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simplydnp · 5 months ago
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the peak behind the curtain... 'dont include flacid penis' 'oh we're including that'
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saltplane · 2 months ago
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GRAHHHHH I love selfshipping….
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brigebus · 5 months ago
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happy Yuri day guys
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sorrelpaws · 2 years ago
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me when im in a pining and yearning competition and my opponents are pearlrose (squidward gif)
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captainmartin20 · 1 month ago
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AND NO ONE TOLD ME?!?!
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kerizaret · 3 months ago
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LMAOOOO i absolutely don’t mind the polyshow. i’m smooching all of them too in fact. polyamory.
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POLYAMORY‼️‼️
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jeonwiixard · 8 days ago
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why do i keep bias-ing the hot ones who become a loser once they see the gates to an amusement park.
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writesology · 10 months ago
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in which ace gets lost on his way to class. thank the seven his dorm head is there to help him!
+ bonus drabble below the cut <3 happy valentine's to these losers
(takes place post-dorm ace vignette, but before book 2 aka right in the middle of ace's big fat crush on his oblivious dorm head)
"Shit, shit, shit, I'm gonna be late!" Ace dashes past groups of students in the hallway, magic pen gripped tightly in his hands as wind magic swirls around him. "And I don't even know where the hell I'm supposed to-"
"Ace Trappola! What do you think you're doing running in the hallways!" The first-year freezes at the familiar voice (and no, his heart didn't skip a beat) and turns around to find his dorm head glaring at him with crossed arms.
Two weeks ago, seeing Riddle would've added to his pent-up frustration, and he probably would've gotten his magic sealed (or re-sealed) by the end of their interaction. Now, they're at least on good enough terms that Ace has some hope he won't be arriving to class late and collared.
Plus, there are a few upsides to having his dorm head here at this very moment, none of which have to do with how cute he is.
"Dorm head! Sorry, but I really need your help right now," Ace says as he approaches Riddle. "My magic analysis discussion went overtime and then Trein switched his lecture hall last minute, and I was running because I have no idea where room 2408 is, and if I'm not there in five, I'm gonna be late again! Please, you wouldn't let me be late, right?"
Riddle thinks for a second, then nods. "In that case, it can't be helped. Very well, I'll take you there." Ace is just about to cheer and thank his dorm head for the directions, but then Riddle takes his hand and starts leading him down the hallway, effectively making his brain short-circuit.
Holy shit. Riddle's holding his hand.
The touch sends sparks through his fingers and up his arm, until all Ace can think about is the warmth of Riddle's hand in his and how perfectly their hands fit together and-
...he needs to think about something else. If he keeps going with this, Ace is fairly sure he'll burst into a ball of flames, never mind that fire magic is Riddle's specialty and not his, and so the first-year tears his gaze away from their hands and tries to look at the scenery.
Keyword: tries, because his eyes drift back to Riddle again and again. Eventually, he gives up and looks at Riddle's face instead.
His dorm head is saying something, probably about how he should have better manners than to run in the halls, but none of the words are registering in his brain.
Actually, Ace would be surprised if anything could register in his brain with the way he feels all tingly. Maybe he should just skip lecture at this point-
"-ce. Ace!" The first-year blinks, and suddenly Riddle's waving one hand in front of his face with a look of mild concern. "I said we're here. Didn't you hear me?"
"Oh." Ace glances up, and sure enough, they're standing in front of room 2408. "Th-thanks, dorm head."
Riddle frowns, and fuck, that should not look as cute as it does. "Are you alright? You look rather red."
"Fine. I'm fine, thanks." Ace does his best to give a relaxed smile, and thankfully, Riddle believes it.
"Very well. Just be sure to get proper rest if you think you're coming down with something." The first-year shoots a thumbs-up at him, and Riddle nods. "Right then, I'll be-"
"Wait!" His dorm head startles and turns back to look at him, his head tilted questioningly, and Ace internally curses the tremor in his voice. "I, uh... why did you, y'know... take me here yourself? I thought you would've just given me directions or something because you're such a busy guy."
"Well, there was a chance you might have misinterpreted, and then you really would've been late. I can't have one of my dorm members getting lost or being late, so leading you here myself was the only surefire way. And besides, I'm not so busy that I can't help you personally."
The answer is so honest and overwhelmingly Riddle that it almost hurts. "O-okay! Sure. Thanks a ton, dorm head."
"It was my pleasure." Riddle smiles lightly before he turns to leave. "You should head inside. And be sure to pay attention, or you know what's coming."
The smile tips him over the edge, and Ace hurriedly pushes the lecture hall doors open before plopping down in the first empty seat he sees and burying his face in his palms with a groan.
That beautiful boy is going to be the death of him. And Ace doesn't mind it one bit.
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floadolescent · 11 months ago
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im going so crazy i care more about the reboot cast than i do about gen 1 LIKE WHO AM I WHAT AM I DOING
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murbsies · 4 months ago
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got my ass spitroasted by the triumvirate so im going to bed hashtag i love salmon run but i wish my teammates understood how luring joe under horroboros actually fucking worked
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limewiremother · 1 year ago
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my uber driver is listening to npr and theyre talking about some stupid liberal feminist book about this wife eho relocated to saigon in 1963 with her husband who was supporting the imperialist forces in the wake of the vietnam war.. i want to blow up all radio towers this is so dumb
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999moreyears · 2 years ago
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i love you my best friend dave .
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sleepwalk-living · 2 years ago
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anyway, fuck all u nasty white, european, usamerican bitches who called latin americans savages and uncivilised for how they welcomed louis and showed their love. hope ur mouth tastes like piss right now in the face of all of those voices.
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skell10 · 2 years ago
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I bet they had a ska band in highschool
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eventually--darling · 2 years ago
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okkkk im gonna try to take a tumblr break starting tomorrow
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gardensnakie · 23 days ago
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The losersss
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