#look at this os and tell me it isnt

[cynical-bonehead]

My 17 year old coworker is a menace and must be stopped

[deathdetermineslife]

I genuinely cannot stand you and your account. Every time I make a new account, you're always the in selfship tags filling it up with your terrible art and shitty posts. You are a waste of space and no one in this community likes you. Your f/o (who isnt YOUR f/o by the way, stop calling him that) doesn't love you, he definitely thinks you're annoying and wouldn't love you in any universe. I want you to know that I have an entire group of selfshippers I'm friends with that wish you'd do the world a favor and kill yourself, just so you know. It doesn't matter if you block me, by the way, because I can and will make new accounts to try to make you feel like shit. I pray to God every day you get in a terrible accident and die a slow and painful death. You mischaracterize "your" f/o (just a reminder, he doesn't love you and wishes you were dead!), you make the entire selfshipping community look stupid, and you're a sharer, too, which means you don't actually love any of your f/os anyways. You should get off of Tumblr. I'm serious, several of my friends are skilled hackers and will dox you. You don't deserve any of the merchandise you own, you don't deserve to be happy, really. And don't even try to tell me that since I'm a proshipper this goes against my "antiharassment values" or whatever I'm sure you'll try to say, every single proshipper I've spoken to thinks you're a hypocritical, disgusting, terrible individual that doesn't deserve the likes and attention you get. I seriously cannot believe anyone will a brain follows you. They probably do because antis don't have brains. They're retards that like throwing pedophile accusations at anyone that breathes. You all are some of the most idiotic and stupid people I've ever seen in my entire life. I cannot stand you. No one likes you, any mutual you think you have is secretly hoping you die, and trust me, a few people I know who follow you or at the very least have reblogged your things are secret proshippers! Isn't that terrible? I'm sure you think so. Because you think we're so bad, don't you? You think that all of us are rapists and evil people that deserve the death penalty. Every time someone reblogs the art you make and says "otp" and "I ship it", just know they're lying to you, they don't believe that, in fact, everyone's out to get you and no one likes you. And that server you own? Just know no one in there likes you. All of the friends you probably think you have? They don't like being around you. He doesn't love you, no one loves you, and if you have more f/os, they don't like you either. Your familial f/os want to disown you, your platonic f/os wish you weren't friends with them, and every single romantic f/o you THINK YOU HAVE does not LOVE YOU they DON'T LOVE YOU and they NEVER WILL. THEY DON'T LOVE YOU. Every person I have talked to you about agrees they wish you didn't exist they wish you never made an account they wish you never started posting to selfship Tumblr. You are lucky that your main blog isn't linked here because if it was, I would be sending asks there too so you'd have to delete your main blog too, and maybe then you wouldn't come back to Tumblr. The entire selfship community hates you and your lazy posts that a five-year-old could write up. In fact, just so you know, I regularly steal your posts and post them to the proselfship tag and they get more attention than your blog. Antis are the minority in fandom, no one likes antis. Not a single person likes them, you're all braindead children who have no morals or understanding of the world. This website would be better without you on it. I know you'll post this, and I know that there's probably going to be people in the replies telling you that they love you so much and that you're a good person and that "your" f/o loves you but he doesn't love you and he never will love you and you're absolutely fucking delusional if you think so. I fucking hate you. I'll continue to ban evade until I can push you off of this website. You can't get away from me and I will dox you.

uh oh someone let grandpa out of the nursing home again. also you sound like an evil supervillain. you expect me to take this seriously? this CANNOT be serious I'm giggling so fucking hard

anyways, heres all the art i have of me and korekiyo!

also bad news buddy, i dont have any familial or platonic f/os. womp womp. go back to algebra class, lil bro.

[everythingne]

log out! (akin to a pride verse) (ls2)

a collection of times reina posts on her .jpg account, and one time she accidentally forgets to log out of her main.

warnings/notes: mentioned drunkeness, jokes about sex, will i keep them a couple or just besties?? i dunno, stay tuned !

reitanaka.jpg made a new post! (private account)

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reitanaka.jpg: logan sushi weekend!!! (we are drunk on soju!!!)

maxverstappen: oh?

⤷ reitanaka.jpg: hehe •̀⩊•́

logansargeant: i need everyone to know that ribbon cut off the circulation to my finger

olliebearman: REINA MIYOKO TANAKA MATSUMOTO.

⤷ reitanaka.jpg: NO NONO OLLIE STOP IT STOP SHUT UP STIP TALKING SHUT THEFUCK UP

⤷ olliebearman; OHHHH PH MY GODDDD IM TELLING RENÉ

⤷ reitanaka.jpg: CRASH INTO A WALL. DNF AT UR HOME RACE. FUCK YOU.

liamlawson: oh ive been waiting for this

kimiantionelli: so when are we debriefing about this. bc i know you want ur ‘pre race debrief.’

⤷ reitanaka.jpg: UGH. monte carlo. find my room when u land ig

logansargeant: oh so suddenly i’m NOT ALLOWED to hang out with my bestie without it being seen as weird.

⤷ oscarpiastri: logan. u are shirtless in one of those photos.

⤷ logansargeant: I WAS HOT. WE DID CARDIO.

⤷ alexalbon: what kind of cardio?

⤷ reitanaka.jpg: this isnt very buddist of u alex.

⤷ oscarpiastri: rei shut up im w alex on this one.

⤷ reitanaka.jpg: im gonna block u both.

maxverstappen: i’m so intrigued.

⤷ reitanaka.jpg: max close ur eyes

danielricciardo: absolutely crying my eyes out over these comments

oscarpiastri: 'omg why does everyone think we're dating!!!" LOOK AT YOU.

⤷ reitanaka.jpg: @ lilyzneimer hes being meannn

⤷ lilyznemier: os knock it off

⤷ oscarpiastri: REI DONT USE MY GIRLFRIEND AGAINST ME??

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reitanaka.jpg: drunk and thinking ab the weekend i babysat p and vics kids and now im missing them. guys look at how cute they are. LUCA karting w ME??? sobbing.

oscarpiastri: just so everyone who is not here knows, she is literally drunk crying into her phone rn

⤷ reitanaka.jpg: oscar im gonna crashgate u

⤷ oscarpiastri: WOOAAAHH WOAHHHH WOAHHHH

⤷ logansargeant: SCREENSHOTTED.

⤷ reitanaka.jpg: i’m gonna send max after you both

⤷ maxverstappen: pls i’m gonna get fined

kellypiquet: penelope won’t stop talking about you. please come back to monaco soon she might lose it.

⤷ reitanaka.jpg: booking a flight rn

⤷ maxverstappen: reina i will fly u out

⤷ logansargeant: both of u pls she is trying to pack a bag while drunk as hell and my stomach hurts from laughing at her failing

⤷ reinatanaka.jpg: im gonna bite youloghan

⤷ logansargeant: please not again.

⤷ maxverstappen: AGAIN?

⤷ logansargeant: shes a biter when

⤷ maxverstappen: when?

⤷ logansargeant: no nevermind im realizing i should censor myself in front of u

⤷ oscarpiastri: logan stop talking.

maxverstappen: two days later and im still trying to figure out what logan means here.

⤷ reitanaka.jpg: yeah max i bite him. are u gonna judge me for that? muscles are fun to bite

⤷ maxverstappen: im judging you very harshly.

⤷ kellypiquet: no i do it too reina (we have discussed this at length)

⤷ maxverstappen: wait a fucking second.

⤷ kellypiquet: ive said too much. he has connected the dots. godspeed logan.

⤷ reitanaka.jpg: KELLY HOW COULD U DO THIS TO US

⤷ danielricciardo: oh max is just now realizing???

⤷ logansargeant: im never showing my face around red bull again

⤷ maxverstappen: logan.

⤷ logansargeant: nope !

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reitanaka.jpg: @ logansargeant stop playing ur stupid sim and ake jelloshots w me pookie <3

maxverstappen: i watched her pull all of these out of her camera roll.

⤷ maxverstappen: she also has many shirtless photos of him.

⤷ liamlawson: yeah ive seen logans camera roll

⤷ reitanaka: LIAM LAWSON SHUT THE FUCK UP.

⤷ maxverstappen: oh god.

felipedrugovich: did not need this on my TL !

⤷ theopourchaire: be blessed u werent on the phone w liam when she dropped this post

⤷ zackosullivan: LMAOOO PRAYERS FOR YOU

arthurleclerc: HELLO????? HELLOOOOO????

logansargeant: WHERE DO YOU FIND THESE????

⤷ reitanaka.jpg: my pookies on pinterest

lilymhe: ur so real for this babe (i need alex ones)

⤷ lilyzneimer: me too i can never find funny oscar posts :(

⤷ reitanaka.jpg: both of u give me ur pinterests i have albums saved for each driver i know

⤷ lilymhe: YESSSS

oscarpiastri: THIS IS THE MOST INCRIMINATING SHIT REINA

⤷ reitanaka.jpg: ignoring u for my mental health

kimiantionelli: the fourth one??? fourth one??

⤷ reitanaka.jpg: go away bitch

liamlawson: this is criminal. ur actually sick in the head.

⤷ logansargeant: help me

⤷ liamlawson: nah man u did this to urself.

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reitanaka.jpg: test ride (him or the car?)

oscarpiastri: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU GUYS ACTUALLY ARE INSANE

jakcrawford: NO SHOT

richardverschoor: is this a 'slay'

⤷ reitanaka.jpg: omg richie u did it &lt;3

maxverstappen: WOAH WHAT?

maxverstappen: REINA THE CAPTION?

⤷ reitanaka.jpg: MAX LOOK AWAY

⤷ maxverstappen: NO WHAT THE FUCK

⤷ danielricciardo: REINA RUN.

⤷ reitanaka.jpg: i cant. (i was serious about the caption)

⤷ danielricciardo: OH MY FUCKING GOD REINA

⤷ maxverstappen: REINA PLEASE THERE ARE THINGS WE DONT NEED TO KNOW

liamlawson: GO REI GO GO GO !!!!!!!!

olliebearman: REINAWHAT THE FUCK YOUDIDNT TELL ME THIS WAS HAPPENING??

⤷ kimiantionelli: imagine

⤷ olliebearman: @ reitanaka.jpg YOU TOLD HIM AND NOT ME?

⤷ reitanaka.jpg: this is for being a cunt yesterday

logansargeant: i apologize in advance to everyone. we are going to be unsufferable.

theopourchaire: GOD THESE COMMENTS

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reitanaka.jpg: this is my official soft launch even though i know u all know now

kellypiquet: penelope is sad she has to share u now

⤷ reitanaka.jpg: she always comes first

logansargeant: who is this tall fellow?

⤷ reitanaka.jpg: shut the fuck up

liamlawson: we KNOW

jakehughes: ur comments are a hard launch

alexalbon: I TOOK THE SECOND ONE!!!!

⤷ lilymhe: no the FUCK you did not. I DID.

⤷ alexalbon: IT WAS ON MY PHONE

⤷ lilymhe: I CLICKED THE BUTTON

⤷ reitanaka.jpg: ladies ur both beautiful stfu.

juanmcorrea: wait u guys weren't already dating??

theopourchaire: you dont even need to soft launch anything

olliebearman: notice how max is just. not here?

⤷ reitanaka.jpg: he lost priv account privileges bc he stole my kit kat

⤷ olliebearman: damn fair enough

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reitanaka.jpg: GUYYSSSIM SO IN LOVEWITH MY BOYFRIENF!!! P3 BABY GO MJAMIIII!!!!!! NIAMI!!! RAAAAHHHH

maxverstappen: rei where are you??

⤷ logansargeant: dw shes currently laying face first giggling into my chest, she keeps calling me pookie and idk what to do

⤷ maxverstappen: gl when she starts to cry bc she loves u

⤷ logansargeant: what.

⤷ logansargeant: MAX HELP???

⤷ maxverstappen: lol

theopourchaire: LOGAN P3 RAHHH

alexalbon: lily and rei are crying together this is rlly funny

liamlawson: omg pookie &lt;3

⤷ logansargeant: im kicking you in the balls next time i see you

⤷ liamlawson: not if i kick u first

oscarpiastri: most unserious hard launch ever reina

zackosullivan: why is he scared in the first one???

olliebearman: @ kimiantionelli u owe me

⤷ kimiantonelli: wtf.

richardverschoor: ofc reina posts the funny one first and the nice ones second

⤷ reitanaka.jpg: gorrakeep hisego smaller thsn his dick

⤷ richardverschoor: drink some water rei

⤷ reitanaka.jpg: SOHU 11111

danielricciardo: godspeed logan!

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reinamatsumoto: breaking news on the jpg account ! jealous logan takes hot and sexy girlfriend reina on impromptu beach trip after reporter flirts with her ! more after the race!

maxverstappen: REINA THIS IS YOUR MAIN ACCOUNT

oscarpiastri: OH MY GOD REINA

lilymhe: BABE THIS IS PUBLIC

maxverstappen: REINA

logansargeant: REINA

olliebearman: UH OH

kimiantionelli: IMSPRINTING THROUGH THE GARAGE!!!

landonorris: NOOOO REINA!!!!!!

logansargeant: REINA NO

logansargeant: REINA DELETE THIS

carlossainz: oh hello logan!

charlesleclerc: @ arthurleclerc ??????

⤷ arthurleclerc: ur not on the jpg. u dont get it.

⤷ charlesleclerc: what the fuck i want jpg privileges.

kellypiquet: good luck prema and williams PR (do not hire me to help)

premaracing: UH. SO??? @ williamsracing

⤷ williamsracing: OH. HEYYYY??? (we are sprinting to find logan)

⤷ logansargeant: I DONT HAVE HER LOGIN WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO???

⤷ premaracing: OH MY GOD I HAVE HER LOG IN

⤷ logansargeant: PREMA ADMIN GO GO GO GO

theopourchaire: @ logansargeant LOGAN DO SOMETHING???

⤷ logansargeant: SHES IN LONDON. IM IN FUCKING VEGAS.

danielricciardo: OH MY GOD IM LOSING IT

gerihorner: well this is new! congrats!

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reinamatsumoto: the williams double date y'all have been waiting for (and totally my hard launch of logan what are u guys talking about?)

tagged: logansargeant, lilymhe, alexalbon

user has limited comments on this post!

gerihorner: so cute rei &lt;3!!!

user1: yes reina this is the only post you have made.

user2: MY PARENTS!!!!

williamsracing: we love our healthy couples! (this is the only post you have made about logan.)

hanatanaka: [glad you're happy !!]

liamlawson: logan has escaped jpg jail (i did not)

⤷ reinamatsumoto: LIAM.

⤷ logansargeant: imagine not making it to the main account

⤷ reinamatsumoto: LOGAN.

⤷ user4: OH MY GOD?

user3: does he have the red bull seal of approval?

⤷ redbullracing: begrudgingly.

logansargeant: love u

⤷ reinamatsumoto: love u too pookie

⤷ logansargeant: STOP WITH POOKIE.

maxverstappen: surprised i dont see more shirtless logan w how many pics of him u have in ur camera roll

⤷ reinamatsumoto: MAX EMILIAN VERSTAPPEN SHUT THE FUCK UP

⤷ user5: MAX CALLING HER OUT!!!!!!

arthurleclerc: ive been WAITING.

olliebearman: oh finally ur public (it has been several months.)

oscarpiastri: wheres OUR double date?? @ logansargeant

⤷ logansargeant: BRING LILY TO LONDON!!!

⤷ lilyzneimer: yeah osc wtf??

⤷ reinamatsumoto: GET HIS ASS LILY!!!

[skelpiescool]

ok so vent kinda tw suicide, sh, ed, dysphoria, parental issues

i sent this text to my parents Ok so serious text, I need a chest binder. I have looked at health things about them and the only thing they do (assuming you have the right size) is make the chest saggy in the future, and if I regret the desision, thats why push up bras exist. I have looked into different brands and found that spectrumoutfitters.us has good and safe binders. I would not wear it for more than 5 hours, as it is unsafe, and would tell yoy if it is too small. I would take it off and put it on safely. The ones from that store are ~40 USD, so a good price

and my mum immidieatly said no and that "i am pushing it" and that "I dont need it".

wait till those fucks see me go no contact and have a bad relationship so they blame it kn the anxiety

also motherfuckers "i dont need it"? it would help my mental health enourmasly. this is why i havent come out to you. you would be liek "ok" and not give a fuck.

how many times have i called a hotline because i wanted to fucking kill myself because this isnt my body? how many hotlines have i called because i wanted to carve off my skin? exactly.

how many times have i thiught that i need to lose weight os i odnt eat for a day or 2

hoe many times have you told me that i have a hunchback

your pussies for thinking that that would "mutilate your body"

your just fucking dickheads who are insecure about the fact yhat i am not a cisallo white laccrosse playing cheerleading popular stanley owning bitch.

i was never your daughter and never will be

i hope you learn that you are the cause for all of this

i hope that when i dont come to thanksgiving dinner and sistance myself from you you think "maybe i did that"

i hope you remember how youve treated me

your all pussies

[fastofthekillones]

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I'm just going to pin this post and use it to find weird tags that I have inexplicably written on something, mostly for my own gratification, but if any of you wonderful weirdos wanna look, feel free

[obscureother]

debating how to reveal a secret f/o. whadyou guys think?

This poll is for the secret f/o, ✈!!

✈ has been posted about a bit, i kept him secret for a while because i wasnt sure if he was becoming an official f/o for me or not but he is as of June 8, 2024. So, I thought I'd like to reveal him on the blog so i can post about him like a loser, no fear, but im a little tentative for no reason out of nervousness and also i dont know how to reveal this one! So im getting myself involved by asking you guys how you would like to see the f/o revealed.

there's the options below:

i could do a photo dump of him with a brief intro for him somewhere. gifs or smth like "yo so this is my man, womp womp. look at him :)"

ive also got a thing ive done that as of now is called "f/o files"/profiles for my f/o. they've been in my drafts for a while, im not sure if theyre ready yet, but they include several f/os ive already posted and i have one prepared for him. i could reveal him through that. . they include other information of them as f/os, not just as their canon character/lore. things that only my f/o has/is/does, if you will. the bond or info of them. the f/o version of them.

i do have some drawings of him from last night, AND a sona for the account im working on. the sona is a wip because im altering them from the actual s/i or sonas i normally use, and my ipad i forgot at my FRIEND'S HOUSE 👹😭😩😔 with all my drawings of them so far, so i dont know when ill get that out and it would likely take the longest to reveal him but could also come with the sona if there's any interest in that. they represent myself for the account, not a s/i person, per se. like a. . mascot, kinda, i guess. just a visual for literal me who pretends they exist and hosts the tumblr, not like my oc s/is. im too nervous to reveal my s/i where people could recognize me lolol.

or i could do the ones i did without the sona, just the little guy ive absorbed into my heart forever. i might draw some extras in that case. it would also have a couple photos of him just so you recognize him because you might not from my sketches lmao.

or we could go no, all of those are bad, do something else idiot. (you could comment ideas/reblog them, or something. tell me how you revealed any f/os if you want too, i like story time <: )

or dont reveal the f/o if you guys prefer him be secret so there's one less f/o to have to see on your dashboard lmao. i may or may not listen tho. i really wanna blurt about ✈. so jk, thats a useless option. youve wasted your vote, citizen. now CHOOSE.

[sugar-omi]

STOPPPP OMG ILYT 🥺💞 i was so close to breaking that rule for him tho. only for him...he just looked so sweet and gorgeous and the way i was WANTINGGGGGG. i am not beating the yearnergirl allegations...

IM LITERALLY SCALING THE WALLS. SPIDERWOMAN WITH THE SHITS. YOU BEST BELIEVE THE SECOND I GET THE CHANCE TO WED 'N BED HIM I'M BOUTTA DO SPLITS ON IT. JUMPING JACKS, EVEN.

I WAS LITERALLY . OH MY GOD OKAY SO WHEN I BLUSH SUPER HARD IT GOES UP TO MY EARS AND ACROSS MY NOSE. AND I KNOW DAMN WELL HE WAS SEEING THAT IN FULL VIEW TOO OH MYGODDDDDD ENDING IT ALL ENDING IT ALL WALKING ONTO THE RAILROAD TRACKS RN. IM SO EMBARRASSED GAAAAWD

im gonna beam your consciousness into the kuromi pin that kicked everything off a la astral projection. that way you will always be there in spirit to watch me go googoo gaga over cute boy...

HELPMEMMEMEMEEE I WAS LUCKY ENOUGH TO BE AN EXTROVERT...BEING SOCIABLE AND QUICK WIT IT IS IN MY BLOOD...MY GENES EVEN...don't get it twisted tho i was literally shitting myself trying to come up with those one liners before he could notice i was overthinking HELPME

on a more recent note, he's been texting me since 7am (he has early classes + the evening shift today so no hangout unfortunately :(( but he promised to text me throughout the day whenever he could EEEEEEEE) and he suddenly asked me what perfume i wear. i tell him i use this one body mist and he sends an ok, AND THIRTY MINUTES LATER I GET SENT A VIDEO OF HIS HAND SPRAYING A BRAND NEW FRESH-OUT-THE-BAG BOTTLE OF THE BODY MIST I USE AROUND HIS CAR??? FOLLOWED BY "that way i don't have to forget last night :))"????? HELLO????????? AM I INSANE. IS THIS A MOVE. IS TH

JUMPING JACKS. PLEASE. LET ME BREATHE

also omg yes. I will happily possess your kuromi pin so I can watch love unfold ✨️ IT'LL BE LIKE THOSE MANHWA'S WHERE THE OBJECT IS ACTUALLY A GOD FORCING THE FL AND ML TOGETHER BUT THE GOD IS JUST KUROMI... wow so powerful

HELPAJAB IM A WHEEZONG. SFOHHTING FOR MY LIFE. FUFK DO YOU MEAN HE BOUGHT YOUR BODY MIST N JUST SPRAYED OT AROUND HIS CAR????? LITERALLY JUST ASK YOU TO MARRY HIM WHAT THE FUCK

THIS IS A MOVE. THOS OS A BIG MOVE WHAT THE FUCK

WHY CANT I TYPE. THIS ISNT EVEN HAPPENING TO ME. I WOULD BE ON THE FLOOR???? ID COLLAPSE IN THE MIDDLE KF THR STREET SEEING THAT. WHAT THE HELLL

omg you have to share your luck with me, bless me queen of attracting yearning men. 😔🙏🙏🙏🙏

BUT DW ABOUT THE BLUSHING. I KNOW IT HAD HIM CLAWING THE WALLS LIKE AN ANIMAL BC MY EX/BFF BLUSHED A LOT WHEN I SAID SHIT AND I WAS LIKE A FERAL BEAST IN A PADDED ROOM. ITS SO CUTE. SO GOOD. SO..SO....

ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY SAY SHIT BACK EVE. THOUGH THEURE BLUSHING TO THEIR TOES. LIKE. OH YOURE FLUSTERED BUT YOURE NOT SHY ,THATS 😳😳😳😳 YKNOW???

also. must add on. THAT BUYING YOUR SCENT MOVE IS SO CUTEEE PARTICALLY BC "aww you love my smell" and "omfg that's so hot that you went out of your way to buy my scent *insert linger demonic ramble about how hot that is. at least to me istg*" BUT ALSO. "aww, youre (kinda) trying to one up me by flustering me by buying my scent but I saw how you stuttered and blushed n twiddle your thumbs boy!!!! you are obsessed!!!!"

sigh. please. this is so cute. n so good. n so hot. n so sweet.

istg if that happened to me.... all imma say is, niagara Falls. 👐👐

[irlbkgs]

💖🎃🧸 for the ask game? with any f/os you wanna talk about !! :]

💖 - what's the nicest compliment they've ever given you? what's the nicest compliment you've ever given them?

adrian: sooo he kind of word vomits all the time which means a lot of his compliments are just like. jumbles of words that don't really make sense. that being said because he does word vomit a lot and he's naturally very affectionate that means there's like. no end to the compliments even if they're really simple or dumb. i think probably the nicest compliment he's given me was probably saying for how often i act stupid im actually not and he appreciates that at least at times i can help him with things he has little to no experience with. even if he's older he's still got things he knows nothing about.

as for nicest compliment ive given him its really hard to say because im not much of the type to compliment, it either makes me feel really shy or like i dont know if the words im using are right so i just Dont. but i def try more with my partners bc ik its unfair to never compliment them, especially in adrian's case bc he does it all the time. i try to give him little ones just on his appearance and stuff but i think the one he probably appreciated most was just me telling him he's fucking fantastic at dnd. like dming or playing a character, he's great at roleplaying and voices and coming up with things to move the plot along and memorizing actions and spells etc etc. im fucking dogshit at all of it so its like watching the grandmaster of nerd shit do his thing and not break a sweat. very cute but also very impressive.

daryl: now for daryl, we're both on the same page with compliments. he doesn't know how to choose the right words and he isnt very good with emotional stuff so his compliments mostly consist of "you look pretty" if i dress up or "good job" whenever that's applicable. one of the compliments that he's given me that rly stuck out tho was literally just him appreciating me being patient with him bc i wouldn't consider myself a patient person in general but when it comes to emotional stuff i try to give him as much grace as possible bc i also want some myself. we're both super stunted in that department so i try to be lenient lol

nicest compliment ive given him is probably in a similar vein, ive thanked him at least a couple times for taking care of me bc he really doesnt have to but its something that really feels special to me bc i cant remember the last time ive had somebody actually do that for me. actions speak louder than words for me as well so simple shit like letting me get extra rest, cooking and cleaning up make me just as happy as a compliment.

🎃 - have you guys ever carved pumpkins together? do you visit a pumpkin patch, or buy one from the store? or maybe you grew it? what would your pumpkins look like?

adding billy to this one bc its halloween stuff lul

billy: obviously he's a big halloween guy but funnily enough i wasnt allowed to celebrate halloween growing up for religious reasons so stuff like carving pumpkins feels special but also very tedious to me bc there's zero nostalgia and i dont think billy would care much for that specific tradition either. i might drag him out to the patch to pick out some pumpkins for decoration but carving isnt likely to happen. apple picking however...he complains but he helps bc if he doesnt he gets no pie :>

if we did carve, his design would be way more detailed and better looking than mine. itd be like contest worthy. id just do one of those store bought designs and somehow butcher it anyways.

adrian: he is big on carving pumpkins!! but bad at it!! just as bad as me so its a lot of throwing guts at each other and then ruining our pumpkins so bad we cant even display them. we'd roast the seeds for a snack tho :3

daryl: we would not be doing allat but we would (if we could) watch some movies. im thinking alexandria era us would involve a lot of picking up any movies we find on runs and just watching anything we have, even if it has nothing to do with halloween. if we did have halloween movies, daryl would fucking haaaate my picks but deal with it bc he looooves me and id hate his too so its okay. he's def more of a serious horror fan whereas i like horror comedy.

🧸 - it's valentine's day! what stereotypical valentine's day gift does your f/o give you? a box of chocolates, perhaps a stuffed animal?

billy: at best, jewelry, maybe some plain little silver chain with his initial (possessive much?) but besides that i think he wouldn't go with a classic gift. he'd get movies, merch, knives, but roses? stuffies? god no. and i don't even like chocolate so that's def out of the question.

adrian: flowers for sureeee and possibly a stuffie if he was feeling extra. he'd get flowers with my favorite colors (pink and green) but he'd make sure they didn't mean anything bad before he got em bc he's slightly superstitious. stuffie would be of the hello kitty or skelanimals variety.

daryl: also probably wouldn't do a classic gift, but is again partial to jewelry. it would be nothing fancy, just a bracelet, but it would be handmade which would make it way more special. he'd get help from carol who probably learned to do stuff like that with sofia.

[grrsweet]

So I'm watching the 2014 tmnt bayverse movie for the first time rn and DJDJDHNDHDHEHFBDUDHDEJEHSBNDSHHDHDHDHXUEJEHEHD

TGE SACK GUY OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS IS CALLING THEM BOX TURTLES WHEN THEY ARE CLEARLY SHOWN TO BE RED EARD SLIDERS FJDJBDBDBDHDHDHDNDHDHDHDHDHSNWJEUFNFUDUDBRHDBEUDYEHSHEHDHH

LIKE, SACK GUY OS A LITERAL SCIENTIST AND HE CANT EVEN TELL WHAT SPECIES HIS TURTLE EXPERIMENTS ARE

THIS IS A BOX TIRTLE

AND THIS IS A RED EARD SLIDER

THEY LOOK VERRRRY DIFFRENT FROM EACHOTHER

THIS IS BABY, PRE-MUTATION, RAPH FROM THE BAYVERSE MOVIE AND YOU KNOW WHAT?????? that sure as FUCK LOOKS LIKE A RED EARD SLIDER TO ME

DUMBASS BAD GUY SCIENTEST CANT EVEN GET HIS TURTLE SPECIES RIGHT ISNT HE SUPPOSESD TO BE SMART

[meattruck]

Okay I'm this close 🤏 to downgrading this pc I'm borrowing to windows 10(more like an upgrade cough cough (well i mean like i hear the new update is coming out looks good but who knows) also dw she doeant need a specific os) OOORRR use hiren to make a new ISO thats like actually done on my computer????(now that im saying that outloud that sounds stupid cuz the software isnt like my copy of windows i guess.... okay scrapping that idea) OOORR THE DUMBEST IDEA POSSIBLY BUT HEAR ME OUT i clone my HDD to the SDD yes the corrupted system cough AND YHEN i do a reset instead of an clean install and uuummmm hope that works cuz every1 is saying its my HDD thats the problem so what if the corruption was on a brand spanking new drive? 😀

Every1 keeps telling me to give up but my fighting spirit just can't do that... I learned tho! If I'm gonna fuck around I might aswell just do it on the new drive and not tamper anymore w my old one ToT like ik I'm wasting TBW but my meantroll ewllyness hehe also I am at my limit rn I just miss her my baby girl

[worst-case-scenario-im-a-god]

I'm here to take what's mine

Can i request BEN Nsfw please? I've been searching for good content of him lately, but i cant find ANYTHING that can satisfy me😩

But I believe in you, give me the best you have!

For ease of writing im just gonna go with the main BEN thats in my series, whos also referred to as Benil (bay-nee-ahl, but you can just say beh-neel since his name isnt exactly in a language that exists irl lol)

His behavior depends on who hes with. He doesnt really get S/Os in the usual sense. He is not anything like the usual canon or fanon of BEN.

He has a completely different concept of relationships and sex. Hes horrendously hypersexual due to just how desperately he pleasure seeks. He spent most of his life as a non physical entity made of stardust and celestial debris lol

When he gets his "First Face" hes finally able to feel and experience sensations, and the person whos appearance he takes also helps him learn about all these new sensations, which makes him super addicted to pleasure and pain as well. He obsessively seeks it out nonstop.

In TATA, there is a concept of soulmates, wont get too into it here, but with his "kolivera" as they are called he is. A pathetic little bitch. A whiny baby slut that just wants nothing more to be at the feet of his "singers"

With just about anyone else, hes kinda uncaring. He seeks his own pleasure, not really the other person's and he has a severely skewed sense of consent. He often ignores it at that, due to just. Genuinely not understanding the concept of it in the scenario of sex and stuff like that. He cant comprehend that someone WOULDNT want to feel what hes trying to do and thinks people are stupid or lying if theyre telling him no. So, be careful lol.

He's not one for relationships. He'll form them but for him theyre meaningless if they arent his "kolivera." Hell abandon them for one of those without any care or thought, it causes severe issues between him and the TATA mc, because he does make her his mate at one point.

All he cares about is seeking feeling. He'll stalk, kidnap and coerce whoever he wishes if he wants them for any reason. All he wants is to be the center of attention and fuck all the time lol

may add more so be on the look out, you can also request the other BENs of mine too if u want

[sirswooshnoodles]

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#as a jeweler: DEAR GOD WHAT HAVE THEY DONE #if thats actual garnet. why would you do that to it #if it isnt: ill kill you for lying #but from the photos alone: that isnt silver

#thats some mystery metal shit that you dont want touching your skin because why does it look like its rusting

#when silver us dirty even from soldering it doesnt ever look luke that

#AND ANOTHER THING! that prong setting? not even fully closed half those prongs are barely touching that stone that shits gonna be wiggling-

#and wobling scratching up that stone and being a nusiance to keep clean PLUS its gonna get caught on everything

#ALSO from the look of the stones in all of them #theyve been touched woth heat and are damaged. dont buy damaged stones theyre gonna break eventually

#but anyway those almost def arwnt garnet. from the look of the other settings id say a shitty quality cubic zirc because those are - #settings you can only do by casting (or gluing them in like costume jewelery)

#whoch makes me wonder what castong house would stoop That

Low

#all the canadian ones wont even take ur order without proof of professional trainin

#okay im done i gotta go to work

#sorry laz im back #THE VISIBLE SOLDERI G GOD

#i would have been ripped to shreds o the solder job alone if i tried to present that as even a first attempt at a prong setting

#WHY DIDNT THEY CLEAN THE FUCKING SOLDER BLOBS

#its kne thing if ur setting is fucked but to be visibly VISIBLY a shitty rush job with no clean up work #come ON PEOPLE

#this os all im going to think about for the next 7 hours of my shift i

‹now it

#its. so poorly made

#like they went throigh the effort of goving a fairly decent effort in the photography. AS IF THE WOULD HELP THE SLAPPED TOGETHER BULLSHIT

#im just #im astounded

#if this was practice work i wouldnt bat an eye

#BUT THATS THE FUCKING FINISHED PRODUCT #THATS WHAT THEYRE SELLING

#i would be too ashamed of the piss poor craftsmanship to even consider selli g that with my name attatched #im just. im just. why are they so dirty

#did you not even try to clean them nameless etsy seller????

#you can see the spots where they filed and sanded. but they didnt bother to clean anything. why is it so crusty

#they could be just ok. but there is ZERO finishing work done #like they skipped the most intensive part of the process #you cant just skip finishing work man

#like even if you dont polish them you dont have to polish them #but you need to clean. you need to tske off the solder blobs and you need to clean whatever scum is stuck to your metal

#laz tell me one thing what kind of metal are they advertising this as i need to know

#prev. the metal on all listings is Sterling Silver

#STERLING????? I THINK THE FUCK NOT

#first off. thats too dark to be sterling. SECOND. STERLING AT NO POINT STARTS TO LOOK LIKE THAT NO MATTER HOW DIRTY #it looks also like those have never NEVER seen a pickle pot let alone some soap and water

#sterling at no point becomes slightly yellow

#not even nickle silver (a common alloy people try to pass off as sterling) looks like that after soldering and nickle silver looks gnarly-#before you pickle it and do your finishing on it. like thats not even nickle??? unnamed etsy seller i have questions

#like. are they intentionally and willfully decieving people? or were they lied to by a supplier and dont have the training to know that??

#Also. the second to last ring. baby girl why is the metal itsself cracked. who hurt you

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I believe all these tags are from the same person but who isn’t shown so I’m not 100% sure.

Note: typos in the tags are from the photos I didn’t feel like fixing them

kinda obsessed with these, clearly beginner, rings on Etsy being marketed as garnet when i'd bet money that they are glass

the metal work is. certainly better than what i've ever made, so i don't want to speak to harshly. but uh. um.

[the-grand-av3]

VHS TAPES !

Im such a slut for VHS tapes i have to say it

Oh are those dead HUMAN bodies?

Welcome back yellow droid

Potentially J i forgot what happened to her

HUMAN?

Oh

Hi n

This is spooky

Night at the museum fr

Oh!

THEY MOVE?

Enter the spooky basement lmfao

LMFAO HE JUST LEFT I LOVE YOU N

FINALLY SOMEONE WITH SOME COMMON SENSE 🙏🙏🙏

Solver

GLADOS HI GLADOS

AWH SHES A DROID

Where are we in the timeline wtf

BASEMENT NOW STOP IGNORING ME LMAOAOA

Wait i kinda love them

Theyre kinda cute

HUMAN

HUMAN

Woah

AUSTRALIAN

AUSTRALIAN

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OICOI OO

TESSAS AUSTRALIAN

WHEN U ABOUT 2 FREAKING DIE SPEAK ALOUD ID. DARKXWOLF17

My roblox user in 2013

HI TESSA :333

So is tessa some sort of daughter

IS SHE NOT AUSTRALIA

OH SHE IS

YIPEEEEE

☝️errr

NO N

YOU DUMB WHORE

Ouch

Oh

Wow this series fw me a lot

OH!

NOOO

BIRD

Woah 😨 nvm

Oh lord

AHA

OH THAT CYN?

So cyn's the one possessing uzi rn?

Oh!

GLADOS GLADOS

Memories okay

SO THE BIRD IS UZI

Makes sense honestly i could tell from darkxwolf17

Oh!

Fucking hate the dad so idrc

Uhm is eberyone dead

OH!

That looks a bit spooky

Glados this isnt you ☹️🙏

Error 606

Hmmm i COULD google it

Removal of one or more core OS strings

Kewl

BASEMENT!

Wait her name is jay? I thought it was J like everyone else

SHE SHIT OUT AN EGG

Alright expositoon

[gayspock]

ok ep 2. i looked into it more and im confused cuz again like... i swear ive seen no advertising for any of this? it looks like it dropped in aus in NOVEMBER. now its dropped in the uk all in one go.... this past week?? and it apparently drops in the us all in one next month. so im like confused as fuck as to why they would release something like that

one thing i will say is theyre insanely good with the casting still arent they

another thing what was i to say

oh im sorry im watching this and every time i think to myself hmmm i wonder where cosima or sarah or hel- i cut myself off and i think about tatiana maslany in godawful cgi

this kid (jules as the episode title would lead me to believe) is soooo fun i love the hair

WHY THE FUCK IS FELIX HERE

FELIX ARENT YOU MEANT TO BE DEADBY NOW

HOW OLD ARE YOU SIR

HOW OLD IS KIRA

GOOGLE SAYS SHES 47 NOW AND SO FELIX IS LIKE WHAT. GRANDPAAAA GO TO BEDDDDDD

HELP

HWELP

CRAIG CAN YOU JUST BE CHILL FOR FUCKING ONCE AND HELP US TORTURE THIS 16 YEAR OLD

FELIX WHAT IS THIS FUCKING VIBE YOU'RE PUTTING DOWN RIGHT NOW WHATS HAPPENED WHERES YOU GRITTINESS HELP I FEEL LIKE IM GOING INSANE

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN SHES WORKING AT A SHELTER

I SORT OF DONT AGREE WITH THAT OUTCOME FOR SARAH NOT TO BE A DICKHEAD I feel like its like.... squints.how do i fucking describe this. it does not feel like her to me and it feels likeughghh the word escapes me you know what i mean

can this dialogue be any

felix drag her

YOU TOOK HER TO HOME DEPOT. CLASSIC.

i love how lucy is a cunt. i do like that about her i will admit.

We were made in a printer.

NOW who the fuck is He.

sorry also to backtrack a bit im bewilderedand unsure how i feel about them bringing in the old guard at all because hello like look i said what i said i dont want them to have a show called orphan black echoes with like no reason for it to actually be related to orphan black but also what the fuck

if harry potter is still culturally relevant in 2052 i swear to god

come on charlie girl. its gonna be ok. everyone shoots someone in the head once.

beck from victorious i need you to be all in on this ok

so who the fuck is thissssssssss

SO FUCKING WHAT? SO WHAT? LUCY IS NOT ALLOWED TO KIDNAP KIDS? WHY NOT? LOSERS.

JULESSSSS YOU SLAYEDDD THEREEEE YOU SLAYEDDD I WONT EVEN LIEEEEEEEE HELP TOILET SHANKKK

he is kind of so funny . i love you beck from victorious.

im also ok going back to like this relating to people from before like... this charcterisation os kira feels so odd

"lord this place is like neolution without the tails" wow did you get that guys ! a callback

AND YET SOMEHOW LIKE I THINK THE CLUBS FROM LAST TIME WERE SO MUCH MORE REAL THAN WHATEVER THAT IS

james youre tickling me

CHRIST WHATS GOING ON HERE

SORRY I THINK ITS SO FUCKING CORNY WHEN THEY TRY TO LIKE DO FUTURE THINGS DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN THE FUCKING FULL SIZED MIRROR TIKTOK LIVE IS INSANE.

this fucking acting and general fucking reaction is also crazy to me wes im sorry youre adorable but please

JULES YOUREEEEE SO FUNNYYYYYY

FUCK LUCY CAN WE STAY WITH JULES

okay theres just something so off putting about felxi im like help me what is going on

also i feel like kira is like sending me so much i feel like this happens all the time when kids who initially .... no offence.... lacked a lot of character ... now have to be an adult version cuz what are you going off. i dont know who this woman is but she isnt kira to me because who the fuck was kira in the first place but a kid that said ominous stuff and was a plot device for most of the show

also i think theres again something so insanely off i cant tell what it is. i think its still in that space of being so stupid high budget fo rwhat it is and yet itr feels so weird looking. the whole futuristic thing is strange to look at. like this being orphan black which ootherwise like. sci fi but still very grounded. it feels weird to now go to this

and i feel like i'd have preferred a smaller timejump. if they prove me wrong with that then fine but thus far i dont see the benefit of it being in 2052. i'd have preferred them to go less crazy with the like aesthetics cuz theyre just kinda weird and take away from everything for me.

and again i dont like the general approach to all of this. i think they needed to start slower and build stuff up more over time . everything here with jack for example like... i would have preferred if we sat with lucy and lucy alone and we didnt keep cutting to kira . like let us build this up and have it be one long continuous thing and maybe hold out this reveal a little longer. this feels like its rushing. and again the strongest part of orphan black, to me, before was like the slow build of increasingly complex fucking dire situations and being able to layer that shit

hi lucas

kira being a shit mam is so funny to me

FELIX'S ENTIRE PERFORMANCE STILL FEELS SO FUCKINH INSANE TO ME. cuz i get what youre going for but the delivery is jsut so fucking choked by the actor trying to keep it up. i swear he was not that stilted before even when he WAS putting something on. like is it trying to mask his voice age as well or something?

jules is so much more compelling to me again i think it is cuz her storyline IS the slowburn one here . and also shes got all the things i mentioned kind of lack with Lucy

like sorry i hate it when theyre like "haha. she's so spunky." (the actual chatracters are telling us this to the camera) like ok i get it i literally could have GOTTEN that watching

AND AGAIN WHY IS EVERYONE ... i dont know it feels like the exposition in the dialogue is crazy. like theyre shoehorning stuff in. you dont have to have them say everything so literallly and explicitly . help

KIRA PUT THE CYOKEEE DOWNNNNNNNN

ok im pausing for tonight hang on

[obscureother]

we call him "barry" here, sir.

every once in a while i have the courage to go "this is my blog, i can post whatever i want whenever i want and everyone's dashboards can just deal with it. thats why i have tags for my f/os and my goofy f/o stuff." this is one of those times. so completely unprompted, this is my post to tell you that i gave my poor little lore-less f/o a name because the one in the credits is given to him as a nickname by the guy who beats him up dsfsd-

. 🌑 .

too many times have i been writing drafts that i almost type "barry" instead of "smiley." so im tired of trying to not have to correct it every time because its too natural for me now, ive had him living rent free (like he could even afford rent-) in my brain for like, 2 or so years now.

so for those of you who dont know smiley, you go "who tf is smiley?" and i tell you, "he's this guy from ford fairlane heehoo <33"

those of you who dont know barry, you go, "who tf is barry?" and i tell you, "you do know him. he is also this guy from ford fairlane heehoo <33"

because i have to give my f/o so much lore and headcanons that his name is Barton and i call him barry for short, so when you ask "who tf is barry" or "who tf is smiley" youre asking the same question twice and you dont even realize it.

do you know how hard it is to correct him every time when i talk to people?? orhghfkdghfg- maybe thats the only good thing about him being a very unnoticed character tho, i dont have very many people who know who smiley is to begin with, so he doesnt get brought up too often. .

. . but that also makes me sad because i love him. . 😔

. 🌑 .

i dont know if this one is as relevant, because i could be fine, but i know im not good with accents. Whatever accent he was supposed to have, the closest i could find to it was cockney so if he's technically not cockney, he sounded like it to me, so he's also called my cockney criminal and that's going to be how he talks to me forever. tell me "nah, its a BURMING'AM ACCENT-" or "no its NEW YORK IDIOT-" bro idk accents, he sounded closest to cockney when i looked it up so thats what the f/o version of him is. maybe im right tho, idk, maybe YOURE the dumb one. Either way, if you tell me f/o barry isnt cockney, then youre definitely the dumb one. robert englund himself could tell me he was supposed to sound jamaican. that's cool for the movie robbie, but he's cockney to me. he's the cockney criminal f/o.

[novieight]

listing the plushies i have with me and why theyre my f/os to make myself feel a bit better

starting with callie; ive had her longest, i got her just about a week and a half after getting into the splatoon fandom (i got into splatoon a day before splatoon 3 release, getting the game itself a week later). shes super energetic, but cares for everyone around her and knows when to turn it down a notch. shes also really cute and her aesthetic of pink is visually pleasing. her voice is a huge comfort for me, it reminds me of my old friends and just makes me feel safe. i see her as a lover, of course.

next is pearl. i got pearl yesterday for christmas, but ive been wanting her for a few months. i love her sassiness, and how she seems almost protective in that sense. she seems like the type to use that sassiness to stand up for loved ones. she (along with marina) seem very motherly in my eyes. i love her confidence, she probably reminds her friends and family to love themselves and never let anyone knock them down. shes definitely a mother to me.

up next we have marie. i also got her yesterday. marie's been through a lot(i.e temporarily losing her cousin, still having to take care of her idol career, and having had to help save the world in multiple manners), putting it simply. because of this shes a very understanding person, and would always let whoever vent to her. she would comfort them with hugs and holding their hand, essentially whatever would make them feel loved and cared for. shes like an older sister to me.

next is riddle (riddle rosehearts). yet another plush i got yesterday. riddle has a background very similar to me; being pressured to do exactly what his parents say in fear of even worse pain to come. and because of that he's a perfectionist, and is obsessed with looking good to others despite constantly breaking down inside. he knows my pain; he knows anxieties, troubles, fears. we're very close because of this. he's my best friend who i may or may not have a crush on.

finally we have idia, also got him yesterday. idia has EXTREME anxieties, especially social anxiety. he almost NEVER leaves his room in fear of others judging him. but there are times he can be pretty talkative, most finding it strange how he can go from silent to being one of the loudest in the room. he's also got plenty of hyperfixations he contributes to in his daily life. but when hes not talking about something he loves or isnt doing something to distract himself, he can even go nonverbal and not say anything at all. sometimes he uses his tablet to communicate clearer, like how sometimes i simply write my friends notes or will text them on discord despite them sitting right next to me. idia is an older brother to me.

yeah i feel a little better now that i got to explain stuff about my plushies, and yes i did get these specific character plushies because theyre my f/os. along with my new riddle plush i got a riddle pin and a riddle nendoroid (if you cant tell i absolutely love riddle). and then of course ive got my callie and pearl plushies AND amiibos. im gonna go keep listening to music now, gonna tag this under my vent tag in case it upsets anyone in any way.