#love how they make them cook together and kiss and woohoo and such

[folie-a-deux]

i love how some fannibals cope by creating hannigram in sims and then making them live the happy murder husbands/family life that we never got to see

[amymbona]

My silly Challengers sims world

Hello and welcome 👋 in this house we love fun and we love the throuple so I made them a little life in the sims 4 <3 let's take a look at how they live.

Their house looks very humble. The day started with Tashi reading a book (I made her a little bookworm <3) and the boys watching some TV.

I shit you not like twenty minutes in and Art is already flirting with Tashi. They end up doing the woohoo...... Even Patrick was flabbergasted.

After they're done, naked Art kisses Patrick and he begins doing some work out in the bathroom (the most normal thing in this household).

Literally five minutes later, the boys are doing the woohoo..... Poor Tashi is pissed that she can't sleep in her bed (idk why she's suddenly bald and walking around naked).

Patrick is feeling jealous most of the time, very angry too, and he spends most of his time just napping in that clown ass pyjamas. It took me a while to adjust the polyamory settings so maybe that's why he was feeling so insecure.

Patashi hugs <3

Ah yes.... The problem.

The three did some cooking together, although Patrick didn't feel like participating. He then invited Art into the bedroom and they did some dancing together.

Art is apparently the only responsible one, as he provides for the family. He works as an amateur entertainer. And he's really proud of himself :)

Now Tashi seems to be the one who's constantly tired. She also had some bad period cramps :(

Since I can only put ten photos in a post, I'm gonna make this a little series and I'll tag it #challengers sims so you can find it on my profile <3

[changingplumbob]

New Goth: Chapter 4, Part 5

James meets with the social worker (and I don't understand why the internal lights at 100% illumination refuse to illuminate)

CW: Moderate sim spice Content Warning Guide

To say that Alexander and James are happy to have a room to themselves again would be an understatement. Give these two an inch and they’ll be all over each other.

James: How was your first day at work love

Alexander: Good, I got a promotion

James: On your first day? Seems like a reason to celebrate

Alexander: Mmhm, you are now sleeping with a food critic

James: Oh I’ve been sleeping with a food critic for years *kisses neck*

Alexander: *laughs* I don’t complain that much do I? And if I do it’s only about stuff I cooked

James: True

Alexander: I missed this *kisses* You and me and our bed sweets

James: I know what you mean

Alexander: With Milton on a whole other floor and not directly below us I think we can have a round or two without worrying about noise. So, how about it? Want to share your bed with me Mr Goth

James: Just try to stop me

The pair’s woohoo life is paced to what James can handle. Alexander doesn’t want his husband’s heart giving out so most of the time is kissing and words rather than action but Alexander likes it that way. He’s always been a bookworm and James’ time as a teacher gave him an extensive vocabulary. Of course nothing quiet beats a quiet “I love you” whispered from one man to another around their peak.

When they’re together Alexander forgets his less than moral reasons for pursing James. Whatever his intentions were originally he’s deeply in love now. Part of him wants to keep James to himself for as long as he can but he knows James has always wanted kids. As the pair end and snuggle up to sleep Alexander sends a wish to the universe that he can be a good father. He couldn’t bear to let James down.

The morning leaves room for a different type of love as Hamlet is feeling needy and wants snuggles.

Before Milton leaves for school James makes sure to boost his confidence.

James: Just remember, if you’re comfy in that suit that’s what’s important. Other people’s tense moodlets are not your problem

Milton: Thanks Uncle James

James: You should know I’m seeing the social worker today

Milton: About adoption?

James: Yes. I promise not to bring home Stuart Little

Milton: Who? Oh I better go or I’ll miss the bus

James sighs to himself and tells Gertrude off for hitting the bin again. Of course telling offs don't do much when they're followed by snuggles.

Alexander: Are you sure you’re fine going by yourself? They won’t dock us points or anything

James: You just got promoted, you have an appearance to maintain at work. Don’t worry, I have half a dozen stories of how you’ve helped Milton under my belt if they ask

The social worker has set up a meeting at the local library/café so James does not have far to travel. He gets there early and grabs a small table in the corner while he waits. Right on time the social worker shows up.

Harper: Mr Goth?

James: Yes, that’s me. Mrs Ali I assume

Harper: Yes but really Harper is fine. It’s not a trap I use to screen prospective parents, I promise

James: That’s a relief

Harper: Now I have looked over the paperwork you and your husband submitted

James: And how is it?

Harper: Obviously finances are not a concern for you

James: That's right

Harper: And you’ve retired? So there will likely be a parent at home most of the time

James: Yes, I’ll be there

Harper: Good. And what about your brother in law, Milton?

James: He’s home when he’s not at school

Harper: I mean is he prepared for a new face at home

James: He knows all about it, I think he’s rather excited about having someone closer to his age around. Uh... not that we would make them spend time with Milton if they didn’t want to. We're not trying to adopt a babysitter

Harper: That is the one other thing I would like to check

James: Yes?

Harper: I see you and your husband have indicated you would like an older child, possibly a teen

James: Correct. I would like someone who’s going to remember me

Harper: I see. Adopters are not always interested in the older kids so you've made my day

James: I was a teacher for most of my life. I believe all of them deserve someone in their corner

Harper: A noble thought. Now I’ve looked at the hobbies you and your husband have indicated and there is one in particular who may fit well if you’re up for it. From being a teacher you must have some experience with kids that fall outside the normal

James: Um... up for it?

James: They’re not violent are they? Because I am getting on and I don’t think I could handle-

Harper: Oh no no no, don’t misunderstand me, she’s not violent

James: So what’s the challenge

Harper: I suppose you could say… she is an odd duck

James: But she doesn’t hurt others

Harper: No sign of that Mr Goth. She has been in a series of homes for the past couple of years

James: She has?

Harper: Yes. There were personality clashes with prospective parents. While I don't want to put you off I feel it's best for her to go to a family who knows what to expect. She needs her next home to be a good fit or I fear her confidence will be dashed irreversibly

James: My husband does come from a family known to be odd. What do you think we need to know?

Harper: She can be... competitive for attention

James: What teenager isn't

Harper: *laughs* true. She also tends to try charm her way through situations due to her family history which we'll need to discuss

James: I see. Are her parents still… alive

Harper: We don’t know for certain. She was left with her grandmother at the age of three while her parents went out of town on a business trip. They were workaholics apparently. The grandmother never saw them again, she assumed they had grown bored of their daughter

James: Oh. Does she have anything of theirs? To remember them by?

Harper: I- I’m not sure. You’d have to ask her

James: So did her grandmother pass away? Is that why she's in the system?

Harper: Not exactly. Do you know what an esoteric shop is

James: No

Harper: Think tarot cards, crystals, candles, teas and incense. Stuff like that. Her grandmother was running a very successful one where she helped out a lot. Just before she turned eleven her grandmother was arrested for fraud. The woman is currently incarcerated and as such cannot have custody

James: I see. So she’ll… what? Trick our money from us

Harper: Normally she only charms the gullible and despite that shows high compassion for those she feels affection for. However she can be slow to trust and open up to others. Sometimes testing them. I think with you and your husband being the intelligent sort you’ll not fall for any schemes, and your history as a teacher should have given you the ability to bond with teenagers

James: Right. So when can we meet her

Harper: You… still are interested

James: Yes. I was serious when I said all kids deserve someone in their corner

Harper: *smiles* I can set up a meeting, see if the situation would be good for your family and her

James: Does that mean she'll be interviewing us? She may not want to be adopted by someone so old

Harper: Don't worry Mr Goth. The personalities of the adopters matter a lot more to these kids than how old or mobile they are. I promise you, she does want a place to belong

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[imsofuckinggayforwomen]

can we get some akaza x reader fluff? i’d love some headcanons about how akaza would treat his lover and the things he does to show his love <3

Ofc he’s my favorite feminist woohoo!!

I’m back on the head canon train guys look at me go (it’s 12:22am I’m still several states away from home and idk why I have motivation to write but here we go!!)

Warnings: none

Azaka x Reader fluff headcanons

- it probably took him awhile to accept his feelings for you. He had struggled with the internal battle of betraying his late wife for someone else. In the end, he realizes that his wife would only want him to be happy.

- extremely polite and respectful when he confesses, making sure you aren’t uncomfortable with his feelings.

- overjoyed when you return his love. his face would light up all cute and stuff sjsncnj

- always asks before physically touching you unless you tell him he doesn’t have to ask. With that he’s always clinging to you whenever you’re around.

- you are way more important to him than muzan or any mission is. If you are a human he’d keep you safe from other demons and keep you hidden from the other upper moons.

- if you were a demon, he’d be a little less tense but still protective nonetheless.

- Physical affection and words of affirmation are his love languages. Likes to hug you whilst whispering about his undying love for you.

- there’s never a moment where you feel lonely with him, his attention is always focused on you.

- loves when you sit down and tell him about your day. It makes him happy knowing that you enjoy the life he provides you.

- if you want something, he’s got it for you the next day. No questions asked.

- he cooks, he cleans, he basically worships you. You’ll never even have to lift a finger when he’s around.

- studies and partakes in your interests so he can better understand them. Purposefully practices the activists you enjoy, just so you can enjoy them together.

- constantly brings you flowers, love letters, chocolates, anything you could possibly imagine after he returns from longer missions.

- 100% buys you clothes and let’s you do a lil fashion show for him.

- his kisses are soft and sweet, his lips always trailing after yours when you part for air.

- there’s no inch of your body that he hasn’t kissed. not in a weird way…you freaks.

-bro just sees you as his goddess and does everything in his power to ensure your happiness

I hope u enjoyed that tooth rotting fluff, my teeth already hurt.

[ohem1111]

rownan finally had enough courage to ask reyna to come over to his place for a date. they made vegetable dumplings together but he learned that reyna hates cooking. not really a deal breaker, cooking isn’t his main things but he does enjoy it.

they talked a little more about what they a looking for and how they feel about each other. while rownan admitted to being attracted to her, she just kind of skirted around the topic a little. (she has a neutral attraction to him)

“i’m so glad you were interested in coming over, i don’t know how i got so lucky to have someone like you for a dinner date tonight”

“i have no idea what what you mean” she says rolling her eyes and giggling at the kind remarks

“i mean it, you have to be the most beautiful woman i’ve ever met.”

“oh gosh that’s so kind of you haha… i, you are very nice and i really admire your work… um i don’t know what to say i’m a little flustered”

“you don’t have to say anything, i just wanted you to know that i find you really attractive and would love to get to know you more if that’s alright with you. what do you think?”

“um yeah of course keep making me these veggie dumplings and i’m never leaving haha”

a little later into the night they step outside and enjoy the late night fall air while rownan makes them some drinks. reyna checks her schedule for the next day on her phone and decides that she could stay a little later. after a few more drinks rownan asks if he could kiss her and

she jokingly replies with a “i wouldn’t complain if you did”

they agree on her staying the night and going into the office together the next day. they head upstairs to show her the guest room if she’s like to have her own bed for the night. (what a respectful king) she sits down on the bed and pats the spot next to her for him to come sit.

they ended the night and finally went to bed around 3am but not before they got to woohoo.

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[lunarsniperwifle]

I havent posted in a while so here's a lil life recap!

I started HRT in august!! Woohoo!! Its been going really well, Im so happy.

I had a lil vacay with my parents after my Tia's wedding in October, read cover to cover a book (Legends & Lattes, very fun very cute, and gay) and its the first book Ive fully read in a few years and cover to cover in about 24 hours in many years. It really sparked a lot of joy and got me back into the reading mood. Plus the story hit like all my boxes (fantasy, coffeeshop au style, sapphic, retired adventurer, past coming to haunt and help).

Next thing I read was She Loves to Cook She Loves to Eat. SO. GOOD. i adore them, i cant wait for more (i think i saw the author is on break atm which of course is fine take care of yourself!!). Im loving where its going, that theyre older women, that theyre falling/have fallen for eachother but dont know how to bring it up and are hesitant BUT working towards taking the next step together. I cant wait for them to communicate, and kiss.

I also got into Im In Love With The Villainess and omg. I adore it so much. I watched when it had like 4 eps out, watched em all. And then immediately bought all the light novels, manga, and claires POV LN that were out. And then proceeded to read all core/main LNs in less than a week. Then Claires then the manga. I adore it, I fell in love with this story so fast and stayed up nightly reading almost one LN a day for a week. I think the 2nd one is my fave, and it makes me so excited for the anime and for the manga to get translated and released. I am dying for the 2nd one from Claires POV as well (im sure i could maybe find it online same with the manga since thats up to the looks like Lily/Yu arc now in japan) but i kinda wanna wait for the print to come out so i can physically have and read it like the others. Rae and Claire's story means so much to me, and especially Inori-san's writing in general and being serious about certain topics and actually diving into them. I hopw with all my heart it continues to be animated, i have a feeling we'll wind with the scales of love arc for season 1 and tease vacation arc for start of 2 (and probably go through to the end of LN 2 for season 2 mayhap?) It deserves to have the entire story told through animation honestly.

I also got the bloom into you manga (got the 1st one to read and see if id like it and shocker i do so i have the rest of the manga, LNs, and manga anthology on the way and might get the bluray of the anime eventually to watch). Ive really liked the 1st volume so far, it has me excited to find out how the story and relationship develops! Also wow! It was very fast at getting into the love feelings i was kinda surprised (pleasantly)

And then when im done with that have the Whisper Me a Love Song in my sights for the next yuri story to dive into and adore.

Its been a wonderful time. Im real happy :3

[doubledash7]

The Sims 2: Uberhood Playthrough - Round 1 (Broke)

Hello all! Long time, no see! I've been very slack lately, but here I am with another part! The next Broke family!

Here we have Ruby and Trigger Broke, along with their dog, Duke (you may remember him from the last Broke part as the offspring of Danny and Sarah Broke). Ruby and Trigger are cousins, and have recently said goodbye to Trigger's sister, Susie (she got married to another family that we will see in a future part).

Ruby is Skip Broke's older sister. While not normally present in Pleasantview, I recreated the extended Broke family and added them in. After playing The Sims 3 Riverside, it just didn't seem right not to have them here. Ruby is a Pleasure sim and is looking for love!

And here is Trigger, Ruby's paternal cousin. He is a Fortune sim and looking to make the big bucks! He is also not opposed to finding love, especially since his younger sister got married.

Ruby and Trigger both work part-time, and they like to spend their days heading down to the local bar. Ruby found herself oddly attracted to the older Joe Graham. Things didn't get off to a great start though, with their first conversation turning sour very quickly!

Trigger didn't have much luck at the bar, but he did manage to catch the lovely Claire Wood walking past the house and struck up a conversation with her. Claire seemed very happy to meet some new! Meanwhile, Ruby tried to smooth things over with Joe on the phone.

Uh-oh! Ruby woke up this morning at the beginning of a midlife crisis! This means that her aspiration changes to Grow Up and her personality will be in regular mood swings! Watch out Trigger!

Having just aged up to an adult and wanting a bit more independence, Dustin Broke moved in. He would have to share a small room with Trigger, but that didn't bother him. Plus it was another Sim to help out with the bills.

Trigger decided to ask Claire out on a date at, you guessed it, the local bar. Trigger sure knows how to show a girl a good time, even toasting to her while waiting for their food. Maybe this tactic has worked before with other girls. They ended up having a good date, despite spending most of it on the "Okay" level.

Ruby decided to opt for a home cooked meal with Joe. Despite their age gap, Ruby couldn't help but see the youthful side of Joe. That bad initial conversation turned out to be a one time thing, and their relationship really began to take off from there.

This is one of the reasons I love ACR (Autonomous Casual Romance). Claire made the first move with Trigger, securing their first kiss together. Clearly Claire is a girl that likes the simple life of bar food and being toasted.

Now Trigger and Claire, when do you think your second date will...oh, never mind.

Enjoying a post woohoo meal, Trigger and Claire's early dinner was interrupted by a chance card for Ruby, who works as a Coffee Shop Sound Engineer. As always, I roll between one and three to pick an option. This seems to work very well with the midlife crisis too, as Ruby's actions would be very unpredictable at this stage.

And....she got fired. You should know better Ruby than to just hide damaged equipment, and now you pay the price! Luckily Ruby was able to find a job as Fish Chummer pretty quick. There are bills to be paid, and drinks at the bar to be paid for.

Ok, this is now just cruel. Not only did she get fired, but she also picked up the flu! Straight to bed with you! I take the flu very seriously with the more dangerous sickness mod being in my game. I've lost sims before, and it can happen in an instant!

Well Trigger is looking to put a ring on it! Looks like Claire Wood has been able to tame this bad boy!

And Ruby got immediate FOMO and decided she also wanted to get married. It's not a competition guys.

Joe said yes! Ruby and Joe happily embraced! It may seem quick, but you have to remember that each day in my game is one year in real life, so they have known each other for three years at this stage. Neither of them could afford to throw a big wedding, so they quickly went down to city hall and made it official. It may start to get a bit crowded in this trailer.

Oh Dustin! You too! At least yours was just a demotion. The last thing we need is two of you being fired.

Oof, maybe Claire wasn't ready for marriage after all. Or maybe she expected her engagement to be more thoughtful and grand than in the front yard of the trailer. Poor Trigger!

Ruby immediately wanted to try and have a baby. At this stage, Ruby is getting close to 50, so she knew it would be hard to fall pregnant. Luckily on her third go, we heard the sweet jingle of pregnancy.

One day (and one real life year) later, Claire was ready to say yes to Trigger. It's lucky she said yes, as Trigger may have started to question staying with her. They also had a quickie wedding at city hall.

Score! Finally a lucky chance card, this time for Trigger.

Ruby was soon ready to give birth. Little Kaylee soon arrived! Only Claire was available to help her with the birth.

They grow up so fast!! I think Kaylee has taken a little bit too much of her father's face. It will be interesting to see her as an adult. Being a Libra, she will also end up as a Romance sim.

Kaylee growing up to a toddler was also enough to knock Ruby out of her midlife crisis. No more mood swings! Yay!

Duke also grew up. This is the first time I have seen the offspring of Danny and Sarah grown up. They make cute dogs!!

And we ended the round with a surprise pregnancy with Trigger and Claire, resulting in Davey! He is a real cutie! With seven sims and a dog all living in a two bedroom, one bathroom trailer, it was time to split them up. Trigger and Claire moved out with Davey and Duke, along with Dustin into a new trailer, ready for the next round! Hope you liked this part! Please let me know what you think. :)

[fragmentedinnocence]

kazuha relationship hcs (m! 1/2)

summary: random ass head cannons about our beloved bastard. 1/2 cause im too lazy to finish the second half. when im done with part 2, ill just merge them together

pairing: m!reader

warning(s): mentions of alcohol consumption as well as suggestive comments and jokes

mmm yes hot canadian man that i loST THE FUCKING 50/50 TO JEAN

ya’ll were crushing on each other likes hopeless romantics and some shit smh gayest shit ive ever seen

kazuha couldnt help but get flustered every time he saw you. especially the couple days after your/his confession. bitch cannot stop smiling and turning into a god forsaken tomato

free cuddles woohoo! and kithes >:) hes a bit mean about it tho so do expect to pay him back some way. i’ll let your mind wander as to what happened that night

LOVES cooking for his s/o- and pretty much anyone!!! sometimes, when you come home from work, you’ll find hot canadian mf making some reall delicious inazuman cuisine!!

whenever kazuha makes his special dangos, he makes each.. dango-sphere thing look like an adorable ass slime. you nearly mistaken it as a plushie <’3 mihoyo wink wink nudge nudge

your relationship functions into two different ways; either its a long distance relationship or you spend time with kazoo at the crux! 

if you mostly spend your time apart, you’ll find small little souvenirs and sappy love letters being sent to your mailbox!!

if you end up following kazuha around during his journey overseas, ohhh boy.

you’re dead

at first everything seems normal. the crews chilling, flowing throughout the ocean with the wind by its side.. its quite peaceful

unless you get sea sick you’re gonna have so much fun-

when it gets darker though, its when the beer bottles start popping open. and the crew is suddenly louder then a twitter mob :’)

i’d say kazuha is more of a clingy drunk and a moron drunk. bitch does you dumb shit whenever hes drunk. prob falls asleep on your shoulder, lightly snoring n’  adorable mcshit

or, if he passes up the opportunity to drink, he’ll stargaze with you up at the front of the ship. calling out weird looking constellations and making fun out of them

or, maybe, the two of you are cuddling in your cabin. listening fondly as the waves brush by the alcor, and how the laughter that once rang freely throughout the ocean, is slowly starting to retreat to slumber... at precisely 5am

FORHEAD KISSES!!!!!!!!!!!!........ whenever hes in front of the crew and is just yknow.. to embarrassed to give you a kiss on the lips, he’d settle for your forehead- 

kazuha prob has a pretty decent alcoholic tolerance. or at least, hides his drunk..i-ness from people with his quiet demeanor and overall pretty casual behavior. but you catch on quickly 

[kung-fu-headcanons]

haii! love your headcanons! (I dare you to find out who I am nyehehe >:3) sorry if this sounds odd but do you have any headcanons on my furious 5 + Po ships, Tigress x Po (of course lol-), Monkey x Crane, and Viper x Mantis? thank yew UwU

👀 I have a strong feeling you're yarart4ever

Also dang I expected for me to have a ton of headcanons for each but it turns out I didn't even have that many qwq meh whatever-

Tigress x Po

Tigress is not one for emotional words, much less emotional actions (you can really see how she takes from Shifu here lol), so she could be all head over heels for Po but he would have no idea until she tells him

Po is aware that Tigress doesn't seem interested (hint: SEEM), I mean she doesn't even seem to be buying into their friendship but she does care a lot for him, it shows if he's severely injured, she's just really,, sophisticated.

Po is always trying to get her to loosen up and also to spend some more time with her and Tigress is always unhappy with it and she pretends that she hates it, but as more and more time goes on it's getting harder and harder to hide the fact that she really does enjoy these outdoor trips

Tigress: Would you all stop accusing me of having a favorite. I like Po and all of you non-Pos equally.

Po: wow thanks Tigress

I kinda feel, Tigress confessing to Po would be a total accident, and while she's bewildered at what she's done Po just kinda.. laughs it off and reassures her that she's completely fine, and that he feels the same way back

Tigress is always the first to get up in the morning, Po always sleeps in. He does the cooking for the house tho lol cuz Tigress kinda can't cook.

I really wanna call Po a simp cuz he kinda does simp a lot for Tigress but I'm not too sure if I, someone that's not in the franchise anymore, should determine that-

Po is really loud and open about their relationship while Tigress just wants him to pls be quiet about it for once cuz for her it's a bit of a private thing

The thing is everybody knew that even though she claimed to not have a liking for him, she did, so when they announced they were a couple the gang wasn't too surprised

Crane x Monkey

Tbh, a lot of stuff that can be said for this ship, can come from Prane, since Po and Monkey kind of have similar personalities.

Only difference is, Crane has (obviously) known Monkey longer, and he's more used to his antics

Crane is chewing on the last piece of gum from a really good pack, Monkey pulls him into a kiss so he can lowkey steal it out of his mouth 😂😭🖐️

Would fight over blankets in bed

Crane would sometimes ask Monkey to do a pose or something so he can draw him, cuz he does art, and he's darn good at it too xD

The most likely to get lost during a road trip. Like they suddenly realize they're out in the middle of nowhere and are like "oh well" and cuddle in the backseats

Monkey uses all his bad pickup lines on Crane and Crane laughs cuz it's funny and it's also really cute too

Monkey is good at puzzle games and stuff that requires strategy like chess, checkers, etc, Crane on the other hand isn't good at them at all. So Monkey will teach him to be good at it and use correct strategy

Monkey comes up with the stupidest sh/t and makes Crane watch him, because he refuses to join him. There was that one episode of Legends of Awesomeness where Monkey and Po where spinning in the turtle shell thing in the Training Hall and then where dizzy as frick and trying to kung fu- yeah that's what I'm talking about LOL

Viper x Mantis

Pretty unexpected, but ngl, they go together really well 👀

Sometimes Mantis will get really flustered at how kind and loving Viper is to him lol

Viper loves to go shopping and sometimes she'll drag Mantis along with her-

Mantis: Are we done yet? I wanna go back.

Viper: Yes, we're done...

Mantis: Woohoo, finally!

Viper: ...with this half of the shopping list :).

Mantis: ...

Mantis: Why must you be so cruel to me?

PLEASE I HEARD THAT IN THEIR VOICES 😭😭😭 anyways- Viper knows that Mantis doesn't like shopping (he actually doesn't mind it it's just Viper shops for HOURS on end and that's what he can't stand) so she'll only take him with her if she really wants the company

Mantis will on the occasion pick out some flowers and make them into headpins for Viper to wear. He'll also make flower crowns for her.

Both of them are really good at picking out gifts for the other.

[laviedavantgarde]

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#5

Franklin sporting NASA clothing because he loves to stargaze and learn about outer space.

Lamar knows how much Franklin is pissed that Pluto isn't considered a planet anymore, so he gets a shirt that says "Pluto Solidarity."

Franklin smiles, and asks him:

"Did you get anything for yourself, dog?"

"Yeah Frank! Check this out!"

Lamar shows Franklin his own planet themed shirt, but it says "I love Uranus." Lamar grins slyly.

Franklin shakes his head. "That don't surprise me, L. Not at all."

25 notes • Posted 2021-09-18 19:11:16 GMT

#4

*Gives air kisses to the sky* For Solo, Ogg, and Luke.

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#3

My sexuality is 20 something Trevor with long hair 😩

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GTA V Fandom on Tumblr be like:

Main Campaign: ~Trikey~

GTA Online: Pavel and Grognak the Destroyer: Attorney at Law

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#1

GTA V Characters Playing The Sims

Inspired by the post that talked about Tracey playing The Sims while Michael and Amanda argued downstairs.

Michael: Plays with a premade family, and tries to juggle their lives. Attempts to steal other Sims' possessions. Doesn't understand that a Sim's cooking level is based on their experience, so kitchen fires happen a lot and one or more of his Sims dies by fire. Will have to sell a window to be able to afford pizza because that's all his Sims eat and he splurged his Simoleons on something expensive, but useless.

Franklin: LOVES the pet expansion packs and tries to make Chop into a Dog Sim. His Sims reach the top level of their career choices, and spends time making his houses look sleek but lived in. Is disappointed that cars don't exist in The Sims 4, so he prefers The Sims 3. Doesn't play with cheats because he wants to earn money by climbing the ladder. Makes a female Sim that resembles Tanisha and makes his Sim have a romantic and loving relationship with her.

Trevor: Uses the Extreme Violence and Drugs mods for TS4. Tries to kill every Sim that he can and collect gravestones. (Think CallMeKevin from YouTube.) Takes pictures of his slain Sims and puts the photos on his walls as ~art~. He makes Sims look exactly like real life people he knows and lives vicariously through them because he wants his Sims to have good relationships with others. (Is a total reflection of his actual desire to be close to people.) Definitely uses cheats.

Lamar: Bought the base game and all of the packs on Origin for full price unironically. He downloads Chop to play with on TS4 Gallery. His favorite pack is the Get Together one so he can make Sim versions of the Chamberlain Hill, Ballas, and Vagos gangs to fight each other. (Has the Extreme Violence and Drugs mods to enhance the gang activities.) He simps for the female Sims he creates and has his Sim WooHoo with them. Uses cheats for Simoleons really. Makes his Sim super popular and attractive.

Lester: Owns the entirety of The Sims franchise, even the original CD's of the game. Definitely uses mods and is a modder himself with the newer Sims games. Knows the Sims lore pretty extensively and is bit of an elitist about it. Enjoys the challenges where you leave your Sims alone for a period of time to see what happens. He loves the fact that he is in complete control over their lives.

If you have any more GTA V characters headcanons about them playing The Sims franchise, I'd love to read what you're thinking! These five guys were the easiest to flesh out.

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[weeb-writor]

Bakugou’s S/O dies in a crash, leaving him a single father

Hello, gonna be very honest I forgot how to read properly and read a request wrong and wrote a 3000 word fic for it, woohoo! But i mean at least you guys get a fic from it, lol. Italics are flashbacks, bold is reality trying to pull him out of his head, and the regular text is reality. The actual request should be up tomorrow. Reader is neutral and I didn't specify the birthing process! Hope you all enjoy.

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Bakugou Katsuki x Reader

Bakugou’s S/O dies in a crash leaving him a single dad, he has flashes backs of your life together.

TW: Death, depiction of a car crash and blood. Kinde heavy angst

Words: 3052

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“I am so sorry sir but there's nothing we could do for them, w-” The doctor went on but the words slurred together in Bakugou's mind. This isn't how it was supposed to go, you were both supposed to grow old together. Supposed to send Kaori to her first day of school together. To bully the shit out of her first significant other. Go all out on each and every one of her birthdays. To give her at least 3 more brats to hang out with...to cry as you sent her off to college. This isn't how it was supposed to go, he was supposed to protect you, to be your hero. Everything you both had promised to each other was slipping through his grasped fist and the flashbacks were not helping either.

“Watch where you are going, Pomeranian.” You said to him.

“Pomeranian? The fuck, watch your mouth shitty extra!” He roared back at you.

“I think you’re the one who needs soap in his mouth, you're cursing every other word.” You cocked a brow at him.

“Whatever you god damn extra, get outta my way i'm gonna be late.” He backed off shocking his small group of friends.

“What the heck bakubro! If I said that to you I would be dead! You’re caught by the balls already!” Denki said pouting

“Whaddyah just say dunce face? I am not and it doesn't matter. I went easy cause they're so insignificant I wont see them again.” He said with a shrug as they walked into the training yard where their class was meeting.

“Alright, today we have a few helpers from other classes to help you with physical combat skills without the use of your quirks. Pair up with them, if you can actually beat them the first go than you pass. If you don’t, then well you fail, and will do supplementary training with me after every class.” Aizawa said, zipping himself into his sleeping bag.

“Hello class 1-A, Im Y/N. I am in charge of everybody you're about to fight, we've all trained in various types of Martial arts, and uhh you're probably all gonna lose but try your hardest alright?! I've got match-ups based on your physical abilities, so let's begin.” You said getting everyone into their pairs.

“So much for never seeing them again, huh?” Sero said laughing at the fuming bakugou.

“Yeah you’ll be seeing a lot more of me Pomeranian boy, but for now let me wipe the floor with you.” You said getting into a fighting position. He remembers how he lost that fight, terribly he might add. You only offered to help him after the loss, ignoring all his cries of protest. He didn't only lose the fist fight, he lost his heart to you. He had hoped you would never give it back to him, but here you are giving him his heart back. He hated these images, he wants them to stop.

“Bakugou”

“Go on a date with me.” You said as you and bakugou walked back to the dorms together after a sparring session.

“What!?” He yelled at you a deep shade of red.

“You know, on a date, and then you know if all goes well like 2 more before you kiss me and ask me to be officially yours because i'm not easy, you know?”

“Who asks like that!” He continued to yell.

“What did you want some flowers too, bakugou.” You giggled at him.

“You damn, dumbass! Fine but we're going now!” He said grabbing your hand and pulling you away.

“Wait but we are sweaty and I wanted to look nice! You're such a tyrant, Bakugou!” You sang as he pulled you away but slammed into his back as he came to a halting stop.

“Katsuki...call me Katsuki.” He said looking to the side with a blush. This moment was precious to him, your stupid giggle always brought brought blood rushing to his cheeks and made his heart race. As precious as it was, he begged his mind to stop, he didn't want to see what he couldn't have anymore… he wants to forget.

“Bakugou!”

“You know, if i knew you were so messy I wouldn't have moved in with you.” Bakugou yelled to you as he put up one of your many blankets that were always littered around the house.

“Sorry not Sorry, Kat, it's your fault for keeping this damn house like an ice box all the time.” You said as you shoved some more takeout into your mouth.

“And why did you order takeout, i wanted to cook instead of eating that shitty and so unhealthy food.” He nagged you some more but you only giggled. He smiled, that had become his favorite sound.

“Because Mr. Pro- Hero some of us are college students barely staying afloat! It's my last semester so let me live, you ass! Also you are so much like your mother babe, it's kind of funny.” You said to him. His head was bulging in irritation as he sat next to you.

“I can't believe I want to marry you…” He said shaking his head with a sigh. You put down your takeout and stared at him with wide, teary eyes.

“You want to marry… me?” You said to him, he chucked at you before placing a black velvet box in your hand.

“Yeah, so say yes and put the ring on.” He blushed looking away from you.

“You jerk, this is how you ask me? And like an idiot of course I'm putting on the ring with no hesitation.” You giggled around your tears, admiring the ring you had just placed on your finger.

“Yeah, as I recall, you asked me out the same way. Whaddyah want some flowers?” He teased you with a grin. You looked at him with burning passion before your lips met, engaging in a fiery dance of passion. Stop, stop. Please just stop, he begged his brain. At the moment he thought it was perfect, it was so you and so him. Now, he wished he did it on tv or yelled it from the rooftops. Maybe then it would have shown the universe, or god, or whatever was taking him from you just how much he needed and loved you. Just maybe it would have permitted this outcome.

“Bakugou!!”

You and bakugou stared down at the little 6 pound baby. She was sleeping peacefully for the first time since the girl came home, which was 4 day ago! Maybe it was because you had just taken her to meet her grandparents and she didn't want to deal with her grandparents much like her father.

“Give me that baby!” his mom said swopping the baby into her hands. You only giggled at her excitement but Bakugou threw a fit.

“Mom! She's a fuc-freaking newborn! You’ve got to be gentle and support her head! You’re gonna hurt her, it's dangerous” He shouted at his mom.

“Oh hush you ingrate. If that was true believe me kid you’d be dead by now, would've saved me a lot of trouble. Now come on little Kaori, I know you've got it.” She said looking down at Kaori.

“What's she got?” You asked curiously. The blonde did not respond, only blew a little stream of air on the baby's nose and then turned her towards you and the blonde next to you who was still pouting. The baby stirred before waking up giving you all the meanest mug you had ever seen come from a baby.  She stared at bakugou and then at you before going back to sleep.

“She’s got the bakugou bitch face or the bakugou glare or even the bakugou mean mug. However you want to call it but that doesn't matter cause she’s got it.” His mom said placing the sleeping baby in the basinet you guys had brought.

“Did that brat just glare at me!?” Bakugou whispers, causing you to burst into full belly laughter.

“What the hell are you laughing at?” he said to you trying to hide his small smile that was brought out by your laughing.

“Nothing, I just love you and I believe you just said H-E double hockey sticks so we're getting takeout on the way home, love.” You said kissing his cheek. He only stuck his tongue out at you before mumbling a quick ‘i love you back’. It's getting more painful now he's drawing closer to the day he knew his mind was counting down to. As much as he wanted to relish in the memory all he could think of was how Kaori wouldn't remember you or your melodious laughing. How he should have said I love you more clearly in that moment. He wanted it to stop, he wanted the flashes to stop, the memories to stop but they wouldn't and he knew because they were telling your story.

“BAKUGOU!!”

“Come here, dumbass I wanna cuddle!” Bakugou yelled from your bed.

“Hold on I just wanna call your mom and make sure Kaori is okay. It's the first time Kaori has been away so long. She’s only eleven months, she's probably scared without us.” You said with the phone in your hand pacing.

“Babe, if you are so worried you should know I called my mom while you were bathing. Kaori is chasings around my mom's fat cat. And my moms gonna call when they are putting her to bed so we can say goodnight. Now, get over here and quit worrying I want to cuddle you.” He said finally getting you relax enough to lay down, you rested your head on his chest.

“You're such a good dad, you were worried enough to phone your mom.” You said breathing in his caramel scent.

“Of course I did, I worry about you and Kaori whenever yall are out of my sight. I love you both too much yet not enough at the same time.” He said to you kissing the top of your head.

“Katsuki I want us to always be this way, I want to always be with you and kaori smiling. I love you both too much too.” You said back to him straddling him to meet his eyes.

“I want some more brats and a cat and a dog. I want everything with you. And I want it for forever” He said looking up at you with passion. He needs it to stop, he can't relive the same nightmare. He didn't want the image of you dying in his hands to replay, but that's where his mind was heading, wasn't it?

“Bakugou!? Can you hear me!?”

“You know when people said you become boring when you have a baby I didn't believe them but were totally boring. We just did 10 over the speed limit to pick up Kaori.” You said taking a glance in the mirror to see her cute little grumpy face.

“Baby I realized we were boring when we went to that baby store on our day off to look at baby stuff and we went “ ohh” and “awhh” to every third object we saw.” He said back to you with a chuckle. You giggled at him and your eyes fluttered shut for just a second, it was a second too long because when you opened them you slammed into a car ahead of you that had just been in an accident causing a pile up. Behind you a semi rammed into your suv doing terrible damage to the car and everyone inside. Bakugou was the first to wake and quickly fought to get himself free. Once he did he was all over you but you were in far worse shape and the metal of the car dug into you, slicing you open, and locking you into place.

“Noo.. Kat get Kaori first.” you whispered to him.

“Y/N, i'll get you out first, you're right here. Then we’ll get kaori together.” He said tears spilling from his eyes.

“Katsuki, please get Kaori first. Please, i'll try to get loose myself” You plead with him, he thought about it but you were more stuck than her and you were bleeding heavily from the metal cutting into your abdomen.

“Katsuki Bakugou! Her first, then me! I’ll wait for you, promise.” That was all he needed to hear, his heart ached for his little girl who was crying softly more shocked than hurt.

“It's alright baby we're gonna get you safety and then dadas gonna come get mommy and we’ll all go home cuddle.” He said as he pulled the baby from her car seat, recognizing ‘home’ and ‘cuddle’ she clapped at him. He planted gross, wet kisses all over her face before dashing to the place where he saw all the flashing lights congregating. It was a pretty big pile up so there were a lot of ambulances. He took the first one open.

“This is Bakugou Kaori, she’s eleven months and has no allergies to anything or any medication. I'll be coming back with Bakugou y/n who has a pretty deep gash in their abdomen and isn't allergic to any medication either.” He said as the EMT took his baby from him. He almost didn't want to leave her but he knew you were waiting on him, so he dashed back to your totaled car where he saw people crowding your figure as they had just pulled you out.

“Y/N!” He said dropping to the ground taking you from the girl who was holding you.

“Come on, you're bleeding a lot we’ve got to get you to the ambulance.” He said tears cascading from his eyes as he tried to lift you while simultaneously slowing your bleeding but as he lifted you not only did you scream, blood rushed out of your gash at a very alarming rate.

“We can't lift them, they're losing too much blood, the ambulance got to come down here….They’ll die if we take them down there.” Someone said as Katsuki placed you back on the ground. He wanted to yell at them and tell them they were wrong but he knew they weren't. As well as he knew the ambulance wouldn't fit down here, it was hard for him to fit through the cracks of the cars. He had to try though for you, for Kaori, and for himself.

“You're all hurt, go get to an ambulance and get some help, idiots.... And please, I'm begging you, make one of them come down here.” The group of people nodded as they raced for the ambulances.

“Told you I’d wait on you, Kat.”

“Yeah, you did such a good job, baby! You are so strong, love. They went to get help, everything's gonna be alright.” He whispered to you clutching your body closer to him.

“Who are you trying to convince me or you.” You laughed coughing up blood.

“Stop laughing, dumbass this isn't funny.” He gritted his teeth at you.

“Alright then stuffy, onto the serious business. I want Kaori to grow up knowing what love is, so tell her all our cheesy stories. I want her to grow up knowing she is so loved by you so tell her everyday from me and you that you love her more than anything. I want her to know she can come to you for anything so don't be such a hardass to her when she starts to rebel a little…. I don't want her to forget my face or my voice too much, so as much as it might hurt at first show her all the pictures and videos we took over the years. And when she's old enough to understand what happened tonight tell her she doesn't need to go to my grave if she ever wants to talk to me, I'm always watching over you both, promise.” You paused to throw up some more blood. “And now for you my love, I won't say anything to cliché. Like ‘i want you to find love’ cause we both know I am the jealous type but if it happens don't worry I'm not turning over in my grave. I want you to keep following that dream of yours if anyone can be the Top hero and a single dad it’s you, Kat. I want you to indulge yourself and eat takeout sometimes that stuffy diet of yours isn't fun. Be sad for as long as you need but just don't hold it all inside and try to continue on like everything is fine. It's okay to cry, to need a break or some help or both really. Lastly, Bakugou Katsuki, I love you and I am so sorry we didn't get that always and forever we wanted.” You said using the last of your strength to caress his cheek. He sobbed as he grasped your hand and held it tighter to his cheek.

“I love y-” he tried to say but stopped as he realized you were already gone. You didn't get to hear it back from him… the scream that ripped from him was pure anguish in its finest form. He should've been quicker to say it. He should have said it more often. He just should have. And now he was begging his head to stop playing these flashbacks to stop driving the knife further into his heart, he had a daughter he was trying to live for. He just wanted it to stop.

“DADA DADA”

Just like that he was drawn from his head. He looked around to see his friends and family staring at him in concern and his daughter at his feet with fat tears rolling down her face. He quickly picked her up, cursing at himself as he probably just scared her.

“What are you crying for you, little brat?” He started but paused as fat tears of his own rolled down his sunken cheeks “Everything's gonna be alright soon, so we shouldn't cry for too long okay, Brat.” He said as he hugged Kaori tighter than he should have. Somewhere in his mind he did believe it. That he and his daughter would be okay but for right now he was trying to stay afloat in the waves of suffocating flashbacks.

[pkmnshippings]

woohoo let's play top 10 fe3h ships!

1. DIMICLAUDE (what do you mean there's barely any canon interaction?? the king of almyra marrying the king of fodlan, their banter, the support, I'm fuckin weak)

2. SYLVIX (childhood friends to lovers yes please,, the pining, the angst, dying on the same fucking day I'm-)

3. FERDIBERT (delicious enemies to lovers, opposites attract, I can't get enough)

4. MARIHILDA (these two are cute as fuck, honestly adorable girlfriends, hilda supporting marianne endlessly, marianne treasuring every gift hilda gives her, please)

5. CASPHARDT (more childhood friends to lovers!! I may have a type lmao. bonus "lets run away together" which is just perfect)

6. DEDASHE (is that even the ship name? but yes soft boys bonding over cooking and gardening, ashe with his endless support, dedue appreciating how ashe doesn't judge him for where he came from, it's precious)

7. EDELETH (m! or f! tbh, their relationship is amazing in the crimson flower route, edelgard really does encompass yearning, byleth is good for el)

8. IGRAPH/RAPHNATZ (another one I don't know the ship name for lmao, and yet another childhood friends to lovers ship! the pining, the guilt, the forgiveness, the support...yes please)

9. DOROPETRA (dorothea became the person petra loved the most, do I even need to say anymore? perfect gorgeous girlfriends, dorothea is so supportive of petra and petra clearly cares a great deal about dorothea, I love them)

10. LYSICYRIL (this is the only straight one in my top ten unless you take m!byleth in edeleth, but they're cute as fuck. they have one of my favourite support chains and paired endings, and they're adorable! they make me bappy)

HONOURABLE MENTIONS:

MERCANNIE (they love each other so much, both such soft sweet angel girls)

MERCANNGRID (yes I do also love the three blue lions girls together, fawning over each other, supporting each other, loving each other)

LEORENZ/LORENIE (I freaked reading their paired ending for the first time! lorenz getting over his idea of marrying a noble woman and falling for leonie, who's powerful and common and perfect, and most importantly his friend, is just *chefs kiss*)

CATHMIR (the progression of their partnership, the trust, the support, I love it)

[mordoriscalling]

A Bench (and A Bunch) of Confessions

My first dialogue-only story. A meet-cute modern AU Bagginshield, hope you like it :3 You can also read this fic on AO3.

“Fíli! Remember not to push Kíli on the swing too hard!”

“I know!”

“Frodo, be careful on the slide!”

“Yes, uncle!”

...

“Good morning.”

“Hello.”

“I’m sorry to bother you but... your sons seem to have made friends with my nephew.”

“They’re my nephews.”

“Oh, forgive me, they look like they’re yours.”

“I get that a lot.”

“You’re not offended, I hope?”

“No, I don’t mind.”

“Good, good. Should we sit? There aren’t many free benches left.”

“Good idea.”

“Maybe that one?”

“Yeah.”

....

“I heard you call your nephew Frodo. Interesting name.”

“Well, thank you, I suppose. My family has a history of... interesting names. I’m Bilbo.”

“I’m Thorin.”

“Nice to meet you, Thorin.”

“You too, Bilbo.”

“Your nephews are Fíli and Kíli if I heard that correctly?”

“Yes. Fíli is the older one, with blond hair. Kíli is the little dark-haired terror.”

“How old are they?”

“Fíli is seven, Kíli is four.”

“Little terrors indeed.”

“How old is Frodo?”

“He’s six. Not that much of a little terror but still mischievous.”

....

“By the way, Fíli and Kíi are lovely names, I think.”

“Their father’s name was Víli, the boy’s names are derived from his. Family tradition.”

“His name... was?”

“Yes... car crash.”

“O-oh goodness, I’m so sorry.”

“Thank you. It was a few years ago, my sister and the boys are better now.”

“They’re your sister’s sons, then?”

“Yes. She’s a single mum but I try to help her as much as I can.”

“How lovely of you, Thorin.”

“It’s nothing.”

“Hah, I don’t think so, but let’s leave it at that.”

...

“What about you, Bilbo?”

“What about me?”

“You’re helping a sibling too?”

“Oh, no, actually. Frodo is the son of my cousins, Primula and Drogo but... they’re gone.”

“My condolences.”

“Thank you.”

“He calls you uncle, though.”

“It’s easier this way.”

....

“Uncle Bilbo, uncle Bilbo!”

“What is it, my dear boy?”

“I’m hungry!”

“Well then, let’s go home. Say goodbye to your friends.”

“Bye Fili! Bye Kili!”

“Bye Frodo!”

“Bye Frodo!”

“Goodbye, Thorin. It was lovely meeting you.”

“You too, Bilbo. I will see you around?”

“I should hope so, yes. Have a nice day.”

“You too.”

***

“Good morning, Thorin.”

“Hello, Bilbo.”

“Can I sit with you?”

“Sure.”

“Go play with Fíli and Kíli, Frodo.”

“Yayyy!”

“He seems excited.”

“If only you knew, Thorin. He refused to stop talking about Fíli and Kíli for the past week. He dragged me here every day because he wanted to see them again but you weren’t here. We slowly were losing hope.”

“Fíli and Kíli talked about Frodo a lot too but I couldn’t take them here. Work was busy.”

“Oh? What do you do? If you don’t mind me asking, of course.”

“I run a jeweller store, we sell the jewellery we make. I had three commissions for engagement rings only this past week. The clients had vague ideas about how they’d like them to look, so we spent a lot of time on each project. At least I started making the first one.”

“That sounds fascinating.”

“Just the family business I took over.”

“I think you’re far too humble, Thorin.”

“Indeed?”

“Well, that’s what I think about you.”

“You barely know me, Bilbo.”

“We could... we could change that, i-if... if you’d like?”

“Okay.”

“What? I’m sorry, I didn’t catch that.”

“I said, okay. I’d like that.”

“Oh. That’s wonderful.”

...

“So, Bilbo, what do you do?”

“Nothing as exciting as making jewellery, I’m afraid. I’m a literary translation professor at Rivendell University. Oh, and a landlord. That takes much more work than you’d think.”

“A professor? That’s something.”

“Why, thank you.”

“You look young for a professor.”

“Is that a compliment?”

“If you want it to be.”

“Are you –”

“Uncle Thoriiiiiiin!”

“What is it, Kíli?”

“I want to pee.”

“Okay. Fíli, come, we’re going home! Kíli, have you said goodbye to Frodo?”

“Goodbye, Frodo!”

“Good. There you are, Fíli. You’ve said goodbye to Frodo, have you? Good lad. Come on, you two.”

“Thorin?”

“Yes?”

“Same time next week?”

“Sounds good. Have a good day, Bilbo.”

“You too, Thorin.”

***

“Is this seat taken?”

“Oh, hello, Thorin!”

“Hello.”

“Please sit down. Frodo is already waiting for you on the playground, boys.”

“Woohoo!”

“Goodness, Thorin, look at that. They really like each other, don’t they?”

“Yeah. I think we should exchange numbers.”

“Oh?”

“We could arrange a play date some time. The boys do like Frodo.”

“That’s a lovely idea. Could you give me your phone, please? I’ll add my numbers to your contacts.”

“Sure.”

“Now add your number to mine.”

“There you go.”

“Wait. Thorin Durin? The Durin?”

“No other Durins in Eriador.”

“Wow. You mentioned a jewellery business but I’d have never thought you meant the biggest jewellery company in the area.”

“Now you know.”

“Indeed.”

“Does it intimidate you?”

“Not particularly, no. I think you should learn that it takes much more to intimidate me, Thorin.”

“Good.”

...

“Bilbo Baggins?”

“That’s me.”

“I recall a famous travel writer whose name was Belladonna Baggins.”

“That would be my mum. Goodness, I can tell you all about her. Actually, are you free this weekend? Because I am, so I thought –”

“Me and Dís are taking the boys on a hiking trip.”

“Oh, all right–”

“You and Frodo can come. I’m sure Dís won’t mind.”

“If you say so.”

“She wants to meet you anyway.”

“Does she?”

“The boys talk about mister Boggins a lot. She’s curious.”

“Mister Boggins? Oh goodness me.”

“Yeah – Bilbo. Your laugh’s beautiful.”

“O-oh, um. Thank you... Well, but look at the time! It’s getting late. Frodo! Time to go!”

“But uncle!”

“No buts, my dear boy! We’ll be late.”

“But!”

“You’ll see Fíli and Kíli on the weekend.”

“I will?”

“He will, Mister Boggins?

“Yes, Fíli, me and Thorin are taking you three on a trip!”

“YAYYY!”

“YAYYY!”

“YAYYY!”

“My ears.”

“Indeed, Thorin, indeed. Well, then. See you soon?”

“See you soon, Bilbo.”

***

“Thorin!”

“Bilbo.”

“Long time no see!”

“We saw each other three days ago.”

“It’s called a joke, Thorin.”

“You didn’t make it clear.” 

“Oh, hush. Our bench is free, let’s go.”

“Fíli, Kíli, don’t get Frodo into trouble!”

“They won’t listen to you if they don’t want to.”

“Thank you, Bilbo.”

“Glad to be of service.”

....

“Saturday was fun.”

“It was. Dís likes you.”

“Really? Here I thought she only tolerated me.”

“She just likes being scary. She’s a hell of a woman.”

“Oh, yes. She reminds me of my dear Primula. It’s a shame they could've never met.”

“Yeah.”

...

“Dís’s scariness reminds me of her brother.”

“I don’t like being scary.”

“True, you just are.”

“Yeah.”

“Don’t be so grumpy about it. I’m sure there’re many who would definitely consider your scary looks appealing. I definitely do see the appeal.”

“Bilbo, what–”

“Do you want a cupcake?”

“A what?”

“I’ve brought cupcakes. My dad’s secret recipe. Here. Help yourself, please.”

“It’s... it’s really good, Bilbo.”

“Thank you. I’m a good cook, if I do say so myself. I love cooking and baking. I like food in general, I... well. I think it shows.”

“I like it.”

“Beg your pardon?”

“I like it. I like the way you look.”

“That’s... really nice of you to say, Thorin, but –”

“Bilbo.”

“Yes?”

“We could cook something together.”

“What do you mean?”

“I don’t cook often, I don’t have time for it. You could teach me, though.”

“Teach you?”

“We could meet at my place. We would cook together, then have dinner, talk or watch something –”

“But Frodo... I don’t have anyone to babysit him.”

“Dís said she could.”

“Really?”

“Yeah. She said that I’m an idiot because... Bilbo, listen. I’ve been smiling for the past few weeks more than I had been for the past years of my life. Your text brighten my day and–”

“Thorin–”

“I want to date you, Bilbo.”

“Oh.”

“I understand if you don’t want that–”

“Thorin, you silly man. There’s nothing I want more.”

“Truly?”

“Yes.

....

“Thorin, your smile is breathtaking.”

“Look who’s talking–”

“UNCLE BILBO!”

“UNCLE THORIN!”

“Goodness, Frodo!”

“Kíli! What happened?”

“Fíli jumped from the swing and he fell and...”

“Let me look... It’s just a scraped knee.”

“But he’s crying, mister Thorin!”

“It’s because it hurts, Frodo.”

“Oh.”

“I think we should all go home.”

“Good idea, Bilbo. Let’s go, boys.”

“Come on, Frodo.”

“Bilbo?”

“Yes, Thorin?”

“I’ll see you at the weekend?”

“Of course.”

***

“Bilbo.”

“Good morning, Thorin.”

“Now it is.”

“Goodness, Thorin my dear, just sit down and don’t say such things.”

“You didn’t mind it two days ago.”

“Sunday was different.”

“Indeed?”

“Yes.”

“Thorin.”

“What is it, Bilbo?”

“Don’t look at me like that. Just kiss me, damn you.”

...

“YUCK, UNCLE!”

“EW, MISTER BILBO!”

“Hey, Fí, Kí, you know what? We can do whatever we want while uncle Bilbo and misterThorin are being gross!”

“Yes!”

“YES!”

[eolewyn1010]

Rambling

I’m salty, time to dissect a random piece of media.

So, there’s a very pretty little comic that crossed my dash recently. I’m not gonna link/reblog it here because it’s quite popular and I’m not in the mood for getting hated upon because of my negative opinion, but the synopsis is as follows:

Cinderella and her prince are happy together at first, but their marriage soon cools off because the prince apparently prefers to hang out with “younger and prettier women, daughters of nobles whose hands have never done a day’s work”, and Cinderella is bored out of her mind because she spent her entire life working and thus had never the time to develop any hobbies. She enjoys cooking and sewing, which is apparently not princess-y. Also doesn’t really take to court life with balls and representation and stuff, feeling it all is becoming routine. She learns all that nobility stuff and tries to get her prince’s attention back with a couple project, but eventually, he’s off to moon over other princesses again and she stops caring. One day, she finds the old diaries of a Princess Aurora aka Sleeping Beauty, becomes intrigued, then very intrigued with this mysterious far-off lady who loves poetry, eventually finds her, wakes her up and elopes with her. Many years later, they are two lovely old ladies running a bookshop and living their sweet married lives.

Cute, amirite?

Well.

Let’s start off with the prince, shall we? Why would he be so disinterested in her? We never get a reason for that. The story says that Cinderella did “stop worrying about a man who had gotten what he wanted from her”... eh, no? She’s his wife. He married her; that relationship should be worth something. If for no other reason, then at least for representational purposes and taking the effing time to make an heir. Why should he have already gotten all he wanted out of her? And what happened to their lovestory, anyway? He was very much in love with her once. What, was she not royalty enough to entertain him? But she showed a good will to learn - and teaching her stuff and sharing things with her she didn’t know yet would have been a very good reason to spend time together. It’s also established that Cinderella reads a lot and falls in love with Aurora over a shared interest in poetry. After it has been established that the prince wrote her poems and songs, so you can’t even tell me they had no common interests, because they obviously did. But I guess if we want to get the guy out of the equation, the only way to elevate the lesbian couple as inherently superior is by making the guy a neglectful, cheating dick. Whatever.

Then, Cinderella. WHERE’S THE COMMUNICATION, FOR HEAVEN’S SAKE? She tries to reconnect with the prince via spending time together, but at no point does she go, “honey, there’s something not right with our relationship, we should work on that.” At no point does she confront him or face her own insecurities about being not good enough of a partner. Maybe they could have worked it out, maybe not, but they sure could have found a better way of separating than Cinderella just running off into the night without ever telling her husband what the heck is the situation between them? Yeah, the prince is a dick, but we’re never shown Cinderella actively working on salvaging their relationship. She just stops caring - and doesn’t even communicate that. Cersei and Robert Baratheon had better communication than that; at least they could openly admit to each other that their marriage was garbage. There’s also the thing about “younger and prettier women”. Ew? In every Cinderella iteration, she’s younger than twenty, an appropriate age to be unwed in non-modern times. She’s also here about the same age as Aurora who was definitely a teen when she fell asleep, so... are you trying to tell me the prince is a pedophile? Or just that he’s shallow? Only that the first thing we’re told about Aurora when Cinderella finally sees her in person is that she’s ✨ beautiful ✨, so, double-standard much?

As for the “hands that had never seen a day’s work”... yeah, what is a lady suposed to do? Except managing THE ENTIRE FUCKING HOUSEHOLD of the royal palace, very much practicing the handicraft that women of higher stand are expected to deliver just the same (and no, I don’t mean pretty embroidery, I mean useful stuff, like repairing clothes, because clothes were expensive and you didn’t just walk to the next store and buy new ones whenever), administrative duties in the government (how does the prince have so much time to hang out with ladies? Doesn’t he have a country to run or something?), so Cinderella should have been massively out of her depth, not bored whatsoever.

And then, the relationship with Aurora. Which starts off entirely one-sided as Cinderella becomes attached to what she assumes is a dead girl who left some diaries. Which seems to count as love, apparently, considering she manages to wake her up and we have a True Love’s Kiss protocol to follow here. Thing is, I have feelings for people I’ve never met in person, online friends, not romantic feelings, but sure as hell the one or other massive squish. BUT - those developed via interaction. We exchanged questions, opinions, we discussed. I wrote something, and something came back. That’s how relationships are built. Cinderella gets nothing back from Aurora for the simple reason that Aurora is kind of fridged for the time being, so... how is that “falling in love”? And how is it better than her relationship with the prince? Woohoo, instead of marrying someone she’s spoken to three times at a few parties, she now marries someone she’s never spoken to at all! Great! Someone she really has things in common with, like poetry! You know, like the poetry her husband used to write for her when she still bothered to interact with him! The story has a time skip from “Cinderella finds Sleeping Beauty” to “many years later, happily ever after”, so we’re clearly expected to take for granted that they hit it off the second Aurora was awake. That Cinderella’s “fallen in love with diaries” was sufficient relationship-building. Also, “routine”? What, you think running a bookshop is never going to be routine? Hate to break the news to you, but love has to function in everyday life.

If you wanna have that lesbian princesses fairytale, why not write an original story instead of derailing an existing one? I guess I wouldn’t mind so much if the prince hadn’t been so trampled on as a character. He has to suck so the rest is great? Uhm, why couldn’t they talk about it and come to the mutual conclusion that they don’t work as a couple? Could make for an interesting fairytale to have people behave like adults.

Anyway. You wrote a queer lovestory, congratulations. I just don’t think it’s a very good one.

[keiratheraven]

Angela Pleasant and Johnny Smith: Baking Together

It was Monday at 6 PM. Another Bentley 8 members were at work at that time, meanwhile, the best cooks in the house: Angela and Johnny were making some cookies.

"You're not bad for a beginner, John."

"Beginner? I'm more expert than you know, Angie. I will prove to you guys that I can be the best cook in this house." Johnny grinned.

"Well, I guess you've never changed. You're still a competitive person."

"And that's the point of pride of me. Remember, I'm the leader of Bentley 8 Squad. So I have to be multi-tasking for you guys."

"If you say so." Angela smiled.

Suddenly, after they put the cookies into the oven, Johnny lifted Angela.

"Hey, hey, hey. What are you doing, Johnny? I know it's just the two of us left in this house for now. But you don't have to lift me like this. We're in the middle of baking cookies."

"It's gonna be long to wait for the cookies. I guess we better do this right away."

So, they kissed as he lifted her.

"I think I like you, Angela. No, I love you. You're so beautiful, smart, and witty."

"I love you too, Johnny. You're such a great leader, and I love how you protect us despite your PTSD and OCD. But I can't leave Dustin for now. I'm still in love with him, like... I'm still very much into him."

"It's okay. We don't need to make our relationship official like you and Dustin or Me and Ophelia. And remember, all of us are in polyamorous relationships anyway. You can love anyone you want in this squad."

"Yes. Too bad my endometriosis makes me difficult to woohoo with you boys."

"It's fine. I won't force you if you don't want to."

After 30 minutes, They put the cookies out of the oven. Then, they made out on the couch while watching TV.

After that, they fell asleep while cuddling on the couch. Dustin and Ophelia saw them like that when they went home, but they let them instead of being jealous or wake them up. Because secretly Dustin and Ophelia also had a date that day.

[prettywordsyouleft]

Invested

Prompt: #154 for @tanithrea​ – “I don’t want to hurt you.”

tanithrea said:

154 exo Baekhyun (angst with a rom happy end) Whatever inspiration hits you 👍🏻😉💖

Pairing: Byun Baekhyun x reader

Genre: fluff / gaming au

Warnings: talk of The Sims specifically / gaming in general (though admittedly I don’t know anything about other games outside of The Sims so the terminology may be a little off)

Word count: 1255

When you realised you would be stuck spending days in and out with Baekhyun at home, you had been kind of excited. With work keeping you both busy most days, there wasn’t a whole lot of time shared together. Which sometimes was good, especially when you needed to remain serious and his goofy mannerisms would bother you to no end.

But you were certain during this time together, you would be able to grow as a couple and really connect further. If anything, working from home might have its benefits. You swooned over fantasies of sitting side by side at the dining table on your laptops, legs entangled as you each worked your required amount each day. Or spending hours curled up in each other, light-hearted banter filling the sweet afternoon. Cooking dinner together and then cuddling up under a blanket to watch a movie marathon.

Everything you had envisioned was so sweet, so endearing, so perfect.

Of course, life wasn’t perfect and so you should have guessed that the time at home would be like this. As you stood beside your boyfriend’s gaming computer in his office, you placed your hands on your hips. “Baekhyun.”

“Not now, just give me five-”

“I’ve given you five hours, surely you can spend some time with me right now!”

“I’m so close to a high level. Please, Y/N, come back – ahh! Yes! That’s it! Hey Sehun, are you listening? I just levelled up. Are you anywhere near my squadron?”

Blinking slowly, you sighed, stepping out of the room and left him to it.

“Tomorrow,” you decided firmly.

Only tomorrow came and was followed in the same pattern of work, then individual play. And the same the following day and then the next he almost did an all-nighter.

You seriously contemplated if Baekhyun was dating you or Sehun, his co-worker.

After another disappointing day of being home and not fulfilling any of your couple fantasies, you hovered over the icon on your computer screen, soon clicking it with a giggle.

You weren’t about to just do nothing all day and if Baekhyun planned on gaming his time at home away, you could at least give it a go too. Opening up The Sims, you waited for the load screen to take you to the main page, clicking on Create-A-Sim. And then you got lost in creating yourself, Baekhyun and a version Mongryong, Baekhyun’s corgi as well.

After that, it was building the house and you were deciding on the interior design when you felt arms slide over your shoulders. You grunted, trying to push him off. “What are you doing?”

“Playing.”

“Oh, The Sims?”

“Mm.”

“Did you create us?”

“Mm.”

“Even in game life, you’re thinking of us huh?” he cooed, kissing the top of your head and leaving you to it.

However, he returned a couple of hours later, scratching his head. “Y/N, when’s dinner?”

“In three minutes,” you answered distractedly, sending your sim self over to the kitchen to make some macaroni and cheese.

Baekhyun was quiet for a moment, watching your actions, or that of your sim, and then chuckled. “Babe, I meant for us.”

“Oh. You can cook tonight. I did it for the last few evenings.”

“I suppose I can do that. You might set our apartment on fire if you’re this distracted.”

“I put smoke alarms in.”

“You know, you’re kind of weird with all your game talk.”

Finally lifting up your head to look at Baekhyun, you smirked. “The feelings mutual.”

You admittedly became addicted to the game. As your virtual lives continued, the more you wanted to see it all play out. You spent time bonding with your dog, you went on walks together, and then you did all the things you imagined when you found out you would be staying at home. Baekhyun would come up and kiss you on the cheek whenever he saw you, exclaim how good your cooking was, and even stare at you intently as you talked to him.

Sim Baekhyun, that is.

The real one was kind of put out by your new-found addiction. “Y/N, let’s do something together.”

“We already are. We’re on a date.”

“I meant us. Not them.”

“Oh no, I don’t want to hurt you!” you exclaimed, trying to cancel out the prank your freewill had suddenly come up with. The game was lagging and you tapped at it repeatedly, trying to stop the action before it gave you a negative moodlet.

“You’re hurting me by being more invested in Sim Baekhyun than me. What does he have over me, huh?”

“He’s attentive, spends time with me and doesn’t trade me in for a co-worker to game with. He has a healthy computer usage and prefers to snuggle up on the couch and whisper sweet nothings to me. He’s even proposed.”

“Okay,” Baekhyun breathed heavily, holding up his hands. “Babe, it’s a game.”

“I know.”

“You sound crazy.”

“No, I sound frustrated,” you admitted, closing your laptop lid and turning to face Baekhyun. You had to hide your amusement, the version before you looked much better than your attempts to recreate him. Pushing on with your complaint, you folded your arms across your chest. “Now you know how I felt.”

“What do you mean?”

“I kept coming in to ask you to do something with me and you would shoot me down for squadrons and legions and levels and Sehun! I just wanted to have some romantic bonding time with you and you saw this time as unlimited gaming opportunities.”

“You’re saying I drove you to this virtual life you’ve grown to love?”

You nodded. “If I wasn’t going to get it from you, I knew I could at least dream of someone romantic in the Sims.”

“I’m not that romantic, Y/N.”

“I know.”

“You should have told me, I would have stopped gaming and come and spent time with you.”

“How? You kept telling me, five more minutes or to hang on when I’d ask.”

Baekhyun’s expression softened. “I uh, get a little invested, don’t I?”

“Now you know what it’s like.”

“Well, can I find out what it’s like to spend the evening curled up with you? I’ll cook dinner too.”

“If you just wait for the date to end-”

Taking you in his arms, Baekhyun shook his head adamantly. “No. Not Sim us. Real us. I want to spend some time with you.”

“Just tonight?”                                                                                              

“How about we set an alarm. We each get some alone time and then after that, it’s all about us. What do you think?”

“Admittedly, I’d much rather the time I get to spend with you. Each day in a Sim’s world is only twenty-four minutes long.”

“That’s not nearly enough time to tell you how much I love you,” he replied and you nuzzled into him.

“I love you too.”

“Oh, and as for that proposal. He might have beat me to it in the game, but when the time comes, it’ll be far better than any attempt he gave you.”

“I was in my pyjamas, so I hope so,” you pointed out with a giggle and Baekhyun grinned.

“Well, I don’t have to do much to outdo this then.”

“Hey!” you chided and Baekhyun picked you up, carrying you off to the bedroom suddenly.

He stopped, narrowing his gaze on yours. “How many times did you woohoo?”

“Oh ummm…” Trailing off, you diverted your gaze as he gasped noisily.

“It looks like I have a lot to make up for.”

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