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Broke: Merlin is a royalist because he is a class traitor boot licker

Woke: Merlin is a royalist because he was raised a peasant in the sixth century and he has the perspective and values typical of that time period on top of his personal experiences with Arthur to give him faith in the enlightened despotism favored by Catherine the Great and Frederick of Prussia.

Bespoke: Merlin is a royalist because anyone who had to live through both the English Civil War and Voltaire's exile to Britain would come out the other side thinking democracy is stupid.

Transcendent: Merlin is not a royalist. He is the divine right of kings in human form. The avatar of Albion and its magic. He does not believe in kings because of Arthur. He believes in Arthur so Arthur gets to be king.

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No, but you don't understand. Arthur looked at Merlin like this:

And like this:

And also like this:

And like this, too:

Like this, this, this, this, this, this, this and this:

You can see him falling over and over through the seasons.

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I bet it feels good as fuck to kick someone in the head as hard as you can if you’re a horse

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im a blorbo apologist but also they did every bad thing they did and i will get mad if u ignore that. complexities

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i know what this situation needs…explicit fanfiction

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👁👁

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Hey how's the ovulation going

im a danger to myself and others

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don’t you just hate it when 🚙

um. sorry wait a minute [grabs mic]

can the owner of the blue honda civic move their car please. it’s blocking my post.

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y'all know that whole left-brained/right-brained thing is fake right? and the "brain fully develops at age 25" thing? and the "we only use 10% of our brains" thing? yeah they're all complete horseshit please yell at anyone who says them

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you can't "protect trans kids" if you're too scared to interact with them btw

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Aiming while moving: super useful historically, but much less common in modern archery. It’s still great for modern pratting about though!

Patreon - Everything else

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if i ever write something set in the united states im just going to do zero research whatsoever and make stuff up to sound cool it’s equality

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using google keyboard alchemy to create the most miserable emojis possible

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