#lowbudgetmilkywhite

[insomniyuuh]

Cow

[fernsshade]

just wanted to share the milky white puppet i made for my schools production of "into the woods" :3

[notebookmusical]

@lowbudgetmilkywhites i got something for you

[theladydame]

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS TO ME. This is from the Oregon Shakespeare Festival's production, and the Milky White? IS CATHERINE COULSON. AKA THE LOG LADY FROM TWIN PEAKS.

fucking hipsters.

[pacificovertures]

@lowbudgetmilkywhites has been offline for years but i hope you appreciate my contribution… the hat has horns and ears on top (:

[godlessondheimite]

Have you ever looked up lowbudgetmilkywhites on Tumblr? It's a tumblr dedicated to cataloguing different kinds of, er... low budget Milky Whites.

yes

[catboy-joyfriend]

i just remembered one of the first blogs i followed on here was lowbudgetmilkywhites which is. exactly what it sounds like

[wri0thesley]

just read your headcannons for bucci gang couple costumes and the flapper dress you put in Bruno’s gave me horrendous flashbacks to when i bad to play a flapper in my performing arts class’s production of Bugsy Malone. i played knuckles mainly but we didn’t have enough people to play extras so i ended up playing a flapper too. it had no shape and was super loose on me and i looked HORRIFIC. THE ENTIRE GANG WOULDVE BEEN DEAD FROM LAUGHING.

djnbfjgf nothing i love more than seeing ugly costumes in amateur productions! one of my very favourite blogs is thus: lowbudgetmilkywhites

milky white is the cow in into the woods; into the woods is very popular for amateur shows and school productions. milky white needs to be fed some Very Strange Objects as a plot point; ergo, needs to be have either a VERY BIG MOUTH and a cavity to put them in or needs to be a human being who can hold/do something with the objects. this ends with some very bizarre and not at all cow like shapes and abominations

dnfbjkfgnb i’m a plus size person heavy in chest and hips so even tho i like flapper dresses and think there’s cute, there’s no way that a flapper costume is ever going to flatter me! historical costuming often does flatter me and i like a lot of it but the 20s is a Bad Decade For Nats

[kitsnicket]

@lowbudgetmilkywhites I miss you

Sugar bowl gen production of into the woods where they make Jacques play milky white the cow

[actortraveltips]

These websites murder me #lowbudgetmilkywhite #funny #musicaltheater #intothewoods

[mizcoraline]

Into the Woods 2015

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

@lowbudgetmilkywhites if you're still out there this one goes out to you

everyone please look at this DEEPLY cursed Milky White from the production of Into the Woods I saw this weekend

[lowbudgetmilkywhites]

"Our Milky White when I was a senior in high school had a manly beard and knee pads. It was a wild time."

Milky White is too #sk8r for your bulshit...

[lowbudgetmilkywhites]

Milky White upright

"Yeah.  He’s wearing black velvet slippers for shoes/hooves."

Free Him.

[lowbudgetmilkywhites]

"Nick Cearley and Patrick Vaughn played Milky White’s ass and head in 1993 in Greater Hamilton Civic Theatre’s production of Into The Woods in OHIO.  Their performance as ass and head was reprised in the next show GYSPY, where they played Caroline.  Nick remained the ass as that was the end that had to dance."  

[selfshipdork]

YEEEEEEESSSSS

(Also if you like more Into the Woods stuff go check out @ lowbudgetmilkywhites it’s the most hilarious compilation of different Milky whites in ItW productions)

Omfg the post where you said you and Germany were the bakers from Into the Woods just imagine you guys singing“it takes two” together (and you both get a haPY ENDING JUST IGNORE ACT 2 PLS) it would be the most adorable thing!!! (@selfshipgoober)

(( @selfshipgoober ))

OMG Y ES WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT ASDFHJKJHGH

ALSO YEAH FUCK THE SECOND ACT