#lost in the sauce cat

[blackthornwren]

Me, talking to my idiot cat child: Get in loser, we're going to bake brie and pear tarts this weekend.

[jeeklaart]

Lost in the sauce 🐈‍⬛

( find me here )

[pilgrimposting]

in light of the new minis

[cannibalchicken]

[sluttycinderella]

y’all do get that if dan and phil hard launch it will break the internet right? like people who haven’t thought about dnp since 2016 and literally everyone else with an online presence will know. suddenly there will be so many new eyes on our cute little community that we’ve managed to build from the ashes of the early phandom. it’ll be worldwide news that those guys from youtube who “weird girls” always shipped were actually together the whole time. it’ll be absolute chaos. it’s not that i don’t want them to hard launch if that’s genuinely what they want to do, i’m just afraid that it’ll send shockwaves through the entire internet that’ll shatter the nice little thing we’ve got going on here. i for one don’t want to be talking to an acquaintance in class next semester and hear them say “did you hear that dan and phil from youtube are together? that’s crazy! i never watched them ‘cause their fans were always so weird. i didn’t even know they were gay. i guess their fans bullied them out of the closet.” and then have to pretend to be normal.

[elmocult]

its MY favourite character and ILL PROJECT onto her if i WANT

[mo-ok]

little guy saga continues this time with the biggest little guys you've ever seen 🤖

[thatone-churro]

someone got a little too excited for her treat

[glowing-disciple]

Where will you be when the catnip kicks in?

[murmurlilies]

CAT GO-GURT ASMR 🔊

[walkingbomb]

it is imperative that you witness h i m

[leftoversludge]

why is the cat king in port townsend? is he everywhere cats are, sort of an omniscient being like the endless? making him of desire's domain? or is he just stuck in port townsend? because why would be trap edwin to that one town if he could just show up anywhere cats are? or maybe its hard to track people down, namely ghosts given they have no scent or anything to follow, and he just wanted the convenience of knowing what town he was in at all times, but if he didn't trap edwin there, edwin would've just gone to london.. they typically hang around in london, their main haunt, one could say... does each town/city have their own cat king? maybe he's not allowed to enter another's cat kingdom... does he just like it there? i can't imagine why, given that its on the beach and stereotypically cats hate water... does he like port townsend cats the best? are they his favorite? oh, beach=ocean=where fish live and cats love fish, so him residing in a beach town actually makes the most sense out of anywhere else in the world. is there a dog king? is there a king for every animal? or just cats..? he can turn into a cat, make flowers appear out of nowhere, transport himself and other people into another room, make boxes as chairs appear, how far can he transport himself? because then he could have just appeared in london if he really wanted... can he know what all cats know and see? how connected to the physical realm is he? i feel like he's about as connected to it as one of the endless, but his domain sort of thing is on earth, and he is not endless, he is cat. who is he, man?? i am just deeply confused and intrigued...

[aftgscenes]

Andrew minyard would have been a warrior cats kid if he was born in the early 2000s 

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[moe-broey]

Why did I start like three other projects when I was already working on a big project when I just got hit with the autism exhaustion beam (requires. At least One Full Day just dead in bed, and then some more Taking It Easy time after)

[bramblebeau]

this is how I die btw