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while you were partying (all of tumblr pregaming the ides of march) i studied the blade (gearing up for the anniversary of the ride of the rohirrim)

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Y'all can go ahead and celebrate the Ides of March and the assassination of Julius Caesar or whatever-- I will be celebrating the day that Merry & Eowyn Stabbed and Killed the Witch-King of Angmar like a normal person, thank you.

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laughed myself sick last nioght imaging lotr gollum having a blog where he just talks normally while also signing all his posts in beautiful cursive for some reason. like this:

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Me trying to flirt: would you like to watch The Lord of the Rings (extended editions)

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Lord of the Rings is so complicated because we don’t just have canon vs not canon we have

was-in-the-trilogy book canon

contradicting from a different book canon

movie-verse canon

Tolkien mentioned it in a letter once canon

Christopher Tolkien speculated canon

fanon

wikipedia accepts it as canon even though it’s not 100% sure canon

like how are you even supposed to keep track of all that

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do you guys think that elrond is the kind of dad to dress the twins identically

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LOTR Valentines (1/2)

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they don’t prescribe visits to Rivendell for rest and healing like they used to

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This was all I could think of when I saw this post.

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he's a monstrous heartless villain to YOU. he's a pinup girl to me

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OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD THERE’S NEW ALAN LEE LOTR ART! I’M SCREAMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

These are from the new limited edition of LOTR published by the Folio Society

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lotr version because this meme encompasses my entire being

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No one:

House of Finwë naming their kids: