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miss-americana-reputation · 2 years ago

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Strawberry Kisses

patrick verona x fem!reader

smut

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“hi.” i smile at patrick at my window. “hey.” he smiles back at me. “put that out.” i tell him, looking at the cigarette. he puts it out on my outter window sill and climbs in. i smile as he’s on his grounding and i softly kiss his dimpled cheek.

“angel.” he smiles and turns to me. “hm?” i hum as he rubs my back. “nothing. you just look cute.” he smiles. he leans down and connects our lips. “it’s strawberry.” i smile at my lipgloss flavor. “mhm.” he nods and connects our lips again.

“why don��t you go and lock your door, darling?” he smiles. i get all giddy as i go and lock my door. i look over at him in his all dark colors outfit sitting in the baby pink and white room and bedding.

“i thought you wanted to just do homework?” i ask. “see any books?” he smiles and pulls me so i’m sitting across his lap. “pat.” i smile as i softly kiss him. “seems like you want this also.” he smiles and escalates the kiss.

“mhm.” i nod and softly rest my hand in his hair. i feel his hands slip up my shirt and softly cup my breast. i smile against his lap as he softly tugs on my shirt from my matching sleep set. “wanna put on a show?” he smiles and i nod.

i get up and slowly take off my clothes, leaving me in my light blue underwear. “shit baby.” he sucks in a sharp breath. “come here.” he pats his thigh i sit back down. he connects our lips and i softly drag my hips against his thigh and i gasp into the kiss.

“pat.” i moan into the kiss as he softly gropes my breasts. “you taste so-fuck.” he says and moves so he’s on top of me. “i can’t go to school with marks.” i tell him. “why? father gonna make you confess all of your sins?” he smiles. “please.” i beg. “okay.” he smiles and kisses me softly.

we continue to make out on top of my bed, my hands sliding all over his body. “pat.” i say, panting from the heavy make out session. “yeah?” he asks. “take it off.” i pull on his shirt. “okay.” he smiles.

he takes off his shirt, combat boots, and pants, leaving himself in his underwear. he climbs back onto me; hitting a spring that makes my bed groan. i push my hands onto his chest and make him pause, i search for any sound of my parents up.

“hear anything?” i whisper to him. “no.” he whispers back. i pause and then nod, him leaning back down to kiss me again. he climbs on and deepens the kiss. i let out a small moan as his hand slides down my body.

“please.” i whine. he smirks and slips his hand down my underwear, teasing my slit. “fuck. looks like you want this more than me.” he teases. “yes.” i nod. “please.” i beg. he smiles and curls his fingers into me.

“oh.” i gasp. “fuck. like that?” he asks. “mhm.” i nod and grip on the sheets. he speeds up his hips and i hold back moans so they’re muffled between my lips. “fuck, you feel so wet.” he grunts.

“please.” i beg. “yeah?” he smirks. “i want you.” i whine. “want what part?” he smiles. “y-your cock.” i stutter. “okay.” he smirks. “just had to say that.” he pulls his fingers out of me. he sticks them into my mouth and i quickly lick them clean. he pulls them out and searches into his pants pockets for a condom.

i watch him as he finds one and pulls down his boxers. he tears open the condom foil with his teeth and slide it down his angry red cock. i look up at him with wide eyes and my mouth starts to water at his member.

he smiles and connects our lips again. i tangle into his hair and he lines himself up with me and slowly slips in. “fuck.” i moan against his lips. “shit.” he gasps.

he pulls away and picks up his hips. “y/n.” he quietly moans. “oh.” i moan and he shushes my by sliding his thumb into my mouth and i suck on it. “fuck.” he basically melts. “yeah, suck on it. good little slut.” he says and speeds up his hips.

he leans his head down by mine and pulls his thumb out. “come on. let me hear those pretty little sounds.” he coos. “pat.” i moan as quietly as i can. “yeah? like how i’m making you feel?” he smiles. “yes!” i breath out.

he covers my mouth with my hand and speeds up his hips more. “hear that?” he says, talking about the sloshing sound his cock in my sopping core is making. “fuck. that sounds make me so fucking hard.” he says.

“pat.” i look up at him. “yeah?” he says. “i’m close.” i whine. “hold you. you can right?” he taunts. “mhm.” i nod. “good girl.” he smirks. he continues to thrust into me, me barely holding on. “pat!” i whine. “come on, fucking come.” he says.

i let go and finish while he helps me through it. i come down to see him finishing. “pat.” i whine and squirm. eventually he finishes and pulls out. he pulls off the soiled condom and ties it off the buries in under my trash in my trash can. he shoves his limp dick into his underwear and gets dressed.

“angel.” he says. “yeah?” i hum. “where’s the secret stash?” he asks. “closet in the shoebox, the one in the left corner.” i point. “okay.” he smiles. he gets me cleaned up and into a pair of my underwear and shorts. he gives me the shirt he came in with, then he swaps it into the extra shirts i keep for times like this.

i keep extra shirts for him so i can some and he can leave one and wear another one. “i have to go.” he says softly. “i’ll call you tomorrow night.” he sits beside me. “okay.” i nod. “goodnight angel.” he smiles and softly kisses me. “goodnight. get home safe.” i tell him. “i’ll do it, only for you.” he smiles and heads towards my window. he leaves and i shut it behind him.

i turn off my lamp and climb into bed, with memories of him floating around my head as i sleep.

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macbooth · 1 year ago

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full of childish whimsy in a hostile fashion tonight so here’s every shakespeare clown i can think of and whether or not i think i’d beat them in a fight

(i do not mean fools i mean clowns. they do not need to be the secret genius of the play. if they are stupid in every way shape or form i am including them here)

Puck (A Midsummer Night’s Dream) No chance. Bro’s got that magic and ALSO has a big strong scary fairy king as his bear, like, do not separate them. If I even tried throwing hands at this cunt I’d get torn to shreds and used as glitter dude, I’d be over. 0/10

Nick Bottom (A Midsummer Night’s Dream) I could but I’d feel bad. I also think he’d put up a really solid fight. Like this is out of donkey form, bro was a physical worker. Like I reckon I could win a fight with some of the tradies I’ve seen but I don’t think it’d be easy. Also he’s just really dumb so I would feel a little bad. Donkey form though, I’m running away. Scary as shit. I am afraid of horses though. 6.5/10

Touchstone (As You Like It) Absolutely I could beat the shit out of this man. I hate him so much. Full of hostility towards this fucker. His clothes aren’t even subtle I could find this bitch in the forest no time and hunt him down and rip him to shreds, fuckin court jester doesn’t even have the roughness of the country on his side. 9/10 (-1 point cause he definitely fights dirty but I just hate him so much I’d win)

Jaques (As You Like It) First off he’s absolutely a clown. Second off I’ve played him before so my word is gospel. Third off bro has no fucking chance against me. He’s a podcast bro who thinks I don’t know that Tame Impala is one dude. I’d ask him why we can’t print more money and he would explode instantly and it would be the funniest thing he did with his life. 10/10

Audrey & Corin (As You Like It) I’m lumping these two together cause in the show I did they were one character (and I also played them). I wouldn’t even want to fight these two. And even if I wanted to Audrey would absolutely be able to beat the shit out of me and I would thank her. Our setting was in semi-modern country Australia, that girl would have a shotgun. 2/10

Autolycus (Winter’s Tale) Just like Jaques to me. He might be a little bit harder because he’d change costume and I’d get confused because I have no object permanence but other than that what has he got. Bitterness? Resentment? Bitch so did I when I was 15 grow up experience love. 8/10

Falstaff (Henry IV parts 1 & 2, Merry Wives of Windsor) I don’t actually know about this one but he is very punchable. I feel like he’d let me punch him and I think one punch would be enough for me. I think that would satisfy my urge to punch him. He may be a knight but let’s be honest he’s shit at it so I stand by this. 4/10 (just cause I don’t really give a shit)

The Dromios (Comedy of Errors) I absolutely could beat them in a fight but I would feel So Bad. You see how they’re literally already treated in the play, I wanna give them a break. That being said they’re both kinda dicks but they’re going through it already so I’d wanna give them a breather. I would win though, even if they both were attacking at once. 7/10

Launcelot Gobbo (Merchant of Venice) He’s such a prick but I would be laughing too hard at his name to fight him. Bro’s name is Gobbo. Bro’s name is basically Gobby. Imagine being named Blowjob. I would lose my mind. I would laugh so so hard I would collapse. My heart would fail. Biggest L name out there bro. Launcelot Gobbo oh my god. 3/10

Launce (Two Gentlemen of Verona) Nah man he has an attack dog. I don’t care what breed of dog Crab is in a production I fully believe he would kill for Launce, that’s just their dynamic. I understand them better than anyone else (I have a dog). Also he’s already working for Proteus, is that not punishment enough? 4/10

Speed (Two Gentlemen of Verona) I mean I definitely could fight him. I don’t imagine he’s got much fighting experience. But once again, he has to deal with Valentine which does feel like it would be cruel to inflict more onto him. Like Valentine’s not as bad as Proteus but fuck is he stupid. Also if I accidentally flubbed a punch Speed could absolutely tear me a new asshole with his words and I would sob and cry and literally never recover. 4/10

The Porter (Macbeth) Fuck no. Bro definitely has a knife on him at all times. I can’t explain why I think this I just do. He works night shift, he definitely doesn’t get paid enough for his dog shit job, he would absolutely try to stab me just to spice up his evening without me starting a fight. 1/10

Trinculo (Tempest) Yes. Sorry, you’re Russell Brand? L. I could kick your ass. And he’s like drunk for half the show, and almost fucked a fish. I doubt his judgement is good enough to say the alphabet backwards let alone dodge a punch. He couldn’t even get Caliban to kick my ass (who definitely could by the way) cause Caliban fucking hates him. Bro, failwife to Stephano should pay more. But it doesn’t. 8.5/10

Dogberry (Much Ado About Nothing) Without Verges? Yes. With Verges? No way. Those two are a power couple in the dumbest possible way. He would absolutely try to get me arrested though but I simply would not go to prison. What’s he gonna do? Send me to prison? I’m already not going. 7/10

Mercutio (Romeo and Juliet) No chance. Unless Romeo fucked up so bad like he did in the actual play, I would have no chance against this dude. I wouldn’t even want to even if I could. I’m a Benvolio stan first and foremost and a person second you think I’d wanna fight his bestie? Only exception is if it was an actual fight club and not just a pure fight out of hatred. I feel like Mercutio could give Brad Pitt Fight Club Realness, outfits included. I would still lose though. 2.5/10

Don Adriano De Armado (Love’s Labour’s Lost) I reckon I could wreck this dude’s shit. You know that gif where the fuckin dude is doing all these cool sword moves and then he just gets shot? You know the one. I forgot where it’s from but you know the one. That would be this fight. Armado would bust out his flair, his razzle dazzle, his pizzaz, and I would just deck him I think. That’s the power you need in this world, I think. Power of fist to face. Peace and love. <3 8/10

Costard (Love’s Labour’s Lost) I do not think Costard would realise he was being fought even as he was actively getting hit in the face. I know how to say honorificabilitudinitatibus, he doesn’t even have that against me. Bro couldn’t even confuse me with that, I learnt that, like an adult. Anyway yeah I’d kick his ass. 9/10

Holofernes & Sir Nathaniel (Love’s Labour’s Lost) This is the same man to me. I would destroy them both. Fuckin nerds. Flowery ass language nerds. I support gay rights and gay wrongs but the only reason I couldn’t fight those two gay muppets who heckle is cause they’re too far away (in a theatre booth), these two gay muppets who heckle are right in front of me. I’d kick their tweed cladded asses. 10/10

Jaquenetta (Love’s Labour’s Lost) She is just like Audrey to me. I could never bring myself to hurt her. Also she’s pregnant and I feel like it’s fucked up to hit a pregnant woman just for fun. Also she could absolutely wreck my shit. Please wreck my shit Jaquenetta. 0.5/10

Moth (Love’s Labour’s Lost) This little fucker should be an INSTANT knock out but I just know this fucker bites. He’s a shit talking 8 year old? Oh he plays wolves on the playground, I just know it. He plays wolves and he’s definitely been suspended for it, I just know it in my heart. Sure, I could kick him, but he would grab hold of my foot and try to rip it off. We would shake hands and agree to part ways, having met our match. He, who plays wolves, and me, who played fairies, leave the fight with our heads high and respect in our hearts. I am kidding of course but I do think we would tie. 5/10

Lear’s Fool (King Lear) There’s already so much fighting going on, I don’t even think they’d notice if I just started kicking this dude. Not only could I fight him and win, I think I’d get away with it too. I’d win not only physically but socially too. What’s he gonna do? Tell his boss? Bro he’s preoccupied with his whole kingdom crumbling, grow up. 9/10

Lavatch (All’s Well That Ends Well) This is more meta but my hatred of this play would fuel me here. I would fight literally anyone in this play if given the chance, not a joke. I would get in the ring with literally anyone from this play, but honestly, out of them all I weirdly respect Lavatch the most, maybe because he at least knows that he’s a cunt, unlike literally everyone else who Just Suck. I do think he’s probably scrappy though, so I wouldn’t leave unscathed. I also think if he got the upper hand he would be so so awful about it, so I’d really have to fight. 6/10

Sir Toby Belch & Sir Andrew Aguecheek (Twelfth Night) Andrew is canonically bad at fighting, and honestly I do not believe Toby would be any better. Love both of these guys but if I had to fight them both at once I think I would be able to just move out of the way and they’d bonk each other on the head like a cartoon. They’re just silly guys. 9/10

Maria (Twelfth Night) Every woman clown could beat my ass. Audrey, Jaquenetta, Maria, they are all so special to me and would all also fucking destroy me. Maria especially cause I just know she is full of hate. You don’t hatch a plan like the Malvolio plan unless there’s something deeply worrying about you. She’s a Scorpio to me. <3 I do love her, she’d demolish me. 0/10

Feste (Twelfth Night) Would actually kill me. -5/10

I know I’ve definitely missed some but uhhh don’t expect me to remember every clown even if I’m neurodivergent about these plays please. <3

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