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Elrond be like: I am 4/8 human, 3/8 elf, and 1/8 angel. My mother is a bird and my father is the planet Venus. My twin brother was the first king of Atlantis but somehow I seem to be more famous than him. I am one of three ringbearers, the other two being the female version of Feanor and a guy who loves fireworks. My foster father is a crazy homeless guy who likes music and his whole family is dead. My many-greats grandnephew is in love with my daughter. No one can tell my sons apart. I like waterfalls and am both a glorified innkeeper and a top-notch doctor. I am the voice of reason no one listens to.
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The One Ring is corrupting and maddening for you, maybe. Personally Sauron already lives in my head rent free so I'm probably immune. Rip to Frodo but I'm different
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Manspreading alone in the endless darkness
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15 minutes used to be a long time you know. now its barely 15 minutes
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i have not booped half of you as well as i would have liked, and i have booped half of you half as well as you deserve.
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just mispelled mental illness the worst anyones ever done it .
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But how funny would it be if Celeborn finally shows up in season 3 and it’s just Charlie Vickers in a new wig
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