#louis look at me

[hey-its-sybarite]

You know that thing when your husband slits your throat but you’re very immortal so you don’t die but when you heal the scar he gave you is gone so you wear a trashy sparkly blood red choker on your neck like an open wound right in the spot where he dragged his pretty knife across your skin? That thing?

[homosexualslug]

realized that both the beginning and the end of the happy paris stage of Loumand's relationship has this same contrasting orange to blue/green color scheme. and like. the visual metaphor of Armand literally leaving his cold, lifeless world behind him and choosing the bright, golden warmth of life with Louis instead of killing him like he was supposed to in that tunnel. but as soon as he chooses the coven over Louis, he separates from the warmth like oil in water that was never supposed to be there. and now he's back out in the cold. I'm normal about this, btw.

[sandushengshou]

[aquarines]

truly thee helen of troy of vampires

[copperbadge]

I recently had the opportunity to buy a cheap "blind box" laptop; essentially you pay a relatively small amount for a refurbished laptop with the guarantee that you'll get at least certain specs -- a minimum hard drive size, minimum processing speed, etc -- but with the understanding that it may be scratch-and-dent or have weird extra features.

Mine recently arrived and uh.

I mean.

They weren't wrong about the appearance being unexpected.

I could have my laptop on...its covered in some Louis Vuitton...but even when it's not turned on, bet I made you look....

[ID: my new laptop, closed to show the housing, which is chocolate brown and covered with a repeating pattern in gold of stylized stars, flowers, and fucking Louis Vuitton logos. My favorite part is that they're applied such that when you open the laptop, the logos are upside down.]

I mean, it's not ideal but it's a good laptop otherwise, so my first thought was that I could just buy a skin and cover it. Then I opened it to switch it on and

Really committing to the bit there, I see, m'seurs Vuitton and Packard.

[ID: a photo of the open laptop featuring a continuation of the brown and gold theme with two massive LV logos on either side of the mouse pad.]

One friend remarked, "Don't change a thing. It's a conversation starter," when I showed her these pictures.

Tempting, but I suspect some cosmetic mods are in the future for this particular creature.

[shelfperson]

okay but WHYYY is no one talking about louis and daniel WHYYYYYYYYYY is no one talking about the greatest grandpa4grandpa relationship known to man and i don’t even mean romantically i mean in the most basic human platonic level their relationship is FASCINATING.

like louis SAUGHT HIM OUT after FIFTY YEARS he FOUND HIS BOY, this horrible infant who DID NOT UNDERSTAND A THING HE TOLD HIM, who saw his raw, decades-old pain and wanted in on it, AND HE GOES BACK FOR HIM BECAUSE HE KNOWS HE’S CHANGED. he can understand now. he can help him find the truth.

and like, they’re both absolutely terrified by each other because they’re both uniquely skilled at getting under each other’s skin and finding that truth (and also because… louis could just up and eat daniel anytime but shhhh…) and it’s because they UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER. louis’s interviewing daniel as much as daniel’s interviewing him, just. pulling teeth from each other’s head, trying to pull out all the rot with such violence and cruelty (from both of them!! daniel is a cockwallop!!) but they want to help each other they CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER.

LIKE THIS????

THIS FUCKING SHIT?????

GAGGED ME. RUINED ME. I HAD TO STOP AND TAKE A WALK AROUND THE ROOM.

(the gifs are from @loumands account btw. great work my guy)

[louismoncher]

See you May 12! @immortal_amc

[brian-kinney-apologist]

loustat's outfits for their vow renewal ceremony in season 3

[goblins-riddles-or-frocks]

forever obsessed with dynamics between vampires, specifically that of a maker and fledgling, as a way to explore abuse. the creation of a vampire itself can so easily be a literalization of the lasting impacts of trauma and also much more simply the ways a perpetrator might shape their victim’s very identity. the extremes of isolation in the way that the new vampire, in most narratives, must cut all ties to their mortal life, or else go through an elaborate charade to maintain the facade of humanity, while forever still being removed from it. and the sheer dependence and vulnerability of being in an entirely new state of being, wholly uncertain of what it entails, and relying on another person to define… everything.

[nadezhda-wexler]

Loustat+ Hands

    S1.E3 ∙ Is My Very Nature That of a Devil

[lizardkingeliot]

I had taken seven thousand souls by then. But Lestat was the only one that felt like murder.

[platoapproved]

— A flaccid full-length play based on nothing other than the superficial observations of the vampire Sam, his meditation on vampiric existence and enduring. — Strange, I remember you racing back from rehearsals to tell me how ambitious the conceit was.

[bisexualdawnsummers]

I can't get her out of my mind.

[sandushengshou]

Interview with the Vampire | 2.04 “I Want You More Than Anything in the World”

[dreadfuldevotee]

But that was in another life, That was in another world

[zombie-bait]

tfw you're interviewing your ex boyfriend and his current boyfriend about his ex boyfriend who also used to date his current boyfriend