#look at this angery butterfly

[multi-fandom-imagine]

•EVEN MORE THE BLUE EYE SAMURAI INCORRECT QUOTES•

Reader: Do you ever do anything except whine like a little bitch.

Taigen: Some times I whine like a big Bitch!

Ringo: Do you think when Butterflies are in love that they feel human's in their stomach?

Reader: Ringo! What the fuck!

Reader: • • •_-• - / ... - •_• •_• -.-

Mizu: What is that

Reader: Remorse Code.

Mizu: I am even angery now.

Reader: Hey Mizu, what are you eating?

Mizu: A family sized bag of sweets.

Reader...that's not family sized....that's regular sized....

Mizu:Everything is family sized when you dont have a family.

Reader: *whispering* Mizu...nOo

Reader: *Laying in bed* Do you think birds get sad for not having arms?

Mizu: Well do you get sad for not having wings?

Reader: *Choke up* Every single day.

Taigen: If I say I love you will you say it back?

Reader: Yes

Taigen: I love you

Reader: It back

*Five Minutes later*

Mizu: Why is Taigen sobbing face down on the floor?

Reader: I wish I could block people in real life.

Akemi: Restraining order

Mizu: Murder

Reader: What are you five?

Taigen: Yea! Five head's taller than you.

Reader:

Taigen:

Reader:

Taigen:....Please don't kill me.

Mizu: Are you high?

Reader: Am I what?

Mizu: High?

Reader: Hello.

Taigen: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think.

Reader: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.

Mizu: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-

Reader: It was me...

Mizu: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

Reader: Why are you on the floor?

Mizu: I’m depressed.

Mizu: Also I was stabbed, can you get Ringo, please

Taigen: I guess I’m just a bad person.

Reader: Nah, you’re not a bad person. You’re a terrific person. You’re my favourite person. But sometimes you can be a real cunt

Reader: Hey Mizu?

Mizu, internally: There they are. My favorite person in the world, the love of my life. Fuck I just want to stare at them and hold them and kiss them for the rest of my life—

Mizu: What the FUCK do you want?

Akemi staring at Reader: “You look like an angel.”

Reader who wasn’t paying attention: “What?”

Akemi: “I said you look ugly at every angle.”

Mizu *screeching*: YOU MEAN A LOT TO ME!

Reader: wh-

Mizu: YOU’RE ESSENTIAL TO MY EXISTENCE!

Reader:why are you screaming??

Mizu: BECAUSE I HAVE TROUBLE EXPRESSING MYSELF! IT HELPS TO YELL SENTIMENTAL THINGS IN AN AGRESSIVE TONE!

Reader: I-

Mizu: I FUCKING LOVE YOU!

Ringo: Wow, it’s a barren featureless wasteland out there isn’t it?

Reader: … Ringo, try turning the map around.

Reader: You’re mad at me.

Mizu: I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.

Reader: Oh, come on. Everyone knows that’s worse

Mizu: Don’t worry, you’ve got everything you need to defeat them.

Reader: The power to believe in myself?

Mizu: No, a Sword.

Mizu: Stab them.

Reader: Don’t kill me, I have a wife

Assassin: I don’t care about that

Reader: That wasn’t a plea for mercy, that was a warning

Mizu kicking the door down: You called, love?

Reader: Here you are, Mizu. Nice hot cup of tea.

Mizu: …It’s cold.

Reader: Nice cup of tea.

Mizu: It’s horrible.

Reader: Cup of tea.

Mizu: I’m not even sure it is tea.

Reader: Cup.

Reader: You need to react when people cry.

Mizu: I did, I rolled my eyes.

Reader: Gotta love knitting needles, I can make a scarf, I can make a hat, I can stab someones eyes out, I can make mittens.

Akemi: What was that middle part?

Reader: I can make a hat?

Mizu: How much sleep did you get?

Reader: Eight.

Mizu: Hours?

Reader: Minutes. God! Taigen, would you shut the fuck up?

Taigen*Fixing his hair*: What the fuck? I didn’t even say anything!

Taigen: how come you’ve been abnormally nice to me lately?

Reader what do you mean?

Taigen: you just seem nicer than usual

Mizu: They can punch you in the face if you want.

Fowler: I could kill you if I wanted.

Reader: Yeah? So could any other human being. So could a dog. So could a dedicated duck. You aren't special.

Akemi: Did you really have to stab him?

Reader: You weren't there, you didn't hear what he said to me.

Akemi: And what did he say?

Reader: "What are you gonna do? Stab me?"

Mizu, nodding: That's fair.

Akemi: NO!

Reader: *Screams*

Taigen: *Screams louder to establish dominance*

Ringo: Should we do something?

Mizu: No, I want to see who wins.

Ringo:Let's speak about our talents.

Ringo:...I'll start, I like to cook.

Akemi: I'm good at languages.

Reader: I'm good instruments.

Mizu: I'm good at killing people.

Reader: *Does something stupid*

Mizu: What an absolute fucking idiot.

Mizu: I can't believe I would die for them.

[nevertoomanyspiders]

I made a drawing box. send me scarecrows.

I'll share drawings you make under a cut!

oh that is damn adorable. he's so round!!!

ANGERY

LMAO good. take it easy with the weed, buddy

17-4-2024:

what a sweetie! thank you! love the lil bows!

18-4-2024: oops, I didn't realize clearing the cookies would remove my access to the drawing box so :'D I had to remake it. I apologize for any inconvenience.

19-4-2024:

ohhh! what a cutie, thank you!!

26-4-2024:

ohhh I only just saw this! such round cheeks, so cute. thank youuuu

4-5-2024:

oop haven't checked this in a hot minute and omg!

goofy noodle arms, so good

not a scarecrow but a still welcome kitty friend

this guy's edgy!! nice

18-5-2024:

oh! a friend with a butterfly!! thank youuu

22-5-2024: ok last hurrah before the site gets shut down, rip

look at this smiling fellow! thank you!

23-5-2024:

oooh that 1986 anime version of Scarecrow! so cute.

awww it's Wedge! thank you, it's so nice to see people draw them!

[honeybeewhereartthee]

PINK KKOMAS 139

Spoiler for my stories

-Sometimes ago-

When hallow and NN is handicap together. He enjoy the scene around him as butterflies start to land on him while he seems to chat with them.

"You." NN sigh as he have no choice but deal with this undead. "What will you do if someone you care about suddenly left one day..." He thought about it. He never ask or will never think to ask his alternative version in their perceptive in something or in that certain event.

"Huh...?" Hallow was surprised that NN wanted to ask him about something. "Lucii want to ask what I'll do?" He felt excited that he was ask as it mean they are close friends now!

"Stop calling me lucii." -NN clicked his tongue in annoyance.

"Ok, lucii." -Hallow smiles.

"..." -NN. The angel just rolled his eyes.

The undead thought about the question, looking at the butterfly that slowly fly away from him.

"People can stay or leave. They come and go. So if they are not someone that will stay. I will smile and say goodbye. Even if our fate will never come across again." Hallow starts. "I'm still glad we have meet in one of the sequence of fate." He added.

"How can you say that? What if that's person will never be seen again...?" The angel remember that time. He felt sick if he failed to do anything about it. He glare at him.

"Ah? But isn't it natural to move on? We shouldn't stay locked in the past--" before he can say more the handcuffs broke and there's a gun pointed at his temple. "It seems someone like you never lost anyone to say bullshit." NN began and Hallow suddenly felt something intimidating and suffocating feeling like something is choking him.

*Bang

*Bang

Hallow close his eyes in sudden unbearable fear, as he heard gun shot yet he can't feel anything harm on him but when he open his eyes he saw something ghostly fading away as light bullet shoot through them. It seems he really went and try to shoot him.

"Your guardian spirit from that weak mayoi Ayase who let himself be one with chaos willing at that is nothing to me." NN commented as he reload his gun. "I am the source of that chaos." His purple eyes turn black as the red x glow. Hallow cover his face in fear as the bullet shoot again.

The undead felt something went pass his face, he felt burning feeling. Before another bullet was shoot he felt it was so close to making a hole on him again but someone push NN away.

"You lunatic." He heard another koha spoke before he can sense the angerious sand of Blood on top of NN stopping him from using any skill.

"Fuck off!!" NN exclaims before throwing a punch after blood smacked the gun away. But his hold down by Blood. "Stupid bird brain. You think you scare me? Young people those days are being heisty." Blood chuckle as he wipe a wound after NN manage to free one hand land a punch straight to Blood face.

"Shut up!!" -NN

Blood made sure NN will not gaze upon Hallow as he gain all the attention of the angel all to him before he use of his shadow hand to pick hallow and throw him into a direction away from them as he did that red target from NN ability all point at his forehead but the mad hatter chuckle as an apple appear in his hand.

"I can play this game with you... But can you last long enough?" As he said that he activate his skill changing the setting to his domain, making him the one with upper hand.

...

Hallow doesn't understand what happened. But it seems he did something stupid. He answer something bad, something that is not accepted by NN. He thought of possible answer but he can never change his reply.

He thought of that as he was sent flying to an oblivious reaper and purple who's trying to pull out sea from a jar after he takes all the fish cakes because those are friends and not food.

"Come on, it's just food flavoring--" as purple says that he saw something from far distance. "Whatz that-- oh devil--' he curse and tried to flee but it was too late him and reaper gotten knock off by Hallow and they were about to fall off to the items when sea who transform to his kraken form catch them.

"Uwah...." Reaper groan as he rub his back. "What was that...." He looks around and saw purple dizzy on the sideline and someone with Blue hair. Crying.

"...d-did I do something bad?" He heard the mixture of Himeru and hallows voice weeping. The blindfold slowly drench with tears. Hallow with Blue hair like Himeru cries as he felt confuse, fear and all things that made him sick inside.

Reaper and purple tried to comfort him, wondering what's up with his hair but the undead continue to cry until he fallen asleep through his hair did return back to being pink again when his unconscious.

[lilgreenpup]

look if he was gonna put butterfly wings on his head the LEAST they could do is actually WORK

also I spent way too long on this considering it’s basically a shitpost

day 3-5/365

[bubbleteaimagines]

Hello! Can you do an angst Warhammer/Tybur Reader x Porco? Maybe they met once during Titan training before and became close, to eventually lovers, and then the declaration of war happens and- well- you know- Thank you! Your writings are always so good so i cant help but keep requesting! ♡

Declaration of War

Porco Galliard Oneshot

Summary: You never wanted a war. You only wanted a happyily ever after. But what choice did you have when the universe was against you?

Pairings: Porco Galliard x Warhammer!Reader

Warnings: Just pure angst, mentions of blood drinking (You know, that scene)

Authors Note: Wow I- you woke up and chose violence with this one nonnie 😭 But anyways thank you for requesting! You’re so sweet 💞

You don’t remember much of your childhood, but you do remember the exact day your were adopted into the Tybur family. It was when you were around three, living half a world away when all of sudden, you were swept into the royal lifestyle.

Honestly, you’re still not sure what made them pick you. I mean, according to your father you weren’t even from Marley. But you were an Eldian, so when the time came it was you that was chosen to inherit the warhammer titan.

When your father first announced this, a lot of criticism was thrown your way. After all, you, someone who wasn’t even apart of the bloodline, inheriting possibly the strongest titan there was? Impossible.

There was an outrage, people came banging on your father’s door demanding why this decision had been made. Why not Laura? Why not someone that was his actual offspring?

Why you?

That question had been bottled up in your ever since you found out. Why did it have to be you, someone that was simply given the Tybur name? Why was it you that had to shoulder this? Why was it your burden to carry.

You didn’t ask for this. But yet- everyone acted like it was a great honor to receive a titan. The people of Marley even rewarded those who sacrificed themselves to become warriors.

Honestly, when you first heard about that, it took all you had not to gasp in horror.

Growing up as royalty, you had been somewhat shielded from the cruelty of how others treated Eldians. No one ever dared to speak against you, never dared to spit at you or curse you out, but you could still see the disgust in their eyes that they tried so hard to mask.

You were different. And now you were powerful. People didn’t like that.

On your first ever visit to Marley, the beginning of the end, you could sense the hostility from outsiders, and even from your own kind.

It was sickening really, how people bowed to your feet yet tormented so many people like were just like you. You didn’t understand at first- you knew the history of Eldian suppression, but why, why were all of you dragged into this? What had you ever done to deserve the harassment, the isolation, the punishment?

It was sick how people looked down on Eldians like you were the scum of the earth. Even other Eldians talked about this Island filled with their kin in disgust, claiming that they were devils.

It was sick how people were fed lies and forced to suppress themselves and the people like them. It was sick, and it made you even angerier that you couldn’t do a damn thing about it.

No, the only thing you could do was smile and occasionally talk with officials when they asked you something, faking a laugh at whatever they said and then going back to being in your fathers shadow.

You hated it, honestly, and you hated everything about Marley until you met him.

Meeting Porco Galliard had not been an accident, but it took you by surpise nevertheless. While stationed in Marley to discuss the War, he was assigned as your official bodyguard.

Inheriter of the Jaw Titan, as you had learned. Cocky, arrogant, and a smug bastard as you had learned.

Truthfully, you both hated each other when you first met. Or more like you couldn’t stand him, but he was forced to endure your hostility and only respond with equal coldness.

Being together almost 24/7 had been an absolute nightmare. He was like a shadow, always lingering in the background, telling you how you could do this or that. He made sure to irk your nerves in every way possible.

A small smirk could always be seen whenever you were frustrated, letting out groans everytime you forced to let him accompany you with something.

You wanted to go the shore and relax alone while watching the sunset? Too bad- you were instead forced to scowl at Porco’s back as he lead you there. You wanted to take a peaceful bath and unwind after a long day of talking politics? Porco would be right outside your door, interrupting every five seconds and asking when you were gonna be finished.

It was terrible. He was terrible. Which was why you were so shocked when you found yourself falling in love with him.

Honestly- you’re not sure how or when. When did you start to look at him differently? When did you start to recognize the man under that annoying mask, the one that was hidden from the rest of the world? When did you start to notice the cracks in his facade?

Truthfully, it came gradually. A civil conversation here, another conversation there, and suddenly, you were telling your bodyguard all about yourself and your home, discussing your titans in the late hours when neither of you could sleep, and arguing about who was stronger.

The cracks appeared slowly. And so did the cracks in your mask. You don’t know when it started, but you did know that it was destined to end.

The minute you began to feel butterflies whenever you were around Porco - taking late night trips to the shore and talking about your pasta or dragging him out to the market to find your favorite flowers - you knew that you were destined for doom.

He knew it, too. Whatever blossomed betweened you two during the months of stay in Marley was sure to never last, but you both kept clinging anyways.

You clinged to the moments you got alone, free to lay in Porco’s arms while he whispered stories of his childhood. You clinged to the memories of your first kiss, the first time you ever snuck out together, and mischief you two would reek during the daytime when he’d chase you through the streets.

You cherished it all. Every moment, every memory. And you had a good reason to- because you knew it wouldn’t last.

Life had a funny way of separating what wasn’t meant to be.

First, it was having to finally leave Marley and go back home- Without Porco.

You were heartbroken when you heard the news- your father no longer had business there and so it was time to leave. Time to leave behind Porco and your fantasy of love.

When you came to him one night, crying and breaking the news, Porco had held you and promised that you’d survive this. No matter the distance, he promised that he’d write as much as he could so long as you promised the same.

You both were determined to keep your love afloat. But it was all futile, in the end.

After the separation came responsibilities, duties that both you and Porco had to uphold. For him, it was his duty as a warrior. For you, it was your duty as a royal.

The letters you exchanged were frequent in the beginning. You’d hear from him every week, reading his words in the candlelight once everyone else was asleep. Smiling as you scribbled one back, reminding him of your love and your promise to return to him one day.

It was always so easy in the beginning.

But slowly, life took over. The letters between you two began to expand to two weeks, then three, and then- you’d both be lucky if you heard from the other in a month.

You hadn’t it to be this way. But after the responsibilities, came the war.

Dread filled your every fiber as you were told that Marley had declared war on a neighboring nation. All soldiers were required to fight- all warriors had no choice but to be on the front lines.

This included Porco, and you and fell to you knees sobbing when you had received what very well could have been your last letter from him.

In it, he informed you of the dreadful news and told you that the Jaw Titan’s abilities were required. He didn’t have a choice, but he was glad that at least you hadn’t been called fight. He then went on to make his promises- the first that he’d stay safe and the second that he’d return to you.

He promised that the two of you would be reunited again- but little did either of you know, he’d be right.

Your time in Marley wouldn’t be last time you’d see Porco again. Unfortunately though, when you met again, it would be his.

-

After three years you would think something would change. Maybe your feelings towards him, but you found that it was quite the opposite.

The longer that he was gone, the more you yearned for him. You did everything you could to keep yourself from going insane, reminding yourself constantly that he was alive and doing great.

You purchased every newspaper you could as soon as they came out, if only the read about him. The Jaw Titan has been nothing short of a war hero during battles. You could see his pictures, read the words that were praising him but none of that ever mattered.

Everytime you picked up a paper, the only thing your eyes cared about was seeing him alive. And so long as he was, you could breath until the next issue came out.

With you keeping up with Porco constantly, it was no surprise that you were one of the first to hear that the war was ending.

Marley had won, and the warrior casualties were at zero. Porco had made it out alive. Just like he promised.

The minute you had found out you weeped harder than you ever had before. Even more so than when you found out he was going to war.

You couldn’t help it- you were eso relived. And when that first letter came to you after three years, asking if you stilled carried love for him or if you had forgotten him, Porco got a response the next day that made him smile wider than he had in three years.

You were coming back to Marley. Your entire family- but mainly because of your father. Whatever the circumstances, neither of you cared. All that mattered was the moment you were reunited again, sneaking back to your spot on the shore where you spotted him already waiting for you.

“Porco!”

You voice was loud, but at the moment you didn’t care who heard you. All you cared about was running to be in arms again, and when he stood up, a welcoming smile on his face as he caught you, you felt like you were home once again.

“Y/N...” Porco buried himself in the crook of your neck and gave you a watery grin, holding you tight. “You...you made it. Y-You’re here.”

“I promised, didn’t I?” You chuckled tearfully, before leaning in and giving him the kiss you had been waiting three years for.

That night, you felt invincible as you laid with Porco, wrapped up in his arms as you laid by the ocean. The peace you felt was unlike anything you had felt in years. And when you heard him confess that night, after making love to you by the water, you thought that nothing could ever get better than this.

And you were right.

If you had known, if he had known that in a few short hours that everything would change, then maybe, just maybe, you would have done something different.

Maybe Porco would have held you a little longer before breaking away that morning. Maybe you would have begged him to stay, knowing it would be your last night together. Maybe...you both would have run away together, to a world that was more peaceful than your own.

If only you had known.

But instead, you bid goodbye to each other like it wasn’t going to be your last. Instead you carried on your day like nothing could go wrong, getting ready for the ceremony that night.

Your father had told you he was doing it to expose the truth about Eldians. He said he would unite the world against Paradis. Whatever that meant, you could tell that there was something lingering in his eyes as he kissed you goodbye that night.

There was something...somber about the atmosphere. Despite your cheerful younger siblings, the warm smile of your sister and she embraced and promised that your father would return shortly.

Something was wrong. You saw it in his eyes. But as the story goes, you recognized what it was too little, too late. By the time the ceremony began to evening, you were as ignorant as the rest of them.

Standing back stage, naively thinking your father would come back and hug you shortly, exclaiming about how well it went.

Thinking that you’d get one last chance to be in Porco’s arms again that night.

You were naive. Not prepared for anything. Never have being trained to the use titan you possessed. Always sitting back, always being cautious. You were never once allowed to use your powers. Not in the war, to sharpen them, not to train you. If was dormant inside of you, so much so that you might as well hadn’t had it at all.

And it costed you your life.

The rumbling, you noted, was when it first started. The ground beneath you was shaking like there an earthquake. And then, there was a flash of yellow light and everything you had ever know was gone.

You screamed as the floor beneath your feet was ripped up, a roar of anger coming from the very person your father had started talking about.

Eren Jaeger.

He appeared like it was magic, his ginormous titan emerging from underground. He let out a scream as he dove right for his target - or was that you? - your father.

The man that had given you everything was devoured right in front of you. A titan- no why was there a titan here? They didn’t exist in these parts. You had never seen- oh god. Why couldn’t you get your thoughts together?

“Y/N?” A panicked cry from your mother snapped you out of your shock, a feeling of terror beginning to sink in as you realized what had just happened. “You need to- you need to transform, sweetheart!”

“But-!” You wanted to say you didn’t know how. But you did. It was the one thing you were taught. The one thing you were prepared for. You thought it had been odd, three days ago, when your father suddenly told you. When he explained that a drop of blood was all that was needed to activate the warhammer.

You thought it was strange. But now...now you realized what he was preparing you for. His death.

“Go!” Your mother screamed as she held your crying siblings, trying to protect them from the chaos that had already occurred. “Protect us well! Avenge your father!”

“I will,” You don’t even remember hearing the words, as everything after that pretty much went black.

The only thing you were thinking of as you harshly bit your hand, your heart pounding in your chest, was eliminating the enemy that had killed your father.

Eren Jaeger stood before you, no less shocked than everybody else was. He stilled from his position, lips curling into a snarl as he stared at your white, armored body.

So it was you.

He had been aiming for you father, your sister Laura next. But really, the warhammer titan had been passed down to you, someone not even part of the bloodline.

What a twist in fate.

Eren angled his body towards you and you feel the heat of his breath as he roared. He was prepared for this. He had planned this attack. He had planned to kill you.

The minute that Porco realized this, he was panicking. He and Pieck had been trapped for a reason. They must have known- the enemy wanted to eliminate any possible threats.

“Pieck! We have to get out of here!” He yelled fiercely, banging on the Well walls.

“Porco- relax. Someone’s coming for us,” She reassured him, but Porco wasn’t calming down.

His first thought when he was pulled out was to go straight to you. You were the only thing on his mind. He had to get to you, but somehow Pieck convinced him to wait.

You would handle this on your own, she told him. You had this.

Porco wished he hadn’t believed her. He wished that he just scoffed and ran off away, instead of listening and waiting for a miracle.

You weren’t trained for this. While powerful, you had no idea how to do much beyond what your instincts told you. Maybe if he would have realized that, maybe if he had just listened to his gut, he wouldn’t have been watching the love of his life about to be devoured.

“No!” Porco roared as he saw Eren holding your Crystal, your terrified face peaking out from the cracks. You were powerful, but you had been no match for Eren Jaeger. He was strong, and he figured out your weakness before you did.

Now, all that was left was to defend yourself. To preserve your body and hope that someone else could finish what you started.

A million thoughts were racing through your mind. A million different emotions, but most prominent was horror as you saw Porco leap to your rescue.

“No!” Is what you wanted to scream out as you saw him fighting the Attack Titan. ‘Turn around, get away’ is what you wanted to say when he made a grab for you, only to miss and instead punctured the crystal.

You could see it as clear as day. Eren saw the way he managed to break through, too. And that was the moment- the moment you knew you were doomed.

A silent tear ran down your face as Porco went to attack again, only to be ambushed by one of the Eren’s allies and disabled.

He couldn’t move his legs, but he still made one last attempt for you- once last Hail Mary.

He extended his jaws, trying to at least capture your Crystal. But all that he was met with was Eren shoving it into his mouth, using his jaws to break open your crystal.

“No!” Porco yelled out in his head, pure agony seeping through his veins as he realized what was about to happen. As he realized that Eren Jaeger was using him to kill the one he loved.

He tried to get away. He tried to will his body to stop working.

He tried everything he could- but it wasn’t enough.

The crystal broke before either of you ever had time to say goodbye. There was a deafening noise, a flash a of pain, and then the last thing you ever saw in that world was the look on Porco’s face as Eren tossed him away, successfully drinking your blood.

[just-a-regular-fan]

THESE ARE GOOD. I LOVE TINY ANGRY SOLARIA

Dang Solaria is such an interesting gem isn’t she?

Also, Random tidbit, I like to think a nickname Skywynne gave to her was Sunshine.

[astro-chan]

WFC Trilogy - Character Reviews

(That no one asked for)

Optimus Prime

Pretends to listen to everyone's advice

jUsT hAvE fAiTh

Okay let's look for the allspark because I said so

*Yeets it off Cybertron an hour later*

Frustrates everyone

Including his own team

Simp

Elita

Exasperated mom

Lowkey tired of OP's shit

Give the gal a break

Bad bitch

Should be leader tbh

Bumblebee

3 edgy 5 me

Sassmaster

He knows a guy

'iTs NoT a PhAsE mOm'

The ugly one

Jetfire

Probably played basketball in HS

Told his boss to go suck it

Joined the other team as an excuse to murder his former colleages

Chaotic good

Ultra Magnus

Wants peace

(Fucking dies and has his body used as a weapon of war)

His decapitated head makes a nice ornamental table piece

Ratchet

Tired of everyone's shit

Has a decepticon bf

Do NOT upset his patients

Beautiful

(((WHERE IS HE)))

Wheeljack

'Pain in my A S S'

Wheeljack N O

What does he know about Perceptor's tight receptor?

D...did he just give Megatron a boob job?

Mirage

Now you see me now you don't

Wants to fight Ratchet's decepticon bf

ADHD

Prowl

Good cop

Not ACAB???

Almost gets his shit wrecked by fucking wind

Cog

Haha big gun go pew

Somehow survives having a big ass hole blown in his torso

Gets sucked out of a ship into the cold depths of space

Gets stabbed in the tit

Are you okay, my little cogchamp?

Arcee

Shows up outta nowhere as an accomplice in robbery

Lowkey wishes she stayed home

Her and bee have chaotic sibling vibes

Chromia

Moonracer but blue

Does not get dismembered

Will snipe your ass

Moonracer

Chromia but mint

Gets dismembered

Can't snipe your ass because she's dead

Red Alert

Didn't graduate med school for this shit

Somehow survives falling to his death

He's always alert....hehe....get it?....Cuz his name's Red Alert...and he's always...heh...alert

Impactor

Angery gay

Will fight you

Won't actually fight you because Ratchet would disapprove

Deserved better

Ironhide

Red

Thank you for flying ark airlines this is your captain speaking

Probably has no idea wtf is happening most of the time

Sideswipe

Hood tiddies

*points at butterfly* is this screentime?

Sideswipe character

Hound

Wait this guy was in the show???

Huh

Idk he did a thing?

He's green I guess

Alpha Trion

Proud single dad of three kids

Can't control his three kids

Get's murdered by one of his three kids

(That kid then went on to start a planetary war against the other two kids)

Bumblebee's sleep paralysis demon

Megatron

L I P S

Overlord is that u?

Handsome squidward vibes

Has giant self-portraits of him murdering autobots hung up around his crib

Angry at OP because he's shit at flirting with OP

Save the cybertronians...by mass murdering the cybertronians

Gets stabbed in the tit

Starscream

Puritan scum

Gets promoted and instantly climaxes

*breathes excitedly*

*pleased gasp*

Jetfire's bitch

Thundercracker

Starscreams #1 fanboy

Is shit at searching for Autobots

Skywarp

Starscreams #2 fanboy

Dies?!?!

RIP I guess

Soundwave

That guy on the radio

Shares a braincell with Shockwave

Lowkey wholesome

C00l d00d

Shockwave

Questionable morals

Even more questionable voice

Yeah. Science, bitch!

Bastard

Barricade

ACAB ACAB ACAB ACAB ACAB

GOLD FACE

Get's screamed at a lot

Skytread

Secretly doesn't condone Megatron's shit

Wants to be punched in the face

Does not want to be shot in the face

Spinister

Generic bad guy #1

Gets stabbed in the tit

Vortex is that u

Hotlink

Generic bad guy #2

Does not get stabbed in the tit

Skywarp is that u

Laserbeak

Birb

Sees all

Caw

Ravage

A good boy

STOP THROWING HIM AROUND

This is animal abuse I'm calling PETA

Soundblaster

Radical

He's gonna make you an offer you can't refuse

Soundwave's cooler cousin

Deeseus

ORDER IN THE COURT

Cut off 4 of it's 5 faces so it could get it's shit together

Still does not have it's shit together

Doubledealer

Lockdown WHOMS'T

Bitch better have my money

Gets posessed by his client

Skylinx

#deep

(How does he see???)

Wisdom dog 2.0

Ahaha that was the old me

Dude's just vibing in space

Scorponok

YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL

Impressive vocabulary

Will insult you eloquently

(((Fr he's been through so much trauma; he lost his family, became the last of his kind, is probably suffering from PTSD and now two groups of strangers invade his home and start shooting at him. Homeboy has every right to be pissed off)))

Omega Supreme

Nuh uh I ain't getting involved

*gets involved 10 mins later*

Aight what did I miss?

Galvatron

The embodiment of the 'Who are you? / I'm you...but stronger' meme

Gets lit the fuck up

Nemesis Prime

*Glare*

Of course he only gets 2 seconds of screentime

[tomagainstcomic]

Previous / Cover / Next

never mess with the angery boy

There is a realm where the Mewman’s have a princess. A chaotic, energic princess named Star.

This is not that timeline.

Frustrated over being sent to Earth for his training, Prince Tom Butterfly doesn’t have high hopes for this magicless dimension. Things start to look up for him when he meets his new roommate, Star Diaz. Throw his best friend, Marco Lucitor, in the mix and maybe Earth won’t be so bad.

[todoroki-roki]

Child Kuroo x Fem!reader x Child Kenma

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I WILL BE TAKING REQUESTS!!!!

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"CHIBI-CHAN!?" kuroo yelled out "yes?" I whispered as I saw my door open "I forgot to show you my new friend"

I saw a boy with brown hair that didn't seem too happy to be here. "Hi, my name is (l/n) (y/n) what's your name?" I smiled at the boy and he was looking down at the floor. "Kozume Kenma" he told me, "you remind me of a cat with you eyes! I'll call you neko" he looked at me and smiled with a slight blush, "hey chibi chan~?" Kuroo questions "yes?" I answered "why don't I have a cute nickname?" He asked "Baka or Boke?" I asked him "huh?" Kuroo said with a surprised look "what do you want as your nickname Baka or Boke?" Kenma tried to keep in his laughter but failed and I looked at Kuroo trying to keep in my laughter as well. "Neither" he said pouting and crossing his arms. "Well then you don't get a nickname, anyways I think your name's already adorable" I said looking up at him, there was a slight blush on his face. "CHIBI-CHAN!" he yelled I looked up at him as he crouched to my face as I was sitting with Neko. "FINE I'LL CALL YOU ROOSTER HEAD!!!" I yelled back at him while sticking my tongue at him. "I'll take it" he chuckled and gave me a thumbs up. "Hey do want to play outside?" Kuroo asked "sure" I responded.

Kuroo's thoughts

'Just play it off as if you like another girl, than...BOOM!'

Kuroo thought

Y/n's P.O.V

"Hey (y/n)...I need to ask you something..." Kuroo said as he blocked the door, "what's up?" I looked up at him since he was way taller than me. "I like this girl...and she's really nice to me, but I don't know how to tell her, what should I do?" I was surprised and a little jealous. "Well...You should just tell her...and tell her from your heart what you feel" I feel sick telling him this, was I jealous? "Well...(y/n)..." kuroo said with a slight blush until Kenma got my bag and slapped Kuroo's face "oww Nekooo~" after Kuroo said that he got slapped again "Only (y/n) can call me that" he pulled Kuroo by his hood into another room and shut the door.

Kenma's P.O.V

"I know what you were going to say!" I yelled not to loudly so (y/n) couldn't hear me "you jealous~?" He looked at me and smirked "no" I said crossing my arms.

'I was, I really was'

I thought

"I just think you should ask her when we're older we're only 8 years old, can't you wait?" I asked him.

"I guess..." Kuroo rolled his eyes at me

"Oh, and don't hit me again"

Kuroo demanded

"We'll see" I said with a smirk

I walk out of the room to see (y/n) running up to me screaming "NEKO!!"

"What's going on?" She questioned, I grabbed her wirst gently and pulled her out. "Nothing, let's go outside" I whispered still pulling her wrist "KENMAA!! WAIT UP!! I'll do it" Kuroo yelled running towards us.  He started hugging (y/n) I just rolled my eyes. "Do what Rooster head?" She said looking up at Kuroo who.was still holding her, after he let go of (y/n) we played a little volleyball.

*Time Skip* (Now in highschool)

(Y/N) P.O.V

I was on my way to Nekoma Highschool I passed by the gym and heard squeaking of shoes and lot 'Thuds' from the ball hitting the floor. I walked inside to give Neko and Rooster head their lunch. I walked to the benches and sat down, "Hey Chibi-chan~"  Kuroo said as he ran up to me pulling Kenma by the wrist, as I gave Neko his bento he was trying to get out of Kuroo's grasp after he did,"Thanks (y/n)" Kenma said holding the bento box I made for him, "I hope you like it Neko" I said with a big smile. "Umm...Chibi-chan~?" Kuroo looked at me with a worried face and scratched his neck " Yeah, what's up?" I said looking up at him, "Can you meet me by the tree for lunch?" "Okay!" I said handing him his bento box, he stood there holding his lunch and he quickly turned away with a dark blush growing on his face.

*Kenma's P.O.V*

      I already knew what his plan was I already knew Kuroo had feelings for (y/n) but... I wanted her she was mine...

       "Kuroo... are you really doing this?" I asked him he looked...scared "ohh yeah umm...Kenma can you also meet me under the tree?" He asked me while heading back to the court.

*Kuroo P.OV*

       I walked back to the court with a big dark blush, I was really worried if they both said no...I love them both right? I mean no denying it now evertime I see chibi-chan's smile I can't help but feel butterflies in my stomach, and Kenma is like a little cat he's adorable when he's angery, he might act quiet but he acts differently with me and (y/n).

   *(A/n)*

      All I have to say is hi and I WILL BE TAKING REQUESTS!!!

[denkie]

Diabolik Lovers tag

Thank you very much for linking me to the questionnaire ^u^ @raburabusama​ I’m new to the fandom! I still gotta play Ayato’s, Azusa’s, Yuma’s and Kou’s routes :)

Rules: Answer the questions and tag anyone else you wish to see participate~ Also tag me (@Vampiretsuki) if you do this because I would love to read your answers~!

1.- Who would you rather take to a night club, Carla or Azusa? As much as I love Carla I think he would begin to malfunction, like if someone bumped into him errrr, depending on his mood he might shoot a glare or absolutely cancel them. Or I could bribe him to not get angery with a bunch of ham sammiches. Azusa probably wouldn’t be too impressed either?? But I think he would be much easier to hang with in a environment like that.

2.- In a Science test would you copy Yuma’s test or Ayato’s test? Hmmmmm maybe Yuma’s, he seems like he might be a better student :)

3.- Would you rather have Kino and Azusa or Shin and Laito, as your Butlers? Oh my god how am I supposed to choose... I’m gonna go with Kino and Azusa because I think they have temperaments more suited to being a butler. Plus I get to be with Kino <3 I love Shin and Laito a lot too, it would be so chaotic though lmao

4.- Go on a date with Reiji at a Aquarium or go on a date with Subaru at a Cafe instead? 9000% going with reimji to the aquarium!!! yes let’s talk about aquatic life together! <3

5.- Would you rather go support/see Kou at one of his Concerts or go support/see Shu at one of his Violin Performances? hmmmmmmmm they both sound really fun, but a violin performance sounds more appealing!

6.- In a Math Project would you team up with Ruki and Shin or with Reiji and Yuma? I’m gonna pick Ruki and Shin because I love them, I’m so sorry reimji pls forgive ;-; he is a great teacher too.

7.- Who would you put your bets on, Kanato eating the most chocolates or Ayato eating the most Takoyakis? I think Kanato is more obsessive in what he loves, he would probably win.

8.- Sleep in Carla’s room, Subaru’s room or in Shu’s room? (You have the room to yourself, they aren’t there) Would you peek on their stuff? Carla’s room!!!!!! I wouldn’t touch anything I don’t have permission to. I’d just be looking around at every detail and commit it to memory.

9.- You’re a princess of the Victorian era! Your father has ordered that you have a bodyguard.. who would you choose as your personal bodyguard, Laito or Kou? I’m gonna choose Laito... yeah.. I’m game XD Even though Kou would probably be more thorough at being a bodyguard.

10.- Would you prefer to have Kino in his bat form as your pet or Shin in his wolf form as your pet instead? omg. I can’t choose, whaaaa. I love them! Hmmm.. I guess maybe Shin’s wolf form because.. I can ride on his back XD

11.- Break a fight between Kou and Ayato or between Laito and Kanato? I’m probably going to get absolutely cancelled if I interfere with Kanato, so I choose Kou and ayato, sorry Laito :(

12.- Who would you kiss on the cheek, who would you kiss on the forehead and who would you kiss on the eyelids? Options: Ruki, Subaru, Azusa. Kiss Ruki on the cheek o/////o kiss Subaru on the forehead kiss Azusa on the eyelid :3

13.- Take care of Shu and Reiji in their Chibi form or take care of Subaru and Kino in their Chibi form? Something about having the twins together sounds adorable, Shu and Reimji it is. but also Kino chibi >////<

14.- Sing/Perform in public Laito’s Q.E.D Song or Reiji’s Mr.ButterflyMask song? I’m a terrible singer but I choose Reiji’s Mr. Butterfly Mask song.

15.- Would you rather wear Ruki’s casual outfit or Yuma’s casual outfit? Ruki’s!!! I love his style so much <3<3

16.- Go on a Vacation trip with Shu, Kino and Ayato at a Amusement park or go with Shin, Azusa and Subaru at a Water Amusement Park? Ahhh Kino.... Shin.... I’ll go to the amusement park, but only because I think less fights might happen? I think Shin and Subaru will probably get into heaps of physical fights and smash things.

17.- Would you rather get lost in a forest with Reiji, Kino and Kou or with Ruki, Carla and Kanato? gahh I love 2 in each group..Being with Kanato and trying to think of a solution... I don’t know, he would probably be really high maintenance. I choose Reimji, Kino and Kou.

18.- Who would you cook breakfast for? Who would you make a scarf for? and Who would you do a drawing for? Options: Kou, Azusa, Shu. I shall cook for Kou I am the best at drawing out of those 3.. one portrait of Azusa comin up! and I don’t know how to knit but Shu would look cute with a scarf

19.- Participate in a Circus as Carla’s Knife thrower assistant or go to a Casino with Shin and be offered as a bet/reward by him in the Roulette Wheel game? (So if Shin looses you’ll be taken away by whomever won) Wow okay... I don’t want to be sold off to some random unless its one of the diaboys, probably wont happen. Please don’t let me die Carla! ;-;;;;; x.x

20.- Who would you rather catch by accident taking a shower, Yuma or Kanato? Yuma! Not only would he be nice to see ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) but I also don’t want to be stabbed to death lmao

I’d like to tag @diaboyspet  @shusdeliciousneck @askcarla @miss-lynn @jardinsdeminuit I really apologise if you have done this before or if I have annoyed you! Thank you for the quiz @vampiretsuki ^o^

[day-nish]

Done my friends OC meme!  Character Ownership:

@kdakina ‘s fabulous persona @perseidipity ‘s UT monster OC Nett @shima-draws ‘s adorable frost boy Ikaia @snuggsthebunn ‘s incubus hoe son Rui @goopy-axolotl ‘s flowey punk looking babe VariAnne

@spicycoffeebean ‘s butterfly belle Natsu

@zeldalink2001 ‘s spooky mafia ghost Jusei

@buttonheart ‘s angery mortalfell Ranger @crusnikroxas ‘s delightful persona I love you all, and by extension, these amazing babes~

[scarfire-infinite]

Hey y’all should totally ask me about my OCs

I want to start posting about my OCs more because I love them, but I’m not really sure how to start. I thought I’d make a basic summary post, tag a few people, and hope y’all ask some questions about them so I know what the public wants to know! This will be simple base information about their personalities. Feel free to ask anything about them and hopefully this can get the ball rolling for me to talk about them more!

Pierce Johnston (he/him): Angery boi, defensive to cover up his insecurities, actually really soft and wants people to like him, constantly feels like he’s never being taken seriously, aggressive but would die defending his friends without a second thought (Twin of Gunner, Nick’s boyfriend)

Gunner Johnston (he/him): Incredibly chill, always calm and collected, silently observant, flirty, hoe social butterfly, incredibly empathetic and an expert body language reader so he makes it his goal to make other people happy, intelligent and contemplative, reads philosophy, psychology, and sociology (Twin of Pierce, Piper’s boyfriend)

Nick Perry (he/him): Soft sunshine child who deserves the world, his smile could cure my depression, kind and a lil bit of a trusting fool, perfectly intelligent but prefers someone else take the lead so he can be a follower, plays baseball and could be an actor or voice actor if he wanted, theatre nerd (Pierce’s boyfriend, cousin of Piper)

Piper Morgan (she/her): Rowdy rowdy gal, is calm and normal until prompted otherwise, overly energetic, highly intelligent but doesn’t act like it, obsessed with science and will be either a chemist or a biologist, couldn’t be distinguished if she tried and wears only anime t-shirts (Gunner’s girlfriend, cousin of Nick)

Theodore Johnston (he/him): Sonft,, babey,, boy,, Without a doubt the most kind, soft, and understanding person you will ever meet, would cry if he accidentally killed a bug, very logical but very empathetic, has always wanted to be a parent and turned out to be an amazing one, everyone’s dad, gives the best advice and emotional support (Father of Gunner and Pierce)

Janette Cryptin (she/her): Was a really nice and selfless gal until she got captured and tortured for information (boy that was wild, huh? Lemme know if I should post her backstory), she basically went off the rails and became an abusive alcoholic, Theodore had the sense to divorce her early, Janette only sees the twins on alternate weekends because of custody stuff and they have a mutual loathing for each other (Mother of Gunner and Pierce)

Dreadnaught (they/them): Older than Gunner and Pierce but straight-up acts like a 5-year-old, playful in both friendship and violence, mortal enemy of the twins but only the twins view it that way, looks and acts like if a shadow gained sentience and the personality of a child who watched too many violent TV shows, what?? Is?? Gender??, wears black hoodies 100% of the time, has killed a man and laughed while doing it (Relationships classified or unknown)

Y’all should totally send any and all questions for or about my bastard children! I can’t draw but I can do writing requests and stuff.

@onedirtysock @the-bitter-ocean @your-local-arthoe

[sillylittlelillymay-blog]

One Night Stand Turned Into Forever

annalisa stood with her bag over her shoulder, waiting patiently. Her stomach was filled with butterflies and tying in knots. She only done this one other time. She looked down at her feet hearing a car pulled up made her stomach drop. He got out of the car in tight jeans and a plain black shirt. He was much more handsome in person then his picture on his profile made it seem like.  

"Annalisa?" He asked , his voice sent shivers down her spine. She rubbed her arm feeling goosebumps down her arms.  

"yes, Warren, right?" She asked softly and he nodded. He took her up in his arms and hugged her... tightly. 'god he smells so good' she thought to herself as she hugged him back. He let her go but held her hand as he walked over to the door of his truck. The door creecked as it sung open and he helped her up into her sit. His hand was on her back which caused her to tremble with excitement. Once she was fully in her seat he hurried over to his side and got in then started to drive. She had fore warned him that she was shy. So the ride on the way to his house the music was the only thing that was heard.  

Once there she looked around and smiled "you live on a lake?" She asked excitedly.

He laughed "yes well my cousin does Im staying with them for a while" he walked over and helped her out and took her hand leading her into the house.  

All the nerves she felt went away when he kissed her hard. She moaned against his lips pressing against him. Soon all their clothes were off and they were on the leather couch. They were touching and kissing parts of each other that neither had gotten attention to in a while. She whimpered when suddenly his hands and lips were no longer on her skin. But instead he was between her legs his hard cock throbbing against her thigh.  

"are you ready baby?" He whispered looking at her. She nodded quickly and he thrusted into her over and over harder and harder. They moved together as one. Soon she was screaming out his name and he was grunting hers as he pulled out and came all over her bare stomach. They came together and came down together. They laid there breathing hard and content. His body was so sweaty but she didn’t care.  he groaned and rolled off of her smiling.  

"wanna go fishing?" He asked softly. She laughed and nodded getting up. They both put their clothes on and walked out to the dock so he could go fishing. They talked about everything now. About how he possible might be having a child. He also talked about how he would be with the mother of his child if he could because they were best friends. But she was with someone else and he didn’t like him much. While standing there listening to him she felt like she didn’t want to stand in the way if his best friend wanted to be with him later. After a while they walked back into the house to sit and cuddle for a bit. Before she knew it they were kissing agian and soon she was on her hands and knees on the couch. he was behind her thrusting into her agian then stopped for a bit kissed her and ran out to his truck and grabbed something. she laid breathing hard biting her lip. a smile spread across her face when he return, lube in hand. He got back on his knees behind her. he quickly lubed up her ass and his cock before carefully sliding into her ass which had never been fucked before. she gasped out his name moving back agianst him as their sweatly bodies slammed together over and over agian. He reached around her and began rubbing her clit faster and faster until another orgasm rocked through her body. her body tensed causing her ass to squeeze around his throbing cock in return caused him to cum hard in her ass. once they came down they dressed again and fell asleep on the couch until he had to take her to work. once there she stepped out of the truck and waved goodbye making the choose then to stay out of his way when it came to his best friend.

A few years later Annalisa was thinking about Warren it was very out of the blue but she wanted to know how he was. she called her friend Xael up and conviced her to drive him to his house hopinng he still lived there or they would know him. once they pulled in she got out of the car and headed to the front door and knocked on it. "lissy nobody seems to be home come on!" Xael yelled from her car, Annalisa shook her head "imma check around the back" she headed around and was greeted by and older man. "hello can i help you?" he asked looking puzzled "hi i was just looking for Warren. is he here?" she asked softly "im anna" the older mans eyes widden "anna? as in Annalisa?" she nodded "yeah i uh havent seen him in a while and.." the guy cut her off "soo youre the girl who ruined him" "ruined him?" "yeah because you disappered. he fell for ya you know?" "no i didnt know... i didnt mean to i thought he would be happier with mary" she said softly talking about Warrens best friend "him and mary never got together and turns out the baby wasnt even his" he said looking at annalisa who looked very shocked. "i..i didnt know. i came to say sorry i didnt mean to hurt him. when will he be home?" "he should be home soo if you would like to wait" "i would thank you" she said and then walked back to her friends car and told her everything "listen lissy im sure you remember him differently but he doesnt look like your type" Xael pointed out "he is. his profile picture doesnt do him justice" she said softly. she heard the same similar truck coming down the road and her heart began to race. she watched as he pulled in not noticing her yet. he jumpped out of his truck. the years had been kind to him. he walked right past her still lost ini his own thoughts being pulled out of them hearing someone call his name She called his name once but he didnt look back the second time he stop dead in his tracks and turned seeing her. she smiled that sweet smile of his and his knee buckled. he shook his head and then turned back around heading to his boat and headed out onto the lake. the older man who she had learned was his uncle yelled after him then got in his and headed after him. Annalisa was almost in tears when he ran away from her. she no longer had the strength to stay standing. she sunk to the ground and bite her lip. she knew she messed up. hours had past and neither of them return. Xael helped her up and was gonna help her into the car when he pulled in, in a different truck halling a old camper behind it. two dogs jumoed out of the cab and one ran over to her. he was one the phone with an animal settler. he sound very angery and concerned. he thanked her for catching the one dog before his uncle took them both inside and warren headed into the camper. Xael nodded toward it and annalisa followed him. both inside he shut a door between him and her and she sighed "look im so sorry. i thought i was doing what was right. you seemed so in love with her and i didnt want to stand in the way of that. i just wanted to tell you im sorry for disappering. i understand if you dont want to talk to me" he laided his head agianst the door "its not that i dont want to  talk to youu. its the seeing you thing thats getting to me" "wha..?" he slammed open the door walked over to the door to leave the camper and shut it. "i cant see you. it hurts. youre smile, the way you brush your hair behind you ear. the way you refused help at work.." "you saw me at work?" he nodded "before you left i would drive by to try and talk to you but i couldnt, i was so hurt. damn it Lissy dont you realize i fell in love with you that day and seeing you does two things to me" he looked at her in a very serious manner "makes my heart feel like its gonna pound out of my chest and..." he grabbed her hand and placed it on his raging hard on that was concelled by the tight jeans. she squeezed gently causing him to groan and shake his head "dont..." he whispered but before he knew it she was down on her knees, his jeans were around his ankles and his cock was out of his boxers and down her throat. she sucked on him like it was her job. she stared up at him as her eyes began to water. he pulled her up, bent her over the counter in the camper, pulled down her soaked panties and began to fuck her hard. it didnt take long before they were both yelling each others name and cumming hard. he pulled her agianst him and whispered "stay with me" "always" she whispered back and kissed him

[gothtistic-stims]

I'm mad because i wanted a butterfly knife but they're banned in the UK?? Angery.

I looked it up and it says they're not illegal in private spaces (like at home). So...Unless you're under 18 I think it's legal to own one :0

[letpapersleep]

do all the stevie uni asks

oh my God.Steven - Would you concider yourself a good friend? How has your way of treating friends and other people changed over time? i think id consider myself a good friend most of the time!! i twy my best, yeah ive changed & my friends have changed but i think its for the netter?Garnet - What do you look for in a partner? Are you in a relationship right now? What is really important to you in a relationship? i look for uhhh friendliness and that we both seem into each other? im not in 1 rn and i dont actually want to be that bad, trust and not smotheryness! just a good sweet time!!Pearl - Name five things you love about yourself and your personality and five things you hate hmmm ok wuv:1. i can do art kinda good2. my hairs finally grown out more3. i enjoy complimenting ppl4. i like my aesthetic taste (duh)5. ig im funny?ok callout tyme, hate:1. im suck at communication sometimes2. if im alone im just soo lazy all day3. im so dam oblivious4. irl im kind of bitchy sometimes &its nyo fun5. oh You KnowoAmethyst - How is the relationship of you and your body? Do you have self-esteem issues? How do you cope with that?;3cBismuth - What are your morals? What do you concider right or wrong? What is something you could never do because it would hurt your moral views? uhhh my morals are pretty normal? i think being hateful to someone who hasnt done anything to deserve it is shitty, but so is supporting someone bad. i would never kill someone ?? theres a lot against my morals like most really bad things r Connie - What are/were you like as a student? In which subjects do/did you have difficulties? Which do/did you love? that one shitty teachers pet kid except rlly tired & quiet, uhhh Math Hard, i love most subjects ever now and then , art class is Rlly good :)Peridot - What fandoms are you into? Do you own any merchandise? Do you draw fanart sometimes or do you even write fanfiction? im into a bunch of podcasts and eddsworld fandoms! i do a bunch of fanart! Lapis - How do you feel about your past and your past-self? Do you easily let go of bad memories or is moving on hard for you? uhh at my past self its like thw opposite of that youre doing amazing sweetie vinemoving on is usually fineJasper - Are you hard on yourself? Do you push yourself to get better and better? How much do you care about your health? i dont think im 2 hard on myself usually, i am a perfectionish thoooi Hate being sick so if i feel sick ill b nice to myself so i can feel better!Ruby - What do you usually get angry about? How do you express anger? uhh im usually angery about vewy petty things irl, i express anger by looking grumpy and beinf harsher when i talk, idk i try not 2 be angery oftenSapphire - Do you tend to overthink and overanalyze things and see problems everywhere? How do you cope with stress? i try not to! i cope with stress with calm fun distractión media & avoiding the stressRose - Name your favorite animals and plants. Do you have any pets or plants?CATS!!! snakes and butterflies. i like almost all plants except posion ivy is my biggest mortal enemy. I DO i have a cat named nova shes black and the love of my life. also a white cat named birthday hes the family catGreg - What music do you like? Any favorite genre, bands or singers? Name your current favorite songohhhh i like upbeat 80-90s music the most currently!!! my fave artist is absofacto please listen to his music is so Goodcurrent fave song is lifted up by passion pit god what a banger

[puns-and-fics-has-moved]

Meant to Be - Part Four: Oh No

All Parts

Pairing: jamilton (Hamilton x Jefferson)

Request: Soulmate AU – When soulmates draw on themselves, it appears on the other’s skin as well.

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Word Count: 3140

Warnings: swearing, anxiety/panic attacks

Dedicated to: @falling-open for their AMAZING art holy guacamole

PS this behaviour is HIGHLY encouraged. I. WANT. ART.

(PPS no pressure tho ily no matter what)

A/N: yIKES... i love you.... have fun <3

Alex's eyes flashed open, his tiredness forgotten. Had he heard correctly? Had he imagined it? He glanced up to peek at John's face. He had a small, sad smile on his face and his eyes were closed. Peaceful.

Alex silently wondered what he should do, his mind racing a mile a minute. He really didn't need any more drama today, but he also didn't need festering tension in his friend group… He closed his eyes again, already regretting what he was about to say next.

"Uh - John?" His small voice somehow seemed to fill the room. John jolted; not because he was asleep, but because he could have sworn Alex was. 

"You're awake?" he asked, his voice wavering slightly. 

"You love me?" Alex returned, trying to keep his voice calm. He could feel John's body tense in reaction to his words. Alex sat up to look his friend in the eye. 

"I - what?"

"You just said you loved me," Alex stated in a frustrated voice. 

John let out a soft laugh, but he wasn't meeting Alex's eyes. "I think you were dreaming, Alex..."

"I didn't fall asleep!" he replied defensively, hating John’s condescending tone. 

"Come on, why would I say something like that?" John countered, trying to laugh it off. 

"Oh, what? Because it's so ridiculous that someone would love me?" Alex angrily retorted, feeling his cheeks alight with emotion. 

"Don't be stupid, Alex..." John groaned, rolling his eyes. 

"Don't call me stupid!" Alex yelled back. "I've gone through enough shit today, now tell me the fucking truth."

"The truth is that you're emotional today and you fell asleep and had a weird dream. That's all. Don't jump down my throat!"

"Don't call me a liar!" Alex snapped back.

"I didn't! You called me one!" John cried loudly. His outburst seemed to reverberate around the room, leaving a slight humming in their ears.

Alex sat back in fuming silence, glaring down at his bed. He began to pick at a loose thread on his blanket. He felt childish, but for the moment he didn't much care. He had definitely heard what John said. It wasn’t a dream, but if John wouldn’t admit it, where did that leave their friendship? Alex felt tears burn his eyes. This was the last thing he needed today.

He looked up when a hand rested on his arm. John's face had softened considerably, his eyebrows knitted together. Alex felt his own face melt out of its furious expression as he looked into John’s light hazel eyes. They really were quite beautiful…

"I'm sorry I yelled," John said softly. "Do you want me to go?"

Alex felt his insides squirm with guilt. He hated upsetting his friends... why did they even want to hang out with him? 

Alex shook his head lightly, looking back down at his blanket, which he was still absently picking at. He didn’t feel like apologizing, but he also didn’t want to be alone.

“Do you wanna watch a movie?” John asked, and Alex glanced up at him. Alex smiled and nodded, and a grin lit up John’s face as well.

Alex left the bed to pull out his laptop. “What do you want t–”

“Princess Bride,” John said automatically. They’d watched this movie over a hundred times together, but each time they did, it seemed to improve. Alex put it on and they sat up against the wall to watch it, his tiny laptop resting on the bed in front of their folded legs.

Though this was his favourite movie, Alexander felt tense. Normally in this situation, he would cuddle up against John, putting his head in the crook of the taller boy’s neck, resting in his arms… But now, after John’s – allegedly imagined – confession, it would be too weird. Alex felt small butterflies in his stomach at the thought of being in John’s arms, and his face flushed.

Oh no, he thought, wrapping his arms around himself. This day just keeps getting more complicated.

Despite George’s dinner invitation, John went home to eat, leaving Alex and his father alone.

“Thanks for dinner, dad,” Alex said once John had left, sitting down at the table to dig into his pasta.

“So did you see Thomas today?” George asked in a serious tone after a few moments of silent eating.

Alex then realized how much his father didn’t know; it had been such a long day. “Yeah, I did. He wasn’t at school, but I left early…” Alexander winced.

His father smiled lightly. “I know, I got the call from your school. Don’t worry about it.”

Alex sighed in relief and continued. “Then when I got home, I asked him to meet me at the park, and… we did.”

“How did that go?” George asked, leaning forward, food forgotten.

Alex laughed humourlessly. “Really shitty. Sorry. Terribly… He, uh… tried to apologize, and I just got really mad…”

“Why’d you get so mad?”

“He – he didn’t even realize what he’d done,” Alex said, tears burning his eyes again. He scrubbed at them in frustration; he was so sick of crying. “What he’d put me through.”

“Did you tell him?” George asked softly, his brow furrowed with concern.

“Yeah, I did, and I… kind of had a panic attack while I did, and… he helped me out. Like he always used to, I guess.”

George was staring at his son intently. “He knows you,” he said simply after a moment of quiet.

Alex felt a strange twisting in his stomach. “I don’t think I want him to know me.”

When his father was silent, Alex continued. “He… he’s caused so much pain, I think I’m better off without him.”

“Having a soulmate is wonderful thing, Alex…” George said carefully.

“How would you know?” Alex snapped bitterly. Upon seeing the hurt on his father’s face, he immediately felt intense guilt at his words. “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean…”

“It’s okay, Alex, I know you’re upset…” George said. “I never got to meet my soulmate, but it was wonderful to know she was there. I wish everyday that we’d met before she passed. You have the chance to be with yours, don’t pass that up.”

“Maybe the whole soulmate thing is just bullshit,” Alex said angrily. “It was great for you before she died and you never got to meet her, and it was great with T before I met him and realized he was a total asshole.”

“Alex,” George said warningly. “Calm down.”

“No, George!” Alex yelled, feeling his pent-up aggression bubble forth uncontained as he got to his feet. “I won’t calm down! This whole fucking day has just been awful! I had a fight with Laf, Thomas, and John, and now you! Basically everyone that has ever given a shit about me… oh! Except for my mom, of course, but she’s fucking dead! And I’m just - I’m so tired…”

Somewhere in his rant, tears had begun to flow down the boy’s face and he began to shake uncontrollably. George got to his feet as well and pulled his son into a tight hug. Alex collapsed into his comforting embrace and let himself sob, clinging desperately.

They remained that way for a long time until the small boy’s crying ebbed and the shaking subsided.

“I’m sorry, dad…” he muttered thickly into his father’s chest before pulling away. “I’m so sorry…”

“You don’t have to apologize, Alex,” George said gently, patting his son on the shoulder. “Just get some sleep, okay?”

Alex gestured vaguely to the dirty dishes on the table in protest, but George shook his head warmly. “I’ll clean up, just please take care of yourself.”

George brushed the hair out of his son’s eyes and gave him a soft, sad smile. Alex squeezed his father in another quick hug before leaving to go to bed. Once he thought Alex was out of the room, George sat and buried his face in his hands, overcome with worry.

Alex watched forlornly from the doorway. He’d turned around to say goodnight, but instead had to witness his father break down… because of him. His eyes swam with tears again and he turned and ran to his room.

He just needed this day to be over. He’d fought too much. He’d hurt too many people. He just longed to be removed from the world. He curled into a ball on his bed, hugging his knees tightly to his chest and allowing his tears to pour freely down his face.

It was hours before the sweet release of sleep came to him.

“Where’s Alex?” Hercules wondered aloud, not addressing anyone in particular.

John shrugged. “He had a rough day yesterday…”

The boys were gathered around their usual picnic table, waiting for the bell to ring out and start the school day.

“He hates missing school, though… and he basically missed all of yesterday,” Herc interjected in a worried tone. Laf gently cuddled into his boyfriend reassuringly.

“I am sure he’s fine, mon chou,” he said softly. “Try not to worry.”

“How can you be sure?” Herc inquired, wrapping an arm around his boyfriend, but still looking out over the field for a sign of his small friend’s arrival.

“Because I texted him this morning,” Laf said easily.

“You didn’t think to mention that until now?” John scoffed, but found himself extremely relieved. He had been quite worried about the emotional state he’d left Alex in. John knew he’d been a total asshole to his friend, but he never wanted anyone to find out the true feelings he had for him.

“Why isn’t he at school?” inquired Herc, sounding as worried as John felt.

“He did not want me to tell anyone,” Laf shrugged.

“Why not?” Herc asked indignantly. “What could he possibly tell you that he wouldn’t want to tell us?”

“Don’t be jealous, Herc,” Laf smiled, patting his boyfriend’s cheek lightly. “You know how he is.”

The bell rang, and the three boys collectively sighed. Herc scanned the field once more for any sign of Alex and shrugged dejectedly when none was found.

“I love you,” he said, kissing Laf quickly. “See you at lunch.”

He walked away in a hurry, not wanting to be late for his class that was all the way across the school. John made to leave as well, but Laf caught him by the wrist and held him back.

“Laf, I’m gonna be late,” he whined dramatically, trying to tug himself free.

“We have the same class, John, you know Mr. Franklin is… how you say? A pushover,” Laf shrugged. “And I need to talk to you. What happened between you and Alex yesterday?”

John felt his insides go cold. “Nothing… we had a little spat, but we made up. It’s fine.”

“John.” Lafayette quirked an eyebrow at his friend. John sighed in resignation.

“I… may have said something I shouldn’t have... But I swear, I thought he was asleep!” John said in a rush, biting his lip. “And then… I lied and said he had dreamed it up, and then he got mad and we fought and… we did make up, I swear! But I think he was still a little mad.”

“Dieu. What did you say?” Lafayette asked patiently. “Did you tell him that you loved him?”

“Ye – wait, how did you know?” John asked, dumbfounded, his face flushed.

“Oh, John,” Lafayette sighed. “You should know by now that no one can keep a secret from me.”

John rolled his eyes, but decided not to push the point, and instead focus on the more pressing issues. “Did Alex tell you?”

“No, he didn’t,” Laf said, and began to walk toward class. John followed in tow. “He just told me that you came over yesterday and that he was not coming to school today. I figured out the rest.”

John blushed deeply, and Laf gave him a small smile. “John, I know you don’t have a soulmate anymore, but… Alex does.”

“Yeah, a complete asshole!” John interjected hotly.

“You don’t understand, John. They will work it out,” Laf said wisely. “They have to. They are soulmates.”

“He doesn’t want to, Laf! He told me so,” John grumbled, crossing his arms.

“John. Listen to me. They will work it out. I am sorry, but you have to move on,” Laf said firmly. John looked down at the ground, his eyes glazing with tears and his face bright red.

With a soft sigh, Laf wrapped an arm around his friend. “Sorry to be harsh, John. It is simply the truth.”

“I know. Thanks, Laf,” John muttered grumpily in response. They arrived at class, and, as expected, Mr. Franklin just gave them a stern look but no punishment.

They took their seats near the back so they could still talk at a low volume.

“Did Alex tell you why he wasn’t coming to school?” John whispered while their teacher began to describe the various parts of the cell for what felt like the billionth time.

“Yes,” Laf said simply.

“Is it because of me?” John pressed, leaning toward his friend.

Laf smiled. “Don’t flatter yourself, John.”

“You’re seriously not going to tell me?” John whined dramatically.

“Alex didn’t want me to say, so I will not,” Laf replied with a taunting smile.

“You’re the worst,” John groaned.

The rest of the day dragged by. Hercules kept checking the door of whatever room he was in, hoping Alex would come through and join their group, while John’s mood got steadily worse as Laf refused to give any more information as to their absent friend’s whereabouts.

When the last bell finally rang, their whole group was eager to leave. They gathered around John’s locker as he packed up his things. As always, John wanted to put off going home.

“What are you guys doing now?” he asked, closing his locker and swinging his backpack over his shoulder.

“I have to work,” Herc shrugged, and John’s face fell slightly.

“I think I am going to go see Alex,” Laf said.

John felt too uneasy to ask if he could tag along. He thought he should probably let the two of them have some time alone. Besides, after his conversation with Laf, John figured it would be good to give Alex some space anyway. So that meant he had to go home. The thought made him grimace.

“You okay?” Herc asked, seeing the glowering look on John’s face.

John shrugged and Laf gave him a sympathetic look. “Does your dad work tonight?” he asked.

Man, he’s good at reading people, John thought, and tried to reply casually, “No… he’ll be home,” but there was a hard edge on his voice. Herc patted his shoulder awkwardly, not knowing what to say.

“I might hang around here for a bit and do some homework,” John shrugged as they approached their usual picnic table outside. He plopped himself down on the bench and his friends looked at him sadly.

“You can come to the store if you want,” Herc offered. “My dad wouldn’t mind, I don’t think…”

“Thanks, Herc, but last time you forced me to try on a thousand outfits and I’m not ready for that kind of trauma again,” John said with chuckle.

Laf gave him a searching look, but smiled lightly. “Okay. Text us if you need anything.”

“Will do, mom,” John replied, rolling his eyes.

The boys left, hand in hand, and John stared after them wistfully. He wanted that. He wanted to have a soulmate whose hand he could hold, who he could be himself around, who could comfort him… He wished he still had his soulmate. They used to talk daily, but a few weeks into high school, they’d suddenly stopped replying to his notes and doodles. Just like that, they were gone. It had been two years of silence before John had had no choice but to assume they’d passed away.

He was completely heartbroken for ages, but, months ago, he began to fall for Alex. He knew that he was off limits, but he was endearing, handsome, smart, and… perfect. And now, Alex had found his soulmate and rejected him, giving John a faint glimmer of hope for their future.

John sighed to himself and pulled his notebook out of his bag to begin his math homework. He had just started the first question when the voice of James Madison cut through his concentration.

“Laurens,” he said coolly, and John looked up from his work in frustration to see Madison standing in front of him, flanked by the Charles Lee and Aaron Burr - the latter standing back a few feet, looking uncomfortable.

“What do you want, Madison?” John demanded, feigning offhandedness, when he was, in actuality, very much on edge.

“I just wanted to let you know that whatever Hamilton did, he really fucked Thomas over. He won’t even get out of bed. So you and your group had better make things right,” Madison said in a low but assertive voice.

John laughed humourlessly. “Are you fucking kidding me? You and your gang pick on us for years, and Hamilton says one little thing and you’re knocked flat? You are pathetic.”

“You better take that back,” Charles growled, stepping forward and cracking his knuckles menacingly.

John got up, standing to his full height and glowering down at Charles. “Listen up you little shits,” he spoke at a normal volume, but rage rattled every word; his teeth setting on edge. He looked back and forth between Madison and Lee, effectively intimidating the both of them. “Frankly, I don’t give a fuck about how Thomas is feeling. As far as I’m concerned, this is all his fault. Now leave us the fuck alone, or there’ll be trouble.”

“Who’s ‘us’ John?” Lee sneered. “You’re all alone.”

Before he could think, John felt himself shoving Lee, who stumbled back. Anger contorted his thin face and he stepped up to the taller boy.

“Oh, you’re gonna regret that!” he growled and swung his fist back. Before John could duck, the blow landed squarely on his jaw. Stars popped in front of his eyes as he fell backwards, cracking his head on the picnic bench and collapsing to the ground.

“Lee, what the fuck?!” Aaron cried, rushing forward and kneeling by the nearly unconscious John.

“Shit. Let’s go,” Madison said, and he and Lee scarpered off, leaving Aaron alone with the injured boy.

“Fuck, John, are you okay?” he asked anxiously, trying to examine the abrasions.

John moaned slightly, flickering in and out of consciousness.

“Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck,” Aaron groaned, stroking John’s hair awkwardly. “Who should I call?”

John’s mind was working slowly, but he found the ability to mumble out the name of the person he most wanted to see at this moment.

“Alex,” he groaned before his world went dark.