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fastofthekillones · 1 year ago

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I'm just going to pin this post and use it to find weird tags that I have inexplicably written on something, mostly for my own gratification, but if any of you wonderful weirdos wanna look, feel free

#its just eds smile as os starts scheming #ed just steaming in the corner like 'hes a _slut_; i fell in love with a _slut_'#he wants to be jimmy price)#im on the floor at 'fibber claims blah blah blah blah whatever'#prev tags yes let chris have chemistry with the literal snarky pretty one #prev tags its chris pine he was always gonna be a tart #a couple of my friends butcher my name to be funny; especially my surname because it basically comes out as 'tits'#i havent actually read that one yet but i keep reblogging it anyway #though i have been told by an uninformed friend of mine that using my heat pack will kill me because it will clot the blood #technically im disabled but if im not during or post a seizure you cant tell #bitch if youd accepted what i typed it would! dont pin your mistakes on me!#if you dont bother them they generally wont bother you #and i find it very sweet; though their parents usually dont #i was probably eleven or so consciously #but i was also chronically bullied by older kids so early that i was used to being alone #i was awful at both #its very funny because im a deaf bitch so those screaming machines dont work on me and it pisses people off #mostly because it didnt require a listening exam because my hoh ass is bad at those #i mean im not near london any more but still #at my nans it used to be shut all the time until i wasnt allowed to lock it and now if im there its open #in my student flat id leave it open all the time because it was en suite #also operation ouch my beloved; i wrote that into a fic once; for an american show because i needed that #i grew up with kids who had two mums; which i figured out fairly quickly; so it was just normal #i look like my mum and aunt and nan and i love it #my nan isnt antivax but my uncle (we think) had a reaction to the vaccine so mum didnt get it #my mum got bells palsy in her third trimester with me #and i find that hilarious #theyre too alike for their own good #or am i just sleep deprived #i like writing throuples

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