#loud ass mfs

[that--unusual-person]

not a fond of survivors

[sk8rambler]

and happy OTHER late birthdays to both george and doug <33

[mcclainwilla]

I have something to say. Klance walked so satosugu could run

[forwomenbiwomen]

Just saw two American tims (the loudest mfers I have ever heard) while in a Primark. I was about two isles away from them and they strode past talking about how the kid's section has the best stuff for them. The KID'S section. Talking about it louder than anyone else was shouting lol.

Absolute fucking culture shock 💀 I've not seen a fully fledged tim in the wild before apart from one creepy acquaintance and holy shit. They were literally the stereotype. If this is what American gyns have to deal with regularly I'm so fucking sorry 😭

WAIT I'VE JUST NOW REMEMBERED ONE OF THEM WAS IN HEELYS LMFAOOOOO and his head just gilded over the racks pleaaaase 😭

[one-paper-bag]

hear me out this is what i imagine jack’s resting face looks like

[bright-and-burning]

why is there a helicopter circling my neighborhood rn

[hischierschain]

the whole “girls only watch the devils for jack hughes” rhetoric is so confusing bc i would Not watch the devils willingly those fuckers piss me off

[lowcallyfruity]

WHY ARE APPLES SO DAMN LOUD

[ghcstofutopia]

what sure gets me about radfems is how they lose me every step of the way, even beyond the transphobia, because they genuinely do not give a fuck that i was not particularly hurt by anyone "male"

[babythegod]

[hvnnibvni]

Bruh… I just butchered a conversation. I can’t even explain it like okay- so I can speak 3 languages fluently. French from my dad, Spanish from my grandma and English. I KNOW YALL all my bi/tri/polyglot lingual people have this problem. Tell me why I’m having a conversation with my mf uncle and he the type of uncle that’s a theorist but like kinda cool and goofy. We were talking about 9/11 and how it was prolly planned by the US to start a war and get oil.(don’t ask). And my grandma is talking to me in Spanish from the kitchen window. And my momma talking to me in Spanglish alongside my grandma and it’s sounds chaotic but it really wasn’t I can jump between conversations fine but this time ion even know what happened. I started responding to my grandma and mom in French and they’re responding in Spanish which further confuses me, and responding to my uncle in Spanish so now we’re all yelling and confused. And then to add my father was sitting right next to my uncle drinking coffee and smoking a cigar wearign adidas slides WITH NO SOCKS! WHO DOESNT WEAR SOCKS WHEN THEYRE WEARING SLIDES. MY DAD WAS RAW DOGGING SLIDS BRO. PAUSE… and after the whole episode happen he gone talk about some “why yo face look like that… you look like you gotta poop. But that can’t be bc girls don’t poop.” that literally came out of a 40 y/o man with 4 kids😐 So yeah there’s my Saturday morning 😌💀 how was yours?

[ragingtwilight]

Who the fuck is in my walls

[c0nes]

[caeliflammae]

elite hurricane experience (drunk as hell, just finished doing my nails, sitting out on the front porch smoking a cig in the wind)

[marciliedonato]

What if you wanted early Christmas 😃🤪but God said no 😤😤❌

[flannelepicurean]

the "mf" stands for "motherfucker"*

*i know it doesn't, really, but you KNOW it does, and let's be honest, when terry does this, it's mf'ing fff up in this beesh. you gotta get an actual cobra to put all the extra "iss"es you need in the fortississississississimo when terry put the party lights on. throw a glissando on it for good measure or some shit.

goddammit, terry. 😂😂😂 kreese, come get your absolute cartoon villain of a man, he's Doing Things again.