Hi I wad reading your alphabet for Obanai and was wondering since he has different ideas of what is sexual or not does that mean he thinks reader is trying to arouse him while she just trying to go about her day?
Also since he gives gifts in private does he view other guys who give reader gifts like perverts or trying to flirt with her? Especially Tanjiro
✎ ༘⋆obanai’s nsfw alphabet
obanai is certainly distracted by his lover’s menial tasks; when you pull your socks off with the hook of your finger or draw your hems up to apply ointment to a bug bite— there have 100% been times where you get the blame for trying to seduce him in public and the whole time you’re just “Iguro, the…‘cleft of my wrist?’ what are you talking about?” and he’s standing there like he’s got a degree in seduction🙂↕️🙂↕️ “I can’t be tempted today my love, your attempts at distraction have not gone unnoticed. get those shapely shoulder blades outta here”
he does not always have that self control. his eyes just linger a little too long on the shapes your body makes at the market, the hospital, the gardens— god help you if you try to deliver anything to Hashira meeting as partners sometimes are allowed to do. Lunch or a warm change of clothes— he’s sat in his fuckass little tree red as a cranberry horny as a rabbit, while others watch on totally bewildered. you’ll get a stern talking to later about professionalism littered with “my dearest love” and “sweet darling”
if someone else brings You gifts?? think about a gift like a kiss. you can kiss your parents and siblings, you can kiss close friends on their cheeks and hands and heads. tanjiro??! does not get the friends/family discount.
when tsuguko bring you souvenirs they’re categorized as a level five harassment threat and fired immediately. 8/10 duels at the mansion this year were gift-catastrophe related and so far Iguro is undefeated.
He watches the Uzui family shamelessly reunite after missions apart, flinging gifts of food and clothing and embracing tightly, and honestly gets so overwhelmed he has to go home. There’s just something so intimate about the process of choosing a gift and protecting it through planes trains and automobiles just so it can be placed in your soft hands. Worn by you, cherished by you, kept in your pocket, laid against your skin. That’s hardly an appropriate thing for casual acquaintances to enjoy, wouldn’t you say :,)
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stuff ive been sittin on but chatting w friends
if Hero had gotten better, he would've been REALLY into the punk genre and aesthetic. He's wearing the genuine leather, the clothing, he's got eyeliner, and he's all about their message of being against the government which is his Big thing rn.
Having been under government control p much his entire life, he believes in Anarchy and is all for fucking up the government and going against it, wishing for its fall.
He also gets really into motorcycles! How do you turn a homicidal man tame? Get him in a bike which he will find even better than killing. The feeling of wind and freedom against him as he rides, there is no better feeling like it.
While he struggles getting into heavy metal or general metal, he's really into power and would eventually learn to play an electric guitar and drums. He feels he could really let out some of his feelings via playing and would go by Anti Hero
It's why i tend to draw him punkish, he is all for what they stand for. Ya'll don't understand how big this is for my personality-less son but ive been too lazy to info dump anything on how Hero is normally and his general situation
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So I'm leaving work and something darts in front of me, maybe 10ft away, too fast for me to see what it is. Peek around the tree blocking my path and I see this
Just like... a whole ass hawk. Dude's gotta be about 1.5ft tall. Massive fucking bird. And it's just staring me straight in my soul like this, even as I try to move ahead. It didn't budge. And there's only this path back to my car unless I want to walk on a busy highway. So I have the option of Death By Raptor or Death By Truck.
So I walk in the poison ivy filled patch off the sidewalk. Guy still isn't moving. Still staring me directly in the eyes. And I do this thing when animals are behaving strangely where I'll talk to them, so I'm just like, "Hey, man. I don't know you. You don't know me. This feels really threatening. I'm just trying to get to my car, dude. Can I get some space please? You're a big fucking bird. I see those claws. You could kill me right now, but I'd appreciate if you didn't, ok?"
It didn't move until I was about 2ft away. Again: I'm as far from it as I can be without walking into the street. It clearly wasn't going to budge. I walk past, thing flies up (silent, btw. Scary) and lands on a brick wall a little further ahead
Anyway. Weird guy. Nearly shit my pants when I noticed a bird big enough to carry off a fully grown cat was just... there, staring me in the face, unwilling to move away from me, a human, something it should see as a threat. I watched behind me the whole rest of the way to my car, just in case this bird decided to help me shed this mortal coil. 10/10 experience. Super cool guy.
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strong martin,,,, strong martin,,,,
lil scenes in my head from my self indulgent coffee shop au lmao. def not an excuse to draw martin arms.
fanfic is in the works but who knows if ill ever actually finish it lol we’ll see🤞
i am rlly just in love with the whole “big n round” with the “small n rectangular” character dynamics. it’s so fun to draw
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Bruce Wayne is canonically a very handsome man (he is called a "pretty boy" and he is in his 40s, for fuck's sake), and he is pretty famous as a rich philanthropist who doesn't want to leave his awful cursed crime infested city. So, there must be a ton of people thirsting over him on the internet. Fancams, edits, fanfics and imagines ("kidnapped with Bruce Wayne 😍 by a Gotham rogue"), the whole charade!
And anytime one of the batkids stumbles on a thirst post, they have the most dramatic disgusted reaction, loudly gagging, before sending the link to the batkids chat, because if they must suffer, then they should all suffer. Clicking on a link in this groupchat is like playing russian roulette, and getting rickrolled is a good ending.
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