#looking for tech support

[poniesonline]

PoniesOnline is now accepting more staff!

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- Music

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- Panelist

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[mrmanbat]

Brother- I keep on seeing people who think Jason can’t use technology bc he died.

Bro was trained by Batman and is a current vigilante?? He definitely has a better understanding of engineering and technology than most average people.

What I can see is him having no clue what’s going on on social media. Bro doesn’t have the free time and the gap he has in current events is def discouraging him.

Jason has the MySpace account he created pre-crowbar and he still thinks vine exists.

[tblsomedoodles]

Phone based customer service is fking hell

I don't have time to put together the entire (very late) speedpaint before work so here's another vent doodle instead. (i'll probably post it later tonight.)

Is this a little ooc? maybe. but people yelling at you over the phone hits different than people yelling irl. especially if they won't let you get a word in edgewise. and a newly tech support Donnie (either 07 iteration or Adopted Donnie Don) would find that out very quickly.

[moraxsthrone]

good timezone. i come bearing a humble gift to my fellow sister wife. have a good day <3

i saw this while brushing my teeth this morning and wanted to punch my fucking sink. 💀

IJJKKNNKGHHHN SISTERWIFE RIN! And a good daypart to you as well! 🧡

just for meeee??? 🥹👉🏼👈🏼 uuugggghhhhh him pulling his glove off with his teeth PLEASE I'M SO WEAK FOR THIS??

But also 👀😩😮‍💨 GODS now I’m thinking about the fact that you and zhongli have regular marking sessions. and i love how he's such a gentleman about it when he's still in full human form and composed.

(NSFW BTC. MDNI. MARKING. SCENTING.)

but once he starts moving inside you, what began as sweet little licks and nudges at your collarbone soon devolves into him flipping you onto your belly, pinning you beneath him as he mounts you. by the time his sweat-sheened chest is pressed to your back, he's got you by the nape of your neck, growling and drooling against your skin, his fangs holding you in place while he ruts into you with abandon.

you've already creamed his cock so many times, your body has gone limp at this point, perfectly content to let him have his way with you. to claim you. to mark you in whatever ways he sees fit. zhongli is your everything - just like you are his - and you trust him with your life. so you let him chase his release, your eyes rolling back at the sounds of his desperate grunts and deep, guttural groans as he owns your whole body.

you know he's close when his hips stutter against you and he quickly pulls out, and you can hear your slick as he jerks his throbbing cock behind you. a deep, blissful groan escapes him and zhongli's warm, thick cum streaks across your back in long, powerful spurts as he milks himself of his musk to lay his fresh claim. there's always so much, but he has to be sure that you've been properly scented. he won't be satisfied until you reek of his rich and distinctly pungent pheromones.

[harbingersecho]

grif's surgery but just a little more... obvious?

I actually rly rly ADORE frankengrif but I don't have an in-show reason why he'd have extensive long-term allogeneic skingrafts on his face 😔

[tongues--and--teeth]

Post-War Golden Cheese and Dark Cacao my beloveds <3

[hootjiggle]

If the back end of Fullbring arc was good, Rukia would've shown up like this.

[clonerightsagenda]

Have accidentally read two books exploring speculative anarchist futures almost back to back so far this year and the whole time I cannot stop thinking "cool utopia you've got here. what happens to the disabled people btw"

[sntechsupport]

I think I'm stuck? Everyone else apparently loaded in fine, but when I got to my land it's just an infinite landscape of repeating light grey and dark grey squares on a perfectly flat surface. Land name reads as "Land of Test1 and Biteadickglue". I can't see Skaia or the moons, and I don't even think I loaded into the same session as everyone else, which has left me unable to build much of anything. If it helps any, my sprite is a Alchemiterkernelkernelsprite^3 (we all lived in the same dorm so our sprites ended up getting mashed together with an alchemiter).

I am apparently over my decapitation quota, so the Graphic Department is only going to get a strongly-worded complaint about this.

Meanwhile I've used your description to manually set you up and split your sprites while I was at it. They all survived, even. Had a tough time deciphering what your Classpect was supposed to be, since in rendered as Piss of F, so now you are at my discretion Heir of Hope.

Sincerely

SN Tech Support (Gear)

[verved]

something very funny but endearing to me in fanon is when people have the androids be usb-compatible. just update their drivers w a usb dongle.

now would usb still exist in 2038? undoubtedly. but we all know that cyberlife would come up with some bullshit proprietary wire for interfacing with their tech.

[mayax81]

I work in physical media. The process is as follows:

Organize my idea(s).

Sketch an idea on paper/canvas--this can take 10-30 minutes depending on size and complexity.

Fill it with color & shading (+ final outline work, if applicable)--this can take hours to days.

Photograph or scan the image(s).

Color-adjust in GIMP (a few seconds each, unless enhancing in other ways--a minute or two, in that case.)

Size-and-format adjust in MSP (~30 seconds each.)

Upload to multiple platforms (about a minute each, adding tags & descriptions, etc.)

I prefer to do these in bulk sets, so multiply these steps by however many images I upload at once.

I make art because it's who I am. I upload art to engage with, enrich, and be enriched by online communities.

[dravidious]

Making a level 0 Lancer character just to try it out and I wanted to make a kinda support character, so I ended up with a playstyle that does stuff like using Lock On to support allies, and also placing drones and using tech attacks. When it came time to pick my weapons, I realized I probably won't actually be shooting them too often, so weapons that require reloading won't have that much of a downside.

And that's how my support character ended up wielding a pair of Missile Racks and a Superheavy Cyclone Pulse Rifle.

[da-riya]

Also I hate that I hate my job but in a way where I care too much as opposed to too little

[abronzeagegod]

Eldritch Tech Support 6

more eldritch tech support stories

"Hello and thank you for calling Tech Support, what is the nature of your problem?"

"I have a ghost haunting my wifi."

"I see, this is a fairly common problem. What kind of haunting are we dealing with? Is it a poltergeist, something that will move objects around the room, because that is a very easy fix with some zip-ties and anti-yank cable attachments."

"No, it's not a poltergeist. It's more... uh.. spirit? I don't know what the difference is really."

"Apologies! Can you describe the problem?"

"Well I think we're haunted by my partner's mother, and she doesn't like me much. So I feel like whenever she's mad at me the wifi starts running really slow and things will stop loading."

"Oh that is bad. Have you talked to an exorcist? We can recommend a few good ones if you need."

"Out of the question. My partner took their mom's death real hard and likes having her close by even like this."

"Hmm... Well there are a few options. You can always try to move to a wired connection, much harder for ghosts to interfere that way."

"That's not always viable since I often move around the house to find a quiet space to work, away from the kids and pets and everything."

"We do have a couple of wifi routers that operate on different wave lengths that ghosts have trouble interacting with. They are mildly pricey and if speed is a concern this will not be as fast as you would be normally experiencing but you wouldn't have to deal with interruptions."

"Ugh, that's not ideal honestly."

"Those are the options as I see them, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, I kind of figured."

"Well there is an... unorthodox method that a friend of mine said worked for her sister."

"I'll take anything you've got."

"If you think of your ghost as kind of an unruly pet, you simply need to give them some enrichment. You can try to place some wards around innocuous things in your house and give the ghost something to try and overcome, or even put up a couple of eldritch symbols and have the ghost try to complete them. My friend's sister would put on horror movies and some episodes of the ghost telenovela 'The Fifth Rose was Black'.

"Does that work?"

"It can give them something to focus on and interact with. Like a cat. But I have not dealt with this personally, and of course I have to say that Tech Support does not recognize this method and is not responsible for anything that may go wrong if you choose to attempt this advice."

"Yeah, yeah, of course. I can give it a try and see what happens, I don't want to be responsible for exorcising my spouse's mother so I'll do whatever. Thanks for your help."

"Thank you, and if there's anything else we can do for you please give us a call. If you were satisfied with our service today there will be a short survey at the end of this call. Have a good day, thank you for calling Tech Support."

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[skeppsbrott]

I feel like I am going insane here's my problem:

I am using an Android phone, I would like for my photos to be stored ONLY LOCALLY ON MY PHONE.

Not in Google photos. Not in the cloud. Locally on my phone.

I don't mind my contacts and messages being backed up but for my photos specifically, I want them on my local phone storage and in whatever local backup I feel appropriate. I do not want them on Google photos.

I frequently get the photos app asking me if I want to do a security backup and I always turn it off and say no (it keeps asking and if someone can tell me how to turn this function off I would be SO grateful) but this one time my finger slipped and it backed up my photos ANYWAY and so there's a shitton of photos now stored in my Google account that I cannot remove without them being deleted from my phone.

Is there any way to delete them from my account without them being removed from my local storage or do I have to back them up to my local drive, delete them from my account, then transfer them back to my phone as needed?

This is so dumb. I hate it. I hate this. This is exhausting. Aaaaaaaah.

[maeamian]

Great news everyone, earth confirmed habitable!