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gravedigg · 1 year ago

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a quick Zenith for @feniksido because i lov him

#i love this sweaty man so much #idk why hes sweaty i just thought it would #look nice #zenith #feniksido #durge #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #my art

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teaboot · 5 months ago

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Okay so I'm a security guard, right

And part of why I like my job is cause I'm pretty good at deescalating conflicts without violence or police involvement

And that *might* be because my primary coping mechanism for stress is humor, and if the guy in the uniform isn't stressed out, usually nobody else is either

But anyhow today I witnessed a crime, which 911 had already been called for

And I'm telling the guy, you know, as he's running away, that nobody's gonna touch him, we don't do that here, I don't have any weapons and he can totally walk on out if he wants to

And he gives me this 'go-fuck-yourself" type answer, right? As you do

And I fucking

I fucking. Start danCING

I DONT KNOW WHY

I WAS JUST LIKE "aight guess I'll go fuck myself then, cheerio" AND START FUCKING DANCING

LIKE MY BRAIN WAS LIKE "Cool not being attacked, gotta keep the witnessed calm, gotta stay chill and breezy" AND THE PHYSICAL RESPONSE FOR THAT WAS TO SYART DOING THIS SASSY FUCKING JIG

I DIDNT EVEN REALIZR I WAS FDOUNG IT UNTIL SOMEONE POIU TED IT OUT AFTER

and it all ended fine and the dude is in custody and I get a call from my boss like "Yeah we're gonna need to send footage to police"

AND

FUCKING

THIS IS GOING TO BE SHOWN IN COURT SOMEWHERE

IM DOUNG A SRUPID LITTLE DANCE ON CAMERA AS THIS GUY LOSES HIS MIND AND ITS GONNA BE ON COURT SOMEWHERW

THIS IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING IVE WVER DONE

I HATE MYSELFD

#Details changed for privacy reasons obvs #But Jesus Fucking Christ #I saw the video I look like an idiot #Please Jesus God don't fucking fire me #Teablart #Well guys it's been nice I guess #Time to die in a hole

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icewindandboringhorror · 14 days ago

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(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)

#polls #tumblr polls #For me I think the top ones would be the House. The Money. or the Friend Group. But I ultimately might would go for the house #JUST becuase it would be my Dream House which means it would already meet mostly all of my specifications #and what I might be looking for. which would save a lot of time searching or customizing/rennovating.#Also because I could use that as a way to leave the US lol.. like .. if I get to choose my dream location.. couldnt I just choose some othe #country?? But I wonder how that works. Can you legally 100% have full ownership of a property in a country yet not be a citizen of that #country?? Would you show up and be like 'erm.. i own this house.. so i shall now live in it' and theyd be like 'uh no. you cant live here #despite owning the house. leave.' ??#So I think the initial process of 1. scraping together funds to actually MOVE myself and my most valuable belongings physically #TO another country. and 2. figuring out how to STAY in that country . might end up being difficult.. BUT. if I could just work that #part of things out then.. dream house?? security for once in my life?? stability?? :0 #Though the $1mil is enticing it's also like.. I feel .. with the way housing prices are now... that's not much???#it's a lot I guess if you plan on like.. investing half the money and staying in an apartment for 5 years while you grow your wealth #or something. but if you're a 'I Need Stability NOW' ready to settle down person who would be most interested in owning a property rather #than nice clothes or a car or whatever other investments you could make then.. eh..?? It seems like unless you're okay with living in #a small town or kind of far away from the city - even some SMALL houses in majorly populated areas in the US will be like #$600.000 - $900.000 or something. like that would be MOST of my money. Which I know you could just pay partially and make #payments on it but idk.. in the option of just outright owning the house it seems like it'd end up being cheaper.#Plus I would want to own it fully asap because I'd be afraid of losing it somehow otherwise. like it being taken for medical bills or #something. which I thought was supposed to be - not IMPOSSIBLE - slightly more complicated legally if you actually have #paid off the house in full. I guess the issue then would be utilities and property tax and such. But I feel like thats overcome-able??#Like I could just stipulate that my Dream House has a little furnished addition or something and then find someone #with money and be like 'Look you can live in this extremely nice area with amazing ameneties and updated everything and ALL you have #to do is give me money to cover the utilities and property tax.'' or something like that. Like the little furnished addition is nicer #than the actual house. they have their own pool and spa and movie room or something and Ill also cook all their meals for them #or whatever (how luxurious it would be depeneds on how high the property tax actually is/how much I would need to entice them into #why it's a good deal for them to pay it for me lol). idk... something like that.. ANYWAY #I asked a few people I know though and one of them answered they'd rather have a romantic partner. the other one said they'd like #to be able to choose someone to die lol.. So I'm curious what people value the most

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lotrmusical · 1 year ago

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never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

#was calling beckett and scouring the works of eliza cook looking for lesbianism #good amounts of lesbianism in evidence but unfortunately very little in the way of good poetry #APART from this worm one which DOES NOT MISS #eliza cook #is there a thriving eliza cook tag on tumblr. somehow i doubt it #the hand of the giant and the heart of the brave / must turn weak and submit to the worm and the grave!#not an original theme ofc but GOD the treatment is delightful. so fresh so gleeful some rlly nice use of sound. rlly solidly constructed #words #gay belligerence

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gawki · 1 month ago

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Fanciest Feast

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daftpatience · 4 months ago

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algo keeps giving me the Wrong Kind of fat fashion content

#the worst thing is that the way tummy and thigh squishes when sitting is like my favourite part. i love the way mine does #like not only do i think its cute and sexy and looks nice in any outfit and is awesome but. uh i forgot what i was sgonna say #my art tag

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canisalbus · 5 months ago

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✦ Fashionably late ✦

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chez-cinnamon · 6 months ago

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What if Pomni seeks out comfort from Kinger bc of the last episode?? Finale !!

It is DONE !!

Everyone is so fun to draw I cannot.......... /pos

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hinamie · 25 days ago

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blue light overexposure dot png

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #gojo satoru #jjk gojo #jjk satoru #satoru gojo #fushiguro megumi #takes an extended drag of my cigarette long time no gojo #i wanted to play around w more quick and pose-focused pen style lineart #to like. try to break the lines down to only th bare minimum required to sell the pose #and fortunately or unfortunately for me gojo satoru is like a pipecleaner he's very easy to pose expressively #i mean these poses arent particularly dynamic but i do think they convey character #been very focused on painting lately but it was nice to focus lines w this i think i found a lining and cell shading style i rly like ???#i tend to fall into th trap of overrendering everything but this forced me 2 keep things sharp and simple and i love how it looks #tht might just be the layer mode tho fsdjdsf pin light HARD carried this one #whenever i wld come back to this after looking away or doing smth else i felt my eyes physically readjust 2 how aggressively blue this is #i feel like i only use blue to this degree when gojo's who im drawing lmao #but anyway he wins this round bc i do not have a least favourite on this page even the scribble-y chibis turned out rly well #said begrudgingly #break his kneecaps megumi

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chloesimaginationthings · 6 months ago

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You know Henry’s final speech went hard in FNAF

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demaparbat-hp · 5 months ago

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He truly did.

#atla #avatar the last airbender #atla fanart #atla art #the gaang #sokka art #sokka fanart #atla sokka #sokka #sokka avatar the last airbender #sokka of the water tribe #kyoshi warriors #kyoshi warriors au #kyoshi island #kyoshi warrior sokka #atla meme #incorrect quotes #Daniel Radcliffe you looked really nice in Fleur's outfit #As did Sokka in the Kyoshi Warriors uniform #Let him be pretty. He deserves it.#Also that handbag he bought in Gaoling would go really well with the uniform don't you think?#He loves shopping and putting together cute outfits and looking good. That's my boy.#Bi Sokka is my Sokka what are you talking about #He's pretty and he knows it ✨#Also can we all agree that everyone would look awesome as Kyoshi Warriors? Yes????#You know I'm lost when I start using Daniel's quotes for ATLA characters lmao #“And I was crying and I was in the bath” will come eventually. That line screams happy-go-lucky Aang and/or deadpan Zuko #Anyone would do #“We love Daniel but he's useless” is also *chef kiss*#Which character for that one tho?

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doctorsiren · 7 months ago

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More on that AU I scribbled where Bill’s parents were alive and were supportive of their son and his actions <3

#doctorsiren #gravity falls #the book of bill #billford #bill cipher #scalene cipher #euclid cipher #stanford pines #weirdmageddon #gravity falls fanart #cipher family fun au #digital art #my art #procreate #bill gets his instability from his mama 😁😁😁#really love how bill looks in that first page idk he just turned out so nicely #the first drawing of this AU blew up on accident LMAO oopsie

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salamispots · 19 days ago

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it got turned into a 17" x14" pillow instead haha

#rug hooking #artists on tumblr #fiber art #hnnnndgf the way the phone photo colors don't match up with how I see it is driving me a little nuts #every time but oh well >:'D #like the greens aren't as dull looking or as sharply contrasted in the detail photos #I'm glad I hoarded/saved the yarn that I precut for latchhook (which I abandoned after learning about rug hooking lmao)#because it makes for a very squishy pillow #(but also I think I def. could've stuffed in a litttle bit more before sewing it closed + didn't have a lot left)#blocked like...three other things when I was blocking this one #and the ones with non wool/funky materials were completely fine so that's nice to know haha #the back is an old flannel topsheet that nobody was using #anyways -knocks the fuck out-#edit: bb nephew recognized it as a cat so all is well/it passed hahah #also whoever said in tags that it looks great sensory wise to touch (or something like that my brain's a little fried still hhshs)#they are correct lMAO (even in general/ non pillow form I keep scrubbing my hands over them haha)#and when I was making the pillow I kept squishing it #muffled laugh

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lesbian-disaster-academic · 1 year ago

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i used to be so good at writing strong, thoroughly-researched, thoroughly-edited essays.

as a kid in hs, my teacher literally came up to me, holding my 40 page essay on the intersection of the European witch hunts and capitalism/exploitation/gender roles (it was supposed to be 7 pages...whoops) and went like "this is literally a master's-degree level thesis. what are you doing?? you could literally use this as your final dissertation in a master's program, what the fuck."

NOW??? NOW?? you'd think I'd be oh so skilled. but alas. i can barely piece together two ideas. adhd skill-regression is so so real. im SOBBING

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seagiri · 3 months ago

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could a depressed person do this

#my art #ace attorney #apollo justice #klavier gavin #ema skye #trucy wright #athena cykes #bobby fulbright #simon blackquill #klavier looks HIDEOUS be nice to her #ive been really down and very sick for almost a month now. this is all i can make

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