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frostbeees · 5 days
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Media Availability (9/15): Will Smith
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 14 days
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It's just guys night talk! Don't worry about it!
(Read Tiger Tiger and shake this man awake so he can finish that thought!)
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its-emimi · 10 days
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💙💙💙💙💙
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kimabutch · 1 year
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[writes about Jesus but it's actually about being trans] [writes about being trans but it's actually about Jesus]
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brainrotcharacters · 1 month
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TW: Wolverine Badonkas
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I laughed rewatching because like
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reilora-borealis · 3 months
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Love how in every CR campaign it is established early and reaffirmed frequently who has the best tits in each party. For Bell's Hells it's Fearne. For Vox Machina it's Vex. For Mighty Nein... it's Fjord. And I think that's beautiful
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softending · 8 months
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thinking... about... um
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phrumbs · 3 months
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THE TERRIBLE INFLUENCE TOUR 💥
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diphowell · 13 days
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Are you sure it's Phil that keeps calling himself a princess, Dan? (x,x)
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ambulatoryhoodie · 6 months
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When asked why I got top surgery:
I have an extensive graphic tee collection and boobs really fuck up the design
I wanted to be a more aerodynamic swimmer
The anime style ‘boing’ sound effect from my tits kept alerting the guards and it was really cutting into my revenue as a jewel thief
Lost them in the war
Pat down my chest then franticly check my pockets and bag. ‘I most have left them at home’
They would bounce at a speed of 379 mph and the sound was getting noise complaints
Commitment to cosplay
Rehomed them for a small fee, just couldn’t take care of them anymore
Wym I never had tits?????
They turned evil and I had to cut them off like Ash (from the evil dead) had to cut his hand off
They just refused to pay rent so I had to have the city evict them
Sold them for computer parts
The vibe was off with them
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lobotomist-at-claires · 3 months
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terrible influence tour idea. leading up to the tour beginning there's a lot of wedding related hints being dropped. the phandom thinks it's a hard launch. but instead dan and phil become ordained ministers and at every show two people in the audience get married whether they want to or not. phan ships back
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