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the ballad of fancy uncle chucklefuck pt. 6

(previously on fancy uncle chucklefuck: 1, 2, 3 (look at the reblog for the update), 4, 5)

a long one! so this time, a cut!

GUESS WHO HAD A BAD TIME THIS WEEK HAHAHAHAHA

my plans to have fancy uncle chucklefuck idly making breakfast for the recently re-traumatized (BY HIS GOD) party were thwarted bc he instead woke up to being physically threatened by another, different god

bc lol the party weren't the only ones his god had pissed off -- an old god of the land itself had come to menace this sad old dandy and make its complaints Known

old god was understandably pretty upset that yet another power was throwing its weight around in barovia -- and even worse, possibly making itself available to strahd?? you idiot!! you asshole!! what's wrong with you!!

sidebar: feral hagdaughter tried to wallop the old god MULTIPLE TIMES bc it was the sensible thing to do! something seem dangerous? whack it until it goes away! DUH.

anyway btwn the old god's ire + the rest of the party's comments about "worst night of our lives" and "truly fucked nightmare" and the like, fancy uncle chucklefuck started to piece together that his god had maybe FUCKED AROUND only to leave him to be the one to find out! come on!! ¯\_(ಠ_ಠ)_/¯

anyway he went from protesting that he didn't really know anything to, well, protesting that he didn't really know anything, but with more detail.

you know, like admitting this power is something he recognizes but could never have expected to wield bc he doesn't even go here. (in terms of both being not of the royal bloodline, also not even technically from the kingdom, so like ¯\_(ಠ_ಠ)_/¯ !!!)

but also in terms of how, well, the power doesn't look like he remembers it looking. he's used it to make light and to heal -- and he only ever saw it used for violence, or to change the course of a mind.

which, to be fair, it has very obviously been fucking around in everyone's brains so ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

tl;dr it's new, he doesn't like it, he's never seen the god -- or whatever it is -- do anything for anyone that wasn't directly harmful, and the only time it ever saw fit to talk to him! it gave him a migraine! so like! ¯\_(ಠ_ಠ)_/¯

but the worst part was arguably when the old god made some comment about how this god loves him.

uh oh

oh no

why

tangentially, uncle chucklefuck asked Seasonal Affective Disorder: the Warlock a thing he'd been meaning to ask her ever since she said something about how there are "different kinds of dead"

namely whether it's possible for the soul--the self--to be carved out of a body, only for the body to still be breathing

(which was probably the most intense rush of emotion i'd felt at the table thus far bc holy shit not the time he wanted to ask that, if he ever even actually wanted to)

turns out this question hit HER in a terrible and unexpected way, but tl;dr the horrible answer is "YUP"

anyway that was around the point the old god decided it was satisfied -- which it articulated by suggesting they all go walk into a lake so as to not bring any more problems down upon its people or its land. buh-bye!

to which the dragonborn herbo was like "actually that sounds great, byyyyeeeee" and promptly exited stage left

the dour divine bard and SAD: the Warlock went to go talk her through her stress/ongoing powerful aversion to God Shit

which was DARLING esp bc the dour divine bard proved far more emotionally deft and gentle than they had yet dared to be!

but THEN the dragonborn herbo was like "THAT. CHUCKLEFUCK. TOLD ME NOT TO BE VULNERABLE. AND THEN WENT AND EXPOSED HIS ENTIRE FUCKING RIBCAGE TO US." (see 3)

here pictured: me, offscreen, wailing with laughter

SAD: the Warlock's answer to this was along the lines of "to be fair, uncle chucklefuck's probably going through it, and i suspect that awful god is too -- but ALSO, if they touch our brains again, i will kill him :)"

which made the dragonborn herbo feel better so we're all good now! we're fine! we're great! it's chill!

meanwhile fancy uncle chucklefuck had offered to make food for the group before answering any questions they wanted answered and feral hagdaughter was Extremely Interested in breakfast.

which was the most sensible thing that happened all morning and made him finally confess she's his favorite.

while they tended to that, a very distressed farmer's wife politely asked the utena butch bard whether the party planned.....to stay....any longer..... and desperately pretended the farmhouse was SO haunted by the most OBNOXIOUS ghosts so they would probably be MUCH happier if they just CONTINUED ON DOWN THE ROAD...

breakfast ended up remarkably chill all things given. dragonborn herbo (NEEDLESSLY!!!) apologizing for her "outburst" and committing to sticking with the group -- and making clear she keeps her fucking promises.

followed by fancy uncle chucklefuck cautiously offering to part ways with the group bc lol! didn't expect to be contagious! sorry! haha! fuck!

tho he was also talked out of this by the double-punch salvo of 1) we've already caught the contagion and distance probably won't help, 2) strahd has already proved Interested in your god and none of us really want him to get it, so!

ultimately we hit the road again with fancy uncle chucklefuck having changed into the farmer's spare clothes bc 1) god he's tired of putting on fancy face, 2) when he runs out of money, the fancy clothes will also be good for bartering.

and we left off on debating how best to deal with hags who have the bones that we want, with the conclusion that we definitely should not bargain with them, probably could not kill them, and therefore ought to steal from them -- so uncle chucklefuck has a new mission! which is teaching these whippersnappers how to do CRIME.

relatedly, two of the party members who are decidedly not actually whippersnappers due to various circumstances (dour divine bard + SAD: the Warlock) had a sidebar where they were like "hey i maybe Get you in a weird way. anyway are you also feeling 'i just met this dragonborn herbo but if anything happened to her i would kill everyone in this room and then myself?' yes? awesome. good talk."

great and functional party with tremendously admirable coping mechanisms you got there. would be a shame if they were to trauma-bond or something.

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Title: Diamonds Are Forever

Part 8.5 of my “Cray-Cray for Cater” series! Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6 , Part 7, Part 8.1, Part 8.2, Part 8.3, and Part 8.4 can be found here!

Parings: Cater Diamond x Twisted Wonderland Male OC (Mirai Yuhara)

Summary:

With an extended break, Cater decides to take Mirai on a trip to remember. This trip should have strengthened their bonds, but somehow they break a little too.

cw: Fluffy stuff!

a/n: I really liked writing this part, but I did struggle with making sure it flowed smoothly. And I like my interpretation of Cater's father. I've always imagined him as the loving family guy with an undying love for his wife. (o^ ^o)

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It was six twenty-five and they had to be at the restaurant at seven. Cater was currently in the bathroom freshening up, and Mirai was in the closet, putting the last of his outfit together. Mirai had chosen to wear a gold button up decorated in red flowers, the material thin and see through. Mirai’s pants were skin tight and leather matching the blazer he was wearing over his shirt, and his heeled boots. Mirai decided this was also a good time to put his snake bites back in, and to do some light makeup. 

“Babe? You ready?” Cater called, walking out of the bathroom. 

“Yeah, I think,” Mirai said, using some gel to do some last minute touch ups to his hair, slicking it back a bit.

Mirai peaked his head out of the closet just as Cater passed by, the strawberry blonde searching for him.

“Hey Cay-Cay, do you think I should go with or without the blazer?” Mirai asked nervously.

Cater turned around and stopped dead in his tracks, mouth agape.

“I-Is it bad? Too much?” Mirai asked nervously.

Cater didn’t say anything as he crowded Mirai’s space, pushing him up against the wall. Mirai stammered Cater’s name as he slotted a knee between Mirai’s legs and kissed him.

“Baby,” Cater whined, leaving a trail of kisses down Mirai’s neck. “Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t skip dinner and stay in?”

Mirai choked out a laugh as Cater sucked on his collarbone, happy that his outfit had this type of effect on his lover. “Because we already told your father we were coming.”

“Mhm…we, we could skip?” Cater smiled deviously.

“Nope. We’re going.”

Cater whined but let up. “But seriously, Buttercup, you look so good. #KillinIt!”

“You look good too,” Mirai said, fixing Cater’s shirt.

And he did. Cater decided on a dark red blazer with a white shirt and gold vest. His pants were black and his oxfords were black with gold accents. In his breast pocket was a white folded handkerchief and all over Cater Mirai could spot little gold diamond charms. There was one on each shoe, four on his Albert Chain, and a big gold one pinned to the left lapel of his blazer. Cater’s hair back into a low ponytail, two strands falling to frame his face. It was like his usual do, except lower. And the best part was that they matched with the red and gold color scheme they had going. It was new, it was fun, and Mirai liked it.

“You think so? I feel kinda stuffy,” Cater said thoughtfully. 

“Aw, I’m sorry. You wanna take something off?” Mirai asked.

“Nah. It's not that I don’t like it, it’s just kinda not me. But it’s nice to dress up from time to time.”

“Yeah,” Mirai agreed. 

Cater’s phone pinged and he rushed over to check it.

“The Magilyft will be here in five minutes. Ready?”

“Yep.”

The ride to the restaurant was short. It actually was a hotel, but the restaurant was on the top floor. When they got there, they had to tell the bellboy where they were going to be escorted up. After they got into the restaurant, Cater gave one of the women at the door his last name and they were asked to follow her to their table. The restaurant was nice, and like their hotel room, it was all glass windows, giving the patrons a panoramic view of the city. The whole room was dimly lit with soft white lights that were decorated to look like skyscrapers. The atmosphere of the room was elegant and classy, and even with a full house, it wasn’t loud like how you would get at a family restaurant. 

As they got closer to their table, the more anxious Mirai grew. He was actually about to meet Cater’s father, and that scared him. Mirai could remember the day when his mother gushed about Mirai’s potential future partner, stressing that meeting the parents was a crucial part of being in a relationship. Mirai held those words close to his heart though, and even now, he could hear them echoing in his head. Mirai didn’t want to make a bad first impression, and he definitely didn’t want Cater’s father to find him as someone who wasn’t good for his son. 

Mirai felt a hand grab his, and jumped from his thoughts. Cater smiled down at him, winking with a smirk, “Relax, hon. You’ll be fine.”

 Mirai took a deep breath, “I’m fine.” Yeah, he was fine. He could do this. 

The pair were led to the far side of the room where you had good views of the city. They walked up a couple of stairs to a raised area of the restaurant where only a few tables sat. Mirai caught sight of an older man with dark orange hair in an expensive suit sitting at the table closest to the window, enjoying the view as he did his cup of red wine.

“Mr. Diamond, your party has arrived,” the Hostess said, stopping to hold an arm out, gesturing for them to continue forward. 

Cater’s father turned around and his face lit up immediately. He looked like Cater in the eyes, or well, Mirai should say Cater looked like his father in the eyes. They both had down turned eyes, both similar in color, except Cater’s father had lines from age around his. Even their eyebrow shape was the same. Mirai also noticed that Cater’s hair was brighter than his fathers, but what Mirai found the most charming was their similar smiles, all teeth and their eyes crinkled when they did.  

“Cater! Look at you dressed like a dashing young man,” Mr. Diamond gushed, standing to greet them. 

“D-Dad,” Cater laughed, embarrassed. 

Cater let go of Mirai’s to accept the hug his father gave him. 

“You look good, son,” Mr. Diamond complemented, straightening Cater’s blazer. 

“TYSM,” Cater said, reaching to play with his bangs, a nervous habit Mirai found adorable.

“And where’s the young man that has stolen my son’s heart?” Mr. Diamond asked, looking around Cater’s shoulder, eyes meeting Mirai’s. 

Mirai flushed, swallowing his nerves and walked over, taking the initiative. “Mirai Yuuhara,” Mirai said, taking Mr. Diamond’s hand, giving it a firm shake. 

“Jean Diamond,” Mr. Diamond said, shaking his hand.

“It’s nice to meet you, Mr. Diamond.”

“Please. You can call me Jean.”

“I-I’m, I’m sorry sir, but I don’t, I don’t feel comfortable d-doing that,” Mirai stammered.

“Nonsense. It’s no skin off my nose, really.”

“I-I, i-it’s-”

“It’s fine,” Mr. Diamond said, waving Mirai off with a chuckle. “Whatever you deem fit is what you can call me. Now please, sit, sit.”

“Thanks,” Cater said, leading Mirai over to the table. 

Cater pulled out Mirai’s chair, guiding him by the hand to sit Mirai down. Mirai flushed at the gentlemanly gesture, sitting down, and allowed Cater to push in his chair. Cater sat down not too far from Mirai, but they were still close, and Mr. Diamond sat back down in his seat by the window. 

“My name is Rosie and I’ll be your waitress tonight. Would you like to order some drinks and appetizers to start us off?” Rosie asked politely after they all were seated, handing out menus. 

“Yes. A bottle of red sparking, and a bottle of your finest red,” Mr. Diamond said.

“And for your appetizers?”

The table was silent, none of them having a clue on what they wanted to eat.

“I can come back, if that’s alright with you?” Rosie asked.

“Splendid,” Mr. Diamond said with a smile.

“Understood. I’ll be back with your drinks.”

With that Rosie was off.

“So how was your trip, I pray it went smoothly?” Mr. Diamond asked while looking over his menu.

“It was great,” Cater chirped. “I got so much Magicamable material to last me weeks!”

“And you, Mr. Mirai, how has your trip been so far? I recall Cater telling me you’ve never been to the Shaftlands.”

Mirai flushed at the title, smiling awkwardly, “N-No, I haven’t, but Cater has made this trip an enjoyable one. I’ll never forget this trip even if I wanted to.”

“I’m glad. I know this was short notice, but I had a little time, so why not use it to meet the boy my son won’t stop talking about?” Mr. Diamond said smirking, eyes thinning just like Cater’s did when he was up to no good.

“Dad?!” Cater gasped, face going red in mortification.

“Oh please. You showed not a lick of embarrassment when you talked my ear off every weekend for the past several weeks about your new lover.”

Cater made a strangled noise from the back of his throat.

“And don’t get me started on all the texts Cater has sent me. What was it? Ah yes. Cater said, and I quote, ‘just look at his freckles, they're so cute! I just wanna eat his little face,’” Mr. Diamond read aloud from his phone.

“D-Dad, please, stop,” Cater begged.

Mirai flushed, peeking over at Cater, who was hiding behind his menu. Even with how embarrassing it was, he found it quite cute. 

“Or how about ‘OMG! He’s got tattoos and piercings! I can’t believe I landed myself a total baddie! #Badboy! #Sexy!’”

“Dad,” Cater whined.

“‘He’s so cute when he sleeps,’” Mr. Diamond read aloud, “‘And when he’s eating, and when he’s mad. No scratch that, he’s cute when he does anything! #Cutiepie!’”

Cater whined pitifully, accepting his fate.

Mirai flushed red, chuckling at his boyfriend’s demise.

“Dad, please,” Cater whimpered.

“Okay, okay,” Mr. Diamond laughed, “I’ve embarrassed you enough, but my point still stands. Now let’s order our food, I’m famished.”

Their table was relatively quiet except for the back and forth between Cater and Mirai. Mirai couldn’t decide on if he should get an appetizer at all since he knew he wouldn't be able to eat dinner if he did. Cater decided they both would share one, but then came the question on what they would get.

“How about the sliders,” Cater asked, pointing to the dish.

“I-I don’t eat meat, sorry, Hon,” Mirai said apologetically. 

“Oh yeah. Then what about the fries?”

“I’d eat every single one of them and not eat anything else. How about the flat bread?”

Cater hummed thought fully, “There’s peppers on that.”

“I hate peppers,” Mirai pouted.

They were getting nowhere and the waitress would be back any second now. As Cater looked over his menu, Mirai spotted Mr. Diamond staring at the two of them, smiling fondly. Mr. Diamond caught Mirai’s eye and smiled warmly, Mirai flushed and shyly looked away.

“What about the stuffed mushroom?” Cater asked.

“I hate mushrooms with a passion,” Mirai deadpanned. 

Cater laughed, “I guess that’s out too.”

“What about the potstickers?” Mirai asked, pointing to it on the menu, “It even comes with spicy dipping sauce.”

“OMG! Where?” Cater looked over the dish and then nodded, “Oh yeah, we’re totes getting that.”

“Alright. I’m glad we decided ‘cuz our waitress is here.”

Rosie and a waiter walked up to their table, tray of drinks in hand. “Alright. Here we have a bottle of our finest Red Wine, Umbridge: Red Rose Wine, and some red grape sparkling. Is that okay?” Rosie asked, the two of them holding out the bottle.

“Perfect,” Mr. Diamond said with a bright smile.

Rosie and the waiter, Keith, both popped open each bottle and poured them each their respective drinks. “And are you guys ready to order, or would you like some more time?” Rosie asked, pulling out her little notepad. 

“I’d say we’re ready,” Mr. Diamond answered. 

Mr. Diamond ordered the Prosciutto and Mozzarella Crostini and Cater ordered the Chicken and Vegetable Potstickers for the two of them. After that they fell into some light chatter. Mirai asked about what Mr. Diamond did, and the older man was more than happy to tell. He went into detail about the business aspect, which flew over Mirai’s head, but when he started talking about all the places he traveled to and all the people he met, Mirai was enamored. Mirai wondered what it was like to travel for work, go to all kinds of different places, meet new people and see new things. That was a life Mirai always wanted, and he knew that want came from not feeling like he had a place to actually call home, not in America, and not even here. 

As they chatted, Rosie came by with their appetizers, refilling their classes before they went empty. Everything looked so good. The potstickers were perfectly golden brown and steamed. The tops were soft and the bottoms crispy, everything Mirai could want from a potsticker.

“Wait, wait, wait,” Cater called, standing up, phone raised, “pictures first.”

Mirai and Mr. Diamond groaned. 

“I’m so glad I’m not the only one who finds this unnecessary,” Mr. Diamond sighed. 

“Ten seconds,” Mirai grumbled, “Make it count.”

“Oh come on,” Cater bemoaned, snapping a couple of pics before sitting down. “It’s not that bad.”

“Cater, Hun, I love you to bits and pieces, but I don’t care for the food pics.”

“That I can second. I’d like to eat my food when it’s bought to me,” Mr. Diamond smiled apologetically.

Cater played with his bangs, face tinged with a slight flush. 

“Aw, it’s okay Baby,” Mirai cooed, pecking Cater on the cheek. “You know I’d have a photo op with you any day.” 

“As long as the dinner photos aren’t too long, then I suppose I don’t mind,” Mr. Diamond said, taking a bite of his Crostini.

Cater was still a little perturbed, but as soon as he stuffed his face with food, his entire mood changed. “Oh my Seven! This is so good,” Cater enthused. 

Mirai and Mr. Diamond laughed.

“Mi-Mi! You have to try it with the spicy one,” Cater urged, lifting half a potsticker between two chopsticks to Mirai.

“Cater, Honey,” Mirai deadpanned, “I’ve seen you eat habanero peppers like they were candy, so Ima need to know how spicy it is.”

Cater laughed, “It’s nowhere near anything I consider spicy. Promise.”

Mirai tentatively ate the food from Cater’s fork. It was good, the spice had a nice kick to it, but not enough to burn your tongue and esophagus as it went down. 

“It’s good, a little spicy,” Mirai said thoughtfully. 

“I say it could be spicier,” Cater said, drenching a potsticker in the dark sauce and stuffing it in his mouth. 

“You’re gonna ruin your tastebuds.”

“And where would I be if I couldn’t taste those pretty lips of yours?” Cater teased.

“Cater,” Mirai flushed.

Cater laughed mirthfully.

What Cater and Mirai didn’t notice was the fond look on Mr. Diamond’s face as he watched his son’s and his lover’s banter. 

It was well into the night, appetizers were finished, and dinner was ordered. The party of three spoke to each other, enjoying their meals. Mirai ordered the Broccoli and Chicken Fettuccine Alfredo which he ate everything but the chicken out of. Cater ordered the Ultimate Ropa Vieja, which was insanely spicy, the sauce a dark red. Mr. Diamond on the other hand ordered the Steak Au Poivre that was served on a skillet, the food still sizzling as it was brought to the table. 

Mr. Diamond somehow got onto the topic of Cater as a child, and Mirai couldn’t lie, it was quite funny.

“I used to take him to the office,” Mr. Diamond said, cutting at his Steak. “He would sit at my feet, playing with his toys, coloring on sheets of paper, and at one point I left him by himself to run an errand. When I came back he had made himself a cup of coffee and copied his face twenty times.”

Mirai laughed and Cater chuckled.

“I think I vaguely remember that,” Cater said, playing with his bangs.

“I got a good scolding from my boss, but nothing too severe,” Mr. Diamond chuckled. 

“Big oof. Now I feel bad.”

“Oh, don’t be. You were just being a kid.”

“What was Cater like as a kid?” Mirai asked.

“Cater was like he is now. He was always friendly, he always had friends,” Mr. Diamond said fondly, “Although, I’d say he’s a lot less talkative now, and a lot less energetic.”

Mirai laughed. 

“Was I that bad?” Cater asked, cheeks turning pink.

“Before your aversion to sweets, we couldn’t give you sugar.”

Cater laughed.

“Aww,” Mirai cooed, “You sound like you were so cute.”

“He was and I have pictures,” Mr. Diamond said, pulling his wallet out of his pocket.

“Dad, no,” Cater said panickedly. 

“Dad, yes,” Mr. Diamond smirked.

Mr. Diamond opened his wallet and out came a reel of photos. There were some of Mr. Diamond and his wife, his daughters, and multiples of tiny Cater. There was some of Cater as a baby, birthday pictures, tiny Cater and a much younger picture of Mr. Diamond in an office, and many more. 

“Aww,” Mirai gushed. “Cater, you were so cute.”

“Guys,” Cater whined, hiding his rosy cheeks.

“He was, wasn’t he,” Mr. Diamond smiled. “Well, not that you’re cute now, just a different kind of cute.”

Mirai laughed, agreeing with Cater’s father wholeheartedly.

Empty plates were taken and dessert was ordered to go. It was fairly late, and everyone was more than ready to head out.

“Ima head to the bathroom real quick,” Mirai announced, leaving the table. 

“Take your time, son. There’s no rush,” Mr. Diamond said, taking a sip of his drink.

Cater watched Mirai leave, a warm smile on his face. Cater couldn’t think of anything that could ruin the moment.

“You two are intimate?” came Mr. Diamond’s sudden question.

Spoke too soon.

Cater choked on his drink, nearly spitting it out onto the table in front of him. Cater swallowed hard, clearing his throat, his face heating up, “W-We, I-”

“There’s no use trying to explain yourself. I follow your Magicam, I saw that photo from a while back,” Mr. Diamond chuckled. “Also, your lover has the poorest choice in tops if he wanted to hide the marks on his neck.”

Cater couldn’t get the words out of his mouth, his tongue felt as if it was made of lead. He was mortified. 

“If you were one of your sisters, or if he were a female, you’d be in trouble, but since that isn’t the case, I won’t be as hard on you,” Mr. Diamond said, voice steely. 

Cater nodded vehemently. 

“I didn’t lay your mother until we were married. I don’t like the prospect of sleeping around for the fun of it, and I sure didn’t raise you to do so either.” 

“I’m sorry,” Cater mumbled.

“Don’t be, but I do hope you keep what I said in mind,” Mr. Diamond said. 

“Is it too early to want to be his last?” Cater asked, a dopey smile etched onto his flushed face. 

Mr. Diamond laughed, “You really do like him, don’t you?”

“Dad I,” Cater sighed, taking a deep breath before continuing, “He’s, he’s so different. He’s not from here, like from this world.”

“What do you mean?”

“The Dark Mirror made a mistake or something, like he can’t even use magic. But he’s so, he’s so, him. He saw me for me, not what I wanted him to see,” Cater sighed, smiling to himself. “He’s funny, he's so kind, and he's so pretty. He may not be the smartest, the richest, and he may not be perfect, but to me, he’s everything I’ve ever wanted.”

Mr. Diamond chuckled, “You remind me of myself when I met your mother.”

“R-Really?”

“I was head over heels for that woman, couldn’t see myself with anyone but her. I still can’t.”

“I love him,” Cater whispered, “I really do. I know I can’t make him stay, but I don’t wanna let him go.”

Mr. Diamond smiled warmly, “Then don’t, keep him.”

“B-But I, it’s not-”

“If you’re not confident then work for it, work for his hand and keep him.”

“I-I’ll try.”

“No, not, try. If you love him that much, then you will.”

“Okay,” Cater said softly.

“He’s different, I like him,” Mr. Diamond chuckled, “He’s much better than the others you brought home in the past.”

“Dad,” Cater cried, “#Hurtful.”

Mr. Diamond laughed loudly.

Mirai washed his hands, taking in the calming ambiance of the restroom. He had gotten lost trying on the way there, so he took longer than he intended to. Now he was anxious, fearing that he was making Cater wait too long, or worse, that he was taking a dump. Now with the horribly embarrassing scenario in his head, Mirai hurriedly dried his hands, the backs still damp, and flung the bathroom door open. He weaved his way through the tables, patrons, and wait staff alike and when found the familiar set of steps, Mirai slowed his speed to a leisurely pace. 

Mirai approached the table, he found Cater and his father were already standing, the both of them chatting by the window. As Mirai got closer, Cater noticed his presence and smiled brightly, leaving his father’s side to pull Mirai into his arms.

“Sorry for the wait, I got lost,” Mirai muttered.

Cater laughed, “Don’t sweat it, Hon. You ready?”

“Yeah.”

“Cool,” Cater said, tucking a strand of Mirai’s hair behind his ear. “You ready Dad?”

“Yeah,” Mr. Diamond said, “I’ve got an early meeting tomorrow, so I guess it is time for this old man to hit the hay.”

Cater laughed, “You’re totes not old.”

Mirai stepped back and brushed Cater’s blazer over, ridding the dark red fabric of tiny bread crumbs. Cater smiled and handed over the fancy to-go box filled with dessert.

“Cheesecake,” Mirai chirped, happily, taking the box.

“After you,” Mr. Diamond said, gesturing for Mirai and Cater to go first.

Cater took Mirai’s hand and pulled him off towards the exit.

[malevolentcast]

ᕕ( ᐛ ) ᕗ dances into your ask box once again with some more questions cuz you've been kind enough to answer all my previous ones. (Thank you for that btw!) 1) There are certain interactions that have incoherent whispering behind them. As well as some phrases with slightly comprehensible words underneath them. Are the BG whispers significant to anything or are they just for atmosphere? 2) In s1 when John claimed to not have any memory, were there times where he purposefully kept information from Arthur as things started piecing together for him? Or did he genuinely not remember anything and was learning it along side Arthur as they had all those crazy little adventures. 3) I've bought all your instrumental songs on bandcamp cuz they are lovely and sad. I was wondering if there's any chance you would be able to add Faroe's song from the music box as well? I love a good music box melody. 4) Will we ever find out in more detail what happened to Arthur's parents? 5) And finally, will we ever find out what caused Arthur to open John's book or will it forever remain a mystery open for interpretation? Also, to go along with my compliment last time of your voice work being fantastic... I'd also like to say, your emotional voice acting is some of the best ive personally heard in a podcast and gosh does it hurt but it's so very good. (Expect another ask from me as i go through this podcast for a 3rd time within like...2 weeks)

Some whispers are significant, others are not! I can't tell you which ;)

He kept stuff hidden but not the big reveals

Oh wow thank you! That's Faroe's Lullaby! Should be there...

Over time, I'm sure

All will be revealed in the end... Thank you so much! Oh wow! I don't see myself as a voice actor so that means a lot!

[cononeillbreastingboobily]

Writing 📝 (AO3):

Just a general heads up:

I ALWAYS welcome art based on my fics. It would make my day. Seriously.

🏴‍☠️Our Flag Means Death 🌈

• A Thousand Steps Journey - chapter 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11

A multichapter story following the events of season 1. Stede retrieves his marooned crew and sets out to search for Ed to make things right. In the meantime, Izzy Hands comes up with his own plan to right the wrongs.

Featuring a stray, an island, angst, some violence, smut and fluff. All sides of the Steddyhands triangle happen here, with the eventual Steddyhands as well.

This work is NSFW due to the presence of an eventual sex scene as well as some graphic violence. The chapters will be linked in this post as they get posted on AO3.

• The moon looks beautiful, doesn't it?

A ficlet based on my assumptions about what will happen at the end of season 2. Stede and Ed finally have their happy end. One person takes it as their cue to leave the picture.

This one is basically all subtext relationship-wise, except for established Stede x Ed. There's Blackhands and Gentlehands/Stizzy, but one-sided (or is it?). Angst. SFW. 831 words.

Posted on 03.10.2023

• How About Me?

Summary: Izzy Hands never had much luck in love, never really felt desired by anyone. Until one Stede Bonnet came along.

Izzy x Stede with Service Top Izzy and Bottom Stede. Musings on past experiences. Mild sexual content. NSFW. 287 words.

• Slow day

Summary: It's a very boring day on the Revenge. Izzy decides to have some fun with Stede, and it leads them both to the bedroom.

Top Stede x bottom Izzy Hands with secondary Stede/Ed/Izzy. Smut and fluff, NSFW. 4115 words.

• Heart Is Full

Summary: United by a tragedy, Stede and Izzy are forced to cooperate. What becomes of it will surprise both of them, most of all Izzy himself.

Stede x Izzy Hands with some Stede/Ed/Izzy. Fluff and angst. Implied sexual content, otherwise SFW. 1652 words.

💦 Sex Education 😳

• First Kiss

Summary: Adam and Rahim stop in front of the Groff house after school. There, Rahim asks Adam a question that is going to change the course of their relationship forever.

Adam Groff x Rahim Harrak. Fluff, SFW. 1353 words.

• Aquarium date

Summary: Rahim's birthday is drawing closer and closer, and Adam comes up with just the right thing for them to do that day. Aka Adahim aquarium date with fluff, fluff, and more fluff!

Adam Groff x Rahim Harrak. Fluff, some suggestive themes but otherwise SFW. 1796 words.

Spotify playlists 🎧

Fandom

👼 Good Omens 😈

Aziraphale's Ineffable Playlist

Crowley's Ineffable Playlist

Ineffable Husbands

🏴‍☠️ Our Flag Means Death 🌈

• Edizzy/Blackhands

• Ed's Reputation Era

• Gentlehands/Stizzy

• Izzy Hands my beloved 💕💕💕

• Lucius Spriggs playlist

• Steddyhands

💦 Sex Education 😳

• Adam Groff playlist

• Adahim

• Maeve and Aimee

Miscellaneous

• 2000s nostalgia but you're european

• Best instrumental/soundtracks/post-rock etc.

• Emergency Bad Bitch playlist

• Eurovision bops

• summer playlist

• Indie hits

• Indie love

• Non-English rock

• Nu disco & nu funk 🪩

• Shower time 🚿

• Songs to blast in the car

• Songs to Dance to When They Come On in The Grocery Store

• Songs to fall in love to

• Throwback

• Working out playlist

• Yearning time ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

~~~

Should there be any additions or changes, this post will be edited accordingly.

[akkivee]

i did something similar last year but who cares about rehashing answers ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

1) i actually posted about it lol but i say my hypmic anniversary is when death respect came out!!! i got into around that time when a third jp merch site i used to shop at had a listing for bbmtc patches and yamada ichiro’s patch was the cutest thing i had ever seen lmao

2) besides ichiro’s face lol i listened to dba and was sold

3) hm!! i think it tracks with other stuff i obsess with!!! there’s characters with depth, finding bonds with each other/being found family, with a healthy dose of action!!!! the fact it’s told thru music is a plus; the fandoms i hung around longest in the past utilised character songs to supplement their character and i lost my mind then much similarly to the way i do now lol

4) i didn’t have a negative opinion on anybody the moment they appeared actually!!!! (except for rei lol but that was because he was disrespecting ichijiku and not for his crimes as a deadbeat dad lol) obvs the ones who stood out were ichiro, then jakurai, and then kuukou lol

5) ichiro!!!! ❤️

6) mtc and rei actually!!!! like mtc was my least favourite division when it was just the og divisions!!!! ‘somebody gotta do it’ and ‘don’t play no game that i can’t win’ dropped and that’s when my opinion of them changed but i’m not sure when i became significantly less normal about them lol 🤔 as for rei, i had a negative opinion from the get go and being bb’s father certainly didn’t help, but then i used my brain and embraced his mystery and his clowniness lol

7) buster bros in the house still number one☝️

8) i went from being a natural ichiro enjoyer, to a ‘not so normal’ jakurai liker, to a ‘i need him to breathe’ kuukou stan lol

9) dba!!!! and like a loser too lol i really did mean to listen to all the songs in order 💀

10) fav solo is break the wall but we’ll see how i’m feeling after year with nagosaka’s new solos hitoya and sasara’s are some real contenders lol

11) kaigen 😭😭😭😭😭😭

12) BATTLE OF PRIDE IS SO GOOD YALL

13) i’m assuming this is manga release songs and i really like rip, double trouble and murder in the house of magic lol

14) a toss up between hoodstar➕ and summit of divisions lol

15) are there any really lol???? i don’t interact with the fandom enough to know if there are songs that are universally considered mid or worse lol lemme know if there are

16) BAD ASS TEMPLE ONLY KNOWS HOW TO PUT OUT BANGER AFTER BANGER LOL

17) ichiro dice and sasara!!!!!!

18) honestly the better question is who don’t i listen to lol. i try to listen to the composers works when their collaborations are announced!!

19) i have been praying for queen bee/avu-chan to write something for kuukou, and i hope that when if we get solos for the ladies, goddess artist eill writes for honobono because i’m ready for this godawful woman to have the best j-hiphop song in this franchise LOL

20) i can’t remember if it was batfs or moonlight shadow that i was on the screen while my mom was home but she thought it was a jam so probably a bat song tbh

21) i have demoted myself to arb enjoyer from a distance lol 😭😭😭

22) shit arb’s been keeping me satisfied like all hell lmao!!!!! arb should give me an event with samatoki kuukou and juto tho lmao but oooooooh what if we got events with the mixed up divisions??? that’d be dope 😲

23) HAHA yeah i’m a huge multishipper. there are very few ships i don’t like, and my shipping bicycles have been both jakurai and samatoki, but you can easily flay me alive with ichikuu and riodice crumbs and i’ll break down thank you lmao

24) i’m not a self insert kinda person lol

25) since i’m introverted i’d probably get along best with someone like ichiro or jakurai. i can only love kuukou from a far i don’t think i could handle him lmao

26) no i’m not a kinnie lmao but i’m probably like a mashup between ramuda and jyushi with a dash of jakurai’s general dilf dad friend attitude, what ever that monstrosity would look like as a character lmao

27) *drowning in hypmic merch* i have some :) lol and I REALLY WANTED THAT BAT TOTE BAG I WISH I KNEW IT EXISTED BEFORE LAST WEEK 😭😭😭

28) it’s not weird, i just want a large figurine of kuukou like the ones we got for rhyme anima 😭 he’ll probably look ugly but that’s okay he’s my gremlin scrunkly 😌

29) vocaloid collab??? a different mobage collab??? like idk what if ainana and hypmic collabed we could get the fattest spiderman pointing meme going on lol

30) i think there is a lot of empty air in between the 6 colours and mixed up tracks like how okay is samatoki and ramuda’s relationship really??? ramuda didn’t sound too enthused by jakurai’s desire to help even in the fling posse inc track. if chuuoku intends to use sasasama and ichikuu against each other i would like to see them really rekindle that friendship!!! and more of the mixed up divisions 🤭

31) i understand if rei’s not your cup of tea lol but he is a lot of fun lol. rosho tends to get slept on a lot in the sense that he’s kinda just sasara’s man, but only that and it kinda sucks a little lol. also!!!! if rio and hitoya have millions of numbers of fans i am one of them. if rio and hitoya have ten fans i am one of them. if rio and hitoya have only one fan that is me. if rio and hitoya have no fans, that means i am no longer—

32) THIS IS LIKE ASKING WHY DO WE NEED THE SUN TO SUSTAIN LIFE I JUST LOVE KUUKOU DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED LOL

33) hmmmmm how about: tho kuukou isn’t afraid of ghosts, when he was much younger, on a trip to the beach with his family, he saw all of the dead souls that the ocean has claimed reaching out to him as if to pull him into the ocean and claim him. so some of that fear comes from a bad supernatural childhood experience

34) liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike nemu?????? nemu???????? nemu??????????????? i also have taken unami and ren as lowkey ocs and supplanted personalities that are very self indulging to what i want for kuukou lol

35) bat has everything i don’t have packaged with everything that i love and it’s so dope like wtf??? wtf????

36) idk which hypster magazine it was but one of the magazines asked the characters what’s something they’ve been into lately. jyushi answered with muscle training and it’s 💯% because on a hot and sunny day, where kuukou quite frequently used his shirt to wipe up the sweat from his face and hitoya sweated thru both his undershirt and dress shirt, he was exposed kuukou’s abs and hitoya’s surprisingly fit body and thought to himself, ‘god i wish that were me’ lmao

37) i don’t want any new divisions at all but if we were to get some, i’d hope they’d be from okinawa, hokkaido or kyoto

38) i cyberstalk hayama-san as best as i can lol and i watch sakakihara-san, takeuchi-san, and iwasaki-san’s web shows occasionally!!!! i also poke around whatever mtc’s seiyuu are doing every once in a while 🤗

39) watching the hyprice grow to hypmic music has been very enlightening lmao

40) i’m still pretty proud i pumped out a whole month worth of kuukou art for his bday lol. also the fanart i just posted for bat solos might be some of my best stuff actually like how did i do that kuukou one fr

41) i prefer the manga/drama tracks, but the stage’s phenomenal writing will always have me in a vice grip lol

42) i’m banking on ‘if we hesitate etc’ being the most emotionally draining experience that canon will ever put me thru because if because if bat goes thru something like that i may never recover actually lmao

43) i feel like i’m an observer rather than a theorist??? but i made an observation that bat has a weathering the storm motif a while back from their speakers and mics and hitoya wound up stating just that in cross a line so that made me feel pretty accomplished lol

44) I WANT TO SEE THE FALL OUTS!!!!!!! HOW DID KUUKOU AND SASARA DEAL WITH THEIR SUDDEN SEPARATION AND HOW THEY SNAPPED OUT OF THEIR HYPNOSIS!!!!!!!! RAMUDA PICKING HIMSELF UP FROM JAKURAI DISAPPOINTING HIM!!!!!!!!!!! MORE OF THAT PLS!!!!!

45) nobody irl but to all of those who sent me asks/dms, know that i appreciate it and i would k—

46) fck the drbs but also it’d be nice if bb or mtc won but also kuukou would look 🥵 on a throne soooooo

47) idk if anyone in this cast is considering the ramifications of taking over/overthrowing the government. i think it’d be neat to see a 2nd gen hypmic with new divisions scrambling to survive the power vacuum our gen has caused and the og gen has effectively become the antagonists to the 2nd gen. it’d be like a cycle!!!! otome took over the government for more altruistic reasons but is as oppressive as her predecessor; same hat, og gen overthrew the government for the good of all but didn’t have any plans to fix it, only to remove and creates even more discord

48) comfort???? a fandom home????? massive brainrot????? pick your poison lol

49) save your wallets and don’t lol the characters are fun!!!! the music can be a gateway to something you’ve never experienced!!!!!! you can lose hours of your life trying to find the details!!!!!!!!! it’s fun!!!!!!! 😄

50) lol i have a tattoo, that’s plenty reminder ✌️

[12loona]

[FANCAFE] 220210 | LOONA Fancafe update for 5 Years with LOONA 1/3 🎉

HeeJin, HyunJin, HaSeul and ViVi’s letters to Orbits are located under the cut:

HEEJIN: Hellow Orbits~! It’s already 1/3′s fifth debut anniversary! Thinking back to myself five years ago, I really had a baby face ㅋㅋ Though I’ve become a lot more mature now! But thinking more about it, I think it’s only my face that’s grown up and my mind is still the same as five years ago ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ I often want to pout and whine to Orbits, so my Orbits, can you accept me? ㅋㅋㅋ I’m sure there are people who were our LOONA’s Orbits five years ago, and some who were not. Throughout five years, we 1/3 are still coexisting with our Orbits, so will you continue to coexist with me? Thanks for always being by our side!!♥ Hope you’ll always be healthy HYUNJIN: Hello Orbits, it’s 1/3's maknae, Hyunjin😆 It feels a little weird to say maknae🤣 Did you know today is 1/3′s fifth debut anniversary?!?😮 I was so shocked. I thought, when did 1/3 grow up so much?!? I was such a baby during 1/3 promos. Though I'm sure Orbits still see me like a baby now~😏 Still, having an anniversary come around like this puts me in a good mood and makes me proud😋 I think I'll carry this feeling on and take some time to look over 1/3 memories 🧐🥺 Orbits let's go down memory lane with me 🤩🥳 ha ha ha ~!!! Looking back on what happened in those days starting with old photos I’m going to always feel how precious my Orbits are ☺ My Orbits, love you lots🥰 Let’s keep staying together ❤ Maknae is off then🤣 Ppyong❤ HASEUL: Hi Orbit! It’s Haseul, LOONA 1/3′s leader ㅎㅎ Time flies, doesn’t it? Already five years have passed..!! Going on stage at Inkigayo at age 21 all nervous, I still can’t forget how we looked ㅋㅋㅋ If you told me to do it now I could do sooooo much better.. ㅎㅎ We’ll be an impressive Loona, always working hard and improving ㅎㅎㅋㅋ!!! Let’s grow even closer and love more and more Love you Orbit💚 VIVI: Hey Orbit~! To think 1/3 and I are already at 5 years, when I still remember that first fan meeting next to the Han River. I can picture those memories of being so glad to meet you and fascinated ㅎㅎ 1/3 promotions were short but fun. They were such a precious time~ If we have a chance I hope we could meet you again❤ It's 1/3′s fifth anniversary so I went on a trip down memory laneㅋㅋ My Orbits, thank you for always being with me and love you lots and lots❤

English translation © Team Subbits

[sxftriina]

Hai its a me Yami or Timmy or whatever ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ *holds up a list* for the OC interview, even though I know all your OCs as well as you do probably akfjshfjs

Cherry: 1, 2, 5, 13, 23 and 24 :0

Arella: 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 11 and 21 :0 I’m watching you Arella…

Quinn: 7, 8, 12, 23, and 24

Ocean: All of these are good for homie but I wanna know 1 and 2 in particular.

Shamia: 11 and 12

Oh wowie that's a bunches :0 Thanks wifey! Also Imma put a keep reading thing after Cherry's part bc this is kind of long afahhsjsjz Also please excuse Shamia being... well Shamia at the end sjsjsjdjk

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Cherry

Who makes up your family? How close are you to them?

Who is your best friend! Tell us about them!

What is your favorite thing to do in your free time?

You're given an unlimited budget to build anything you want! What do you build and where do you build it?

Have you ever had a crush on someone? Do you have a crush now?

What would you consider your main love language?

"Oh my, so many questions!" Cherry mused with a bit of laughter before tapping the bottom of their chin in thought.

"My family, huh? Well, there's Arella, my daughter, and Mari-Jane, my platonic wife.. I'm pretty close with them.." Cherry seemed to pause in thought, running a hand through her hair. ".. There's also my brother and my father but ah.. I haven't seen them in a long time. And quite frankly, I don't want to."

Cherry glanced up with a grin. "She might disagree with you, but I think of Arella as my best friend. She'll probably tell you that she's my daughter and not my friend, but.. I don't see why she can't be both!" A small pout formed on their face. "There's also Mike, who I consider a best friend too. You know, the acrobat? The first time I ever spoke to 'em was when he threw a cherry pie in my face. There was also that time they made really dark tea and told me it was coffee. I hate tea. It's disgusting."

"My favorite thing to do in my free time?Well... I only get a certain amount of time to myself, because of ah.. matches and stuff. But when I do have free time I usually spend it writing. Writing what, exactly? That's for me to know and you to find out." She winked playfully.

"What would I build with that kind of money? That's a tricky one.." Cherry crossed her arms over her chest, furrowing their brows in thought. "This might come as a shock, or maybe not, but I'd probably build a library... One with books freely accessible to anyone, rgardless of level of education or wealth. I think everyone should be able to have access to books... As for where I'd build it.." They paused, " I'd build it in the town I grew up in.."

"Hmm.. I did have a crush once, but it was just a dumb childish one.. I was only six, and I haven't seen that person in years." Cherry let out a rather loud laugh. "And as of right now, I don't have a crush.. Yes, I'm platonically married, but that's exactly it. I'm platonically married. Not romantically. There is a difference!"

"I honestly don't know what my love language is..." They mumbled, scratching the back of their neck. "I wasn't exactly.. showed much affection growing up, so... I don't know how to properly express how much I care.. Probably the reason a lot of people can't stand me!" They let out a forced laugh.

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Arella

Who makes up your family? How close are you to them?

Who is your best friend? Tell us about them!

What is your favorite childhood memory?

What is your favorite thing to do in your free time?

Who do you look up to?

What is your favorite type of media (TV, movie, books, etc?) Name some specific favorites (which shows, movies, books, etc do you like)?

Describe your ideal partner?

"Hm.. well there's my mother... you probably know her as Cherry.." Arella murmured as she closed the book she was reading. "Then there's Mom-Jane.. my step-mom, and..." She pressed a hand to her forehead, grimacing. "Sorry, I get headaches a lot.. Aha... What's the.. ah.. next question?"

"This may sound strange, and it is, but.. my best friend is a ghost. Her name is Genevieve. I call her Gen. It's kind of a long story how she ended up becoming a ghost... and my memory is a bit foggy so I'm.. unable to remember exact details, I'm afraid.." She seemed to be disappointed before shaking her head.

"Oh.. another question! Mm... well, as stated before, my memory isn't the best.. but I do remember this one time around... Christmas I think? I remember making cookies with someone... And feeling.. really happy. Maybe overjoyed would be a better word. I can't remember who it was, though... Maybe one of my moms knows, hm?" She let out a soft laugh.

Arella held up the book she was reading. "I'm sure you've noticed by now.. but my favorite thing to do whenever I have free time is read. A lot of people think reading is boring, but... I disagree." She grinned softly.

"Who do I look up to..? Ah.. don't tell Mother this, but..." She leaned close, her voice barely above a whisper. "I look up to Mom-Jane more than I do her... I still love Mother but... she's not exactly good "looking up to" material... I have a list and proof from others to back this up..." She said before leaning back in her seat, clearing her throat.

"... Books.. Books are my favorite media.." Arella placed her hands together. "I've been reading Pride & Prejudice and I think it's a new favorite..." She murmured.

Her face turned a little red at the last question. "My.. ideal partner? That's a.. question I wasn't expecting to be asked.. And one I'm not entirely sure how to answer.. My standards aren't very high.. At least, that's what I've been told... I can't say I prefer a certain personality over another, because people change over time.. You might start dating a person who's quiet and withdrawn, but as time passes they might turn into the exact opposite.. That's how I look at it, anyways.. A person's personality might change in different ways but.. as long as their love for me hasn't faded, I'd still love them the same as before.." She sighed quietly.

"Anyways.. I suppose I should give an actual answer.. My ideal partner would be someone who.. doesn't make fun of the fact I can't remember a lot. Small jokes here and there are alright, I just.. don't want them or.. even anyone else to go too far.." She muttered. "And.. someone who likes physical affection as much as I do.. If they don't, it's alright, but it's a.. preference of mine.." She said quietly. "Other than that I... don't really have anything else.. Like I said, my standards aren't as high as they probably should be.. Maybe I should work on that.."

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Quinn

Who do you look up to?

What do you think had the biggest impact on you growing up?

If you could go anywhere in the world, where would it be? (on vacation or permanently!)

Have you ever had a crush on someone? Do you have a crush now?

What would you consider your main love language?

Quinn hummed as she put away her ice skates. "Who do I look up to..?" She repeated the question quietly, leaning against the shelf of ice skates in thought. "I'd say.. my Nana. She is the one who raised me, after all. My parents were always working when I was a child, and she was the only other person available to take care of me." She smiled fondly, closing her eyes. "She's also the reason I became so infatuated with ice-skating.."

"My parents being away all the time definitely had an impact on me. I listen to friends talk about childhood memories with their parents and I.. can't relate. I feel out of place because of it, you know?" She frowned slightly as she grabbed her coat, slipping it on over her outfit with a sigh.

"If I could go anywhere, I'd go to France.." Quinn softly smiled. "It's so beautiful there, and I have family that lives there that I haven't seen in quite some time. It'd be nice to get to see them. Face-to-face, I mean.. I might have to get my friend Ocean to teach me a little French, though. I'm still not too good at speaking it.." Her smile turned sheepish as she zipped up her coat.

"Ohh.. I had more than a crush... Kendall was my lover.. He was... my everything.." She murmured, her eyes falling to the floor. "...Up until the day he was murdered, I thought I had found the one.. But, I suppose fate had different plans.." Shaking her head and walking outside, she continued. "At the moment, I don't have eyes for anyone.. I've had plenty of people ask me out, but I always decline.. I'm.. scared if I fall in love again they'll be stolen away from me.. Just like Kendall was.." She cleared her throat. "Anyways.. Let's move onto the next question.. I've.. soiled the mood enough."

"My main love language? I'd say.. words of affirmation. I've got this habit of complimenting everyone I meet. Though, there's a lot of people that take my compliments as flirting when I'm really just trying to be friendly. As I said, I'm not interested in dating at the moment.." She sighed softly. "Maybe one day I will be, though.."

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Ocean

Who makes up your family? How close are you to them?

Who is your best friend? Tell us about them!

"My... My family?" Ocean repeated softly, closing the notebook she'd been writing in. There were sticky notes everywhere, with words scribbled onto them. Must be college stuff. "Well... there's Shamia, my older sister.... Several cousins... You may know a few of them.. Lia, Lucas, and Terrence are three of them.. They're.. They're all siblings.." She leaned forward, resting her head in the palm of her hand. "There's my boyfriend, and his daughter... Oh! And I also consider a lot of... a lot of my friends to be family..." She softly hummed. "As for my parents.... I'd.. uh... rather not talk about them..."

"My... best friend? Gosh that's a hard one..." She then rose both of her hands in panic, waving them briefly in front of her. "N-Not that I'm saying I don't have one! I just... have a lot of friends I'm close to... hehe... um..." She stared at her notebook in thought. "... Kate. She's my best friend... I.. think I've known her the longest out of everyone..." She took in a few breathes to calm herself. "She's.. um... harsh at times, but.. she means well..." She murmured quietly. "Sorry.. for getting ah... so panicked over a simple question... It's a.. a bad habit of mine.." She let out a soft, sheepish laugh.

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Shamia

What is your favorite type of media (TV, movie, books, etc?) Name some specific favorites (which shows, movies, books, etc do you like)?

If you could go anywhere in the world, where would it be? (on vacation or permanently!)

Shamia quirked an eyebrow, letting out a small huff. "Such weird questions..." She muttered. "I guess T.V. is alright... I don't really have any favorite shows or anything, though. I usually just watch whatever's on... Which is the news half the time.. I've gotta say, it's getting kind of old seeing my blurry ass silhouette in the photos they take. I mean geez.. even if I didn't wear a mask they still wouldn't be able to tell who I was. Who hired that cameraman anyways?"

"Hm.. I honestly don't know. Maybe Canada? Or Scotland? No particular reason, of course.. Those are just the first two that came to mind." Shamia sighed, twirling a knife in her hands. Where did she even get that? "Now if you don't mind, I've got things to take care of." She slipped out of the room, but not before grabbing a.. very bloody, bear-shaped mask. Does she ever clean that thing?

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[raiko101]

hello this is a random ask with random questions ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ what was the last thing you cooked? ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ do you eat the seed of any fruit? ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ if you could learn a new language, what would it be and why? ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ has there ever been a show you regret watching? ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ how did you get into bls? ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ hope you have a nice day and if this ask could momentarily un-bore you, yaaaaaay mission accomplished. either way, have fun and remember to drink water :D))) 🧡🧡

Hi there! I really needed something to un-bore me so thanks for the ask anon :’)

1. I think it was a simple quesadilla but I absolutely suck at cooking so it’s been awhile.

2. I eat the seeds of any fruit as long as it’s edible.

3. I would learn Thai in a heartbeat (which I coincidentally just started learning), so I wouldn’t have to wait for English subtitles for Lovely Writer content.

4. I definitely regretted watching Sotus. I ended up dropping it on episode 5 and Arthit is so toxic to me, but I might pick up the show one day if I’m bored.

5. It was another normal day in January and I finished watching another episode of True Beauty and decided to scroll on Viki for fun. I found Color Rush on my home page and the name sounded interesting so I gave it a shot. After that, I got recommended WYEL and went into a little Korean BL rabbit hole before watching BLs from other countries. Needless to say, I was very interested in these fanfics come to life plots.

Again, thanks for the ask anon and remember to drink some water too and eat something if you haven’t yet 💙💙!

[seeing--red]

ok so a little backstory here ~ 

it usually goes like this: i log onto netflix and watch 5 seasons of a show i don’t really care about, cherish that obsession for a week or so, then move onto the next one and so on how it went with f1: i saw a twitch clip of a cute guy who locked his girlfriend out of his apartment because he was too focused on this racing game, found out he was a formula 1 driver in the comments, went looking for a documentary about a sport i knew nothing about and watched 2 seasons of it in less than 4 days. 

i was instantly enamoured with the personalities, the drama and the perspective of being able to watch a season while it was happening....this was nothing like watching a show that came out 3 years ago and trying to find someone who still had something to say about it, this sport is so popular and it has a huge fanbase???

i’ve watched the first 3 races and even though i still don’t understand everything about technical stuff or racing rules i was happy to have fresh content my obsession could feed on ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

i still double check the drivers’ names when i type them and i can only name a few team principals. my favourite team is ferrari though i understand they’re not doing great this season. i still like them, i always liked ferrari cars and sebastian and charles have stolen my heart and are not going to give it back anytime soon. i hate that seb is going away (got fired?) because I JUST LOVE THEM AS A DUO SKBSKJSJK THE CHAOTIC SON/DAD ENERGY IS UNPARALLELED 

i may have a lot of questions and little knowledge but i am here to learn more about the sport and hopefully make some new friends in this fandom! i don’t get a lot of team or driver rivalries (yet) which might actually benefit me because djnkjsksnk let’s be real fandom wars suck big time i don’t want to waste my energies like that

if any of you wants to suggest some f1 blogs i can follow pleaaaaase send me a message!! ◕ ◡ ◕

[jonarchivistcansing]

So I have a magnus archives playlist

I’ve been making a long chronological Magnus Archives playlist for my own amusement (So This Is Basically The Magnus Archives) , but since season 5 is close and my college kicked everyone out i decided to Do Something Unnecessary. 

I have taken painstaking effort to not only properly organize this stupid thing with specific tma episodes, but also have documented the episodes as well as why I included the songs (under the cut). This is my Magnum Opus. I have officially pulled an all nighter to work on this. AND i’m making another playlist with songs that I wanted to keep tabs on in case I end up needing to use them as s5 comes out (here) Spoiler warning obviously

Please send me some songs if you follow the playlist and think they should be on there! 

TLDR - Grace for sale = season 1 finale; Bad Bad Things = season 2 finale; Greatest Show Unearthed = season 3 finale; Just Did a Bad Thing = Season 4 finale.

I bold the songs I added most recently. Honestly I recommend listening to the playlist first because its way fun and like referencing this if you really care about it. Please give me song suggestions or alterations! 

Song Name - MAG00 - PoV/Sung at/etc; Event. NA = Not Applicable

The Office Theme - NA

memes

Turn The Lights Off - MAG 01

The whole “Dont go in there” theme is applicable to the danger of the Angler fish, which also parallels that first statement acting as a lure for Jon

Don’t Worry We’ll Be Watching You - NA

I didn’t want to comb through to find an episode where Jon says hes being watched. I might move this somewhere else because it’s really slow for the begining of the playlist. Maybe  where he went to America

Somebody’s Watching Me - NA

Same as above + memes

Bloody Nose - MAG 17 - PoV Jared Hopworth

the boneturner’s tale statement

Grace For Sale - MAG 39 - PoV Jane Prentiss; S1 Finale

I didn’t know this was part of a whole carnival themed album when I added it, but I felt that the themes of shedding your skin and worms were relevant enough. Still looking for a good song for the s1 finale tho :/

I Don’t Trust You Anymore - MAG 40/41 - PoV Jon

Immediately after the Worm Attack, Jon realizes he can’t trust anyone in the archives.

Losing My Mind - NA - PoV Jon

Jon makes a lot of mentions of his paranoia thruout this season and I feel it just fits best here

Little Pistols - NA - PoV Jon

Same as above, but its like Really Sad because this one paints the paranoia as much more self-destructive. 

Afraid - MAG 77 - Multi PoV/Sasha

Jon just realized the NotSasha replaced Sashsa. Could be from Sasha or NotSasha or even Jon realizing the implications a shapeshifting creature, just fkcn love the chorus for the whole NotSasha fiasco

Mr Capgras - MAG 78/79 - Sung by the NotThem

Jon’s a huge idiot and the NotThem is Out For Blood 

Bad Bad Things - MAG 80 - PoV Elias; S2 Finale

Bitch boy Murkd Leitner and Gertrude and he’s an asshole for it

Its not overly literal but i think some characters in the song could be interpreted as Leitner and Gertrude, with the POV Elias speaking to Jon. 

I’m Not Ok - MAG 81 - PoV Jon

Georgie pls....help this nasty man

The Cult of Dionysus - NA

Honestly this isn’t very specific at all there’s just a lot more cult activity in this season and this song lines up well with the next few

Rejoice - MAG 89 - PoV Jude Perry/Lightless Flame

this ep is jude’s statement and this is a Good cult song

Bust Your Kneecaps - MAG 67 - PoV Agnes Montague

Keeps with the theme better here than in order with s2. Statement of cafe boy who tried to romance Agnes that one time

Are Things Still Burning - MAG 67/89 - PoV Agnes Montague

You’ll get it.

I’m Gonna Win - MAG 101 - PoV Gertrude or Michael

Really connect this song with gertrude’s Bad Bitch energy and MAG 101 is the episode where we really get a scope of how morally gray she is

But the overall cocky tone of the song is real good for Michael

The Distortionist - MAG 101 - PoV Michael

this ep is Michael’s statement. 

Its kind of hard to tell because of the vocaloid, but the song's character seems to have been pushed and  manipulated into something like Michael. I can see the song shifting from Michael singing about how Gertrude created him into accepting it and them singing at Jon

Has wayyyyy too much Spiral imagery to not include

Seven Devils - MAG111 - PoV Gerard Kaey

this is the ep where Gerard properly explains the fears to Jon

Dirty Night Clowns - MAG 104 - PoV Tim Stoker?

sort of Tim about his brother

Blood End Credits - no MAG/MAG 119 - PoV Tim Stoker

god i miss tim. I don’t think it translates exactly to 119, but it’s more of the climax of his character arch. He’s literally given everything to the Institute and to Elias and now he has to fucking die? FUck.  

Greatest Show Unearthed - MAG 139 - PoV Nikola/The Circus

This one is literal lol. u can figure it out

My Time - MAG 120/121 - Sung about Jon

*Mable pines picture* “He’s resting”

Who Are You, Really? - MAG 121 - Sung at/for Jon

Jon has to decide whether to let himself die human or risk becoming a monster to protect the people he loves*

*Martin

Cold Cold Man - MAG 124 - PoV Jon

This is the first time Jon and Martin have seen each other since he woke, and I think really the first time Jon has sought out Martin because he just...wanted to see him

Ruler of Everything - MAG 124 - PoV Martin

This is Martin’s side of the exchange he and Jon had. This is where he started pushing Jon away (Shot as wily one/only friend), and Peter is making him into the “ruler of everything” aka running the Institute, and just doing his best to go one day at a time until whatever Peter has planned gets done

Catabolic Seed - MAG 125 - PoV Melanie

Honestly, I just really wanted this song for melanie. The Magnus Institute is taking too much out of her, making her into a hollow, and she’s just trying to keep herself together with emotional duct tape

Body - MAG 131 Build Up - PoV Jon

I see this as the culmination of Jon’s survival guilt and desperation to make himself worthy of humanity again. Since he has a healing factor now, he has no sense of self-preservation and is willing to sacrifice his entire body to make himself worthy of humaity.

Skeleton Appreciation Day - MAG 131 - PoV Jared Hopworth

THE MEATBONE MANNNN

What Am I Becoming? - MAG 146/147 - PoV Jon

It hurts

in 146 Jon admited to Basira, Daisy, and Melanie confronted him about his live feedings. 147 Jon realises that he doesn’t want to stop feeding

Human - Mag 147/152 - For Jon

Couldn’t decide where this goes chronologically, but these in these two eps jon is seriously debating his humanity and disturbed that he even needs to do that 

Isle Unto Thyself - NA 

 this fits....somewhere in this season. I believe i see this as Jon singing about Martin’s isolation, but really its just applicable to their whole situation

Train Remastered - MAG 154 - PoV Jon

a fukn EASY one FINALLY. 

THis bitch is Jon asking Martin to blind himself with Jon so they can run away together. Their romantic arcs got me feeling all sorts of ways

No Eyed Girl - MAG 157

this is so literal lmao its just Melanie and Georgie

Not Human - MAG 158 - About Daisy

She’s spent so long serving the Hunt and trying to undo its power over her, and she really just Did That(tm) for her friends. We stan a werewolf queen

Monster - Many MAGs

honestly can fit Martin, Jon, Melanie and Daisy at different points, but i think its a good end to Daisy’s character arc currently

Ship In A Bottle - MAG 159 - About Martin and Peter

I like to see this as the climax of Martin’s Loneliness and his relationship with Peter as well as like the culmination of Peter’s deal with Elias and Martin’s Deal with Peter

It’s Alright - MAG 159 - To Jon and Martin

Jon Rescued Martin from the Lonely and is finally able to have a purpose and they are allowed to Be Okay

Honeybee - MAG 160 - PoV Jon

WE STAN TRUE LOVE AND SATISFYING ROMANCE IN THIS HOUSEEEEEEE

Great Vacation - Thematic transition

If Honeybee was the first 2 minutes of 160, then we know what’s coming next. The Scottish Cottage isn’t a vacation

Just Did A Bad Thing - MAG 160

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Its the end of the world as we know it - Season 5 trailer

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[artnerd1123]

alright so in fnae au how do the nights go?

Oh rad, this is exactly where I left off on that other ask??? Cool :0

Also this gets really long soooOOOO sorry y’all ‘^^

Ok, so, the nights... kiiiinda go like the ones in fn/af 1 and 2? The first game is the one I’m most familiar with, so its def the “base” of the au here, but there’s aspects of the second game that factor in as well. (And a tad of sister location but shhh thas night 5). Take this as u will.

Journ, our trusty player dude, starts off in his office every night with the doors/lights, camera tablet, and a flashlight. He must be mindful of his power (for doors/lights/cameras), but his flashlight runs on separate batteries.

Seraph is out on the main stage, Roo in a secondary closed stage (like pirate’s cove), and ruffy’s in one of the party rooms. Seraph and ruffy are the only two that move around the place. Roo stays put unless he’s not checked up on.

The animatronics are friendly, but complete darkness seems to send them all into a weird... frenzy. Might be related to the wacko sorceress who runs the place...

Keep all this in mind as I discuss our nights! Here goes!!!

Night 1: very much your standard tutorial night. We get a call from Aiden to talk about the place n what to expect, as well as talk about the newest animatronic (seraph). She’s a bit camera shy, but u can locate her via music playing in whatever room she’s in. She moves around a lil bit that night, but it’s nothin crazy. You jus gotta keep her outside the office cuz it’s known to be a dead zone for animatronics, and you wanna keep em operational. Night ends easily enough.

Night 2: Aiden talks to u about Roo this night! He advises u to keep checking up on the dude, and to tell him he says hi if he pays u a visit. Seraph is more active, and roo is too, albeit more slow/timid. Again, keep em out the office. Getting in is bad.

Night 3: Aiden introduces us to ruffy! Says he feels bad for the dude, and says he’s secretly been fixing him up. Ruffy is active, and, while he seems perfectly fine if he gets in your office, he puts a drain on ur power. Best to keep em out. Seraph and Roo also step up their active-ness; seraph becoming more aggressive about getting in (she says she has smth to tell u), and roo rlly wanting comfort, respectively.

Night 4: this night, Aiden confesses something weird is up with evangel. He says he’s gonna stay late the next night to try and see what she’s up to, since she’s being secretive and weird. All the animatronics have stepped it up tonight, and all seem on edge. You gotta work real hard to keep em out of the office.

Night 5*: this night is different than all the others!!!! Aiden’s stayed late, as promised, but he didn’t leave a message this time. He’s called you from inside the building. It appears he’s locked himself in the spare parts room, and is being kept from leaving by Roo. Panicking, he informs you that evangel has done something (aka used curses) to all the animatronics, and you need to get out/rescue him so it can be sorted out. This night, the main power is out. You have your flashlight and cameras (running on the same battery! Careful!) but you’ve gotta leave your office to go get Aiden. It’s a fun time of running away from seraph/ruffy, hiding, listening to audio cues, and making ur way to spare parts to get Aiden out. Roo gives u some trouble, but you’re able to stun him momentarily via flashlight (Funti/me foxy reference, aww yis) to get past, if u time it right. Have fun escaping the place after that!

Night 6*: Bc, c’mon. Who doesn’t love a bonus night. You’re back in the office, but this time, you’re guiding Aiden around to fix the animatronics via camera system. U gotta keep him safe/hidden on top of keeping everyone out of ur office. Good luck!!!

*Note that night 5 & 6 may have bonus corrupted evangel appearances! Kinda like gol/den Fred :0

Aaaand yeah!!! Thems the basics!!! Do with this what u will ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

[lasulipoint]

21 questions tag

thanks to @psychoticstarfish/@starfish-sims for the tag!!

rules: answer 21 questions, then tag 21 people you want to get to know better.

nickname: ava but people call me whatever they feel like

zodiac: pisces sun, aries moon, libra rising. one time i sent my sun/moon/rising/venus/mars sign to someone i follow for one of those ‘send in ur signs and ill describe you’ ask games and they straight up responded with “you are such a chaotic person i cant rate this” and like, i feel it

height: 4′8″ ://

last thing searched: blackboard for [insert school i go to here] bc it wasnt working on chrome for some reason

favorite musicians: i’m an indie folk loving Bastard catch me blasting gregory and the hawk’s entire discography at 3am every night

if you had a time machine, would you go back in time or visit the future? uuuhhh hmmm. theres stuff i wish i could change but i Also do not want to deal with a lot of things that went down in years past so... maybe the future? just to look around and see

do I get asks? no dfsjfhskdjfsk so i was surprised to get tagged in this

following: 111

would you rather be rich or famous? oh i want Money please and thank you

amount of sleep: i have insomnia but also have to wake up at 6:30 every morning so like 5-6 hours on average ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

what I’m wearing: striped t-shirt w/ tweety bird embroidered on it and denim shorts

dream job: laying facedown in a mossy forest

dream trip: the mossy forest that i will lay facedown in

if you were an animal, what would you be? a rat, but one of the dumbo ones

what are some of your favourite books/films/shows/games/etc? okay so for books..... i was that weird ass warrior cats-obsessed kid growing up, and undertale is like my favorite game of all time because im epic cringe man. i dont really watch movies or shows but every single studio ghibli movie slaps. i will watch ponyo and spirited away until i die

play any instruments? i played the flute for one (1) year as a kid and sucked at it

language(s): english, but i took italian for 4 1/2 years and remember None of it and am only now picking it back up

describe yourself as aesthetic: bog witch but like, fancy about it

i dont really know who to tag!! if anyone following me wants to do this but hasnt been tagged yet, just say i tagged you

[idkthylocinesareprettydope]

Since @darkabsolwriter wants to see me crushed under the pressure of my own awkwardnes, here we go! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ (that's fine, no worries)

Rules: Put your music on shuffle and list the first ten songs then list 10 people.

1. Goodnight and thank you - Evita

2. Carnivore - Starset

3. Cloud [Kagamine Rin] - E.L.V.N

4. Kill yourself - Bo Burnham

5. Just be friends [Megurine Luka] - Dixie Flatline

6. The fly - Cosmo Sheldrake

7. The Reynolds pamphlet - Hamilton

8. BITE - Troye Sivan

9. I've decided to marry you - A gentleman's guide to love and murder

10. Masked bitcH [GUMI] - Giga-P, q*left (Shooze cover)

I'm bad at social interaction, so here's your general licence to claim I tagged you even if I technically didn't. Also: some people I interact with to varying degrees:

@iwantlotsoftacos @laughconfetti @airearthandsunfire @hatteria @all-the-berries @umbercario-sablesable