#looking for tech support

[poniesonline]

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[tblsomedoodles]

Phone based customer service is fking hell

I don't have time to put together the entire (very late) speedpaint before work so here's another vent doodle instead. (i'll probably post it later tonight.)

Is this a little ooc? maybe. but people yelling at you over the phone hits different than people yelling irl. especially if they won't let you get a word in edgewise. and a newly tech support Donnie (either 07 iteration or Adopted Donnie Don) would find that out very quickly.

[moraxsthrone]

good timezone. i come bearing a humble gift to my fellow sister wife. have a good day <3

i saw this while brushing my teeth this morning and wanted to punch my fucking sink. 💀

IJJKKNNKGHHHN SISTERWIFE RIN! And a good daypart to you as well! 🧡

just for meeee??? 🥹👉🏼👈🏼 uuugggghhhhh him pulling his glove off with his teeth PLEASE I'M SO WEAK FOR THIS??

But also 👀😩😮‍💨 GODS now I’m thinking about the fact that you and zhongli have regular marking sessions. and i love how he's such a gentleman about it when he's still in full human form and composed.

(NSFW BTC. MDNI. MARKING. SCENTING.)

but once he starts moving inside you, what began as sweet little licks and nudges at your collarbone soon devolves into him flipping you onto your belly, pinning you beneath him as he mounts you. by the time his sweat-sheened chest is pressed to your back, he's got you by the nape of your neck, growling and drooling against your skin, his fangs holding you in place while he ruts into you with abandon.

you've already creamed his cock so many times, your body has gone limp at this point, perfectly content to let him have his way with you. to claim you. to mark you in whatever ways he sees fit. zhongli is your everything - just like you are his - and you trust him with your life. so you let him chase his release, your eyes rolling back at the sounds of his desperate grunts and deep, guttural groans as he owns your whole body.

you know he's close when his hips stutter against you and he quickly pulls out, and you can hear your slick as he jerks his throbbing cock behind you. a deep, blissful groan escapes him and zhongli's warm, thick cum streaks across your back in long, powerful spurts as he milks himself of his musk to lay his fresh claim. there's always so much, but he has to be sure that you've been properly scented. he won't be satisfied until you reek of his rich and distinctly pungent pheromones.

[harbingersecho]

grif's surgery but just a little more... obvious?

I actually rly rly ADORE frankengrif but I don't have an in-show reason why he'd have extensive long-term allogeneic skingrafts on his face 😔

[tongues--and--teeth]

Post-War Golden Cheese and Dark Cacao my beloveds <3

[hootjiggle]

If the back end of Fullbring arc was good, Rukia would've shown up like this.

[clonerightsagenda]

Have accidentally read two books exploring speculative anarchist futures almost back to back so far this year and the whole time I cannot stop thinking "cool utopia you've got here. what happens to the disabled people btw"

[sntechsupport]

I think I'm stuck? Everyone else apparently loaded in fine, but when I got to my land it's just an infinite landscape of repeating light grey and dark grey squares on a perfectly flat surface. Land name reads as "Land of Test1 and Biteadickglue". I can't see Skaia or the moons, and I don't even think I loaded into the same session as everyone else, which has left me unable to build much of anything. If it helps any, my sprite is a Alchemiterkernelkernelsprite^3 (we all lived in the same dorm so our sprites ended up getting mashed together with an alchemiter).

I am apparently over my decapitation quota, so the Graphic Department is only going to get a strongly-worded complaint about this.

Meanwhile I've used your description to manually set you up and split your sprites while I was at it. They all survived, even. Had a tough time deciphering what your Classpect was supposed to be, since in rendered as Piss of F, so now you are at my discretion Heir of Hope.

Sincerely

SN Tech Support (Gear)

[verved]

something very funny but endearing to me in fanon is when people have the androids be usb-compatible. just update their drivers w a usb dongle.

now would usb still exist in 2038? undoubtedly. but we all know that cyberlife would come up with some bullshit proprietary wire for interfacing with their tech.

[hira492]

Rock band AU cause I had a VISION at 3 am yesterday

[abronzeagegod]

Eldritch Tech Support 6

more eldritch tech support stories

"Hello and thank you for calling Tech Support, what is the nature of your problem?"

"I have a ghost haunting my wifi."

"I see, this is a fairly common problem. What kind of haunting are we dealing with? Is it a poltergeist, something that will move objects around the room, because that is a very easy fix with some zip-ties and anti-yank cable attachments."

"No, it's not a poltergeist. It's more... uh.. spirit? I don't know what the difference is really."

"Apologies! Can you describe the problem?"

"Well I think we're haunted by my partner's mother, and she doesn't like me much. So I feel like whenever she's mad at me the wifi starts running really slow and things will stop loading."

"Oh that is bad. Have you talked to an exorcist? We can recommend a few good ones if you need."

"Out of the question. My partner took their mom's death real hard and likes having her close by even like this."

"Hmm... Well there are a few options. You can always try to move to a wired connection, much harder for ghosts to interfere that way."

"That's not always viable since I often move around the house to find a quiet space to work, away from the kids and pets and everything."

"We do have a couple of wifi routers that operate on different wave lengths that ghosts have trouble interacting with. They are mildly pricey and if speed is a concern this will not be as fast as you would be normally experiencing but you wouldn't have to deal with interruptions."

"Ugh, that's not ideal honestly."

"Those are the options as I see them, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, I kind of figured."

"Well there is an... unorthodox method that a friend of mine said worked for her sister."

"I'll take anything you've got."

"If you think of your ghost as kind of an unruly pet, you simply need to give them some enrichment. You can try to place some wards around innocuous things in your house and give the ghost something to try and overcome, or even put up a couple of eldritch symbols and have the ghost try to complete them. My friend's sister would put on horror movies and some episodes of the ghost telenovela 'The Fifth Rose was Black'.

"Does that work?"

"It can give them something to focus on and interact with. Like a cat. But I have not dealt with this personally, and of course I have to say that Tech Support does not recognize this method and is not responsible for anything that may go wrong if you choose to attempt this advice."

"Yeah, yeah, of course. I can give it a try and see what happens, I don't want to be responsible for exorcising my spouse's mother so I'll do whatever. Thanks for your help."

"Thank you, and if there's anything else we can do for you please give us a call. If you were satisfied with our service today there will be a short survey at the end of this call. Have a good day, thank you for calling Tech Support."

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[thejadecount]

BEHOLD

After a few hours of extensive research (and when I mean extensive I mean watching clips on YouTube and reading their wiki pages) I GIVE YOU

THE DEFINITIVE DONNIE CHART

(My reasoning is in the tags)

[skeppsbrott]

I feel like I am going insane here's my problem:

I am using an Android phone, I would like for my photos to be stored ONLY LOCALLY ON MY PHONE.

Not in Google photos. Not in the cloud. Locally on my phone.

I don't mind my contacts and messages being backed up but for my photos specifically, I want them on my local phone storage and in whatever local backup I feel appropriate. I do not want them on Google photos.

I frequently get the photos app asking me if I want to do a security backup and I always turn it off and say no (it keeps asking and if someone can tell me how to turn this function off I would be SO grateful) but this one time my finger slipped and it backed up my photos ANYWAY and so there's a shitton of photos now stored in my Google account that I cannot remove without them being deleted from my phone.

Is there any way to delete them from my account without them being removed from my local storage or do I have to back them up to my local drive, delete them from my account, then transfer them back to my phone as needed?

This is so dumb. I hate it. I hate this. This is exhausting. Aaaaaaaah.

[cheer-me-up-scotty]

This is how my day has been.

Was able to use for an hour after trying a bunch of different things to make it work, and now it won't work anymore

Someone send help 😭💔

[maeamian]

Great news everyone, earth confirmed habitable!

[the-physicality]

eeeeeehhhhhhhh

kah copper 30 piece iktr

another 30 point comeback iktr [ i wish we didn't have to make them and nathaniel could make better in game adjustments smh]

again another finicky whistle

i want you to look at what happens when we rebound the ball vs when we do not rebound the ball. just as an exercise

i don't think you should get a foul from sticking your arms out and someone running in from your backside running into them, but that's just me

something that i've noticed also is that the refs call fouls on bg all the time, just for existing. like sorry she's setting a screen, or holding her hands straight up. just because she has a big strong body that's difficult to move doesn't mean it's a foul.

i did come into this game [i took one look at the schedule over break] thinking this was going to be a wash because of the circumstances. it's just unfortunate that it was winnable. and that if we shot better in the first half there would be no questions.

did you see in the first when dt palmed the ball to pick it up and give it to the ref?

ik we l*st but hey so did seattle and they weren't on 2 away back to backs playing a team in playoff contention

and they had 11 available players and only chose to play 9

meanwhile we had 8 and played all 8

speaking of back to back away games starting the first day back from olympic break with 3 olympic gold medalists? cathy hates us fr fr. that shouldn't even be allowed, regardless of olympian status.

we never have to play them again this season tg

i said this before we rly have to keep these techs under control . tho i do think the refs like to tech us just bc we're the merc. which is suspicious.

we rly were missing celeste tonight. i hope they have a plan to get her back [i believe that they do]

tash cloud 5/8 from 3

kah 18 points from the line, slides into *tied for 6th* for most free throws made in a game. and that's with several whistles not getting blown

the annoying thing about this game is that there were a couple of really bad turnovers. not intercepted pass turnovers but just possessions where we throw the ball away, out of bounds. complete miscommunication. and if we had kept those possessions and converted even half of them, the last few minutes would have played out very differently.

here's my fucking problem with the f*v*r

no one wants to be there [on a roster of 12, they have 5 lottery picks, four of whom they drafted]

their coach sucks- how do you blow a 30 point lead TWICE

their fanbase exists because of one person

and yet somehow they are still "w*nn*ng"

the org doesn't put any money into the organization and yet they still get asw because apparently they have "the most popular player"

they have an uggo court. and uggo jerseys. [but for the record i think all the red jerseys and grey courts are uggo. I don't discriminate. they just happen to have both.]