat at the table, eagerly awaiting his meal. You set his plate and a pair of chopsticks in front of him before sitting down next to him. You began eating slowly, covering part of your face with the sleeve of your, his, hoodie. 

Luhan watched you as you ate and tried to avoid eye contact with him in fear of embarrassment. His heart fluttered at the sight of you: how amazing you looked wearing his hoodie while acting absolutely adorable in his eyes. “Are you blushing?” Luhan teased, moving your arm away from your face.

“I’m not blushing! You’re blushing! Shut up!” you giggled, punching Luhan playfully in the shoulder. He cried out in faux pain as he stood from his spot and lifted you in his arms. You squealed as he set you on top of the table and began peppering kisses all over your face. 

“You should wear my clothes more often.” You raised an eyebrow before pressing a kiss to Luhan’s soft cheek.

“Maybe I’ll take you up on that offer.” He smiled at your words, capturing your lips with his.

[itstheoneshot]

Scenario: Coming out as trans to your EXO member boyfriend.

Request.

Part 1.

Part 2 here!

Xiumin:

Minseok lifts his gaze to meet yours, looking away from the food that you had made for him to repeat your words back to you.

“You’re trans?” He asks.

“Mhmm...” You reply, staring intently as you try to gauge his reaction.

Minseok nods his head absentmindedly, lost in thought, until he looks as if a lightbulb has gone off in his mind.

“Baby, does that mean you’re gonna call me hyung now?” He asks.

This has you laughing, though Minseok looks unsure whether to laugh along, too. You take his hand in yours, and kiss his fingertips one by one, until you are ready to speak again.

“Seokkie, when did I ever call you oppa anyway?” You giggle, “You’re still my Jagiya.”

Luhan:

It took Luhan a little while to come around to the idea, not fully grasping it at first, he had so many questions, but was afraid that he was being intrusive by asking them. This morning you had told him that you were hoping to start Testosterone shots, and now he only had more that he wanted to know.

“Tián xīn, you look confused. What’s up?” You ask him.

His eyes light up as you call to him, and you smile, assuring him that it is okay to ask whatever is on his mind.

“Your voice is going to break, isn’t it?” He queries.

“It will.” You reply, “And I’m a little afraid that I won’t be able to sing anymore.”

“We can find you a singing trainer to help!” He replies enthusiastically, “But, I am going to be so jealous if your voice ends up deeper than mine.”

Kris:

“Yifan, I’m trans”

You were laying in bed on a Sunday morning, neither of you wanting to get up, when you rolled over to face Yifan and decided now was the right time to spill your biggest secret.

Yifan is quiet for a moment, as he processes your words, he sits up and pulls you onto his lap to join him, so that he can look you in the eyes, he can see tears welling in them as you are so afraid of his reaction.

“Baby, it’s okay.” He replies, brushing your cheek with his fingertips, “Do you have any idea what kind of changes you want to make?”

“I want top surgery,” You start, before nervously asking “Are you still going to love me?”

Yifan chuckles at this, grabbing you under the thighs to pull you closer to him. His hands slide from your thighs, to cup your ass instead as he leans forward to kiss you.

“Of course, I love you for you, and want you to be happy.” He says, laughing before continuing, “And, you know I’m an ass man, anyway.”

Suho:

You had brought a book home, in hopes of getting Junmyeon to understand. You knew that he would be able to grasp the concept of binary transgender, like male to female, or vice versa, but you are nonbinary, and you thought he might struggle.

“Jun, I am not a woman, or a man. I’m like... somewhere in the middle.” You attempt to explain.

Jun furrows his brows, and pouts his lips in thought, you can tell that he is trying his hardest to follow along. Though you know that you are the first nonbinary person he has met, so you can only imagine how confusing this must be for him, hell, it has been confusing enough for you to understand your own gender.

“Are you upset?” You ask him.

“What? No! I’m just, I am confused, but... you’re still my baby... person?” He replies.

You laugh at this, having been called ‘his baby girl’ for so long, his attempt to be supportive has you melting.

“Just baby is fine, Myeonnie.”

Lay:

When you told Yixing that you were transgender, he was a little confused at first. You had struggled to find the words to explain it to him in Mandarin, so he had pulled out his phone to research and understand what you were telling him.

“So... you are really a man?” He asks, his tone sincere, with genuine curiosity.

“I am, is that... okay with you?” You ask.

“Yes, of course!” He replies, eyes widening as he is shocked by your fear of him not being alright with your true self.

“You are still going to love me all the same though, right?” He asks, pulling back so that he can make eye contact.

“Yes, Yixing, as long as you’ll love me the same, too.” You reply.

Yixing smiles at you, leaning forward to press a kiss to your forehead.

“I can’t believe I have a boyfriend now, and the hottest one ever.” He sighs in content.

Baekhyun:

Baekhyun almost burst into tears when you had come out to him. He had noticed your drastic shift in mood over the last few weeks, as you had so badly wanted to tell him, but your anxiety had gotten the better of you, convincing yourself that he would leave the second he found out that you were going to medically transition into the gender you were.

“Oh, really?! That’s great, Jagiya! Wait, is Jagiya still okay to use? It’s gender neutral right? Is there something else you would rather I called you?” He asks question after question.

“Jagiya is fine, Baek!” You say, as he pulls you in to rest your head on his chest.

“I’m proud of you, Jagi. This must have been a really hard thing to deal with alone for so long, but I am here now, and I love you, so what’s first?” He asks.

“First... new wardrobe, and haircut.” You reply, pondering just how much you want to change.

“Great! I need a haircut too, let’s go together.” Baekhyun responds, “But we can’t have matching haircuts, as much as I’m sure you want to look just like me.”

Part 2!

[waitingforminjae]

but when we get that escape squad + lay reunion

[marshmallow-phd]

What’s the Difference?

Genre: Drabble Request

Pairing: Luhan x Reader

A/N: Inspired the tiniest bit by my experience of Thanksgiving cooking yesterday.

**

“I really don’t think that’s right.”

“I’m telling you, it says two tablespoons.”

“But that seems like a lot.”

This was new territory for the both of you. It was Luhan’s idea to try something different and cook together. Neither of you were masters in the kitchen. You tended to stick to very simple, non-adventurous recipes. Luhan did not cook at all. In the first fifteen minutes of this new territory, you’d accidentally set the heat too high for the stove top, somehow managing to burn the vegetables that were supposed to be lightly sauteed while still undercooking them. How was that even possible?

Now you were trying to put together the seasoning for the chicken, which really should have been done first before really starting the process, but that’s what you get for jumping straight into the recipe without reading it all the way first. Then again, you did put Luhan in charge since this was his idea. 

“I’m just reading the recipe,” Luhan grumbled. This was really the test of your relationship. Sensing a fight coming on and wanting to keep this fun, you backed off. 

“Okay,” you nodded, giving him a smile. “Two tablespoons of garlic.”

The rest of the cook time went surprisingly smooth after that. The chicken cooked perfectly in the oven in the time that was given in the recipe and the two of you even managed to save the side dish. Sitting down at the table, your mouth watered and your stomach growled. It smelled delicious. And you’d worked hard for this meal. 

“I’m actually quite proud of us,” you declared. 

“I am, too” Luhan agreed with a laugh. 

Picking up your silverware, you both cut into the chicken and took a bit. And gagged. 

“That is disgusting!” You spit out the piece of chicken and lunged for the glass of water by your plate, desperate to get the horrifying taste out of your mouth. 

Luah shoved his plate away as if it were covered in disease. “How could something that smells so good taste so awful?”

“I have no idea.” With a sneaking suspicion, you got up and went over the paper that Luhan had been reading the recipe from. Coming to the seasoning section, you groaned and covered your face. 

“What is it?” Luhan asked as he came over.

“It was supposed to be two teaspoons of garlic,” you growled through gritted teeth. 

“No, it said tablespoons.”

You showed him the paper as evidence. “It clearly says T-S-P.”

“Yeah. Tablespoon.”

“No, tablespoon is T-B-S-P.”

Luhan shrugged. “What’s the difference?”

“What’s the difference?” you echoed. Marching over to the chicken, you cut a fresh piece off and stuck it on the edge of your fork. “Here. Let me show the difference.”

“No! Keep that away from me!” To spare himself the torture, he took off. But he wasn’t getting away that easily. You chased after him, determined to teach him the difference that a simple “B” could make.

[bad-exo-imagines]

Exo if u read this its been 4 years please respond to this