#losers club podcast

[joeover]

of course it won’t 🙄 btw if you’re a stephen king fan i highly recommend you check out the Losers Club Podcast!!! they’ve covered almost all of kings books, i love them!

[incorrect-losers]

Bev: What’s the trauma version of nostalgia?

Richie: Trauma

[3416]

clipped the segment from auston's appearance on spittin chiclets in 2018 where he talks about sitting with mitch on the plane and rooming with mitch on the road bc auston is SUCH a poser........ trying to act all high and mighty about mitch "watching cartoons" just to turn around and be like :) and we like to go to dinner with patty (naturally omitting that he also likes to cuddle w them in bed with dessert while they watch cartoons) (also.. them accusing mitch of being a furry and part of a sex club(??) in toronto... oh boy)

[stimtickle]

Wow…FYI and then some!

[bikebian]

i could talk forever about how misery touches on the topic of how artists are treated in fan bases . fan bases expect so much rather than being creative with it and fans want exactly what they want and won’t be happy if it’s not what they want and obviously sometimes writing is bad and it’s okay, but artists choose what they want to create if an artist doesn’t give what fans want, fans become violent and especially if it’s a characters death, a ship not becoming canon. artists are driven out of studios because fans didn’t like what they gave out

maybe the majority of us are guilty of this but i think we should think of it more yk. why do we call art “content” now? and i’ve done this b4 so im guilty yk but art isn’t content and mostly writing is not treated as art cause yk look how many ppl use character ai, look at booktok, look how people view first person, look at how people view fanfiction everyone wants what they want and artists just have to give and give and it can lead to burnout and artists don’t owe anyone anything. artists should create what makes them happy, not just for the validation of others

and just like how paul wants to write his own book that he is proud of and not misery . but annie wants misery to be alive again like how fans want EXACTLY THIS

[endlessnightlock]

If I ever disappear completely from Tumblr, I want all my friends to know that it's because I've tripped over my dog's stupid big rubber ball, fallen at an awkward angle because I'm carrying a laundry basket, or some other stupid shit, broke my neck, and died.

[lesbianjudasiscariot]

some of y'all aren't lame enough to be on here

[nemesyaaa]

here's a list of obx au's that i think of often and that I hope can help with writer's block bc i will never write them :)))

rafe cameron : lawyer!rafe, sadistict!gladiator!rafe, joker!rafe, momma’s boy!rafe, grim reaper!rafe, blade runner!rafe, sniper!mask!rafe, blue beard!rafe, older!creepy!taxi driver!rafe, purge!leader!rafe,...

jj maybanks : graffiti artist!jj, stuntman!jj, urbex!youtuber!jj, pervy!video club x!coworker!jj, bad!teacher!jj, theatre!student!jj, pickpocket!jj, butler!jj, con artist!jj, depressed!rich!drug addict!jj, creepy! obssessed!fan!jj...

pope heyward : scientist!pope, zookeeper!pope, video game!store!manager!pope, doctor!pope, dark!plastic surgeon!pope, strict!class president!pope, marine scientist!pope, nerdy!detective!pope, mathlete!pope, aerospace!engineer!pope, geek!hacker!pope, pervy!computer scientist!pope, cult!scientist!leader!pope…

john b : pool!lifeguard!john b, music store!manager!john b, firefighter!john b, old!guitarist!john b, gravedigger!john b, dog sitter!john b, sadistic!dom!john b, drug sitter!john b, con artist!john b, animal rescue!john b, banker!john b....

reader: muse!reader, dentist!reader, circus performer!reader, academic!weapon!reader, goofy!loser!reader, art!student!reader, brothel!reader, fashion designer!reader, nurse!reader, pet store!reader, famous podcast!reader, fortune!teller!reader, swan!reader, veterinarian!reader, vigilante!reader, wedding!planner!reader, stand up comic!reader, sailor!reader, cosplayer!reader, sex shop worker!reader, hairstylist!reader, pin up galore!reader, activist!reader….

fantasy female!reader :succubus!reader, wish!granting!genie!reader, tiny!fairy!princess!reader, whimsigoth!witch!reader, egyptian!goddess!reader, cursed!angel!reader…

done ! you can use freely, i don't care about credits but i would like to read and support your work, so tag me anywhere, or tell me<3333 hope it helps 😁

[frozenjokes]

the fight club group is a mix of people I was not expecting to be attached to as a unit but I’m so. Thinking about all of them. why are they all so fun together. I’m a little obsessed with cub and pearl vs joel and gem in the firework arena and the two people who played before getting absolutely Steamrolled. The biggest enemy to Joel and Gem are THEMSELVES. but playing aggressively just kinda worked out for them where Cub and Pearl are both more conservative with their play style. The hot tub podcast also. Like I haven’t watched Joel’s episode but just the image of joel, cub (fully dressed) and gem refusing to get in there. Peak.

Thinking about people who could be invited is very fun too. Like people who would mesh well and add to that dynamic of like. Kinda?? Randomness??? Gem and Joel have had a lot of interactions but Gem inviting Cub really surprised me. Like whoa really? why? and then it was a GREAT choice??????? I was thrilled when that happened but seeing what cub did with it like Whoa. And cub inviting pearl too!! Also not really a choice I expected specifically coming from Cub but I’m so excited!!

as for people I want to see. False. Like I know she has a background with pvp or whatever but I don’t care about that. What I care about is that false is a LOSER. she is absolutely sopping wet just like that funny little briefcase she carries around and i think she’d fit right in with the other certified losers. And gem. Gem isn’t a loser she’s here to gawk at the other losers and make fun of joel.

Mumbo probably should not be invited to fight club HOWEVER it would be funny as fuck. slap a helmet on her and THROW HIM TO THE WOLVES.

genuinely don’t know anything about jevin but I think he needs in. A pick that I wouldn’t expect that doesn’t interact very much with that side of the server. This is part of the fun for me.

UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES should Grian EVER be invited to fight club. Now this is not me trying to be a hater and this isn’t even for fandom reasons but like. As it stands fight club is very casual and the video segments are loosey goosey in a Good way and the problem with grian is that he can not do that. He is a leader and an organizer and if he doesn’t do it HE WILL DIE. He likes to explain things to his audience and make everything rules and otherwise clear which is Fine but it can get rigid and that just isn’t what fight club is to me. I do not want it to become that. But also if we want to be a hater the fandom’s favorite blorbo joining fight club would take attention away from the group unit and make it the grian show which would personally Peeve me.

To an Extremely lesser degree but for similar reasons I also don’t want to see scar in fight club. HOWEVER I do think the poe poe could interact with fight club in a fun way where they’re like investigating this secret underground operation… but it’s mostly a side-bit. The entirety of fight club crashes upon them like a wave and they go home all 🥺 with their glasses broken and their asses clapped or whatever

xisuma should not be invited to fight club because even though he is a loser he doesn’t have the right vibe. I can’t expand more than this but I felt strongly enough to say it

please tell me who you would want to see in fight club and why I’m having so much fun thinking about it

[bellasbookclub]

it's Wutherin' time 🕯️🍂🪦

Get in losers, it's Brontë November again and we're going wuthering! We've heard from Charlotte, we've heard from Anne, and now it's Emily's turn: our November book is Bella Swan's beloved Wuthering Heights. Join us for a discussion November 25th, when we'll all finally be able to understand the literary references in Eclipse and figure out whether Bella's and Edward's hot takes are valid 👻💔

Discord discussion: Monday 11/25 8 PM EST | Tuesday 11/26 11 AM AEST

Join the Storygraph readalong here!

Bella’s Book Club is an interactive virtual book club created by the Three Books One Plot podcast. Our monthly Discord discussions are open to all! More info here.

[visualtaehyun]

After a long absence, I've got lots to talk about so let's get right into ep. 7!

Disclaimer: not a native Thai speaker, still learning 🙏

The Overhead Sun

The title of this episode is ดวงอาทิตย์ตั้งฉาก /duaang aa thit dtang chaak/ = the Sun perpendicular/at a 90 degree angle/directly overhead

-> more on how the title ties into the episode in this previous post

Fairy Godmother Ton

I've mentioned before how sassily Ton talks so I'm delighted to see the subs try to reflect that and also to see him give Ongsa a makeover lol

Ongsa: หนูทำไม่ได้หรอกพี่ต้น /nuu tham mai dai raawk phi Ton/ Ton: แต่พี่ต้นทำได้ค่ะ /dtaae phi Ton tham dai kha/

Ton: ไปเปลี่ยนชุดค่ะ เดี๋ยวนี้ /bpai bpliian choot kha. diao nee/

Banana Tree Ghost

Mawin: ดีน่ะ ไม่แบกต้นกล้วยออกมาด้วย /dee na mai baaek dton gluay aawk maa duay/ = Good thing she didn't come out carrying a banana tree.

The นางตานี /naang dtaa nee/ is a type of female tree spirit akin to a nymph that inhabits a specific kind of banana tree called ต้นกล้วยตานี /dton gluay dtaa nee/.

Left: our dearest loser lesbian Right: a portrayal on the Ch8 show วิญญาณพิศวง /win yaan phit sa wong/ (= wonderous spirits) -> If you know Poom Phuripan, that's the show he made his acting debut in (link to the ep., unsubbed, on YT)

I'm fine. This is fine.

Sun: หนูปกติดี /nuu bpo ga dtee dee/ ; เราปกติดี(x2) /rao bpo ga dtee dee/ = I'm fine. or more like- I'm so normal. 🙂

Ongsa gets hit on

Tong: นอกจากพี่จะอยู่ฝ่ายโสตแล้วเนี่ย พี่ก็โสดด้วยน่ะ /naawk jaak phi ja yuu faai soht laaeo niia, phi gaaw soht duay na/ = Apart from being on the AV club, I'm also single.

The first โสต /soht/ is short for โสตทัศนศึกษา /soht that sa na seuk saa/ = audio-visual education, the second โสด /soht/ means single.

Love Guru

Luangpu: นี่เห็นหลวงปู่เป็นโยมพี่อ้อยพี่ฉอดไปซะแล้วหรือ /nee hen luaang bpuu bpen yohm phi Aoi phi Chod bpai sa laaeo reuu/ = Do you take me for Phi Aoi and Phi Chod or what? -> Luangpu หลวงปู่ is a title for an elderly revered monk

Phi Aoi (right) and Phi Chod (left) are the two hosts of the radio show Club Friday (streams here), and several similar shows and podcasts, where people can call in to ask for advice about their relationship problems.

You might be familiar with the anthology series Club Friday The Series, where real stories from the radio show get produced for TV. If you've seen Pit Babe or follow any of the actors, you might also know these ladies from bts clips or Change2561's Boys' Journey.

[lesbianmaxevans]

Janine & Melissa || Read-a-Thon

[Image Description: Ten stacked gifs from Abbott Elementary.

Janine: How about we raise the stakes? Melissa: Oh, okay. A side bet. Alright, what are you thinking? Janine: Hmmm. I don’t know. I’m confident I’m winning, but I don’t have anything of value or any money. Melissa: Okay, how about we wager something you can’t possibly put a price on: dignity? Janine, smiling: Oh. Melissa: Loser has to streak at the Sixers game. Janine: Yeahhhhh, yep. Mm-hmm. Janine starts fidgeting and avoids making eye contact with Melissa. Janine: Definitely, I would do that but, also, um, something else that could be just as bad is -- Janine eyes a poster of Jacob’s podcast club. Janine: Loser has to be a guest on Jacob’s podcast. Equally as humiliating. Melissa grimaces. Melissa: Alright, okay. They shake hands and Janine smiles.]

[saltygilmores]

After seeing this post, @frazzledsoul and I have been busy pulling a Rory and making an exhaustive Chilton Vs SHH ProCon list. I'm surprised I could come up with so many Pro SHH points when I mock the school ever so relentlessly. As always feel free to chime in. CONS OF SHH School is located in Stars Hollow, Connecticut :( You have to go to school with Dean Forrester Shitty Principal & Guidance Counselor Lorelai Gilmore and Miss Patty are always hanging around the school looking for teenage boys to snack on Everyone in town knows your fucking business... except when they don't (like how Jess' classmates had no idea he wasn't going to school or that he supposedly pulled the fire alarm or stole 500 baseballs) and high school gossip has the potential to become Town Meeting material for a bunch of old retirees and other adult losers with no lives Your classmates talk about Rory Gilmore constantly.

PROS OF SHH You get to go school with Jess (con: he's only there half the time) The cafeteria food presumably sucks, but you can nip right across the street to Luke's (even though you never actually see any high schoolers eating there except Rory and her crew) or to Doose's for snacks Lorelai Gilmore comes to give a presentation after school and you can humiliate her in front of the class Site of a famous homicide, get to hear your school's name on true crime podcasts for decades to come When Jess Mariano makes millions of dollars from his writing and is famous (after beating the murder charges) you can say you went to school with him When Shane Campbell becomes a famous homicide victim, you can say you went to school with her During gym class you can throw dodgeballs at Dean Forrester Little to no academic pressure so you can do whatever. A lot of substitutes because no decent teacher wants to teach there full time. Roll out the tv/vcr combo cart!

CONS OF CHILTON English teacher is banging your mom DIet Logan (aka Tristan) (and even though he was expelled, you'll never truly get rid of him, because like cockroaches Tristans multiply fruitfully and he has dozens of clones at that school) Shitty Principal with a fake posh accent Shitty Guidance Counselor who doesn't impress upon you the important or existence of extra cirriculars and safety schools Can't be a lonely introvert in peace without the guidance counselor telling you you're a friendless loser Dorky uniforms Academic pressure out the ying yang, which may lead to Dropping Out Of Yale Everyone knows and spreads your fucking business here too and your high school gossip can become country club gossip for old ass high society people with nothing better to talk about

PROS OF CHILTON Madelyn and Louise hook you up with cute guys (and drugs, alcohol and parties, although that's happening at SHH as well, when you're living in The Hollow you have to numb the pain somehow) and provide you sexual wisdom and gossip Madelyn becomes famous multi millionaire after inventing the Amazon Alexa for the school business fair and you can say you went to school with her

School newspaper that nobody reads has many uses, like bird cage liner or spitball material Witnessing the burning hot homoerotic chemistry between Rory Gilmore and Paris Geller Every so often, you can manage to get away with shit (like skipping school to take a bus to new york city and nobody notices) (but don't you dare be late to an exam because you had a car accident) A variety of interesting after school clubs like botany, role playing, loom weaving, and hitting up all the rich kids who know where to find the best drugs

Better lunches

(Except when its White Bread Wednesday, Rory's favorite day):

[gaykarstaagforever]

Anyone who complains about the Fallout show being "WOKE" should not be indulged by us confronting them on their regressive edgelord podcast shit.

What we need to do is mock them for obviously not being true fans or real gamers, who have no idea that these games have been progressive since 1997, when the first one was made by a team managed by an out gay man.

This is like when these Ken dolls complain about new Star Trek or Star Wars or Matrix or Ghostbusters content being leftist.

The important point to make in response is that they are so bad at their fake loser troll jobs that they didn't even know that the thing they are mad isn't about them any longer was NEVER about them, in the first place.

That they are so stupid that they didn't even figure out that the thing they self-identified with was in fact fundamentally progressive propaganda, made by anti-fascists and queer people, specifically to shit all over them and their terrible little world.

Fight Club was gay THE WHOLE TIME, you idiots! And you didn't even notice, because, as always, you're an idiot.

Why attack their specific arguments, when you can undermine their entire conception of reality so easily? Take the higher ground.

[sapphic-agent]

Rachel stans are stan-ing again on the glee sub. Someone posted this vid of the miss congeniality pod where these 2 podcasters are basically propping Rachel up and praising her for an entire minute. One of them goes, "I love when the Glee club complains about her and I'm lowkey like you're all a bunch of fuck ups without her".

Rachel fans posting gifs about her saying they love Rachel are upvoted. People who disagree downvoted. One said it was rude because they're insulting the rest of the characters by praising Rachel and that's lowkey insulting the cast too because they made those characters their own. Downvoted bad. The Rachel stans then try to excuse it by saying it's not about the cast but how the rest of the glee club as characters needed Rachel so badly to win. This person responds back that Rachel was talented but so was Mercedes and it's rude to call the rest fuck ups no matter how they try to spin it by saying the glee club needed Rachel. Downvoted for that too.

No one can do anything but compliment Rachel on that sub.

You know what's funny about this? They actually didn't need Rachel to win.

Because somehow the NDs were given an ass-pull of a win against the Troubletones (against Mercedes and Santana) for Sectionals without her. She also wasn't given a solo for Sectionals in season 2 and they won that too. So clearly Rachel isn't actually needed to win. Because when Will actually tries to show off the talents of the rest of the club, they shine just as bright with or without Rachel.

Not to say Rachel isn't talented or doesn't contribute to getting the win. But in a lot of her lead performances, she's backed up by others (mostly Mercedes) who really push it to the next level. Half the songs they performed wouldn't have been nearly as good without Mercedes ending it.

Rachel was never necessary for the win. It just felt that way because Will hardly let anyone else show out and always relied on Rachel. He is partially responsible for Rachel being so entitled. Even if she was like that before, he enabled it by rewarding her. He should have let her quit in season 1, given Tina her WSS solo, and then let Rachel come back of her own accord. Making her think she's a priority over others was where he went wrong, and it ended up hurting her in the long run. That's what makes Schue a bad character and teacher, not necessarily his questionable actions (those don't help though).

(This is a random opinion, but Tina should have been the lead Loser Like Me. Rachel had already gotten to sing her own original song in the competition, plus Tina was the actual underdog of the show (along with Kurt), not Rachel. And I don't even like Tina that much)

[bigender-swag-battle]

We will now be returning to the main bracket! Side A will be posted Friday, March 8th at 12PM EST, and Side B will be posted on the same day at 3PM EST.

SIDE A:

Princess Zelda/Sheik (The Legend of Zelda) VS Haruhi Fujioka (Ouran Highschool Host Club)

Ena (ENA) VS Vil Schoenheit (Twisted Wonderland)

SIDE B:

Jessie and James (Pokémon) VS Haruka Tenou/Sailor Uranus (Sailor Moon)

Juno Steel (The Penumbra Podcast) VS Susato Mikotoba (Ace Attorney)

Losers will be entered into the randomized redemption battle royale. Feel free to submit propaganda of your favorite characters with the hashtag #bsb propaganda or send an ask to the blog!