#lord help me he's beautiful

[localcapricosimp]

Y'ALL

NO BUT WAIT

IT GETS BETTER

BRACE YOURSELVES (I am NOT recovering from this EVER.)

INCOMIIIIIIIINNNNGGGGGGG

LOOK AT HIM. LOOK AT MY PRECIOUS BABY. OH MY GOD. WHAT THE HELL. NO YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME.

[localcapricosimp]

OH MY GOD!?!?!? HIM!!!!

Might makes right in this world, not morals. Not to mention morals are the epitome of human arrogance.

[spop-romanticizes-abuse]

how do people still call c//a a tragic shakespearean romance when s5 entrapdak exists?

[david-tennant-in-chairs]

Hypnotized by that hand

[shower-phantom-ideas]

Yall imagine Danny getting help from Batman and tells him about how hes on the run (it was a joke in passing smh) and how he has no home (it was ment to be funny man) then all of a sudden Bruce way shows up on a totally casual stroll in his neighbourhood. “Oh look a child who is in need laaa dee daa let me help you poor random child who I have no idea who you are.” As if Danny is an idiot. He isnt fooled in the slightest. He knows when something is up. Batman clearly is using Bruce Wayne to help kids off the street.

Danny is staying at Wayne manner and notices how no one really talks about the bats. Or tif they do Bruce gets this look then quickly changes the subject. Hes putting so much effort into it too. And at first Danny hardly noticed. Now it’s obvious theres a connection. At first he thought Bruce Wayne hated batman with how often he refused to comment or gave his kids a glare when they mentioned the big bad bat. But now it’s clearly something else. Danny got a chance to talk to the commissioner alone and then it clicked. Danny had asked whats Mr.Waynes beef with Batman and the commissioner seemed so confused. Quickly telling Danny about how the two have worked together. How Bruce has even helped the bat with information or a distraction from time to time. Why would Danny think that he hated him???

And BAM Danny had it. Bruce Wayne is dating THE Batman!!! Holy shit it makes so much sense. Danny would often find batgear around the house. Bruce probably got targeted a bunch and thats probably how they met.

Now hes trying so hard to be supported of his clearly closeted father figure. He also gets why it’s not public info too. Paints a huge target on Bruce. Plus his many many kids. Must be hard for them. What a crazy life they live. Jason would probably be so jealous of their literal fairytale romance.

Danny tells Bruce that he is supported by him and that his secret is safe until hes ready to tell anyone else. Bruce niw thinking Danny knows hes batman shows up no mask and Danny goes nuts. “You can’t out yourself in danger to protect him bruce!!! You are just some himbo man!!! He wouldnt want this!!!” Thinking Bruce is going to try and fight in Batmans place.

Then Danny walks up and places a hand on bruces should (he has to reach lmao shorty). “I will go. I will keep everyone safe. You can count in me” transforms snd flys off to defeat the big bad. Leaving a fully stunned and confused bruce.

[ladamedusoif]

I am, in fact, not okay.

*screams into pillow for several years*

Update: HOLY MOLY I AM WEAK

The silver streaks are the death of me. (And, weirdly, somehow helping me feel better about mine. Even if my hair isn’t made out of angels and magic like his.)

[frodo-with-glasses]

So uh. I might’ve found a pattern here.

From The Fellowship of the Ring, “Three Is Company”:

From The Two Towers, “The Uruk-Hai”:

From The Return of the King, “The Houses of Healing”:

Now I know Tolkien hated allegory. And I know LotR is not a copy-and-paste parable about WWII (which he didn’t fight in) or even WWI (which he did). But the man did see war, and so did people he loved, and he had a non-zero amount of trauma, and some of that is gonna make its way into his writing somehow.

And I think his soul might’ve had something to say about soldiers being forced to walk until they dropped from exhaustion.

[ifoundmyselfinwonderlandd]

Sheeeeeesh 😳

[taylorwithluvs]

VIC FUENTES in EPIC WIN 1 (2011)

[blmpff]

[etrevil]

My boy is so pretty Harukawa had to get rid of his eyebrows just to lessen a but of his lethal beauty because loOK AT HIM

MUST I SAY MORE

[autistook]

[the-chesapeake-r1pper]

I want his teeth in my neck.

[seilon]

surprise fuckin HAUL bro 💕💎♾️

[sexyvixen7]

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TUMMY!!