#love is stored in the shark

[anthotneystark]

So my family isn’t the type to actually say the words “I love you” a lot, and it’s fine, we say it with actions, with gifts, visits, all that. Most of the time if it’s said its when we’re walking out the door or hanging up the phone, just a quick “love you, bye” type deal. Which is fine, we’re all good.

But my little brother (who’s not so little these days) came home Saturday after his errands and stuff and he handed me a stuffed shark, kissed the top of my head and told he he loved me. Which. I need a sec, because that’s more than our usual. I was staying at the house with him to help with the dog, and I hugged that shark all night long. Because it’s just a stuffed shark, just a generic thing from target.

But you know what?

Love is stored in the shark

[bio-hazard]

the only downside of being hyperfixated on charlie and being transmasc is that i saw a shirt that looked so much like something he would've worn pre glow up / nerdcicle era and i genuinely had to force myself to walk away and not buy it then and there

[leninldud13]

Maggie Maco (Glutton)

She so happy

[dreamertrilogys]

brat summer day ft. today’s haul (middle). guys idk how many $9-12 purchases i have left in me….

[imminent-danger-came]

^ this is how i see you (/pos)

I'm absolutely honored

[not-alpharious]

A lot of people tend to think that the Carcharodons were created after GW retconned the Space Sharks because their chapter name was too silly for the more serious tone 40K had adopted but this is wrong. Both SM chapter exist simultaneously and Tyberos and who ever the hell the chapter master of the Space Sharks is are boyfriends. I don’t make the rules, they just appear in my head as thoughts and I arbitrarily enforce them, sorry.

[notaclothingstore]

I just think that if I encounter a shark while at the beach tomorrow it won’t eat me because we will be best friends actually

[snootlestheangel]

Me: *tells a couple really cool fun facts to my older sister via text*

Her: *affectionately* Your autism is showing lol, also super cool facts

Me: *sitting here with 21 tabs open that are all horse figurines because my collection needs more* Me, autistic? Wha- You're crazy!

[sweebat]

I don’t remember where or when I picked this up but I’m glad I have it with me

[shiny-rock-in-the-sand]

My uncontrollable urge to pull up and read the entire wikipedia page on spiderman every couple of hours is really messing with my cool girl persona

[sharkiiv]

Guess who just bought six old and limited edition Playboy magazines....

haha...

[noisycowboyglitter]

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[adiadagaki]

richbf!satoru takes you out on lavish shopping trips weekly, designer stores only because why would he take his girlfriend (future wife) to such a low class place when he had millions upon millions in the bank.

richbf!satoru doesn’t like taking you to fancy restaurants really, but he loves splashing on unique experiences you will never forget. He has taken you on Safari’s, diving in the Coral reef, the Blue Grotto, you’ve held a monkey, he has even taken you in a shark cage. What’s the point in having all the money in the world and boring his girlfriend with just another meal? These are memories you will carry with you forever.

richbf!satoru makes his American express account joint, so your card has your own name on it. Everything that is his is yours, especially his money.

richbf!satoru is sure he has developed some new kink that revolves around you covered in diamonds. He is a regular at all the finest jewellery stores: Harry Winston (his fav), Cartier, Bvlgari, Graff. There is nothing greater in his eyes than having you under him, legs kicked over his shoulders as your neck which is dripping in diamonds catches the light. Reminds him just how good you look wearing his money.

richbf!satoru spends months picking out your engagement ring because it has to be perfect, one of a kind, big but not gaudy, at least seven figures and be timeless so you never tire of it. So imagine his elation when he strolls into Mr Winston’s store and they show him exactly what he has been looking for.

richbf!satoru plans your engagement trip the moment he returns home with the ring in the box. If he has it, why wait? Am I right?

richbf!satoru takes you to Italy two months later, and before the sea and a sky full of stars, he pulls out a box which has a star of its own inside; a radiant cut 5 carat diamond on a pure platinum band.

richbf!satoru slides the priceless piece on your finger and officially makes you his fiancé with a statement of a piece.

I wrote this because I am mourning a Jimmy Choo bag I will probably never own. Currently accepting donations lol.

[woodsyhaj]

i did another >:]

hell yea eldritch horrors x megalophobia

[goquokka00]

SKZ vs Shark Week (Bangchan ver.)

How would each member of Stray Kids handle you while you're on your period?

BANGCHAN | MINHO | CHANGBIN | HYUNJIN JISUNG | FELIX | SEUNGMIN | JEONGIN

WARNING: This is a female reader going through their period. If the topic of a period/anything that has to do with a period makes you uncomfortable, then don't read it. Just remember that there's nothing wrong with a woman's period. It's a perfectly healthy body function :)

THE MOODS Bangchan never fails to notice how your mood always changes whenever you're a few days out from your period. He's an observant man of 7 children, he WILL notice when something is off with you. Specifically when you get more depressed than you usually are.

You don't eat as much, you bed rot more, you never feel like going out, and you constantly look like you're two seconds away from crying. You also wear the same clothes for a few days at a time, because you don't have it in you to change out of them. And so, Bangchan takes it upon himself to love up on you more.

The more depressed you get, the more cuddly he gets in return. He'll hold you, give you kisses, compliment you over and over, all to make sure that you're okay. If his princess is feeling down, then he'll do everything in his power to lift her spirits back up. And nothing...NOTHING will stop him.

THE BLOOD Simply put, your flow actually isn't that bad. Yeah, you bleed for a few days, but it's nothing horrible. The part that's horrible (more so for Bangchan than you) is that you don't wanna cuddle when you're bleeding. While it's not heavy and it's manageable, you don't want to potentially leak on him. It'd be beyond embarrassing.

But Bangchan? He gets pouty and mopey when you tell him that you aren't gonna sit on his lap while he works. He knows it's because you don't want to accidentally leak, but come on! So what if you get blood on him, he'll happily risk the cleanliness of his pants if it means he can have you on his lap. But he also respects your wishes. He respects it with a grain of salt, but...he respects it.

THE PAIN Through your period, you do end up getting a few cramps, but it's nothing horrible. They aren't as bad as some horror stories you've heard of, but they're bad enough to where you're never really comfortable. Sitting or standing or laying down in one position for too long gets to be seriously uncomfortable, and you have to change. The horrible thing is the tender breasts. They just feel so heavy and sore, it's horrible.

That's where Bangchan comes in. He knows that you go through this, and so he pretty much makes it his soul mission to take care of you however you need. You need pain killers? Done. You want him to rub your stomach? Say no more. You need the heated blanket for your chest. He's on it.

There are even times where he'll go out and get you some treats for being such a trooper for dealing with this week of uncomfortableness. And of course, each treat comes with a shower of kisses and "I love you's."

THE PRODUCT Not once has Bangchan ever complained about running to the store to get you pads or tampons or whatever you might need. Why would he? You going through your period means two things; you're healthy, and you're not pregnant. And right now, both are good things.

Also, he has a sister. So of course he's used to the products that came with periods. He doesn't cringe when he sees the used wrappers and wrapped waste for the week. He's used to it.

For you, he's buying the best of the best. The first time you asked him to get you some pads, he had asked an employee about which product was the best, and got you that. Along with a new heated pad, a big heated blanket you could both cuddle under, your favorite snacks and drinks, and chocolate. He isn't skimping for you. He knows that your period is your least favorite time of the month, so he'll do whatever he possibly can to spoil you so you don't suffer as much.

Anything for you.

Hey! Firstly, thank you so much for reading this post, and I really hope you enjoyed! If you did, please like, reblog, or comment so I can see how I'm doing with writing and getting feedback! I hope you have a lovely day! Sleep well, stay in good health, and eat something if you haven't! ❤️❤️❤️

Taglist: @miss-daisy04 @kayleefriedchicken @wolfs-archive @stayyyyyyyyyyyy21 @wolfs-howling @rose-w-00-d

[pastel-peach-writes]

Hii, I LOVE UR FICS!! 🫶🫶🫶 so i was wondering what would caitvi do when their S/O was on their period 🤔🤔 (idk if this is PG-13 😭)

Love, anon

Hi! Yes, this is perfectly PG-13. Thanks for requesting!

Shark Week | CaitVi x Reader

╰┈➤ PLOT: Headcanons of CaitVi with a S/O on their period!

╰┈➤ WARNINGS: No Y/n, Not Proofread, No Spoilers(S2)

⍣ ೋ Enjoy!⍣ ೋ

– Caitlyn and Vi are understanding when their partner is on their period. The pair gets them too so they know how excruciating periods can be emotionally and physically.

– If you're the person who gets cramps really badly to the point where it makes you nauseated or cry, they're always there to provide for you.

– They give you medicine, home remedies, heating pads, and tons of cuddles if you want them. One of them always has a hand on your abdomen when you cuddle. They think it's comforting to have their hand there and honestly, the touch from them and the warmth from their hand is so you never told them to pull away.

– (Unless you were in so much pain that you didn't want to be touched).

– Vi and Caitlyn get you whatever snack you need when you're on your period.

– Let's say you're a huge fan of chocolate, on and off your period, so the girls get you a small basket of all the chocolate they could find or your favorite just because they know it soothes you.

– Maybe you like spicy food instead on your period. Caitlyn finds that a bit strange since spicy foods typically make cramps worse... but they get you spicy food anyway.

– If you're the type of person who gets really emotional on their period, Vi and Caitlyn understand and try not to rock the boat too much or lend an understanding ear.

– Maybe a commercial with a puppy in it made you burst into tears or maybe the kitchen cabinet didn't close the right way so you exploded into a rage and cussed the cabinet out. Either way, they don't judge and always try to talk you down from your rage or ease you when you're crying.

– Of course, the two of them look at each other in a mix of fear and concern when you get ridiculously angry over inanimate objects, but they keep their comments to themselves. (Or at least wait till you aren't in the room to talk about it).

– When you three are out and about or working and your period comes unexpectedly, somehow, they're always prepared.

– Caitlyn never leaves the house without some period products on her. One time a cute girl needed a pad the day Caitlyn didn't have one in her bag and she's regretted it ever since. So in addition to pads, she keeps tampons and liners in her bag too.

– If you're the one to use a cup, she'll only have a brand-new one still packaged in her bag but only when you guys aren't home for days at a time. Otherwise, you gotta deal with the pads and tampons.

– If you're out and you bleed through, Vi is the first to see (if you don't spot it first) and will guide you to a different room to change. The girl will literally give you the pants off her legs to help you out. She doesn't care.

– Obviously, she can't walk around in public with no pants on, no matter how much you and Caitlyn loved her legs, so you would decide on using her jacket as a coverup instead.

– Around shopping centers or stores, they won't hesitate to buy you a new pair of underwear, pants, and more period products when you bleed through.

– If you're at their workplace, they already have a few extra pair of clothes because sometimes, they bleed through too

– And if you're at home, they'll just tell you kindly if you didn't spot it first.

– If your period stained the sheets, hey it happens sometimes, they'll clean the sheets without a problem.

– Honestly, CaitVi are really understanding about periods and won't ever judge. (Unless you're being a little mean to the sink faucet because it's not getting hot quick enough).

– Another thing they like to do with you is cuddle up with your favorite snacks and what whatever movies you want to see. If you have no movies in mind, then you three would find movies that sound interesting.

– You always fall asleep first if the pain isn't too much to bear. You couldn't help it.

– You were warm, fed, well cared for, and cuddled in the comfort of your bed surrounded by your girlfriends who would do anything to make sure you're happy.

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