#lost my voice

[always-reading]

I can confirm seeing Ricky Montgomery in person was a life altering experience and I am forever changed 🤩🤩🤩🤩

[henrythepug]

I now understand the meaning of “losing your voice” because I could speak yesterday, now I can’t. Where the fuck did it go, and when is it coming back?

[rosecoloredknight]

geez, kids and babies sure are adorable germ vectors.

[i-have-41-protons]

I completely lost my voice and I think I’m starting to understand what it means to be disabled, even for only a few days

I can only whisper, and even so, not always

I don’t like it, we need sign language at schools please

[perpetuallyuneloquent]

i'm caving and watching good omens

[anotherpapercut]

seeing Hayley Williams live in person was a great way to start off pride month

[babygirlwolverine]

I’m still in love with you ❤️

[maehemthemisfit]

HAPPY NEW YEAR MY LOVELIES 🥳🎉✨❤️

[lost-ash-es]

i lost my voice

maybe i can talk now

maybe i can say

maybe i talk now

and it'll be a different day

maybe i can talk now

maybe we'll all pray

maybe i can talk now

and i'll be real today

-ash

[sagethelezbo]

I can’t sing rn bc of whatever sickness I have (Wheezy and sharp cough, raspy voice) and I fucking hate it. I sing literally all the time and I can’t do it right now without sounding like shit.

[scouting4love]

I made it back home and I can barely talk

[teaboot]

If I can recommend you do 1 low-effort thing for the love of God it is this:

Keep 5 cards in your pocket. One will say "yes", the second will say "no."

If you lose your voice, or lose speech, or want to make a dramatic embellishment at the right time, it is an elegant and efficient solution that is right there at hand.

But what if people question you from there? "Why do you have that card? Why would you do this? How long have you had that in your pocket?" For this, or whatever else they say, the third card: "I don't have a card for that."

"What the fuck," they ask. They laugh. They are bemused. You bring the energy back down with the fourth card: "I have laryngitis. I've lost speech. My throat hurts". Whatever you expect to occur.

The joke is over. Rule of threes. Now they are curious. They wonder about logistics. "How did you know I would say that? Is everyone so predictable?"

As a three-part bit, nobody ever sees the fifth card coming.

"I have powerful wizard magics."

Gets them every time

[chancherpancher]

I'm sick. I have a mucus cough and my voice sounds terrible... I can't raise my voice... 🤒

[tomboy014]

Look at this asshole eating out of my compost bin

And I can't even yell at him

[i-have-41-protons]

I lost my voice today (but still went to school obvi, this ain’t gonna stop me) and my tea finished during the first lesson and here’s what my mother had to say about it:

I believe she is completely right

[hinamie]

i don't normally participate in these redraw challenges but it's megumi so i'll make an exception