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clipped the segment from auston's appearance on spittin chiclets in 2018 where he talks about sitting with mitch on the plane and rooming with mitch on the road bc auston is SUCH a poser........ trying to act all high and mighty about mitch "watching cartoons" just to turn around and be like :) and we like to go to dinner with patty (naturally omitting that he also likes to cuddle w them in bed with dessert while they watch cartoons) (also.. them accusing mitch of being a furry and part of a sex club(??) in toronto... oh boy)

#auston matthews #hockeyaudio #spittin chiclets #mitch marner #1634 #marleau #1819 #bro hes such a loser i love him lol #hate that podcast.. truly just sat there gritting my teeth to get to that part but #so much to unpack.. also the end bit where he cant help but be like. i like romance.#about 34 #LIKE.... yeah buddy.. yeah ...#ull never be part of the boys club like. its so funny to watch him couch his whole personality in all this talk.#a WANNABE BUT. FOR WHAT... THOSE MEN RUNNIN THAT ARE SUCH LOSERS LMFAOOO anyway. auston.#love u bub #lets not even unpack the mitch furry sex club accusations bc they are rlly wildin..#acting like how to train ur dragon was not a well known movie at the time is so funny #like hed have no problem if it was TOY story but that ? unacceptable ? auston.....#u will post up and watch cars w him under the hotel sheets.#ur birthday cake last year had SPONGEBOB.#please sir............. once again. so much more authentic with some ppl fkljdsklf

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