#love u .. 🌷 im. sorry

[supermaks]

Do you maybe have like max x fernando lore? Love them and love ur blog!! <33

Max is Nandos favorite nephew and also his psychosexual angel of death in this essay i will

ok so before we get into max and nando lore we need to establish some CRUCIAL Nando Alonso historical context. When max got called up to f1 Nando had already been racing f1 cars for 14 years which first of all.😐 And like I think its fair to say the last .. umm lets be kind and say, 6 he was literally going thru like the 7 circles of hell. Ferrari had just finished doing their ✨thang✨ ((completely obliterating a drivers soul)) to the point Nando was like 'remember that team that kickstarted my descent into madness and, aha, coincidentally, the unstoppable success of the kid who beat me his rookie year and that I literally tried to snitch on and had like a spanish spy stay wid me in the garage because I was SO normal about it and hinged and not at all very um , racially threatened. Yuh ok lets try that again. Oh and its their first year wid Honda too thats PERFECT yes thats exactly what I need I'm a GENIUS'. So in 2015 he signs wid Mclaren and literally during TESTING gets fucking zapped by his own car, allegedly, c0nks the f out and swerves that mf right into the wall. We're talking testing.

Listen. Im trying to establish that by the time our fav anti christ gets to the big show Nando has been going thru it for a minute. His teams consistently fail to deliver, nothing ever goes his way, his car is trying to kill him, and like, cannot stress this enough, lewis hamilton is very successful. Lew hammy is so successful he might become thee most successful. Nando is normal about that.

So here comes the babbiest of all evil babies and nobody knows what his deal is, he talks funny and hes weird and has no regards for his public image. But he's promising. So promising in fact that he could threaten afore mentioned most successful random individual who beat Nando his rookie year. And Nando is like. vengeful adoption. Vengeful child care. Nando's imprint on baby Max is both a long term evil plan and also just like. Immediate realization that Max is different like he's different. ((Not like Lewis is different but lets not get into that rn lmfao)) Max isn't gonna be a media darling. Max isn't gonna be a celebrity. Max is gonna be an f1 champion. And Nando has spent 14 years subjecting himself to cars far below his skill so he can keep being an f1 champion. So while somebody like Seb vettel is like 'why that baby aint got no coat on' ((for two minutes before the baby bites him and hes like no fuck this baby)), Nando is like, somebody give that baby a gun. Nando gets asked about Max's readiness for f1 and says, 'I think before we say anything we should wait to c what he does'. And then when 'what Max does' turns out to be like, borderline crime, in many occasions, actual crime, Nando is still like see, he's perfect ☺️

Like for example spa 2016, Max pulls a defensive move on kimi that has people calling for his teenage head for like the 3948th time that season and Nando straight up says no he didnt do anything wrong. And bro pulls out receipts he explains that shit wid the usual Nando rulebook rizz. For max. A teenage war criminal.

Lets talk Spain 2016 tho. Spain 2016 is actually super important for max/nando lore. Max's first race wid red bull-- and his first win. Start of something new. Inevitable. He absolutely packs Seb on turn 3, same exact way Nando had 3 years before. In 2016, though, Nando's far away from Ferrari and a race winning car. Honda PU gives up and he DNFs. Still hauls ass to congratulate the kid

Its very sweet and kinda tragic and a perfect reflection of their careers at that point. Max bursting on the scene wid the potential of a thousand suns, Nando basking in the sunlight from his place on the sidelines. Its not enough but its still good because its Max and Max is his guy.

They also play soccer together once for that charity match thing in Monaco and Nando kinda stunts and yk frustrated soccer drop out max must've felt some type of way about that.

These are from hungary 2017 and I have no idea whats happening or why they're in a bean bag enclosure but I think they're important

On Max's side of things, I think Nando's camaraderie must've caught him off guard. Getting into f1 at 17 ur not really expecting to make any friends lmfao. But Nando had his back from day one, and loudly, too, and I think for somebody like Max, who was raised on loyalty and commitment and respect from an overwhelming paternal figure that gave him everything except stability, that must've meant a lot to him. Especially because it was Nando like. Max oozes respect for that pensioner bro, in a way that I dont think he does for anybody else in the game. His rookie year Max said Alonso was his biggest inspiration because he kept at it despite not having the car. Yk Max didnt have the car for a few years either. He sees Nando as somebody whos been to battle, just like Nando saw a lil soldier coming into f1.

When Nando had his nicki minaj brb moment in 2018 Max said he regretted never having the chance to race against him. He'd raced against Lewis and Seb, but never Nando and Nando was the one he used to watch on tv racing those two. Meanwhile old man is giving interviews telling people Max is the the best driver in f1 and the only reason he bothers put on f1 those days is to watch Max. ((😐))

2021 is the apogee of many things and one of them is definitely max/nando lore. Nando is back. Max has the car. And Nando will be seated. And he will watch. And when Max does win, Nando calls it 'justice'. Its so fucking intense and deranged but rn we're just focusing on the narrative and appreciating it for what it is: Nando couldnt do it, but he knew Max could, and Max did. His guy did.

I swear they've been honeymooning for almost 2 years now. Nando stopped giving a fuck a long time ago but lately hes literally like this is a Max ONLY event fuck the rest of yall. First Max's 2 titles are worth more than Lewis' 7 because something something deranged pensioner noises. Then Max has talent that you cant teach and hes always been like that since go karts and he's going to be one of the all time greats. Also we're both villains and we're not politically correct ((white men are insane)). And then Max is like yes Nando is my good friend and he talks to me and I like to ask him about stuff and I take him on my plane to races and we get on well despite our age difference because age doesnt matter. 🙂police.

Also literally one of the most important gifs of all time from last year when Max won the wdc shut the fuck up thajnk you

Which brings me to one of the most important podiums of all time. Like the lyrical poetry of this shit are u joking

This gonna be the longest season ever and who knows if it’ll happen again already in Baku or whatvr maybe it won’t but like. We’ll always have Australia 2023.

Also in the post race presser there was such a quintessential max/lando moment I need to break it down to finish this and like go jump off a building lol

So here u have classic old heads + verstappen post race presser where they get to gentle bully sweet boy until he blushes. This time it’s like Nando talking some shit about how he has to leave because he’s annoying and lewis kinda joins in like ‘he’s still talking’ and Max is all squinty and ekfkwmdk it’s fucking cute ok whatvr. But what I really love about it is that Nando interrupts Max and gives him shit but then makes sure to put his arm behind Maxs back like. Don’t get it twisted. Hes my boy. He literally does the ‘this is a pro max post’ banner irl

Anyway here’s a cute compilation bye

[maplesyrupsainz]

˖⁺｡˚⋆˙feels like | PG10˖⁺｡˚⋆˙

pairing: pierre gasly x leclerc!singer!reader (she/her) x kika gomes

genre: social media au, polyamory

warnings: polyamory

summary: in which you meet the loves of ur life in the form of ur brother's best friend and his girlfriend

a/n: u've all been begging for this pairing HAHAH im finally delivering 🙏

request!!!: charles little sister and she doesn't really go to his races that often because she's a singer but she finally does and she hangs with kika & gets a crush on her & meets pierre & develops feelings for him too so then they finally get together and try to drop subtle hints but everyone just thinks they r good friends

my masterlist

fc: gracie abrams

instagram ->

ynupdates

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ynupdates y/n seen today outside the airport in florence, italy !!

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user1 hi arthur in the likes lol

user2 her biggest fan

user3 is she going to imola????

user4 omg 👀

user5 Y/N AT A RACE??!!

user6 omg i hope she's finally coming to a race we barely ever see her there

user7 i miss her

user8 welcome back to f1 y/n 😻

user9 why does she never go to races omgg

user10 she goes to most big ones imo but she's busy with her own career

user11 y/n and charles content i beg

user12 nah y/n and the other drivers content plsss 🙏

yourusername posted a story

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user13 awwwwww omg

user14 so cute

charles_leclerc hanging out with my girlfriend before you even see me? okay!

yourusername get over it

user15 are u coming to imola 🙈

user16 see u at the race y/n 👀

alexandrasaintmleux my fav leclerc 😘

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user17 imola imola imola

twitter ->

messages ->

instagram ->

yourusername posted a story

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user18 omggg is that kika

user19 kikayn the duo i didnt know i needed

charles_leclerc y/n please

yourusername im coming im coming

user20 this duo actually makes so much sense

user21 i love women

user22 need her to meet pierre i just know they'd get along they all got the same vibes

user23 im gay

twitter ->

instagram ->

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f1wagupdates pierre gasly and girlfriend kika gomes have been seen multiple times over the past few weeks with ‘i miss you, im sorry’ singer & sister of charles leclerc, y/n leclerc. they appear to have become good friends since their alleged first meeting in imola, but sources report some suggestive interactions including all three of them.

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user26 suggestive interactions...????

user27 omg obsessed with this trio lol

user28 the friendship we never knew we needed 😻

user29 what suggestive interactions lol it's TOO VAGUE!!! give us more

user30 i bet charles loves this 😂

user31 the first piccccc omg y/n and kika cuddling and pierre is just there

user32 y/n and kika tgthr is just so cunty

user33 someone ask charles what he thinks 😂

francisca.cgomes

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francisca.cgomes 🌷 lil dump

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user34 OMG hellooo y/n

user35 the last pic hahah so cuntyyy

user36 ugh OBSESSED with this trio

user37 i wish i was them

landonorris ugh set me up with y/n please kika

francisca.cgomes now why the hell would i do that

pierregasly not happening, sorry lando

landonorris ??? wtf why not

francisca.cgomes she's OURS

yourusername 😂😂

user38 sus

user39 ???? what is going awnnn

user40 SUSSSSSS

yourusername awww pierre in his lil suit 👔

pierregasly awww y/n with her lil lollypop 🍭

francisca.cgomes 🙄

user41 what is even happening lol

yourusername posted a story

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charles_leclerc y/n

yourusername hi charlie

charles_leclerc maman misses you

yourusername is that code for u & arthur miss me 🤨

charles_leclerc perhaps...

yourusername lol i'll come visit home soon

francisca.cgomes leak it to me

yourusername 🤫 all in good time!

pierregasly about me?

yourusername in ur dreams

pierregasly 👀

user42 OMG

user43 new music new music new music

twitter ->

instagram ->

yourusername 📍 monaco

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yourusername & i would do whatever u wanted

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user44 urmmm is that lyrics

user45 yea omg look at the notebook she's holding up

user46 this is what it feels like????

user47 drop the song

user48 love this friendship

francisca.cgomes love you gorgeous

yourusername love you sm

charles_leclerc ❤️

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user49 ???

pierregasly met you at the right time

yourusername 👀

user50 ok what's going on

user51 ????

user52 wot

messages ->

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yourusername jus dropped my new song ‘feels like’. the girls that get it, get it... thank u for ur unwavering support always 🫶

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user53 who else here is a girl that (finally) gets it

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user54 get what😭😭😭

user55 SHE'S DATING THEM

user56 the hard hard launch i never knew i needed

charles_leclerc ❤️

yourusername love you

arthur_leclerc ❤️

yourusername ❤️ my biggest fan

arthur_leclerc always

user57 oh i love them sm

user58 i would do whatever you wanted we dont have to leave the apartment 😭

user59 MET YOU AT THE RIGHT TIME‼️

francisca.cgomes mon cœur 💓

yourusername oh i love you

francisca.cgomes 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

user60 best girls omg

pierregasly world's sexiest leclerc!

yourusername i hold this title loudly & proudly

charles_leclerc 🙄

user61 😂 pierre is so real for this

user62 oh the song is soso beautiful

pierregasly

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pierregasly livin in a movie i've watched and...

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user63 FUNNY CAUSE I COULDNT HAVE CALLED IT!!???

user64 omggg

user65 this is a true love story frrr

user66 AHHHH I LOVE THEM SO BAD

charles_leclerc photo creds for the last pic!!

pierregasly ofc charles 😘

charles_leclerc dont flirt with me too

yourusername 😂😂 have a day off!

arthur_leclerc ily guys

francisca.cgomes oh hello fav leclerc brother

arthur_leclerc 😀

yourusername ily art

charles_leclerc 🙄

yourusername i met u both at the right time 😭

francisca.cgomes thank u imola paddock 🤩🤩🤩

pierregasly our place 🙏🙏🙏🙏

user67 omg.. OBSESSED!!!

THE END 🥹🩷

[yauchfilms]

so american ✢ max verstappen

pairing: max verstappen x singer!reader

warnings: none; just some silly shit, some swearing, google translate dutch, max's home race is belgium and not the netherlands for timeline related reasons

summary: y/n is teasing way too many things at once…..can the fans keep up? 

author's note: this is NOT an original concept i am aware of this. but this hasn’t left my brain in days. i’ve got a very specific vision so let me cook. i know i haven't posted on here in over a year but i've returned an f1 fan. enjoy!

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yourname: i think i'm in love with montreal. sorry i’ve been so off the grid but i am Loving Life so hard. so much inspo in my life rn. will talk soon i promise. love u all bunches 🫶🏼🌷

ynsbestfriend: hey queen you have done it again!

-> yourname: ugh i love you so bad

user1: UM BAE WHOS THAT IN THE LAST SLIDE?

-> yourname: beats me! 

-> user1: i do not trust you. 

lilymhe: hiiiii pretty girl

-> yourname: stop im blushinggggg

user2: i fear she’s in her lover girl era 

-> user3: girl help im so fucking scared right now what’s happening

user4: so does any of this have to do with your story from yesterday??????

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yourname added to their story! 

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yourname: life's been a beach lately. clearly i've been loathing my time in spain ://///

user5: IS THAT MAX

-> user6: no bc it HAS to be

heidiberger_: Loved spending the week with you! 🤍

-> yourname: same!!!!!! let's do it again sometime 🥰

-> user6: NOT DANNY RIC'S GF COMMENTING?????? AND LILY MUNI HE ON HER LAST POST???????

user6: no bc even if her and max were dating and she's been traveling with him why have we not seen her in the paddock

-> user7: to throw us off our rhythm????

-> user8: what if they debut at his home race in spa ijbol

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yourname: hahaha felt like dropping 2 things at once on u guys LOLLLLLLLL. thank u to redbullracing, spagrandprix, and the city of spa for letting me and my friends crash the race the other week to film the “so american” music video, and to maxie for winning in ur home country. it was so fucking special to be there supporting u. i love u baby!

ps. another thank u to max for thinking i'm the funniest person in the world and making fun of my americanness for as long as i've known him (which is quite a while).

enjoy this tune guys. it's urs forever and i hope u love it as much as i love the person it's about 🫶🏼 🇧🇪 🇳🇱 TU DU DU DU!!!!!

user9: OH NMY GOD I FUCKING KNEW I SAW U IN THE GARAGE

ynsbestfriend: thanks for letting me third wheel mommy

-> yourname: no one else i'd rather drag along!!!

danielricciardo: Welcome to the family! Song's a banger although I can't believe it's actually about Max of all people 🤢 GROSS!!

-> yourname: jealousy is a disease danny.

user10: i actually cannot fathom this this is so me core

alexandramalsaintmleux: I am so glad to know you! Your happiness is everything 🩷

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maxverstappen1: Spent a week away in New England with my talented, gorgeous girl. Loved getting away and experiencing America through her eyes! Consider me an honorary American now! Also, stream “So American” wherever you choose. It's about me 😉 

yourname: does this mean i can stop hiding in the garage now???

landonorris: Happy for you mate! Love the song as well yourname 🤍

-> yourname: awe thank u lando 🥺 i got more to show u when i see u next!!!!!!

redbullracing: ❤️💙

user11: MAX IS IN HIS LOVER BOY ERA

danielricciardo: How many more times can you say American?

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yourname: nothing like celebrating the best 2 weeks of my life than showing my boy around ye olde stomping grounds #soamerican

liamlawson30: This is so American of him

-> yourname: like he fits in so well!

lydianight: u'll have him in the american flag board shorts in no time

-> yourname: baby steps :///

user11: she really is in her lover girl era 🥺

clairo: did you take him to the chipotle that is also a historic landmark downtown??

-> yourname: dude of COURSE i did. he said it was "interesting"

yourname added to their story! 

[lewisvinga]

my boy | logan sargeant x fem! reader

summary; when a post that was made for her private instagram account, is accidentally posted on her main and makes everyone changes their thoughts on y/n and logan’s relationship.

fc; various girls on pinterest

warnings; suggestive content obvi 😭

taglist; @namgification

notes; requested !

masterlist !

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yourusername: me n my boy 🌸🌷🌹💐🩷

tagged; logansargeant

logansargeant: i love you, pretty girl!!

yourusername: i love you, pretty boy!!!

logansargeant: the last picture ????

yourusername: me eating u cos ur so cute

username: im so🥹

username: THEY’RE SO CUTEEE

username: the pic of logan holding the bouquet for her im so-

username: need a relationship like theirs asap

alex_albon: is he wearing…. a cowboy hat

logansargeant: yee haw 🤠

yourusername: american boy couldn’t hold back😞

lilymhe: can he fight ? cos i want u🥴

yourusername: no need u got me already bae😌

francisca.cgomes: cuties!! liked by yourusername!

carmenmmundt: double date soon??!!

yourusername: oh , duh!!!!

username: her friendship w the wags >>

username: the pics are so cute n soft omg i adore it so much😣😣😣😣😣

username: couple goals !

username: sobbing crying rolling on the floor

username: logan so soft bf coded 🥹🥹🥹

username: why’re they the most perfect couple ever

username: i live for y/n’a photo dumps of logan , they’re always so soft n cute😞

username: the first picture is so american coded

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yourusername: me n my boy priv version

tagged; logansargeant

username: OH HELLO

username: waittttt

username: WHAT IS TJISLANDLS

logansargeant: wrong account, babe 😬

yourusername: oh! well… at least people know you keep me satisfied 😁😁

alex_albon: STOP THIS MADNESS Y/N I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE PLS I BEG STOP

yourusername: i got more i can accidentally post on the main btw

lilymhe: MONTHLY GIRLS CHAT OVER COFFEE IS PUSHED TO THIS WEEK

carmenmmundt: HELLO I AGREE!!

francisca.cgomes: OMG count me in

logansargeant: you guys talk about our sex life over coffee???

lilymhe: i have learnt very interesting things abt my bf’s teammate 😄

yourusername: gotta share the good stuff w the girls sorry my pretty boy 😚

username: IM STILL SCREAMING AT THIS

username: not all the wags confirming they always talk abt logan’s and y/n’s sex life 😭

username: u guys need a third???

username: the random picture of logan smiling😭

yourusername: it’s for balance😞

username: LMFAOO

username: LOGAN HUNTER SARGEANT??😧

username: ok now this… this is hot

username: the last picture i might go insane😵‍💫

username: oh she’s so real for this post

username: what happened to being a soft cute couple…

yourusername: i blame logan

username: OHMYMS🫨🫨🫨🫨

username: barley gave us time to recover from the last post being so cute 😭😭😭

username: pls she’s so

username: the difference between this post and her last one 😭😭😭😭

yourusername: my apologies everyone this was meant for my priv 🤥🤥🤥🤥at least you guys know who the real logan is😁

alex_albon: STOP CORRUPTING MY TEAMMATE

[kevinsdsy]

all for the game social media au — the summer olympics edition (pt. 7): EVERYONEEE the sebastian & aaron tweet is inspired by @minyard-05’s fic called golden on ao3 and y’all should DEFINITELY read it!!!! it’s genuinely so beautifully written so yeah 🙂‍↕️ would 10/10 recommend + ENJOY SOME SEBASTIAN HEADCANONS WHILE WE’RE AT IT 🫶🏼

another disclaimer: would jean ever offer to go to marseille?? no, i know he wouldn’t. BUT for the 2024 summer olympics he ended up in france anyway and can’t a girl (me) be all about healing and romanticising life? can’t i just believe if he did end up in france anyway he might have realized maybe it isn’t so bad after all— and maybe this place does not have to haunt him forever if he just has the right people with him??? no??? okay well IM SORRY

also if u made it this far to my notes WE’VE DONE IT ‼️ IT’S THE END OF THE TROJANS AND OLYMPIC SOCMED AU will maybe do another post to tell y’all so it’s not hidden all the way down here or put it in the masterlist but oh well we’ll see

ANYWAYS I HAD SO MUCH FUN DOING THIS AND I’M SO SO VERY GLAD Y’ALL SEEMED TO ENJOY IT. I LOVED INTERACTING W Y’ALL AND SEEING THE INBOXES ABOUT HOW Y’ALL PERCEIVED EVERYONE (shawn anderson we’ve learned your name o.o)

please feel free to keep sending me inboxes about things that remind y’all of the trojans hehehe and PLEASE feel free to grab and take any dynamics/characteristics for your own work/thoughts if you’d like

ALSO if you’re really sad about the socmed au ending I CAN PUT YOU ON TWO OF MY FAVOURITES SOCMED AUS RIGHT NOW:

@jeanmoroses: MASTERLIST — tsc social media au

@mqmneee: AFTG/TSC SOCMED AU MASTERLIST

hmm thinking really hard if i missed something but i’m sure this is about it— once again THANK Y’ALL for making this such a fun time for me and for letting me be silly about these characters i love y’all it’s been a BLAST

🩷🌷

[polydeuces]

𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚘𝚍𝚜

pair: hozier x fem! faceless reader

summary: a lesser-known influencer surprises her followers by announcing her wedding to a well-known celebrity through a single Instagram post, revealing their previously private relationship.

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sincerelyy/n: When your happily ever after became headline news. 🤍🗞️

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taylorswift: Pop some champagne 🍾🥂

sabrinacarpenter: nobody will do better than you this night.. gorgeous!

mothercain: i want you (respectfully)

they/nupdates: didn’t see this coming..

allisonrussellmusic: So very magical & joyous 💐

noahkahan: great cake and open bar, sorry i meant wedding.

gracieabrams: someone pinch me

takemetoeden: guys do we think it’s andrew or do we KNOW it’s andrew bc all the articles are guessing it is ⤷ foreverhozier: yes.

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hozier: Two hearts met beneath a canopy of dreams, their love like gentle rain soaking the earth. With hands entwined, they vow to walk through the seasons together, planting seeds of hope and reaping the joy of a lifetime in bloom. 🤎

5.4.2024.

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lorde: loved watching this love grow 🌷

mileycyrus: Y'all are so special to me. Sending you all the love and good vibes! Congrats!

noahkahan: Congrats on finding your way to each other. Best wedding ever!

cherrywinelover: holy shit we were right omg someone alert twitter lmaoo ⤷ heartstringsofhozier: already trending babe 😭

arianagrande: is this the real life?? we've all been waiting for this. so happy for you two. ⋆˙⟡ ♡

edsheeran: Wishing you a lifetime of happiness and amazing tunes along the way.

hozierupdates: i’m crying im so happy for you wow

billieeilish: u guys are cooler than i'll ever be. 🖤

selenagomez: The love and happiness in this post are contagious! ❤️ So happy for you both. Here's to a future filled with love and laughter! 🌟

muddybootsbabe: throwing up scratching the walls rn

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[dogbunni]

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#girl i'll fax on ur machine til u rah

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Fear not friends, for I have only changed my URL. I remain the same [FULL LEGAL NAME REDACTED FOR INTERNET PRIVACY AND SAFETY REASONS, AS ALL TUMBLR USERS SHOULD DO, IN CASE OF DOXXING, PHISHING, BLACKMAILING, CYBERBULLYING, STALKING, ETC. CRIMES IN WHICH YOUR INDENTITY COULD BE DISCOVERED AND USED AGAINST YOU] that you have all known and come to love. For reasons undisclosed I will not be taking suggestions or criticism re. my new URL at this time. As always my ask box remains open (anon is always on, anonymous yappers- I desire you carnally) I will begin answering some of the backlog shortly ÒvÓ

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#SAY SIKE RN

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i think @merartist is taking comms!!

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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for anon <3

#omg an actual y2k post who is she!! #this ones for the girlies #kiss me instead #<- who said that #y2k #y2k aesthetic #y2kcore #y2k moodboard

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[greg-montgomery]

hi my love!!! me again (who’s surprised), and i LOVED the last message fic thingy u wrote! ur my fav thank you for taking my request!!!

i have another one…. if you want it 😭

so like what if the team is all on a case (they know hotch and reader are tg), and they’re all trying to sleep at the hotel but hotch and reader are being too ✨loud✨, so the team is like spamming the group chat telling them to stfu 😭

i feel like that would be hilarious, especially if the whole team is mad but rossi is like leave the kids alone 😭

IM SORRY MY BRAIN IS JUST AARON HOTCHNER.

anyway, i love love love and appreciate you! my fav writer of all time.

- 🌷

hiiii 🤭🤭 thank you so so much!!!! ily!!!

18+ - MINORS DNI!

♡ ♡ ♡ ♡

part 2

[alexthebunny]

⁺ ⛧ ﹒ woof woof arf arf ! — ˚ 🐾  

✮ ⋆ ˚｡ welcome to my page, sillies !! 𖦹 ⋆｡°✩

＞ my name is ＜﹐alex !!﹐the boyliest girl, the girliest boy ^__^ hehe ☆

i suggest u click da links below. they provide more information about me =)

𐙚⋆.˚ !!⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖

‧₊˚🖇️✩ pronouns.cc ° ᡣ𐭩 . ° .

🌷♡₊˚ if u didn’t or u did click the links, i’m still providing a bit about me !! 🦢・₊✧

🕯﹐my pronouns are any pronouns & i am a 16 year old {almost 16!!} cuban =) my zodiac sign is a libra﹐★

🐾﹐, i am genderfluid, and bisexual﹐ᯓᡣ𐭩

<3 im an agere/petre regressor duuuh! my little age changes a lot, so I cant rlly pinpoint it >_<

₊˚⊹♡ my caninekin/dogkin is a šarplaninac ^_^

🐇 + my bunny/rabbitkin , all types !! im not picky, i love all species !! °

🧺 i like being called princess, pup, bunny, etcetera … not picky once again when it comes to pet names :] ⋆˚✿˖°

﹑my likes﹒⟡﹒⤿ plushies, coffee, coloring, kaomojis !!

�� ﹔🍒﹒my dislikes﹐ıllı mean pplz >_<

[for my likes/dislikes, i seriously recommend u to take a look at my carrd. it has all my interests n' dislikes!!]

ⓘ i am medically diagnosed with bpd and autism. all medicated and in therapy for.

DNI: basic criteria, age/petplay, anti-agere/petre. pro-sh blogs, g0re, anti-lgbtq. anti-420, pro-shippers, racists, anti-blm, anti-acab !!

！more about me/info﹒🦴 [yiippe!!]

➝ i love minecraft, i play it regularly. i began playing when I was 7 years old! itz my comfort game !! <3

➝ i also really really LOVE marvel, star wars & dc! ^_^ all silly universes !! <3 literally talk to me about them !! [/nf]

• i love video games! fallout 4 especially. but i also really love call of duty! i love könig and gaz !!. =)

➝ i speak english, spanish and german! im currently in da middle of learning russian :3

• my fav colors consist of green, blue & pink! in reality, i like all colors except orange :[ sorry orange lovers !!

⋆｡‧˚ʚ☕️ɞ˚‧｡⋆ ^_^ yayayay wooffff !! thanks for stopping by, silly <3 ⋅˚₊‧ 🐶 ‧₊˚ ⋅

[writingstoraes]

begin again 🌷 (split pt. 3)

pairing: charles leclerc/fem!reader

type: instagram imagine, social media au

notes: the long awaited part 3! this took so long only cause i had no idea how i want it to go lol anyway i hope u guys love this one :D lmk what u think!

about: almost a year after your split with charles, fans take a trip down memory lane and wondering why the two of you seemed to have watered things down after soft launching other people months ago. a bunch of rumors also set twt crazy along with speculations at your paddock appearance where you apparently support ferrari.

read: part 1, part 2 (can read on its own, but the parts provide context hehe)

yourusername

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yourusername back at the happiest place on earth ❤️

lilymhe Have fun, love xo

yourbff Looking that good just to watch a race????

tyretactics QUEEN I ALWAYS LOOK FORWARD TO YOU EVERY RACE

charliez1655 miss mam twt is on fire we all miss you 😪

leclercsluv wdym shes almost always at every race ricciardoshooey no they meant w charles lol

yourusername recently added to her instagram story!

Now playing: Charles Leclerc, 2023 Austrian GP, Post-Sprint Shootout Interviews

yourusername

liked by yourbff, lilymhe, carlossainz55, and 210,593 others

yourusername on a wednesday, in a cafe, i watched it begin again

lecslover looking GOOD AS HELL QUEEN

sainzplaylist god shes back to the man shes been soft launching i think i am going to be: sick

1655lecs that might be charles, we don't know 🙏 sainzplaylist yeah i think its time we let that go lol

wagsqueens mam im sorry wym by begin again???

charles_leclerc

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charles_leclerc It's nice to have a friend 🌅

tyreexpert u cant tell me thats not y/n 😪 she's his friend after all...

joris__trouche Looking sharp!

lecssainz16 war is over you guys theyre back at it i am in my acceptance stage now

Some months later...

yourusername

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yourusername i am and willl always be your number one fan. words cannot encapsulate how proud i am of you; truly, you deserve all of this and so much more. congratulations, my love ❤️

it's nice to see you running towards me again :)

ps. yes we've been soft-launching each other the past months hahaha

leclercfan AM I DREAMING SOMEONE PINCH ME

livwatchraces i screamed when i saw you guys on the screen!!!

carlossainz55 Aaand they're back 🎉

charles_leclerc Thanks, number one shipper

charles_leclerc

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charles_leclerc Sunshine in human form.

A few months ago, I started hanging on to the fact that in good faith and in good time, things will eventually work its way out. Almost a year ago, it seems as if we have closed a chapter but today, we are living proof people who are made for each other can begin again.

Ce sera toujours toi 🤍 It will always be you.

scuderiaferrari We missed you tons, Y/N! ❤️

wagsf1 the queen of all queens is back we love to see it

lecslover it's years later and he still talks about her the same way he always have 🥹

sainzchamp The way theyve been soft launching each other all this time and that one rumor of Charles being with another girl was still Y/N 😭

yourusername sold our apartment already? too bad 😆

charles_leclerc I never actually sold it, if I did, I'd probably buy it back

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tagging: @slytherheign, @honethatty12, @siovhanroy, @mehrmonga, @mess-in-side, @leclerc16s, @thelovehypothesis, @dakotali, @aldene-styles

notes: eeee and its finally done! cant believe it took so much time before i finished all three parts lol anyway thank you so much for those who waited for the part three (i see all the asks on my inbox and the comments ehehe) i really just didn't know how i wanted it to go so! i hope you guys love this and lmk what you think <3

[supermaks]

“I saw him very rarely, just a few times. But he wrote to me during the whole winter. I remember some sentences from his letter. One was: Vous êtes en moi comme une hantise’ (you are in me like an obsession). He did not tell me that he was writing poems.” — Anna Akhmatova, Memoir of Modigliani

[maplesyrupsainz]

˖⁺｡˚⋆˙ur hot call me | GR63˖⁺｡˚⋆˙

pairing: george russell x florist y/n reader (she/her)

genre: social media au

warnings: none jus fluff :)

summary: in which a mysterious boy leaves a note for you to call him in your workplace, so you do

a/n: got a super vague request for george content so hope i did him justice!!! i luv george sorry if it's soo short

request!!!!: hello hello, i would like to request a george smau? i know we love him and carmen but... i'm in my george feels tonight so... i don't think i have an actual request i just want more george...

fc: various brunette girls from pinterest

my masterlist

instagram ->

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yourusername this is me trying not to exclusively post 🌻🌹🌷🪻!!

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yourbff i miss u!

yourusername i miss u too come visit the shop this week! 💐

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georgerussell63 🌊🌺👯‍♂️🍷

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charles_leclerc thanks again for the flowers george

alex_albon ?? he got me flowers too

landonorris the boy is mineee

georgerussell63 can everyone relax

user1 my favs fr

user2 who r the flowers for george russell 63⁉️

user3 me

charles_leclerc me

user4 😭

messages ->

instagram ->

yourusername posted a story

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yourbff where are you

yourusername on a date 🤫

yourusername with flower shop boy

yourbff tell me everything

georgerussell63 posted a story

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charles_leclerc the mystery woman

landonorris interesting

messages ->

twitter ->

instagram ->

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yourusername 🐱💐🌼❤️

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georgerussell63 nice caption

yourusername i copied (u)😊

yourbff the note lol

yourusername 🤫

user8 wait

twitter ->

messages ->

instagram ->

yourusername

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yourusername some of my favourite bouquets from this week 🌷

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yourbff the last one is insane & my favourite ever

yourusername this is exactly how i feel about u

user10 this is george's new gf's account??

comment deleted by yourusername

user11 she doesnt seem like george's usual type

comment deleted by yourusername

user12 this is george's gf?? why is she a flop lowkey

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comments are now restricted on this post

twitter ->

instagram ->

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georgerussell63 pic haul

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user17 no girl this time

user18 she cant handle it i think

yourbff make dinner for me next time too im left out

georgerussell63 are you sure you want that

user19 who is this girl ?? what is going on 😭

user20 how many gfs george got 💀

charles_leclerc everyone is obsessed with your personal life george

georgerussell63 i know, how boring

user21 yikes

messages ->

instagram ->

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yourusername it's u & me thts my whole world <3

tagged: georgerussell63

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georgerussell63 oh my god

yourusername hello bf 👋

georgerussell63 hello my perfect perfect gf

user22 OMG

user23 omg

user24 we knew it

yourbff & i rmmbr the day he gave u his number on a lil note

yourusername come a long way

georgerussell63 it was love at first sight

charles_leclerc we lost a real one today

alex_albon fly high 🕊️

georgerussell63 so dramatic for what?

user25 new favourite wag

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[ventismacchiato]

IM SO INVESTED INNSTUCK WITH U, I WASNT EXPECTING IT TO BE HOW IT IS I LOVE IT!?!?

One! I wanna know what SCARAS tattoo is, and two I wonder why he got so offended when called a slut (I bet he hasn’t even had his first kiss yet)

ALSO THE WAY U WROTE THEM HIGH/ JUST SCARA AND Y/NS DYANMIC IS AMAZING!! I adore it and can’t wait to see how it plays out, cause deep down it seems like they really like eachother but are to petty to admit it

OMG THANK U SM!!! 🥹

ok i actually haven’t decided but i’ve seen a few people in my inbox give me ideas so here’s some photos on what i think he could have going on!!

and he has had his first kiss yet sorry to disappoint 🫣 he was just too high to argue back rather than rlly offended but we will get into that later 🤗🌷

omg i’m so glad u think so i was so worried 😭 cus i’ve never been high before. perhaps ur right 🤭

[lewisvinga]

my mistake | lando norris x fem! reader

summary; lando had been chasing after oscar’s friend, y/n for a couple months now. he’s confused on why she keeps dismissing him until he finally got his answer

fc; nailea devora

warnings; cursing

taglist; @namgification

note; requested !

masterlist !

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yourusername: thank u mclaren n oscar for having me 🧡

tagged; oscarpiastri, mclaren

mclaren: always a joy to have you😎🧡

username: pretty girls stan y/n

oscarpiastri: ur annoying

yourusername: god forbid a girl ask for food

oscarpiastri: i kept getting weird stares bc you made me get you 4 plates of food.

yourusername: THE CHICKEN PASTA WAS GOOD🙎‍♀️🙎‍♀️🙎‍♀️🙎‍♀️

username: her friendship w oscar is everything

username: PAPAYAAA

landonorris: you’re forgetting someone 🤔

yourusername: no i don’t think so

landonorris: a handsome brit? 😁

yourusername: oh! lewis😁

landonorris: i meant me…

yourusername: ok !

username: lando😭

Y/N L/N ANSWERS YOUR FAN QUESTIONS!

lando👍

y/n

y/n

y/n🌷

what now lando

lando👍

what happened to u and why’d u distance yourself from f1😁

y/n🌷

none of ur business

lando👍

pleaseeee

aren’t we bffs😁😁😁

y/n🌷

no we are not

you just got my number from osc

lando 👍

well i’m not leaving you alone until you tell me

y/n

y/nnnnnn

answer

answer

answer

pleaseeeeeee🙏

y/n🌷

you really don’t remember?

lando👍

no?

y/n🌷

2019

i was starting to gain a following but nothing like what i have now

and i went to a race and i was so excited to be there and then i saw you

of course i was happy to see you but then when i smiled, you just rolled your eyes at me and looked really annoyed at me

and that hurt , lando

lando👍

shit

y/n i honestly don’t remember

but fuck i’m sorry

y/n🌷

whatever im over it

just sucks when someone you’re a fan of acts annoyed by u xx

but then i met osc and now he’s my friend so now i’m back into this f1 shit

lando👍

y/n seriously i’m so sorry

it was my mistake, i must’ve thought you were someone else

let me make it up to you

y/n🌷

it’s fine lando

past is past but just wanted you to know

lando👍

no i wanna make it up

y/n🌷

i said it’s fine

lando👍

nope!

not until i can make u laugh

at least let me take you out for lunch

y/n🌷

hmmmmm

fine

but i’m gonna order a feast

lando👍

fine by me😁

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yourusername: how does 1 live knowing that u invited someone out for food only to steal their fries ….. #landonorrisisover

tagged; landonorris

landonorris: u got full after 3 bites of your burger

yourusername: wrong it was 4! and it was a very big n filling burger!!

landonorris: omg u finally posted me 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

yourusername: don’t make me delete this post, lando norris 😒

username: i just know lando is giggling knowing he finally made it to a y/n post

username: did months of lando norizz flirting in her comments actually pay off??

oscarpiastri: wow.

yourusername: omw w fries for u don’t worry pooks

landonorris: worry if i eat them all

oscarpiastri: shut up lando norizz

lilyzneimer: miss u sm🥹🥹

yourusername: i miss u more💔 lmk when ur going to a race 😞

username: y/n gorgeous omg

username: wait who is that???

username: f1 driver and teammates w y/n friend oscar!

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lando.jpg: the gf chronicles

tagged; yourusername

yourusername: fuck u and those stupid burgers and ur stupid jokes and ur stupid cute smile and the latte u bought me

lando.jpg: don’t worry guys she just hasn’t had her afternoon nap yet

yourusername: i’m so tired 😞😞

yourusername: bf🔥

lando.jpg: gf🔥

username: oh hello

username: wHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?

username: she’s scute i love her sm

username: idk who i want more him or her

carlossainz55: about time ! i didn’t know how many more calls of you talking about y/n i could handle!😂😂

yourusername: awh he talks abt me??

lando.jpg: not you exposing me, carlos 😒

oscarpiastri: fuck you you left me with half of my fries that time

lando.jpg: they were good sorry not sorry

yourusername: bro he’s such a fries stealer, i can’t ever eat my fries in peace

lando.jpg: tomato tomato

[tpwkwriter]

can i please request Y/n straddling harry (nothing sexual or anything) and she gets her period so she stains harry’s boxers and y/n starts to freak out and getting all embarrassed but harry being the caring and loving boyfriend he is doesn’t think much of it and helps y/n and all by like running her a bath or something and him just being the sweetest gentleman thank u. (also i love ur writing 🌷)

Don’t fret.

First off, thank you for sending in a request! 🌷 and your v kind words 😚

Warnings- cussing, mentions or blood/periods, cussing and Harry being an absolutely darling.

Hope this is what you wanted and you enjoy it!! 💟

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Y/n had been feeling rubbish all week, from her achy abdomen to her heavy head. She just felt all out rubbish.

She wasn’t due her period another week so she reckoned it was just tiredness, work had been a pain recently.

She had got into bed alone that night, she felt terrible not waiting for H to come home but her body needed the rest

Of course Harry didn’t mind, seeing his girl wrapped up in a duvet and his hoodie underneath there shared bed, made him more the happier to be home.

Harry’s eyes fluttered open adjusting to the sun that peeled through the windows

The girls right leg draped over just below his waist.

He was so tired that he resorted to sleeping in his white Calvin kleins.

He rubbed his palm up and down the girls exposed leg, and used his free hand to reach out for his phone on the bedside.

In his attempt, the duvet moved down the both of them revealing a spot of blood on the white sheets.

Blood? Harry wasn’t disgusted or freaked out by blood, it’s just he had no idea where it had come from.

He gently peeled the duvet down.

His questions had been answered.

“Love” he gently whispered into her hair.

“Mm” she gently stirs.

“Want me to run you a bath?” He asks, finger stroking her hair softly.

“Huh” she hummed, sleepily sitting up and rubbing eyes

She immediately feels a rush in her abdomen.

“Fuck” she huffed.

She also peeled the duvet off her body, seeing the blood stained pyjamas.

“Oh my actual god” she said eyes widening.

“Love-“ he started.

“This is so Bad, H im so sorry” she said covering her mouth.

“Y/n-“ he started.

“Oh my god, your boxers” she said face completely flushing.

He peered down, his boxers revealed a small red blood stain on.

“Harry im so sorry, this is probably so disgusting im-“

“Hey” he interrupted.

“Y’know love, there’s something we’ve got something called a washing machine” he smiles

“Y’send the clothes in there and they come out clean” he says pressing a kiss to her temple.

“M’run you a bath, and than I’ll grab us lunch alright?”

“Fine” she huffed, using her hands to cover her face really wondering why out of all the days, it happens when she’s staying at Harry’s.

He ran her a bath of her favourite salts, one of her lavender bath-bombs, and added her comfort candles.

He took the dirty garments and sheets and threw them in the machine to forget about for a while.

He made the bed with fresh sheets, laid out her fluffy Pyjamas on the bed.

“There should be products under the sink for you darlin” he called by the door.

“Thank you baby” she said quietly still not over this whole thing.

His actioned eased y/n and her achy mind, he was a true gentlemen.

Now comfortable and in fresh pyjamas and feeling cleaner and fresher.

“Thank you for all this H” she said kissing his cheek and joining next to him on there now clean bed.

“Not at all, s’my Job to look after you” he said putting a finger under her chin and kissing her lips finally.

“Thank you for not being grosses out by it, some men are dicks about it”

“Hey, it’s normal and natural nothing I haven’t seen before, plus m’mum and sister taught me pretty well about this stuff” he said proudly.

“I literally leaked on you” she pouted.

“Baby, seriously not that big of a deal, it’s normal”

“Oh i love you” she said wrapping her arms around his shoulders and hiding her head in his neck.

“Mm’ I love you too”

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ynuser jamie, my love. i've been with you for six years now and i have loved every second of it. from middle school crushes, to high school sweethearts, to moving to cali with you, and having our beautiful baby, life with you has always been a dream. so happy fathers day to the best daddy out there! we love you so much jams! thank you for the love, support, and for being you💘

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jamie.drysdale i love you and our baby so much❤️ thank you endlessly for making me a father❤️

ynuser 💘💘

trevorzegras okay so baby #2 when...?

ynuser trevorzegras if u dont get out of my comment section rn..

trevorzegras COACHELLA... MAKE SOME FUCKING NOISE! I WANNA HEAR YALL SCREAM !!!🎤🎤

fan01 now what the hell?😭😭

ynuser fan01 it means hes excited / happy😭 liked by trevorzegras

trevorzegras happy daddy day jimmy!

jamie.drysdale thank you!

masonmctavish23 Looking good there jimmy boy🔥

masonmctavish23 Happy fathers day too i guess !

jamie.drysdale thanks!🤣

tterry19 Happy fathers day jamie.drysdale !

jamie.drysdale happy fathers day to you too!

fan02 yn slipping the last photo in like we wouldn't notice...

ynuser i had to appreciate my man im sorry !

fan03 THE LAST PIC?? IM SCREAMING @#%^&!@@

fan04 dad jamie🥹🫶

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