#they’re hiding their shitty tech support attempts lol

[frownyalfred]

Victor doesn’t actually have to spend his Watchtower shifts reviewing and deleting horrific JL porn searches on the Watchtower network. instead, he has to review and delete hundreds of embarrassing tech-related searches a day. 27 of which are just from Ollie trying to connect his Bluetooth headphones to his JL laptop (“why won’t headphones connect” “headphones connect issue” “headphones connect issue Reddit”). the rest are even less tech literate and are usually accompanied by all caps VICTOR DONT JUDGE ME IM TRYING (Hal) or a pitiful attempt at the use of a VPN (Booster Gold) and yes, Hal’s freaky porn searches he does on his monitor shifts just to make Victor’s remaining eyebrow raise (even to a man with total access to the internet at every waking moment, there are some porn videos that can make you freeze up for a second)