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me-beef · 2 months ago

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@strangeravatar made a great point

i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make

but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do

ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad

#conclusion: if one of them smokes weed they BOTH get high #but it's a baby's metabolism vs a sun god's so if CELESTIA is zooted spike is DEAD #i also like to imagine rainbow dash becomes quite the philosopher while under the influence #and yes their bong IS zecoras potion bottle from season 4 episode 1/2 thanks for asking #anyways #this is a long ass comic with. minimal payoff. but we're POSTING IT ANYWAY BABES #i couldnt decide if it would be funnier to have zephyr breeze at the end or one of those regular white blue-haired blue-eyed stock guards #i left it as zephyr. the real ones get it #i guess the real ones are everybody who saw season 9 episode 4 #but cmon why ELSE do you think celestia would hire that guy #it's cause she's a freak and im calling her out on my tumblr dot com #mlp #mlp fim #mlp friendship is magic #mlp g4 #mlp fanart #princess celestia #princess luna #rainbow dash #fluttershy #spike the dragon #zephyr breeze #horse comic #me art #also that font is one i made based off my own handwriting!! im so happy about it #though it does look. exactly like comic sans #idk how to feel about that tbh #wow you can just talk to yourself in the tags forever and no one will even know huh

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skitskatdacat63 · 10 months ago

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I'm already getting the feeling that he's somehow gonna be even sillier this year 🤔

#I AM SO HOPELESSLY ENDEARED TO HIM #LOOK AT THIS SILLY GUY #the behind the scenes of the microwave tiktok im gonna cry #jimmy feels like his handler in this vid 😭#'theres Fernando doing his um tiktok' hahahaha #but omg its only january and he already feels deranged #the fucking sitting on the counter clip i am actually dead #fernando alonso #formula 1 #f1 #we do a little bit of f1

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theonewhowails · 11 months ago

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silly stuff i drew while reading Feel No Evil by @payasita , in which the Lamb does not know how to propose, Narinder does not know how to be alive, and neither of them knows what an obligate carnivore is

bonus? lmao

#my art #cotl #i am looking into your soul with my huge autistic eyes. read this fic right now. blease #hksfdjghdfghldkfg im sorry it just fucking kills me that for the first 4ish chapters narinder is just. so nasty #like all the followers are like There He Is. The Leader's Favorite Guy. and its this filthy half-dead cat that hasnt bathed in 10+ years #like he has hardly eaten the entire time he's been mortal and he looks like absolute dogshit #and their unbeatable normally serene and gracious leadergod is hovering around his stinky ass like omg nari hiiiiii #its fucking hilarious to me. and also heartwrenching bc this fic does also get into how hard it is to be alive when uve never learned how #gonna draw the twins desperately bringing him soap later i just had so many things i wanted to draw for this

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lemongogo · 7 months ago

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#waiting for livraz 2 show up^#elendira #trigun maximum #trigun #lg doodles #mo but im like . going 2 complain for five secodns #but i hate working full time i hate it ive awkays hated it i will always hate it and when im dead ill still be hating on it #NOOO ENERGYY(‘!!!for anything . ever .#like ive given up on hobbies bc it feels soo fcking impossible to do anyrhing that isnt cooking dinner and then passing out 4 the night #miserable existence i want to claw my face off #the oast two yrs have been manageable in the sense that i alws had smt to look forward to #hyperfix or whagever. but these past 6 months r grey.DESOLATE‼️‼️‼️devoid of purpose #elendira outstretched hand lets take ibuprofen together #but its lexapro #anyways . ^__^!!~~ hope uve had a good day today #or did smt fun this week #bHELPPPP #walking 2 my car rn actually .. inagine the virgin walk guy thats like this > 🚶#metbh #being let out of my hamster cage . only to return 2morrow

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baksokon · 8 months ago

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my favorite flavor of vincent is when he look like this

#dead plate #vincent charbonneau #im making him look like that one guy in ratatouille but that was the intent so nice #dead plate vincent #studio investigrave

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ambiguouscarnivore · 8 months ago

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AUUGHHHHH i fucking love this game

#kieran duffy rdr2 #rdr2 fanart #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #RDR2 spoilers #Lia don't look #GUYS IM SO FR dude PLEAASSEEE play red dead two PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE #Kieran duffy #Red Dead Redemption #arthur morgan #dutch van der linde #idk if you can tell but im not that good at full art peices

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box-dwelling · 3 months ago

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I do think the first time Astarion sees wyll in like official royal clothes/general fancy clothes it fully breaks his brain for like 20 minutes. Because Wyll is hot anyway, and also he's obviously got the Knight in shining armour Prince aspect to him that asatrion is very normal about, but I think seeing him in the actual clothes for the first time it fully set in that that is his Boyfriend and he is the duke and he also looks like that. He would just not be able to comprehend it. Like what do you mean I actually pulled a fairytale Prince. He would blue screen

#astarion #wyll ravengard #wyll x astarion #bg3 #wyllstarion #“shadowheart i think im dying. i think this is killing me” “arent you already dead”#this is such a trope but its true and real and it happened #andnthis wouldn't work in the inverse because i genuinely think wyll looks at astarion like that all the time regardless #plus astarion is probably a lot more fashionable. like i do think wyll is a practicality and sentimentality over asthetics kinda guy

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galacticlamps · 5 months ago

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if i was edwin payne and a giant inter-dimensional ghost-eating mushroom was about to consume me and my bff of 30+ years on the same day i went out of my way to dress up nice because i literally just figured out i was deeply and completely in love with him and despite my 100+ years of edwardian-era repression i already decided i needed to share this information with him as soon as possible because we are indeed that close, and said best friend/love of my life decided to take his hand off the branch/root thing we were clinging to trying not to get swallowed just so he could put his hand over mine for comfort in what even the evil witch attempting to obliterate us felt the need to comment on for being a sweet final moment, i would simply pass away. again.

#dead boy detectives #edwin payne #charles rowland #the case of the creeping forest #charles was insane for this one i dont know how edwin didnt combust on the spot #the most unrealistic thing about edwin payne is NOT that he's a ghost who does magic & pulls everyone in town except his own life partner #it's that he ever appears onscreen again after episode 6 #total annihilation via mushroom was right there in front of him #and instead of offing himself he had the balls to look his crush in the eye again after THAT?#like i get the show has been very clear about the fact that the guy is especially resilient and such #it's a well-established and oft-returned-to plot point and all #but come ON #could never be me #HOW is his first line after getting out of that both sensible and slightly snide that boy does not deserve to be cool & collected already #im still not and it's been weeks since i saw it and it didnt even happen to me

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suntails · 10 months ago

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