#looking at you mosquitoes
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As long as it doesn’t itch
i can literally always make more blood. renewable resource. NOT sharing it would be so selfish on my part. there’s no justification for it.
#looking at you mosquitoes#was gonna say hurt but I realized I’d prob be into that#suck me daddy#god I need#was gonna say more but that’s better as yoda grammar
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found an old ekurei comic rotting in my files, decided to finish it. upon my rewatch of mp100 i kept noticing how many times dimple was referred to as a pet- but he's not ! ! ! he's a friend :)
#not too happy w the writing but whatevs#sorry matsuo likers if hes ooc i used him as plot device#ekurei#mp100#mob psycho 100#reigen arataka#dimple mp100#comic#op art#ok continuing my thoughts here bc i dont want a whole essay up there#ik reigen calls him a pet as well but its more joking imo and also#this comic is after s3 when they r sort of friends#in my ekurei timeline tho they aint fusing yet. just pals#maybe have fused a few times but nothin srs yet#for those who dont follow me that will not make any sense lol#but even mob calls him a pet sometimes! or dehumanizes him. like. mob. you are the ghost seer. you should know better#now i could be misremembering that but still#everybody treats him like a mosquito or something which is funny but hes a person#he just looks different :(#long post
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another detail for bugliker shuro: in the chapter 60 cover, his succubus is falin with insect wings & legs! a little reminiscent of laios's tbh...
Oh my god you’re RIGHT…
Even at the most mosquito-like we see them be in canon they only have wings and hair-like antennas, not this full fit with collar and extra legs… The wings don’t look the same… Oh my god Toshiro’s ideal is a bug wife
#Dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#toshiro nakamoto#shuro#Spoilers#dungeon meshi manga spoilers#i should make a tag for these quick posts…#Nature lover toshiro#You can argue the bug features were exaggerated for the monster showcase. Valid. But idkkkk guysssss….. 👀#Idkkk guys the wings look different….. Those aren’t mosquito-like 👀 if she’s his queen bee that’d be so cute- anyways getting ahead of myse#It’d be interesting to dive into the link Toshiro made between Falin and bugs prob stuff to dig into there… There’s that folk tale on it to#The fact that bug fu- EHEM lover Toshiro is has basis enough for this to even being an entertainable possibility is already so funny#I say bug wife but it being falin does really matter… If it’s just bc bugs are why he fell in love with her so it manifests that’s so…#Dunmeshi succubus
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*bzzzzz*
Aw man what is that?
*bzzz-!!*
Got you little fucker! Dude what the fuck was that!!
BROTHER EWWW
#he looks like a mosquito#i had a vision and my mind couldn't rest until I brought it to paper.. to screen?#kryme yapping#starscream#maccadam#transformers#transformers prime#tfp starscream#lmao#i do think I'm funny why'd you ask?
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Mosquito Swarm from Old School RuneScape
#mosquito swarm#mosquito#insect#old school runescape#runescape#osrs#op your image didn't come through on submission so i chose the osrs version#the rs3 version is exactly the same but with a slight texture#thank you for your submission!#these look like those helicopter seeds
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@openphrase123 your fanfic(s but i mainly made art of the mira and siffrin one because i cant remember words for the life of me for i do not speak french) IS???? ? SO GOOD. SO GOOD IM FOAMING AT THE MOUTH finally something to look forward to in the week fr
Mild spoilers for it ig!! But nothing too explicitly groundbreaking i dont think it'll kill your mom to look at these without having read the ff first
Don't mind the shit quality i??? I drew all these so fast theyre kinda shit and i have yet to fully acclamate isat to my artstyle so it's mid
Teehee me when i make shitty rushed fanart to show my appreciation that i cannot put into words for my faovorite games and also authors
peep the rant in the tags
#isat#isat fanart#isat siffrin#isat mirabelle#god ive been obsessing over isat lately#its terrible how ive been feeding into it#ffs of it be having me giggling running around because siffrin is healing#not in this particular one though#at least not at the part thats written rn#i do love seeing them suffer in equal parts#siffrin my scrimblo i will microwave you#a mosquito is in my room as im typing this girl gtfo#slight spoilers for this fanfic i suppose#okay so THE FANFIC BROO that part where sif lets mira pick his name?! makes me think that sponsors always pick the names#hence why sif never got a new name and spica feels outdated#also i love LOVE seeing mirabelle get better and better at yk... remembering#needing sif to reintroduce themselves every time is such a creative way to do like a pseudo timeloop#everything was so neat#upset that i cant do them justice in drawinng though i have very little experience drawing black hairstyles#or like being around black people with such hairstyles which is a shame!! i would wanna get a better look at the texture and the variation#BACK TO THE FF i literally read this to my older brother out loud (thank god i managed to pester him to play Isat)#and my throat got so raw from speaking that i had to stop but then itd get to another cool detail and i HAD to tell him#so my throat pain? your fault not mine nuh uh not the lack of self control#case in point thanks a bunch for writing!! i wanna get as good at that as you at some point
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BRO, CRANE FLIES DO NOT EAT MOSQUITOS......... "skeeter eaters".... THEY DO FUCKALL. they eat plants... until they become adults. and then their mouths are too small to eat at all.
#HELPPPP I didn't know this was a belief#they are predators to no creature on god's earth. their mouths aren't even big enough to try. they die immediately#this is so funny to me but I was curious so I've been going through the tags on that post and I'm DISTRESSSSSSED#at the confidence with which you fine folks are like ah yes! it is good to keep them around for mosquito population control :)#for WHAT NOW. for HUH#by the time they are big enough to look like Large Mosquitos their only job is to die. (and fuck)
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*in the tone of an ad*
have you ever asked someone for mosquito bite cream?
does the phrase "mosquito bite cream" take too long to say?
say "squito sauce" instead!
*side effects include: your parents not understanding what you mean, repeatedly saying squito sauce in random situations cuz it sounds so fun, and death!
#guys i need this to go viral so that i can say squito sauce and people will understand#imagine this:#it is 1am. i have just come back from a road trip. my entire family is tired and sleepy and trying to organize all of our belongings.#my mosquito bites are annoying me greatly#i know my mother has mosquito bite cream somewhere so i ask her#in between my brain and my mouth i realize that i can shorten “mosquito” to “squito”#and that i forgot the word for cream/ointment/etc!#so what comes out of my mouth you ask?#“hey ma where's the squito sauce”#she has a look of horror on her face. she doesn't know what i meant but she knows tje series of words are terrifying.#immediately after obtaining squito sauce i share the name i thought of with every person in the house#they are all equally horrified#shitpost#silly funny#funny haha#i love it when there are more tags than post#it's my favorite pastime
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[Excerpt 6 from Sorrow Beyond Words: Collected Testimony of the War of Wrath, 4th Edition; edited by Elrond Peredhel.]
“It—it would have been easier, I think, if the rest of Beleriand was as dead as Anfauglith. Not just easier to march through. I don’t miss the mosquito-wetas. But—it’s one thing to march through a choking wasteland when you know there’s no refilling your canteen 'til you get to the other side. It’s another thing entirely to walk through thirty leagues of verdant wetlands and every single spring and lake you find is so clear you can see all the skeletons at the bottom. Every fucking time you get your hopes up that maybe, maybe, this one will be drinkable—but—but…
“Not all the skeletons were at the bottom. Some of them still almost looked like people, too.
“No food, either. Fruit trees? Pah. Every apple that isn’t rotten is full of worms and wasps. Herbs? Poison. Roots? Also poison. Game? You fucking guessed it, poison. Or viruses, whatever. Sorry that we never really had the leisure time to reinvent microscopic biology here.
“It, well—it wasn’t entirely ruined, I guess? He left Hithlum mostly untarnished to keep the Easterlings a little happy. Heh, not happy enough apparently to stop most of them from jumping to Elros’s banner the moment they could. Nan Dungortheb was as much a pain in his arse as it had been in ours, especially once Mindeb gave up holding it back. We think the spiders ate a Balrog, actually. Good for them. He never touched the ruins of the Havens either. Guess he liked the statement that sent better than more despoiling.
“But, uh, in some ways that was more disheartening. The little bits which were still standing, or seemed to still be standing. There were still lots of too-clear pools. But you’d come across the ruins of a homestead with the garden only overgrown with normal weeds, or an orchard where the fruit still smells fine; and then you’d look twenty feet away and see what's left of the former inhabitants and another fucking field of razorwheat and another cloud of hornets that want to lay eggs in your eyes and a pool that only isn’t clear because Glaurung shit in it eighty years ago. That’s worse, if you were wondering.”
#silmarillion#tolkien#silm fic#war of wrath#war of wrath: sorrow beyond words#stormwritten#if you don't know what a weta is go look it up#and then be as horrified as I am at the concept of crossbreeding them with mosquitos#credit to Scedasticity for the idea of Mindeb's river-maia holding back Spiderfuck Valley and then stopping when it can only hurt Morgoth#I've apparently been spelling Glaurung wrong this whole time oops
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Thinking about a Jedi Maul AU where Palpatine decides to send him out too early to hopefully Kill Some Jedi and he ultimately picks possibly the worst target imaginable in going after Mace Windu. Both because Mace is inarguably the best swordsman of the Order and just not menaced at all and also because he's way too tired for a feral teenager bouncing off him with seemingly never-ending energy to continually try to kill him. And so Mace kind of picks him up by the scruff of the neck and carts him off to the Order like "Um. Evil child. Help" but at this point Maul has imprinted on him with some really warped form of respect and so. Mace ends up with a fucked up little padawan who's more domesticated than really redeemed. But if the results are the same, who really needs to know
#the others masters looking at mace: what have you got there#mace with maul hanging off him and trying to bite him: a smoothie#mace is batting him off like a particularly persistent mosquito and maul is being the cockroach that he is#really hyper and traumatized padawan/equally tired and no-nonsense master. both of them are grouchy and way more attached than they'll admi#anyways. i've had this ida in my head for monthssss but it would be longer than i usually do#so who knows if i'll write it. let me know if you're into it#fandom: star wars#darth maul#mace windu#master windu#star wars maul#star wars#star wars prequels#sw#maul star wars#maul opress#palpatine star wars#star wars palpatine#palpatine#sheev palpatine#sw palpatine#darth sidious
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Rachel's Birthday (11/12)
"Do you hear that?"
"What?"
"That buzzing..."
#Mosquitoes! 🦟#Ever since the idea came up to add a mosquito hunt to the post I've been most looking forward to this post#Oh you thought my favourite part would be them getting it on?#Get your head out of the gutter#You know I'm *nothing* like that#😇#atoh extra#ts3#the sims 3#sims 3#sims story#rachel murray#malte nerhus
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mfs on twt will have you believe this guy is ugly cuz he looks freakish. do not be fooled: the truth is he is not freakish ENOUGH.
#i fucking love the concept of this brawler. its literally so fucking banger#but i wish they leaned more heavily into the mosquito aspect of his design#like you cannot look at this guy and tell me you do not just see a conventionally attractive twink/twunk body type#with mosquito parts halfheartedly slapped on top#this was just a quick doodle and i think ill probably try to modify this design more#i saw another redesign on twt which incorporated the mosquito back which i want to try to do#so ill probably end up posting another redesign in the next few days#i just needed to get this out of my system rn#anyway angelo haters dni#brawl stars#brawl stars art#brawl stars fanart#brawl stars angelo
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halloween thing i drew for an art trade with @cherry-207 ! she asked for edgar and scri dressed as angel and devil . you can see her part here !
edgar vargas belongs to jhonen vasquez
scriabin belongs to @zarla-s
#hello . uhhhhhhhhhhh#UHHH WAIT WAIT I CAN EXPLAIN I SWEAR#i know i haven't posted a thing since like A MONTH AND I'M SORRY BUT i have a really nice excuse for this . yes .#right after posting devi's drawing my mom BROKE HER FOOT ?? WOAH !#and idk maybe i was sad or . stressed because i had to do a bunch of things my mom used to take care of and it was really stressing#this + school stuff + a drawing a day + some other things pretty much started killing me#and suddenly i was getting hives every single day after 11.30pm . yeah . it was TERRIBLE#so uh . i had to stop doing some stuff for my own wellbeing . like . drawing . for example#but it worked !#now i just have a bunch of mosquito bites on my hands . they seem to like them .#OH SO well um YEAH DRAWING#an art trade with one of my friends !!!! drawing this was honestly so fun#as you can see this is from october 25th . but i wanted to wait for brusk to finish her piece before posting it#te quedó precioso emily . valió totalmente la pena la espera . tqm#edgar's costume looked so boring next to scriabin's#he looked way prettier with wings but if i wanted to add them i would have to erase 90% of scriabin and he came out so pretty to do that#so . instead of making him wear something pretty and detailed like scri's costume i had to make him wear something you could see and think#“ oh yeah that's an angel ”#i explained this to brusk after showing her the drawing and she said#“ if you think about it . him having a traditional costume fits his character "#and i was like OH#ACTUALLY YEAH THAT'S COOL#anyways i really like this one . the colors are so pretty . i finally found a way to make my colors warm and pretty .#WELL UH THAT'S TOO MANY TAGS BYE#vargas#zarla s#vargas zarla#scriabin vargas#edgar vargas#sunny's art
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Haven't been able to take a photo of Neve in this outfit because the hat reminds me of these and I've been wheezing to the point I can't line up the DoF correctly
#the reason I carried lighter around as a child#if one of these stopped the mosquitoes would eat me alive#like the first thing came to my mind when I saw this hat was the smell of these lmao#Neve: you carry a lighter with you all the time smoker I presume?#Me: No Neve#I need to light these bad bois up as soon as one ends before the mosquitoes give me a dozen more scars *still got bit*#people say it looks like placemat for pots🤣😂#colin plays dav
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Do you believe mosquitoes existed before the fall of man and the curse of sin
I...honestly don't know
I've given it thought in the past, and they are God's creation, undoubtedly, so they can't be...that bad...?
Maybe they were originally solely pollinators and then the Fall ruined everything.
But I've never reached a conclusive and satisfactory answer, so I've just tossed it up on the pile of Questions-I'll-Probably-Never-Get-An-Answer-For-So-Why-Bother?
right up there with the concept of Trinity, God's crazy decisions in the Old Testament, and the idea that all spiritual beings (including our souls) are higher dimensional beings
My conscience is mostly clear of killing a mosquito because those things kill just as much. Apart from "keeping the population in check" and the occasional pollination, I doubt they serve much purpose on this earth save for being the bane of mankind's existence.
What I would like to know is what makes me so appealing to the damned critters. Why flock me and grow fat on my blood alone?
The worst of it is when the guy who plays the organ in church sprays repellant around the spot he sits and then I have to deal with the aftermath. Like dude, mosquitoes already love me, why'd you have to make it worse? (no actual hate to that guy, he's chill)
I usually wear long sleeved shirts and hoodies, but the days I wear a plain oversized t-shirt are nightmares. One day I came back with both my arms red and itching.
The cherry on top is that I play the violin, so I can never pause to swat away that mosquito I know for a fact is sitting on my elbow and feasting on my blood. Little nuisances, they won't even pay me for the meal. And every time I shoo them away they keep coming the kriff back.
Guess I'm that irresistible :/
Edit: Oh wait hang on lol yeah I'm pretty sure they did exist in Eden where they were probably drinking pollen and not my blood. Woops, didn't slow down to read your question right
#sorry shy took a detour and ended up with a full-length rant#can you tell I HATE mosquitoes?#look!! words!!
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for my birthday this year I got a two-day land typhoon, a daoist funeral, a crafts party, three new ferns, a rosemary harvest, and left shoulder pain so bad I was 60% convinced it was a fucking cardiac event 'cause i couldn't fully inhale and the pain radiated up to my jaw lol
#but you know what#that list is mostly good things lmfao#my great grandmother died and there were 100+ people of 5 generations at the funeral service#and it was an old school village culture funeral too!#we got to 披麻帶孝#and REPRESENTATIVES FROM THE LOCAL GOVERNMENT CAME TO PAY RESPECTS?????#GREAT GRANDMOTHER HOLY SHIT#WHO WERE YOU#i also now have rosemary sprigs drying above my bed i'm hoping they are both fragrant and a mosquito deterrent#anyways a massage therapist 刮'd my 痧 and now i have sick bruising down my back#and doctor gave me zapzap treatment and told me i have facet syndrome which is not a fun thing to look up#deadass almost went to the ER bc of the breathing thing el oh el#got prescribed anti-inflammatory stuff and muscle relaxants and steroids#which apparently are known to interact with glaucoma so i'm just like#here's to hoping that didn't come up in conversation bc it's too small a dose ahahah#feels like my body's falling apart at an alarming rate bros#it's anxious out here#but also I planted a carrot top and a peach pit#and crocheted/lined a super fucking cute bag so like!!!!!#it's FINE#screams#personal
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