#love this situation im in👍
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idk what story's the most plausible. "yeah i use a fake name for deliveries bc??? idk ????" or "oh its for my brother who lives in another country let me get you a photocopy of his id ^_^ *hands them an edited photocopy of my sibling's id*" or just the truth like. im trans pls dont be weird or mean abt it give me my package pleasee
#txt#love this situation im in👍#i mean ive got the tracking numbers the emails the receipt on my bank account the same surname as the person its adressed to + proof#that i live at the right adress so i can more or less prove im the one who ordered it but. idkk what if theyre not a nice person and dont#want to give it to anyone who doesnt have my name on an id (which is. impossible due to having a rare surname and knowing none of my#cousins have that same first name👍) though i dont think ill try using my sibling's id bc its our local post office and it cld#cause problems if they need it someday (unlike if it was some random collect point)#anywya. explodes a million times
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*and [our] boyfriend, Senshi!
I am literally obsessed with the three of them i'm dying. i need them in situations
this is refrencing a bit from parts and rec - "this is my boyfriend, Derek, and this is Derek's boyfriend, Ben" (extras + suggestive under cut)
behind the scenes
hand on ass propagands (propahanda?) + they were kissing sorry. there is no such thing as transfer-proof lipstick in my world
so in summary AAAHHH!!!!!!AUAUHHAHHGHGH
#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi spoilers#<? idk if his wife is a spoiler but just in case i suppose#chilchuk tims#chilchuck's wife#senshi#ohhh im gonna put that bisexual in situations#chilshi#pots n picks#ohh whats the wife ship name#delicious in dungeon#👍#suggestive#chilchuck sandwich#whitbelle#<thank you tags i love you
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i continue to be normal about chick and strip
#i love inventing the most elaborate situations ever just to make strip and chick do strictly platonic 'gay' stuff together#its like the aro olympics for me#im gonna go draw them cuddling to conserve body heat during a blizzard now 👍#pixar cars#cars fandom#art#artists on tumblr#digital art#fanart#fan art#strip weathers#chick hicks#cars fanart#stick
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"im nervous" no i couldnt tell sasha its actually really enlightening you would say that
its not super obvious at all
ALSO NOT PHIL AGREEING WITH SASHAS "if it goes down we go down with it 😐" happy cappy who got phil the cup keeper to laugh at his joke so he can forget about the nerves that are eating up his stomach as they wait for the ollie over the cup trick
(with all the chill of someone who absolutely wasnt prepared to have to take responsibility for a dent in the cup and knows nothing about skateboarding despite longboarding and is trying to appear normal) hey man that was sooooo cool haha right? like that was impressive right? right?
Sasha Cup Day | 7.31.24 (x)
#aleksander barkov#florida panthers#your honour i love him#absolutely adorable how much hes trying to calm himself down by cracking jokes#sasha your dry delivery endears me#the 😐 makes the joke funnier#he really is the straight man in most comedic situations#im glad they filmed this portion because i desperately needed to see how badly this man was having a meltdown#did not disappoint 👍
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Jumping up and down in the air after I saw the new tommyinnit video I support this man's call out era
#WE ALL KNOW WHAT SKIT I'M TALKING ABOUT#AND PLS IT WAS SO FUNNY IM CRYING#shit the whole video was amazing#also dream is being such a man baby about this like💀 gtfo of here man#inniters after seeing the new video: AND THE CROWN GOES WILD‼️🗣💯🔛🔝💥💥💥💥#everyone after seeing dream like a bunch of tweets criticizing tommy: AND THE CROWD BACKS UP🤨😶😒🧍♂️#also skeppy don't think your bitch ass is doing anything good just shut up💀#ALSO PHILZA FUCKING MINECRAFT 🔛🔝 MVP ISTG#this whole situation is so crazy but so hilarious. Ig tommy really does make stuff 100% funnier😁👍#dream situation#tommyinnit#WE LOVE YOU TOMMY RAAAHHH
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i can almost guarantee ive said it before but. he would thrive in a zero escape game
#an octopath ze au would be kinda fun actually.. especially the octo2 party#would love to see these guys in an escape room . it would be so awful#temenos would fit in perfectly and might even make a good mc given his 'truth lies in the flame' segments..#i could see partitio doing well bc of his creativity and general demeanor#osvald is great at math but idk how trusting hed be of everyone in this situation.. especially if they assume zero is one of them early on#throné . girlie im so sorry#i think shed do fine for the most part (hard to say how much her thieving skills would be of help here) but she did not deserve this </3#do not let ochette into any pantry or food storage room. i dont trust any of that food#i wonder if shed have her partner(s) here tho.. how do u handle an owl and/or jackal in this situation..#she would be great for morale tho#same for agnea tho i worry for her emotional state a lil bit . help her#who am i missing .. CASTTI#shes good at managing stress (both hers and others) in awful situations . thank god#and shes there if anyone gets hurt 👍#not that its likely outside of bad end situations ? tho i may be thinking of the 999 map too much..#would it be more fun to use that as the setting or something else altogether.. more modern or more like octopath 2..#how the fuck would someone even make an escape room in . what is it like the industrial revolution. steam era#would it make sense to be able to use magic in universe to pull off something similar..#the canonicity of some ingame mechanics is dubious so its hard to tell how malleable magics uses and effects are..#itd probably be easier to place everyone in a modern setting but i have no idea what some of them would be that way#.. modern fantasy setting ??????#what if they had smartphones in octopath. would that be fucked up or what#also who the hell would be zero . would anyone be in kahoots w zero.. or at least Know Things but be unable to say smth abt it#i straight up forgot to mention hikari earlier but hes prolly like. fine#his intrusive thpughts would probably Suck Bad here but hed want everyone to get out alive as much as everyone else combined#wait who would even be the 9th person. would it be zero. but who..#if it were octo1 id say kit but its harder to get a good octo2 equivalent of him.. hm..#oh god im out of tags . tho what would the game style be like.. nonary game ab game etc etc.. what would be unique but fitting..#am i gonna look into actual scientific theories for this . and how would the morphogenetic field come into play.. and Why..#octotag
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i know that when carlo suddenly decided that he needs to marry guy made a whole list in his head n like had a deadlines n shit. like it was some kind of a task he needed to do
#whole fkin campaign. idk still not sure how it was but man was in his peacock era for sure#n it's like i need to find a wife i need to make it in 2 (or whatever) months etc etc#but its like a bg task n he didn't speak bout it w others. like he just said that he needs to marry#also idk if i mentioned this but i wrote lauretta/carlo first meet long ago n she was w her fiance#i just listened to “pretty music” again sorry. i like that uh governor or tf this character is#changes his behaviour from one woman to another so real. n that fkin “but im a lucky guy who gets to dance w u”#and “since u know what i need i'll even take your lead” <- fr like im sure lauretta screwed him for several times#just to see if he's really serious good old manipulations w men nothing new nothing superstitious#upd. he probably made a mind budget for this (i mean finding a wife)#n bout lauretta screwing carlo its like in this ukranian song Ти ж мене пiдманула ти ж мене пiдвела#but since he's a strategist he's patient (like i wanted to accent this quality sm i wrote#that carlo started thinkin bout taking moretti's place back in 1932)#anyway. “Challenge accepted” situation and idk fr for some reason when it's carlo eddie lauretta it's always bout playing#so lauretta started playing n he entered this play too. i don't even think he was exactly mad (maybe only for the 1st time)#at this point i have a clear image of how they met n their first dates (cringe word) n how he proposed#ie how it started how it ended. ending was fast i believe (deadline is approaching 🤯)#what was in between i don't exactly know but i wondered just now if he also screwed lauretta (i think yes)#bc i don't knooowwww frrr all this is so bout playing to me#but bout ending its like. boss fight (<- sex) game credits (<- marriage) ((speedrun))#also i was thinkin if he even ever met lauretta's parents (i always thought that no but idk)#can imagine lauretta calling carlo a good friend. i also hm ok#i started to write a comic like a month ago just bout falcone polycule n it starts w#carlo who says that he finally needs to get married n lauretta's mother askin (in a pushing way) why#her n her fiance still aren't married like girl tf. she jinxed it i guess#upd. carlo/lauretta is funny in my head bc right before marriage he did fell in love lauretta didn't but guy's profitable we'll take him👍#she did only after marriage i think bc it was the time when u can finally relief bc it's over#u don't need to think bout no yes no no yes yes will it work or won't etc#woman was able to fucking chill at last. she got the money sorry i mean the man#he's not runnin away let's finally look who the fuck is even this man. why he won't shut up bout astronomy can i get a divorce <- jk#but yeah “я тобi брехала” is so lauretta right after marriage to me (“i dont even know the color of ur hair”)
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roommate who can't be alone without having a breakdown vs roommate who wants to shoot themself when they're forced to connect with others
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well i think i already know what post is gonna be number one in my 2024 summary thing kgjfhg
#3k notes for the little piggy damn#...anyways back to salmon run 😭#SORRYYYYYYYYY i finally found something powerful enough to drag me out of skyblock. at least for the time being#i'll be back in an update cycle or two lmao#well i say ''found'' but i've played splatoon since launch. but i finally have stable internet so i can ACTUALLY play again#it's great im having a blast#my splatoon au is also rotating around in my head as you could tell by the doodles#he doesnt do much he just is agent 3 bc i like agent 3 and he is also a gold dynamo main 👍#that's it that's the whole au kjhfg#love putting a guy in situations#chat
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thinking about my oc Bytte. and. her gender is Aro. her Aromanticism is inextricable from her gender experience.
#toy txt post#i love to make an alloaro oc whos a woman navigating a usually masculine role in society far before we ever coined aromanticism#whos Aromanticism informs so much about her but with no language to adequately describe it she doesnt really know how#and so she does kinda blow up her relationships by accident bc she does Want human connection#and what she Wants is to fuck someone whos friends with her and chill about it who will just be fucking Normal about it#and Not Make It A Big Thing and also for other people to not make it a big thing and they can hang out and be friends#but never fucking domesticize her. and its in part a rejection of the misogynistic role of Wife in historic (and even modern) society of#course but its also a rejection of the relationship hierarchy of Wife. of the romanticization. bc of her circumstances the only role on#offer of course has been Wife. but in the hypothetical situation where she was offered the role of Husband? she would at first probably#accept that. in theory. it sounds fine. sure. but if she tried to LIVE like that. to Live even as a Husband. it would Also be Wrong. to put#any of her relationships into that framework is to fundamentally ruin them forever. and she is living in a society that wants that to be#the only framework. anyway its crazy how ive made a character like that exactly Twice at least#(Bytte and Lucille. Bytte is a bit more genderfucky than Lucille. Lucilles gender is also ugly violent scary woman. for reasons)#both of these characters rn are cis. well. not /cis/ cis but theyre afab and women bc i want to explore that but i am thinking lately about#a transfem take. to explore. ive considered it and i dont think i want that for Bytte? all that means is watch out for future ocs#i could do a character very similar to Bytte as transfem and it would be really good but theres something about#and honestly it would probably make more SENSE for Bytte? due to gender roles in like ancient sparta or whatever?#but if shes transfem in sparta i think there would be subtle nuanced differences in how ppl interact w her that i dont necessarily want for#her? if that makes sense. i know this reasoning sounds weak in a vacuum but i Promise i have way more characters than this and i do want to#explore things differently. i promise there are complex transfem characters in witchverse and also complex characters whos asab im not#decided on yet. there are some im not sure i ever want to be decided on? the downside of being incredibly specific about fictional#characters is that it doesnt leave you all room for headcanons#sorry. good news is you can go make your own ocs about it 👍 idk. much to explore. much to think about#also sometimes a ''''cis'''' character CAN have a fun gender to play with honestly its just that mainstream media Never does#so theres no good way to be like no but listenn i swear its fun#anyway this is all moot cos im not a fucking writer im just making up little guys and doing nothing#also anyway. i think my gender is also aro and a little ace. personally. also before u get mad at me about these 2 ocs being like#probelmatic aro rep or smth: 1) aforementioned its moot anyway im not even a writer 2) these arent the only alloaro ocs i have its just#funny that i made this one twice lmao 3) my brain is huge. my ocs are rad. suck my ass. ♡#if only i Was a writer tho god. thered be sooooo many aro characters fr fr
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having the source media on in the background while writing fic can genuinely be really helpful in terms of being confident in my characterisation but also it is fucking mortifying. like im putting these guys through the horrors and theyre right there watching me do it
#this post brought to you by writing lydia & maitlands interacting in netherborne while watching them meet in the musical#theyre so so cute and im making them fall in love with this child in an awful situation that they desperately want to save her from#but instead they have to work around the ego of a jealous demon to marginally improve it inch by fucking inch 👍
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among us lifesteal au (explodes)
idk if i’ll do anything with this but i really like the idea of it 👍 here’s what i have atm
spoke: imposter (idk if he’d have a specific role yet)
mapicc: imposter & linked with ro
ro: crewmate & linked with mapicc
leo: the executioner
ash: the glitch
cube: the engineer
zam: the detective
clown: the jackal (no sidekick)
jaron: the jester
bacon: the swapper
planet: the shifter (maybe)
rek: crewmate with flash modifier
mid: altruist
clutch: crewmate with button barry modifier
red: crewmate (not sure if he’d have any modifiers)
#van speaks#i really like the thought process for a lot of these#like mapicc & ro have the lovers role (although im hesitant to call it that since i don’t want ppl taking it the wrong way)#but if you’re unfamiliar w modded among us basically they’re linked & if one dies they both die at the same time#so nothing romantic 👍#leo’s the executioner and his target would be red (s3 ref woghh)#<- also why i made mid altruist; leo gets killed by one of the imposters and mid finds his body & revives him only for leo to go after red#which isn’t exactly what happened in s3 but the imposters r the bad guys yknow#detective zam bc ofc yayyy#clown’s the jackal which is a neutral role but works by themselves#and can kill anyone#u can’t tell me that jaron wouldn’t love being the jester#he’s such a little shit /aff please get this guy in a modded among us lobby and get him to be jester#i think bacon would fit swapper well since he’d want to switch people’s votes around either bc he thinks they’re wrong or j to be silly#rek w the flash modifier helps him escape situations faster#i feel like clutch would try to abuse the shit out of button barry to the point everyone gets pissed and votes him off#red would have to be a crewmate since he’s leo’s target but idk if he’d have a modifier#if anyone has any suggestions 4 this i’d love 2 hear them <3#or if there’s any questions abt the roles i feel like i know them decently well <- has watched too much among us
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is it autism or is it a symptom of previous longterm social isolation and lack of agency ?
#i think. im not good at being a person.#ive finally gotten some alone time and i am reflecting. and well.#i dont think you can make me socially aware ^-^ i dont think i'll ever get good at it.#i donknow why ^-^👍 and i dont think it matters 👍#i think hes getting tired of me alreadyyyy......#and i think. lots of other ppl . dont see me wout him already also.#ive managed this already... impressive ^-^#but the japanese international girls like me so !!! it doesnt matter !!! i have. two nice friends. and 1 intimidating friend.#i will not get bullied or made fun of or be in ungetoutable bad situations bc of. mafia friend.#and then i will recharge and be silly around. nice friends.#i think the fact that im actively thinking about this. doesnt do anything for my case.#i think. im getting masking lessons. when i hang out w him. if it really is the autism. and im failing a little bit.#he thinks ive got anxiety. 💭💭 psych major ass. sorry. my roommates also psych major. why are they. talkers.#theyre scawy.#they both got adhd too. whats with that#anyway.#i want to get a haircut.#and hes like. well. hes literally 4 real a model. and his mom was a model. and all his friends were. guess what. models.#so. scary. so i will go to a shitty salon w a nice normal level of social skill friend and then not say anything i think.#i love yapping on here this is awesome. i can just say anytging.#non u know me in real life#how did i end up making friends w the most 'popular guy' guy in the world this is so stressful.#everyone likes him. there are ppl who only talk to me to get an idea of where he might be at. what happened.#howd i go from friendless loser to. loser but in a completely different friend environment. friends w guy who is too good at making friends#but chooses to hang out w me ? does he choose to do that. is it all coincidence?#how did i get here. it really doesnt feel real#i want. to . explode.#yknow i never even really talked to boys before this also. wtf. wtf..#i have only been saying nice things so far i think but i think its important to know that he. scares me. hes so from bc.#i have always been scared of island ppl theyre. all so mad always. and guess what he is too. and yet here i am.
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i wish i liked nervous young inhumans a little bit more. i mean its an alright song but some of the other tracks on twin fantasy Really outshine it. which is such a shame cause its so good too !!!
#i dont really love the spoken segment at the end. i dont fully understand it i admit !!! but i also dont dig the way it sounds#similar issue to sober to death but sober to death has it 100 times worse (i only listen to an early mix of it with the last bit cut out)#(also my preferred version of twin fantasy is face to face hiii. i love newer csh the more refined sound suits toledos writing very well)#(i dont actually know whats the writing situation in csh like. maybe the last time that that guy wrote a lyric was in 2015)#(i wouldnt know. or care)#(tho face to face is like 90% the og lyrics from mirror to mirror so. what am i talking about really)#but yeah nervous young inhumans has some parts that really Really resonate with me#(like the you know that im mostly singing about you lines. ughh. Man)#(also the art gets what it wants and art gets what it deserves line makes me jealous in the same way that bIue period does)#(actually had to mute that mangas tag cause. like. its such a wonderful work of art but i just cant handle it yet)#i wish i liked nervous young inhumans more👍#voidcore.txt
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Childhood best friends are interesting cause sometimes a lot of it hinges on them being sort of the same person as they were as kids. Except people grow and change, so maybe over time Person A realized they didn’t like chocolate as much as they like strawberry, and Person B changes their preferences like the weather.
Person A grew out of their local church, and their values changed immensely. Person B is still in indecision, but knows they’re not super certain about the stories they grew up with.
Person A does not order a drink knowing what Person B likes, they ask, because they know it’s been a while. Person B jokes about Person A’s preferences, but it turns out they’ve changed.
Person A used to be incredibly indecisive and cautious, but they’ve already overcome that personal challenge. Person B was headstrong and impulsive, but went to therapy to work through the roots of that.
Each person is unrecognizable to the other, in all but the details that only exist because of their shared connection: in between their jokes, the giggles sound similar, just older, and in between long talks, their sentence pattern flows the same.
They’re still childhood best friends, and in many ways they know the person this new one is based off of, they know what challenges they braved and what core memories they formed. But as a person grows, fundamentally they must change. The love they have for each other never has to though.
#dream talks#childhood best friends#tropes#idk man#I’ve always felt like#a major part of loving another person#(platonically or romantically or familial this wasn’t anything in particular)#(using parentheses in tags feels almost excessive but whatever im doing it more)#is being able to love them through the changes they make as a person#cause I feel like childhood best friends often end up having a LOT of similarities to their younger self in like a ‘meet again’ situation#but that’s not necessarily true? and it could be cool if it wasn’t that way#ofc i know the trope needs to have them overcoming challenges together otherwise what is the story#but it could be cool?#idk 👍
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sorry into obey me and would like to know who are some good fanfic writers that you recommend?
there are a lot in the fandom! ill try my best to recc some to you based on different categories:
sfw:
- @lucifersdickriderdotnet : if you are a lucifer fan and you would like to dive more into the brothers’ relationship! bee is a really great writer as well and you won’t have any regrets checking out her fics 🥹 these are my favs: link, link, link (this is x reader but still recc this bc I love it) (bee please create a masterlist i was dying linking everything)
- @romcomeon (x reader): eden is very good at concepts! they have a variety of fics for you to choose for; (my big personal fav is their solomon zombie fic) and I love that they’re always experimenting with different universes and putting the characters in them, you can find their masterlist here
- @fandoms-x-reader (x reader): they’re always writing about a variety of situations in the obey me universe! this is mainly the whole cast, so if this is your vibe, you can check them out :> linked their masterlist here!
- @sakkajagga (x reader): love love love their writing so much. you won’t regret checking them out. this is their sfw obey me masterlist ; highly suggest reading all of their simeon fanfics because they just do the angel justice
- @beels-burger-babe (x reader) : they have a variety of works on their page but my personal favs is their teen mc which you can find here
- @lost-in-lamentation (x reader) : this is my fav from her and you can find her masterlist here
- @fickleminder (x reader; mostly sfw with some suggestive) : if you are a satan lover, this is the user for you lol, this is FM’s masterlist here and my personal fav is this (love the comedy here lmao)
nsfw (minors pls dni ok):
- @mammonsrockstargf (x reader): alba has a way with words that just draws you in with her writing 🫡 you can find her masterlist here (personal fav is solomon 700 wives LOL)
- @another-lost-mc (x reader & world-building + ocs): love love love jes’s works. you won’t regret checking out her whole masterlist fr, also what I love about jes is that she takes what is given in canon and expands greatly on them. so if you like world building / reading about ppl’s ocs, she’s a great one to check out!
- @onyourowndaisymae (x reader): you can find daisy’s masterlist here and this is my personal fav, Solomon’s bunny service ;;;;;;;; (don’t perceive me thank u) daisy is also really good at characterising the characters and it shows through her writing, this is one of my fav for lucifer
- @misc-obeyme (x reader & ships): love CC’s writing so much, this is their masterlist and this is my favourite 🫡🫡🫡 (do NOT perceive me again.) they also don’t just do x reader, they also do some ships (etc barbatos x mammon, if that interests you!)
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also if you don’t mind NSFW, I recommend that you go through my tag : #satangfavs (pls click on the tag below bc idk how to link it on mobile LOL) because these are some of my favs that ive read in the fandom <3
and also lastly, there are just so many good writers in the fandom that it’s absolutely impossible to condense all into a single post (I was actually dying linking everything LOL 😭 had to stop for my own sake). I may make another follow up to this if ure still interested :> (u can tell me more abt ur criteria and ill try to cater to it lmao)
anddd with that, I hope you enjoy reading everything!
edit #1: since this is getting traction, im going to promote myself here shamelessly too 🤗 pspspspspsppspsps i have a writing blog over at @satanghulu <3 thank you for reading 🫵
edit #2: check out the reblogs for more reccs too!!! thank u very much 👍
Edit #3: another anon asked for more reccs, so this is another post tada!!!!!!!!!! Yippee bye
#satang has a mail!#satangfavs#this is legit just the tip of the iceberg of the good writers in the fandom ok; I hope u will continue to explore and support our writers 💖#also I did everything on phone so… if anything is messed up or missing; pls lmk LOL ILL TRY TO RECTIFY IT SOON 🫡😭#also to the people I tagged here; if I missed out on anything or said smth wrong; plspls let me know ok#im running on like 2 hrs of sleep rn so i cant think straight#ok bye sorry for the rant#obey me
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