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Update I’m now watching a middle school production of into the woods on youtube and the milky white is a webkinz

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I was looking through some old production photos of Into the Woods and I just… Can’t stop giggling?

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Not ma people know that theres actually a third act in ITW, which is kind of like the underwater level of EVERY VIDEO GAME EVER, and Milky White is a jelly fish and everyone is on acid . . . it’s Hair, the third act is  Hair.

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“this is our milky white for our into the woods production, no utters, and it looks like it’s going to a music festival after the show.”

~My name is Milky White welcome to my makeup tutorial, today I’ll be showing you how to achieve this pasty white, flawless finish, and trick people into thinking your a pretty pretty princess of the forest!~

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“Here is our milky white from into the woods! (They actually both play jack btw)”

 No kinkshaming but . . .

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“I’m the props inventory manager at my university, and here’s our lovely Milky White. She had googley and she looks a little sheep-like, but what really sets her apart is that her mouth opens the wrong way.”

**sneep snoop**

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“Our two piece milky white, that my friend is hanging onto using a hanger that’s attached.”

Ah yes . . . from Sondheim's infamous minimalist phase. (Also digging Jack’s v-neck)

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Moo whatcha say

Milky White’s death, probably (via andalittlebit-not)

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“our milky white was also our mic techie”

Youre walking through the woods at midnight, and out of the corner of your eye you see her...

MIlky White.

(ALSO: hooray for actor/techie hybrids!)

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Two years ago we rented a broadway cow costume for me to play milky white. That suit got so hot that when my friend took my head off between scenes the ensemble was complaining that someone turned the heat on…

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Meet our beautiful Milky White from March 2014’s Into the Woods, Natalie. She’s a star. (The other cow that the Baker gets was literally just a balloon. Couldn’t find any photos of it but thought you’d appreciate the knowledge nonetheless.)

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420 GRAZE IT.

No, but seriously, here is JHS’ Milky White, otherwise known as Moodeleine, Milky, and the demonic dancing cow.

Demonic dancing cow because she sways to the beat of “It Takes Two”, which everyone here hates. She’s  supposedly the only bearable part.

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This gem is dedicated to Cori aka kinggeorgethecat <3

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By far the most dramatic death in Into the Woods

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"2013 into the woods… that’s me… also.. why am I micced?"

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"From a Jr. production I was in several years ago. I’ll leave you to caption this yourself, but the Baker looks like he’s about to hump that poor child playing the cow." 

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"Milky White? We liked to call him Silky Black.

Not to mention our fake Milky White was a white kid wearing a black t-shirt and pants."