#love of my fucking LIFE

[snake-snack-stede]

evelyn has the vibe of someone who only got married as a stepping stone to becoming a widow. like that was her destiny. she grew up fantasizing about mourning dresses instead of wedding gowns

[laurenkmyers]

[katsukikitten]

[cletus-kasadys-gay-boy]

[hpysprkl]

Saturday night Deacon doodle.

[modernmanblues]

mum: i think it’s time you found a nice guy, about your age, to settle down with, ya know?

me: * goes to the whiskey a go go one time and runs into a hot shot rockstar (about my age) who’s in the middle of posing like a dumbass with a stupid ass balloon, all to please the press*

We sit across from each other for like a good 5 minutes just staring at each other, with him looking at me like this. And then he throws up a gang sig- what the actual fuck is he doing? is he that a sign they use in the church of Scientology? is he alien? WTF!! use your fucking words buddy are you going to fuck me tonight or not? it’s simple. ough..honestly, i don’t understand men’s love language these days. it’s like damned if you do, damned if you don’t.

Then suddenly, friend sitting next to him whispers the words “hey man, at your 12 o’clock. chick’s a straight 10, and totally your type. you ain’t lookin too shabby yourself. go talk to her.”

..and so, the guy bravely gets up and slides into me and with a soul crushing stare he asks me for my name. so i tell him, and we sit there talking our heads off about anything and everything until the pub closes.

one thing leads to another, we get married, one year goes by we have the first kid, the next year we have the next, and so on…

6 years of being happily together, and i still tell the kids the story of How I Met Their Father

[ahappydnp]

OH MY FUCKING GOD PHIL IS SO BEAUTIFUL IM GONNA DIE

[ialwaysknewyouwerepunk]

tell me your fav fine line era memory, i want to reminisce so bad

[satans-helper]

Moodboard of my nicknames for the boys: Danny, "Raven Prince" 👑

[vampire-matcha]

Look at that man

LOOK AT HIM

I’d want to spar with him just so he could throw me around and take me then and there on the training mat.

Cherry... you have know idea... what you've just done to me...

I am at WORK right now and now I'm shaking holding back tears trying not to scream.

This man... holds the keys to my heart and my pussy... holy cannolis... 🥵🥵🥵

The speed at which I'd get on my knees for him would shatter a normal person's kneecaps. But I'm built different. For him, I'd do anything. Whatever he asks, I'm already doing it, babe. Don't even worry about it. I live to serve HIM.

[dykehayleywilliams]

I LOVE HERRRRRRR

[gottabescientific]

WHAT WAS THAT LINUS

[gaelic-symphony]

TARA'S FRECKLES APPRECIATION POST

I am consensually kissing each one of them individually.

[uhhh-ghouls007]

I’m thinking about Dallon Weekes. Reblog to also think about Dallon Weekes.

[aguagato]

dino: *does anything* me: everyone!!! everyone fucking look at her!!!!

[ialwaysknewyouwerepunk]

felt like posting her