#looking for a gf

[bigbellykernow]

It's for the taking 😏

[strapathon]

im so single please i need a girlfriend

[gfapplication]

Accepting Girlfriend/Boyfriend/Partner applications!

Base requirements (don’t waste your time applying if you don’t meet all requirements):

17-22 years old

decent human (pro-Palestine, not racist, not sexist, not ableist.. etc)

Has the time and space for a relationship.

Okay with long distance (at least for now~)

Would make the time to talk at a regular and clear pace.

Willing to communicate like a grown person. I can’t read minds.

Not a super dry texter. I can work with low energy but not with 0 visible interest.

Preferences (the more you meet from those, the more likely we are to get along!):

Cute enough for me to brag to me friends abt you /hj

Interested in doing long-distance dates :3

Nerd <33333333

Loves to read. (I love to write.)

Willing to call in the future~

Loves to yap/listen and like info dump on each other and stuff.

Appreciates art and nature and little things.

Will be obsessive with me 0.0

Would introduce me to your friends once we are #4lifers

Willing to check out my interests if I check out yours in return.

An absolute loser. Like 10 bonus points if you look like a npc from an indie game.

Would let me spoil you.

Doesn’t wanna spend toooo much time on the “what’s your favorite colour” stage.

Cute hair!!!!

Now if you wanna get to know each other… please send me like a bunch of things about yourself so I can get an idea of who you are, include your name/age/timezone and anything you think is fun or important! Feel free to ask me any questions if you’re unsure about something or feel curious!! I’m so excited so expect a lot of energy from me ^^

Thanks for reading!! I’ll be awaiting responses please don’t feel discouraged to talk to meeeee

[veryverydumureghost]

what I ate in a dayyy 😘

limit 1500

~lunch~

Chilli (310 cals)

Strawberries (45 cals)

Fruit cocktail (35 cals)

~dinner~

Pizza (550 cals)

Hot pocket (250 cals)

Pop tarts (700 cals)

Total 1800 cals

[lvaubrey]

Looking for a gf (wlw)

my name is Aubrey, I don't really know what to say about myself??? but I'm 14 and looking for a gf.

about me ig?

im 14

im masculine

im 5'6-5'7

i play volleyball, basketball, softball, soccer, and I box

(only doing boxing right now because of my knee)

i think im HILARIOUS. I crack myself up so bad

i talk a lot

i ALWAYS complain about school or something that happened

ive become very outgoing recently

im not very comfortable with constant freaky stuff, every once in awhile is fine tho.

i really like to play roblox horror games sometimes, otherwise I'm always on TikTok or watching netflix, some of the shows I watch are sex education, shameless, orange is the new black, and 13 reasons why. I love horror movies and I would love to watch a movie on the phone or something.

some of the music artists that I like are frank ocean, tyler the creator, suicide boys, modern baseball, car seat headrest, sign crushes motorist, the front bottoms, chappell roan, billie eilish, and many others.

another thing that I like to do is watch women's basketball, mostly for the women I cant lie, but I love watching basketball and sports games usually.

my parents are VERY strict, so I cant call that much.

im okay with long distance, it doesn't matter that much to me.

im loyal and honest

im very childish sometimes and I make dumb decisions

i LOVE sleeping on the phone

i like to use pet names like baby or ml when I'm in a rls with someone

i have really bad attachment issues and im clingy

i need constant reassurance (I overthink hella)

what I'm looking for:

13-15, maybe 15 or maybe 12, it depends on the person.

someone who isn't just using me for loving them

someone who can deal with my overthinking

FUNNY AND NOT DRY

someone with pretty eyes and a pretty smile

someone who would just genuienly love me for me

someone who is interesting and actually have things to talk about

someone who wants to hear about my day

a female!!!

i really don't care that much about your personality, but I do enjoy talking to talkative people with there own personal interests. and that are funny.

BTW: If we do end up wanting to be with each other I don't want to rush into things, I do gain feelings very fast tho, so that might be hard.

[simpburoncrash]

WOWOW!! he unblocked me a while ago now shit is still weird with him :< eueue I AM CLAWING AT THE WALLS I NEED A BF.... OR GF... OOOOH FEMALE TOO :<

I- is anyone looking for a trans pathetic obsessive simp boyfriend!? My age is 11 -14... so... >°<

[dirtyasian]

want a green flag gf :(

[witchy-shortcake]

Are all the artists in my current fandom dating eachother? Should i start looking for a gf? ARE THERE ANY SAPPHICS WHO LIKE THE GRAY HOUSE??????

[internet-overloading]

Hey guys

[veryverydumureghost]

very demure 🧏🧏🙀🙀🔥🔥💨💨

[bigbellykernow]

So full 🥴. Belly rubs anyone?

[rejoiceinsilverlight]

i think mabel somehow finds a picture of stan and ford's prom outfits and goes ham recreating the suits for her and dipper's prom

[gfapplication]

Hi!! I don’t think I’ll apply for partner applications BUT you seem really cool and I’m wondering what your interests are! That might also help you on your quest so you have stuff to bond over. Best of luck nonetheless!

Thank you for the ask, anon! You seem very sweet<3 I’m gonna list some of my interests bellow:

I love math and sciences. Right now I’m very interested in earth and space science.. gravitation and whatnot. I watch videos on mathematical, scientific, and philosophical topics quite often and like to share them with my friends and discuss them!

I enjoy running, walking, swimming, and some other sports. I just do a bit of those for fun and to clear my mind.

I love sci-fi, mystery, fantasy, and slice of life the most in shows and movies. I’m open to checking out anything as long as it isn’t poorly animated (esp 3D) or gory. I’ve watched things ranging from BNHA to shows and movies older than my father.

Right now I’m reading The Brothers Karamazov by Dostoevsky because I felt very curious about it after seeing lots of quotes and commentary related to it. But I read all sorts of things, although I’m especially interested in sci-fi, fantasy, and philosophy.

Fandoms I occasionally engage with when I have the time: haikyuu!!, TOH, BSD, sk8 the infinity, blue lock (not since the latest season…), Dr stone, random games on my phone, and other stuff I forgot about! :’)

I love love love art! Poetry, paintings, beadwork, felt, all that stuff! I don’t do much of it myself but it’s something I love to look at.

There’s definitely more things that I can’t think of right now. Feel free to ask me about specific things to see if I’m interested! + I’m very open to exploring your interests if I like you ;)

[lemongogo]

dont forget what happened to icarus

[simpburoncrash]

Ok I made up with him, we're fine

I kinda am thinking of getting a gf!? Wozah, because woman! :3

[magentasnail]

I'm absolutely obsessed with the book of bill, best thing i've ever read and it no joke gave me actual nightmares !! 100/10