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dezwade · 2 years

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marcus is one of the least robotic androids I've ever seen and he's still more convincing than Troy because at least he doesn't groan in pain or PASS OUT when fighting people

#lab rats #looks at troy. why are you like this.#giselle: androids are better than humans because they dont feel pain or emotions #also giselle: *goes out of her way to make androids that feel pain and have emotions*#and just like. comparing marcus in bionic showdown where he seemingly feels no pain during any of the rats attacks or even his death #vs him VERY AUDIBLY screaming in agony when douglas kills him in the vanishing #it seems like giselle goes out of her way to give her androids the ability to feel pain which. girl why #mine.

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theerurishipper · 4 months

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Part 1 <- Part 2 -> Part 3

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warpfactor9 · 5 months

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i couldn't find this clip of geordi fantasizing out loud about data wiping the floor with that smug zakdorn strategist in 2x21 Peak Performance so i cut and captioned it my goddamned self

#that low voice. geordi baby what is that. why do you look like you only realize you said that out loud when data reacts to it.#you shouldve seen me watching this for the first time staring open-mouthed at my screen #daforge #geordi la forge #data soong #deanna troi #dr. pulaski #star trek: tng #star trek #star trek clips #the next generation #peak performance #tng 2x21

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advancedlupineurology · 5 months

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imdb is insane for putting this as the image for curriculum unavailable. wdym imdb care to elaborate or explain

#abed nadir #danny pudi #troy barnes #community #curriculum unavailable #community s3 #why do they look like that meme of the elderly lady and the retirement home worker #the “okay grandma let’s get you to bed”#you know the one #anyway i think i need one of those sticks to bite down on?

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lollytea · 5 months

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I need to watch Sharpay's Fabulous Adventure to reach my final conclusion on if she's even attracted to men

#girl help i keep thinking about sharpay and ryan being each others only friend growing up #theyre not very good at interpersonal relationships #romance is foreign to them. they dont care about playing romantic interests because they only view romance through the lens of theatre #fake. not real. an act to entertain an audience. so they dont understand why it would be weird #neither of them have ever kissed anyone #sharpay likes things that make her look better #because her whole life is a performance #so she wants troy because hes a shiny accessory to her #thinking about hsm 2 where once again when she tries to perform a romantic song (with troy this time and not her brother)#she still barely fucking looks at him #all of her attention is on the (nonexistent) audience #and ryan. ryan hm #ryan usually performs alongside sharpay #its usually an in universe performance. theyre on a stage. theres an audience #and all of his attention is on pleasing that audience #an exception to this is during the gay baseball song #where theres a different kind of audience BUT #ryan barely looks at them #most of his attention is directed solely to chad #talking flirting teasing being cocky and annoying but clearly addressing him directly through most of the song #first time this has happened with ryan. take that as you will #ANYWAY i can see sharpay as completely uninterested in romance but she hasnt realized that about herself #and she THINKS she wants it. because she sees it as glamorous #or maybe shes a lesbian i dont know #she might be a lesbian #the deciding factor is sharpays fabulous adventure #if she has chemistry with the guy in that movie then shes just repressed and clueless #if she doesnt shes aro #or possibly lesbian

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a-most-beloved-fool · 7 days

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sometimes I suspect I am being pranked and that I somehow only have access to a version of DS9 that gradually increases the size of Kira Nerys's eyes over time. I always think, 'no, I must be imagining things. it is not possible that her eyes are That large and dewy and doe-like.' and then she appears on screen. and points a disruptor at your chest. while looking at you with the largest and dewiest and most doe-like eyes you've ever seen in your life.

this is what i see when i look at her. if u even care.

#pardon the uncanny valley edit of her face. also pardon the dubious sketch. it's been a while since i've consistently drawn #and my only real goal was 'those overly large overly rendered eyes that you sometimes see' so. that's why the eyes are Like That.#frankly i think i didn't overdo it enough but oh well #plus apparently i only own the shittiest colored pencils known to god? i know i Used to have nicer ones. don't know where they've run to #the more i look at her face the more i forget that that isn't actually what her eyes look like. like yea. that's kira. what about it.#edited? no no. that's just what she looks like. yea she's always looked like that. she's got big eyes. what can i say.#deanna troi also has this effect on me btw. i've just seen significantly less TNG (not for lack of wanting)#kira nerys #major kira nerys #ds9 #ds9 kira #star trek #star trek deep space nine #star trek ds9 #deep space nine

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milogoestogreendale · 2 years

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i love them sm crying rn

#LOOK AT THEIR LITTLE MUGS #im not even into funko pops #i just think the troy and abed ones are really fucking cute #but the abed one alone is over 70 dollars :(#hello rich people? im not joining you #why am i legitimately considering it for the abed one tho #can we please have this post age phenomenally and i wake up tomorrow with this under my pillow #like a gift from the autism fairy #please and thank u #community #community nbc #troy and abed #troy barnes #abed nadir

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lala-blahblah · 24 days

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I will never make this because it would be for an audience of one (me) but ever since reading "If we Were Villains" (story about serious drama kids in college who perform shakespeare and deal with a murder) I have been entertaining the thought of a crack fic crossover with High School Musical The Musical The Series where the staff decides they will no longer put on shakespeare after the tragic accident that happened at Thanksgiving, because Shakespeare plays would only increase the tension and drama. So they hire Ms. Jen who decides their spring play will actually be High School Musical (which exists in the 90s in this universe) and it ruins the vibe so much that everyone gives up on being dark and mysterious because they're universally pissed at Ms Jen for making them learn choreoraphed basketball dancing.

#if we were villains is actually genuinely good and has actual literary worth and pulls from shakespeare in an intelligent meaningful way #but unfortunately all i can do is comedy so this is the only fan content i have to offer :(#THE THING IS iwwv is just hsmtmts if it hsmtmts was good and also they committed crimes #they utilize the same parallel of casting choices with real life drama which I love #umm so casting: Meredith would be Sharpay Obvi. I think it would be really funny if James was cast as Ryan bc they hate eachother and would #have to pretend to be siblings working together. And I think ashley tisdale and Lucas Gabreel actually didn't get along when filming #also i love the thought of Ms Jen looking at James and going “i know what you are”#HOWEVER it would be more interesting if james was Chad to Oliver's Troy (which is really just reversing their Romeo and Juliet moment)#bc chad is like nooo don't do theater... stick with me and do basketball... but it would be Coded Subtextually #Unfortunately Wren would be typecast as Gabriella and I don't think that would cause drama bc I don't believe James actually liked her!#I think it was comp het bc she was very sweet and nonthreatening as opposed to Meredith's big flirting energy so she would be a “safe” crus #lets lean into that actually. this gives Wren a chance to have a personality (bc I enjoy this book but it is not good at fleshing out women #So oliver and Wren spend more time together and kind of talk about James a little and Wren is like yeah James is very sweet #and I like him but it feels so hard to get him to feel comfortable with me... i guess he's just closed off and doesn't talk much #we also get to see more of her personality and interests maybe she's like I relate to gabriella because I also like to Read :) feminism #and oliver is like Hmm That Is Not My Experience With Him perhaps our bond is deeper and James does like me Hm #And then Meredith can flirt with him as Sharpay and James gets pissed and in character gets very intense about how Troy can't join THEATER #that's why he's upset and sad bc sharpay represents theater and only that reason and nothing else and he isn't in love with oliver At All #Alexander can be Ryan now since James is Chad (and he's also Gay) and Filippa can be Kenzie bc they're both queer coded #Anyway at rehearsal one day Meredith and James and Oliver are having their fighting over troy moment and then Meredith stops and is like #wait guys. This musical is so freaking stupid. why are we even doing this #and their mutual frustration at their art being turned into a farce is enough to bond them together and they're like #we need to focus on our REAL enemy: ms Jen #and then they hatch a scheme and it's probably like. They dump a bucket of fake blood on her at opening night a la carrie #and then put on their own rebellious production... it still has to be a musical because i like musicals #families with children are in the audience and they're like OK FOLKS! HERE'S ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW!#if we were villains #iwwv #hsmtmts #high school musical the musical the series

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thelonelynindroid · 1 year

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Trobed I drew through genuine tears while i had a 24 hr migraine and my good old pal dys for ya 👍

#ignore my leg and the shit on the table i just couldn't be bothered cropping the image #it's been ages since i doodled traditionally. I'm just so used to digital noe #now. why am I ALWAYS mistyping that as noe #anyways i was SOOOO UNORMAL ABOUT THEM YESTERDAY #look the thing about trobed for me is. it literally does not fucking matter if i read them as romantic as platonic(qpr) or literally #whatever like they ARE EVERYTHING. THEY ARE EVERYTHING I AM THEY ARE EVERYTHING I WANT THEY R EVERYTHING THE WORLD DENIES ME #THEY ARE EVERYTHING ❗❗❗❗❗❗#when abed said i always thought I'd spend forever observing the world you made me a part of it #THAT'S ME . THAT'S.#NO ONE HAS EVER BEEN ME LIKE THAT BEFORE #but no one's made me part of it and I'M IN AGONY #anyways day 157 asking where's the 'word' to my 'it's 2009'#alexspostsnstuff #alextriestoart #doodles #trobed #community #troy barnes #abed nadir #abed's shirt was my brother's suggestion btw. he's never seen community but i wanted him to feel included

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johaerys-writes · 1 year

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Me: *sees some cute patrochilles art* oh that's so neat! Why don't I reblog that--

OP: not tsoa! no tsoa tags! tsoa stans dni!

Me: 😐

Me: *blocks OP instead*

#god i really hate browsing the patchilles tag on here sometimes #like why so much tsoa hate yall. why #like some ppl here really think it makes them look cool and 'edgy' to like the OG/TrueTM/canon Iliad version better than any other version #and you can like what you like don’t get me wrong #but why make it everyone's problem #i wasn't even going to tag tsoa lol but that note made me so mad #just????? why make a special note of it #listen even if yall reblog my patchilles shit and tag troy 2004 i won't bat an eyelid #bc i don't give a shit #be like me LMAO #stop with this anti-tsoa bs it just makes you look bad #and you're perpetuating this stupid arbitrary divide #jo rambles #prob delete later

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sadkachow · 4 months

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(stares at notes app)

what if i rewrote high school musical and made it gayer

#hear me out ive already made a reprise for “stick to the status quo” but ryan #bc you cant tell me that being gay in high school and hearing everyone sing about how you need to “be normal” and “stick to the status quo”#wouldn't affect you negatively #and make you feel like its unsafe to come out #this is actually an idea that me and @theeviltwinduh had like two years ago that we talked about for a while #and its returned to my brain and i wanna do it #but i also have like 20 other aus that i need to be working on #(looks at beyond the kira investigation which i need to finish ch 4 of)#but you know what i might just add it on as a side project #because why not!#ryan is gay obviously #sharpay is a closeted lesbian (probably with some internalized shit going on)#troy and gabriella are the person metaphor for being bi/multisexual fight me #chad is also bi i fear #and a trans man #i have no explanation for that one but he is just trust me #my friend (who is aroace) said that taylor is giving somewhere on the aroace spectrum #“stop making things gay” too late im making everything more gay

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waitineedaname · 1 year

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I am learning so much about sonic games from Wayne's streams

#i have never played a sonic game in my life #i didnt even know who team chaotix was like a week ago #i didnt know they were detectives. why are they detectives #i knew charmy bee by name and that is it #greed being my main exposure to troy baker as a voice actor means being shocked when i see him in every video game ever #i looked up espio and was like YOU AGAIN

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pocketramblr · 1 year

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"ilia might be named after the Iliad" no. Ilia might be named after Ilia, aka Rhea Silvia, aka Servilia aka Aemilia, which were all names for the mother of Romulus and Remus. You know. The ones then raised by a wolf.

#*takes wiki editors gently in my hands* why would she be named after troy's final battle #she's the first girl from the hometown of the Link Who Leaves And Immediately Becomes A Wolf so i mean #i just feel like maybe you should look at other uses of the name in antiquity if you're trying to find a purpose for that being her name #note: yeah I'm much nicer to the independent zelda wiki editors than that of the fandom who shall not be named #with their rules both written nonsensically and enforced irregularly. hmph. anyway.#yeah i think ilia is named after the mother of the raised by wolf boys #just kinda seems like a connection that makes more sense than #'i dunno maybe she was named after the iliad? or elijah? cuz... names?'#and like to be clear it's totally possible she isn't named for what makes the most sense #but then we can just pretend that's what it was supposed to be #also it might be cute if her name is like Amilia but she likes the nickname better i dunno

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sea-jello · 1 year

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I KNOW THE QUALITY IS SUPER FUCKING BAD BUT YAALLL TROY IWATA MICHAEL CURLS UP INTO A BALL WHEN BROOKE AND CHLOE COME OUT DURING THE PLAY CAN YOU HEAR ME SCREAMING

#i checked the broadway closing night boot and george salazar michael sorta like crosses his arms over his head in a defense position #WHICH MEANS IT IS TROY IWATAS CHOICE TO CURL UP AND MAKE HIMSELF AS SMALL AS POSSIBLE LOOK AT HIM #with every boot i love troy iwatas take on the characters more and more #like rich jeremy and michael GOD being an understudy means three times more content #troy iwata is love troy iwata is life and all that #you can watch my descent into troy iwata obsession in real time right here on tumblr dot com #idk why i’m using his full name i refuse to just call him troy #bmc #be more chill #michael mell #bmc michael #michael bmc #troy iwata

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widevibratobitch · 2 years

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my toxic trait is that i would unironically like to see Timothee Chalamet play Aramis in some new Three Musketeers adaptation.

#ok it doesnt NEED to be Chalamet but i genuinely dont know any other currently active young dark haired Pretty White Boy(tm) actor #he's the only one i could think of lol but that's not the point #look #all im saying is #a bitch gets desperate when not a single one amongst the hundreds of three musketeers movies or shows #makes an effort to make their Aramis look at least remotely like his description in the books #im tired of old aramis. im tired of blond aramis (the soviet musical gets a pass because igor starygin is literally the most aramis ever #and i love him mwah you're perfect babygirl)#when oh when will my black haired black eyed beatiful femboy twink aramis return from the war #why dont people responsible for casting in those adaptations understand that the dynamic between the characters is not the same #if you make Aramis too old #it's literally all about the Thing d'Artagnan and Aramis have going on! and it wont work if you avjgraegrugfdifgufifgdih #please for the love of god i dont ask for too much do i #literally just two things. 1 - cast a femboy aramis. 2 - dont make the boys into some morally pristine heroes #please i wanna see them be horrible assholes with questionable morals i wanna see them do problematic bullshit #anyway im getting worked up again cause im rereading it all and just ahhhhh god i love those books dumas i am kissing you on the mouth #the three musketeers #les trois mousquetaires #anyway i wish i could speak russian because sadly the 20 years after version of the soviet musical has no english subtitles #but from what i piece together from my Polish Knowledge - lots of dialogues there are taken pretty much word for word from the books.#and i will never shut up about starygin's aramis he's even more perfect in those 20 years after movies than in the og show #and he's already perfect ther #anyway. this. i just wanna scream from the rooftops about the three musketeers rn i can feel the hyperfixation returning and i welcome it #with open arms #i know i mainly talk about aramis but i genuinely love all of those characters so much #and i need to scream about it

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muppetebbtide · 4 months

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trojan war tumblr simulator

🌊 is-the-sea-wine-dark-today

YOU BET IT IS

#the wine dark sea!!!!!!!!!!!! #wine dark sea #wine dark sea posting

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✌🏻 ajax2electricboogaloo follow

why is achilles the only demigod who's Like That? like he's my boy but u don't see memnon or aeneas or sarpedon acting like him on the reg. why is he so maladjusted? like specifically? I saw his mother once and was so terrified by the sight of a goddess I flung myself to the ground and hid my face in the dirt til she left but I still don't think that accounts for it idk

🏘️ nobody1020

it's blonde man syndrome hope this helps

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⚔️ sonoftydeus

opening my askbox so that we can discuss strategies on taking troy!

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anonymous asked: we should all go home :)

⚔️ sonoftydeus answered:

FUCK OFF AGAMEMNON I WANT REAL SUGGESTIONS

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nobody1020 asked: do u like..... horses

⚔️ sonoftydeus answered:

odysseus do I even wanna know where this is going

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⌛ isthetrojanwaroveryet?

year 9, day 234: still no....

#all our admins keep DYING

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‼️ trojan-confessions follow

I think my wife might be sending me anon hate :/ keep getting asks like 'hope u die on the battlefield tomorrow silly slag' and 'menelaus should have curbstomped you' and in her big tapestry of warriors she made me look stupid

🐴 horsetaminghector follow

lmaooo is this paris??

🔮 cryinglikecassandra follow

kinda think helen should send MORE anon hate idk

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❓ myrmidons-confessions

I was the one who wrote the achilles/agamemnon 100k slowburn enemies to lovers rpf and put it on the group chat but now patroclus is calling me 'agachilles boy' and laughing about it and asking if I can proofread his mock bardic epic where all his dogs are heroes and killing people, so I fear I've made a mistake. I also can't look achilles in the eye anymore... but honestly I've never seen proof he can read so I might be safe

❓ myrmidons-confessions

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👑 kingofmycenae

👍🏻 ajaxthegreat

achilles is DEAD and ur posting CRAB RAVE?????

🏘️ nobody1020

I think that's why he's posting it ngl

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😹 deiphobus42069

imagine being the achaeans and your best warrior gets killed by PARIS, after everyone else had awesome deaths at the hands of sarpedon or hector or memnon... like that's literally so embarassing I just know achilles is fucking fuming down in hades rn. I bet the achaeans are gonna put around that paris was guided by apollo, or that paris happened to hit his only weak spot..... anything 2 try and make it less cringe.... lol lol we're popping the biggest bottles tonight. hope helen's there

🐆 leopardskiniscool

???????????????

#I mean. yeah. but also. #deiphobus wtf I thought we were chill

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#hope everyone can be normal about the outcome!!! :)

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🧑🏻 randotrojansoldier-deactivated-8578543

so excited to go back onto the field of battle tomorrow! sure hope I don't encounter any of the big-name heroes

🗣️ homer follow

I hope you don't too! I'm sure you'll do great!

🐎 antilochussss

not the direct address????

✌🏻 ajax2electricboogaloo

direct address got him :(

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💂🏻 trojanguardtales follow

fuck my job so much I hope that this wooden horse tribute to the gods turns out to have some guys inside or something just so I can DO something rather than standing here like a twat with my spear

💂🏻 trojanguardtales follow

by ares this can't be happening

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⚔️ sonoftydeus reblogged menelauskingofsparta

do NOT order achilles from shein!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#oh yeah #I was stuck with temu achilles in the trojan horse for six hours #and by hour two agamemnon had suggested killing and eating him #and odysseus was threatening to 'send him to meet his father' #and it's not even like there's any kleos in killing priam!!! #anti neoptolemus #neoptolemus defenders dni #vent tags

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#taking a break from my actual academic essay about the iliad to make this terrible terrible post #I don't think there's any proof everyone hated neoptolemus. BUT.#but if I'd been at troy for 10 years and achilles' fuckass teenage son pulled up with the bloodlust of an xl bully I'd have been. displeased #iliad #the iliad #trojan war #achilles #ajax #odysseus #homer #epic cycle #unreality #tumblr simulator #greek mythology #my post

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