#lotro shitpost

[ach-sss-no]

...gollum dodged a great eagle?

how can one character be both the most competent and incompetent character in lotr

>dodges great eagles and elves and aragorn and who knows what else >walks right into mordor and gets tortured

>finds and retrieves the one ring when sauron couldn't >immediately dies

(I am accepting LOTRO as unassailable canon at least for the purposes of this stupid post)

(external link so this stupid post won't show up in searches hopefully)

[a-lonely-dunedain]

[corunir]

@lothrandir brother you can't just put random posts in your mouth!! it's very bad for you

[ehrmantrautpup]

Leiruman propaganda

[kettledemon]

Sam, climbing behind Frodo and Gollum: Fucking Tom Bombadil, why couldn’t he just fucking help us here? Fucking Tom Bombadil.

[cconfusionh]

freddoril dump part 2

[0sincerelyella]

Special Adventure -Legolas

Summary: Legolas and y/n decide to go on a spontaneous adventure

Notes: THIS IS FOR MY FRIEND BELLE ITS HER BIRTHDAY TMRW (in almost an hour for her as i’m writing this) SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY BELLE

also let’s pretend none of the plot happened and all the characters just exist as besties bc i said so BC I SAID SO😡

and ik legolas wasn’t in the hobbit book but he was in the movie LETS FOLLOW THE MOVIE FOR THIS ONE GUYS

i totally made literally most of this up just roll with it

The sun was shining perfectly through the forest. it was golden and beautiful. y/n raced through the forest on her horse, her hair flowing through the wind as she laughed. “Your going to slow!” she called, grabbing the reigns of her horse as she jumped over a river. A blur ran up to her, pulling up right next to her. “hello princess” Legolas smirked at her, his arrows bouncing on his back as the horse ran forward.

y/n leaned forward, speeding faster. as y/n saw the edge of the forest she jolted to a stop. “i win” she smiled proudly, as legolas stopped with her. “of course you did” he said, hopping off of his horse. y/n followed in suit. “where exactly are we going Legolas?” y/n asked, stepping on rocks to cross a stream. “Where ever the forest wants us to go y/n” he says, jumping across the river with his bow in hand. y/n giggled as legolas slipped and fell into the small stream. y/n couldn’t breath due to how much she’s laughing.

as she began to be able to breath more, she reached her hand out to pull legolas up, that was her first mistake. Legolas pulled her down into the water into his arms, laughing as she squealed. as the two lay in the water and against the bank, laughing and joking in each others arms, having too much fun to watch to stand up and keep moving.

the sound of horses and talking from the outside of the forest coming in interrupted the goofing off between the two elves.

both of the elves shot up in instinct, drawing their hands to their weapons. “What was that?” y/n asked. Legolas crouched down, putting his hand up towards her as he walked behind a tree. “I think it’s man” he whispered, his arrow still nocked. y/n stepped backwards, cracking a stick. she looked towards the intruders, only seeing a tall man in a dark pointed hat. The men on their horses looked towards us, immediately looking as if they pulled out their swords in fear of an ambush, hopping off their horses and exploring towards the two

Legolas shot an arrow in the opposite direction to throw the men off course and grabbed y/ns hand. He darted towards the horses with y/n following suit, gripping tight to his hand. she laughed as they fled from the mysterious group of people once she realized what she saw.

the two jump onto their horses, and y/n stopped legolas as he tried to run back towards rivendell. “Legolas,” she was in a fit of laughter as she realized how scared she had gotten which in turn put legolas into attack and protect mode.

“y/n? we have to get back i don’t want you getting hurt”

“it was gandalf!” she said, giggling. legolas smiled, playfully pushing

y/ns shoulder. “y/n” he shook his head. “you had me thinking they’d hurt you!” he grabbed the reigns of his horse and turned towards the way they just ran. “no, send the horses back i have an idea” she speaks, jumping off her horse and climbing into a tree.

legolas followed in suit, following y/n through the forest. as they got to the trail, hiding themselves in the trees. Gandalf stopped, putting his hand up so everyone else followed in suit. “someone’s watching us” he speaks, y/n leans over, grabbing onto a branch for stability.

gandalf never looked back towards the two, only looking forward. “come out young ones” he speaks, a light hearted laugh following through. “is someone here to kill us gandalf?” bilbo asks, shaking with fear.

“no, just two makers of trouble” he speaks, and as he does so, y/n gracefully jumps on the back of bilbos horse. he lets out a girl like scream, and legolas takes that as his que to jump infront of bilbos horse. another girly scream. y/n jumped off the horse, running up to greet gandalf.

the two elves had their fun, scaring the adventure less hobbit. but they had both agreed to allow the group to have their journey.

y/n had decided she wanted to go back to rivendell, after the two had ran through the forest, play fighting and enjoy the company of the other. y/n had grown tired, adventuring with her love.

years ago, legolas’ father had made a deal with y/ns father. legolas and

y/n had grown up together. they had been adventuring the forest every day since they could run. y/ns father had promised y/n to legolas and they were to be married. in a rare case, instead of hating their parents for betrothing them to someone that wasn’t their love, legolas and y/n had always loved each other, and arranged marriage or not y/n and legolas would still have fallen in love and eventually married.

it was elven tradition for the parents to pick the spouses of their children, and it was pure luck that the two had been in love.

back in rivendell, y/n sat on legolas’s bed, her feet draped over it as he spoke to his father. “The wedding is soon legolas”

“i know father” he smiled, not angered or sad. he was happy and excited. “i’m glad you love her son” legolas nodded. “i’m glad you picked her for me, or i would’ve picked her myself” he said, in all honesty.

legolas’ father smiled. “i respect that” he told his son, placing a hand on his shoulder. “treat her right, she’s a sweet girl. like family to us” y/n smiled as she eavesdropped on her love and his father.

when legolas closed the door, he sat next to y/n on the bed. “melin le (elvish for i love you) legolas” she spoke, he placed his hand on her leg. “melin le y/n. my princess”

[azure-aeon-dragonica]

You're all wrong he's a pet bilby Bilbo bought while drunk on mead

His name is Bilby Baggins and he loves eating baked goods

i read the hobbit in 3rd grade and i thought it was really lame. however i liked bilbo baggins for some reason and i was fully convinced he was some sort of rabbit/mouse thing until i saw the lotr movies and was really, really confused

[gwynbleiddyn]

all the cool kids have pinned posts and i’m at least a year late so let’s go

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bg3 / i said i wasnt going to get involved and then i did. i rotate astarion around my brain like a microwave meal and i think we should be allowed to kiss raphael actually. dyn is my main tav who is in a mlm (monster loving monster) relationship with astarion and sometimes halsin. the rituals are complex and unknowable.

lotro | rop | lotr / my dragon age/mass effect braincells are nuclear resistant. my lotr braincell is what one might call a tardigrade. she’s eternal infinite forever enduring the ages of this world alone etc. etc. i play lotro on arkenstone and i think rings of power is great. that’s all. 

critrole / im here for ashton & fearne & chetney only everything else is a bonus.

destiny / dont get it twisted i play this game for saint-14 and osiris

ac origins -  valhalla / bayek and eivor have me in a chokehold and i spent about 6 months writing frenzied alexios / thaletas content in between those two protags so you could say i enjoyed this trilogy more than anything else ac has ever given me

dragon age - mass effect / they get to share a category like a get-along t-shirt bc these are the only two braincells in my head that will survive a nuclear winter and this is the only way i can control them. i have many ocs. i always want to talk about them. i sent shepard to andromeda, and i rewrote thedas to cope with the harrowing ordeal of facing an egg as my villain. bioware will not let me rest. you can find my extensive list of bioware OCs here.

ocs - dnd / blorbo from my dnd is usually referring to maahes, he is an acquired taste so your mileage may vary in how far u can go before u simply want to block his tag. the good news is i wholly support curated dashboard experiences. the bad news is all of my ocs are equally hot messes of morality.

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[ach-sss-no]

THE GAME: Hey hey get the warg teeth and show gandalf it'll be so cool it'll be great you can impress gandalf

gandalf: Ew

[a-lonely-dunedain]

so the Treebeard server is still up

[nototherwisespecified]

frembly offszn remembly: all of the not-hockey stuff is @valhecka where i rb shitposts, talk abt books, & pretend to have a tagging system. happy shinee comeback, lotro midsummer, inceptiversary (soon), & pride month

[corunir]

Someone called me a "Blorbo" earlier. it sounds like a hobbit name, did they just call me short?

[kemendin]

Minas Tirith more like Minas Tier-ith amiright

[a-lonely-dunedain]

the choice of icon here is killing me

[smeedlesfrogfood]

the Karazgar storyline in LOTRO has such enemies to lovers vibes, like letting you talk to him instead of fighting? Giving you the option of giving him the black book of Mordor? Like hello?? Just let me make out with him already smh