#love you chookies

[hier--soir]

hey i just want to say in the sea of ALP asks chasing updates, please take your own time and don't feel forced!

I'd like to think I speak for the majority of readers when I say we're grateful you're sharing this fic with us and we know it's worth the wait whenever you're ready to share it ❤️

The important thing is that you take care of yourself and write at your own pace xxxx

hey mate, thank you i appreciate you so much! i catch myself feeling bad at some points because of how long it’s taken, but in truth there’s just so much on in my life at the moment (and a lot of it is stuff that is bringing me immense JOY) and the inspo to write hasn’t been there or has been overshadowed by other interests or commitments. it’ll happen at some point though, trust me i’m very committed to finishing this thing, it’s just going to be when it feels right for me to sit down and get tippy tapping👼🏼🫶🏼

[daryldixonpls]

MY BEAUTIFUL CHOOKY BABE 🐥🤍

I AM SO EMOTIONAL RIGHT NOW

Nostalgic Little Throwback

Because I’ve recently seen face reveals from some of my beautiful tumblr lovelies 😍, and because (unrelatedly) for a few reasons I’ve been feeling ✨nostalgic✨ lately for 2020, the urge overcame me to repost this photoset that I made and posted back then for a “2020 top 9” tag game thingy! 💗

teatime in the Imperial Lounge at the Waldorf Astoria in Rome || photo that my real-life bestie took of me when we were on vacation in London || fancy scallion pancakes with black truffle soy sauce from my fave Korean restaurant || photo that I took by a Venice canal then had framed like artwork to hang on my wall because I’m pretentious like that lol || decorative little globe that I bought for my home because it’s bright & cute & pretty || view of a sunset out my window in NYC || homemade hot cocoa with whipped cream & marshmallows || how my blog looked back in 2020 || sweet ask received in my first week on tumblr that made my heart super happy 💖

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[ohtobeleah]

Don't think about Bradley getting ready to walk Dot down the aisle and turning to her and saying, "Ready for your next mission, Lieutenant Polka Dot?" with tears in his eyes because that little girl he met when she was 2 was grown up and she's off on her next mission 🥰😭

ToE

Oh this is just such a beautiful concept to think about. Bradley Bradshaw—walking his not so little girl down the aisle.

He’d so say that. Although Dot carries out the Chicken family aesthetic the Bradshaws had run with and was dumbed as Lieutenant ‘Chook or Chookie’ Bradshaw, Odette was and would forever be known as Lieutenant ‘Polka Dot’ because hey—that’s what was on her very first flight suit Bradley got her for their very first Christmas together.

“I got you something.” Bradley confessed as he wiped away his tears after his first look with his little girl, in her wedding dress ready to take on the world next to the love of her life. Chase Fitch. “It’s not much, but it’s something I thought you’d like to hang in your forever home.”

“Oh dad you didn’t have to get me anything—“ Bradley knew that already, but he really wanted to. So he did.

Odette unwraps what she could only assume was a picture frame as she sits on the bench by her dads side. He’s got a hand on her wedding dress clad knee and is trying to hold himself together all the while the photographer captures the moment. “Oh, dad—I’m gonna cry and ruin my makeup you kept it?”

It’s her very first flight suit, framed. In the corner Bradley wrote a little note in his chicken scratch penmanship.

“Forever my baby, forever my Dot.”

[woso-dreamzzz]

Chooky I love you 😭

The Chook Cult grows every day 😂

[hotdamnhunnam]

EXCUSE MEE?!?!??!?!

You are entirely TOO GOOD TO ME truly?!??!?! 😭

I was nOT PREPARED for this my chooky and I don’t even have words to thank you properly 🙂‍↔️

This is sooo freaking lovely (omg re: your tags DON’T YOU DARE call it ugly 😤🙅🏻‍♀️)

The way you captured all of this chapter’s scenes from both 1996 and 2014 and all of the ✨vibes✨ and all of the details down to the Charming sign and Jax’s supersize condoms and the persimmon tea and matcha mochi at LoveLee’s!!!! 🫖🍵🍡💕 Obsessed with the screencaps that you picked for Aera/Jax/Will and the fact that you also included supporting characters Steph and Opie ☺️

My heart is so full of gratitude and LOVE for you and the support that you’ve poured on this story, it seriously means the world to me!!! 🙏🌎🌏✨

Thank you endlessly for making this beauty and sharing it with little old me 🥹💝

frontier of anarchy by @hotdamnhunnam

summary: two brothers separated at birth… bound by one woman they both love to death.

chapter one

Jax looks thoughtfully through the window like he’s brainstorming a billion things to say. “Maybe today’s the fucking day.” Opie chomps slowly on his chewed-out piece of gum, with a judgmental little hum. “The day you grow a pair and actually say ‘hey’?”

[ofmermaidstories]

Merrmmsss you make me so happy!!! I saw those little peachfaces on your dash and was super excited but when I saw the little tag you added I wanted to cry 😭 Even though it's just a reblog, it made my day ❤️ Thank you for thinking of me, I hope you have a really wonderful day filled with lots of things that you love and enjoy❤️❤️

Fluffy!!! I thought of you (and Custard and Chookie) as soon as I saw them, LOL—i was gonna message them to you but i kept spelling your username wrong, so i was like eh, let’s just reblog. I’m glad they came across your dash. 🥹 i hope you have a really wonderful day, Fluff—surrounded by the things (and the birdies) you adore. 🌷💕☀️

[friend-crow]

Saw the post where you said you were having a hard time, so here's a story.

I was like, 3 years old, and after dinner I wanted a cookie, so I asked my dad, "Can I have a chookie?"

He laughed, said sure, then dug through the pantry and handed me...

A fig newton.

I like fig newtons, so i ate it. The next day after dinner, I wanted another cookie. I asked, "Dad, can I have a CIRCLE chookie?"

This was apparently hilarious, and after he stopped laughing, I did indeed get a chocolate chip cookie. But now we call normal cookies 'circle chookies' and it confuses the hell out of other people

Lol thank you for sharing this with me. I love the sort of inside jokes that persist for years or decades. The power of the callback only grows over time...

[bace-jeleren]

Did an actual double take, these chookies are so much like the ones we had growing up. I see Black Rock, Rhode Island Red, a cheeky Ameraucana over on the right (I see you, girl, bet you lay gorgeous green eggs!). Who's the buff girl in the middle of the first photo, she's coloured like a Buff Orpington, but has like, real, functional chicken proportions? I'm love her

Oooh, I wish I knew, I'm not around very much (For My Parents Are Very Republican reasons) so I'm not around enough to memorize everyone's names and breeds, just who is nice and who wishes they could peck you to death. Most of them are rescues, which is why there's so many random kinds.

[cyrusthemagician]

I LOVE THESE DESIGNS SM THEY ARE SO SMART HOLD UP IM GONNA RAMBLE/SPLURG (SORRY IN ADVANCE FOR TYPOS AND ALL THAT I PHYSICALLY CANNOT HOLDING BACK FROM SLAMING MY FACE INTO MY KEYBOARD)/vpos

STARTING OFF W JUST AN AN OVERALL THINGY, I LOVE HOW YOU KEPT TRUE TO THE CHARACTERS PERSONALITYS THROUGH THEIR EXPRESSIONS AND POSTURE AND EXPRESSIONS

POMNI!! I LIKE HOW SHE LOOKS STILL LIKE HERSELF, WELL SOD OES EVERYONE BUT YOU GET IT, I LOVE HER EXPRESSION AND HAIR SM AND HOW EVERYONS JUST CROWDING AROUND HER

W ZOOBLE I LOVE THE KEEPING OF THE PATTERNS AND COLORS ASWELL AS THEIR HAIR BEING CUT IN A WAY TO SORT OF MOCK THEIR ORIGINAL TRIANGLE HEAD.

MY FAV THING IS WHEN PEOPLE GIVE CAINE THE RED HAIR W WHITE ROOTS TO LOOK LIKE HIS GUMS AND TEETH ITS SO SMART AND HOW ITS DONE HERE IS MY FAV IVE SEEM HE LOOKS SO GOOFY I LOVE HIM, ALSO THE WYA HES STICKING HIS TONGUE OUT HECHF HESSHHE I CANT I LOVE CAINE SM AND THIS DESIGN JUST HAS ME ON THE FLOOR HE LOOKS SO SILLY JUST ELANING TO LOOK OVER POMNIS SHOULDER WHILE STILL HOLDING HIS MUG AND THE CHOOKIE, REPLACING HIS COAT WITH A ROBE WAS SO SMART HE WOULD TOTALLY WEAR ROBES AROUND EVEN IN PROFESSIONAL SETTINGS

I LOVE KINGER SM, PREACH, WE NEED MORE KINGER W BIG BEAR AND MUSTACE REPRESENTATION!! 🗣️🗣️ I LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE MAKE HE ACTUALLY LOOK 48 AND NOT IN HIS MID 30'S

AND RAGATHA, I LOVE I LOVE TAHT YOU KEPT THE FACT SHE ONLY HAS ONE EYE/CAN ONLY SEE OUT OF ONE EYE, ASWELL AS THE SCAR SHE LOOKS BEAUTIFUL I LOVE HER HAIR ASWELL AND HOW IT STILL LOOKS ADJACENT TO A YARN TEXTURE

GANGLEE AHH MY GIRL I LOVE HOW YOU REPLACEFD LIKE THE BLACK ROUND EYES OF HER COMEDY/TRADGEDY MASK W THE GLASSES, AND THE ONE PEICE LOGO ON HER SWEATER, WE LOVE A GIRL WHO E=WEARS HER ANIME MERCH!!!!!!! (ALSO TEH STRIPED ON HER SWEATER TO BE LIKE HER RIBBONS.. EHHEH I SEE YOU)

AND THEN THERES JAX, HE LOOKS LIKE SUCH A DOUCHE I OVE IT BECAUSE ALOT OF THE TIME IN HUMAN DESIGNS FOR HIM HES A LITTLE CINNAMONROLL GHGSHGS IM SORRY IM A SUCKER FOR PPROPER CHARACTER PERSONALITY MATCHING- SORRY FOR THE RMABLE- GHHG I LOVE STHIS DRAWING SM I COULD GO ON....

"Well shit"

Designs of the entire cast for my fic, "The Unexpected Reunion"! You can read the prologue and the first chapter on my ao3 :) https://archiveofourown.org/works/56008111/chapters/142245028

Bonus with their real names:

[trenttrendspotter]

5 Trends From Plant Based World Expo

This expo played host to a vibrant array of exhibitors, experts, and enthusiasts who showcased the latest trends and innovations in plant-based living.

The Plant Based World Expo, a beacon of innovation and transformation in the realm of sustainable living and dietary choices, recently concluded its most recent edition, leaving attendees and enthusiasts buzzing with excitement about the future of plant-based products. Held in a world where dietary preferences are shifting towards healthier, more environmentally friendly options, this expo played host to a vibrant array of exhibitors, experts, and enthusiasts who showcased the latest trends and innovations in plant-based living. 

“Since 2019, we’ve been at the forefront of the plant-based food movement and our conference programming reflects the evolution and maturation of the industry,” said Ben Davis, Content Chair and Strategic Advisor at Plant Based World Expo. “We’re bringing together some of the most innovative and brightest minds in the plant-based industry to share their expertise and offer real-world case studies and best practices designed to help attendees successfully develop, source and distribute plant-based products, and gain insights they won’t find anywhere else.”

In this report, we delve into the highlights and key takeaways from the Plant-Based World Expo, revealing the trends that are poised to reshape the food industry, elevate our health-conscious choices, and contribute significantly to a more sustainable future.

Indulgently Nutritious

You might know Jimmy The Green Giant for their Sea Moss Gel. Well, the company took that same gel and turned it into a decadent and delicious, while still highly nutritious Sea Moss Sorbet. This guilt-free superfood can be enjoyed any way you choose. Made with real, deep water Sea Moss, it has two hefty tablespoons in every serving. Now you can get all of the benefits of sea moss, like increased energy, digestive system support, glowing skin and more, in a delicious dessert.

Chookie believes good taste and good health should come naturally. The company's chewy, healthy cookies are made with indulgently good-for-you ingredients. You never have to wonder what’s up in each of their cookie bars. Made with plant-based, non-GMO ingredients that you don’t have to sound out, they have an oatmeal raisin flavor that will scratch any cookie itch.

Reinventing the Foods We Love

Experts in traditional dairy, Plant Ahead took their expertise to create plant-based replacements that rival traditional cheeses in taste and texture. Plant Ahead cares about the environment and is dedicated to crafting mouthwatering cheese alternatives entirely from high-quality plant-based ingredients. With a strong commitment to sustainability, they create delicious cheeses that are not only allergen-free but also free from soy, gluten, and dairy. Plant Ahead takes pride in offering a diverse range of cheese options, including mozzarella, parmesan, feta, cream cheese, shredded cheeses and more. 

Stockeld Dreamery is focused on creating the world’s most ambitious cheese, starting with their creamy spread. The  spread has about 70% lower CO2 emissions impact compared to conventional dairy-based cream cheese, the company says. And it is still full of taste, creaminess and nutrition. After two years of R&D, the company is proud to introduce its 100% plant-based cream cheese based on fermented lentils and chickpeas.

KARANA makes meat from jackfruit because they love food that is good to eat and good to grow, and that adds more diversity to agriculture systems and diets. The company makes plant-based meat using ingredients that support biodiversity and healthy soil, are good for farmers, and can be crafted into delicious dishes across any cuisine. Their unique and simple ground is neutrally flavored for versatility from patties to meatballs and can be steamed, pan-fried, breaded and used in any ground meat dish as a plant-based option. 

Caloless is bringing a balanced diet and healthy lifestyle to more people by providing delicious and top-quality low-calorie food worldwide. There offer two different product lines: NoodleZero Low-Calorie Meal Solution and Caloless Less Calorie Pasta. Their multi flavor ready-to-eat meals are a great substitute for a traditional meal. The products are low in carbohydrates and high in glucomannan, a type of fiber that has many health benefits, especially for people with dietary restrictions like diabetes and general weight loss goals.

Flavor Fresh Gourmet, a premium line of trending condiments and sauces, is part of the DYMA Brands portfolio of better-for-you options. The vegan and sugar-free products are first-of-their-kind within the single-serve category of the foodservice industry. Their pouches and cups are a delicious accompaniment to sandwiches, salads, vegetables, pretzels, and more. The sugar-free products are also great for keto-friendly menus!

RevoluGreen is starting a gastronomic revolution so you can eat dishes made with 100% plant-based protein that deliver beneficial nutrients and the taste you love. They offer a range of ready-to-eat products that will continue to grow in order to reduce CO₂ emissions and contribute to animal welfare. Conveniently enjoy Mediterranean style plant-based dishes like meatballs, noodles, burgers and more while doing good for the planet.

Meat and milk do not have to come from animals, and even better, they do not have to harm nature and our planet! Since 1988, NATURLI’ believes they should come from the best ingredients in nature. After leading the European market in plant-based beverages and spreads for over 35 years, NATURLI’ is introducing the U.S. market to their 100% plant-based products that are a true replacement for traditional butter in terms of taste and texture, while boasting the added environmental benefits.

Cleaner Than Clean Ingredient Lists

Green Boy Group provides plant-based, non-GMO and organic food ingredients for manufacturers and a retail line of plant-based protein powders for consumers. Green Boy Protein powders are gluten free, grain free, plant based and made from legumes (beans). Each of their powders is a Protein Isolate, which means the protein has been isolated from the starch and fiber content from the bean and is now a 'pure' (80-90%) protein powder. They stay away from adding ingredients that alter their neutral flavor and simple functionality, leaving their powders truly with just one ingredient. 

Smarter Snacking

Seaweed is one of the world's most sustainable crops. It doesn’t needs fertilizers, fresh water and it removes CO2 from our oceans. Nora Snacks has perfected the seaweed tempura chop. Treat yourself to that added crunch and umami goodness. The reusable snack packs provide a barrier to keep out light and moisture. Just rinse and reuse as a planter or container for your coffee beans.

Tahini is a delicious and nutritious paste made from toasted sesame seeds, and Fun Sesames offers a unique family blend that is sure to delight taste buds. Made with the simplest of ingredients, their tahini sauce is a harmonious blend of rich sesame paste, zesty lemon juice, and a selection of aromatic spices. It's the perfect balance of flavors that elevates any dish to new heights of culinary delight.

Whether you need a quick breakfast treat, a midday pick-me-up, or a late-night snack, C'est Lä Vé's savory, well-balanced vegan charcuterie packs have you covered. The single-serve, snack-sized packs are made with plant-based ingredients and are compostable, so you can snack guilt-free.

Plant-Based Food Service

On a relentless quest to outcompete animal agriculture on price, scale and efficiency, Chunk is a delicious, tender piece of meat made from 100% plants. Pan sear, baste, grill, smoke or stew: Chunk™ does it all! It easily replaces beef in all your favorite recipes and it cooks perfectly every time. With 25 grams of protein, no cholesterol or GMOs, there’s no better choice for you and the planet. Add Chunk to your menu.

The Plant Based World Expo once again proved itself as a catalyst for change, a platform that inspires and educates individuals, businesses, and communities to make mindful choices for a healthier planet and future. 

“The plant-based industry has grown at lightning speed since we launched the first Plant Based World in 2019," said Davis. "Each year, we’ve grown and evolved to meet the demand and to showcase the next wave of innovative and accessible products. PBW continues to be the must-attend industry event where buyers learn about the latest plant-based foods and beverages and where the next era of plant-based begins."

As we reflect on the insights and innovations unveiled during this remarkable event, it's clear that the plant-based movement is not merely a trend but a seismic shift in our approach to food, health, and sustainability. From mouthwatering plant-based alternatives to the promotion of ethical and sustainable practices, this expo reaffirmed the growing awareness and commitment towards a more compassionate and eco-conscious world. The Plant Based World Expo stands as a beacon of hope, pointing the way towards a future where our dietary choices align with the well-being of both ourselves and our planet.

[kazumahashimoto]

epic gen heterosexual moments

[plegdoctor]

WIP Wthursday

Just proving that I am, in fact, alive. These A levels are killing me though, so it might be a miracle if I ever finish this chapter before I die of too many essays disease x

“Will that be your talent? Dressmaking?”

“Yes, of course. She’ll help me. But then we’ll make dresses for all the other girls. Bimini’s will be beautiful. Ellie’s will make her feel like a princess. Lawrence’s will make her realise that she is good enough for Ellie to love her. And yours will be the most perfect thing to ever exist.”

“Is that so?” The softness is beginning to take a toll, but she cannot burst this bubble.

“I’ll make one for Sister, and Ginny, and Joe, and Cherry, and Asttina too. Even Veronica and Tia because I’ll be particularly charitable.” Her grin is easy and cheeky.

“That’s very nice of you.”

“I know. Tayce?”

“Yes, chookie?”

“Can I kiss you?”

And her heart beats just that little bit faster in her chest, and her head begins to feel light, and she might fall over because of how dizzy those four words have made her.

“Of course.”

[radley-writes]

Tonight I dreamt we were roommates! I was aghast at British bathtubs and I think the chookies featured.

British bathtubs are indeed baffling. If you leave the taps on too long, corgis start pouring out - then the queen gets really mad at you and ups your taxes!

I, uh, dreamed I had gotten an author's name wrong in an interview and was cancelledTM for professing to love the work of a non-existent writer who openly hated the Scottish. Woke up and had to scramble to socials to ensure it wasn't true. I'm glad the only drama in my inbox is bathtub-centric

[hotdamnhunnam]

Aww @mrs-hardy-hunnam-butler thank you so much for the incredibly kind words in your reblog and in the tags omggg 🥹💕 “the queen of cunt” lmaoo put that shit on my tombstone 😂🪦👑🐱

@puffins-muffins I’m so glad that this fic piques your interest and grateful for the tbr reblog! I really hope you enjoy it if and when you get to it 🤗💖

@daryldixonpls my sweet chooky 🐥 you already know that your love and praise and support for this story mean the absolute world to me!!! 🥲💝

KutteVerse Masterlist

Jax Teller x F!Reader AU

Moodboard above by @pomegranatearildreams ✨

This is the masterlist of all fics set in the universe of my personal favorite fic that I’ve written for Jax, Kutte to Black! 🖤

In this fluffy angsty smutty AU… Jax Teller’s high school sweetheart and the star-crossed love of his life (reimagined in place of Tara) is you ❤️

Each fic below can be read as a standalone OR part of this storyline; they’re listed here in chronological order in this little AU of mine!

Sources for the below gifs are included in the linked fics

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Kutte and Gown (Prequel Fic)

You and Jax Teller collide during the final days of high school, and end up falling crazy in love after breaking some rules…

Kutte and Gown

Song Recs – “Don’t You” (Simple Minds) (I know I know it’s so fucking cliché but don’t judge me okayy) || “There’s No Way” (Lauv & Julia Michaels) || “Brilliant Eyes” (RYTERBAND) || “Electric Love” (Night Traveler) || “Streetlights” (Lipless) || “Cruel Summer” (Taylor Swift) || Suggestion from @lovebarefootblonde: “Miss Americana & The Heartbreak Prince” (Taylor Swift)

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Kutte Too Deep (Ficlet Series)

Series of ficlets focused on the sweet summer of love between you and Jax…

Kutte Too Deep (fluffy little ficlet)

Every Minute (filthy sex in a supply closet)

Shades of You (a passionate fuck in the park)

~~~ **ONGOING SERIES** ~~~

Song Recs – “Teenage Dream” (Katy Perry) (DON’T JUDGE ME it fits the vibe perfectly) || “Yellow” (Coldplay) || “Serious” (Midnight Kids) || “Sun Goes Down” (Robin Schulz) || “Solid Gold Love” (Sultan + Shepard) || “Crashing” (Illenium) || “Love Me Like You Do” (Ellie Goulding) || Suggestions from @lovebarefootblonde: “Wildest Dreams” (Taylor Swift) // “She’s Like The Wind” (Calum Scott)

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Kutte to Black (Main Fic)

My fave Jax fic I’ve written! Explores the outcome of this teenage dream that twists and turns into a tale of star-crossed love — cue LOTS of angst and smut and fluff…

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Fluffy Wedding Ficlet – Kutte the Cake

Angsty Epilogue – Kutte Open

Angsty Epilogue 2 – Kutte to Pieces

Song Recs – “Day Is Gone” (Noah Gundersen) || “Poison & Wine” (The Civil Wars) (this video! 😭) || “The Scientist” (Coldplay) || “A Message” (Coldplay) || “I Still Love You” (Night Traveler) || “1984 (Native)” (Night Traveler) || “Always Remember Us This Way” (Lady Gaga) || “Miss Atomic Bomb” (The Killers) || “Ride” (Cary Brothers) || “Saturn” (Sleeping At Last) || “Tangled Up” (Parade of Lights) || “You & Me (The Wildfire)” (Aron Wright) || “Stay” (OTR) || “Heart” (OTR) || “Our Way Back Home” (Dreweybear) || “count on” (Shallou) || Suggestions from @pomegranatearildreams: “Oceans Away” (ARIZONA) // “Giants” (Dermot Kennedy) || Suggestions from @lovebarefootblonde: “Photograph” (Ed Sheeran) // “I Don’t Wanna Live Forever” (Zayn & Taylor Swift) // “Getaway Car” (Taylor Swift) || Suggestions from @daryldixonpls: “Hero” (Enrique Iglesias) // “The Night We Met” (Lord Huron)

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While the prequel and main fic are complete, Kutte Too Deep is an ongoing series!

For upcoming fics I’ll be tagging my tag list — just let me know if you’d like to be added!

And if you happen to have any other song recs for this series let me know! 🎵

Main Masterlist

❤️

[thatboxylady]

Bro I’m so glad you’re getting back into Tenkai!!! Me and my sibling are working on making a season 2 (and our big goal is to make it the official season 2))) also re-reading the ask, I accidentally put PAST instead of FUTURE. I love your headcanons, and if it’s not too much to ask,,, could you do 2 and 4 Future for Slyger?? 🐈‍⬛

YESSSS... <3

Also lmao sorry for the late reply I DID, IN FACT, REMEMBER THAT I NEEDED TO ANSWER THIS ASK...  Also speaking of fanmade season 2 shenanigans, most of my headcanons sort of like. Fall under my “butterfly effect” AU. So I apologize if these are shit/vague asugdhisaj. 

2. Are they content with their future situation? Is there anything they would change? Slyger would change being impaled to death by Vilius on his triton/spear, even if it’s a badass hero’s death, but hey! Whatever! He goes out swinging! It’s fine. Everyone cries. IN A PERFECT WORLD Slyger doesn't go back to his tribe once it’s reformed (and the Corekai back off from trying to cull the Faunus tribes once the Guardians put Kingdom City under new management). Our bastard cat man left home to make a life for himself outside what his sire wanted for him so... yeah. This horrible mechanic furry twink does what he wants! When he wants! Got a problem with it? Swallow a fist full of claws!  Basically: post-war, he hangs out on Earth and ends up teaching advanced-placement math courses for inbound college students. He also tutors for those who need the extra help. Mr. Uso does his job weirdly well and somehow ends up with several teaching awards. As silly as he is about “heavy mental lifting,” his high energy and antics are a surprising motivator for his students. Slyger is really good with kids. All the time he spent with his sisters and trying to murder the knights paid off in the weirdest way possible. 

He also ends up living with Granox somewhere in Europe or something. Probably France. They have three cats and a super fancy car that Granox is under NO CIRCUMSTANCES allowed to touch. They still visit the knights from time to time because Granox has insane luck with money and they end up goddamn loaded. He also still visits his sisters and mother on Quarton using the portal device. Zapping yourself with it still sucks, though.  Chooki has kids first, and Slyger immediately teaches them to say “fuck” once they’re old enough to start talking. 

Life is good. His family is great and he wouldn’t change a thing.

4. What's something they were sure would happen in their future but didn't? Slyger was CONVINCED that Vilius and the Corrupted were going to overthrow the Corekai, take back Quarton, and free the enslaved Faunus races. A lot changed. The Tenkai Knights beat them the first time around, and the war was in a stalemate for ages before the our second-gen knights woke up and started causing problems. Slyger imagined they would still somehow win the war continue to do what they intended from the start... It doesn't happen, obviously. He wonders what life would have been like if things turned out the way they “should,” but he’s okay with where he ended up.

LIKE I SAID LIFE IS GOOD AND NOTHING BAD HAPPENS except when it does oops.

[bearballing]

The Past/Present/Future ask game sounds fun! If you’re still into Tenkai Knights, could you do Granox with Future: 8 and 3???

i will love tenkai til the day i die, it’s been just over 6 years and i am STILL mad about there not being a season 2 :(

3) How would their beliefs or morals change in the future, if at all? so me and @thatboxylady had a whole thing where granox and slyger kind of become good guys, like as weird uncles to the kids so obviously they both at some point are like ok fuck vilius he’s gone too far we can’t keep doing shit for him. but for granox specifically, i think he always thought he WAS doing what’s right, but his perception of what IS right just changed over time. also he becomes a little more aware of what is and is not counted as Destruction of Property. so less car throwing lol

8) Would they become a mentor figure for anyone? ok so not necessarily a mentor figure since he’s like, not that kind of guy, but as i said before more like a fun uncle, and boxy decided that like he’s particularly close with toxsa and ceylon, he’ll play a lot of videogames and stuff with them lol. ALSO, kiiro, chooki’s sister (i know she’s his cousin in the english version but let’s be real it makes way more sense for her to be his little sister). granox becomes close with her too. so we decided benham city is just straight up in future canada right, and french is an official language everywhere in the country, and kiiro is fluent in english and french. granox is REALLY good at picking up languages super fucking easily so he and kiiro speak in french to each other a lot and it annoys everyone else since they’re not fluent lol.