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why do the bitches who pop up on youtube shorts 24/7 always end up being the most obnoxious mfs alive
#the anime youtuber one? yeah they can fuck right off. giving me right-wing anti-SJW anituber vibes#h*ro h*i headass#<- censored because you already know this mf has eyes everywhere. see one mention of their name and BAM you get a video about you#and then a bunch of losers spamming shitty jokes and slurs in your inbox and posts#but christ. youtube shorts try not to be annoying challenge#the fucking loud-ass fake excited talking combined with the in your face subtitles. would it be wrong for me to call it corporate#bc you know that shit's only done so these mfs can get max profit#which is fair ig bc youtube's the worst employer of all time#but even so. i don't wanna watch that shit#misty says things
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Rivusa Peter and Wendy au has me like 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
AHAHA YESSSS
Pick A Title And I’ll Leak A Blurb
No cause this has been living rent free in my mind ever since I leaked the idea to Jordan without even KNOWING what they were really about.
Nothing written yet BUT Riven definitely gives me OUAT Peter vibes, and since I feel like he’s gonna have a villain arc in the show a bit I think it would be fun to bring out that side against Musa’s general good energy/Wendy side.
For a more TRADITIONAL vibe I can see Riven coming along to be mischievous and Musa waking up, them flirting and joking before he flies off with her! Neverland adventures and shenanigans ft some minor jealous Musa over Beatrix (cause subplot) and Riven’s immaturity but him realizing what he feels for her is real (partially aided by Lost Boy Sam having a crush and Riv being like what the fuck 🤡) but not being able to tell her when he drops her back off. I think he would just lean in and kiss her and it would be very melancholy “I wish I was mad — I’m just too late” vibes because she wants to grow up and be an adult and he just can’t. Sad tings. Alexa play Almost Is Never Enough while she promises to remember him and he doesn’t say goodbye because “saying goodbye means forgetting” so she watches him fly away with his promise to never forget her.
As for REMIXED — oh my GOD! Musa just vibing and stuff when she hears a noise and HOLY FUCK there’s someone in her room. So she pretends to be asleep until they lean over her then BAM! She comes out swinging. The person is fighting her right back bc we love a battle scene but when she finally sees his face she’s annoyed to discover a; he’s the hottest man she’s ever seen and b; there’s a shadow taunting her over his shoulder. They make their acquaintances and he makes a request, which is to help her escape from this very boring and traditional life and actually have some fun. It takes her a minute to agree but when she does, they’re flying off. They get to Neverland where she meets the Lost Boys and immediately hits it off with Sky (specialists vibes for the boys methinks), and Riven’s just being a Peter-y headass. Beatrix (Tiger Lily) is working with Rosalind (Captain Hook) to take over the island, but Riven, the boys and the fairies (the Winx girls ofc) are fighting against her. Musa hits it off with the girls too (except Stella; she gives me mermaid vibes asf so they would probably have a water fight spat lmfao) but shit gets real when Rosalind shows up and they all have to band together. After they fight her off, Musa realizes Riven might not actually be as idiotic and immature as he lets on, and Riven realizes that Musa is a; a serious badass and b; someone he wants on his side. Cue woodsy heart to heart and some cute shit before Rosalind kidnaps her!!!!!! In exchange for getting Riven on their side to takeover the island. There’s some misunderstanding with Beatrix so Musa’s like well FUCK HIM if he wants to be evil he fucking CAN I DON’T CARE but when they see each other again on the deck of the ship it’s just that pull that they can’t explain but also can’t deny. Very “I wish it didn’t have to come to this” until Rosalind has got her blade at Musa’s throat and Riven is begging her not to kill Musa. Rosalind figures she’ll have him do it instead — as isn’t that technically what he asked? Musa just gives him the “It’s okay” look when he puts the sword against her throat but SOMEBODY no idea who COMES IN CLUTCH AT THE VERY LAST SECOND! Yuh they defeat Ros and Bea and Dane (I’m thinking Lost Boy who betrayed their location solely so I can see Riven go batshit about it and try to fuck him up over Musa lmfao veryyyy self indulgent) and life is a vibe again. Thinking Musa decides to stay with them, and she and Riven Peter and Wendy it up asf w/ a Happily Ever After YUH
Unforeseen third option on a more FULLY VILLAIN!RIVEN ARC, him coming to Musa and convincing her to go with him before bringing her straight to Captain Hook!Rosalind because she thinks Musa’s powers will be useful in her Neverland take over. So FULL BLOWN enemies and they snark off asf until they start getting to know each other (via sparring, deck walks, bringing her food, etc) and she realizes he’s only doing this to keep his other friends (Sky and Terra) safe bc Rosalind threatened them. Musa makes friends with Bloom, Stella, and mermaid!Aisha who are also prisoners, and they all band together to try and make a plan to get to the skull cove to try and rescue Sky and Terra. Obvs Riven is betrayed bc conflict of interest but!! They do it!! But he still has to choose his side. And that’s when it probably gets interesting lmao
#this is so long wow lmao#not intended but oh well#rivusa#rivusa fic#ftws rivusa fic#ftws rivusa#ftws riven#ftws musa#k writes#k chats#asks#answers#this is so convoluted and doesn’t make sense at all but here you go lol#swear to god if i see jordan and saarah commenting ‘write all three!’ i’m deleting this post no questions asked#🤡🤡🤡#kidding kidding#kind of#maybe#not really#but somewhat#anyways#riven x musa#musa x riven#ftws fic#rivusa peter and wendy au(s)
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sos ro i just remembered tht for the first year tht i was into astrology (2012-2013) i pronounced gemini as juh-meanie even tho literally everyone called me out on it constantly. leo/virgo dom headass
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