#love ya really wolfie

[bi-aragorn]

Klaus Diego long hair pulling needy switches 👀

Hello, menace

A snippet for you, freshly fixed for typos and fuck all else because everything I wrote during NaNo is messy-

Klaus shivered as he reached forward and wrapped his hands round a length of Diego's soft, chin-length hair. He swallowed thickly and licked his lips.

“Good boy,” his voice was barely above a whisper- an intentional choice when he wanted to be in charge, but now it was more a show of nerves than anything else. Not that Diego seemed to mind, eyelashes fluttering as his eyes slipped close.

[luna-loveboop]

Sobbing because 72.51% of the fandom (<rounded)

was freaking out about if Four still had Twi's shadow crystal

^Valid concern!

And then my boy just shows up wearing it

Slightly hidden... shame/fear?

Anyways here's when Four put it back

I appreciate Four because he stepped up to take care of Twilight's stuff. And he found the crystal and disapproved. And then kept taking care of Twi's stuff.

Art and comic and complex well-written relationships by Jojo @linkeduniverse au :DD

obligatory screaming: Woooolllffiiiieeeeee!!!!!!

:)

[ri-afan]

If I didn’t get to keep my knowledge then I would likely have a different answer.

To maximise my friends now while minimising the rest, 6-10 would have to be it. Holding out to the next stage would run the risk of coming into middle school too late even if it turns out I fell back to being in first grade again. Though to think I would still move in with my mother for high school for the few friends I have from then even if I didn’t get to graduate with most of them… y’all are special.

Can’t tag L or E.R., obviously, but can tag @shortiethewolf so I will: I love you guys so much and I would say you’re worth it living there with her even if I haven’t spoken to E.R. since graduation and it’s been so sporadic with both you and L since I moved. (You never met her but I think y’all could’ve been acquaintances at the least.) Also, the experience with M and E.C. years 10&11? I was kinda the catalyst to get them what they wanted and I feel like I dropped the ball on the experiences we had. Definitely have to be there for that to happen because they’re still nice people ❤️‍🩹 It would free me from some of mom’s attention too, even if it’s a crappy way to think about it. I’d definitely be doing more to stay off her radar though.

—Listen, I spent the time I was writing the last paragraph thinking about it and I think I would know the perfect time and plan to get things to work out and I still wouldn’t have to take that damn trig class in high school.

I would move after 6th grade because while I love dad I don’t know about being where they were and I only would have one more year where we were. Probably would still get pulled out of public school for bigotry reasons for middle school though (which, half and half it wasn’t wholly a terrible experience even if it truly was full of not the …best things… I’d do my best to work with what I had between all that but it was a… learning experience for sure. Probably ask if I could join a Spanish class though because it woulda been useful at least), then I would land with shortie in art year 9 (oh! I would change the science classes though my god - AP over regular Earth Science, physics over chem 🙏🏼 no APUSH dear god no I love L but I couldn’t with that class again, but I would change how I took that English class year 11) and meet L in that shitty religion club year 10 (I can’t remember how we met outside of that so I guess I’ll have to go to it for him 🙄😜) and totally skip all of that bs with people making L and me awkward af. And shutdown his shit with N bc that just fed into no good things (god, you remember that? I thought it was weird then and still think it was odd a decade later). Would def still turn him into a WonderWoman fan though because I think that helped him overall 😁 That thing with that guy I never actually met in the end from that one place would not happen year 11, I don’t think I let on just how much of a creep he was but I’m saying no right now. Maybe I actually woulda acted on my thoughts with E.R. senior year though. 🤔 Every once in a while I ponder it when I catch that one photo of us.

Then fucking GAP YEAR before college omg. N and I would likely not happen though 🫤 (all well and good for how it ended but maybe I could have done something different there for communication and we actually get to be friends instead of whatever that bs was…) Still move out to here bc it’s cheaper and just not where I graduated in the end (bc fuck that place, sorry E.R. even though you can’t read this 😅 one year there would be Enough) but skip that first college altogether bc holy shit that was a pricy waste of time, then join the second school (maybe I coulda talked y’all into coming along but I’m doubting it hard you lizards 🦎😄) and get that damn degree I love but sadly don’t really use and work towards what I have at this college still because I still love it. Maybe I could use the first degree when I started the next phase of college at that town. Miss me with those living situations in 2019 though, that ain’t happening again.

Maybe I would fucked around and taken a few other classes that caught my eye too but didn’t consider at the time because sexism? Probably woulda helped.

Now, how would this actually change things? It sounds like I’m on the same path overall.

I’m glad you asked! Connections.

This public thought experiment is over though 😛 but I definitely am going to continue it on my own.

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[yandereunsolved]

彡 -‘๑’- Yandere Twilight -‘๑’- 彡

"I'm starvin'."

"That's why we are in the woods, Twi. I could really use your help with forging. Wild was short a handful of hylian mushrooms, and it seems that this forest is bare of them."

"I ain't hungry for any a Wilds food."

"Hmm?"

"You."

"Me?"

"You. It's always been ya. Every day and night I have dreamt of you. I dreamt of ya even before we met. It was the one thing that kept me goin'. It has been the one thing I've held onto."

"You're scaring me, Twilight."

"Please, just come with me. We can leave. We can head back to my Hyrule. We can get married and you can have my pups. It'll be peaceful."

"I can't just leave The Chain."

"Why? Why can't ya leave The Chain? You're the only one who understands me—the only one who makes me feel like I haven't failed. Sugar, you're my mate. I know it deep within my soul. Wolfie knows it as well."

"Link—Wolfie? Aren't we in the middle of his mating season right now?"

"Yeah, it is. That's why I need ya to love me. I need ya away from The Chain. I need to protect ya. I need to scent ya. I need to mate with you. I need... I need... I need... only you."

[illusioncanthurtme--art]

GET WATERCOLORED, BITCH!!!!

I've been tweaking my design for our lovely Master Kohga. Some rambling under the cut: (and update on your requests)

First of all, I want to say that I tried watercoloring on top of a pencil drawing a few months ago and it was a DISASTER (it was a drawing of wolfie from shrek. I took a scan beforehand but oof it was bad), the pencil was smudging all over the place. This time I used spray fixative and I'm super happy with the results!! Coloring isn't my metier at all, and I think I'm more of a quantity over quality type person, so I don't like spending so much time on one drawing. But I used to watercolor when I was a young teen, and this was a fun throwback to those times.

Also, some changes to his design! I gave him a dr. robotnik ass looking moustache, because he is an evil yet silly viddy game man and he deserves one like all the greats. His beard is a little more believable looking now too. Also changed the number of earrings on one ear, because I dislike symmetry. I wanted him to have some moles, so he's got some in the shape of a Y now. Kind of a stretch but, ya know, I'm trying.

I WANT to give him some cool traditional looking tattoos, but I don't want them to cover large portions of his body. I'm gonna have to figure that one out later.

ALSO, THANK YOU SO MUCH TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO GAVE ME KOHGA REQUESTS!!!!

I'm so excited to start those, but commissions have been bogging me down like crazy. I really want to draw more of him, but I don't want to make it a job and feel obliged to draw them all immediately. I'll work on your requests little by little for fun when I have time. Some of them are making me chuckle, ngl.

Thanks for being so nice and sending me affirming messages too! I wasn't expecting people to resonate so much with how I'm drawing him, but I'm really happy for it. 💖

[banj0possum]

Hiii! Could you please do a scenario where the reader is gushing over a fictional character and saying stuff like how hot they are and that they (reader) want to marry them (fictional character). And then the reaction of your characters to all that (specifically darik and hallow I think were the names) thanks!!

When Their Darling Simps For A Fictional Character

My OCs x GN Reader

hey silly billys !! ill be on a little hiatus for a bit because ill be visiting family <3 thank you for all the love yall have given me and my characters!

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Adrian sees you on your phone and smiling at...a cartoon character??

Over the course of the week, he teases and makes fun of you for it, but quickly goes through the stages of grief over how he's not getting your attention as much as before.

At first, he denies that he's jealous of a fucking picture, but that denial is soon forgotten once he hears you comment about how hot they were and he's fuming.

He'll try any way to get you to pay attention to him, slap your phone out of your hand, throw balls of paper at you, anything to make you stop ogling over that dumb character and be with him!!

"Stop looking at that stupid fanfiction and pay attention to me!"

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Brandon is not hiding the fact that he's jealous.

I mean he's trying, but you can clearly see he has beef with your fictional husbando.

He goes home and does research on the character, asking you all casual sounding what you like about them and change a bit of his style depending on your answer.

If you like how masc they are, he's gonna show off his muscles more during training, take off his shirt drenched with sweat in front of you, anything he can think of to make you think he's more manly and therefore more worthy of your love and attention.

"Hey (Y/N)! Check out my new haircut! You know, it kinda reminds me of that character you like right?...right?"

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Valeth brought you a few books to read and he notices you taking a liking to a certain character in one of them.

You tell him how dreamy and attractive the character is and how awesome they are, and he's trying not to grab your little book and throw it in the fire.

He would never want you to hate him for destroying something you love but goddAMN would it be satisfying.

He makes sure to note what characteristics you like about them and see if he can display them himself.

The big orc would even try to hide your book in a high shelf so you can't read it and pay attention to this fictional character instead of him :(

"Duckling? How about you put down that book and we prepare dinner together? I've missed spending time with my love~"

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Bo hates it. But he stays quiet about it, there's no way he can tear apart something that doesn't exist...

He's really salty and a bit whiny about it, begging you to compliment and love on him instead.

"Why settle for some fake when ya got the real thing right 'ere darlin'?"

Ribs is tearing apart anything that depicts the character. Say goodbye to your comic books or magazines.

He just throws a little pouty tantrum because you love someone that isn't the horde.

"You're our mate! Now please come here so I can hug you!" >:I

Soda is sitting across from you as you ramble about how cool this character is and he's not listening at the slightest. Fuck this guy, who even are they???

After you're done, he crawls up to you and pulls you into a tight cuddle.

"Thats nice...can we go back to kissing now?"

Screw just thinks you like the merch and not the character so he collects anything with your favorite character on it.

However, the others get mad at him for it and explain. Screw then takes it all away and hides it somewhere you'll never find.

"mmm I think we're cooler.."

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Wolfie isn't happy. He takes whatever thing you have of your character, and he rips it to pieces.

You run after him as he has your treasured item in his mouth and you hear his muffled laughing as he shakes his head around, ruining it..

He makes it his mission to jump in your lap whenever he sees you gushing about your little character, or pawing your face so you can look at him and love him now. It's been 5 minutes (Y/N)! It's his turn!

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Dorik's eye twitches as he watches you smiling and giggling over some picture. What's so good about it anyway?

He tries to get your attention on him by being extra obedient, making your favorite food, turning on your favorite movie for the both of you to watch, running you a hot bath, anything to make you praise him and not that stupid little image!

He almost settles to whining and begging for your attention, asking why and how you like this drawing and not him! He's your loyal servant after all!

"Master! They don't deserve someone as wonderful and perfect as you! Let's just eat dinner together and forget about them!"

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Kalva is a bit like screw and supports your interest in the character, but only if you praise him for finding little trinkets and stuff of them.

He loves seeing you happy, even though he hates the fact that you talk about them like they're your mate or something, but that's nonsense, he's your mate!

There will not be anything of that character in your shared bed/nest. You have a personal space for them, but your bed is special to only you and him.

He coos to sleep next to you, mumbling about you possessively while he huddles close to your warmth.

"Cute mate, my little mate, you're my mate! My happy little darling!"

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Jasper wouldn't really care unless you directly tell him you like them better than him then he's committing a war crime.

If he hears you saying you want to marry them, he's stealing all your merch of the character and burning them.

He might distract you with Jonesy like pushing a glass off a table and framing it on the cat so you could stop paying attention to your fanfics or whatever.

"H-hey, Jonesy's on the table again...maybe you should switch apps...take some pictures.."

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Viktor tries to stay cool but deep down, he's very very jealous of how much you like this character.

He's one of the only ones to actually confront you about it and he's adorable whilst doing so.

"M-my dear, maybe you should read some other books? I-I know how much you love that one but maybe uhm..we could read one together?"

Garrick doesn't even hide his hatred towards them, he insults and belittles them every chance his gets.

Why be interested in someone like them when you got 3 supernatural men hopelessly in love with you?

"Oh they're strong? Bet I could beat em in a fight. Can they turn into a bat? Probably not..I can though!"

Silas ignores it, he's sure it's just a little interest that will go away sooner or later.

But if he hears you talking about wanting to marry them, he's sitting you down and asking you why you'd want to do that. He hints a lot about him being a better pick.

"Darling I'm sure you can do better than them..I mean..you sure theres no other..attractive..intelligent and interesting people in your life?.."

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Baron has to keep his cold exterior from breaking every time you ramble to him about your favorite character. He's read the books you've read because he's a creep because he wanted to know you better and he can't help but find some similarities between him and that character of yours.

He wants to speak up about it but he's scared what he might imply. A bit of him is a bit flattered that you find people like him hot, maybe he should show off those characteristics more often around you.

"They're uhm..interesting, Boss..sounds a lot like someone I know..."

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Caspian is a whiny bitch when he finds out your liking to that character, he'll try to guilt trip you into dropping your interest in them because 'he should be your only love!'

He'll try his best to get you to look at him instead of that ugly little book.

"You love them more than me don't you? You're so very mean sometimes my treasure!"

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Hallow is hiding the book, no ifs, ands or buts. He's not letting some big strong hero protagonist person take up your attention. If you try finding it, he's ripping it up and disappearing for days.

He'll be extra cuddly to you from then. He'll make sure he's the one who makes you happy, not your other little friend.

"I'll give it back to you doll, if you give me a kiss~"

[im-out-of-it]

part 3 of season 1, episode 9 continued

43. “Stay, good dog. Bite me. Roll over, play dead” wolfie and vampie jokes

44. not even five seconds later and the wolfies and vampies are about to fight 😬

45. well looks like it’s Alec vs jace ah shit (TEAM ALEC)

46. and now Alec is more mad 🙃

47. KICK!HIS!ASS!ALEC!!!!!!!!!!!! #teamalec

48. I love how show Alec can fight and be his own person. he’s not “ive never killed a demon or can’t speak another language” like he’s actually his own and can hold his own

49. Alec: YOU LIED TO ME. when hasn’t jace lied to Alec though??????

50. kill him here because he’s useless and will create 71918819199 problems for ya

51. “you and your damn orders. who cares about orders”- the child asks. “See? That’s how little you know about being a shadowhunter” tell her off Alec 🔥 clary doesn’t know shit or cares about orders and jace knows better but he wants to do whatever she wants to do. what they’re doing to meliorn is wrong but nothing ever stopped jace in the past when he wanted to chase after her without using whatever brain he has.

52. I love Alec’s face (above) because he’s like I don’t understand?????? he broke all those clave rules for jace and got in trouble- and now he’s trying to follow clave orders and repair his family’s honor. Jace and clary could never understand because they always do whatever they want without caring about consequences. at least Alec adapts and changes into a better man AND DEALS WITH EVERYTHING

53. “You’ve broke the rules but never the law until she showed up.”-Alec hitting it with the truth

54. “You’ve had it out for clary from the start”- because she’s a dumbass, doesn’t think, bosses me around as if she’s my boss, is reckless with you, we could go on

55. I love watching Alec beat the shit out of jace after he tried telling Alec he had feelings for him- YES ALEXANDER GO!!!!!!!!! #alwaysteamalec

56. I also think it’s important because even in the books, jace is chosen to be stronger and more powerful than Alec but my man Alec is holding his own proudly

57. this is the face of someone who’s done with your shit

58. I only wish jace’s exit was permanent but whatever (honestly Alec looks so perfect here)

59. also the fact that jace thinks everything is about him. “you’re getting married because of me” okay listen, if Alec was okay with being out and gay, you’re the last person he would chose. whether Alec admits it or not, he is attracted to Magnus and that would be his first choice. I’m only saying that Alec is starting to see jace for who he really is. I don’t even think his so called feelings for jace were ever that romantic but that’s just me

60. y’all ever find it funny how whenever jace needs something, he always reminds Alec of the parabatai bond. but where is that bond when Alec needs something?????? BECAUSE ITS ONE SIDED

61. also can we talk about how wonderful an actor Matt is?????? I feel he captures Alec well (but I see show Alec as original Alec and book Alec doesn’t exist to me) and he can act extremely well with just facial expressions

62. now jace is pouting because Alec said no lmao he’s such a child

63. so meliorn and Izzy are reunited but we don’t ever hear anything romantic between them again??????? well always nice to see you meliorn

64. well Simon has forgiven clary apparently. couldn’t even last a whole episode of calling her out ugh

65. not sorry- I wanted to see her called out more

66. can’t wait for these two to be on the same side and friends again 💓

okay, so 66 was the number for the episode today 👏🏼 thank you for joining the hasn’t Alec been through enough meeting and why must we suffer CLACE scenes. see y’all soon for the AU episode (super psyched for that) and thank you again for enduring me and my posts 🥹

[thegamingcatmom]

I need to know your thoughts on Werewolf MC!

That's literally all the ask is, and because I had a moment where I seen Kate, sunglasses on and a leash with MC in her werewolf form with a collar on LMAO. I'm talking a huge 7 foot werewolf mc with a collar on and Kate smug

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Hi frosty! 💙

This actually reminds me of those drawings of the Dimitrescus with a werewolf!MC. I love em. 🐺🫶

Is that what´s inspired this ask? Or did it just randomly come to mind? Asking cause I´m genuinely curious! :3

RIGHT SO-

I fucking love that idea. Especially with Kate parading MC around like "uhu, that´s right, look right here and take note of how awesome we are cause that ain´t something you wanna mess with". Totally smt I could see happening, LMAO.

Are we talking actual werewolf aka "children of the moon"? As in:

Or are we talking Twilight "werewolf" (shapeshifters, actually - still not over the fact they decided to just bulldoze over that tidbit of information in the movies, esp. BD Part 2 😤), as in:

I mean, both are fire. So I´m down with either. 🔥🤘

Oh man, the POSSIBILITIES. Also, let´s not forget MC would probs be a lot more durable and not as easy to break. Would be quite the relief for the sisters, for sure. 😅

But, THE POSSIBILITIES- 😭

Listen, MC would probs turn into her furry form solely for them belly rubs and head scratches. Yknow, totally taking advantage of the fact she´s got 3 beautiful ladies going "Awww" and "You´re just the cutest, aren´t you? Yessss you are" over her. 😭

...I mean, that´s their reaction regardless of the form MC takes, but it just hits differently when she´s not human. 🐺🥹

Okay listen-

Tanya Denali:

once she´s seen MC with a colar on, you can bet your ass it stays on

...regardless of her form

(new kink unlocked)

she´s always loved doggy style...but this takes things to another level entirely (she has thoughts, lemme tell ya)

quite enjoys the sight of other vampires clapping eyes on her huge ass werewolf!wife for the first time

...she´s proud af, let´s be honest

she´s glowing (and not just because of the sun)

also because MC is mighty

and that makes her feel mighty in return

their coven is strong

(it´s a leader thing...don´t judge her)

Kate Denali:

like you said, she´s smug

immensely so

in just about any situation, really

loves to mount MC like a prized steed

...both literally and figuratively

no, honestly: it´s adorable how much joy she gets out of riding on her (...like an actual horse, get yalls minds out of the gutter)

...she is quite curious about that doggy style though, it has to be said

roleplay (listen...something about treating her wife like an actual pet is just...it´s indescribable)

frequently begs MC to make them feral noises for her

I´m talking growling, snarling, howling-

she´ll join right in (also to see who can do it better)

Irina Denali:

lots of cuddles

and belly rubs

and nose rubs

any kind of rubs, really

loves to curl into MC when she´s sleeping

or laying on top of her

especially when she herself is reading

loves to run her fingers through all that...fluff

can´t get enough of hearing that adorable yipping MC (unintentionally) does when she gets excited

in fact, she finds it so endearing that she regularly asks MC to turn into a wolf

...however, it can´t be denied that she is rather curious about yknow what with her wife in wolf form

These are just some of their individual quirks. There´s lots of things the sisters have in common when it comes to wolfie!wife. Such as:

They love hunting together. There´s something so fascinating about wolfie!wife stalking her prey, nose going crazy when she catches a trace, muscles tensing as she sticks low to the ground, preparing for the ultimate lunge. So wild, yet graceful, and-

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Thanks a lot for your ask! 🥰💋

[multiverse-imagines]

vash x wolfwood!reader

vash just fawning over wolfwood’s sister, like he’d be staring without him even noticing.

when she notices she’s like “what’re you staring at?” immediately looks away.

she seems mean on the outside; but is very kind and sweet once you get to know her.

also Nicholas and her bicker a lot

if possible can u write this please

A/N: The sister????? The potential for Vash and Wolfy to be… IN-LAWS???!?!?!! Or even more interesting AN ANGSTY TRIANGLE??? OH I AM SO DOWN

I also finished Black Lagoon Recently, so this prompt was very appropriate! How serendipitous. This character totes took heavy inspo from Eda.

So Called Nun

In Vash's opinion, there were only two things in this world that seemed to throw Nicholas D. Wolfwood off his game. Drinking too fast, and seeing those from his past. The latter was definitely true when one night Nicholas was definitely on edge.

"You good, Wolfwood? You've almost drunk that whole bottle and it's not even midnight yet." Vash asked, worried about his friend.

"Don't worry about it, Needle Noggin." Wolfwood grumbled before downing another shot of Jack, the smack of the whiskey causing him to slightly totter in his chair.

Suddenly, the clatter of the saloon doors slamming open caused the patrons to fall silent. Normally, someone slamming into the saloon in attempts to assert dominance you get a simple eye roll. The bar stayed silent at the venue of a young woman… in a nun's garb?

A pair of gaudy sunglasses sat atop her covered head, and her eyes were hazed over with the memories of intentional murder. To the trained nose, she reeked of death and decay, as if those she'd killed clung to her robes in a meager attempt to drag her to hell as they seeked retribution. That's how she looked to Wolfwood who nearly fell out of his chair at the sight of her.

To Vash however, she was truly a beautiful angel! A woman of the cloth who clearly sought out those who needed the grace of God! The shades were a wonderful accent to her eyes that were intensely full of passion!

The woman immediately stomped over to Wolfwood, kicking a chair out of the way to sit down on. She snatched Nicholas' bottle of Jack before plopping down on the chair, kicking her legs up into the table in front of her.

Her boots were anything but elegant. Once sleek combat boots were now cracked and ragged leather, one of which wasn't even tied.

"Nico, Nico, Nico, it's been so long!" She gave him a toast with the bottle before downing a good amount of the remaining portion.

"And what the fuck do you want, dear Sister?"

"Is that how you treat family after not coming home for nearly 6 years? Livio would be so upset." The woman shrugged. She glanced over to the red coated man who was making the most wide eyed love struck face at him. She swore she could see drool in the corner of his mouth.

"And what are you looking at, ya damn Needle Noggin? Take a fuckin picture." She scowled at him. Vash immediately turned his head away from her, looking at the ground.

"Hey, leave my buddy alone. He's basically harmless." Wolfwood rolled his eyes at her, "besides, he's into rough treatment." His fingers tapped Impatiently on the table.

"Ah, I see how it is." A sneaky sneer came over her face. She got up from the chair, standing over Vash, gently taking his chin to guide it to look up at her.

"I'm sorry, little puppy, what was your name again?" Her voice turned smoother.

"V-Vash the Stampede, Miss!" He tensed up at her hand moving to cup his face.

"How adorable. Your wanted posters don't do you justice, really." She brushed her thumb against the beauty mark on his cheek, "Maybe God's blessing can be upon you tonight, Puppy." She teased him.

Wolfwood on the other hand, had swatted the shot glass away so as not to break it in his hand. He flexed his hand to keep it from locking up.

"Did you have a reason you were here, Sis?" He tried to keep the growl out of his voice. It didn't work.

"Ah, yes. About that." Her voice gained an air of intensity as she abandoned teasing the stampede, and walked around to stand in front of Nicholas, "Chapel and Livio are headed home, but not after they terrorize the whole town, and kick everyone but our family out. I can't do anything about it, since I have some obligations that are a little more… binding." She glanced away, dodging her reason for not assisting,

"My point is, I can't help them, but I know you two can. Please make sure everyone is okay, and don't get yourself killed? They've been bugging me about getting you to come home anyways." She chuckled halfheartedly. Wolfwood took a deep breath, and sat forward in his chair.

"Alright. I'll make a beeline that way first thing in the morning. If you clean up early, you can always join us." He looked up to his sister.

"That's a nice thought, but I don't think that'll be possible, big brother." She shook her head. Her voice was softer than before, as if she was peeking out from behind the shield she'd put up.

"Ah, don't go all soft on me now, don't worry, big bro will handle everything!" He gave a hollow smile that would put Vash's to shame as he put his arm up and flexed.

"I'm sure you've got this. Well, I better head out, Nico-ni. I'll buy drinks next time." She smiled, with almost a bittersweet smile as she ruffled his hair. She snatched the bottle of Jack off of the table, and made her way out of the bar, "Consider this collateral!" She laughed maniacally.

"What a woman." Vash practically had little hearts floating around his head.

"Yeah, what an idiot." Wolfwood frowned, now boozeless, and his buzz gone. He leaned back in his chair and stared at the ceiling, processing his sister's words.

Livio. How long had it been?

He needed a cigarette.

[shelbgrey]

Next to me(Emmett Cullen)

Chapter 8: the missing Cullen

Table of contents

The next day Edward didn't show up to school. As I stared at his empty seat in geometry with a nasty pit in my stomach. He couldn't be gone for good right? All his siblings are here, and he's sure as hell isn't sick. Even if we just met I wanted to consider him a friend. I felt slightly lonely without him due to the fact we had almost every class together.

At lunch time I looked over to the Cullen table and everyone was there except Edward. They didn't really act like it was a big deal he wasn't there. Alice and Stefan were playing cards as the rest of them talked amongst themselves.

“hay, you want to set with us?” Alice said suddenly appearing by my side. I chuckled and jumped back as she startled me. She smiled. “sorry, didn't me to scare you”

I quickly shook it off “its fine...and sure” she smiled and linked my arm with her's. “great!”

“hi, guys” I said shyly as I walked up to their table with Alice. Emmett smiled big and pulled out the empty seat that was next to him. As I sat down I felt millions of suprised eyes. They acted like they've never seen anything like it.

“what's up, Wolfy?” Damon smirked. His smile fell and turned to Emmett. “did you kick me?”

“no, I did” Rosalie said casually. I slightly chuckled.

Damon pouted towards me. “I'm the abused one as you can see” his brother Stefan rolled his eyes then turned to me.

“he's not, and I'm Stefan” I nodded and shook his hand. “I know... We have history together” I then turned to Alice's boyfriend. “your in That class too, your Jasper right?”

Jasper softly smiled and nodded. “pleasure to finally meet you”

Damon nodded. “yeah nice to finally have a conversation with the girl Emmett won't shut up about” Emmett shot him glare as my cheeks burn a light pink.

“you know this is totally bizarre, right?” I asked. “We're supposed to be enemies”

Emmett shrugged like he didn't care. “We're know to not follow rules... And the treaty doesn't say we can't hang out, we just can't be in each other's territory” I looked at him and smiled. Theses people seemed are too good to be true. It was refreshing to be expected for what you are and not get pittied, or just knew you for your roten luck.

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When I got home from school I raced to kitchen and grabbed a pair of keys I haven't touched in a long time. I opened up what me and Owen called the forbidden drawer. I sighed as I stared at the box. The inside of it was lined with red and white checkered paper that was slowly peeling. The only thing in there was some gold keys with a Ford Keychain holding them together.

I sighed as I picked up my father's motorcycle keys. My middle finger slipped into the key ring as I squeezed the keys in my hand as I walked into the living room

“tell uncle Charlie I'm taking the motorcycle out” Owen looked up from his home work and Bella looked up from her copy of gone with the wind

“why are you talking dad's motorcycle out?” Owen asked. I shrugged and fiddled with the keys making them make a soothing clinking sound.

“a-are you sure charl- dad will let you take it out?” Bella stuttered from the couch. I shrugged. “it's mine.. Dad left it to me”

“o-oh I'm sorry, I didn't know” she said running her fingers through her hair nervously. I rolled my eyes and walked passed them both. “see ya in a bit”

“love ya sis!” I heard as the front door closed. I was quick to put up my blue hood over my head then slip my leather jacket over the hoodie to keep warm.

I nervously walked into the garage were the glossy navy blue motorcycle was. I felt the tears prick the conner of my eyes as I ran my hand across the seat and handel bars. I nodded to myself as I got the courage to get on the bike.

After I got comfortable on the bike I slipped on the light blue helmet that had gold angle wings on it. The tears won and fell down my cheeks at the comfort the helmet had. The thing still had the smell of my dad's cologne. It felt like he was right there and son of a bitch I  wish he was. I wish he was there to teach me how to ride this thing like he promised. I wish my mom was there to tell me everything will be alright. I quickly shook the thought and drove away from the house.

It was so dark when I finally decided to take a pit stop near the woods. There was so called animal sightings and wanted to video tape it. For the first time in what feels like forever I open up my video camera. The supposed small camera still felt big and heavy in my hand. I studied it for a bit as I lend on on my dad's bike. The old marvel stickers on it was peeling and some of them was just plain white and the characters were gone.

The crack on side of it made my hand clinch around it. Another painful reminder of my parents demise. I had it with me the day they died and it got cracked on impact.

My thoughts were cut off by a pair of headlights. I used my hand to shield the brightness from my eyes as a group of guys filled out. I didn't recognize any of them and that made my stomach turn. I pulled out my pocket knife as I started to regret coming out tonight.

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[legendofmorons]

If your taking request of one shots can ya make one about Wolfie and spooky? I'm reading thro ur Master list and loving spooky 😹😻

Hi! Im so excited to write this. I'm always thrilled to write for Spooky. I'm sorry this took so long.

Spooky + wolfie

Pairing: Wolfe & Spooky

Rating: G

Summary: a look into the relationship between the animal companions of the chain

Warnings: none

Other: If I missed anything, please let me know

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You bringing Spooky the loveable panther in has changed many things for the better. And as wonderful as you are, this story is about Spooky and their ties to Wolfie.

Twilight isn't as fond of Spooky as some of the others at first. So obviously, Wolfie isn't that sold either.

But he warms up to the big cat, Spooky is awesome and helps hunt when they need it. So, as long as the panther pulls it's weight Twilight is happy.

The evening breeze flows through the trees lazily as Wolfie comes to camp.

He finds the others around the fire, but his gaze is drawn to Spooky, who has sprawled themselves across Wind's lap.

Cute.

Wolfie just makes his way over and flops down beside Wind and Spooky. It's warm enough here.

Wind just goes about eating his dinner.

Spooky looks to the wolf, almost asking where he's been.

Wolfie just gives a nod to the woods. It's easier than trying to explain it all to them.

Spooky seems unimpressed but dosen’t push it. There's no reason.

Rustling draws the attention of both the wolf and the panther.

Wolfie and Spooky are moving in tandem without any coordination. They're mauling the lynel trying to ambush them.

Growling, snarling, and other wrathful sounds draw attention.

It's no use, though, with Wolfie ripping at the legs and Spookie ripping out the jugular, the beast stands no chance.

"Good kitty!" Wind declares loudly.

"Good, Wolfie too." Legend draws with that smug tone he so often has.

Wolfie gives him a dirty look.

It's not until after they finished the Lynel off and cleaned up that Wolfie finally decides her does genuinely like Spooky.

And to celebrate that, Wolfie just flops himself down beside the panther as the fire slowly shrinks in size.

The others are all settled into bed aside from Wild, who is on the first watch tonight.

Spooky just cleans Wolfie off, having accepted him into their heart too.

And hey, Wolfie has a friend he can really rough house with!

[strawbubbysugar]

Thank you Bubby for your reply, you’re a very kind person with a deep well of empathy and understanding 💕, but now for sea opinions!!! I love it in concept and in aesthetic, but I actually have a fear of large bodies of water and whats in it (its called thalassophobia! Neat, huh? Idk if you know him, but Markiplier has the same thing!) and the more unique one is the fear of manmade objects submerged underwater, (it is called submechanophobia!!) and whats really cool is my brain is perfectly okay and loves animatronics outside of the water but the moment they are in the water it creeps me out ! Also funny, I really love subnautica so its all very ironic. My favorite fish of all time is eel because they Taste so Darn good!! Jk hehe my actual favorite is octopus, (and not just because they taste good hehe) they are one of the smartest water species and are wonderful escape artists, but specifically Opisthoteuthis Californiana (I prefer the name Adorabilis and wish they would have kept it hehe :3) is my favorite! Give him a look up, hes so adorable its sickening, and is even called the flapjack octopus!! And if mini is more ya thing, check out the Octopus Wolfi, hes the smolest boi around town!!

Tell us your sea thoughts 💕 fav sea/ocean animal?

Ehehe ooh if you have an ocean fear id be worried about something upcoming.. :D My fave sea animal is a dumbo squid, or possibly a whale shark? Very basic choices but they r like angels to me

[luimagines]

Oni!Reader having a verbal tick that they to repress around strangers. The word in question being 'kon' which usually pops up at the end of the sentence. Reader got bullied as a child because of it as it sounded 'too cute for an Oni' and sorta just devolved from there. However if they get really excited, annoyed, blissed or flustered then a kon is guaranteed to come out.

The Chain and Fierce end up finding out when Oni!Reader's got a package of sake from their Great Godfather Ogama.

Oni!Reader: Yes! I've been look for this brand for so long, kon! Bless you Great Godfather, kon!

Sky: ...kon?

Oni!Reader: Shit kon.

It doesn't take a genius for the guys to recognize a verbal tick albeit they probably be mad to know that their friend was bullied for it. They definitely try to make Oni!Reader feel more comfortable about it. I bet the Chain have their own habits and such.

They get to hear more accidental kons from Oni!Reader for a bit. Next one is when Wolfie decides to make an appearance cause doggos are hard to resist.

Oni!Reader: KON! You are such a handsome boy, kon! My Komainu would love to meet ya, kon! *pets Wolfie*

Wolfie: *happily barks*

Fairy!Hyrule is another one of those moments where a kon comes out.

Oni!Reader: You are a fairy, kon?! That's incredible!

Hyrule: Aw shucks. It's nothing too special.

Oni!Reader: I adore fairies, kon! A bunch of my friends are Yosei which are a type of fairy that can be found in my homeland, kon! I always wanted to meet various fae, kon.

Fierce accidentally gets kon when Oni!Reader is chilling on his lap in Tanuki form. He decided to pet under their chin as the Oni doesn't really mind that kind of affection. Although chin scratches are their weakspot.

Oni!Reader: ...kon. That feels good, kon.

Fierce: ...cute.

It doesn't take any longer for Oni!Reader to purposely say kon amongst the group. They really don't like suppressing common habits such as this. Being able to do around the Chain is a weight being lifted off their shoulders.

Legend and Wild both start up a small game to see how many time they can say it in a single conversation.

That being said, with enough time, each boy starts to incorporatw that little tick into their own vernacular.

"You're being dumb, kon."

"Shoot, kon! I need to redo this whole thing."

"Kon dang it. Now I'm out."

It's the little things.

[tv-gh0st]

He really needs to stop forgetting about the blood

it doesn't focus on it but this work is in @breannasfluff wing bois au cas i honestly love it so much!

So okay it really wasn’t Wilds fault, he really did forgot he was traveling with people. And sure many would infact say that isnt an excuse but he was traveling alone in a post apocalyptic for three years with no memories exept the absolute basics so he'd say yes that is an excuse to promptly forget he was covered in blood and then come back yo camp. 

It was a pretty normal day, they were in Wilds Hyrule and heading to Gerudo town after learning that’s were Flora was. The bad news was that Fours wing got dislocated and Winds got all scratched up, with important feathers getting damaged so they were grounded which sucked. So after a lot of groans learning it would be at lest a 4 day trip and Wild needing to reassure them that theres a possibility they'll run into Flora heading back on the way aswell as promising pumpkin soup for dinner the group set off. 

After a whole day of walking with only one break the chain found themselves right by the great Platue  according to Wild, there were a few normal red moblins to kill aswell as a traveler fighting a red bokobline that Wild helped out but after all that they were exhausted some of which(Wind and Warriors) complaining about having to set up camp. Wild on the other hand was bouncing off the walls trying to convince Time to let them take just a half days walk(which according to them could be a few hours if he caught enough horses for them.) to the stable. And as tempting as the cozy stable atmosphere and actually beds were even Hyrule was tired and it was late Stall enemy's would start appearing so to Wilds dismay he was denied and left to start up on some pumpkin soup grumbling the whole time.

Dinner came and went with little to no issue everyone loved the soup and they were all just hanging out, Sky was already sleeping, Wind was telling yet another story of his adventure to Hyrule and Warriors, Four was on the outskirts of camp mumbling to himself, Time was just sat against a tree, and last of all Twi was out on watch while Wolfie sat with Wild who was restless as ever. Hell all he wanted to do was wonder around a bit this was his Hyrule if anything he had the right to, he didn’t go on a three year adventure just to not know his way around. He could just fly around stay in sight or  even just teleport to Zoras domain or somewhere with people, just anything that involved him getting up and moving. But no the moment Wild even got to the edges of camp Wolfie barked bloody murder at him and once he finally sat down Wolfie sat on him! The nerve. Did he mot understand how Wild worked, he wouldn’t get hurt or anything he just needed to move or he swears he'll actually go insane.

So the moment Wolfie gets up Wild gets to work on crawling away, Wolfie was called to by Time so Twi would be occupied for a bit (he could never turn up his mentor unlike wild who atlest temporarily easily choose being able to wonder whenever he needed over staying still and at camp with Twilight) but as to not catch Wolfie's attention he went towards Four, it was risky but Wild figured Four was so deep in thought he wouldn’t even notice, even if he did Four could probably understand atlest this once. But no Warriors had to notice him. 

"where ya goin champ" ugh Wolfie immediately turns his head to the two of them. Through closed teeth Wild tries his best not to show his anger and disappointment "theres an apple tree right over there, wanted some apples ya know, I  use em a lot in recipes so its always good to have them" it wasn’t technically a lie there is an apple tree and he does use them a lot in recipes and knowing his tendencies to grab everything he sees he probably would have grabbed those apples, he left out the part were he wasn’t planing to be back for atlest an hour, but was it really important. Aperently yes yes it was to Wolfie and Time atlest. 

"Wild it gets dangerous at dark, we need to stick together plus everyone will be settling  down soon" Wild was already getting more fidgety scratching at his scars as if given the chance he would jump right out of his skin and just run(hell he would if he could) and as if to rub salt in the wound Time looked down at him directly in the eyes, sure he never mentioned that looking him in the eye made his skin itch and on bad days like this one made him want to cry, and technically he never mentioned the fact that lack of moving around like right now would make him go insane but he didn’t realize he had to, also he figured they would realize on there own it's obvious but not to them I guess, atlest if Wolfie growling whenever he moved was anything to go off of. 

But soon Twilight had to come back as hylian, and soon Time had to take his eye off of him. And he'll be damned if he didn’t use that opening to fucking book it. After he was far enough away from camp to fly and be considered a traveler he flew as fast as he could to the coliseum finally free to move and take out this energy it was clear to him he was going to fight a goddamn Lynal or pray to Hylia he was going to strike something else down. 

So that’s what he did.

But he got a little carried away and might have ended up clearing the whole place, each

Level. 

He was infact hyper aware of his wings being Soaked, after clearing the colosseum he was going to fly back but he didn’t make it very far in the air due to his wings being heavy. It was a pain in the ass to say the lest. Bad news is he didn’t realize his wings weren't the only thing soaked.

"Wild were the fuck where you!"

The moment he entered camp he was grabbed by the shoulders by Warriors. Which was not ideal, although he let out his energy he was still upset at everyone for not letting him go, it probably would have stopped him from coming back to camp covered in blood. Oh fuck he forgot about that part.

"oh Hylia" he felt warriors pull back rubbing his hands against his pants. "Cub, holy shit are you okay" Twilight on the other hand had no issue getting a little dirty feeling down Wild which was very much not appreciated by the latter. "Twi off off I'm fine!" he did not get off.

"What happened" Finally pulling back from the over bearing mother cuccoo Wild started to walk off. "Im fine I just went off for a bit to fight a few monsters" Warriors laughed at this. "A few monsters, champ you were gone for an hour and come back a bloody mess literally" Wild just rolled his eye before running into Time the smallest ding being heard from his armor. "Wild. I told you to stay put" another eye roll came with some sorta frustrated  trill answered with Wilds own more angry trill. "listen ill wash the blood off tomorrow okay" exasperated and Tired Twilight reached to grab Wilds arm. "Wash it off tommor- Cub this isn't about washing it off Ugh" it was met with a  threatening chirp and Wild violently pulling his arm away from a surprised Twilight. But before he was able to retreat the bloodied frustrated Magpie met eyes with Legend. 

"Wild"

"Legend"

Wild was suddenly getting dragged by the older but shorter bird who was bringing his own wings up to shield from Wilds own who was flapping them like crazy. "Legend!" 

"Fuck off Wars" 

And with that there off.

Wild eventually calmed down getting tired of the constant flailing, luckily Legend  just brought them to the lake not tooooo far off. He just pointed at it but Wild got the memo and jumped right in, he knew he'd have to fight off Legend if he didn’t. 

"so whats the deal" 

Well that was unexpected. Legend seemed to notice Wilds surprise. "well your upset and the others cant seem to grasp that your not just bitching around." Wild couldn’t help but snort at the last bit but Legend was right, he sure as hell was upset. "they wouldn’t let me go" the look he was given showed he was gonna explain or he would have to deal with the mother cuccoo trio. "I just, ugh. I just needed to move around and no one would let me. Warriors kept getting in my way always alerting Time and Wolfie, Time acted like it was to dangerous even though were in my Hyrule! Like I don’t know my own fucking Hyrule even tho I've been adventuring here for three years I know he wants to protect everyone but he's just being a bitch honestly acting like I'm a baby, and oh if were on the topic oh acting like I'm a baby Twilight is so fucking annoying sometimes, I love the guy I would die a million times for him but holy shit Im not incompetent or something, I just needed to go wonder a bit fly around maybe just move ya know! Like that’s how I always am but he just acts like I'm always gonna get hurt sometimes he acts like I'm trying to get hurt! Like sure I would jump infront of any of you in a fast pace fight but I don’t have that little of self preservation I'm not a goddamn idiot, sometimes it feels like you and Hyrule are the only ones who acknowledge that I'm not a newborn puppy, just because I prefer wondering around, have a few boundaries and, some trust issues Im still able to walk off and not die ya know!" 

Wild didn’t even realize how heated he got until its over Legend giving him a look, it wasn’t pity and he obviously wasn’t upset at him but it just was a look. "it sounds like you have a few opinions but not in the bad way and I totally understand" kinda look. 

"so you got worked up and no one would let you deal with it so your pissed now" it sounded a bit simplified but Legend definitely was trying to be sincere he just has his own way of doing it. "well that sucks n all really but could I ask how you dealt with it and why it included getting drenched in blood" 

Oh yeah Wild forgot about that, to be fair Wild traveled alone and being covered in blood for a few days was never a problem, there were even to few travelers to get scared off or worried about it that it became an issue. 

"I fought a lynal and like a few dozen moblins and bokos" as weirdly understanding Legend was being tonight he was not having that and needed an explanationz "that big ruin over there, it’s a big ol monster camp with a lynal right in the middle like you said I was worked up and pissed so I used the adrenaline to kill the lynal and the other monsters, most of this blood isn't mine but killing a lot of monsters can be a messy job sometimes also I like to dig out for there guts and horns ya know to make elixirs cas no one really sells them around here but yeah it can get  especially gross with lynals" 

"that’s fucking gross kid, and you really gotta get a hobbie" Wild used his soaked(with luckily mostly water now) wing to splash Legend laughing as he retried farther to the small thin forest of birch trees. "what the fuck!" atlest the cook was lighting up. "but seriously ya gotta get some communication skills, its my thing to be pissed off but your just supposed to be feral I can get passed the killing a lynal and taking its guts as gross as that is, but the others think there helping out and getting pissed off ain't gonna show them to back off they'll just keep pushing" damn who knew Legend was good at the emotional shit.

"yeah yeah I guess your right but not tonight I think I have a right to be pissed off for atlest a few more hours" rolling his eyes Legend did have to agree they were bitches even if they didn’t mean to be. "okay then get up, you can be upset but we have to get going, doubt those three will be happy about you leaving without a trace two times"

"Hey this time was your fault" Legend didn’t dignify that with an answer just threw a towel at Wild and started walking letting the cook catch up. "also for your information I'm not explaining anything to them, atlest not tonight I'm sleeping and there is  nothing they can do about it." with a snort "Atlest you'll actually be sleeping for once" 

"Out of spite so it doesn’t count" 

"Sureeeeeee"

For the rest of it they walked in a comfortable silence Wild happy someone could finally understand and Legend happy he could chip sway at Wilds barrier, sure they'd have to deal with three mother cuccoos but it was worth the price to have atlest one nice moment.

[legacyshenanigans]

Yo, Bexy, so glad I found you this year and that you started this blog. Since I found it, it has been so much funny. No moment I spend here has gone without me having so much fun.

You are literally everything bestie. You, Volo and Rowan.🫂

I am so glad for you and the little cult you've created 💜💜

Big hugs to you and hoping we get a lot more from you, you know, Bexy lore.

And of course a lot of thirst stuff from our vile husbands 🫦

I LOVE YOU SO MUCHHH ❤️❤️❤️

Happy New Year!

Hoping 2024 is really happy for you and you get a lot of happy moments

Awwwww 🥹😭😭 I love ya wolfie!! 💜 I hope the same for you!

I'm so glad too! ❤️

And of course! My love for them is showing no signs of leaving me anytime soon 🐍🐺

So I shall be here, on my dumb and horny shit 😌😊🤣

Happy New Year Wolfie! ❤️

[ofpineapplesanddawns]

I can’t remember if you have an au where vampire Peter meets Aro, but if not; that. I think they would have some constructive feedback for each other on how to vampire right.

I think... there was a one-shot AGES ago where vampire prince Peter and his wolfy husband met Aro, but other than that? Nope! Don't think I have vampire Peter and Aro interacting just on their own!

Warning: the girls are fighting! (the author also points out dumb flaws with the twivamps)

On with the fic!

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"Look, it's the principle of the thing!"

"It really isn't. It's irony, that's what you have here. A vampire who is a vampire hunter, and also one on stage. I feel like there is some coping with your circumstances as well."

"Fuck off, I'm not taking that from a guy who can cut glass with diamond nips!"

Aro actually laughed at this and Peter glared at him. "Well, it's true, isn't it? Your vampire species is all... I dunno, stone like! It's weird! You're weird."

"My chest does not have bits as sharp as diamonds, Peter." Aro teased before gracefully bringing up the wine glass to his lips, dark blood passing his lips with a grace Peter could never master, no matter how often he practiced to look like a suave, sexy European vampire from the movies. "Though I have met some vampires of both my own kind and others who were humans during the Victorian era and had been quite fond of the strange interest in piercings then."

"Jesus wept, Aro." Peter groaned and swallowed down his spiked mug of microwaved blood. "You have no.... you're blunt."

"As are you. Talking about my nipples." Aro smirked.

"Sttttoooooopppppp!" Peter dropped his head on the table. "Gonna make me turn into a bat and hide up in the rafters just to ignore you..."

Aro glanced up. "I do not believe you have rafters that are visible in your... penthouse, if you wish to call this gaudy fun house that."

Peter narrowed his eyes and refilled his mug with the kettle, then poured in some vodka. "I'll hide in the light fixtures then!"

"Not wise for a bat to do, even one as tiny and adorable as you." Aro chuckled. "How strange that you can turn into a bat anyway, and not even a vampire bat. Your species does not drink blood, and yet you do."

"I don't control the fuzzy cutie that I become." Peter snorted. "I just accept that I turn into a canyon bat and can still slurp up the red stuff like a slurpee. Vampires are fucking weird. Yours especially."

"How so?" Aro asked, topping off his wine glass with the kettle.

"Like, ya know." The actor waved his hand about. "Look at you! You're three thousand plus years old!"

"Many vampires of many kinds live for ages."

"Not eons!"

"I am good at survival." Aro smiled.

"Bleh. And your body! You're made of stone, or you're like stone! Why?! What's the point!?"

"Protection, I assume." Aro shrugged, Peter sighed loudly.

He took a long drink from his mug, then nearly slammed it down, just to be dramatic. "And the whole thing! The... the thing, with your liquids!"

Aro arched an eyebrow. "The venom?"

"Yeah! How does that even work! Why does all the fluid in your body become venom, isn't that dangerous!? Your blood, your spit, your- ew. EW! How do you even fuck when you're shootin' off-"

The older vampire made a face, holding up a hand. "I don't know, and I do not wish to know, Peter. It is not a topic that I personally have any interest in learning more about."

"Sounds like the terrible choices made by a writer who trapped herself in a corner." Peter grumbled.

"Why a female writer?"

"Because all that shit you told me about with the girl with the OP ability and her shitty love interest and their poorly named baby sounds like something a YA writer came up with and people gobbled that shit up. And they tend to usually be women who write these, so, yeah."

"And what of you? Your vampire species is so... odd. You can be in the sun."

"Not for long, still burns and makes me really sick. At least I don't sparkle."

"Hm. And you can change into a bat, yet not a vampire bat."

"Probably due to the region that the vampire species originated from, Mexico and the American southwest, don't have vampire bats there."

"And you can eat food."

"Nnnnnot a lot, honestly. It's weird, some stuff is okay, but most just makes me upchuck minutes later or automatically. Kinda sucks, I miss chewing gum, mint really doesn't agree with me anymore."

"Mint was used in healing, a purifier, might be what flavors and spices are used." Aro said with a chuckle.

Peter huffed and dipped his finger into his blood, flicking it at Aro's expensive suit. "Again, at least I don't sparkle."

"Such a weak argument."

"Shuddup, pretty old man."

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My species of vampire in my aus is so damn silly and weird and honestly just centered around Peter and Hardy changing into a canyon bat cause they're just so damn cute and tiny and always screaming in photos.

Meyers has no excuse for her shit outside of 'oh, if I make them traditional, it makes me so upset and ill and I can't have that!'. Lady, accept that your vampires are ridiculous. Venom. For real???

Also, I dunno what they're doing in Peter's flat, but I'm 95% sure Peter is not wearing any clothes while they sit at the table together, so that might tell you what they had been doing.