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Mmmmm slight Peach-Pit redesign but not rlly... mostly just tweaked anatomy and added a few more accessories n allat
Ah! And of course,I couldn't forget...
PLUM-PIT IS HERE!!
look at him! Silly little guy! A blorbo,even! He totally didn't partake in identity theft,murder and cannibalism!! Of course not! Look at that cute little face!
(do NOT trust him,he WILL take your place and fuck up your life to the point of no return,he is NOT sweet and innocent at ALL-)
Had lot of fun designing himmm- his blocky shapes and dull colors just..makes my artist brain go at ease.
#indie artist#artwork#digital art#my art#jttw#jttw art#journey to the west#jttw sun wukong#jttw liu er mihou#liu'er mihou#liu er mihou#six eared macaque#xiyouji#peach pit#plum pit#yayyy he has a tag nowww!!#love my little war criminals
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more self-indulgent memes I didn’t feel like actually drawing out
#described#for the last one i should have put the excerpt from that little story where he was chasing a criminal in phase 1 uh i love his cringe ass#trust me when i say fox should not take any sort of pills. he should just stick to powders and energy drinks#commander fox#commander faie#lieutenant thire#commander thorn#commander cody#obi wan kenobi#obi wan#my art#scor art#star wars#the clone wars#sw#tcw#sw tcw
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Gonna get serious for a second and bring up a shade of “next to my wife” that I haven’t seen brought up.
“I can’t sleep at night” is something Odysseus admits to in reference to the Trojan war and its consequences, the things he has done, the people he sacrificed, the infant he killed. The nightmares that followed. The separation from home he kind of deserved.
Yes, he gagged Poseidon. But he has also found a way to justify Astyanax’ murder and pretty much all of the crimes he committed: because he wanted to get home. It’s easy to sympathize with Epic!Odysseus because he’s shown from such a positive side but even in this media he murdered a child, sacrificed his men, and “turned into a monster” — a transformation he now fully justified.
He and Poseidon (in Epic) are very alike. Odysseus (in Epic) just never owned up to his Ruthlessness. Never before looked at himself and admitted that yes, all of those horrendous things he did are justified in his mind. Because for Odysseus, the aim justifies the means.
#🌞#epic the musical#the vengeance saga#epic odysseus#Epic softens the edges a lot but Odysseus is still a war criminal that destined a city to fall. He’s like. A bad person. He’s a very#compelling character with positive personality traits and he’s also a horrible person.#And I love how horrible he is because it makes him so complex. I’m tossing Odysseus and Calypso around like marbles.#My morally gray little shits.
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what the 141 guys would eat in an all you can eat buffet
price
price is the one grilling the meat most of the time if they're in like a kbbq where you cook the meat yourself
he tells the boys to grab whatever they want cuz it should be fun rather than trying to get their money's worth
still though he will make sure that everyone finishes their plate bcz no wasting food here people it's an extra 10 pounds for like 100g of food you wasted get your head in the game-
honestly probably wouldn't be that hard, his boys eats a lot in general
keeping it simple with series of meats and booze, though might indulge in some pastries if something catches his fancy
tends to pick something he's familiar with and one that looks good, will be disappointed if the one he picked doesn't taste as good as it looks :(
oh also will definitely go ham at the crabs, kinda shows off how to crack it open and get the most meat from it hehe
i feel like the buffet he feels more comfortable with are the ones that offer him familiar sights and lots of meat. and maybe some veggies too to cut the cholesterol out of his body a little
he might enjoyed k-bbq, cuz they eat lots of veggies while going hard on the meat too
"see you just do this and this and..." *a log of crab leg meat pops out of its shell* "now it's all out"
gaz
oh he gets distracted by the fancy stuff
his plates has a few oysters and somehow lobster tails?? is that a caviar??
his palaté is more adventurous, i think he'd be willing to try out things that he hadn't seen or tried before
still he wants to maximize his stomach space to try out everything that the place has to offer
looks around the selection a few times before grabbing a plate and picking the things he wants (apparently this is the way to go?)
i feel like kyle would be into buffets that offers interesting dishes and unlike the ones that are in common buffets with their ham and mass produced scrambled eggs or something
he has standards
he's a fancy boy, he wants some good drinks while he eats through the entire place
indulges in desserts, but only at the end where he knows that he's had enough of the main dishes (the dessert ruins his appetite so he keeps it towards the end)
soap
picky boy #1 in the squad
cannot handle a single lick of spicy and heat so his options are limited if he goes somewhere "interesting" or wherever kyle takes him
that being said he likes carbs
lots of them
grabs bread and toast and the meats from the meat section and just makes himself some sandwiches
doesn't really take the salads bcz he doesn't like the veggies in it, will end up picking most of the stuff out (he doesn't like raw onions and raw carrots :c)
loves the sweets though
will accidentally eat too much sweets that he couldn't eat anything else because his appetite gets ruined
still though if he goes to a buffet he's gonna make sure he stays until the end, kept going either way until the last seconds.
might end up very sick and in a food comma, someone has to roll him out of the place later
his favorite buffets are those cheap ones where the dishes are something he knows and he just cycles through like five dishes through his one hour time limit
he gets made fun of by ghost because his plate is always full of beige
ghost
i still stand by ghost being a big boy that likes eating
so he lives for these buffets
he doesn't really like the ones where you cook yourself, he feels like its a lot of waiting for the cooking and not enough time eating
also doesn't really go for the soups, cuz he soups take a lot of space in your stomach. will probably indulge in a small bowl or two though just to try.
he likes a lot of things and doesn't really have anything he hates or turn away, keeps going somewhere where he knows where he could eat his fill in the cheap
he might put the place in the red though, he can certainly eat a lot
meat? sure. salad? put it on the plate. toast and eggs? why not. seafood? no need to ask.
his side of the table is always full of dishes and cluttered. you won't even be able to see the table underneath.
also the vacuum cleaner and the savior for price's wallet from paying the fee for leaving uneaten food
kyle always gets him to try interesting food, and ghost just doesn't really comment on it and puts it in his mouth
he likes anywhere where he could eat for the cheap, isn't very picky on the cuisine. as long as he's not the one cooking the food himself he's fine with it lol
#some random headcanons cuz i love food related things#love these boys#my little gang of war criminal#call of duty#call of duty modern warfare#call of duty headcanon#cod headcanon#simon ghost riley#cod#cod ghost#john price#cod price#john soap mactavish#cod soap#kyle gaz garrick#cod gaz#cod headcanons#headcanon#headcanons
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While rereading mdzs I am once again shocked by how talked about the "you were the only mistake he ever made" line from Lan Xichen to Wei Wuxian is and how heated it gets some people because honestly... I don't think he actually even believes that.
Stay with me. Look at the actual line. (I Included 2 translations for comparison's sake)


Firstly, yes he is mad at Wei Wuxian in this scene. But his biggest moment of anger was actually before this. By this point he's realized that Wei Wuxian forgot what happened after nightless city (and therefore ISN'T stringing along his baby brother on purpose) so he has in fact calmed down a bit.
Secondly, notice that he starts by talking about how his uncle felt. This is not Lan Xichen making a value statement about what he thinks. When he says Lan Wangji was proper and righteous he is talking about him being a model lan, he's talking about their family and clan's perspective of Wangji. Indeed, in their eyes, Wei Wuxian is the only time Lan Wangji was ever not the textbook perfect Lan.
Thirdly, what is Lan Xichen trying to say here? What is he mad at Wei Wuxian for? It's that he doesn't know Lan Wangji is in love with him. His anger is eased by realizing Wei Wuxian doesn't remember the very blatant confessions lwj made in the cave after nightless city, or Lan Wangji fighting his own clan elders for Wei Wuxian, and so had no way of knowing the whipmarks on Lan Wangji's back were related to him. But he is still mad, he still thinks Wei Wuxian should have been able to figure it out. So what does he highlight?
The fact that the only thing Lan Wangji, perfect model-Lan righteous Lan Wangji, ever defies his clan for is Wei Wuxian.
And Wei Wuxian has seen him do this! Even if he doesn't remember this one instance. Because Lan Wangji has been doing that the whole story through. Wei Wuxian has watched Lan Wangji blatantly stand against the entire cultivation world for him, and here Lan Xichen is highlighting just how unusual that is, how much Wei Wuxian must mean to Lan Wangji that he's willing to do that. The important part of the sentence here is not "mistake" it's "only."
Lan Xichen here isn't trying to say that he disapproves of Wei Wuxian, or telling him to stay away from his brother. Remember, the thing that made him mad in the first place was Wei Wuxian saying that he and Lan Wangji slept in seperate rooms. He thought they were together! He's mad because they're not!
At no point does Lan Xichen say he individually considers Lan Wangji's feelings for Wei Wuxian a mistake. If he ever did, it's clear he accepted them regardless long ago. Mistake or not, what he wants is for his little brother to be happy.
#mdzs#mdzs meta#lan xichen#For the record even IF he really did think of wwx as a mistake I think he's owed a moment of pettiness!#he's wrong but when i see people cite it as a major reason they dislike him i'm like... everyone in this novel is a war criminal#but frankly that's not so relevant because looking at the text... he doesn't think that!#he's consistently pro wangxian the whole story through. this speech is literally the catalyst to wwx confessing his feelings to lwj!!#frankly for a shovel talk – which it basically is�� this whole thing is MILD. there weren't even any death threats!#also!! it drive me up the all when people mistake the intentional xiyao wangxian parralels in this scene as a personal dig on lxc#Yes! Xiyao and wangxian are foils! everyone seeing wwx as a stain on hanguang-jun's reputation but the venerated triad as an honorable bond#only for wangxian to end up happy and lan xichen with both his sworn brothers dead... that's the themes baby!!! can't trust reputations!!#but then people get mad like 'wow how DARE he say that when HE liked jgy!' that's the point!! miss mxtx did that on purpose!#Also lan xichen is VERY aware at this point just how much jgy lied to him! It's not like he's still in his a-yao is innocent era#He is LITERALLY a hostage! He is processing all of this as we speak!#he's less 'YOU are a mistake and i wish wangji didn't love you! unlike me who has never trusted anyone i shouldn't'#and more 'my entire life is falling apart right now and my little brother is the only one in my family who might still get a happy ending-#WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS IN LOVE WITH YOU???'
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I was 19 when Inquisition came out, and the Solavellan romance affected me in a way no video game romance had before or since, not only with how much it emotionally destroyed me (crestwood and trespasser it is on sight), but also with how much I absolutely fell in love with Solas' character and his dynamic with Lavellan, and for how long afterwards I stayed fixated on them with 0 breaks.
So anyway, I finished Veilguard yesterday and
#I'M BACK IN SOLAVELLAN HELL#i have so many feelings about him old and new and so many new variations!!#like i have a lot to say i cant even put into words#but long story short: i love him i love how aware i was of how much my pre-existing affection for him was affecting my willingness to give#him chances that he absolutely would not seem to deserve if this was your first DA game i love how clearly the Fen'Harel mask is on with#him with Rook vs how much he was just Solas with Lavellan#like what a complicated fucking guy. my smooth headed little war criminal#my egg husband#so anyway i loved veilguard i love solas i love him send help#my post#veilguard#dragon age#dragon age Inquisition#dragon age the veilguard#datv spoilers#in the tags specifically i dont think the post itself is spoilery at all#solas#solavellan
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Damn bro who got you smiling like that!!!!!
#fanart#yoji uruha#kagurabachi#uruha yoji#kagurabachi fanart#uruha#Been a while since I drew my GOAT#now who got him blushing like that?#Gurt????#Kunishige?????#I'll just leave it up to interpretation#Yeahhhh#Man I drew him so cute here#I love him#My little war criminal 🫶
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love the idea that Maegor is this creepy and unsettling kid ♥️
#maegor targaryen#maegor the cruel#mama’s little war criminal and so much more ♥️♥️♥️#asoiaf fanart#hotd fanart#he’s my bbygirl actually#he’s the picture perfect mix of all kinds of issues#love that Visenya was like here bby have a sword now go commit some crimes ♥️#good for her#how are we liking this art style as a change? I’m still figuring it out#but I find it cute! what do you guys think?#he calls his mother mum and his father by his full government name#pdlfs: art
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he literally has one of the cutest smiles out of everyone in the game and no one will be able to convince me otherwise
and then theres that LMAOO
its okay i love his shit eating grin
#my son!!1!!#little cutie#i love my war criminal#its okay if he got a little silly#random shit#twisted wonderland#twst#disney twst#disney twisted wonderland#riddle rosehearts
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You know what my favorite trope is. Characters who fight monsters or some similar threat and over time that wears them down. Like when they started out they were shiny golden knights that protected the realm or whatever but over time they saw too much that chipped away at their morality. They saw too many of their closest friends die, surrounded by too much blood and violence that they were left permanently psychologically scarred. There's no right or wrong in their field anymore. They do whatever it takes to kill the monsters, even if it involves things a normal person would never consider. They commit horrible atrocities and sacrifice the people they were trying to save in the first place, just to kill the monster. But at the end of the day, they've become the real monster.
Even better, they know it. Their crimes eat away at them at night and they keep telling themselves what they did was justified. But no matter what they tell themselves they know that they can't take back what they did.
That a lifetime of fighting monsters has turned them into one
#writers on tumblr#writeblr#tropes#writing prompt#fantasy#scifi#its okay my little war criminal i love you anyway
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Intelligent Systems made Dimitri have only one eye in 3/4 of the game's routes because they knew that the stans would go Feral having to look at him all the time otherwise.

Like look at him. Holy shit. THAT is babygirl material right there.
#fire emblem three houses#fire emblem#dimitri alexandre blaiddyd#i love him your honor#my little war criminal#honestly i love him with or without the eyepatch#but seriously holy shit
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anyway, it's fine it's under control I'm fine
#ganondorf#tloz#my art#the legend of zelda#ganon#this is a paintover of a drawing from 2020#from back when I remembered that he's an incredible character actually#glad I did it he looks so much more like a shithead#this is also a frankenstein design!! I tried to put a little bit of everyone in here#except the totk one that wasn't out at the time#props to the totk one btw it looks fire#but yeah I do love he what can I say#easily in my top 3 favorite war criminals
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when in doubt, draw bonnie
#princess bubblegum#my favourite war criminal#adventure time#these are some of my fave looks from her#my art#2023#this is a little messy but bear with me#i love her sm ur honor
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He is my Roman Empire, I think about him at least 5 times a day...
#ganondorf#my contribution to the Ganondorf community#and before you come at me saying in babying him im not#i accept him for the war criminal that he is#hes my fucked up little meow meow#tloz#legend of zelda#plz im in love with him#hes my wife
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MY ARMY GROWS!!! [swords and blades from @kladdle-dee, @camachine, and @borbology!]





ooo you wanna send me your no-helmet sword & blade designs so i can draw them oooo
#kirby#kirby right back at ya#sword knight#blade knight#misc knights#they range from war-hardened criminal to harmless little creature what is happening..i love them#i hope you don’t mind the tag i’m obsessed with these guys#had to get this out of my system#confusing day for meta knight
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god he needs to sleep
#my artwork#artists on tumblr#art#my idiot :3#no seriously he's been through far too much for someone his age#slowly watching each one your friends get picked off one by one‚ by the wolf that is war‚ until the only one who have is your partner.#and he gets picked off too. you have to bury his corpse too‚ no one is waiting at home for him anyways#the grief is unbearable. you are all alone‚ away from your family‚ god knows if you'll even arrive whole and alive at their doorstep#and then somehow‚ you found a way to revive your partner‚ possibly the only friend you have left at this point#but he comes back wrong. so very wrong. was he always like this? was he always so patriotic? is this an imposter‚ or a side of him unseen?#his memory is getting worse‚ his body's rotting. he urges you to betray your country‚ and at this point you're not even sure that he..#did he even love you in the first place? or maybe you just did this wrong‚ all wrong‚ you aren't someone adept with magic.#so maybe it is. maybe it's all your fault.#and now‚ you can't even go home‚ you've betrayed your country by deserting‚ you traitor. you're now a criminal in another‚ you coward#nothing more than a coward who can't bear to be alone‚ who can't get up and fight even just for a little longer#y'know it's funny‚ in another world where it's all peaceful‚ he could've pursued being a musician like he's always wanted#it's a shame really. a shame#fruit wars
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