#lovey talks

[incorrectmarvelquotesss]

So me and my boyfriend are moving/have moved into a house and the wifi instalment guy came in (told him the door was unlocked for him beforehand) when I was screaming and my boyfriend was also screaming and spraying a house centipede.

Currently hiding in our room while my boyfriend makes sure that the centipede is dead.

[str4ngergirlw0rld]

smutty thoughts 18+

❦

when you’re riding Eddie he grips your waist , sure to leave bruises from how hard he’s squeezing you , he sits up so he’s chest to chest with you , he loves feeling your nipples brush up against his chest and he leans down to take one into his mouth humming and whimpering , eyes rolling back , you can feel his drool dripping onto your stomach cause of how pussy drunk he is , all while guiding your hips back and forth up and down on his cock and when you cum he cums with you painting your walls white. He sits with you and has you cockwarm him til he gets overstimulated, when he gets there he slips out slowly watching his cum seep out of you and he pushes it back in with his fingers soothing you when you cry out from sensitivity.

when you’re riding Steve he grabs your face in his hand caging your head in between his forearms, he kisses you sloppily lips smacking teeth clashing , when he needs to breathe he tilts your head back to get access to your neck , he starts pressing kisses and hickeys wherever he can , he bites you and soothes it with a lick and when he feels himself getting close he brings your head back forward to make eye contact with you , he tells you you’re so good for him and he reaches down to messily play with your clit while you’re desperately bouncing on his cock he is aching to cum but he needs your release before his own , when you finish he groans loud and unashamedly, and not a second later cums inside you hoping it’ll stick.

[whippetcrimes]

Edit: A home for her and her kittens has been found, thank you all for sharing!

Help a stray kitty in need!

This little girl keeps showing up to my house full of love and meows. I've asked everyone I know if they or someone they know can take her and the answer is no. Shelters by me are full, and, let's be honest, black cats are just not as adoptable anyways

To make her situation harder, she's almost certainly pregnant, has some kind of cold (sneezes every so often, some crusties on her nose but clear eyes), and seems very young

With Misty and her super high prey drive, and a tiny little house, I cannot bring her in. But she has happily climbed into my lap, let me pick her up, and tries to follow me into the house. She does follow me around the yard and climbs our privacy fence if she hears my voice. She seems more interested in love and meowing than playing

If you or someone you know would like to adopt, or maybe even just foster her, please send me a DM! I'm near Richmond VA and I'd be happy to meet somewhere in the middle if it means getting a sweet kitty, and future feral kittens, off the streets

[ruporas]

asking and receiving (bonus below readmore)

[ID: A black and white, digital Trigun comic of Vash and Wolfwood. In the first panel is a close up of Wolfwood's mouth as he says, "Vash". Accompanying it is a close up shot of Vash's eye, widen and cheeks flushed. Wolfwood presses a knee against the open space between Vash's legs and says, "Tell me everything you want from me." Wolfwood's face is equally as flushed. He continues to say, "I'll give it to you. Everything." As he talks, a wide shot shows the both of them in white space. Vash is sitting, leaning a little back with both hands pressed against the surface he's sitting on. Wolfwood is in his white dress shirt, stripped of the blazer. He's still leaning in with one knee in between Vash's spread legs, his right hand touching Vash's lips and his left hand behind his back.

The shot closes in on Vash's mouth and Wolfwood's hand against it, pressing down on the lower lip as he says, "You have to ask though. Go on." His hand moves down to Vash's chin, gently holding it. With a shy and uncertain expression, Vash hesitantly asks, "Um... K... Kiss... Please?" Wolfwood, without wasting a second, leans in and kisses him and indulges by pressing deeper, eliciting a small noise of surprise from Vash.

Wolfwood moves away from Vash first and with a smile, asks, "What else?" Vash tugs on Wolfwood's left sleeve, wordlessly budging Wolfwood to give him his hand that was still behind his back. In the next panel, Vash utters, "Hold me..?" He's holding Wolfwood's left hand with his own while his right hand is reaching for his waist. Wolfwood complies, moving his left hand to Vash's shoulder and his right hand continues to touch Vash's cheek. Wolfwood asks again, "What else?"

More comfortable now, Vash leans in to kiss Wolfwood. Wolfwood catches him immediately, pressing his thumb against Vash's lips to stop him before demanding, "Hey. Ask." Vash looks back in surprise and Wolfwood meets his eye with a quiet, insistent look. They're quiet for a moment before Vash leans in again and curtly requests, "Kiss. Me." Wolfwood says "Good", smiling as he lifts his hand away, and meets Vash's lips. In the next shot, Wolfwood had adjusted his position, sitting on Vash's thigh. The hand that was once on Vash's cheek has moved its way to Vash's nape, pushing away the collar of his jacket with his pinky. His other hand continues to grip on Vash's shoulder. Still kissing, Wolfwood asks again, "What else?"

In the next shot, Vash is starting to turn, moving Wolfwood with him. Vash asks, "Let me on top of you?" Wolfwood says, "Mhm" before asking again, "What else?" The next panel shows a close look of Vash's face. He's looking down, flushed and shy just as he had been at the beginning, but now, more decisive. Vash asks, "Wolfwood... Let me have you..?" A panel of Wolfwood taking Vash's hand into his, pulling it towards his chest. The next panel shows Wolfwood lying down where Vash had laid him. Vash's hand is on Wolfwood's chest, covering the cross of his rosary while Wolfwood's hand lingers against his, loosely pressing Vash's hand in place. He looks up at Vash with a shy smile of his own, flushed cheeks. He says, "All yours."

A panel shows a close up of Vash's tender gaze before he leans down to be closer to Wolfwood. The final shot is a front view of their positions, Vash's face turned away from the viewer; Vash is leaning over Wolfwood who's lying down with his right leg draped over Vash's legs. Wolfwood's left hand holds onto Vash's left arm. With finality, Vash says, "...Mine." End ID]

[ID: A follow up bonus comic in a looser, sketchier style. They're laying comfortably in bed when Vash asks, "What was that earlier?" referecing to the start of the previous comic. Wolfwood glances away and says, "To get you used to it. Asking. And getting what you ask for. Since you're alwasy hesitant about it." Vash's eyes widen, tight lipped. Wolfwood continues, "Knowing you, it'll be a tough habit to break..." When he says this, Vash can't help but laugh, unable to deny it. Wolfwood slowly brings a hand to Vash's cheek and continues to say, "So I'll keep trying -- whatever ways I can... to get it through your thick skull." Vash takes Wolfwood's hand with his, kissing the the palm gently. Wolfwood's eyes soften and holding onto Vash's cheek, he leans in to try for a kiss. Vash says, "Hey..." before stopping Wolfwood's lips with the back of his hand, a smug look on his face, "Ask." Wolfwood's embarrassed and with little irritation, asks, "Really?" Vash smiles, saying, "You're in need of practice too." They pause for a moment, Wolfwood looking contemplatively, before he's leaning in again, asking, "May I please kiss you?" Vash looks him in the eyes and says, "Yes." The comic ends with a "chu", indicating an off-panel kiss. End ID]

[moderndaypandora]

Hob is going to come home one day two months into Dream's retirement (and seven weeks into their marriage) and Dream's going to be full Victorian maiden on the chaise lounge, arm covering his eyes.

Hob, who is not a fool: Want to talk about it, or want to be consumed by the agonies for a little while longer while I prepare dinner? You got groceries, right?

Dream: [horrible groaning dirge of assent]

Hob: I'm starting to get a little concerned, dearest

Dream: I went out to. Obtain groceries. And the woman at the till said 'enjoy your food'.

Hob: And you said?
 Dream: "My thanks. you as well."

Hob: My poor love. Have a kiss to ease the sting.

Dream: [accepting the forehead kiss as his due] I can't go back to that grocery store in this lifetime.

Hob: Understandable.

Dream: Can we fake our deaths tomorrow?

Hob: Give me two weeks to wrap everything up, then we can.

Dream: <3

[percki]

loveybug is too busy thinking about kissing to fight supervillains... anytime an akuma shows up she hits it with a comically large hammer harley quinn style until it's flat and she can go back to unsubtly flirting with chat noir

[roots-symphony]

do you think the reason agatha’s trial felt weird is because she was the only one who did not actually buy into the mythos of the road since she knew the truth? like that was why no perspective change and all the other reasons why people thought it was a fake trial

[sweetnnaivete]

lily evans with catholic guilt

[triaelf9]

you know what, I think I've worked out why I'm cool with some folks hating a character I like, or liking a character I hate, or liking hating a ship I like/hate etc and I think it's HOW they approach it

Is their beef with the character/ship? or have they made it about the people who like/hate the character/ship?

like "I hate Bungles, he's such a CREEP" as apposed to "everyone who likes Bungles is a ding dong and clearly has terrible taste in partners b/c they like BUNGLES like come ON who likes BUNGLES?? MORONS??"

It's the turning it into a moral thing, the "ooh I'm better b/c I hate Bungles" thing I think that ticks me off. Going after real life ppl b/c you hate (or like!) a fictional character so much "Anyone who hates Bungles should DIE" like oof, no thanks. Turning into a purity/clout/moralistic war where you attack features and traits of folks is I think where I draw the line.

Otherwise, I think I've grown into being able to be fine with ppl hating my favs/liking my hates, even if I might not connect on every point. Now THAT'S something we can agree to disagree on XD (and not like "I don't agree you're trans" or other shit things ppl try to use that phrase for lol)

[lucradiss]

Existing in more than one fandom space is like having more than one group of friends but both of them being so wildly different that any overlap at all would be like getting shot in the head

[incorrectmarvelquotesss]

Just got a chance to watch the first episode Agatha All Along and I’m already hooked

[str4ngergirlw0rld]

eddie munson makes sure you cum first

eddie munson makes sure to give you a kiss with tongue everytime you leave his trailer or he leaves your house

eddie munson hates morning breath kisses he immediately pulls you both to the bathroom in the morning to share a toothpaste kiss

eddie munson cannot cook but will take you to the diner 5 times a week

eddie munson puts your shirt on his pillow so he can feel like hes cuddling with you , when it fails he will drive to you at 2am to get the real thing

eddie munson jerks his cock off to you, he pictures you and he starts whimpering your name and he cums so hard everytime

eddie munson gets so shy when give him kisses all over his face

eddie munson cries when he makes you upset

eddie munson is the best lover

[pettyprocrastination]

Gym Crush!Ghost

when he's on leave? he's at the gym. damn near (if not) everyday.

it's a way for him to sort of dull the noise within his head, honestly. Just putting on a pair of headphones with a long ass playlist and working his body until he's drenched in sweat and enough time has passed that he can go back to his little apartment feeling a bit calmer at night.

and of course to keep up his endurance, muscle, and stamina for when he returns back to the field.

and maybe he feels a bit of macho pride as the physique. the man has earned it afterall.

He isn't somebody that talks much at the gym. The space between each set is full of the music flowing through his headphones and his resting face is enough to keep the more timid members from asking him questions about his routine or physique (this isn't his intention, he will say. his face just looks like that).

But of course. Simon knows what he looks like. He's worked hard for the body he has and is not stranger to gym rats asking about his max benchpress or women asking what he's doing later.

Something he never takes them up on in earnest. He's more than content to find a fling at a local pub that he may visit once in a while but the gym is a regular stop in his routine when not on duty. He lives by the "don't shit where you eat" motto when it comes to entertaining a potential flame.

But part of him was incredibly tempted to break that rule when he began to notice you.

You must be new to the area. Moved here when he was in service because he's never seen you before. You give the desk workers a polite nod and hello as they scan you in before putting your things away in a locker to begin your own workout.

He spares you a quick glance before returning back to the weights in his hand and not giving you another thought for the rest of the day.

Until he sees you tomorrow.

And the day after that.

And the day after that.

It's a slow process for Simon. Each time he sees you there's a quick moment where he admires you before returning to himself. Taking note of the lack of a wedding band or perhaps a new shirt your wearing before turning away.

If you happen to catch his glance you offer him a quick smile he'll give you a polite nod of his head but won't go further than that.

If you want to talk to this man you have to be the one to make the first move.

You know that quote about how everybody has silent admirers in the world? yeah that's him.

He won't say anything but he'll keep his eye out for you in gym. Watch your reflection through the mirrored wall as you set up for a new PR.

watching you from afar with a soft mumble of "c'mon, c'mon. you got it" as you push the weight up from your body with a grunt.

Something about seeing the excited smile on your face as you re-re-rack the weight after hitting a new PR makes him want to come back the next day to see you keep pushing yourself.

[meli-writes]

so every year my girlfriend goes to a little art convention and gets to see a ton of people they know, and each year buys cute porn from mutuals and now -- because they talk about me so much friends tell them to stop lol -- people have been coming up to *them* to recommend porn for *me.*

these people who have never met me and don't know what I look like, but now thanks to them I've got a small bundle of niche vampire and mech lesbian porn on the way to me lmao. I look forward to it.

[hi-i-love-u-bitch]

I really, really adore cartoony love tropes and one of my delulu fantasies for Huskerdust if it becomes cannon is that we have a normal scene where Angel and Husk are just casually talking at the bar as they always do before Angel checks his phone and is like "Gotta get to work." Husk gives a little nod of acknowledgment and is like "I'll be here when you get back." And Angel smiles so wide and love sick and is like "Aw Husky ya so sweet." Then leans over the bar to grab Husk's face covering it from the view of the audience and all you hear is a bunch of loud kissy sounds with love hearts floating up around them. When Angel pulls away Husk is absolutely covered in lipstick kisses with the goofiest dreamy look on his face. Angel giggles, still cradling Husk's face in his hands, giving him one last kiss on the cheek before heading towards the door. Husk slumps over the bar, dumb smile still on his face, as he limply waves a goodbye. Angel pauses at the door, blowing a kiss and a wink in Husk direction while say "I'll see ya later Whiskers~"

[love-marimo]

HAHAHAHA OMG i agree tho