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ever heard of. 2007 portal odyssey. my favorite mobie
#portal#portal 2#2001 a space odyssey#2001 aso#chell#glados#chelldos#valve#this glados design is very weird. its amalgamation of her normal design+potatOS and hal-design criteria#i didnt want to make her look like hall but with yellow eye instead i think it would look ugly#also i dont really like the. halman chelldos design color wise because in my head its orange-yellow but what can i do#my art
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#art#potatoe rambles#dp art#danny phantom#just thinking about danny's identity being obvious but also impossible to guess#like yes its just him but his colors are inverted but also#hes dead.#no one is gonna look at a dead kid and immediately assume he has an alive alter ego#especially if his alibi for being a very much alive kid is his parernts being ghost hunters#and if anyone found out i think they would be horrified#i mean#imagine finding out a kid youve gone to school with#lived with#taught#seen walking around#was actually a corpse#the questions you would have#but be too afraid to ask#hes dead#hes dead but hes right there#that shit would make you feel like a horror protagonist#your witnessing an actual horror story#idk#typing on computer is hard
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finally giving fem danyal her own au and fulfilling my 'danny is an animal whisperer' agenda at the same time: mother of monsters danyal 2.0
i say "2.0" because TECHNICALLY 'mother of monsters danyal' is an au I made back in June for Dark fem!Danyal (who I promptly named Layal). However, I haven't posted much for her yet, and I like the "mother of monsters" premise too much to leave it only to Layal. Plus Danyal in that au was going to become the mother of monsters anyway, just with significantly less world domination and mass extinction.
'Animal whisperer' Danny has been something I've been thinking about since my latest DP 'wolfpack au' post and it's! So fun to think about, and who no better to assign the idea to than Danyal Al Ghul? Who comes from a family infamously known for their love of animals and nature?
Fem Danyal is just purely self-indulgent. *gestures wildly at her* i just lomvb,,, her,,,, I've only really mentioned her in context of the 'Things in Threes' au/my first Danyal al Ghul au with the facial scar, but she's!!! I love her. She deserves her own au <33
So kill three birds with one stone! Make a post about it.
Anyways, Danny has a large lair. Similar to cult leader danyal, her lair is a giant mountain region resembling nanda parbat with a big temple/palace-like area built into the mountain. It's large, it's overflowing with natural flora, with its own mini-floating islands hovering over some areas, and it's also completely empty.
Danny takes one look at her lair upon first meeting, -- noting that it looked relatively smaller from the outside -- and promptly, with the elegance of an Al Ghul, goes "What the hell??" Because yes, while she does enjoy her own solitude and privacy, this is a bit ridiculous.
For heaven's sake, there's even a massive lake in there! What's she going to do with all this space? Can she make it any smaller? Why is it so big in the first place? This looks borderline like one of the mega-islands!
She finds out later that apparently, the amount of ectoplasm a ghost has can have an effect on the size of their lair. And since she has such a large core, her lair reflects that. Wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff, it's bigger on the inside so it doesn't take up "too much space" on the outside. Don't worry about it too much.
Danyal isn't totally opposed to having such a large lair, she's just... a bit baffled by it. It feels like so much wasted space is all. All this flora and no fauna to enjoy it with. It's practically eerie.
She decorates her temple-palace area, transforming rooms to match her needs as she sees fit. In the center of the inner gardens is a massive tree that she likes to climb, with twisting, winding branches. Sam and Tucker have honorary rooms, even if they can't safely leave the specter speeder for long periods of time, even with proper safety equipment. So does Jazz. Ali (Dani) has one too, but he can actually use that one, and Danny brought him to her lair so he could decorate it himself.
She has a personal garden, but for the most part she lets the flora exist as it is. Too much space to cultivate it en masse anyways.
Skip to a few weeks later, on her next visit to Clockwork. She developed a habit of going to see him semi-regularly just because. She enjoys his wisdom, and he has a lot of stories to tell, and when he's not being the cryptic and esoteric timekeeper, he's a bit goofy.
(pushing my dadwork agenda here,,, i think Danny deserves to go 'hey, Lord Clockwork, do you want me to buy you something' while she's at walmart, only to receive a singular glowing sticky note that says 'cucumber gatorade'.)
(She insists on referring to him with his proper titles even for the most mundane of things because it's proper, but Clockwork sees a future where she eventually calls him "Cee" and by all things in existence is he determined to get there. Anyways,,,)
On her next visit to Clockwork, just as she is about to leave, Clockwork stops her and goes; "Ah, I have something for you. Hold out your hands."
Danny does as such, and Clockwork doesn't give out things often, so her curiosity has spiked to the highest levels. He turns away from her for a moment, using his staff to summon whatever it is he needs, and when he turns around.
He drops a fish into her hands. Granted, a fish in a small glass tank. But a fish nonetheless. A small one, roughly about the size of her finger, with a blue-black, eel-shaped body and four sets of glowing eyes. She can see thin, almost translucent, but spiny fins down its back and the start of bioluminescent markings. It's swimming around in circles in its small container.
"Lord Clockwork." Danyal says all too calmly.
"Yes, Danyal?"
"What is this?"
"That is an adolescent leviathan, Danyal." She’s transfixed onto the tank, but she doesn’t need to see Clockwork’s face to hear the smile he’s stifling.
The myriad of emotions that runs through her all at once threatens to overwhelm her, and she can’t tell if the feelings are negative or positive. So she carefully closes her eyes to breathe in through her nose.
“Clockwork.”
“Ah, I see you’ve dropped formalities.”
She ignores that.
“Why have you given me an adolescent leviathan?”
She's expecting the trickster to look amused when she opens her eyes. Instead, he just looks endeared. "I know you're fond of animals," he says, "and you always look amazed when you come across an animal of the realms. So I thought you might enjoy taking care of the young beast, it's mother is dead so it has no one to care for it."
Oh.
"But, if you don't like it," Clockwork's hands reach out for the tank, "I can simply take it back--"
Danyal shifts the tank out from his reach and hugs it possessively. "I never said that. How do I care for it?"
And so clockwork gives her a list, and when Danyal returns to her lair, she sets up a large tank in her room for the leviathan to swim in -- it's much too small for the lake right now, she thinks. She'll feel better if it's somewhere she can find it. She names him Suhā.
Suhā grows quickly, and by the end of the mortal month she transforms one of the rooms into a large pond for him to swim around in. He's a very loyal beast, recognizing her as it's mother of some kind. Danyal takes great care ensuring that her beastie gets quality care, and Suhā swims to the surface to see her when he senses her in the room.
It spirals from there. Somehow, Pandora catches wind that Clockwork gave her a leviathan, and so the next time Danyal visits the Greater Athens, she gives her a baby chimera. It's eyes are still sealed shut, Danyal can't bring herself to say no. She names the little beastie Firas.
Frostbite hears about it too, and not to be outdone, gives her an animal she's never even heard of. Infinite-realms born, apparently. A fox-like creature with two small horns like an impala, four eyes, and tall legs. The name isn't something she's quite sure how to write down, and she's positive that her friends won't be able to comprehend it. She names her Eira.
Getting the three of them used to each other was... interesting. Suhā tried to eat Firas when Danyal first introduced the two, and they've hated each other ever since. Firas and Eira are seemingly getting along. Her island already feels full enough with the three of them on it.
Of course, that's not the end of it. With her luck, she begins stumbling across other monsters. Realms-borne or otherwise. An injured hydra in the Grecian islands that, through lots of trial and error, Danyal is able to rehabilitate and heal. It routinely comes to visit her afterwards.
A griffin with a broken wing that she moves permanently to the island that likes to keep to itself, but tends to come down when she's near. It gets along best with Firas.
A panther-like monster from the Shades Woods that had six legs and three tails, with ends that reminded her of a venus flytrap. It stuck around the heavy foliage and she can only make out where it was when she saw its golden eyes reflect.
She befriends a young indrik with its leg injured, and much like the hydra it follows her back to her island, and stays there in the mountains. It comes out when she's alone, much like her other beasts.
She receives two more leviathan -- one from clockwork, and one she finds herself while exploring the deeper and darker recesses of the Ghost Zone. It was huddled against the carcass of its mother, and she managed to befriend and get close enough to it to bring it back to her island. Suhā is fully grown by then, with a head bigger than Danyal herself and he still likes to stick her head out of the water for nuzzles when she's near.
He's not very happy with his new siblings, but he's not trying to eat them when she's not looking. So she calls it a win in her book.
And it's not just large beasts either; smaller animals begin popping up when she's not looking. Bird-like creatures and small mammals, and she swears she saw a doe (or something resembling a doe) grazing in the forest while she was walking by.
She takes back with her a lone snake egg once, and it grows so big it wraps around her island and sleeps with its massive head on the mountain beside the temple, like some smaller breed of Jörmungandr.
And on and on it goes. Some of the beasts she comes across never step foot onto her island, some of them follow her back, while others she has to carry back. Not all of the ones that follow her stay, and Danny rehabilitates the injured and releases them when they're fully healed.
It's hectic, and busy, and frankly she loves it. Some of her rehabilitated beasts return to visit her, or to have their children somewhere on the island, or whatever it is they need to do.
She becomes a bit infamous for it. She goes to visit Dorathea once, and as she's walking through the streets she can hear some of the denizens whispering while she walks past.
"Is that her?"
"Her highness' friend? Yes--"
"--that's the one--"
"--Mother of monsters--"
Danny's not sure how to feel about that.
Although, she can't say she's opposed.
Danyal Al Ghul, Mother of monsters, raiser of beasts. It has a nice ring to it.
#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dpxdc#dp x dc#dpxdc crossover#danyal al ghul au#dpxdc prompt#fem danny fenton#fem danyal al ghul#mother of monsters danny#if anyone wants to hear about Layal specifically I'd be HAPPY to tell you about her. she's inspired by the song 'scylla' from epic#you can't leave me with dark danny for too long i give him depth if i do. anyways i gave layal mommy issues. she has a complicated view on#danyal and both loves and hates her in equal measure. she killed her out of mercy. she's her mother her sister her other half.#she despises her. she misses her. she'll never see her again. she sees her every time she looks in the mirror. she's 24. she's 10 years old#can you tell that i made layal during a time where i was thinking about the 'dan is danny's kid' dpdc trope bc that's exactly what happened#*holds dad!clockwork up like potato.* 'i just think he's neat :)'#i am incapable of making things only cracky. i must make it meaningful in some way or another.#MMMM i have to cut it off here before it gets too looooNNGGG.#if this flops i'll be sad :((#i just think the idea that danyal has her own little world on her island is neat. she's got dragons and wyrms and serpents and giant wolves#and griffins and one time there's a sphinx although she doesn't stay permanently. Danyal has a blast answering her riddles though.#that panther is based off the dnd displacer beast. there's little salamanders and gazelles with three eyes. there's more sea monsters than#just suhā and the other two leviathans but i couldnt think of any. im obsessed with the sea serpents if you havent notice LMFAO.#there's pegasi and a manticore and a ton of infinite realms monsters that are just an assortment of animals slapped together#the shades woods are a mega-island idea that i had. they're where a bunch of the “shades ghosts” are from. Its this large forest area with#megaflora trees similar to the redwood forest with canopies so thick and wide that no light can reach the bottom. so all of the native faun#living there have adapted to live in the shadows. there are a few villages that live in tall tree houses like the ewok villages that outsid#ghosts can go visit. the panther that's from there is very fond of danyal honestly. anyways yEAH ANIMAL WHISPERER DANNY.#her beasties are all animals up until she's like. 19. where she promptly steals an infant minotaur from a Legends Islands near Pandora#he wasn't being treated well okay!!! she couldn't stand by and watch. his name is asterion. he's a year old. and she'll kill for him.#i dont have enough tags to talk about Damian or her family >:T. just know that i am leaning into her assassin bg as usual :)
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for how much i love to drag pngs around, it turns out that i actually don't know how to animate all too well
#granted i dont actually know how clips animation program works#im just drawing every frame seperately and smashing them together manually#anyway the image of cyn up against the microwave to look at a single potato chip entered my mind at three in the morning and i just had to#i also love switching shading styles on the fly#and also i hate backgrounds. incase you couldn't tell.#i seem to have an affection for drawing cyn scrunched up against the camera/window like that cause this is the second time i've done it#ignore the fact that solver and cyn are seperate here its not a headcanon im just dumb#anyway how tall do you think she actually is#art#murder drones#murder drones cyn#murder drones absolute solver#absolute solver#yes its khan pringles#expect more cyn and solver because im. they're a little silly#just noticed i mispelt drag sad face
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Media Availability (9/15): Will Smith
#look i expect potato quality from ahl/umich streams but not from atsanjosesharks' youtube 😤#we get beautiful tit and post-game glow content and its in fucking 360p?!#whatever making myself suffer for the bit#for the tit?#ANYWAYS#will smith#sjs#jessgifs
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⛓️🖤 little bratty bunny 🖤⛓️
#i decided to wear a cunty little outfit under my clothes today so enjoy c:#i have a potato sack of a sweater over this which Really changes the vibe admittedly#i will try to get a picture later cause its actually a little comical to me how different this outfit is w/ vs w/o the sweater#this tattoo was also the best decision i ever made in my life & i am so proud of myself for coming up with it still#also maybe this is weird but so like i was using my arms to kinfa lift myself in the stall to be in frame (hence the no arms)#and i really. like how my shoulders look bc of kt ahdkfkwjskf#the ball-joint socket looks so obvious like you could just. tear my arm out of the socket. 🥴#ANYWAY#femme dyke#femme4all#femme bait#butch bait#dyke bait#bunnyflesh#ok to rb#femme brat
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I realized that Maizuru, despite being with Kabru's party for a while, still gets Holm's race wrong.
At first I thought it was kind of the joke of the whole thing. Calling Marcille a frog woman, Holm a dwarf, and getting Rin's name wrong. Holm looks tired, annoyed or maybe a bit embarrassed by this mistake. He's the only one who's background is not "explosive". Marcille's and Rin's are, and his is just plain, dark, and with those lines at the bottom. Why? Maybe for comedical effect. Probably because he's been telling her he's a gnome before this. Just like Chilchuck doesn't like being called a kid and people still call him that, Holm doesn't like being called a dwarf and people keep calling that.
It's not uncommon for people to mix those races, and since Shuro's party isn't the best with races (they don't even know Chil's a half-foot) they probably just think Holm is a wierd-looking dwarf. They probably hadn't seen any gnomes before. If it was Maizuru's first time seeing a gnome and calling it a dwarf, it could be understandable. But she's been with kabru's party long enough to realize that that dwarf is, actually, a gnome.
I think she doesn't believe Holm is a gnome, just like Marcille or Senshi don't believe Chil's an adult.
That's the face of someone who's tired of this shit. It's like when someone tries to guess your country just by the way you look. There's maybe a bit of ignorance at first, but I think Maizuru is deliberately deciding to not believe Holm when he tells her he's a gnome for the first time. And he's so done.
#holm kranom#my poor boy is being victim to fantasy racism yet again#why racism? i think its pretty obvious. trying to guess what he is by looks (from where someone is by looks)#i think its quite racist. because... idk its like when people doesnt believe a potatoe-white blonde blue-eyed mf is not arab or latino#like. not because you look one way means youre part of that group. and well. Dwarves and gnomes get usually mixed up by people who dont know#maizuru might not know shes being racist here but she is and holm looks so done because this has happend way too many times before#idk#i love how Kuy does her's worldbuilding so reallistic <3#holm you can kill the lady if you please <3#holm#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#delicious in dungeon#holm dungeon meshi#he might be old enough to be mature about it but he's getting tired of this misconception and you can see it on his face#AOUGH#i might be reading a bit too much into it#but i think kuy does nothing just because and this cant be a coincidence#<3#rin#rinsha fana#marcille#marcille donato#maizuru dungeon meshi#<- mentioned#btw on anime they dont show this#they just make this guy smile#my shit
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Don't ask me why but I was watching a bunch of novelty popcorn bucket reviews on YouTube and I gotta ask at what point does a popcorn bucket go from actual functional popcorn bucket to expensive toy you can kinda shove a wee bit of popcorn into if you want but also maybe don't bc it'll be a bitch to clean
#when theyre like#and this little slot in the back is where the popcorn goes#and its this tiny wee thing#that looks better suited for batteries then food#i just its incredible#ive never seen one of these irl#i used to work in a cinema#the most novelty we got was a tin but it was still like a bucket#like proper bucket#not a car or mr potato head#anyway i finally understand the narrator from the Stanley parables deluxe edition
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im having a lot of fun with lines and shapes my guy
#my art#ace attorney#apollo justice#phoenix wright#athena cykes#simon blackquill#trucy wright#i Really like how that perceiving apollo turned out. its simple but it took ages lol#and then the lines are really strong on that simon portrait i like how that looks. very him#also potato thena lol#I NEED TO MAKE A KEY FOR MY SIMPLE STYLE OF ALL OF THEM#THEY ALL HAVE UNIQUE SHAPES FOR THEIR FACES AND NOSES AND EYES IM SO PROUD OF THEM#later. tomorrow.
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update on shitty's entertainment-whilst-illuminating: I'm back on my older sitcom bullshit lol
I should really get back to the golden girls and finish watching the show (or more accurately listening to) in its entirety but I've started the Nanny and I'm two seasons in already
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Episode 48-49 characters i drew while listening to malev 49
Langward and Gerard not pictured since i had started crying by the time i got onto them
Bonus Everard inital design from before 49 came out. And my tiny doodles from my writing down random reactions as a way of keeping my brain focused. Its like live blogging but im just writing insane shit on a piece of paper and drawing weird cats
#malevolent#Everard actually has arthurs nose from when i drew him for the first time#Fun facts#I LOVE ALIA SO MUCH I NEED TO DRAW HER AGAIN#my explanation of why there are tiny doodles implies that Kayne and Evrard are weird cats#I support this interpretation#malevolent 49#malevolent podcast#malevolent fanart#53 rats with a pencil#kayne malevolent#kayne#friar horbrooke#Bugger ive been spelling that wrong#its Prince Warren vs Prince Warrick all over again#barnabas malevolent#lord evrard#evrard malevolent#alia malevolent#Barnabas looks weirdly like how potato lord draws the butcher#that may just be me#Its the nose
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the authorities aka @jabberwockypie told me i had to post this
#i am aware this looks like it was taken with a potato#it was dark my camera was trying its best#anyway this is that guy's legacy
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Kylian + stealing Achraf’s food
#got my hands on hq version!#<3 thank you adrienne#also look at this its so funny#ky noticing the noodles on his plate#and then stealing it#and then stealing the potatoes (?) or whatever that is#plsasjdjasda#and he even gives achraf a look beforehand#meanwhile achraf just tryna EAT#these two will be the death of me#kylian mbappe#achraf hakimi#kykimi#psg#paris saint germain#footballandshit#anchyxsblog#had to tag my fave kykimi fans :')#mine*#gifs*
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tiredsmashbros..! more leik..! tiremashedpotato..!
please ignore rjis i am half asleep
i feel like im sendinf this ask like you know me and im a regular that shows up in your ask box,,,,,!!! but!!
heres you as a tire!! in mashed potatos!!
i had to make it even more real
this is the greatest thing ever
beware of THE tiremashpotato *kachow*
#tsb#tsb giftart#tsb askbox#smg4 oc#imagine if this was like an episode that bro turned into tiremashpotatoes YIUGJHEFEDC#ong random but i LOVE mash potatoes so much#i still remember seeing this in my askbox for the first time and i BURSTED into laughter DUDE LIKE IM SRS IM TIRED RN BUT GOD#i occasionally look at this i love it so much its so silly and so cute 💛💛💛💛💛#im going to continue to cherish this uihgjhfd 💛#tsb official
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I tried :']
#welcome home#kayaks dumb doodles#eddie dear#the orange looks like a potato but. i couldnt make it bright orange#first time doing something like this#remind me to never go into capcut blind again#that was. an experience#hi to people to read tags :>#how are you guys?#i just watched ghost stories :]#it was really funny#i havent been as active on here-#twitter brainrot has seeped its way into my life#uhh so thats me lately#sorry for rambling idk why i am#hope anyone reading is having a nice day <3!
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