#louis has his own money he just want yo money
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People will ask "why did lestat buy the Fairplay for louis? Does show!Louis not have his own money" as if 1: either Tom Anderson or the other one would sell it to him outright (they literally gave him horrific terms for a business deal in ep 1 because they wanted to take him down a peg) or 2: Lestat doesnt explicitly love spending money on Louis and what he wants
#louis has his own money he just want yo money#like i want us to remember. louis inherented a plantation. he sent his sister around europe all first class paid as a wedding gift#and didn't even blink! treated it like a stand mixer or some shit like#louis is rich. he drives a drop top car as a black man in 1910#he regularly hangs out with the richest people in the city and he pays bills on his house and his mama house and his kid!!#he got it like that#the only thing keeping him from doing what he wants is racism catholic guilt and being an eldest child in a conservative black household#iwtv#interview with the vampire#louis de pointe du lac#ldpdl#loustat#iwtv 2022#amc iwtv#even outside of louis having his own money lestat in canon loves spoiling louis and buys him whatever!#lestat literally says he can't say no to him in ep 2 like he love that man#lestats love language is balling out
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Wake up it's time for Hotel Dusk posting.
#hotel dusk room 215#last window the secret of cape west#kyle hyde#louis denonno#LWDE (last window Denonno edition)#i've been thinking of the mental Last Window AU a lot.#I think either Dunning finally decides to fix up the hotel so it has to close for a while#or Louie just leaves of his own volition. or gets fired. whichever#either way he's gotta be out of there#obviously he knows where Kyle lives cause he has the guest logs#he turns up at his door like 'yo hyde guess who' and Kyle is like 'great' but lets him stay anyway because#why wouldn't you. it's louie#he crashes on the couch but he's pretty content there.#lends a hand at Lucky's Cafe mixing drinks. earns his keep#when he first arrives Tony asks him for money which starts them off on a bad foot#when Marie's ring goes missing and Tony gets blamed he's like 'no way. it's that shady guy who's staying with Hyde'#obviously Kyle is torn because he knows Louie has a history and Tony's not exactly honest#but he wants to believe he's innocent#drama !!#so yeah that's what I've been thinking about#guess who's listening to Romeo by Basement Jaxx again
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IWTV S2 Ep1 Musings - Looking for Home: Louis, Claudia & Daciana
They flip between siblings and parent so much even I was getting whiplash--no wonder Lou's confused. U_U
This was EEEEEEEEVIIIIIIL, AMC! 😭 Louis carrying Grace's wedding portrait, and using it to FAKE his identity in Europe, after Grace couldn't even go to Europe for her own honeymoon cuz Paul died--STOP IT! 😭😭
And you can hear just a few quick seconds of the DPDL lietmotif that always plays for Grace, Paul, and sibling!Claudia, before it takes this SUPER dark and ominous tone--the song has been tainted, just like Lou's relationship with Grace and Claudia was tainted.
Go AWF, Claudia!
And then she finds ONE, and it was so heartbreakingly touching.
I was hoping she was Alessandra, but nope, she's an AMC!OC, Daciana. I'm assuming they were nodding to one rando revenant:
And she is obviously the same "Anna" the kids were singing about--(very Gaunter O'Dimm of them, I love it 💀)--living like frikkin Baba Yaga in a grimy castle in the woods.
Daciana killed her own fledgling after Claudia blinded him--after the revanant AND Daciana attacked them first, but whatever. Cuz she said he wouldn't be able to hunt/feed with no eyes--so it can't heal; her fledglings are too effed up. She's officially the last one in the area.
And I get it now--the bear(?) head Claudia breaks off of the dead vampire's sarcophagus was a heraldric figurehead. Claudia showed it to Daciana, as a way of asking her who that dead vamp was.
She didn't want to tell them her story or hear theirs--but she wanted them to know about Cezare Romulo (RIP). (It's crazy how in 5 minutes The Vampire Daciana was way more effective than a whole hour of Dierdre Mayfair. 🙄😒) She complimented Claudia's blood, saying it tasted like the cream of the crop. Daciana only told them her name, and that she was waiting for her children--fledglings or real ones, who knows (I bet both).
Only for Daciana to kill herself right in front of them (RIP). 😔🔥
This is so sad, but it was obvious she was gonna do that.
Stop teasing the Children of Darkness after this Alessandra fake-out. She's got the same darkness in her that Nicki (AND Louis) had. And we know where that means. 🔥💀🔥
These vampires are STARVING--hungry for family, love, home: LIFE.
So is Claudia! 😭😭😭 She wants a blood spouse! She wants a companion!
So I LOVE that Morgan clocked Louis on Grace's photo--that ain't yo wife! The gaydar was beeping the second your pretty arse walked in!
Like, it's been established that Louis is a terrible liar-you don't need an investigative journalist to figure that much out. Louis is TOO honest--he was dumb AF for telling Morgan his real name! I get why he did it in the book--again: desperate to make a connection.
But on the show it comes across way different--Louis almost immediately tells Morgan his name (he doesn't do that for Emilia, even though SHE called him pretty! Istg I was picking up some flirtatiousness with Lou & Morgan; put those pheromones AWAY 😂). But you come across MIGHTY SUS if your Black arse is going around switching identities on all these twitchy Europeans, Louis!
Like baaaaaasicallllllyyyyyyy!!! 🤦 You see them shooting up corpses just to make sure--you think they won't shoot YOU!?!
Anyways, it's so cool that they made Morgan a photographer--so is THIS why Louis starts taking photos!? 🤩📸
Cuz I've been wondering how Louis makes money in Paris so they don't have to pickpocket anymore?
I love that they included this.
No matter where they go, they have to pose as Black servants and maids and VALETS and SLAVES, white folk are the same regardless of the country.
Which was an interesting parallel with Daciana, and how much they were hyping up America.
She was clearly nuts, but smart & sane enough to realize that 2 (two!) Black vampires had fled their oh-so-great "land of the free" to come to HER busted AF blown up war-torn country, so why should she expect to have any happiness over there?
I don't know a lick of Romanian, but I wonder if the "another one" she was referring to was the soldier, or the country. As Daciana realized that no matter who she made her new fledgling, and no matter which country she ran to, she'd be alone & unhappy without the people she loved--her HOME.
Home is where the HEART is! Claudia's been homeless this whole time! Daciana's got that huge castle, but lives all alone--she can't make proper fledglings. Meanwhile Louis still thinks NOLA is home, even after they killed everyone who knew them--"including" Lestat!
*sigh* I hate this effing show, it's so dang good. 😭
#interview with the vampire#louis de pointe du lac#louis de pointe du black#justice for claudia#iwtv tvc metas#must see tv#the hype is real#iwtv season 2 spoilers#the vampire daciana
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Prompt 1 of whumptober- Bruises
Vivo by @danika-redgrave124
Trigger warning ⚠️: mention of abuse,violence, abuse of power, and slight kidnapping
Sorry for it being short I don't always right even when I have a lot of ideas so please enjoy
Vivo Galvan
Vivo looked at his naked figure in the mirror. Analyzing it. Looking at his bruised covered body. Some small ones here and there a few the size of a tennis ball. "Not too bad "he thought to himself. But this one.." he turned slightly trying to look at his back but kept wincing in pain."Will be hard to hide". He revealed a hideous purple, black, and blue bruise almost covering his entire back. The Yuu's and the other dorm members will find out. There ask about it, they will worry. He knows how protective Yuu can be and how violent the delinquent are when someone hurts there "family".
He liked that. That they consider him family. It was nice. The "family" that he got was not one that he needed or wanted. The Ramshackle dorm members never beat him when he 'failed'. They never harmed him like that man did. The man that called himself his father. The woman that called herself his mother didn't do anything, nothing at all. She let his 'father' do that, never interfering with his punishments. She only came to make sure he wasn't dead or near death. Even if she didn't care for him, she did care for the money he provided and will provide as long as he was alive.
It took him awhile to figure out that those weren't parents and that what ever kind of co-inhabitants he was sharing with ethese people were not what others called a 'family'. No, his father was the family butler that took home out to go watch the stars every night. His mother was the nanny that made him his favorite comfort foods whenever he was sad or just having a bad day.
He missed them. Deeply.
He covered as much as he could with the make up he had left. After that he quickly put his clothing on and got out of the mansion without interacting with any of the servants.
After the school break. He went back to living in the Dorm with the other Ramshackle students. Like any other day Ramshackle was living and loud. Louis and Dante tallk to one another from across the table. Something about payment. Louis probably still hasn't paid up his share for the lauch from last time.
The group knows as the 'war criminals' by the school came from down stairs causing a ruckus. Each pushing, shoving and shouting their way down. "Yo! Adelio bet you can lift that 1,000 pound weight~" Kare teased playfully pushing him on the shoulder. "Alright BET!!" Adelio said enthusiastically taking on this new challenge. They laughed as they headed outside to the backyard of the Dorm doing their usual workouts.
Ocallo is squawking at Alexander again, probably asking for more fragrance for her ."Did you remember to get those citrus fragrance as well as the mint" she huff walking passed Vivo. She gave a quick wave. He waved back not saying anything as she passed. When it comes to her work she gets very into it. She has very little time for it and hates distractions . The only one that seem to get this slip was Alexander and Yuu.
Alexander nodded looking at the note in his small notepad "Yep! As well as the rose, lavender, and vanilla, we were running out so I got some ahead of time." He also gave a quick wave and Vivo once again returned it. She nodded to him satisfied as they continued to walk off. Eliot and Lei followed her into the labs in the basement as well. They all had projects of their own. All geniuses in there own right. Vivo respected that also sharing the same interests.
Today though he did not go in the lad. He didn't feel like it today. Ever since...that day he didn't feel to well. The bruise didn't heal to right and he couldn't go to the hospital. His dad never allowed him to.
He kept shifting in his dorm close all day. He hope the others didn't notice. As much as he admired the students for their protective nature, he didn't want to get them in trouble with his father. He was a wealthy man with connections. He could make people disappear and be never seen again. Without a word or any telling of where they may have gone to.
No he didn't want that to happen not again.
#new students au#twisted wonderland#twst#disney twisted wonderland#ramshackle#ramshackle dorm#twisted wonderland oc#disney twst#twst oc#tw: mentions of violence#tw: mention of abuse
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Homebody (Ch.12)
Summary: Amiyah is the younger sister of local drug dealer (Durkio). Shy and reserved she keeps to herself and stays out the way. But lately she began to find interest in his right hand man/ best friend (Erik Stevens). Wanting to get him to notice her she discovers that he already had her wrapped around his finger without even trying! There was only a few problems that kept her away from her fantasies , her brother that controlled almost every single breath she took and would kill anyone who looked at her that way and lastly Eriks girlfriend, Alexis , who they called the queen of the hood according to her lavish lifestyle as well as being with the next newest top boy in the making. While Alexis was his girl to the streets all Amiyah wanted to do was be his Homebody...
Pairing: Erik Stevens x Thick OC
Warning: Language, Smoking
1 1/2 months later
The music from Amiyah’s speaker played at a low level. She was currently in the process of setting up an organizer for her perfume collection. Going back in forth between the instructions on the manual and screwing in the tiny nails she was growing frustrated. It’s been almost and hour now and she was only able to put together two shelves. Throwing down the paper she stood up and slipped on her house shoes. Amiyah needed a break to keep herself from becoming irritated so she walked to the kitchen for a snack.
Keys unlocking the front door caught her attention. It was Durk walking in with another Louis Vuitton bag for the fourth time this week. Amiyah knitted her eyebrows together wondering what was up with all of the shopping he’s been doing. She watched him walk to his to put away his items before he walked back into the livingroom.
“What’s up sis? You didn’t have to work today?” Durk asked pulling out his weed tray and breaking down the bud.
Amiyah walked over to him and sat down. “Nope I was just getting ready to make me some food but I’m too tired to cook.” Taking a pillow she cradled it in her lap.
He snickered rolling up his blunt. “I’ll order something for you if you want?”
Nodding her head Amiyah grabbed the remote to the tv and turned it on. She flipped through the channels hoping to find something to ease her mind for the moment. Durk leaned back next to her sparking up the blunt. Amiyah watched him inhale and exhale the smoke through his nose. Reaching her hand out she made a gesture asking for a hit.
“You know damn well you don’t smoke.” He removed the blunt from his mouth but handed it to her anyway. Durk figured it would be funny to see her try to get high for the first time.
Amiyah grabbed it using her nail tips she took a pull and inhaled the smoke smoothly and blew it out. She did it a few times and then she passed it back.
Durk furrowed his brows looking surprise before sending her a blank stare. “Miyah who the hell taught you how to do that?” He asked gently snatching the blunt away from her.
She laughed and was about to say his name before she caught herself. Shrugging her shoulders her eyes fell to the floor. The grip on her pillow tightened against her chest. Her memory went back to the night she watched how Erik did his technique in the car and she copied him. The thought of him made her sad all over again. Amiyah would always do good until she did something that reminded her of him then she would get a strong feeling of emotions that washed over her.
It’s been over a month since she last seen him. Since the night she ended it with him to be exact. After that it was like he never existed. No more phone calls or text messages. He hasn’t even been by the apartment since then either. Before, if she saw her brother coming in she knew that Erik would be right there behind him with his beautiful smirk on his face that displayed his dimples. But there’s been nothing and it made her miserable inside.
Amiyah didn’t want to be the reason for him to not come over anymore. She was used to seeing his face almost every other day and to see that it changed because of her made her upset with herself. Not only that, because of his absence, Amiyah didn’t know if Erik and her brother were still good friends. Durk had mentioned his in a conversation a week after their last exchange and that was the last time. Amiyah was worried about him. She wanted to know how he was doing but mostly she wanted to have a second chance with him.
“Yo what you got a taste for?” Durk snapped her out of her thoughts.
“Uh it doesn’t matter. Whatever you order.” She sighed sitting the pillow next to her.
He nodded his head as he finished his blunt putting it in his ashtray. A text notification came to his phone. Amiyah heard him curse before messaging whoever it was back.
“What’s wrong?”
“Just going back and forth with this promoter about letting me throw a bash at the club for the night. You know with Valentines Day coming up on Saturday.” Durk answered staying on his phone.
Amiyah knitted her brows. “Why you tryna throw a bash? Why not just get VIP and call it a night?” She asked confused leaning her head on her hand.
Durk smacked his lips. “Because I’m doing this for the whole hood. Plus it’s a celebration for something else that I’m not telling yo nosy ass about. But I’m have my niggas to the right and nothing but bad bitches to the left. It’s bout to be a movie.” He playfully plucked her nose before getting up going into the kitchen.
Amiyah followed after she heard who he planned to have there. Erik popped into her head. She wanted to know if he was going to be one of the members in the group. She had to know so she figured she could ask for an invite.
“Well can I go?” She sat on the counter next to him.
Durk chuckled. “Since when you go to parties?”
“Since now. So can I come?” Folding her arms she pressed for the second time.
“No. Amiyah I’m not allowing you around these people. You know I don’t like you being around that type of shit anyway.” He stated while eating grapes from out of the package.
Amiyah scoffed. “ ‘Allow’? Durk I thought we just made up about this. You promised you would stop treating me like a baby and let me live and learn responsibility. That was what you told me, remember?”
After her and Erik’s first argument she had him take her home. Later that night Durk came back to find her there. He was happy that she decided to come back and they talked out their problems. Amiyah told him how she felt about him treating her like a child and how he had to stop. Durk was hesitant but agreed in letting her make her own choices from now on to help her become responsible.
Placing the bag of fruit on the table Durk eyed his sister folding his arms as well. He shook his head as he gave in.
“Damn alright you can go but yo ass is standing beside me the whole night. I’m not playing with you Amiyah.”
Interrupting him Amiyah hopped off the counter jumping up and down clapping her hands. She skipped up to him and wrapped her arms around his body giving him a bear hug.
“Thank you big brother!” She grabbed his face bringing it down to kiss his cheek.
“Miyah stop acting like I keep yo ass chained up in this house all day ‘fore I change my mind. Extra ass.” He pushed her away.
“Okay I have to get an outfit, my nails done. Can I bring Kelly? Who’s all going to be there?” She rushed him with questions.
“I guess you can bring the one and only lil friend you got.” He laughed.
Amiyah pushed his shoulder. “Okay but who’s gonna be there?” She asked hoping to get the answer she was anticipating for.
He shrugged. “I don’t know shit Moe, Erik, Cane, and a few other people I rock with.”
Her heart stopped when she heard Erik’s name. But when she heard Cane’s she felt her stomach flutter with nerves. How the hell did her brother know Cane? It was too much for her to catch up with the fact that two of the guys in his circle had her caught up. If they were both planning on being at the bash then Amiyah would try her best to avoid being around them at the same time.
“Cool!” She gave a half smile.
Durk snapped his fingers. “Oh I’ve been meaning to ask you. Your birthday coming up in a few weeks. Got any plans?”
“No not really. Why?” She stepped closer trying to figure out what he had planned.
“If you down I was thinking outta the country and a place that has dazzling white sand and water so clear that you can see your toes in it. What you think about that?” He asked speaking in a narrator tone.
Amiyah covered her mouth. “Please tell me you’re talking about what I think you’re talking about?”
Durk laughed at her reaction. “You tryna go to Turks and Caicos or what?”
Amiyah jumped on him as he caught her. Turks and Caicos was one of her top places she had on her traveling bucket list. She couldn’t believe that he was able to make this happen for her. She was truly greaful but curious.
“Wait I want to go but why you trying to bring me now? You coming up on here with shopping bags every other day and now you taking me on vacation. I mean I know you got money and everything but did you win the lottery or something?” She asked playfully unable to contain her smile.
He laughed. “You asking too many questions. Next week I’ll give you some money so you can start shopping for the trip. But right now I got to go check out the venue I’ll be back. Love you kid.” He tapped her head before leaving.
Amiyah smiled watching her brother disappear out the door.
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“So you tryna tell me you never saw the movie Soul Food?” Harmony stopped in the middle of crocheting her blanket.
Erik chuckled shaking his head. “Nah I told you I wasn’t a big movie watcher growing up.”
“But Soul Food is a classic though. Like how you do as a black person go your whole life without watching it? Make it make sense Erik?” She giggled going back to her knitting.
“Damn you ain’t gotta come for my childhood like that though.” He sat up on her furniture.
“Oh that’s right I keep forgetting your younger than me so I understand.”
Erik rolled his eyes shaking his head. He was 25 and she was 26. Harmony only had him by one year and always had to bring it up almost every time they got together. But Erik knew it was nothing but jokes with her. They were at her duplex hanging out for the afternoon. Over the past couple of weeks Erik got acquainted with Harmony really well. Her and her brother took over the bar where she worked that her parents passed down to them. She lived right around the block from him. But also they had a lot in common. Both were private people, had similar taste in music, like the same foods, and the lastly great at being single.
Harmony surprised him the first time they had a real deep conversation. She let him know that she wasn’t too bothered with trying to get into a relationship. She said she always had problems in the past so she never did much to try to strive for a new one, but she did remain open minded in the same instance. To Erik she was cool about it and didn’t really bring it up unless he spoke on the subject. They were only friends but they did mess around two or three times, if you want to count a quickie in the bathroom of the bar that she worked at as once.
Their escapades started two weeks ago. Erik thought for sure that he was going to have to deal with her sudden clingy-ness but it didn’t turn out like that. He had to reach out to her afterwards and Harmony told him that she was okay with being friends and fucking at the same time. After that they became somewhat close friends.
Erik got a text from Durk asking to meet up with him about the Valentines Day bash he was throwing. Sending a text back that he was on the way he slipped his phone in his pocket and stood up from the couch.
“I would love to stay but I gotta meet up with someone.” He looked down at her.
Harmony stood up nodding her head. “I’ll walk you out.”
Walking to the door Erik turned around. “Listen my mans is throwing this party on Saturday. If you want to come you can if you free.” He sucked in his top lip.
Harmony smirked biting her bottom one. She stepped closer towards him with a hand on her hip. “You tryna introduce me to your boys already?”
He glanced back in her house before back at her. “I’m just inviting you out to have a good time but if you happened to meet them while doing so then shit yeah.”
Grabbing his shirt she pulled him down to her level and kissed him. Erik wrapped one of his free arms around her tiny waist and traveled down her back to her ass cheeks gripping her left one. He felt her moan into his mouth before she broke the kiss.
Wiping the gloss from his lips she pushed him away and smirked. “I’ll be there.” She stated eyeing him up and down and then closed her door on him.
It took Erik twenty minutes to make it to the auto garage. Getting out and locking his car he headed inside to see Durk, Moe, and Cane gathered around one of the vehicles parked inside. The moment Erik made eye contact with Cane he felt the anger within him ignite. Just being in his presence always made Erik put the blame on him for how things between him and Amiyah ended. When he found out that he took her on a date behind his back Erik was heated and wanted to fuck him up but had to hold off because he didn’t want Durk to know the reason behind it but when Amiyah told him that he kissed her Erik was livid. He couldn’t believe that the same kid who he thought he would like was the same one who turned out to be a snake.
Erik kept his distance from Cane since he put the two and two together and kept it that way. They never said a word to each other unless they had to work with Durk. Strictly for business and that’s all. But Erik was still on edge with Cane knowing about him and Amiyah even though they weren’t together anymore, he just didn’t like the fact that the little nigga had something on him.
Walking up to the trio Erik dapped Mor and Durk, purposefully leaving Cane out. Durk gave a look wondering what was the animosity that the two had against each other all of a sudden before shaking it off.
“What’s up E! Fuck you been at nigga?” Durk asked leaning on the hood of the truck.
“Chillin. So what’s going on with this party you throwing? What’s up with that?” Erik stood next to him between him and Moe.
Durk smirked and paused looking at them. “I just figured I could celebrate the fact that I’m fifteen million dollars richer than a bitch and now in business with Shawns old connect.”
“Damn nigga you finally made that shit happen. Now you could put me in charge of some of these corners, take some of the load of your hands.” Cane spoke with excitement as he dapped him up.
Durk laughed. “Nigga you gonna have to earn that shit. Ain’t nothing given over here.” He nudged him back.
Cane smacked his lips shoving his hands in his pockets.
“Aye congrats man.” Moe spoke up.
Durk saluted him before turning to Erik.
“Erik what you think about that? You know when we get our first few keys I’ma need some help. I want you to be my partner.”
“Nah. I’m not tryna get into this type of business man. I told you after this last job we just did three weeks ago was it for me. I’m done.” Erik spoke truthfully.
Durk shook his head. “Well you didn’t look done to me when we was getting that money.”
*Three Weeks Ago*
Moe sat behind the wheel of the all blacked out SUV. Erik rested in the passenger seat while Durk and Cane hid in the back. Parked at least 200 ft away from the small luxurious house with a fence surrounding the perimeter. Erik used his binoculars to find where his target and accomplice were. It was eight at night and Alexis sent Durk a text letting them know that the two of them would be leaving soon. She informed them about the weekend trip he was bringing her on and told them that it would be better for them to come and get the money after they were gone.
Erik heard an irritated sigh leave out of Canes mouth.
“When these muthafuckas gon leave? I’m tryna get these M’s and be out. We already looking suspicious being in this big ass car.” He sucked his teeth putting on his black gloves.
“Nigga would you shut the fuck up. Yo ass been talking for the past ten minutes.” Durk blew out smoke from his blunt.
“Look she said they was gonna be out any minute now so chill the fuck out!” Erik’s voice heightened without looking back.
Within the next fifteen minutes Alexis was walking out with Shawn. They put their luggage in the trunk before hopping inside the car. After a few minutes of observing them Erik watched as they pulled out the gated driveway and down the road. Durk waited until he got a text from Alexis letting him know that they were on the highway heading to the airport. Moe turned on the truck and pulled up right in front of the house to make it easier to getaway. Getting out Erik, Durk, and Cane put on their gloves and ski mask on their heads so that by the time they would walk inside the home they could pull them down to avoid any security cameras.
“Y’all niggas know the fucking drill. We get the money and we out this bitch. Cane grab the duffles.” Durk instructed as he put his glock on his waist.
Erik watched as Cane did was he was told. His expression was irritated by the fact that he had to take orders which Erik figured he wasn’t to doing. Cane had the attitude of trying to be a leader but he just didn’t know how to operate as one yet. Erik picked up his own duffle and walked to the driver side where Moe was seated.
“You remember the signal right? Hit the lock alarm on the truck in a pattern of three times if you feel like something’s wrong.”
“But Durk said not to interrupt unless I actually see someone coming.” Moe stated unsure.
Looking over towards Durk and Cane who were waiting Erik shook his head turning back to Moe. “Trust me man. If you feel like something is wrong give us a heads up. Better safe and out of jail than sorry. Got it?” Erik knitted his eyebrows letting him know that he was serious.
Moe nodded and rolled up his window. Erik then started to hike towards the gate. Entering the code that was given to him he put it in watching the wide gates open slowly. They headed towards the house. Checking around the perimeter of the area, they planned to avoid using the front door. So they asked Alexis to leave one of her side doors unlocked. Cane walked towards it first and wiggled the handle. When the door popped up with ease he looked back and smiled before sliding his mask over his face. Durk and Erik did the same following him inside.
The three pair of eyes wandered around in amaze as the toured throughout the luxurious mini mansion. Erik shook his head as he thought about how Alexis didn’t have a problem risking living like this just to satisfy her selfish needs. She had everything that she ever wanted. Money, cars, the latest fashion, and her hair and nails were always in tip top shape.
Not only that but this house that she could live in full time if she chose to. From the way she would tell them how Shawn was stuck on stupid over her let Erik know that the nigga loved her enough to put up with her and her how shit. There was no way that he was going around town not knowing what his own fiancée was doing. He had to know but just to stupid in love to do anything about it. Erik scoffed to himself never wanting to be that deep in love with someone.
“Aye y’all niggas come up here! I think I got something.” Cane shouted from the top of the banister on the second floor.
Jogging up the stairs, Erik behind Durk, went into the master bedroom. They looked around trying to see why he called them in there.
“Nigga what are we supposed to be looking at?” Durk asked through his mask.
“That’s what I thought when I came in here at first. Nothing looks out of the ordinary but check this out. This some rich shit here.” Going over to the walk in closet Cane pushed aside some of Shawns suits that was hanging up revealing a small red button. When he clicked it the wall slid to the side disappearing.
“You gotta be fuckin kidding me.” Erik whispered to himself.
It was a panic room. Inside the blue neon lit medium sized room was guns holstered against the wall. The ammo inside their cases sat to the side. Erik looked to the right to find that there was some of Shawn’s famous ice pieces laid out on a shelf. All of his most prized possessions was in this room and they had access to all of it. But Erik wasn’t here for that. They had a mission and that was to try and walk out with as much of that money as they can.
“Fuck y’all niggas doing standing around. Get to bagging this shit up.” Durk laughed unzipping his duffel bags.
The money was in a clear casing directly in the middle of the room. It was too much cash to try and fit it all in one duffel bag so they all got three each but it still didn’t look like it would work. Working as fast as they could they were starting to run out of room.
“Durk we don’t have enough bags for this shit.” Cane told him standing up.
Durk looked up at him while placing the stacks in his bags. “So then go run ya ass down to the truck dump it out and come back in here for the rest.” Erik could see that Cane looked confused through his mask. “Now!” Durk yelled.
After the repeated cycle of going back and forth it took them fifteen minutes to gather all of the money. Durk grabbed what he had left and went to the car while Erik and Cane got the rest. To Erik’s surprise everything was going smooth until he seen Cane reach for Shawns jewelry. He knew that it was a bad idea but decided not to say anything. That would be the consequences that Cane would have to deal with and not him.
The sound of the car alarm went off and they immediately ran out of the room and out the house. Throwing the bags in the back Erik hopped back into the car. Moe pulled off once they were safely in. Pulling off his mask he felt Durk slap his shoulder and laughing in celebration as if he just won the lottery.
“With all this money right here. Mufuckas gon be calling me the black Pablo Escobar because I’m bout to take over all of this shit.” Durk laughed smelling the cash.
Erik shook his head. He was glad that it was finally over but deep down inside him he had a terrible feeling that it was the worst decision he ever made.
*Flashback Over*
Erik folded his arms as he jogged his memory of the prior event.“I’ll have to think about it. This some serious shit you asking me Durk. Next level shit.”
Durk smacked his lips. “You always gotta think about some shit instead of doing it. But anyways, I’m doing a lil bash and I want y’all niggas to be there.”
Everyone shook their head agreeing.
“It’s gonna be some bad bitches in there right? I might have to throw on my best walking up in that bitch.” Cane joked around showing off his new Patek Philippe watch.
“I don’t know why you asking. They ain’t gon be worried about ya young broke ass with that pond shop watch you got on.” Durk clowned him rolling his eyes.
Erik smirked watching Cane dismiss him with a wave of his hand. “I’ll be there and I’ma bring a plus one. That’s cool?” Erik asked dapping him up. He seen Cane looking confused at him out the corner of his eye.
“So you done found someone else to get ya dick wet? I thought you was gonna be stuck on that bitch Alexis for a minute.” Durk teased him smiling.
“Fuck you worried about my dick for? Gay ass!” Erik laughed pushing him. “Nah she just a friend. I met her at this bar she work at down from my place. She real cool.” He smiled thinking about Harmony.
“Well I’ll be the judge of that when I meet her. I’ll see you on Saturday.”
The two dapped each other up with a side hug and departed from one another.
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“You sure your brother ain’t gonna have a problem with you putting on that outfit for tonight.” Kelley question Amiyah as she pulled down the front of her dress.
It was finally Saturday night. The night of the Valentine’s Day bash and it was fifteen minutes after nine. They were running late. Durk had told her make it before that time so that she would be let inside without any complications but of course she didn’t listen. Amiyah was stuck choosing between dresses as the time went by. After finding out that Erik was going to be there she wanted to look her best. She hadn’t seen him in a month and she was going to try and impress him some how.
“Why? Do I look okay? Does it fit my body right?” She rambled the questions as she tried to take off the fifth dress for the night.
Kelley rolled her eyes getting. She was already dressed and ready to pick her up by eight thirty but when she walked in Amiyah’s room she was still in her bra and panties.
“You look fine. I think that this is the one you should actually wear. You look beautiful.” She rested her chin on her opened shoulder giving her a soft smile.
Amiyah glanced at her appearance in her body length mirror. She tugged at the pink tie-dye fashion nova Rustic Root Ruched Mini Dress. Her shoulders were out in the open and her cleavage on full display. She knew that there was no way she would be around her brother tonight. Knowing him he would try to send her back home to change and embarrass her in front of everyone. Amiyah blew out air of frustration while throwing her head back.
“Your not just saying that because I’m taking too long are you?” She squinted her eyes at Kelley.
Kelley giggled. “Yes I am but it do look good now let’s hurry up and go before we don’t get in at all.”
Finishing up her final touches Amiyah did a last sweep over her body before grabbing her coat and heading out with Kelley to her car. The club was a good twenty minutes away but with there barely being any cars out tonight they made it in fifteen. Pulling up to the location Kelley and Amiyah both whispered a “damn” at the scene in front of them.
“Your brother wasn’t lying when he said that he was gon have the whole hood pop out.” Kelley exclaimed as she fortunately found parking.
“I guess he wasn’t.” Amiyah whispered to herself. She was starting to feel self conscious about her choice of clothing all over again. The expression was written on her face.
“Listen let me tell you this. We are about to go up in here and have the best night of our lives. We gon dance, diss any niggas that try to step to us, drink, and get fucked up. Don’t worry about what other people think. They already have an idea of you in their head so why stress yourself trying to change it. Fuck what they think.” Kelley lectured while applying her lip gloss.
Amiyah giggled nodding her head. Her confidence level going up just a bit from the pep talk. She answered her back with a “thank you” as they got out the car. Walking hand and hand, they walked to the front of the line. The music blasting on the inside was clearly audible on the out. Sounds of people complaining could be heard when they reached the bouncer.
“I hate to be the one to tell you beautiful ladies but the end of the line is down there.” The tall and buff light skinned bouncer pointed in the direction.
“Oh see we’re with her brother, the one who’s supposed to be hosting the bash, Durk.” Kelley spoke for them.
He raised an eyebrow looking back and forth between them. “Y’all with Durk?”
They nodded in unison while smiling.
“Yeah well you and everyone else. Now get to the back of my line.” His face stern and unfazed.
“Wait Durk is my brother and he told me to be here early but I was running late. Can you just let us in and I’ll bring him back out here to confirm it.” Amiyah pleaded with her hands folded.
“Girl you not the first one that claimed to be some type of family member of his to get in free. Besides I ain’t never heard about Durk having no sister.” The bouncer eyed her up and down with disbelief.
Amiyah sighed. She didn’t even bother to try and call him because she knew that he wouldn’t be able to hear it over the loud music. She gave Kelley an apologetic look as they started to walked to the end but the sound of someone calling her name stopped her.
“Amiyah?”
Turning around she saw Cane walking up to the front. He was wearing a white Christian Dior newspaper denim jean jacket. Underneath was a plain black Dior shirt and black washed jeans to match. Inhaling a sharp breath, Amiyah forgot about him being one of those included.
“Hey Cane. What are you doing here?” She replied softly. She was embarrassed being seen walking to the back of the line.
“I’m here for the party. Why you not inside?” He asked with a smile.
“The bouncer won’t let us in. He thinks we’re just tryna cut the line.” She shrugged rolling her eyes at the security guy.
Cane laughed catching her action. “Do you not know who the host is to this shit? Your brother, that nigga should be escorting you in.”
Amiyah laughed shaking her head.
“Come on. I got y’all.”
Kelley smirked at her as they folded their arms together walking back to the front. They stood next to Cane watching him speak to the guy.
“Yo Diamond, they with me and this is Durk lil sis. Remember her face and think twice next time before you try and keep her from getting in. Got it?” Cane tapped his shoulder creating space for them to walk pass.
“I got it.” The bouncer mumbled letting them by.
When they made it in it was packed to the max in the venue. There was beautiful women and fine men all through the place. Pop Smokes- Hello bombed through the speakers. Bottle girls danced while holding up Don Julio 1942’s and sparklers in the air. Amiyah was impressed with the turn out. She reached for Kelley as they both of their lips curled up with excitement.
“We bout to be lit as fuck.” Kelley yelled over the music.
Feeling a tap on her shoulder she turned to face Cane. His eyes traveling over her body made her stomach fill up with nerves. “Yeah?”
“VIP is up there. I think your brother would want you to be there.” Cane licked his lips. His eyes couldn’t stop going below her face.
Amiyah nodded. “Okay.” She grabbed Kelley’s hand as he led the way up the stairs.
Spotting her brother, Durk had different girls surrounding him. One was twerking on him while the other two recorded and took shots from the tequila bottles. Amiyah rolled her eyes at the sight. Walking over to him she patted his shoulder trying to get his attention.
“Can I help you?” He snapped his head at her.
Amiyah chuckled noticing he was tipsy but also that he didn’t even recognize her. “Really Derrick you don’t even know your own sister?” She folded her arms.
Pushing the girl who was dancing on him out the way he faced her looking over her. Durks face contorted up confused at her outfit.
“Who are you? Because I know Amiyah ass ain’t come out the house like that-“
“Don’t start Durk you promise.” She cut him off reminding him.
He took off his jacket and pushed it towards her. “Here at least put this on.”
Amiyah laughed pushing it away. “I left mine in the car for a reason. Leave me alone.” She started to walk away but felt him grab her wrist.
“Unh uh I didn’t forget. I told you you was going to stay beside me all night, so have fun.” He went back to letting the girls dance on him.
Kelley looked at him with disgust before turning to her friend. “I’m about to get us a drink from the bar. I’ll be back...maybe.” She stated the last part lowly but Amiyah heard it. She watched her leave the VIP section.
Opening up one of the 1942’s that was on the table Amiyah figured she could get her drink on right here. Tilting her head back she allowed the liquor to go down her throat. She made a sour face shaking her head from the taste. She repeated it giving herself four shots. Amiyah wasn’t much of a drinker so it didn’t take much to get her tipsy. Standing on the couch next to her brother she rocked side to side rapping the lyrics along to the song.
“Amiyah sit ya light weight ass down.” Durk yelled drunkenly towards her.
She waved him off and continued to do her thing. From the way she was standing she had a view of whoever was going to come in the section. She thought it was the liquor playing tricks with her until she saw him take more steps coming up. He was dressed in a two tone knitted Givenchy sweater with black jeans. The blinging from his watch and gold chains around his neck caught her eyes. When he smiled he revealed the gold canines in his mouth. His beard looking freshly moisturized and his waves on swim. His eyes were low which told her that he probably smoke a couple of blunts before coming inside. He looked so good.
Amiyah watched as he greeted everyone in the section with salutes and daps before walking up to her brother who was seated next to her.
“Nigga why the fuck you got to come up here and show me out for my shit?” Durk yelled playfully standing up and boxing him.
Amiyah watched as they interacted with each other. At least her question from earlier was answered. They look like they were still best friends.
“Come on man, this light work.” His voice coming out as smooth as butter.
“Yeah whatever nigga.” Durk turned towards her making her status known. “Miyah you not gon say what’s up to Erik?”
When she heard his name she got butterflies in her stomach. It was like it was her first time meeting him all over again. After a month of not seeing him nothing had changed. Her feelings for him never fading but only enhancing the minute she saw him.
“Hey Erik.” She smiled softly putting the bottle that was in her hand down and stepped off the seat.
Erik nodded his head towards her. “What’s good!” He stated nonchalantly. Amiyah couldn’t deny that she was hurt from the tone in his voice. He didn’t even smile at her, only just a nod. But yet they kept eye contact with each other.
“So where she at? I’m trying to meet this “friend”.” Durk asked doing the quotation marks with his fingers.
Amiyah stood to the side confused hearing her brother over the loud music. She didn’t realize that there was a small petite woman standing somewhat behind Erik until her brother mentioned the word ‘she’. She watched as Erik held her hand pulling her in front of him. His arms wrapped around her waist pulling her into him as he rocked them side to side lightly.
“This is my friend Harmony. Harmony this is my best friend and brother Durk.” Erik smiled introducing them. Amiyah felt a sting when he didn’t even bother to introduce her.
She laughed holding her hand out to shake his. “Hi it’s nice to finally meet you. I heard a lot about you Durk.”
Amiyah observed Harmony. She was beautiful. Nice brown skin complexion, pretty hair that looked natural like it was hers, her outfit hugged her coke bottle shape. She had the perfect breast to hips and ass ratio. Her waist barely existing. Amiyah took note of everything. Everything that she dreamed to be but wasn’t. Sadness clouded over her face as she watched them embrace each other.
“Well I hope he told you only good things. But fuck all that you are beautiful ma. I don’t know how you ended up with this ugly ass nigga.” Durk joked around.
Erik gave him a straight face before laughing. “Fuck outta here. So what’s up where the drinks at? You know I need my shit.”
Durk nodded his head going to the table and grabbed his personal bottle of Hennessy and handing it to him. “Drink up!”
Amiyah watched him crack open his bottle and drunk it down like it was water. The little action reminding her of the time when she was at his condo and how he sipped on the bitter drink before showing her the crazy things he could do with his tongue. Amiyah bit her inner cheek grabbing her own bottle and throwing it back two more times.
“Damn girl you can drink.” She heard a light voice laugh. Turning her head while wiping her mouth she saw that it was Harmony.
Amiyah smiled shyly. “I’m just tryna turn up while I can.” Her words a little slurred.
“I’m Harmony. I came with Erik.” Harmony held her hand out again.
Amiyah glanced at it quickly before shaking it. “Amiyah.”
“That’s a pretty name. Are you Durks girl?” She asked genuinely.
Amiyah scrunched her face up doing a fake puke. “Uh no that’s my brother. I came here with him and my friend who’s somewhere around here.”
Harmony laughed holding her fist up to her mouth. She shook her head. “I’m sorry I just saw you standing up here next to him that’s all. Erik didn’t tell me he had a sister.”
“It’s okay.” Amiyah turned her direction towards Erik who was sipping on his bottle while listening to whatever Durk was telling him in his ear. Once again she was hurt when Harmony told her that she didn’t know about her.
For the rest of the night she remained in same spot. Babysitting the area. Kelley came back a few times trying to get her to sneak away but she didn’t want to. Her mood was ruined every time she would look in their direction to find Harmony grinding on Erik and him standing there catching what she was throwing. So she drunk her bottle and danced next to her brother who would wrap his arm over her shoulder as they rapped to whatever song was playing.
In the mist of the party Amiyah saw Erik whisper something to Harmony before getting up to leave the section. She figured she could use this chance to find him and talk to him. To see how he was doing. To get him to look at her the way he used to. Anything to be near him.
“I’m going to the bathroom.” Amiyah shouted to her brother who only nodded his head drinking out of her bottle.
Walking out the section she bumped and squeeze passed the bodies. She didn’t have a clue where he went. She thought she could catch up with him but with a crowd like the one that was in there tonight it was hopeless. Amiyah gave up trying to search for his frame over the party goers. She strolled to the back hall that held the bathrooms. Going inside the music level dimmed down making it easy to hear if someone was to have a conversation back here.
Dragging her fingers across the wall, her head stayed down not paying attention to what was in front of her causing her to bump into someone.
“Damn my bad.” His deep voice spoke lowly.
Looking up, it was Erik. His eyes were low and going over her body as he stroked his beard.
“It’s o-okay.” Her words becoming a stutter.
Erik nodded his head. She looked tipsy to him or maybe even drunk. He never seen her in this state so it was hard for him to decipher. But Erik knew that he couldn’t leave her alone like this. He wanted to make sure that she was okay.
“You good? You look a lil fucked up.” He spoke bluntly.
“I’m fine. I didn’t have that much.” Amiyah replied. She was tipsy but still was aware of what she was doing.
“I could wait until your finished in the bathroom. We could walk back together.” Erik shoved his hands in his pockets.
Amiyah leaned on the wall with her hands behind her back. “I don’t think your girlfriend would like the sight of us coming back at the same time.”
He smirked as his jaw clenched. “You worried about her when all I’m trying to do is make sure you make it back safe. I don’t want none of these weird ass niggas trying shit. But you thinking about Harmony.” He shook his head as he leaned against the other wall directly in front of her.
“I’m just saying she might get the wrong idea-“
“She’s not my girl.” Erik spoke up cutting her sentence.
Amiyah rolled her eyes and scoffed. “You told me that the last time.” She mumbled knowing he could hear.
Erik’s faces scrunched up. “What’s it to you? Why does it matter if she’s my girl or not?” His arms now folded.
“Because I just find it funny how quick you moved on that fast.” Amiyah snapped looking him up and down.
Erik chuckled. “But wasn’t it you that broke up with me? So I don’t get how you could be hurt by the fact that I’m moving on and you stuck.”
“No Erik I’m hurt at the fact that you act like nothing happened between us.” She was gaining her liquid courage when she stepped in his face. “And how you can just bring her here to meet my brother but not have the decency to even look my way.”
Erik sucked in his bottom lip watching her express herself. “Still don’t know what that got to do with you.” He shrugged.
He was just as hurt as she was. His feelings for her were still raw and there but he wanted to make her feel the same way he felt when she ended it with him. When Erik introduce Harmony to Durk and not Amiyah he did it on purpose. The way he wrapped his arms around her waist and pulled her body close to his was on purpose. The way he let her dance on him in front of her was on purpose. He could feel her stares on them. Erik was hurt and he wanted her to know what he was feeling.
Amiyah scoffed shaking her head. “What is it about her that’s so special? What? The fact that you can fuck her without having to worry about her crazy ass brother finding out about it. That’s why you’re fucking her?”
Erik chuckled. “How would you know if I’m fucking her or not?”
“For you to be some drug dealer you sure are a fucking coward Erik!” Amiyah pushed his chest but he caught her by the wrist.
“I told you I’m not a fucking drug dealer and for someone to not ride dick...you sure are riding mine. Why you worried about who I’m fucking if you ain’t the fucking me?” Erik’s words were hard.
Amiyah stared at him. “I hate you.” She mumbled looking at his lips trying to free herself.
Erik backed her into the wall. He put her hands above her head and interlocking their fingers as he looked down at her and towered over her body. “Fuck you say to me?”
“I said I hate you-“
Her words were cut off with his lips connecting to hers. His hold left her hands and his arms wrapped around her waist. Traveling down to her ass he cupped both cheeks firmly. Erik felt his dick jump when she moaned into his mouth . Her tongue gliding with his as he felt the warmth of it overtaking his body. It’s been over a month since he felt her lips. Erik’s heart was beating fast knowing that it was risky to be making out with Durks sister and how anyone could walk in and see them. But he couldn’t stop and didn’t want to.
Amiyah moaned as she held his face bringing him impossibly closer than what he already was. She could taste the Hennessy off of his tongue mixed with her tequila. She was putting everything that she was feeling into this kiss. She wanted him to know that she missed him and wanted to start over. She didn’t mean it when she said that she hated him. With the alcohol and emotions getting in the way she wanted to say anything to keep him by her.
Erik pulled away with a tug of her lower lip and placed a soft peck on it. He cursed at himself for falling weak for her once again. No matter how much space they had away from each other she was always able to pull him in.
“What is it about her that I’m not?” Amiyah interrupted his thoughts. She tried to stop herself from asking the question but she wanted to know.
Erik sighed putting his forehead against hers. “You gotta learn how to stop questioning yourself when it comes to these other females. Your beautiful ma. Stop that shit.” He gave her one last kiss on the top of her head as he left her standing there alone going back to the party.
“Okay.” Amiyah whispered to herself.
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More bond content because apparently this is my niche in the fandom now (although yes also william my beloved he gets the attention he deserves)
The fourth fucking james headcanons from my extremely biased opinion of he’s me but better in every way
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-Bond’s gender is, certainly there, I can say that! He enjoys feminine things and has little to no dysphoria but hates to be percieved as a woman specifically, though he will often misgender himself for comedic purposes. Like he’s a girlboss but NOT a girl, you know that kind of thing.
-Generally, his gender is “whatever bothers cis people the most” to be perfectly honest. It’s very funny for him to confuse and irritate people but he WILL fuck you up if you think you can disrespect him.
-bond constantly pulls the “i fucked your girlfriend” card on moran and it’s very funny. love how that’s canon, straight up.
-every time moran says some shit like in the locker room bond goes lmao u want me and calls him gay. this has proved to be a very effective strategy
-yes, bond has a significant ego, but it’s not at all fragile. The only opinion about himself that he really values is his own, and that’s an advantage when you’re basically a celebrity most of your life. it doesn’t fuck with him like it would with most people.
-Louis had a conversation with him over tea where he just vehamently complained about liam and sherlock being stupid and in love and Bond thinks it’s the funniest thing ever
-him and moneypenny bonded over complaining about moran and moneypenny gave him so much dirt on the man
-Bitch has ~committment issues~ and you KNOW it. He loves being around people and he loves messing around with people but is 100 percent not interested in a long term relationship lmao
-He got his insane platform shoes through a conversation in which he’s like “the one downside of transitioning is that i can no longer wear heels to feel tall” and albert was like “who said that lmao” and custom ordered him the most big dick energy pair of shoes
-he pegged moran once and will never let the man live it down. it’s especially funny considering moran would definitely go for it again but bond is like haha no lmao
-like legitimately once moran realizes bond’s actually valid bond is still never gonna let him live down the shit he said. it’s funny to him now cause he’s established himself as Better Than Moran now and is going to use this status to embarass the shit out of him constantly. he has no obligation to be nice to moran even tho moran is honestly begging by then and he knows it. Good for him. He’s never gonna give the dude an inch.
-sometimes he will appear in public like a cryptid and cause a few tabloids to go “IRENE ADLER ALIVE??? MAN??? GENDER?????” and he thinks it’s very funny because they’re not credible and no one ever believes them
-before he transitioned i feel like this is kind of obvious but he definitely did this crossdressing/disguise thing constantly, like as a hobby. Being anonymous and tricking people into treating him like a dude was always the best source of seratonin and also very funny. he’s gone by like 50 different names, one of the most infamous being “ryan thomas man” which he came up with on the spot when drunk at a party. he also asserted he was the king of london
-his first gender crisis happened when he played puck in a midsummer performance and he was like damn shawty this gender kinda fire but he largely ignored it because it was useless to entertain the idea at the time
-as an actor there were constant rumors of him being attracted to women but he purposely buried them under the constant scandalous affairs with men who then suddenly and unexpectedly found all their money gone for some unknown reason so no one got around to calling him a lesbian. they didn’t know you could be bisexual
-on that note I think he’s aromantic bisexual :) ignore the fact that i am projecting my entire gender and sexuality onto him :) he can act out romance sure but he’s just like “is that not. friends with sex” and he lives by that. but yeah like romance sounds like a fucking mess to him so he mostly goes about things through one night stands iulgyfktdjrfygu but by loose terms yes he is definitely polyam
-legitimately when the crimes squad contacted him like “yo do you want to be part of the group and fake your death” he’s like uhhhhhh how am i supposed to help idk i can be the whore ig but they’re all like, yeah, we already got like three of those. but you seem pretty resourceful. i mean what do you WANT to do and he’s like uhhhhhhh can i be a man and they’re like. that can be arranged
-also jack fucking adopted him just went oh hello could i perhaps teach you the ways of manhood. need a gun. you look like you need a gun. and then went would u like to be an assassin
-on that note bond has never touched a gun before this! he just went ooh and pulled the trigger the first time they handed him one. somehow it went well. with very little training bond succeeds moran as the squad’s sharpshooter and moran is unbelievably angry about it
;ahsifh;dsohdsds;;sa i definitely could go on but holy shit this is so much
#moriarty the patriot#yukoku no moriarty#rowan's hyperfixation essays#ynm james bond#I LOVE HIM SO MUCH#yuukuko no moriarty
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Spanish Princess Episode 5: many many thoughts
Strap yo selves in
-WHERE WAS THE APOLOGY?? Lina’s just back with Catherine like nothing happened??
-Katherine, I get why you’re upset, but you kind of should be unsurprised?? Your dad was unfaithful to his wife, most kings were. Henry VII and Richard III were the exceptions, and even they had illegitimate sons before their marriages. Many kings also had official mistresses that everyone knew about, so by the standards of the time Henry and Bessie are actually being pretty tactful in at least trying to keep their affair out of sight. (Sexy dancing aside).
-Honestly it would have been so much more moving if KoA was like “I know kings take mistresses...but I thought...I was so sure... he would be different...”
-”they gave me a purse of gold!” It’s expected that you give the monarch lavish presents, lmao Ursula and Stafford would do that even if they hated each other and you
-”everybody loves a masque” the only sensible thing Henry has said so far in this show. Also court probably had way more masques than we see in the show, and it would standard to have a masque every holiday.
-”she is not a boy” hurry up with your character development and learn to love Mary already i am so TIRED of this miserable BS
-seems a rather depopulated masque? If the Chateau Vert pageant is anything to go by putting on a masque was a court activity, with most of the ladies performing.
-Bessie Blount in her cute masque costume... sweet mother i cannot weave Aphrodite has overcome me with GAAAAAAAAAAAAY
-”I never enjoyed carousing...my mother scolded me” look i love the Neville sisters with my whole heart but a) Margaret was 3 at most when her mother died, how does she remember her? She’d have clearer memories of her double-uncle and double-aunt, Richard III and Queen Anne b) Isabel Neville in the White Queen was established as very prim and proper, a well-bred girl who cared about enforcing decorum, she refused to ‘carouse’ and she certainly would never bring a 3 year old to a party c) we saw little Margaret as a girl at the end of the White Queen and she didn’t seem at all shy.
-”she died young, didn’t she” ...yes? most people did?
-”they both did” understatement of the year. Isabel Neville died young because she was ill, George died young (in the universe of The White Queen, at least) BECAUSE HE WAS FORCEFULLY DROWNED IN A VAT OF MALMSEY WINE. THESE TWO THINGS ARE NOT THE SAME! I do at least trust the writers of this show that the understatement was intentional, I’m sure even Emma Frost couldn’t forget a major character getting violently drowned.
-So the court only noticed the plague when one of their own got it so obviously and then died? Yes, plague could move fast, but if there was a whiff of plague the court would flee with the speed of the Looney Tunes road runner. If an acquaintance of an acquaintance of a cook had a cousin who saw someone with the plague, the court would flee to the country. How have these people not died of terminal stupid?! Like Compton was in the same building as the heir to the throne
-To be fair, it makes sense that they’re surprised Compton’s dead. Because the real Compton died of the sweating sickness. In 1528. Also he was involved in Buckingham’s downfall so... you just wrote yourself into a corner.
-Oh wow an actual good reason for More and Pole to be quarantined together i am amaaaaaazed
-”attend the queen” Boleyn, what do you think your daughter’s been doing all season if not attending the queen? Playing tetris?
-Katherine helping Anne into the wagon...I actually like that little moment. Like it does make sense, because the two have no reason to hate each other yet. (And who couldn’t like Anne? She’s such a babby!)
-Thomas More in the Tudor equivalent of casual clothes... much better. Shame about the 1930s lady’s wig.
-”what else should we do?” Maggie, this cannot be the first epidemic you’ve ever lived through. Have you forgotten the sweating sickness of 1485? You’ve probably lived through more epidemics than Oviedo has, you should know the protocol better than him.
-Oviedo continues to be the only man with rights. I wish we could see him crying and missing his wife and babies, but then my lil heart would break so maybe it’s for the best.
-They burn Maggie’s weird blue hood AS THEY SHOULD! IT WAS UGLY AND STUPID! I NEVER HAVE TO LOOK AT IT AGAIN NOW! THANK YOU SO MUCH! yes they also burned her nice dress with the strawberries on it but honestly it’s worth it, bc now i can rest easy, knowing the evil hood has been defeated.
-”you were a plaything” Katherine is so obviously insecure. I’m getting second-hand embarrassment. Like if she really was certain Bessie wasn’t important, she wouldn’t need to say it, would she? Except to rub it in. Which this KOA would absolutely do.
-literally all Bessie said was good morning?? Like Bessie is doing her best?? The masque was Henry’s idea, not hers, she hasn’t shown off about her affair, she hasn’t demanded money or titles, she hasn’t demanded any status to rival Katherine’s, she doesn’t flirt with or even speak to Henry when Katherine’s around, she acts like they’re strangers, she doesn’t even react when Katherine loses her temper...someone please please stick up for Bessie!
-”the rocking of the cart is unsettling to the stomach” is Anne naive, or is she covering for Bessie? I hope it’s the latter, in which case Anne is the one person looking out for Bessie...the babby is Soft, I repeat the babby is Soft!
-the irony of Mary being cold to Bessie when she’s next in the firing line...
-”it is not the rocking” Thank you Lina, where would we be without your gift for stating the obvious?
-”where did Wolsey get his money”...He’s a churchman...at the top of the church hierarchy...how do you fuckin think he got wealthy. Have y’all not been in the sixteenth century for five minutes? Why do you think Luther is so mad at the church?
-”I know of no other man in her bed most nights” Honestly wow I’m surprised KoA wasn’t like “well :/ a girl like that :/ who knows how many men process in and out of her bed :/” KoA gets half a point for being less bitchy than usual. Also Bessie looked so uncomfortable with Henry groping her stomach in front of Katherine. I pray the next man in her life treats her right and that Fraham don’t prematurely kill her off like they did with Compton.
-”the future king” if you’re regent on his behalf, then he’s already king! “Civilised companionship” back at it again with the Scots-are-barbarians.
-Laura Carmichael is utterly stunning this episode, with her hair down. The cinematography was beautiful in general this week.
-”freedom to speak and licence to speak are two different things” hey look at that one of Thomas More’s actual beliefs. I am giving all the credit to the historical advisor for that, I don’t believe for one second Fraham knew that beforehand.
-Maggie I love you but no, God does not sanction adultery. For any reason.
-KOA smirking and gloating about Bessie’s pain...she has never been so punchable. I would understand, if not condone it, if Bessie was manipulative, or greedy, or ambitious, or trying to supplant Katherine. But Bessie’s been betrayed by Henry too, and there’s no concrete evidence she ever gloated about her affair, to anyone let alone Katherine.
-”You think only of your own fate while London is struck down with plague” Earth to Katherine?? What concern have you shown for the Londoners?? Also calling Bessie selfish...Bessie’s not the one who lashed out at Lina, was jealous at Lina for having twin boys, and who wanted to continue a war for personal reasons. And then Bessie proves KoA wrong 5 hot seconds later by sticking up for Mary. Bit rich of KoA to be all “how dare you leave my daughter unattended” when she herself won’t even hold Mary.
-”Louis didn’t last a year” What! Is! The Timeline!
-Meg in that cloak reminds me of the Scottish Widow adverts. Georgie is so greedy- she steals every single scene she is in! Even when she’s raging she has more dignity and more presence than KoA ever has.
-”YOU LYING SOD” i burst out laughing it’s really not the little two-timing shit’s day, is it?
-Mary receiving Charlie B in the most Extra way possible. A++
-Why does Wolsey look like he’s about to cry?
-”thoughts are not actions” Lina I love you but... that is NOT what the New Testament says. Jesus said evil thoughts are very very much sins. I’ll give you a pass because maybe you haven’t been Catholic as long as Katherine has? Idk your backstory.
-Aaand now she’s wishing death on Bessie and her unborn baby and Lina isn’t disgusted? At least Katherine is feeling guilty. AS SHE SHOULD.
-”must it always fall to me to be magnanimous?” Katherine, you think only of yourself, for 23 out of every 24 hours.
-”God wants me to be compassionate to Bessie because of my sins” God wants you to be compassionate because that’s how Christianity is supposed to work. It’s not very selfless of you to decide to be selfless so that you can get what you want.
-oh wow look at that! She’s getting some self-awareness, i never saw that coming.
-”you betrayed Bessie” 5 points to Katherine of Aragon for standing up for Bessie when Henry screwed her over. Finally, some positive character development.
- MINUS 20000 POINTS FOR BABY STEALING
-WHAT THE FUCK
-is henry so dumb he thinks that baby is Katherine’s? Katherine was so obviously not pregnant
-When a baby’s born his skin needs to touch his mother’s skin so they can bond. They should have at least an hour’s cuddle time. Katherine of Aragon is literally traumatising a baby the very minute he is born. For her own selfish, selfish desires.
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1/2. I know it's a touchy subject but I've been thinking abt H's position rn. In 2020 it's undeniable that being an out gay man isn't a substantial risk for a musician's career, especially at his level. From where he stands, careerwise, at most it's a choice between different levels of massive fame and money. So I can't help but see a continuum between his desire to continue to play all sides and his unwillingness to have meaningful public stances.
2/2. Integrity requires a degree of vulnerability and acceptance of the outcomes (financially, people's opinions) and I don't think the risks for H are so significant at this point in his career that they would outweigh the benefits of LGBT visibility for people all around the world. I do keep in mind that there may be other considerations as well (legal, personal timing etc) but nothing about 1D history makes me think $ isn't the biggest consideration
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I don’t agree with your certainty here. I don’t think there’s anything undeniable about being out as a queer person. I’m going to talk about this in two parts: the coming-out part and the capitalism part.
In the year of our lord 2020, I feel like there is this notion that “real queer people come out” and that there aren’t VERY real risks for folks coming out. And that is just not factually accurate. There are laws on the books limiting harassment claims, bathroom usage, adoption, etc. And I believe part of your point is that Harry has enough money to mitigate risk, and I just don’t believe that’s true. Sam Smith talks about the death threats and nastiness they get all the time. And Sam was never the “sex symbol” that Harry has been portrayed to be.
Coming out is not what makes a queer person valid. It’s just not. And the more we put that in the world, the more young folks imagine they’re broken because they’re not out. For some folks it will NEVER be safe to come out. For some folks they are private and imagine it’s none of anyone’s damn business. And there are a myriad of other valid reasons people have for not coming out.
Harry (and Louis) do not owe the world a coming out. They really don’t. And that framing is harmful in lots and lots of ways.
Let’s talk about the capitalism part. I said the other week that imagining artists have power in the music industry doesn’t make sense. Artists are cogs in the machine. Well paid cogs, but cogs just the same. They can eek out creative control over some things but they have to get REALLY far to be able to control every aspect of their image. I’m not sure who I’d point to that has that level of control. Maybe Jay-Z because he owns so much of the means of production. But even then, I’m not sure.
I believe Harry is a queer artist in a homophobic industry trying to build a foundation for a lasting career. Who are we to say, yo, you should be done by now and it shouldn’t matter anymore? You don’t have integrity if you’re not willing to come out publicly? I do not want to be a person that says that to anyone.
#opinion#mine#if I misunderstood parts of this ask#please feel free to come back#and clarify#Anonymous
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High School AU 2 - Summer Festival, mysteries and confessions (1/3)
John: Sherlock… I have something to say.
Sherlock: What is it?
John: We’ve only known each other for a while.
Sherlock: Yup, since second year. No one wanted to dorm with me and you, the transfer student lasted the longest.
John: Yeah… honestly, the meeting was a shock but… the day I met you, I knew you were a good person and someone I could admire.
Sherlock: Aw, haha, glad to have you around too!
John: So, I mean… I have these… feelings… knowing you though you might already know it! Damn it! There’s no point in keeping them hidden, is there?!
Sherlock: Haha! Yeah… I know them… what you really feel.
John: Sherlock...
Sherlock: John...
John: If you already know then.. PLEASE HELP ME!!!
Sherlock: ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SEND A FREAKING TEXT! JUST TAP THE BUTTON ALREADY YOU GODDAMN COWARD!
Sherlock snaps and snatches John’s phone.
John: No! WAIT! I was gonna reread it!
Sherlock: and sent!
John: GAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
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Hudson: ah, there they are!
Mary: John-kun! Sherlock-kun! Over here!
Hudson: You two are late!
John: Ah… sorry… uwah *stares at the two girls wearing beautiful kimonos*
Mary: Does it suit me?
John: Ah! Yeah… it looks really great on you… beautiful…
Mary: Thank you!
Hudson: …you two were the ones who invited us and yet you’re late.
Sherlock: Well, inviting you two was one thing but dragging him here was another.
Hudson: …mhmm, so? What’s the plan?
Sherlock: They look like they’ve completely forgotten we exists though, isn’t it fine?
Hudson: Is that so… Mary! There’s so much stalls and I wanna eat everything! Why don’t we split up buying food and meet up in time for the fireworks?
Mary: Oh, that sounds nice.
Hudson: Then, me and Sherlock will be going that way while you and John go the other way then.
John: EH?!
Sherlock: Then, we’ll be going then.
Mary: Be careful now, let’s call each other when we find a good spot.
Mary grabs John’s arm and drags him away.
Sherlock: As expected of Mary…
Hudson: Right? You can’t expect her to wait too long… this is our last summer festival as students too.
Sherlock: Mhmm…
Hudson: What about you?
Sherlock: Hm?
Hudson: Well, if you’re gonna act like that then never mind… anyway, let’s go get Yakisoba!
Sherlock: …just saying, I don’t have much money on me.
Hudson: I know, I never expected anything from you.
Sherlock: Oh! As expected of Ms. Hudson!
Hudson: You’re paying half of everything later. Hm?
Sherlock: What is it?
Hudson: It’s gone.
Sherlock: Mhm?
Hudson: MY PURSE IS GONE!!!
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Lestrade: Another one? That’s the third one tonight.
Patterson: Mhm, there really might be a pickpocket on the loose.
Hudson: Third one! Unforgivable! I’m definitely gonna find the person and make them pay for it!
Sherlock: Mhm, by the way, why are you two senseis here?
Patterson: We’re volunteering, there’s not much adults who want to do it so here we are.
Lestrade: I’ve always wanted to be something like a police officer so, why not? It fits me doesn’t it?!
Sherlock: Oh, I see… no dates then.
Patterson and Lestrade: Hnng!
Patterson: Holmes-kun, observations like that are best kept to yourself.
Lestrade: I was rejected!
Hudson: For now! I can’t buy anything like this. Sensei! Please lend me some money, Sherlock is useless! I promise I’ll pay it back when my purse is found or maybe at school!
Lestrade: Eh? Even if I’m a sensei… that’s…
Hudson: I promise I’ll pay it back!
Sherlock: If I remember right, Hudson has connections to the neighborhood’s women association? Your mom knows a looooot of single women just loitering and looking for bachelors.
Lestrade: How much do you need?
Patterson: Wait! Sherlock? What about you?
Lestrade: Stop it, Patterson! That guy’s never gonna pay you back!
Sherlock: Mhm, well, rather than paying you back… how about I help you find the pickpocket instead?
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Hudson: You’re really fine on your own?
Sherlock: Yeah, walking together with a previous victim might make them back out. If I’m sure on who it is, I’ll call you and you can try to confirm if you saw them earlier.
Hudson: Alright, then, Lestrade-sensei…
Lestrade: Why do I have to go?
Hudson: Because we don’t know how much we’ll be needing! Plus, you can’t let your cute student walk around alone!
Patterson: *sigh* Take care, while I stay here in the lost and found alone… at least bring back some Takoyaki for me.
Sherlock: Patterson-sensei, about the stuff that got stolen, can you tell me more about those?
Patterson: Mhm? Yeah, well you already know Hudson’s purse.
Sherlock: Yeah, a pink coin purse with a golden clasp lock. There’s a bell keychain attached to it too.
Patterson: It’s weird isn’t it, since it had a bell, Hudson should’ve at least heard when it was snatched.
Sherlock: No, with the crowd noise and chimes, I doubt she’d notice. But, she was also keeping it in her sleeve. Even when cancelling the bell’s sound, the pickpocket would have to reach into her sleeve to grab it.
Patterson: So you’re saying, the pickpocket was actually able to do that?
Sherlock: Yeah, this pickpocket is skilled. He probably had to slightly bump into her then quickly reach into her kimono’s sleeve. Hudson is pretty keen and sensitive too, so for someone like her not to notice that…
Patterson: A professional pickpocket…?
Sherlock: Mhm… I’m no sure about that. How about the other wallets that were stolen? Did you get the description from the victims?
Patterson: Ah, yeah… here, they wrote them here.
Sherlock: Mhmm, this is….
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Albert: William, leave the rest to me and Louis. Shouldn’t you be leaving now?
William: Yeah… I did promise I’d lend them a hand.
Albert: Then, lucky you, you could go there and rest.
William: Haha, I wish you luck Ni-san.
Female Guest 1: Eh? William-sama you’re leaving?
Female Guest 2: No, please don’t leave.
Albert: Ladies, William has an important appointment he must attend do. Don’t worry, I however will not be leaving till the end of the event, or am I not enough for you?
Female Guests: Kyaaa
Albert winks at William, a signal to escape. William gives an apologetic smile and leaves.
Moran: Yo! You’re finally free!
William: Yeah, I’m leaving it to you guys. Thank you.
Moran: Still, I wish Albert would hold off making these fancy events just so he could drink all the wine he can get!
William: Haha, if I’m right, it was one of his friend’s idea.
Moran: Ah… right, that guy… also, change into this.
William: Thank you.
Moran: You’re gonna be walking in the festival, you can’t be seen wearing such formal clothes. One last thing, those women over there looking at us seems like they’d follow you.
William: I thought I was just imagining it…
Moran: Well, I’ll try to keep em company while you change, but I doubt I’d be able stop them from chasing after you.
William: Thank you.
William leaves, changes his clothes, and makes his escape to the summer festival.
William: Mhm? Those women are…
William notices their female guests from earlier and hides in between some stalls.
William: Just what did Moran do, it’s too fast for them to catch up to me.
William: Ah, excuse me but how much is this?
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Patterson: How is it? Did you figure it out?
Sherlock: Mhm, there might be more than one…
Patterson: Two?!
Sherlock: Can’t be too sure… BUT! I think I can set a trap for the first one!
Patterson: Uh… yeah, err, I’m stuck here.
Sherlock: It’s fine! I’m more than enough sensei! Then, I’ll be right back with the criminal, make sure to call the victims right away!
Patterson: Yeah! I’ll leave it to you.
Sherlock leaves.
Patterson: Ah wait, my shifts about to be over… Ah!
Patterson: Mhm?
William: Earlier, was that Holmes-kun?
Patterson: Eh? William-sensei? What’s with the mask? And using an Oni one of all things.
William: This is… due to some circumstances… haha, but that was Holmes-kun just now?
Patterson: Yeah, we’re in a bit of a situation here too.
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I loved the dream life reading for namjoon, I know this overlaps a bit with the life after fame reading, but can you do one (or something related) for yoongi as well? I've only seen money-focused readings on him so I wonder if he has any other future goals or will he just lock himself in his studio forever lol
good question. so, what does yoongi’s dream life currently look like:
the spread
⎡THE HIGH PRIESTESS⎦Every Tarot reader wants this card as a description of themselves. Because it speaks of a lot of spiritual gifts and insights. In Yoongi’s case, we can interpret it in a similar way. His dream life is being a very elusive character. He enjoys having secret admirers. Nowhere near him, nobody gets into his business, but yes, he’s wanted dead or alive. Mostly alive, in his sexiest form. Being a creative genius, old soul, and master producer is very much on his list. That love at a distance is how he feels the most comfortable and safe. He wants his art and unattainable position to accompany him for a long time. As a second component to the card beside wanting others to yearn for the mysterious Min, Yoongi also seeks to find a higher power. Nothing more, nothing less. His goal is to uncover the secret to life, even if the answer is something very vague. Except maybe ideas of Judaism and Christianity — see the Tora and Cross on the card — he’s not going to pursue hardcore religion, otherwise we’d have the conformity-loving HIEROPHANT (aka the pope). This is about more metaphysical and philosophical questions rather than joining an organized collective. He wants to immerse himself in study and emerge deeply knowing. Only to disappear in the veil once again to learn about existence. Lots of questions on his mind, and he wants to know the right way to live. Priest Louis Williams Suga Adams the 3rd, you know the deal.
⎡THE WHEEL OF FORTUNE (reverse)⎦Yoongi wants to embrace disorder in his life. Schedules throw his inner clock off balance and feel like a hassle to him. Also, in his usual manner, he wants struggle and challenges to bring him off track so he has something to focus on. Yoongi without strife and unexpected hardships is like a sports car without gas. He’d be jobless! The everlasting motto for Yoongi will remain: No pain, no fucking gain. He doesn’t want things to go smoothly, it’d be an unrealistic and undemanding way to him. His mind is already set to it like a radar. He mistrusts good luck and wants more hustle and obstacles. Every normal human being would run for the hills, but he needs blockages to tear down. This is very much rapper mentality, you can tell why he’s in that profession. Yoongi needs adversity, otherwise his lyrics will read... nothing at all, blank slate. On the one hand, he will grow strong, wise, and prepared like that, on the other, he will exhaust himself. But that’s precisely what his idea of paradise will look like, and he needs a good reason to relax. In short: Yoongi wants lightning to strike his life in half every now and then, and play with Goddess Fortuna.
⎡THREE OF CUPS (reverse)⎦First, he plans to give up his wine drinking habit. It’s his escape from stress and social anxiety, once the stress is no longer there, the alcohol, too, will fade. He knows he drinks out of negative reasons and not positive ones, he will ditch the bottle down the line responsibly toward his health. And then: Yes, Yoongi does not plan to widen his social circle. Family-wise, romance-wise, friend-wise, colleague-wise. Once he has the chance to build his own life, he won’t party, he won’t go out to bars, he won’t host something at his home. Sweet serenity and silence is what he is wired to. Yoongi isn’t forcing himself into being alone or does it to hurt others by withdrawing. It’s the way he naturally is and feels he benefits society the most. His Pisces needs are best met when he’s behind the curtain and outside of that dang 2020s chaos. And in this current time and with his level of fame, that’s only feasible to him by not inviting anybody at all, and not starting things that will only disappoint others. No weddings or reunions from back in the day, Yoongi looks for his own company and authenticity. He won’t coerce anything or deny when he grows apart form someone. Yoongi’s dolce vita is cancelling everything fake that’s thrown his way blissfully. Cue Ne-Yo: He’s got his own thing, that’s why I love him, Mister Independent. In short, yes, he wants to live like a cat.
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Shall we talk about the songs on louis’ “28 songs” playlist?
(Massive observation of all 28 songs ahead. Yes it took me 2 hours to make this. Skip to the end after the keep reading if you want the TL;DR)
You’re not the only one - Sam Fender
“The song is in fact about his best mate and himself “coming out on the other end of a bad place” and going out to party. He told Virgin Radio that “It’s a celebratory song about loving your mate, really”. “ - Genius lyrics
“ The fabricated smiles so wide, they're of hope Your composure is so brittle, and you hold yourself so well Inside, you cling to pieces of a broken carousel “ well yes i am crying
“We'll have this place on lockdown, it's here for you to taste“
Call me out - Sea Girls (Nautical theme, anyone?)
“And I've changed a lot since then, ask my friends The crying stopped, on top of that, my eyes forgot An old flame who got her hips on a bucket list And times missed every night since we first kissed”
“ And I've changed a lot since then, ask my friends My clothes, my frame, I've spent enough but feel the same”
“And I'll be waiting when you come and call”
“ I can burn that bridge when we get to it “
The Runner - Foals
“... The narrator is done lamenting his fate now and Part 2 sees him picking himself up, dusting himself off, and moving forward... [A] call to find a sense of purpose and perseverance despite the odds and despite the troubles we may find inside or outside ourselves.” - Genius lyrics
Nightmares - Easy Life
“...topics of insomnia, anxiety, and peer pressure.... The major chords acting to cover up the emotions professed in the lyrics, turning the song itself into a perfect metaphor...” - About the song, Genius lyrics.
“ It's all a bit of fun until somebody gets hurt I’ll take it with a pinch of salt, another bridge is burned” Burning bridges, again, you say?
“ It's all a bit of fun until somebody gets hurt I'll take it with a pinch of salt, another lesson learned But I don't need to know what's real or not no more I don't need to know what's real or not no more “
My honest face - Inhaler (pretty self explanatory title there)
“ [The vocalist] fears being met with nitpicking or criticism of the lesser parts of his performance. He thinks of himself as skilled, but not perfect. “ - About the song, Genius lyrics.
“And honey, I could play the Joker My made up smile broke your heart last night No, no, no, I didn't want to hurt ya But there's just a certain culture when you're young When you're young “
“ And honey, I could play the hater Acting like I hated her last night No, no no, I didn't want to hurt you “
“ I'll take you to an honest place Darling, I just can't find my honest face It's all over the place, it's all over the place “ So he wants to show his audience who he really is, but he can’t.
Your girlfriend - Blossoms (oh? oH?)
This one is interesting. There are many pronoun changes through the song. It’s hard to figure out at which point the girl goes from being “a friend who is a girl” to “girlfriend” and who is the speaker, who is the friend, and who is the girl.
“ I'm a boy And she's a girl With more charm than most movie stars So we met Through a friend We rent a place and she comes round to stay “ The first ‘we’ is the speaker and the girl, the second we is the speaker and his friend. This is when the song starts sounding like a dialogue to me: one person sings everything until before the last line, and the last line is a reply from the friend.
“ And now your girlfriend is ringing in my ears again “ There is a change here from “we met through a friend” (telling the story to someone else) vs this line, where the speaker is talking TO said friend, or perhaps following up on the dialogue theory, this is the friend replying to the speaker.
“ What am I supposed to do? I can tell, they get along so well” Is this the speaker talking about his friend and the girl, no longer talking TO the friend? I feel like this is the (mutual)friend wondering about his girl friend and the speaker.
“Is it possible, she likes me too?
I'm not sure if I should read between those lines “ This could be the speaker wondering.
“I should be moving out but can't 'cause we've just signed a lease “ (Again with the renting? Princess park? Hmm?)
“Thought maybe we'd go out for a movie And we can forget friends who'll be fuming Then I could walk you home in the evening And that's just being friendly “ This can be analysed in so many different ways depending on who’s speakig and to whom.
“And now your girlfriend is ringing in my ears again And when she smiles, I can't hide my jealousy Oh I can't take it, boy I hope she's faking it I heard he bought a ring today
I heard they got engaged today “ This one is interesting, because she might have ended up together with either the friend or the speaker, and whichever one she did not end up with is referring FIRST to their buddy and then moving on to address someone else, telling the story. Also, it almost sounds as if whoever is saying this is jealous OF THE GIRL, not of the guy who is with her.
Overall there is a lot to unpack with this song, mainly because of the change in pronouns and who the singer has as their audience for each line.
Empty hands - Tors
“Too late to call I've been away left you alone”
“I didn't notice you're feeling hopeless So blue-ou-ou again”
“And I'm nothing more than just a man And it breaks my heart When I break your heart”
“And I promised more than I could give And it's not the life you thought you'd live”
“Saturday nights up on the roof Sundays in bed Coffee and sleep Head for a walk Down by the sea with you-ou-ou” (Again nautical theme? Eroda anyone? Lou’s MV? Harry’s MV?)
“When I come back home I see the lights That you left on for me every night When I see you standing at the door Everything i want for evermore “ (Lights up? met you at your doorstep?)
Restrospect - Vistas
“See you find comfort in small things Which she considers the wrong things And you find comfort in hellos Not goodbyes, not goodbye And you try not to have issues With the hate you, love you, and miss yous That all come out when she kissed you Goodbye, goodbye” This is basically saying “hey i know about the stuff you like and don’t, she doesn’t! also you were feeling great until she ruined it!”
“Singing Sweet Caroline with diamonds in her eyes” (diamonds will make sense with the next song)
“Throw my arms to the skies”
“ Let me go and I'll forget Happiness in retrospect” Letting go has been a big theme y’all.
“See you find comfort in tall things Which he considers the wrong things And you find comfort in things he can't Recognise, recognise” OH HO HO HO WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT PRONOUN CHANGE? Now there’s a MAN who isn’t right for this person according to the singer.
“ And you want nothing but all this While he's stuck trying to solve it Nevertheless acquiesce till you feel those Butterflies, butterflies “
Lucy - Ten Tonnes (aHA! Lucy as in Lucy in the sky with diamonds, aka ANOTHER Beatles reference up in this bitch.)
“ Where you left your face “
“ Come away, from the window Haven't you learnt? That in dreams you can't get burned And I will meet you there Under purest skies It's where I'll be When they're finished with me” This gives me some SOTT vibes.
My Cheating Heart - Love Fame Tragedy (Pretty self explanatory song title, pretty self explanatory band name)
“Money, women, cars Leave my head among the stars 'Cause I want it all, yeah, yeah I want it all Puppet on a string is it such an evil thing”
“ So do I sink or do I float now?” The water scenes in the MVs????
Tears dry on their own - Amy Winehouse (ouch)
About the song: “She describes how a tarnished relationship has made her feel, and how she cries often. [Song] Samples Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell’s “Ain’t No Mountain High Enough” Interesting sampling there, since ANMHE literally goes “ain’t no mountain high enough... to keep me from getting to you babe. Remember the day I set you free...” and just great song overall i cannot copy the whole thing here but YO.
“Once it was so right When we were at our height Waiting for you in the hotel at night I knew I hadn't met my match But every moment we could snatch I don't know why I got so attached It's my responsibility And you don't owe nothing to me But to walk away I have no capacity “ Well i am crying this isn’t it THIS AINT IT
“He walks away The sun goes down He takes the day but I'm grown And in your way, in this blue shade My tears dry on their own” Letting go, your partner leaving you for someone else... there’s a lot to unpack here.
“We could a never had it all We had to hit a wall So this is inevitable withdrawal Even if I stop wanting you A perspective pushes through I'll be some next man's other woman soon” So, Walls? Hardship in the relationship? Not being the formal girlfriend/partner but the side-chick?
“ I wish I could say no regrets And no emotional debts Cause as we kiss goodbye the sun sets So we are history”
2all - Catfish and the Bottlemen
“Life got led By people who Just wanna flood your head
... But it fits you at the time To fall for every line “ As stated by Genius: “...life is often “led” or heavily influenced by those who can rally people to follow their thoughts and ideas, e.g. friends, employers... The “fall for every line” is referring to the ones who let the people that try to influence their lives into their head and let them take over. “
Also, About: “ The song has a heavy emphasis on how you should hold the best people closest to your heart – the ones who are always there for you when you need them and the people you can count on all the time.”
“ Oh, they convinced me every time That I needed fooling So that I'd go and get it right Yeah, somewhere, they convinced me down the line When I needed fooling So that I'd go and get it right”
Reptilia - The Strokes
About the first lines: “ A shot at journalists; The Strokes, especially Julian, have never been open with the press and want their music to do their talking.”
“"You sound so sleepy, just take this, now leave me" From Genius: “Julian’s girl is talking to him, telling him that he looks “sleepy” but he probably is bored... his girl gets frustrated with him and eggs him on to ditch her.”
Honestly the whole analysis on Genius is pretty on point:
“He’s using sarcasm, the girl is trying as hard as she can to keep the relationship together, she’s thirsty as fuck and the night is barely over.... At this point Casablancas just wants to get out of the relationship. he sees this desperate need to leave, but she remains behind.... He’s waited long enough and it’s finally over between whom ever the girl is. She’s not having fun anymore and her happiness becomes sorrow, he just wants this night to be over....[About the title] Reptiles are cold blooded creatures (and the girl in the song just doesn’t care about the guy.)”
Harmony Hall - Vampire Weekend
This song sort of refers to hate groups, keep that in mind.
“ We took a vow in summertime Now we find ourselves in late December”
“ I thought that I was free from all that questionin'”
“ I don't wanna live like this, but I don't wanna die “
Runaway - KAWALA
“ Run away from the words unspoken Coast to coast going through the motions of Who'll be a better man, who'll do it better”
“ And I'll help you follow the line “
“ We're miles apart, closing up the distance I'm reaching out if you need assistance Who'll be a better man, who'll do it better”
“Today is the day I'll get on Awaiting the storm to move on I lie naked in wait to reform Let's try make it right this time now” I’m-- Bitch i’m---
“ Oh, it's all so emotional Oh, I hope that you're coping Oh, I won't let you lose it all “
Mr. Brightside - The Killers (Ah well we all know this one who are we even kidding)
Honestly this is where shit starts aligning.
About the song: “the song deals with issues of infidelity, paranoia, and jealousy”
“ Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine Gotta gotta be down because I want it all It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?” Iconic, we all know it, wild.
More About: “ The song is about the THOUGHT that one’s significant other is cheating”
And anyway, more paranoia and jealousy and fear of getting cheated on.
For now - DMA’S
“ All I need to know, she's dead to me” Well that is... harsh.
“ Quite like what I need to be, I'll send your bones to the sea “ You know the drill.
“ No, I won't be anymore, no, we won't be anymore “
“ Lately, we've lost control of everything you're biddin' for You keep me down, you set the score I've been impossible, only words are drowning out Take your head out of the clouds” There’s like 80 different meanings here.
Belter - Gerry Cinnamon
About the title: “ “belter” which is Scottish slang for an exceptional or outstanding example of something”
“ Diamonds oan' her finger and she always looks her best “ Diamonds again. Also allusion to rings ehem.
“ No happy endings, unless fairy-tales come true But she looks like a princess and there’s not much else to do I think I love her “ :(
“Is happiness an option, or has love just turned me blind?” Double :(
Dry your eyes - The Streets
The whole thing is about a breakup.
“In one single moment your whole life can turn around“
“ Please let me show you how we could only just be for us I can change and I can grow, or we could adjust The wicked thing about us is we always have trust”
“We can even have an open relationship if you must”
“Dry your eyes, mate I know it's hard to take but her mind has been made up There's plenty more fish in the sea Dry your eyes, mate I know you want to make her see how much this pain hurts But you've got to walk away now, it's over�� It’s like he’s talking to his buddy who just went through a painful breakup telling him to n o t l e t i t b r e a k h i s h e a r t.
“ 'Cause I can't imagine my life without you and me There's things I can't imagine doing, things I can't imagine seeing “
“ 'Cause you said it'd be forever and that was your vow And you're gonna let our things simply crash and fall down? “ I didn’t include it before, but a few other songs also mention vows.
“ I know in the past I've found it hard to say Telling you things but not telling straight But the more I pull on your hand and say The more you pull away”
Confidence - Ocean Alley
(Random fact: I just noticed that this song is from an album called Chiarobscuro, and i didn’t include it but one of the previous songs also used that word)
“ Well, I should've said this, and I should've said that All that I know now”
Modern Love - Courteeners (quite the title)
“We got style and we got grace, we run wild and never dance alone In this town, she’s fucking famous But this town will never be her home” LA anyone?
“ But I don’t need this modern love This modern love Oh, it always lets me down”
“The popularity trap strikes again You don’t need these fools cause you’re incroyable“ Yeah not to be that larrie but the TPWK website has been telling people that they’re “incroyable” (incredible)
“ We found solace at The Star and Garter “ Oh, what is The Star and Garter? Oh you know, just “... a cult club located in their home town of, Manchester.” Anyways moving on
I am slowly losing my shit here:
“ A bare mattress, a lockless door Two Withington hearts on a pique assiette floor Give me back those awkward exchanges The fumbles In bathtubs When we were just strangers We talk about your graduation And the realisation that we might not be together forever and ever “ Withington is an area of south Manchester.
“ Wide-eyed and up all night This could be good” ANYWAYS...
Laurel Wreath - Bear’s Den
About the title: “refers to the Ancient Greek tradition of awarding Olympic victors laurel wreaths. The laurel wreath is also used in academia and as an architectural accent, for good luck.In this song the wreath is withering, and Andrew Davie uses this idea of athletic defeat as a symbol for his failures and relationship issues.”
“ Or the collapsing of a history “
“ But you found me in the morning, December in my eyes” December was mentioned in other songs, too.
“ Got your call, I needed it more than I could let on to you” WELL
Riot Van - Arctic Monkeys
About the song: “[The people in the song] As long as they had some good laughs, they don’t care if they are rich or have a job or are poor or anything. They just want to exist. “
“ Got a chase last night From men with truncheons dressed in hats We didn't do that much wrong Still ran away though, for the laugh Just for the laugh“
“ Well, they won't catch me and you”
“ Is there a certain age you're supposed to be? 'Cause nobody told me"
“ They get their address and their names took But they couldn't care less” Genius says: “ This is the police’s main deterrent for underage offenders, but the parents of these boys have obviously had so many calls from them that the boys don’t care anymore.”
Ahhh but the fun comes with painful consequences:
“Thrown in the riot van And all the coppers kicked him in And there was no way he could win Just had to take it on the chin” Also from Genius: “ Throughout society, whatever he does is never good or acceptable enough. He always gets pushed further down and down, to the point where he’s given up. He’s never going to win, there are too many people with much more power going against him. He just has to ‘take it on the chin’, ie. he has to accept that this is his life, there’s not point fighting against it because nothing will ever change.”
Please, please, please let me get what I want - The Smiths (it doesn’t get more literal that this tbh)
About the song: “ This song is about the desperation to fulfill personal desires... He has lived a life full of disappointment and maybe despair... For once he is having a good time, which is a wonderful surprise...” Also, sidenote, in live shows the title lyric apparently gets changed to “let me get who i want”.
The Less I Know the Better - Tame Impala (buddy let me tell you, the amount of gay fics i’ve seen from different fandoms using part of this song as a title...)
About the song: “...describes the pain of a man feeling left out in a love triangle”
“ She was holding hands with Trevor Not the greatest feeling ever” Y’all remember the Trevor concert incident with Harry? also the singer’s name is Kevin... who’s feuding with Trevor in the song... maybe that doesn’t mean shit.
“ Then I heard they slept together Oh, the less I know the better The less I know the better” Oh perhaps you broke up with your love and now he’s with someone else and it hurts?
“ Oh my love, can't you see that you're on my mind”
“ She said, "It's not now or never Wait ten years, we'll be together" I said, "Better late than never Just don't make me wait forever" Don't make me wait forever Don't make me wait forever” Oh shit bruuuuuh oh SHIT.
“I was doing fine without ya Till I saw your face, now I can't erase Giving in to all his bullshit Is this what you want? Is this who you are?” BULLSHIT? DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE?
“Oh, sweet darling, where he wants you Said, "Come on Superman, say your stupid line" “
Tomorrow never knows - The Beatles (AHHH WE LOVE A BEATLES REFERENCE)
Song is from the Revolver album (gunshot anyone?)
“Turn off your mind, relax and float downstream It is not dying, it is not dying “
“Lay down all thoughts, surrender to the void It is shining, it is shining”
Eat, Sleep, Wake (Nothing But You) - Bombay Bicycle Club
“ Eat, sleep, wake Nothing but you” Habit? I don’t know if I could ever go without?
“ I can see where you are, dream where you are Will the song never end? Us on the bed half a meter apart”
“ I may not say it outwardly So all I have are memories Those looks at the start, the words in the dark But never a flame, we just wanted the spark”
ANYWAYS CONCLUSION TIME, or TL;DR: There is A LOT to unpack here. All of these songs vaguely follow the same theme. There’s a lot of breaking up going on, as well as moving on and third parties being involved. There’s stuff about being controlled, not being enough, wanting to be yourself, There’s references to Louis’ songs, to Harry’s songs, to 1D tracks, to Larry, to Elounor, you name it. This playlist is definitely giving us a taste of what Walls will deal with and boy is it A LOT.
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Hot-headed Bugsy makes his mind up. Don't mess with Bugsy or you'll wind up. Wishing you'd left well enough alone.
:: Debut Solo ::
Part One
It maybe a new city, a new country and even a new set of targets, but the job, the goal and the aim was still the same. Regardless of where we were, the objective was to make sure that we were known and we took no crap from anyone. We believed we were above the law. Everyone has a price. Even the police, judges and jurors. They all had a price and they could all be bought to make sure that everything went our way.
Fat Sam’s grandfather had built his empire up in Chicago in the nineteen-forties, just after the second world war. Fat Sam’s father moved the empire to New York in the nineteen-eighties and now, Fat Sam himself has bought the empire to the United Kingdom. A new start. Of sorts.
After the show down with Dandy Dan six years ago, where a truce was called between both Fat Sam’s gang and Dandy Dan’s gang. Things went sour real big in New York after I left. Blousy and I headed off to Hollywood. She was destined for the great stage. Blonde, talented and beautiful. A modern day Marilyn Monroe. Hollywood wasn’t for me though, the straight and narrow life was not for me.
I wanted nothing but the best for Blousy. We just weren’t compatible. We were too different. So after two years, we went from fighting for each other, to fighting with each other. One day soon after I got the call from Fat Sam about moving to England and I didn’t hesitate to take him up on it. I begged Blousy to come but she had made it big in Hollywood, everyone knew her name now. That was the end.
That was four years ago. Four years. I thought of Blousy often. We never called, we never wrote and we never had any communication. I kept up with her ins and outs through social media but other than that, there was nothing between us. There was far too much here for me to concentrate on anyway and I spent more time in trouble than I did anything else these days.
So now, as I sat at the bar in Fat Sam’s Speakeasy club, I was rolling a ten pence piece over and under my fingers skilfully with one hand, while I swirled the brownish-orange liquid in the glass in the other. I needed to see Fat Sam before I headed to the Boxing Gym I owned in Kentish Town. A shipment of AK-47’s were coming into the Dover Docks tomorrow and I have had a tip off that the cops are all over it. So I wanted to re-route the shipment to Southampton, meaning we needed to get our men down there in time to receive the shipment before the cops got wind of it.
It was Sod’s law really that Fat Sam wasn’t here yet and the longer I waited, the more pissed I was getting. I stopped rolling the coin when I heard the door of the club open and I looked up to see Leroy Smith coming through the door. He joined Fat Sam’s gang the year of the truce and has stood by us ever since. Flicking the coin up in to the air and catching it, I shoved it into my leather jacket pocket and raised a finger to the bartender to signal a drink for Leroy as he sat down beside me.
“Hey Boss”
I glanced to him briefly, watching as he leaned up on the bar with a cheery disposition about him.
“What has you in a good mood?”
A knowingly cheeky grin spread across his lips, like he had some big secret to tell but wasn’t going to tell me unless I worked for it.
“Bugs; my man, why do I need a reason?”
I shifted uneasy on the stool. Once Leroy had his drink. I pushed my line of questioning once more, without very much tact.
“Cut the shit, Leroy”
He raised the glass to his lips and took large gulp. His deep throaty chuckle echoed around the nearly empty club. Only members, and visitors of members were allowed in here and it wasn’t even lunch time yet. So the usual suspects wouldn’t be rolling in until darkness fell.
“You’re no fun anymore, Bugsy”
He adjusted his cap on his head, before removing it and running his fingers through his messy hair. Dropping the hat to the counter top, I watched his every movement like a silent assassin ready to strike if need be.
“We got a sponsor for the fight between Trigger and Fingers Saturday night, he wants to meet with you tomorrow”
His grin widened as he spoke to me. Once a month. Every gang called a truce, and beat the shit out of each in the boxing ring. This week one of our own Trigger was fighting Frankie Randall’s guy, Fingers. He was dumb as fuck, but he knew how to fight, so it was going to be an interesting fight. I had been training Trigger myself and he was a force to be reckoned with. He was built like a brick shit house. Was also a few planks short of a decking but he was muscle and I had no doubts he would wipe the floor with Fingers this weekend. Picking up my whiskey glass and taking a sip. I cocked my head in Leroy’s direction.
“Who’s the sponsor?”
I eyed him inquisitively. It wasn’t unusual for a rival or local gang to sponsor the events. It gives them the access to be the only ones who could run bets at the match and monopolise the fight. Though I was strict as fuck and if I believed for one moment anyone was throwing the match I would shut that shit down and the person in charge would be blacklisted, if not dead.
We were all crooks, thieves and gangsters of the worse kind. We were deadly, we carried guns and we didn’t give much of a damn about anything that wasn’t business. But in my boxing club, on my property, you played by the rules and left your dodgy shit at the door because I had no issues putting a bullet in someone’s ass for trying to do over what was mine.
“Rusty Evans”
Leroy finally confessed after mulling everything over on how to tell me and my blood instantly boiled. My hand gripping around the whiskey glass. Rusty had been trying to muscle in on Fat Sam’s territory since we got here. Due to our New York connections, we were known before we even arrived. Reputation was everything and Rusty had made us his main target. The whites of my knuckles were straining around the glass, the tendons twitching with frustration. My lips curled up in a snarl and I kept my gaze forward. Focusing on the rows upon rows of bottled spirits on the back of the bar.
“Three quarters of a mill or he can take his rat ass business else where”
Barking my demand, as I raised the glass and knocked back the final contents of the glass. Slamming it back down on the bar. I saw Leroy jump in the corner of my eye in shock. He remained silent for a long time. Mulling over my terms. My club, my property, my price. People took it or left it. If we didn’t get a sponsor then I became the main bookie, so it wasn’t any loss for me. The stake was third quarters up front, or he could shove his sponsorship up his weak ass. It took all my will power to not stick a bullet in his chest and rip out his heart with my bare hands.
“Sure thing boss. Take it easy.”
He gave me a nod and slipped from his stool, my head cocked in his direction as I watched him replace his cap, tipping the front before leaving the Speakeasy club. Fuck this shit. I wasn’t in a good mood when I came in here, now my mood had gone to complete shit. Rusty was the lowest of the low. He got his men to play dirty and then ran like a coward. I wouldn’t put it past him to have tipped the Feds off on the incoming shipment. Looking across the bar to Louis.
“Another Louis. Thanks”
He gave me a nod and bought the bottle over. Nudging the tumbler closer so he could pour out another shot. Giving him a thankful nod. I picked up the glass and knocked it all back in one. I didn’t have to wait too much longer for Fat Sam to arrive. The door of the club came slamming open, smashing into the wall with such force. As usual he was ranting and raving about something but not making much sense. He was followed by his lackey Knuckles and his on and off girlfriend, and main lounge singer here at the Speakeasy, Tallulah.
“Ah, Bugsy; you here to see me? Course you are, sure, give me five, five and I’m all yours. Yo Louis, make sure my man has got a drink. Five minutes... five”
He was always all over the place. You could never get a word in edge ways and I wasn’t about to attempt to talk to him either until I was sure was going to listen. He disappeared into his office and I turned my head back around. My hand wrapping around the newly filled glass. I could smell the strong scent of Tallulah’s perfume before I saw her or heard her. I think she swam in it on a daily basis and it got right into the sinus’ and left a nasty taste in your mouth. As she now propped herself up against the bar. Her body turned directly at me. I didn’t bother to look at her.
Tallulah was a girl that you didn’t want to get involved with. Face piled with heavy make up, tight cocktail dresses that clung to every curve of her slender figure and purposely enlarged her ample breasts and cleavage to make sure that she got every man in eye line a chance to stare with their tongues hanging out. I was a conquest of Tallulah’s. But I’ve been there. Long before her and Fat Sam started dating and long before she was this high maintenance lush who would sleep with any man with money. That’s why her and Sam were on and off. She was too high maintenance for anyone to keep up with and I refused to be another notch of rich men on her bed post.
I could get my own women, whenever I wanted. I didn’t need to scrap the bottle of the barrel with girls like Tallulah who only saw pound and danger signs, to keep her interested. Her hand finally rose, to trail a red polished finger nail down over my arm slowly, causing me to finally turn my head in her direction.
“Not gonna buy a girl a drink there, handsome, it’s impolite to leave a lady hanging”
I snorted a laugh knocking back the entirety of my glass.
“I see no lady here though Tallulah, just you”
That fake smile she had plastered on her face faded quickly and she scowled at me. I kept my gaze on hers. Unwavering from her intense glare as I locked in her into this show down.
“Hey, Louis, give this girl her usual and put it on Fat Sam’s tab, will you?”
“Sure Bugsy”
Reaching into my pocket and pulling out my wallet, I grabbed out a few notes and dropped them down onto the bar to pay my tab. Leaving a hefty tip as usual. Replacing my wallet into my leather jacket. I slipped from the bar stool, closing the small gap between Tallulah and I. Looking down at her, I raised a hand, to hook my finger under her chin, and tilting her head to look at me.
“Never, Tallulah, never, and you can bet your Gucci heels on that shit too”
Giving her a wink and dropping my hand from her chin, I looked over towards Louis.
“Thanks man, see you later”
He gave me a salute and said no more as he made Tallulah’s drink and I headed towards Fat Sam’s office. It took a long time for Tallulah to shout back. Still stunned she had been shot down before she could even get started.
“You’ll be sorry Bugsy Malone, you will come crawling back to me one day, mark my words”
I chuckled under my breath but didn’t respond. I could hear her heels stomping against the wooden flooring before her screeching scream rang out through the empty club.
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Octopussy - #24WeeksofBond
24 Weeks of Bond continues with “Octopussy” - a title I’m sure they are regretting today - otherwise known as “What the Egg is Going On?”. It’s not known as that, but it sure would’ve aged better than Octopussy. The title is just so snicker inducing that it kind of overshadows the fact that this is actually a pretty good movie! I was so surprised tonight by how much I enjoyed this film, it’s still an installment in Moore’s twilight period so I can’t say it’s one of his best, but it sure ain’t the worst. Moore has a little more swagger in this film in comparison to “For Your Eyes Only” which makes his age a LITTLE less noticeable. That might be due to the circumstances of the time...
1983 saw a battle of the Bonds. Kevin Mclory (the ole dastardly producer who has the rights to Thunderball at this time) decided now was the time to make a Bond film of his own with none other than - Sean Connery. Yes, Connery was set to reprise his role of 007 in a “Bond film” called Never Say Never Again. Of course, this movie is NOT apart of this marathon because it is not produced by EON productions and the Broccolli family. It is an UNofficial monstrosity of a off-brand Bond film. Never Say Never Again is a remake of Thunderball but with a VERY old Sean Connery who looks like he would be drinking Vodka in his coffee at his breakfast bar in his apartment while watching the birds. Of course this nostalgia was the only thing it had going for it, and it was set to run against the official Bond series as competition.
Roger Moore was still on a film by film basis, after “For Your Eyes Only” Moore wanted out but with the upcoming Connery film coming up, EON could not risk having a fresh face as Bond so they convinced Moore to give it another go, and stuck with the sure thing. So the stage was set...Roger Moore vs. Sean Connery. I’ll give you one guess as to which film did better...Octopussy came out on top, but still had mixed reviews.
Yes Moore is older in this film, I think I’ve exhausted all of my old Moore jokes in my “A View To A Kill” review so if your looking for fun Dad puns here, you won’t get much. This film is a story of a fabergé egg and the trail that it leaves. We open up this film with a clown seemingly in danger, who ends up getting killed by some twin throwing knife assassins. The clown ends up being an MI6 agent and he had a fake Fabergé egg with him. That sparks the curiosity of MI6 because these eggs are extremely rare...and it just so happens, a real one is being auctioned off. MI6 thinks Russia is involved (of course they are, it was the cold war) so Bond is out to sniff it out.
The egg leads Bond to Kamal Khan (Louis Jourdan). Jourdan plays the part of Khan with such class, but with the slightest adjustment of his facials, he turns into a menacing psycho. I really enjoyed his performance in this film. Khan is basically a con man who has a guy that makes forgeries of classic jewelry pieces and sells them at auctions for a high price and helps smuggle the real deals for his boss (I think), that we will come to know as Octopussy, played by the returning Maud Adams.
It’s funny how the studio brings back actors to play different characters. I’ve never really understood why they would do that, especially with the same actor playing Bond. We last saw Adams in “The Man With The Golden Gun” and now she has been hired back to play the title character. Octopussy is a women who is a jewelry smuggler who has hired a harem of ninja women to help her with her smuggling while also working as a career placement agency - helping these women find what they are good at and giving them jobs. It’s not very clear if Kamal Khan works for Octopussy, or if he just partners with her because he is in the jewelry game too, but Khan is going over Octopussy’s head and is planning something much more sinister.
Turns out - Khan has partnered with a raving lunatic Russian General Oramov who is thirsty for war and conquest. They are using Octopussy and her jewelry smuggling habit, to low-key get a bomb into a circus in an effort to cause confusion and to start a war with the USA, leaving Europe vulnerable to attack and conquest. Not sure what Khan gets out of this arrangement other than money, but it must be enough to be ok with setting off a bomb at a circus, killing hundreds of kids. Money really is the devil.
This movie has a lot of great action and locations with the majority of the film set in India. Lots of fun to be had here with a baby taxi car chase and Bond escaping the baddies by using your stereotypical Indian street acts, like a bed of nails, and a sword swallower. We also meet Vijay who plays the Bond theme to charm his snake. Moore gives him a rupee and says “Charming tune”...lol, he doesn’t even know that he has a theme song, and that THAT is it!! Bond uses the egg to his advantage to get to Khan in order to shake him, hoping that coconuts of information will fall from his tree.
This eventually leads Bond into infiltrating Octopussy’s island by alligator boat. This whole movie we are being led to believe that Octopussy is the main bad guy, but she informs Bond that Bond had a hand in her father’s death a long time ago (which was apparently a good thing) and wanted to meet him. So Bond and Octopussy become buds, then lovers. Khan is pissed about this new found friendship and hires a guy with a circular saw yo-yo to kill Bond...well, that doesn’t work.
This all comes down to the wire as Khan secretly transfers a bomb inside a cannon where Octopussy thinks the jewelry is. Khan and his muscle sneak out to let everyone die while Bond infiltrates the circus where he dons the outfit of one of the throwing knife twins (where he will find himself running away from like 009 in the beginning), a gorilla, and finally a clown. Somehow Bond is able to apply clown makeup and get in costume in 30 seconds. The picture of Bond in clown makeup tends to linger in one’s mind - giving this film another strike in its legacy. But, Bond saves the day by dismantling the bomb right at 0:00, spoiling Khans plans.
There are plenty of flaws with Octopussy, there is the pre-title sequence, which is actually great, but has nothing to do with the rest of the movie. There is the goofy decision to put Bond in a clown costume. And of course, the out of nowhere Tarzan scene in an otherwise awesome safari hunt. But it’s got such a bountiful array of stunt work like Bond clinging to a plane in flight, and a train en route. All the work and risk put into the stunts of this movie, to me, makes up for some of the lack-luster aspects of the plot.
This is also a PRIME example of why I wanted to watch these films out of order. I REALLY enjoyed this film tonight because I wasn’t Moore’d out like I usually am watching this film. Octopussy is Moore’s 6th bond film, when you are watching these in order, by the time you get to Octopussy, you are so sick of Roger Moore that you start developing tunnel vision and his films start to bleed into each other. After watching a few Craig movies and a dose of Brosnan, I am all buckled up for another Moore film. This allowed me to finally see what Octopussy is all about on its own two feet...or should I say 8 feet?
Anyone in the mood for stuffed sheep’s head? That scene where Khan eats that eye still gets me.
Let me know what you thought of Octopussy, I love all your comments!
24 Weeks of Bond will continue next Monday with -
Goldfinger
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King of Prism Road to Shiny Seven Stars 2 Main Story translation
Good Afternoon! The Steamy Hot Spring Tag Battle
Since this is the second event in the Road to SSS series, you may want to read the first one if you haven’t yet:
Road to SSS 1 Main Story
Translators Notes: You also may want to watch episode 39 of Rainbow Live if you haven’t yet. (Even if you’ve never seen Rainbow Live before. Just watch it anyway trust me ahah.) I LOVE this event. Nothing happens in it. Haha no that’s not true. This event actually sets up the plot for the entire Road to SSS series of events. But before and after that it’s just a bunch of connecting scenes of the boys being boys. And that amazing ending!! It’s classic and even funnier than I remembered it being. This event is the kind of filler I could only dream of being able to see in the anime someday. Oh, and rock/paper (without scissors) is a way of making teams. That wasn’t a typo ahah.
(One morning, at the Edel Rose dorm…)
Leo: *yawn* Huh… it’s not even 5 am yet…?
(This keeps happening again and again lately. At first I was happy to think that maybe I’ve become a morning person.)
But waking up before my alarm goes off every morning has been making me feel tired during the day… Ohh.. And since I haven’t been sleeping well it’s been drying out my skin.
(Oh! Now that I think of it, I saw a special in a magazine about skin problems! It was called… Chronic Skin Trouble! Beware the Turning Point…)
C-Could it be!? No, No… it can’t be… I’m sure… probably… maybe….
O-Okay! Since I’m up anyway, I think I’ll go for a walk.
(Outside)
Yukinojo: Oh…? It looks kind of sickly…
But I suppose as its caregiver that’s my own fault…
Leo: Yuki-sama! Good morning. You’re up early.
Yukinojo: Leo. Good morning. You too.
Leo: I just woke up on my own for some reason. I haven’t been sleeping well lately…
Yukinojo: I see… Things have been hectic with the new school year. Maybe you built up some stress without realizing it?
Leo: Now that you mention it… I think you may be right, Yuki-sama. Are you tending to your bonsai tree?
Yukinojo: Yes. However, it’s not going too well. But I guess a bonsai can’t be built in a day…
Leo: ….?
(I don’t really know what he’s getting at, but Yuki-sama sure seems unhappy.)
Don’t worry! I’m sure Mr. Bonsai Tree will come to understand how much you care about him.
Yukinojo: Leo… Heheh, thank you.
Leo: N-No problem. It was nothing.
Minato: ~ ♪ Yup, almost time for harvest.
Leo: Minato-san! Good morning!
Minato: Saionji? Good morning. You’ve been waking up early recently.
Leo: Yeah, I have. For some reason I just can’t sleep well��� *yawn*
Minato: If that’s the case then I’ll whip you up some black tea with freshly picked herbs! That will wake you right up.
Leo: Wow, this turned into my lucky morning! Thank you so much!
Minato: I’ll start making breakfast as soon as I’m done watering the garden.
Leo: Yay!
(Inside)
Kakeru: Hmmm… as usual the price of oil is high…. If the price of materials keeps rising it will drive up the price of commodities… Someone has got to do something before it’s too late….
Leo: (Wow…! Kakeru looks so serious when he’s reading the paper in the morning!)
Kakeru: Hm? What is it, Leo-kyun? If you keep staring at me with those pretty doe eyes of yours, you’re gonna make me blush ♪
Leo: Oh, I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to stare!
Kakeru: It’s no biggie. Would you like a glass, Leo-kyun? It’s veggie juice. They say a morning’s dose of vitamin C is good for your skin…
Leo: I’ll take it!
Kakeru: …Slow down there. Are you feeling a little sleepy? It looks like you’re starting to get bags under your eyes–
Leo: WAH! D… Don’t look…!
Taiga: …….
Kakeru: Hm? Was that…
Leo & Kakeru: Taiga-kun!? / The delinquent!
Kakeru: He’s always the one who sleeps in the latest. What’s he doing up so early? I smell something fishy….
Leo: And carrying such a big bag with him… He’s not just going out for a walk, is he….
Taiga: ….. *glances left and right*
*tip toe, tip toe*
Kakeru: Leo-kyun, what are you doing?
Leo: Ah! (I automatically hid myself like I was doing something sneaky!)
Taiga: ….Okay. I’m not forgetting anything am I?
(At around the same time, in the mountains somewhere)
Louis: Wow, look! All the green scenery is so beautiful!
Alexander: Yo. Louis Kisaragi. I’m gonna take a nap. So wake me up when we get there. Got it?
Louis: Hey, Alec-kun. What kind of a job do we have today again?
Alexander: Whaa? You forgot?
Louis: Eheh. Just kidding. I’m looking forward to the event today.
Alexander: ….. As usual I have no idea what’s going on in that head of yours.
Staff: Louis-san, Alec-san, we’ve almost arrived!
Alexander: Zzz….
Louis: Alec-kun, time to wake up. We’re getting close.
Alexander: …O.. Oh yeah… Hm? That mountain….
Louis: …Is that steam rising up?
Staff: Yes! This area is famous for hot springs!
Louis: Hot springs….
(Meanwhile…)
Kouji: Are you two ready?
Kazuki: All set! Hiro, don’t forget anything.
Hiro: Wait a sec, Kazuki. Why are you only telling me that.
Kouji: Ahah. It’s a little exciting to think the three of us are actually going on a road trip.
Kazuki: Haha that’s right. And this time we’re headed to…
Hiro: Ohoho. Well let’s get on the road already. To that oh so familiar place…
The Rainbow Hot Springs!
(Back at Edel Rose)
Taiga: (The waterfall where Kazuki-san did his training… If I go there, then maybe I too…)
I don’t have much money on hand. But as long as I can stay on the bus for as long as possible I should be able to get there somehow.
And I’ll make up the difference with walking. Determinated walking!
Kazuki-san! You’ll see! Someday I’ll catch up to you.. and then… I’ll overcome you!!
Leo: Hmm hmm hmm….
Kakeru: Leo, what’s wrong? You keep pacing back and forth.
Leo: There’s gotta be something going on with Taiga-kun! I just know he’s hiding something!
Shin: Kakeru-san, Leo-kun, good morning! *yawn*…
Yu: *yaaawn* Is breakfast ready yet…?
Kakeru: Shh! Be quiet you two!
Shin & Yu: ???
Leo: Could it be that Taiga-kun… is running away from Edel Rose!?
Kakeru: Running away!?
Shin: WHAAAT!? Taiga-kun is running away!? Since when did that happen!?
Yu: *yaaaawn* ..... Who’s running away?
Leo: Anyway, we have to stop him!!
(Concerned with Taiga’s suspicious behavior, the group secretly followed him…)
Yukinojo: A bus terminal… It seems whatever he’s sought out to do, he won’t be sticking around here…
Shin: But it doesn’t look like he’s getting on a bus to Aomori…
Minato: So he’s not going back home then.
Leo: C-Could it be he doesn’t want to be around us anymore…?
Kakeru: No, I doubt that…
Yu: I’m hungryyyy.
Yukinojo: Oh. It looks like he’s getting on a bus for Hida.
Leo: After him! Quickly!!
*sneaky sneaking*
Yu: Hey. If we get on the same bus as him he’s bound to see us.
Shin: W-We have to think fast or we’re gonna miss it!
Yukinojo: Okay then. Let’s use these old newspapers!
Leo: Mask your face!
Kakeru: Whatever you say… This is starting to get kinda fun.
(A few minutes later)
Taiga: *snoring*
Minato: He fell right asleep as soon as he got on the bus. It must have been tough getting up so early for him.
Yu: ….. We’re practically right next to him. How is it he still hasn’t noticed….
Kakeru: Out delinquent has got his cat-like “anti-social shield” blocking out the world around him running at full capacity ♪
Yu: …..
Shin: B-But anyway, it’s a good thing we were able to get away with this without being noticed.
Leo: I wonder how far he’s really planning on going…
Minato: We’ve really been riding for a good while now…
Kakeru: It’s been maybe about five hours.
Yu: I’m starving you guys.
Shin: Where are we headed to? I’ve never seen this place before…
Taiga: *snore* *sn…* …Ah! (Oh crap! I’m gonna miss my stop!)
Leo: Oh, Taiga’s up! He woke up and it looks like he’s getting off the bus!
Shin: This is…
Leo: Rainbow Hot Springs….?
Yukinojo: Hot springs! How excellent!!
Leo: I guess Taiga’s just coming for a bath….?
Minato: Secretly in the mountains, by himself…?
Bus driver: Everyone off who’s getting off! Door closing…
Yu: Hey hey hey we have to get off the bus too!
Kakeru: Hold up!
Leo: W… Wait for us!
Yukinojo: Leo, stop pushing me–
Minato: Ah, Tachibana now you’re pushing me–
*THUMPTHUMPTHUMP*
Shin: AHH no we’re falli–!
Everyone: …Ouch….
Taiga: ….Oh?
Everyone: ……Oh.
Taiga: What are you guys doing here!?
Leo: Taiga-kun! How terrible of you to abandon us all without saying a word!!
Taiga: WHA!?
Minato: Kougami! If something is troubling you, just talk and we’ll listen!
Kakeru: And if you’re looking for hot springs, I could recommend a way better place than this dump!
Taiga: ….What are you guys even talking about….
Shin: Um… well… see we were all worried about you running away from home and…
Taiga: Huh?
Everyone: (Ah, he said it!)
Taiga: Um, guys. I have no particular reason to run away.
Kakeru: Called it!
Yu: So it was all Leo’s misunderstanding?
Leo: B… But! Then what were you doing sneaking out so early in the morning?!
Taiga: Uh. About that…
Leo: About what?
Taiga: Well… the truth is…
………..
Everyone: …….?
Kakeru: Oh ho! Taiga-kyun is turning red!
Minato: Just like a bright red apple!
Yukinojo: Do you have a fever?
*touch*
Leo: W-W-Woah! He’s burning up!
Shin: Ahhh! We need to call a doctor!
Taiga: LAY! OFF!!!
Yu: Look, he’s got plenty of energy. So what’s the deal? You must have some sort of reason for coming this far out into the mountains.
Taiga: Yeah.
T…. This is the place where Kazuki did his training for the Prism King Cup….
Leo: Wow! So you heard about this place from Kazuki-san?
Taiga: …No, I just heard a rumor about it… So I decided I would try training here too.
Leo: So that’s it… Ahh! But you gave me such a fright! Sorry we all jumped to conclusions….
Taiga: It’s fine… Don’t sweat it.
Leo: But now we’ve all selfishly tagged along behind you and gotten in your way…
Kakeru: Leo-kyun, calm down. What Taiga really meant was “Thanks so much for worrying about me!” So no worries ♪
Taiga: ….Nobody asked you.
Yukinojo: But if you only had told us you were going to a hot spring, I could have brought my personal toiletries….
Kakeru: Yuki-chan, that’s what you’re upset about?
Minato: Well, well. Since we’re all here anyway, how about we all have a dip?
Yu: As long as we can get some food already!
(Inside)
Shin: Wow…! This is…
A five star hotel?
Yu: It does say that. The sign does. …Just the sign.
Yukinojo: Five… star… hotel…
Minato: The walls have cracks…
Taiga: ……
Kakeru: Oh my. It seems “Five Star” is just the name….
Leo: Ahah… But it’s kind of a delightfully mysterious place, isn’t it. This is fun.
(Despite their many concerns and various questions, the boys put away their luggage and headed to the hot springs…)
Minato: Wow… So Kazuki-san did his training way out here, huh?
Kakeru: Ahah. Check out at the seven kappa statues. They’re really funny-looking!
???: Good afternoon, everyone!
Shin: Huh? That voice…. !? Hiro-san!!
Kazuki: Woah, how’d you end up all the way out here, Taiga? You sure came a long way!
Taiga: KAZUKI-SAN!!!
Kouji: Look time, no see everyone.
Minato: Kouji-san! You too?
Yu: Whaaa!? What are you guys doing here…
Hiro: We came in when we heard some familiar voices. Eheh. How’s the water?
Kakeru: To think we’d run into all three members of Over the Rainbow in a place like this…
Taiga: Kazuki-san, why are you all here?!
Kazuki: Um. Uh yeah, about that…
Taiga: About what…?
Kazuki: Well, um, the thing is… Kouji and Hiro said they just really really wanted to see the place where I did my training! Ahahah!
Shin: …….
Yukinojo: …….
Leo: …….
Minato: …….. ?
Yu: …….
Taiga: Something’s off….
Kakeru: (…They’re hiding something.)
Hiro: Oh come on now. Let’s not harp on the details and just enjoy the bath together! …Ahhh… this place is just like I remember it. It hasn’t changed a bit.
Kouji: But we sure have. Things weren’t quite so relaxing the last time we were here.
Hiro: Ahaha… those old times…
Kazuki: Yeah! And to think that the three of us would find ourselves back here again! And that we’d come all the way here by Kouji’s car!
Everyone: Car?!
Yu: What?! Since when did you have time to get your license?!
Kouji: The genius songwriter Kouji Mihama doesn’t need to take a driving test more than once. ♪
Yu: Hmph! I could get a license easy-peasy. I could get one right now if I wanted to.
Minato: Oh… I’m sorry. Could it be the three of you actually came here to spend some quality time alone….?
Hiro: Well, that was the plan. But a hot spring with our beloved underclassmen is even more fun!
Kouji: That’s right. There’s nothing like getting naked to bring everyone closer together!
Kazuki: We haven’t all gotten together like this since Shin and Taiga’s entrance ceremony. Let’s take this opportunity to have a good time together!
Everyone: All right!
(Later)
Minato: Phew… That hot spring sure hit the spot.
Leo: There’s rainbow face lotion! “Make your skin shine in seven colors!” What does that do… !?
*clink, clank, clink, clank*
Yukinojo: Oh…!
*clink, clank, clink, clank*
Taiga: ……
Kakeru: Chan-Yuki, that massage chair is sure making some ominous sounds…!
Yukinojo: Hm? Yeah. But it feels so good. I’ll let you use it next.
Kakeru: Thanks, but no thanks. I’ll pass ☆
Yu: *gulp, gulp* ….Ah! There’s nothin’ like milk after a hot bath!
Kazuki: You bet! Fresh, chilled milk from a glass bottle is the best! Taiga, you want some?
Taiga: Okay! *gulp, gulp*
Kazuki: Hey, slow down! If you chug it all in one go you’ll choke!
Shin: Ah, Yu! Hold on a sec, you have kind of a milk mustache going on….
Yu: S.. Stop it! I can take care of it myself!
Kouji/Hiro: *smiling like idiots*
Shin: There, I got it!
Yu: …..Hey. What are you guys looking at?
Hiro: Huh? Kouji did you see something?
Kouji: Nothing, nothing. How about you?
Yu: Grrrr…. I can’t stand you guys.
Kazuki: ….Oh, it’s almost time. Where’s the remote control… Ah, here it is.
*click*
Shin: …..A press conference?
Tanaka (on TV): Tanaka.
Shin: Oh! I remember that guy from the Prism King Cup….!
Hiro: Ah, the announcement is finally starting! His opening statement just now was so gracious and dignified.
Shin: Huh? (What opening statement… was that it…? But I thought all he said was his name…?)
Tanaka: Tanaka!
Over the Rainbow: WHAT?!
Tanaka: Tanaka….!
Kazuki: A street style….
Tanaka: Tanaka.
Hiro: Duo tournament….
Tanaka: TA-NA-KA!
Kouji: Is about to be held!
Everyone: WHAAAAAAT?!
Shin: How can you tell?!
Hiro: Everyone here’s going to participate, right?
Kazuki: Picking who your duo partner will be is gonna be really important!
Kouji: I wonder who we’ll all end up with.
Everyone: H… Huh….
Taiga: (A street-style duo tournament….) U.. Um… Kazuki-san… who are you gonna partner with…?
Kazuki: Me? I… uh… *side glance*
Hiro: Heheh. This sounds fun.
Kazuki: ….I haven’t decided yet. There’s still a lot to consider before making that decision.
Taiga: …Oh… I see.
Shin: Hiro-san, you’ll partner with Kouji-san right?
Hiro: Me… No, not me. I’m the definitive idol. So street-style is, well… It’s important for me to keep up my image.
Yu: Hah! If you’re scared of the competition, just say so!
Hiro: ….!!
Shin: I wonder who I could partner with….
Taiga: Hpmh. Well, whoever I end up pairing with, I’ll be aiming to win.
Yu: Don’t forget about me! When I get under those big lights, you’ll all know… the power of Zeus!
Yukinojo: Street-style, huh… (This is a field I never thought my path would cross through. But this may be a good opportunity to break out of my shell.)
Kakeru: It looks like everyone’s rearing for a fight!
Minato: Oh yeah, what about you Kazuo?
Kakeru: ……. Well, it doesn’t really matter much to me. ♪ Oh! What about you, chan-Leo?
Leo: M-me?
I’d love to join. But I don’t think anyone would stand a chance at winning with a partner like me…
Kouji: There’s still a lot of time to think things over before the tournament.
Hiro: Yes indeed. It’s not like all of us are forced to participate.
Kazuki: …….
TV: And this concludes the announcement by President Tanaka. Next up is the evening news….
Kazuki: Well, since the announcement is over, shall we go?
Kouji: Ah, that’s right.
Taiga: Kazuki-san, go where…?
(Later)
Kazuki: Okay, we’re here!
Taiga: This is… the waterfall where Kazuki-san did his training…!
*POUR*
Taiga: …Yikes! Kazuki-san, you actually trained under this ferocious downpour!?
???: HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Kouji: Hm? There’s someone there?
Shin: Alexander-kun!?
Kazuki: Ohhh! Look at him go!
Alexander: Wha? That voice… Pfft. Him again. How dare he just appear out of nowhere whenever he feels like it. Well, whatever. Right now I need to keep total concentration.
HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
Yukinojo: That primitive roar could nearly part the waterfall…
Yu: What an amazing aura…
Kazuki: Alec will be in the duo tournament for sure… Now I’m really looking forward to it.
Leo: (As I thought… Something like that would probably be impossible for me…)
Taiga: Hmph. He’s got nothin’ on me. I’m not gonna lose to the likes of him!
Hiro: …..
Kakeru: Hiro-san?
Hiro: …Eheh. He’s really something else. That Alec.
Kouji: (Hiro…)
Kazuki: ……
*grumble*
Kakeru: Oh?
Minato: S-Sorry, that was me….
Kouji: Hehe. No need to apologize. That’s our signal it’s time for dinner, isn’t it?
Hiro: Indeed. I think it’s about time we headed back to the hotel.
(And so they returned to find a very colorful meal waiting for them…)
Minato: These are some ingredients I’ve never seen before. What’s this…?
Kouji: Apparently it’s local vegetable from the mountain. It turns a bright, yellow color during cooking.
Minato: Wow…! So that’s its natural color. And the taste… it’s a bit bitter, but it pairs well with the sweet sauce.
Kouji: You’re right! It would be great to try in a western-style dish with olive oil!
Minato: Wow…! And then you could add garlic and chili peppers to make something like aglio e olio…
Shin: Wow! It’s practically shining! I’ve never seen rainbow colored cooking before!
Yukinojo. Neither have I. So they call this “rainbow fish” I see.
Kakeru: Oooh! And this egg custard is delish!
Leo: And the welcome sweets were so good!
Taiga: ….. (Is this sashimi… even edible…?)
Kazuki: *chew chew* Just like I remembered! The food at this place is amazing!
Taiga: ………… *chomp*
It… it IS!
Yu: Ack…. (Rainbow-colored steamed fish paste… !?) *slide*
Kouji: Oh? How odd. I thought I already ate the fish paste.
Yu: Hey, Kouji! If you don’t learn to clean your plate like me you’ll never grow big and strong!
Kouji: …..Oh, is that how it is. In that case I’ll let you have my serving too.
Kazuki: What great food! I’m stuffed! Oh yeah, this place has table tennis, right?
Hiro: You’re full of energy tonight. Okay then, I’ll take you on. Shall we have a tournament?
Kouji: What are you going to give me when I win?
Hiro: Oh what’s this? The genius songwriter Kouji Mihama thinks he’s already won.
Kouji: But you were thinking the same way weren’t you?
Kazuki: Ahaha. You guys never change. What about all of you? Will you join is too?
Taiga: I’m in!!
Leo: I… I’d like to join.
Yu: I’ve only just finished eating so I’ll hang out here to digest.
Hiro: I guess you just have no confidence in winning, then? If you’re scared of the competition you should just say so.
Yu: WHA……!
Hiro: Well, the appeal of playing table tennis in yukatas after a bath is better understood by adults, isn’t it? I guess you’re a little young…
Yu: Huh… !? Hmph. Well if you really insist on losing to me that badly, I’ll grant your wish. Just don’t cry about it later.
Hiro: Ehehe, you think you can beat me?
Kouji: Hiro, you’re such a kid.
Kazuki: Look who’s talking.
Minato: I’d like to spend a bit more time researching these recipes.
Kakeru: And I think I’d like to just relax after eating such a big meal. So I’ll see you guys later!
Yukinojo: *chew, chew*
Shin: *chew, chew*
Kouji: Shin and Yukinojo are still eating. I think we’ll be fine with six members for table tennis.
(And so the group relocated to the game room.)
Kazuki: …Hm? They only have one table for table tennis.
Hiro: What should we do? We could make a bracket and play one-on-one.
Kouji: But if we do that then a lot of us will be sitting around waiting… So how about we play 2 on 2 doubles, and the other two can referee?
Kazuki: I agree. Let’s do that.
Kouji: Okay, I think we’re ready then. I’ll explain the rules just in case… Usually you just lob the ball back and forth to each other. But hot springs table tennis is different…
Yu: …Oh? (What have I gotten myself into.)
Kouji: At the perfect opening, when your very fiber of being screams “NOW!” you must seize the moment to return the ping-pong ball… The bond between you and your partner will be the one thing that decides your fate.
THIS IS IT! THE SECRET RULE TO HOT SPRINGS TABLE TENNIS!
Kazuki: That was a “rule”?
Yu: In the end, we’re still just hitting the ball back and forth though aren’t we?
Hiro: I guess so. Well it’s not like this is an official tournament or anything. We might as well play along.
Kouji: Well then. I’ll be everyone’s cheerleader.
Yu: Uh, could you not.
Kazuki: Ah, well then, I think I’ll cheer along with Kouji. Okay, Taiga! Show ‘em what you got!
Taiga: Alright!!
Kouji: Let’s make teams with rock/paper. 3, 2, 1….
Kazuki: Oh ho. These teams sure are interesting…
Yu: Ugh. Whaaat. I’m stuck with Hiro…. ?
Hiro: I guess you’re probably not ready to defeat me anyway.
Yu: GRRRRRR…..
Leo: And I’m with you, Taiga-kun. Okay! Let’s do this!
Taiga: You’re goin’ down!
Kouji: Okay, let’s get started. Game on!
Yu: Take this! You bow to the name of Zeus!
Hiro: Ah! Yu, don’t take your eyes off the court!
Yu: I don’t need your help!
Leo: (Okay, next turn I’ll..)
Taiga: Ah!
Leo: Eek!
Yu: Hiro!
Hiro: I got this!
Taiga & Leo: …..!!
*roll*
Kouji: The Hiro/Yu Team are the winners!
Hiro: Thanks! It was all because of you, Yu! (…Yu might actually be a good partner for the duo tournament.)
Yu: Heheh! Yeah you better be grateful! (Being on a team with Hiro was a lot easier than I thought…?)
Kouji: …Heheh. It seems like the two of you may have discovered something new.
Kazuki: Taiga, Leo, don’t sweat it!
Taiga: …….
Leo: I’m really sorry, Taiga-kun. I…
Taiga: It’s not your fault.
(Meanwhile, the boys who chose to remain in the banquet room made an interesting discovery of their own…)
Shin: Hmm? Kakeru-san, what’s this thing?
Kakeru: Oh hoooh! I have had quite the experience with these ♪
Shin: Huh….!?
Kakeru: And this song lineup is giving me goosebumps!
Shin: Songs…? Could it be this is a karaoke machine?
Kakeru: YES! How nostalgic. This really is a hot springs hotel vacation.
Minato: Oh, oh. And here are the mics.
Kakeru: Thank you Minatocchi! Well, that settles it. We’re having a karaoke tournament!
Yukinojo: Karaoke tournament?
Kakeru: Yes yes. For this tournament the winner is whoever has the most fun! First up I think I’ll sing a duet with Yuki-chan! ♪ Shall I choose the song?
Yukinojo: Sure. I’ll leave it to you.
(And so began the impromptu karaoke tournament….)
Yukinojo: Yes, for your love~♪ I’d climb a distant mountain~♪
Kakeru: Yes, for your love~♪ I’d cross the deepest sea~♪
Kakeru & Yukinojo: Now… Fate will bind us… ♪
Shin: Wow… Yukinojo-san and Kakeru-san are really good at this!!
Minato: 100%! They got a perfect score!! Kazuo has a real knack for karaoke.
Kakeru: Ahaha. I spend a lot of time around older men.
Yukinojo: I have had similar experiences. I’ve been exposed to a lot of enka music.
Shin: I want to hear more!! Sing me your favorites!!
Yukinojo: Oh, really? In the case I’ll pick the next one.
Kakeru: Okay♪ We’ll keep on romancing the crowd.
Yukinojo & Kakeru: ~~~~♪
Minato: Their duet is really in sync. It really warms the heart… It’s almost like I can see the ol’ homeland floating before my eyes….
Shin: Minato-san?
Minato: Zzz….
Shin: ….He fell asleep sitting up. (Ah. I think I’ll take a bathroom break…)
(Shin leaves.)
Shin: What a nice night. I think I’ll go for a walk before I head back.
A duo tournament huh? I wonder who I should enter with.
“Shooting”? In a place like this?
Hm. The last time I tried shooting was…
???: Good evening.
Shin: Yeah it is such a nice eve–W-WOAH Louis?! What are you doing here?!
Louis: Hi. I had a Schwarz Rose job nearby.
Shin: Oh, I see! Did you come by yourself?
Louis: No. Well I am alone now, but.
Shin: I see….? (He had a Schwarz Rose job… I wonder if Alexander-kun came to do the same job?)
Louis: Shin, you look really good in your yukata.
Shin: Huh–really? Thank you! You look really nice too, Louis!
Louis: Ehehe. I’m so happy.
Shin: Oh yeah, Louis! Let’s try shooting together!
Louis: Huh?
Shin: I’m sure it will be super fun!!
Louis: ….Sure.
Hehe, I feel like I’m burning up.
Shin: Oh?! What’s wrong? Are you getting sick?!
Louis: The opposite. Having you here with me, I’ve never felt better. Thank you.
Shin: I don’t really know what you mean but…. You’re welcome?
Louis: Hehe. Well, will you teach me how to shoot?
Shin: Ah! Sure! Let’s go then! (I’m from Edel Rose and Louis is from Schwartz Rose.)
(But… If only I could do a duo show with Louis, I think it would be really fun.)
(While everyone else was enjoying the hot spring hotel…)
Leo: …..*sigh* A street-style tournament huh… And a duo tournament… I can’t enter by myself… (In the table tennis match Taiga-kun and I weren’t in sync at all… and never mind that, it’s a street-style tournament. For someone lacking in manliness like me it would be impossible…)
(But what does manliness even mean to me anyway–)
*POUR*
Leo: Huh? Where am I…
(I was so lost in thought I just kept walking without paying attention to where I was going.)
…I ought to get back before I make everyone worry.
???: HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!
Leo: That voice… Yamato-san? (He’s still here training!? Could it be he’s been here all this time…?) He’s got a firm goal in mind, and he’s working so hard for that goal he believes in…
Yamato-san is so masculine and cool.
I’m nothing compared to him, I… I wouldn’t even be worthy of kissing his feet…. *sniff*
Alexander: ………..What!? Dammit…..!
AHHHH!!!!
*SPLASH*
Leo: Huh?
*silence*
Leo: Huh? Huh? Did he just fall into the waterfall basin…
AH! There’s no time to waste! I have to go and save Yamato-san!!
*SPLASH*
Leo: *gasp* *panting* Heave….. HO!!!
Alexander: ….Ug……
Leo: Phew… Somehow I got him out.
Is he still breathing…? Okay, he’s good. But his eyes aren’t open yet.
Yamato-san! Yamato-san, stay with me! Yamato-san!!
Alexander: …Ugh… W… Where am I….?
Leo: Ah! Yamato-san!! Can you see me!?
Alexander: Huh….? You’re one of those… Edel Rose…..
Everyone: Leo! / Saionji! / Leo-kun!!! / Chan-Leo!!!
Leo: Everyone! What are you doing out here…?
Yu: That’s our line.
Yukinojo: We’re out here looking for you because we were worried sick about you, of course!
Leo: *gasp* Yuki-sama….
Kakeru: We heard from the delinquent that you seemed down after the table tennis tournament.
Leo: From Taiga-kun?
Taiga: …..Sorry…. about what happened… at the table tennis tournament….
Leo: No, I’m the one who should apologize!
Minato: Well anyway, we’re all just so glad you’re safe.
Shin: We’re so glad!!
Leo: Everyone…
Kouji: By the way, why are the two of you soaking wet?
Leo: Ah! Oh yeah Yamato-san! It was crazy! He fell from the waterfall and–
Hiro: What?! He did?!
Kazuki: …..Wait. Leo, does that mean you–
Leo: Hm?
Anyway I’m just glad Yamato-san is OK now!
Kazuki: (Leo carried Alec through that rough current… by himself?!)
Haha! Leo, you’re amazing!
Everyone: (….! Leo really saved Alexander all by himself!! Wow!!)
Alexander: ….Uuh… that laughing voice…..
KAZUKI NISHINA! SHOW YOURSELF!
Leo: No, Yamato-san! You need to get some rest!
Hiro: …… Hehe. I guess nobody can compare to the true Leo. (Things are sure gonna get interesting in the street-style duo tournament…)
(One morning a few days later)
Everyone: Let’s eat! *chew, chew, chew*
Kakeru: Oh ho? Chan-Leo you seem to be in high spirits today.
Leo: Eheh. For the first time in a long time I had a full night’s worth of deep sleep! And thanks to the hot springs, my skin is tight, most, and smooth! ♡ (I got myself all worked up over a lot of things along the way, but...)
I am gonna be me, the way I am! That’s the best thing to be!
Taiga: (That jerk Alec… He pushed himself to his absolute limit…) I have to train even more!
Kazuki: Taiga, you’re on fire! I won’t lose either!
Hiro: The duo tournament, huh….
Kouji: Hiro?
Yu: Oh what’s this, are you gonna participate after all? Don’t worry, I’ll let you lose gracefully when the time comes.
Hiro: I’m sure you would. But I’m the definitive idol, so…
Yu: Ugh, that again?
Hiro: (….If I do participate, it would have to be as the true me.)
Continue to Road to SSS 3 Main Story
#king of prism#kinpri#king of prism sss#road to sss event 2#poor yu all he got dragged all the way out to gifu prefecture when all he wanted was breakfast#also i love how kakeru was the only one who knew from the beginning taiga wouldn't run away and just tagged along for fun
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One Direction holiday gift guide
I feel like the only person who’s willingly seen more useless 1D merch than me is Niall (egads, all the “future Mrs. Tomlinson” shirts!!), so naturally, @fullonlarrie figures I’m the best person to create a holiday gift guide (my money’s on Niall, but he has a million dollars for his holiday budget, and if twitter is to be believed, he’s currently fucking his luxurious couch, so it’s up to me, jeepers, the pressure!!)
Lauren’s original request was for a fan-made 1D calendar, but alas, she’s SOL unless she goes official. The options:
Give me cash money, and I’ll create a calendar from my infamous “undefined” folder; I still plan to make myself an X Factor highlights calendar when the shitshow is over (Louis munching on cheese-bugh-ahs so he doesn’t have to talk to Simon and can listen to his boyfriend’s go-to karaoke song in peace; Louis selling me pens; Louis mentoring while dead on his feet; Louis smiling and judging; Louis glaring; Louis sporting hickeys; Louis sharing snacks with Ayda; Louis hanging out with his pal--and mine!--Dermot; Dermot in general; you get the gist).
Encourage fandom artists to create their own calendar (this would be remarkably easy for them to do, and there are so many great artists out there…use your powers, Luke, I mean, Lauren).
Give Simon Cowell cash money and buy an official 2019 1D calendar to fund his next tit job, hoping someone botches it.
Buy an individual calendar (I found some GREAT Zayn, Louis, and Liam options; Harry’s are hit or hugeeee miss, depending on vendor, and Niall’s are just too “Au Bon Pain” for me, so no links for you).
(Lauren also wants a One Direction beer koozie [cozy? koozy?], but these don’t yet exist outside of the D’s notorious pool party pad...that said, they’re remarkably easy to create, so throw a fiver at a merch blank place and make one! I’m probably gonna throw a fiver at a snowglobe creator so I can make “the hug” extra poignant in my bathroom.)
Okay! So with these individual requests out of the way, let me take you on a deeper dive under the cut with pictures and links. There are literally THOUSANDS of choices for mugs, t-shirts, wall art, phone cases, stickers, notecards, etc., so I highly recommend that you visit redbubble, etsy, or society6 and search for your faves (or make your own), I promise you, you won’t regret it! Instagram’s a great place for pins, my two faves being Miri and Milly. Amazon’s another great resource, but god, there’s a lot of random shit, most of it terrible/good and cheapppp, as only the best form of camp/kitsch can be. My recs under the cut are for things that I would gift my own personal IRL friends.
Let’s start with the individual boys, and I forced myself to limit each one to less than five, but you have my solemn oath that you can easily find at least a dozen wonderful items in your price and cheese range on the sites I mentioned above.
Niall:
This one feels obvious, but you can’t think Flicker and not think candles, amirite? Bonus: you can find one of these for each of the boys:
Similarly, you can find this set for each of the boys, but Niall Nails are the only ones I would ever buy anyone ever:
There are a million tragic lyrics on Flicker, but I think millypins captures this one nicely:
Do I really want to wake up to fetus Niall’s smug-ass outline lording it over me? Nope, but I’d probably stick him in our tacky useless front half-bathroom:
Zayn:
I could be gross and say something about him being a real snacc, but I prefer thinking of Zayn as the band’s cupcake, hence, if I threw a cupcake party, this is what you’d see on top (or maybe Harry…maybe ZARRY, I’d take it next level, yo):
Speaking of Zarry, I love everything in this artist’s shop, but especially this pillow:
Someday soon, I’m doing a “my fave Zayn shirts” zodiac post, and you can bet your ass this one’s gonna be on there. That said, it makes a pretty rad tattoo/sticker, too:
Not too many size options, but wow, these are something I’d actually wear and enjoy being sorta stealth about (until someone called my ass out in public):
What the WHAT is happening in the Amazon sports section? Compression cycling socks in a variety of sizes/styles, all with this iconic logo action:
Liam:
My car has really gone ~through it with me (skull gearshift knob, barefoot gas pedal, my burning desire to apply flames to the outside of it), but the Liam car chevron seems doable!
Not gonna lie, this is REALLY cute, but don’t let it limit you because the Liam jewelry that’s currently out there is amazing:
Fuck Jesus, what WOULD Liam do???
(I still contend that you can make your own iconic Liam Payne/Mona Lisa sweatpants for about $20, but there’s no link…send me some cash, say, $30, and I’ll make ‘em for you.)
Louis:
I promise you, this’ll be full of LAFFs, some “facts” on Louis, circa 2012:
Do you have a tiny dog? Do you have an appreciation for an iconic Louis shirt that you’d like to see on said dog? Here you go!
So many of Louis’s tattoos are art on their own…why not buy a print and stump your future house guests? These are two separate ones:
Speaking of house guests and parties, this is a sure-fire smash (and again, something that’s available for all the boys, but Louis’s version is especially pretty)…judge your own X Factor contest:
I can’t find my fave rbb/sbb travel mug options, but there are quite a few, so do sbb proud and pick your fave!
Harry:
I actually own this, yet I’ve never taken it out of its wrapper, it’s THAT iconic:
Who can keep all your useless work account login information secrets better than Harry Styles? Answer, no one except for Liam (tbh, the previous version of this book is what stores all mine):
I wish this existed in actual book form, but still, pretty damned cool, and you can print them out/frame them, if you’re really good:
“Hip pack,” it’s a fanny pack, a bum bag, and I love it!!
One Direction as a collective:
Oh, Jesus, okay, there is SO MUCH OUT THERE, and most of it is garbage, but it’s fun garbage, so here’s what I would give to a fellow fan, assuming they didn’t already own ALL of it.
These still exist, they still work, and don’t kid yourself, Niall brushes his very own teeth with one (according to my insider…the insider is my imagination):
Would I buy a larrie friend this low-key larrie beach towel? You bet your fucking ass I would:
Wow, people want a lot for the One Direction Monopoly game, but Monopoly is so fucking boring, so just watch this video instead.
I’m not gonna lie, this perfume is fucking VILE, but buy it for the Larry packaging…between us, I see you, sbb:
I absolutely need this on a t shirt to match my fake-o Joy Division shirt:
Look, the only thing holding my remote control together right now is this duct tape (currently, the panel with Zayn’s face), but I’ve seen a TON of proof that you can make cute shoes, wallets, etc., with it):
It’s easy to lump this in with all the other merch everywhere else on Amazon, etc., but I lmaoooooo because it’s so ~serious, like, I’m a goth but I’m also into normcore because it’s the only true goth at this point, so fuck your glitter version, this is my truth:
If you find others, send ‘em to me! You know I love this garbage!
#one direction#harry styles#louis tomlinson#zayn#zayn malik#niall horan#liam payne#1d#merch#christimas#christmas gift guide#holiday gift guide#gift guide
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Better?
Author: Admin Jazzi
Warning: Light Smut, angst, and language
Word count: 2.6k
T'challa is everything you want but you can't get over Erik
Erik had his hoes. You knew it, and he wasn't the type to hide them either. You didn't know why you still put up with him. You didn't know why you were still faithful. You loved him but wanted to throw a brick at his damn head. He made you crazier than anyone could ever make you. But maybe that's how you knew you loved his dumbass.
But when you got your hair done, bought a new dress (and lingerie), and made him dinner, all for your one year anniversary. And around nine your boyfriend texted you to say he was going to be late. You knew that meant he was with some bitch and you probably wouldn't be awake when he comes home. You wouldn't let tears fall. You worked too hard on your makeup to let this nigga’s fuck ups ruin it.
You called your best friend, Penny. And of course she knew if you were calling that night of all nights Erik had messed up. You know your voice sounded shaky but your girl still tried stay positive. “I wanna go out tonight, boo.” you spoke sadly into the phone.
”Ayyeee bitch let’s go. Let's get some drinks and meet some niggas.” she said. You sighed. “you know i’m not trying to meet no niggas girl. Let’s just get drunk.” you said. She laughed, still excited you were going out. “Okay I’m on my way boo.” she said before hanging up.
Il7.
You went into the bedroom and put on the dress you knew Erik hated to see you out in. “Every nigga out here looking at your ass bouncin in dat dress. You gone make me catch a charge.” he’d say. It was a short, nude and tight. It fit every curve and he was right. Your ass could stop traffic in it. If he had bothered to come home, he’d never let you out in this. But he wasn't. You put on a long wavy black wig; because you needed to make this a LOOK. By the time your friend was screaming as she entered your home. “Bitch im heeere!!” she screamed as she ran in. This hoe was already drunk, you loved her.
“Girl you made all this for Erik’s dumbass.” she said. You stepped out of the room putting on your shoes. “Fuck Erik you can eat that boo.” you said walking up to hug her. Penny was your best friend. She knew all you went through with Erik.
”Damn You finally done with him?”she said. You shrugged watching her eat as you laid your head on her shoulder. “I’m just playing his games now.” “Does that mean you’re getting some dick?”she asked excitedly. “That means I’m going out and seeing what happens.” she looked impressed. “Okaay let's go shake our asses, while you’re still in the mood.”she said.
You took her flask out of her hand and started drinking. “Okay bitch lets go I already called the uber.” you said, rubbing your chest from the burn as the vodka went down your throat.
you decided to petty and message Erik. To Erik: Don't bother coming to my house nigga. Me and Penny going to the club and she spending the night.
You didn't open his message; but he said something about how he didnt want that hoe in his house and where are you going? It didn't matter. Your drinks were hitting and Erik didn't matter anymore.
When yall got to the club penny started shaking her ass on you. You laughed hyping her up.
Soon after the song ends going back and forth twerking on each other. As the next song started Penny disappeared to the bar to buy drinks. You were already drunk, feeling yourself. You danced in the middle of the floor. Not caring about the eyes on you. Not until you felt a strong pair of hands on your hips. You looked over and found penny’s eyes. She glanced the man over one good time; before giving you a thumbs up. You began grinding your hips on the man. You felt his arms wrap around your waist as he danced along with you. It was wavy how he moved along with you. Strong hands; but gently holding onto you. His body moved with yours.
You danced with him for a few songs, without even realizing until Penny came over with her phone, of course she was snapping you finally having a good time. You downed the drink she was offering you. You didn't stop the motion of your hips, knocking back the shot.
You turned around to take a look at the man you were dancing with for 15 minutes. He was beautiful. A nice beard, boyish smile, a NICE body. He was wearing gucci. Looking like money.
“You ar e very beautiful.” he said, into your ear. His accent was so beautiful. You gave him a slick smirk. “Thank you baby, you wanna buy me a drink?” you raised an eyebrow to him. He chuckled. “Yes of course. Any particular drink you’re craving?” he asked. “Henny.” you said, by instinct. You cringed Erik wore off on you. He took your hand with a smile and walked to the bar. He ordered your drink. “I’m y/n.” you said into his ear. He smirked placing a hand on your hip as he spoke to you. “My name is T’challa. It's a pleasure to meet you.” he said. You bit your lip watching his eyes as he leaned in.
The Next Morning
You woke up in a large hotel bed. You were wearing the gucci shirt that you saw the man T’challa in the night before. Your head was spinning from your hangover; but you smirked seeing the man sleeping next to you. You admired the scratches down his back, your handy work. The arm around your waist pulled you in. “You are awake.” T’challa turned to you and smiled. “I had a wonderful time last night.” he continued. You didn't even think about it but you were nuzzling into his arms. “I enjoyed it too.” you spoke softly. He rolled over, hovering above you, settling comfortably between your legs. “You made my first night in America grand.” he said placing kisses along your jawline. You indulge in them. The both of you froze in your movements as you heard your phone vibrating on the night table. “That's the fiftieth time your boyfriend has called you.” he said into your ear. Your eyes widened. He slowly kissed down your neck. “yes i know you have a boyfriend. I looked at your phone after the thirtieth time. He talks to you like he owns you.” “He doesn't.” you said. A smile spread on T’challa’s face.
As you walked out of his hotel room, You noticed the guards standing around, staring you down as you walked into the elevator.
When you got to your apartment building, you slumped up to the door man, greeting him and tipping him; because god you’d hate to have his job. You slumped up the stairs to your apartment. When you got in you noticed Erik’s shoes and were in the middle of the floor. You rolled your eyes.
“Erik you in here?” you crept in closing the door. You knew it was gonna be an argument. You managed to get into the bathroom without running into Erik.
You changed from T’challa’s shirt into some of your shorts and a tee you grabbed on the way in. You hid it at the bottom of the basket.
As you walked out of the bathroom you bumped into a solid chest. Your eyes fluttered up to look at him. He glared down at you. “You can't answer your phone? Where you been.” he asked. You pushed past him. “If you was home you’d know exactly where i'm at. The question is where were you.”
“Aye Nah you aint switching this shit up. Where you been?” he followed you. “How you gonna question me nigga? Where the fuck you been? Who’s bed did you hop out of to come argue with me?” you walked into the living room. You heard him chuckle and turned around. “nigga is that funny? You think you can run around doing whatever you want and i can't go out?” you asked looking him in the eyes.
“So you gonna pretend you just went out and drank wit penny?” he stepped closer, “I saw her snap story. What you doing with this nigga all up on you?” he asked. “Mind ya business nigga.” you went into the kitchen and grabbed a water bottle.
He trapped you between the fridge and himself. “You let him hit ma?” he said. “And if i did?” you looked into his eyes. He smirked. “So this is what you doin now?” he said. “You keep your hoes, right Erik. You was with one on our anniversary night. I can play ya games to nigga.”
”So you did fuck him huh?” he grabbed your hips. “Imma say it again. And if i did?” you pushed him away.
Now you were determined to play his games. “Do i ask you about your bitches? Don't come to me with this.” you went into the bedroom and locked the door.
The next week went you ignoring Erik, while he tests you to start arguments. You didnt engage him. You went out and met with T’challa every night.
You walked out in a red velvet romper and Louis Vuitton ankle boots, a generous gift from T’challa.
“Where you going with ya ass out.” you glanced over at him as you fixed your hair. “Out with penny.” you gave a half assed lie. He grabbed your arm. “Yo lemme talk to you. Don't catch an attitude i just wanna talk.” he said. “What Erik. Im late.” you said. He scoffed. “You gonna see that nigga everyday now?” he said. You didn't look at him. “Erik. What do you want?”
“Tell him you’re gonna be late.” he said. “Erik I go-” he interrupted you by pressing you against the wall, kissing your neck. “Tell him.” he said. Your eyes rolled back, melting at his touch and his kisses. You took out your phone, telling t’challa you were running away. Then you tossed it onto the couch as he picked you up. He carried you to the bedroom. He tossed you onto the bed. “He buy this for you?” he looked at your shoes. You rolled your eyes. “Nigga does it matter?.” he pulled them off and threw them across the room. “Don't wear his shit around me.”
He pulled off the romper. He didnt rip it but you knew he didn't care if he did. His jaw clenched. You were wearing
Erik was amazing in bed. You didn't realize you missed making to love with him until he was inside you. In one rough stroke he entered you. You held onto him as he moved his hips roughly. It felt so deep you couldn't breathe.
His hand was against your throat, squeezing tightly. And as you came he reminded you that no matter how many niggas you brought into your life you were his.
As you laid there, Letting Erik hold you, looked at him. “let’s break up.” you said laying your head on his chest.
A week later a thong. “You lettin this nigga hit?” he tore them off as he attacked your neck with rough kisses. You moaned gripping his biceps. He had you completely naked while he was fully clothed. You felt so exposed.
“I dont care what you do with him but imma remind you he cant fuck you like me lil mama. I own this shit.” he growled into your ear.
Erik was amazing in bed. You didn't realize you missed making to love with him until he was inside you. In one rough stroke he entered you. You held onto him as he moved his hips roughly. It felt so deep you couldn't breathe.
His hand was against your throat, squeezing tightly. And as you came he reminded you that no matter how many niggas you brought into your life you were his.
As you laid there, Letting Erik hold you, looked at him. “let’s break up.” you said laying your head on his chest.
You sat up and got dressed. “You triflin for this ma. This nigga comes around and spend a little on you and you leaving?” you looked at him. “Nigga you think im doing this cuz he got money??” you screamed. He sat up. “Yo gold digger ass friends got into your ear and now you just like them.” he said. Anger boiled inside you. You grabbed your shoe and threw it at his head. He dodged it. “Fuck you nigga!” you said.
He threw the shoe back, close enough to make you flinch “This nigga comes around and you change. I know he ain't hittin it better than me so it much be all this new shit he buying making you act like some hoe.” he stood up crossing the room to you. “you wanna know the truth Erik? I realized i deserved better than you so call it what you want. I'm sick of being cheated on and lied to and neglected. You never take responsibility for the way you make me feel cuz it doesn't matter to you.” you said. He scoffed and walked up to you. He grabbed your hips and pulled you closer. “You’ll be back, i know you will.”he said. You pushed away from him and walked away before the tears could fall. He was such an asshole. All these things you knew he would say. You felt ever feeling you knew you’d feel when you told him you were leaving. But it hurt so bad how well you knew he didn't care.
As you collected your things there was a knock on the door. Erik pretended he didn't hear it so you were forced to stop packing and answer the door. T’challa stood on the other side. Your eyes widened. “What are you doing here?” you found yourself whispering. He took your face into his hands and gave you a passionate kiss. “I came to pick you up dear. I heard shouting are you okay?” he hugged you close. His strong chest was comforting. A relief to the pain you were feeling. You shut your eyes only to be snatched away from the warm embrace. Erik pulled you away. “Nah hommie. She ain't goin nowhere.” He said. T’challa looked at you. “This is your boyfriend?” he said. “my ex.” you spoke up, snatching your arm away from him. “This is my cousin.” T’challa said. The two men stood face to face glaring at each other. Erik scoffed. “We barely all that nigga.” you looked between the two confused. “H-How?” “Did the great T’challa tell you his secret?” Erik said. You saw t’challa’s jaw clench. “It is none of your business. Thats enough N'Jadaka.” He said. You looked between the two of them. They spoke without breaking eye contact with each other. “Congrats baby girl, you opened your legs for a king.”
A/N: Hi. I just have trouble sleeping so i wrote some stuff.
-Jazzi
#Admin Jazzi#Black Panther#Erik Killmonger#Michael B. Jordan#Erik Killmonger smut#Erik Killmonger angst#black panther fic#Erik Stevens#black panther fiction black reader#T'challa fic#T'challa smut#Erik Killmonger x reader#T'challa x reader#Erik stevens#Erik killmonger x reader
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