#look at them teeny teef

[fluent-in-lesbianism]

[teaboot]

I don't know if I just hilariously always miss every description or image of Ollie, but I just realized I do not know what he looks like? what does he look like?

he is a black domestic shorthair with teeny vampire teefs and yellow eyes

if you get to my blog and search #Ollieposting you will find a complete chronological timeline from age 4 weeks to present day- most of them are described, too, I think?

More will be posted soon

[monimccoythings]

Tiny and cute!

Here I come with a new one! Thanks to all the shitposts that give me life and inspiration to write this! I think this might be the last one I write of this series for now, because I’m literally out of ideas lol. But it has been really really fun. I really enjoyed it. But don���t worry, I’ll keep posting if I get more ideas.

Ayyy lmao when I get a better quality of the angery boi in a pickle jar I update it. This contains spoilers!!! If you haven’t watched the movie yet, go and watch it now! It’s worth it!

Previous parts: 1 and 2

Next parts: 4 and 5

tags: @loveforfandomsstuff @harpy-space​

After so many tiring weeks working your ass off for the minimum wage, you finally got a very well deserved vacation. Which you were totally planning to spend with your friends and your little pal.

He was such a grumpy pants, he cussed you whenever you came close, but deep down inside his little black heart you knew he craved the attention. If only he didn’t try to bite your fingers with his hampter teef.

So, you, Peach, Mario, Luigi and Toad set off on a journey to the Kong Kingdom, a tropical paradise, for a week of unashamedly lazing off. Since nobody trusted Bowser to be left on his own without causing a ruckus (throwing the piano over and over again against the bars of the cage), you so kindly offered to bring him along in a pet carrier. Oh he was big mad now.

Didn’t help that you kept feeding him apple slices through the bars saying “does the Big Boy want his appy slices?” and it certainly didn’t help either that the Big Boy really wanted his appy slices. To make up for the embarrasment, maybe you’d let him take a sip of your Caipiranha plant cocktail.

The Kong Kingdom was something you wouldn’t have even imagined in a thousand years, and you came from the Mushroom Kingdom. Throw tropical paradise, with Aztec aesthetic and Nash Car in a blender, mix it, and that’s what you get.

One of the Kongs kindly took you all to your huts and very wisely ignored all the Traffic regulations and laws of safe driving, which moved you so much, you spent the entire journey with tears in your eyes and your mouth open in a never ending scream of pure terror.  Yeah, next time you were walking.

One of the most peculiar traditions of the Kongs that you experienced there was some kind of tournament in a stage that was literally floating on air. You had to say it was a bit awkward when the kinda handsome? and cocky prince of the Kongs invited you all over to ‘smash’. Oh well, it would be way too difficult and weird to explain it to them anyways, and quoting Mario, ‘that was a pipe that wasn’t worth exploring’.

The tournament was like watching a real gladiator battle, but the gladiators had superpowers, and they were monkeys. Of course DK won, since, until Mario, he was the undefeated champion. He was a show off, you were truly impressed and cheering for him. He sent a flirtatious wink your way. And a loud thump was heard from inside the carrier. Awww, potato man didn’t want anybody else catching your attention. That was so sweet of him, actually.

The truth was, that despite this being a bit of a holiday, the real reason you all were there was because the turtle had to answer for his crimes against the Kong Kingdom. Godzilla v. Kong. It was jury duty for your friends, yaaayy.

Apparently Bowser didn’t get the memo. He was absolutely angery, screaming, raging, fighting. There was no way to handle him. To try an coerce him out of the carrier and into a proper cage was a task no Kong was patient enough to endure.

Would have it been easier to handle if he had remained in his temporary enclosure? Yeah, it would, but Kongs were monkeys with deeply rooted traditions, and if the teeny mutant ninja toitle had to be in a cage on the witness stand, then he would be in it, conscious or not. Looks like they had very little regard for the rules of the courtroom, but he had tried to kill them, so they were even.

Nobody took into account the possibility that he would manage to break free and make a run for the entrance. Tbh, it was kinda sad to watch him give the effort of his life trying to get to a door that was like ten feet away from where you all were. Still, no Kong was able to lay a hand on him, given how slow he was and how eager he seemed in getting hit, it was as if they were avoiding him on purpose. Peach would later explain you that given the nature of the power up, if he got hit in any way the mushroom would loose its effect and would turn him back to his original size, which was a big nope.

While the jury was debating wheter let him enjoy what little freedom he would have before he was tricked back into the pet carrier or just pick him and finish it, you had a moment of enlightment. That was it, the moment you had been waiting for for the last months, what you had unconsciously been training for your entire life. This was your moment to shine, your moment to be the hero, your moment to-

“Look at you so tiny and cute!” You gushed, picking him up, mindful of the spikes in his shell. He wiggled, trying to be set free and demanding you to put him down that instant or throw him as hard as you could against the wall. But the only thing you wanted to do was...

* smooch * You kissed the tip of his nose. You had been wanting to boop it since day one, and its scales were as soft as you had imagined. Your life dream had been achieved.

Bowser went very still in your hold. His eyes were wide and his pupils had shrunk with shock. The Kongs looked horrified at you so casually holding a narcissistic and psychotic tyrant like a pet, Peach was awkardly smiling at the eldest Kong, Cranky, while Mario and DK were trying as hard as they could to not burst out laughing. Luigi quietly snapped a pic and quickly hid the phone in his overalls, when the guards shot him dirty looks.

It were a couple of uncomfortable minutes that felt like years for all of you, until someone decided to clear their throat, snapping all out of their stupor. Bowser was still frozen so putting him inside the cage was easy. And so, the trial went on without any more disturbances. Whetever the sentence was, he didn’t hear it, nor did he care. Because his mind was occupied by something else. The kiss.

BONUS SCENE

You didn’t know how it had all started but suddenly there was a loud explosion and the entire castle was on flames. Tumbling, you made your way through a bunch of screaming toads towards the source of the blast. Because you perfectly knew where it had started.

The thick smoke made your eyes watery and you blinked several times, trying to clear your vision through the tears. You coughed several times, your lungs ached and you felt like you were going to pass out at any given moment. But you had to keep going fowards, make sure everyone got out safe. And by everyone you meant every single one of the creatures inhabiting this castle.

Finally, you reached the giantic doors. Exhausted, you tripped and desperately clinged onto the golden knobs, burnng your palms in the process due to the overheated metal. Thankfully, your weight was enough to pull the doorknob and push the door open.

You fell against the cracked marble floor, the only things in front of you were the dark columns of smoke that clouded your vision and the burning roar of the flames in your ears. Until, you saw it.

A gigantic dark shadow with glowing red eyes pulled out from the darkest of nightmarish Hells. The eyes burned with a flaming passion and seemed to be piercing your soul. For the first time in a long time, you felt true fear running through your veins. Still, you were too stunned to move.

A low rumble came out of that disturbing sight. It started to approach you, with every step it took the ground shook, and the less time you had to make a run for it. A shiver ran down your spine at the thought that were you brave enough to run, this monster would catch you in a matter of seconds despite its size.

A sob got caught in your throat when the smoke cleared and you got to see the owner of those eyes.

Your little fella. Your beloved tiny musical tot that played piano. Literally everyone’s warnings against him suddenly came to mind. He was not so little now.

Bowser extended one hulking arm, and with one of his meaty fingers, he dragged a claw through your collarbone without breaking the skin, like some twisted version of a caress. He let out a low purr, certainly deepest than it had sounded merely days ago. “Look at you...So tiny and cute...”

[uglly-rodent]

Guardians of the Galaxy headcannons

Here are my some of my headcannons (except they're mostly rocket lol). I might draw some of them in the future

The guardians are all a fan of boba tea. Its all their favorite drink

Rocket sleeps the best when he's squished or cuddled up with people because it reminds him of when he used to cuddle up with floor

When no one is looking, rocket has the habit of sometimes washing his food before eating. Quill filmed it once

Drax has warm hands and nebula has cold hands

Rocket doesn't like bathing so after a while of not bathing, they all pin him down and force bathe him like a cat but they all end up getting bites and scratches.

The guardians are a "bad influence" on mantis because of them, she learned swear words and got anger issues.

Rocket still does fatherly things to groot even when hes grown.

Nebula's fav guardians member is rocket because of all the time they spent together in the blip. They are very close.

After rocket almost died after quill got drunk. He never ever touched alcohol again.

After Rocket pointed out in vol1 that Gamora called him a rodent and how it affected him, she never even dared to call him something other than rocket, out of guilt. (she even corrects nebula in vol2 when she calls him a fox)

Rocket only tells Groot1 about his past. He used to tell baby groot too but in the form of bedtime stories that he doesn't remember anymore

Rocket has survivors guilt from when lyla, teefs and floor died. Then it just got worst when the guardians blipped.

If they ever rode a rollercoaster, drax would love it, peter would have fun, nebula would be fine with it, mantis would be very nervous, groot would feel uneasy after and a little sick and rocket would be terrified and literally shaking in his boots like a cat lol

Okay that's all

EDIT: I FORGOT TO ADD THESE

Rocket is a teeny bit dyslexic. He has a hard time telling apart right from left and confuses a lot of spelling.

Rocket is a jack of all trades and multitalented. He can do literally anything. His handwriting is unintelligible tho. Absoluteley atrocious. Its like its own language. Harder to understand than Groot. Only the guardians can read it.

[altocat]

my cat is a very clingy and playful little thing so my arms are usually covered in bite marks (nothing too painful). i think seph's person's look the same.

What they don't know is that Sephiroth is just BARELY biting them. An actual bite would probably need stitches. A teeny Seph nibble is him at his most restrained.

That's what happens when you have sharp alien TEEF.

[pulsar-ray]

raoul headcanons:

[I'm just gonna mention things you have done in my dreams because other than that i just percieve you as you present yourself]

You are generally a large monster and have big claws, but sometimes u shrink and get teeny. Also gentle

you WILL eat anything. I have watched dream raoul eat an entire bucket of teal paint that was half dried and we almost went to Lowes one day to pick up batteries when the dream US government made eating batteries legal

You live in the woods/under porches/in tunnel systems

You have walked on the sun [i didn't see it happen but you mentioned it to me in passing]

Randomly you'll just be covered in blood. Like you went wild and eated something but in a not scary way? I have also seen this happen next to some roadkill so i presume you may have been eating roadkill. Slay

Everything tally hall related is somehow orchestrated by you or you are always present when they are mentioned

You have sharp teefs

When I got myself kicked out of the military you had sent a letter telling me how to get myself kicked out of the military

This is all i can think of in the moment. I hope it is interesting

BRIAR...... THIS IS THE MOST AWESOME HEADCANONS ABOUT RAOUL EVER............ All of them so true<3 Especially Tally Hall roadkill teal paint..... Every time I see paint I imagine drinking it down<3 & I am always thinking of Tally Hall forever ! I look like that guy ! I love Tally Hall <3

The sun thing I consider true as a metaphor for trauma. My ex was like the sun & she kept burning me because she was mean & bad etc but then I am not by her anymore. Hoo ray !

[cerealmonster15]

WAHHHHHH SO CUUUTE god i love the tsum events they are everything to me!!!!!

SFUSDFUIDSOF BOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOOP BOOP BOOP EVIL BOOP SUPER BOOP NO ONE IS SAFE FROM TEENY THE TEEN BOOP POWERS!!!! normal would have so much fun with that power lol!!

hehe close enough :3 and omggggggggg omg this is SO CUTE!!! silver giving the kalim tsum headpats!!!! bc hes a good boy and so is real kalim ;w; i love these, ty sand <3

SO true bestie emu 😔 but we must persevere. and ur art is always so fun to see!!

THE BESTIES!!!!!! gillions teefs omg klfjsdflkds hes so silly

MY BEAUTIFUL SON RIDDLE ROSEHEARTS!!! screaming and crying when i remember an anon admitted to me that they do not like riddle. in my house. hatecrime. JKLFDSJKFLDSJLF

WFJKSLDJFKDLSKJFKLDSJFLDSJFKL THE TINY AZUL LOL !!!! this is so cute. im so excited to see them in the shaftlands event together!!!

OUGHGHGHGHGHG IT'S MY SON MY BABY BOY!!!! he looks sooo cute how u drew him tyty!!!!

THE GIRLIES WAUGUHGHGHGH theyre so cute. i love the lil shine on emus hair shes so cute

omg i feel like i was maybe missing a first message in this chunk klJFKLDSJKFLDSJ but now i have a curated playlist here if i need some tunes to mix things up LOL

wafhfhesjfkds they are such little peanut babies... so cute *w*

CAYCAY BRINGING IT HOME HI CAYCAY!!!!!!! my son and boy!!!

ok u know how i just made a new drawing box bc i had to clear my cache or whatever. i forgot i checked this box

so i kinda deleted the one i made yesterday too jklfdjksljfdsljfjld OOPS. SORRY AGAIN. I dont know if anyone used it but ive unchecked the box and made. a new one . again 🧍

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

Things to do that make you feel like a leedle rat

Eat some peas and be like heh heh. pea fishing

Collect stuff. just stuff. Put it somewhere. Be like heh heh. hoarde

Bonus points if it's stuff you just find, such as rocks and nails n' shit

Drink water really fucking loud

Sniff shit

...by which I mean STUFF not. shit

Fuckinf cuddle. If you have anyone or anything to cuddle. Do it

Eat smol food

Practice good hygiene. Rats are always cleaning themselves! But you don't have to be that diligent about it

.... Just shower/bathe, brush your hair/teeth, and wear deodorant regularly-- generally keep yourself funky n' fresh

Be transgender

Cosplay as Bruno Madrigal. or simply as a wrat

Eat things rats often eat that you can also eat: fruits, vegetables, nuts, yogurt, etc. and be like heh heh. rat food. for me. a leedle rat

Make all of the rules

Go exploring

Watch the rat movies. The Jerma ones. And be like I am the giant rat. Also

brush your teeth like legendary toothbrush from Rat Movie 2: The Movie

Be active at night if you can. Wrats are ✨nocturnal✨

Art, rat art,, rart

Learn a new skill or two like the bright little wrat you are

Get tickled or play hide-n-seek, games well-loved by rats

Punk stuff, rats are hella punk

Have absolutely no thoughts head empty, play the Wii theme in your head instead of thinking

Pee

Stim when you're happy

Just be a goddamn goofball bro rats are so fucking weird and so are you you ✨wrat✨

Drink lots and lots of water so you piss all the time. like a leedle rat

Bang out the tunes

Nibble your foods!

Movie night lineup........... Ratatouille, Encanto, Rat Movie: Mystery of the Mayan Treasure, Rat Movie 2: The Movie, Flushed Away, Ratatoing, The Secret of NIMH,

Sleeb

Make funny noises

Sing some rat songs (Rät by Penelope Scott, We Don't Talk About Bruno, rat songs from Jerma's rat movies)

Curl up when you sleep, in a sort of Rat Wheel

Take a shit

Denounce h*rry p*tter and its maker once and for all. No merch, no piracy, no consumption.

Engage in mutual aid. Rats are highly social animals and will forego chocolate in order to save another rat!

Socialize to the extent of your comfort

Nest

Cook in fremch

Make rat art-- draw, sculpt, crochet, etc

Drive around! Rats can be taught the drive tiny cars

Watch videos of rats!

Dig. Sandbox, mud on the side of the road, bin of stuffed animals, drawer of odds and ends, whatever you.. dig

Keep that diet varied to the best of your ability!

Stim via chewing, like with chewelry or gum n' shit. Rats gotta chew often to keep their perpetually growing teefs little, so you can too!

Go for a phucking swim

Engage in prosocial behaviors with your "mischief" (friends, family, community)

Have prosocial beliefs (pro-unions, gay rights, antiracism, equity)

Pee

Have smol toys and stim tools

Fit in some "you" time for self-care and rest!!!

Be teeny

Be gay 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

*squeak squeak*

Sway your head or body gently from side-to-side like a pink-eyed wrat trying to see

Look up rat information and learn all about them!

Eat ratatouille

When eating, turn the food this way and that way to find the best spot for the first bite, like leedle wrats do

Celebrate your birthday with cake and ice cream (as applicable & with any substitutes needed)

Do some fine motor activities to make you feel Teeny

Pet some rats or rat plushies

Support queer people

Pirate some media! :D Stealing from the rich is good and you should do it

Play games that have rats-- The Ratchelor, Dishonored, Rat Simulator, old Ratatouille games, Pokemon, Wizard101, Elder Scrolls, DnD, Minecraft rat mod, Wolvden, Dragon City, Okami, Cell to Singularity, & so many more

Pee

Make a ratsona or rat OCs! Use picrews as inspiration if you need

Get yourself. a little hole... spend time in it.......... Cozy little nests are a critical component for a healthy rat. but more importantly: for a healthy autism!!! You might construct a teeny fort out of a single chair, pitch a smol tent, or just hide away in your bedroom closet for a bit. Just gotta be enclosed, smol enough to be cozy, big enough to not make you feel cramped/cooped/claustrophobic, quiet, comforbl for you 💞

[angrelysimpping]

Rare characters time for animal au:

BW being turned into the CUTEST smallest puppy ever with little teef. Tries to bark but it’s a squeak.

Darryl turned into the prettiest chinchilla ever. So soft! So cute! Shivers and hides in your stomach when Robin’s over.

Remy as a rat. I can’t resist and will not apologize. The little bastars however does not cook and WILL bite.

Doren as an owl! Hoots softly and grooms your hair. Nuzzles you if you coo and pet them.

Mason as a gecko just sounds hilarious and idk why.

Super extra bonus: the scarred inmate as a really “ugly” and roughed up pitbull. When you found them, you were so soft, even when they bit you. They’re surprised that at the orphanage, they keep getting visits from orphans who keep giving them affection. Unwanted orphans seeing themselves in the quiet and scared dog ; ~;

Bonus:

Yes, you have them all at the same time, including the previous LIs and Bonuses. You’re not exactly the most responsible pet dad/mom/parent ever and YES you may have a problem with picking up all these strays. On another hand there’s rumors of a witch around town and lots of people gone missing, you just haven’t connected the dots, whoops.

Yes, it started with Cat Bailey. He has not forgiven you for all these strays. He WILL be charging you pet rental fees and does his best as a cat to let you know how displeased he is.

Black Wolf goes from being the largest around to this teenie tiny fluffball of a dog. Still acts as if they could take on anyone and, honestly? They might be able to.

Darryl!!! They hide. All the time. Only likes you handling them but will come out from hiding around nicer people. Do not take them to school with you. Do not.

I'm sad to admit that I did not immediately understand the ratatouille reference because I, yet again, forgot that the rat's name was Remy. 😔 But fuck, Remy would be so bitter about being an animal, and then a hybrid when they turn back. Especially when they're a tiny prey animal. Bites you every time you try to pick them up. Strangely good friends with your cat.

Owl Doren perched on your shoulder as you read. Swoops at people who try to mess with you.

Gecko Mason does sound very silly and cute 🥰 they get embarrassed if you give them too much attention.

Scarred inmate 🥺 you give them space when they need it and make sure no one bothers them. Go out of your way to make sure they know they're safe with you. Put them in little sweaters, some of them gifts from other orphans.

Cat Bailey digging his claws into you every time you so much as look at another animal. This is getting fucking ridiculous. But he can't stop you, he's stuck as a cat after all. This won't stop him from being a little bitch and sulking under your bed every time you bring someone new home.

[mariusroyale]

You better give us some headcanons on the crew /j

Unless-

uh hah ha-

LESSS GOOOO

Kwazii:

- what’s the bet he watches and rewatches pirates of the Caribbean

- he’s littered with scars! battle scars he calls em and it stresses out peso bc he doesn’t WANT MORE SCARS ON HIM

- i hc him as bi! he just radiates bi energy to me-

- he blinks slow around peso :>>

- has used his claws to pick locks before!

- kwaso bc duh- he loves rubbing his face against pesos like he can’t help it he jus HAS to bc he loves him sm

- this is sort of canon already but he can’t go a minute without jumping or doing front flips anywhere like he GAHTTA MOVE

- when he’s thoroughly spooked he’ll jump extra high and cling onto the ceiling like in those cartoons akdjdkdh

Peso:

- often studies when he’s not busy!! gotta know more abt how to help sea creatures he hasn’t encountered yet after all

- sings/chirps when he’s v v happy

- FLAPS when he’s happy too hahdkfjd

- i think he’d like watching medical dramas! probably me projecting but i like them

- WHAT IF HES INTO KDRAMAS (ive only gotten into one but that hc is cute ahehsj)

- loves listening to kwazii’s stories!! (this is already canon basically (cough cough, that snail ep in season 5))

- I’d like to think he preens sometimes! just sorta fixing up his feathers and some (kwazii) of the crew are like ‘why are u stabbing urself’

- is a super fast swimmer! this is already confirmed p much but like HELLA FAST

Barnacles:

- enjoys listening to classical music

- also SOME HARD ROCK IF HES FEELING IT

- is BEEG LIKE 🅱️EEG 🅱️EEFY 🅱️OLAR 🅱️EAR

- could sometimes act like captain holt in my version of the crew!

- and by that i mean he sees kwazii as a son and would die for him (not if i die for u first captain!)

- when really really tired (as in u can’t save him with coffee) he’ll just blabber abt how much he treasures the crew and how much he’ll do for them

- sometimes he doesn’t get enough sleep! (like tweak-) and peso as his doctor has to keep him in check cos like yeah captain ur strong as shit but ur still old!!!

- his teefs are super fuckin S H A R P like sometimes when he needs a knife or maybe scissors he’ll just *SLICE*

- he’s obviously a huge softie but man this guy is SUCH a cutie patootie id imagine if he was in a relationship he’d be nonstop affection and all that

- speaking OF affection, he’ll pull kwazii into these big ass BEAR HUGS bc augwh he loves this cat so much “my SO N” “CAP LOOSEN IT A LITTLE IM A BIT SQUISHED-“

- bad at cooking but delights in watching cooking shows from time to time

- probably watches bob ross

- ohhhhh my god he could totally be an artist n stuff

Shellington:

- this one’s so stupid but, tweak and kwazii keep giggling whenever they make him say ‘LAWRENCE CHANEY’ KAHAKAHDS

- I’d like to think he tries to learn new languages too!

- falls asleep at his desk sometimes and one of the crew either carries him to bed or puts a blanket over him

- tries his hand at cooking with his children the vegimals! does not work out well he’s a disaster

- enjoys watching stuff on YouTube! u decide what youtubers he watches

- could hc him as ace!

- does that thing and eats ice

- he’s a lanky guy but almost reaches the captains height in my version

Dashi:

- sometimes when she’s really really frustrated she’ll just accidentally bark and she’ll just be like “😳 my bad-“

- when she’s particularly delirious (exhaustion, probably) she’ll chase her tail

- when she gets really excited her tail will wag really really fast

- adjdk sometimes when she’s super hungry she’ll skip chewing food and just I N H A L E (re: does not bode well when it’s noodles)

- sometimes she’ll just sleep in weird ass positions, neck tilted n all that

- loves dressing up tweak sometimes when she’s comfy with it (gives her her own stylish tomboy fits and stuff)

- LOOOOVES the barbie movies god she grew up on them and sometimes she’ll just watch fashion fairytale or princess charm school

- forces koshi to watch them too (she also loves them)

- visibly winces when kwazii tries mimicking her Aussie (tho it sounds p kiwi to me) accent

- probably watches drag race

Tweak:

- watches game grumps ajdjd

- sometimes gets too loud in her room when playing games cos she’ll get mad n shit

- “GODDDDAAMMIT I WAS SO CLOSE TO COMPLETING IT”

“TWEAK PLEASE ITS 2 AM GO TO SLEEP”

- sometimes she’ll just. eat leaves (even when they’re just on land in the wild if she knows it’s safe she’ll just. *nom*)

- goes NUTS whenever she makes blueprints that are like, detachable parts of a gup that are also modes of transport like she loves that the gup k and gup q

- like making it she’s like “HOHOHOJOUO WE GETTIN FUNKY WITH IT TONIGHT BOIZ” and it’s midnight and ‘bois’ is herself

- wants to redesign the gup f! ofc it was dodgy and is now a teeny artificial reef but she wants to make a new one that looks like the design she wanted initially !! (clownfish im p sure at least)

- her and kwazii get up to stupid shit in my version, assuming it doesn’t harm her gups or other creations

- when she’s pissed off/frustrated, she’ll tap her foot really quick repeatedly

- and while her ears twirl around each other when she’s scared, her nose also twitches!

[sincerelyella]

Ohhhh it’s Choices Fandom Shoutout Day thanks to @choicesfandomappreciation and I know I haven’t been on a lot lately but I feel like these people need some love because ...

1. For putting up with my ridiculousness and 

2. Just talking to me in general when all of you are just such cool ass people

I’ve been part of the fandom for two years in September and it has changed a whole lot. I choose to focus on the important people that made me feel like I wasn’t a dumbass for wanting to write my stories and not the toxic people that unfortunately litter this place. 

Thank you to the supportive, sweet, amazing people mentioned here that read everything I write (for some reason), check on me because they genuinely care and not have their own agenda, and love me despite my flaws, insecurities, and the stupid shit that comes out of my mouth. 

@burnsoslow - oh my sweet nakie twin, soul sister, and football bestie. You were my first friend, my first reader, my first video call with anyone on tumblr. What would have happened if I was too nervous to message you about your rage panda reblogs?! WE WOULD HAVE NEVER BECAME SO CLOSE! *gasp* We shall never speak of such things! I can’t imagine my life without you in it. There are only a handful of people I will message while I’m at work and you’re one of them.  Our conversations range from hilarious, to deep honesty, to vulnerability, to fucking crazy and I wouldn’t have it any other way. That’s what friendship is bitch and I love you so much!

@ao719 - dude, looking back on my newbie self when I would ghost read your masterlist over and over again (sorry about that lol I had no idea what I was doing), I still can’t get enough of your stories two years later! Now that I’ve gotten to know the person behind the stories, I’ve realized that you’re a writing genius (it’s a thing). Yes, yes, you’re a genius, you can’t deny it. You can come up with fucking amazing storylines that I could have never thought of myself and how do you do that?! Is it all the cheesy fiesta potatoes?! By the way, thanks for making me addicted to those. Thank you for making me laugh so hard I have to pee LOL sending tiktok videos back and forth is the best! Love you!

@cocomaxley - I feel like our personalities are so similar and that’s probably why I’m so comfortable talking to you hahaha although I’m pretty sure you are totally more ballsy than me! From fake rice, to cornbeef (and other Filipino foods), to Petty Mayonnaise, sugar cookies, and kitty teef ... You know I would put on some brass knuckles and grab the vaseline for you. I get Mean Girls vibes from us but we really aren’t mean! We just say shit that needs to be said. I love you a whole helluva lot and my day is always better when we talk!

@ofpixelsandscribbles - Lis! We are in totally different timezones and still find time to cowrite a series together! Thank you for letting me write a teeny bit with you, for being my prereader and brainstorming with me, I can’t imagine doing this with anyone else! You’ve always had my back and been my friend regardless of what goes on in our personal lives and I appreciate you so much! Also, getting kitty pictures brightens my day! I want to snuggle all the kittens so bad! I love you a whole lot babe!

@alyssalauren - I know I have been a terrible friend lately but I wanted to let you know that I love you a butt ton. Like ... a butt ton! Soooo much butt LOL Thank you for being my friend, loving New Girl with me, obsessing over our Liam together, and prereading when I harass send you my ridiculous stories. You have to know that I appreciate you and our friendship so much. (I also love accidental videos sent from your mini you LOL) Love you!!!!

@sfb123 - girl, our conversations ALWAYS end up going to food and what we’re cooking or where we’re going to eat lol. I meeeeean, we do talk about iced coffee in freezing weather ... “it’s hotter than a winter’s tit out here!” Okay in all honesty, thank you for always checking on me, even though my zombie ass is tired from work. One time, I was face down in my pillow (with some drool but we won’t talk about that) and I got a message from you about flip flops and iced coffee in freaking winter time and I swear I snorted so hard it included nose hairs LOL thank you so much for being an amazing friend when I needed it most. Love you!

I also wanted to send love to the following amazing people on tumblr, thank you so much for being pretty fucking awesome! I am so grateful for you.

@bbrandy2002 @dcbbw @kat-tia801 @neotericthemis @foreverethereal123 @charlotteg234 @xpandabeardontcarex​ @queenrileyrose @gkittylove99 @forallthatitsworth @bebepac​ @debramcg1106 @kingliam2019 @cordonia-gothqueen

[amarscollyon]

Walking

Smiling

Enjoying thinking about how much of a wanker I am

And

Trip over a curb and damn near topple into my beautiful nose

Might have straightened the wonky damn thing

I might just have managed to smash my teeth out too though

And though auto corrects to

Ouch

Very apt phone it’s almost like you understand what I’m doing and saying ...

But thinking about it I might be better off without me rotten manky teef too

In fact it ain’t even a beautiful face

It’s a fucked up horror movie reject, dropped for being too ugly

So it ain’t my looks

It ain’t my teeny tiny maggot dick I barely know how to use

So I guess you gotta get the wet wibblies snail trail for either my genius interect

Or it’s my kindness

Or my jokes

Maybe the trinity to offset the twin fail aforementioned

That’s good then

Cuz yao can pay for surgery on my parachute fail into a wood chipper face

And I get to practice makes perfect smashin yo gushy flaps one or two thousand times a day until I manage to make you orgasm at a ratio better than 1 for you:100 for me 👍

See

Match made in heaven

It lasts forever

Cuz angels don’t smoke? Nah - they DO!

It’s just a special match

Wot burn forever

And never ever dieded

Look at that

More utter nonsense

I swear I can keep this up for a month on the emotional super rocket you wanked me into space wiv

Compliment me

Omg

No one EVER compliments a genius whose smarter and way more lovely than them

Which is why you are basically the only one ever

You my twin

My soul

And just as smart and luverly as me is

But hey

Way prettier and much more amazing vagisqueak to my pencil thin snubby inch fail cock, plus a huge slut wiv more experience this week than I’ve had in seven years

So where’s the balance and fair in that?

What I got to compensate?

There’s my courage for love but you’re getting there

I know

I can write total shit for hours and entertain you for all eternity

And that

Is worth it

[fantroll-purgatory]

@sarkiesark

sorry for sending two so close so each other!

No worries I enjoyed the last one and I’m having fun with this one!

FIRST: Alternia with a different empress

Name (preferably include how you came up with it and why): Veveni Phobos - Veveni is very loosely based on the word vicious, and Phobos of course is the name of one of the two Gods of fear in Greek mythology. 

Age: 7 Sweeps

Strife Specibus: Whipbladekind - She relies on manipulating from afar, but when she has to get close, she isn’t afraid to use her Urumi.

Fetch Modus: Hue Modus - Objects are sorted by color in stacks, and all items of one color are ejected at once. A… hassle.

Love it. If you wanna go a step further you can make it so it’s sorted in stacks based on blood color, with items that land between suffering weird consequences (only part of the item being ejected, etc.)

Blood color: Purple

Symbol and meaning: It’s meant to represent DNA, and it reflects how she views each caste- as being biologically inferior.

It kind of looks like Gemgo, the yellowblood sign of The Original, with an assignation of Prospit and Space. That, in addition to her colored eyes, gives me an idea…

Trolltag: contagiousCacophony [CC]

Quirk: S-HE S-PEAKS L-IKE T-HIS T-O I-NDICATE S-OME W-ICKED E-MPHASIS.

Special Abilities (if any): She has a mutation that leaves her eyes permanently hued in her blood color. This gives her particularly potent chucklevoodoos, and strangely she finds it hard -not- to use them to get her way.

If you’ll allow me to sell you on this, I feel like this might be a fun idea: Veveni is a goldblood who is clawing her way to the top of the (landdwelling) hemospectrum. You can still endow her with the belief that she is innately biologically superior (as goldbloods apparently think of themselves as the smartest person in the room). She can pass her oddly-colored eyes off as a fortunate mutation that means her chucklevoodoos manifest physically rather than as a hypnotic gaze.

Lusus:  A small horselike creature with four eyes and tightly curled arm horns. ((loose reference to the four horsemen of the apocalypse

…arm…horns…WHAT ARE ARM HORNS. Wait does this horse. Does this horse have horns that look like flexing arms. I love it. If you wanna keep her a purpleblood you want them to be a seadwelling mammal so maybe keep that but make her a mermicorn. If you want to go with my idea that she’s a social climbing goldblood…(ʘ‿ʘ✿) she may have to kill or abandon her lusus to keep her cover.

Personality:  It’s easily said that, among her friends, Veveni sticks out as probably the most vicious. She was praised by the cult for her potent abilities from a young age, and since torturing lowbloods equalled respect for her, it was no surprise as ‘incidents’ of harmed or worse trolls pointed more frequently in her direction. At her current age, she’s more interested in writing about such things as lowbloods have long since steered clear of her direction, but she still makes a habit of terrorizing her less fortunate friend’s dreams particularly. Not that they know it’s her. Outwardly towards them she’s extremely laid back, almost tired, but when a situation calls for it she has very fast reflexes.

I think this is actually a good sell for her being a goldblood because purplebloods are supposedly EXTREMELY driven and will stop at nothing until they reach their goal, however whimsical it may be. Goldbloods, on the other hand, apparently tend more towards boom-and-bust cycles of showing off and then wearing themselves out. This is especially relevant since a bloodthirsty purpleblood would likely have their eye on being made a subjugglator to come in contact with yet more rebellious lowbloods, and this does not seem to be the case for her.

I’m also just a fan of this rework because having potent psychic abilities with no check risks making her overpowered; this reimagining would give her the hidden weakness of being psychically susceptible (though if she’s successfully infiltrated the subjugglator cult then it’s unlikely anyone would suspect as much).

Interests:  Literature, Writing, Torture, Online Roleplay, FLARP

Title: Heir of Blood

I don’t know that that title even fits your original character? I mean she’s definitely Prospit but I don’t know that her character has much to do with loyalty…given that she often heralds others’ death, you may want to give her Maid of Doom? Which would make her a Caprimino.

I am aware enough of my own biases to know that I’m trying to shoehorn her into a Space role so I can retroactively justify the narrative thread I’ve woven here, but…I feel like I can make an argument for Prince of Space. With the new backstory, she’s literally destroyed others in order to carve out a space for herself in the hemospectrum. Much as Dirk’s destruction of the self was tied intimately to his self-involvedness, Veveni’s destruction of spaces can lay in her own scrabble for purchase.

Land: Land of Drought and Lemonade [LODAL]

If you want her to be a Doom purpleblood flip those two (LOLAD) and you’re GOOD. Her quest could be to fix the draught (because right now all the poor consorts have to drink is lemonade).

If you want to go with the Space goldblood It’s pretty easy just go Land of Lemonade and Frogs (LOLAF). The lemonade would also be great bc it would remind her of her lowblood status much as Karkat felt his planet was mocking him for his mutant blood.

Dream Planet: Prospit

So. I got a little carried away with multiple sprites (for which fan-troll gets most of the credit for bases), but I promise I have my reasoning. From left to right, these are: a sprite based off your original drawing (surrounded by assorted symbols depending on if you want to modify the existing one or pick one of the two canon EZ ones if she was truly a purpleblood), the yellowblood version, a hypothetical transitional stage in which she is waiting for her hair to grow long enough to cover her second pair of horns while quietly swapping out clothing that would identify her “true” blood color (using an edited sprite from naphal), and her Final Form as a subjugglator.

This if for if you want to keep her a purpleblood because tbh she doesn’t need to have a mutation to be exceptionally powerful; we’ve already seen that purplebloods can be bloody-minded in every possible way. Let’s go top to bottom.

Horns - I wanted to make them mimic the hourglass shape inherent to both your created symbol and to the goldblood one I assigned her; this just meant making them symmetrical to look like the bottom half. The teeny tiny second set is eventually covered with hair to successully complete her transformation into a purpleblood.

Hair - It’s just the hair you gave her. I couldn’t tell what you wanted the bangs to look like so I tried my best to make it look dynamic.

Eyes - I followed your design cue and gave her two lashes on the bottom outer corners of her eyes. Her redesign just uses one full color for each eye in keeping with goldblood design.

Mouth - both goldbloods and purplebloods tend to be toothy castes, so I gave her some teef.

Symbol - like I said, I gave her Gemgo, The Original, as a starter sign. The fake one she’s got at the end is Caprilo, which I initially picked just bc it looked like a coiled Urumi but is the sign of The Multifaceted. It tickled me, especially because it’s a Heart sign and she is very much using it to disguise her Self.

Outfit - most of these are just palette-swaps of your original outfit for variety, but I wanted to address the final one. If we look at the spread of purplebloods we have so far, even Gamzee, the soberest one (ha!), has an outfit that noticeably diverges from his peers’ in that it uses a polka-dot patterned pajama pant where even Feferi still uses colorblocking. The shirt and shorts seemed a bit tame for that, so I gave her a tutu and extended her boots out to look like clown shoes. Based on the purplebloods we’ve seen so far, bright yellow is a relatively common accent color, so I added that to the tongue of her boots and gave them a gold underlining as a nod to her original blood color.

So that concludes my review of Veveni! I’m a fan tbh.

-TR

[agj1990]

Big Girl

Summary: Evy loses her first tooth. 

Sam finished making Evy’s sandwich, then started to open the refrigerator to pour her a glass of milk. He’d sent Evy to wash her hands in the upstairs bathroom, and it was taking a little longer than he’d anticipated. Sam wasn’t worried; he figured she had taken the opportunity to go to the bathroom. Sam poured her milk and put the carton back in the fridge. Just as he was about to call Evy to check on her, a loud crash brought him running. Sam’s heart stopped when he found Evy. She was lying on the floor, pushing herself up. There was blood on the floor. Sam expected her to burst out in tears any second. He finally broke himself out of his shock and helped her off the floor. “Cricket? What happened, honey?” “I fell.” Evy said flatly. Sam noticed she was looking at something in her hand. “Cricket, look at me. I need to see if you’re hurt.” When Evy finally looked up at Sam, Sam didn’t know what to make of the expression on her face. She was smiling. She had her hand wrapped in a very tight fist. Despite the fact that blood was still trickling down her chin, Sam had to know what had her so happy after taking such a nasty fall. “Cricket, why are you smiling?” “Look, Sammy!” Evy said. “I lost my first teef!” Sam looked down and in Evy’s hand was, indeed, two of her baby teeth. Sam gently pushed open her mouth and saw that her bottom two teeth directly in the front were missing. Sam was again jolted into action when he noticed that the small trickle of blood was coming from the missing teeth. Sam pulled Evy gently into the kitchen and sat her on the counter, placing a washcloth soaked in cold water into her mouth. “Does that hurt?” Sam asked. He was trying not to cringe. “Just a wittle.” Evy said, around the washcloth that was still in her mouth. Sam shook his head, genuinely impressed. “You’re a tough kid, you know that?” Sam pulled the washcloth away. Evy was still grinning, and Sam was relieved to see that the bleeding had stopped. Evy took a look at the teeth in her hand. “What we do with my teef, Sammy?” “Well,” Sam said, taking her teeth carefully from her, “we’ll put them under your pillow tonight when you go to sleep.” “Under my pillow? Why?” Evy asked. “The tooth fairy’ll pick them up and leave you a surprise for them.” Sam explained. “What kind of surprise?” Evy asked. “You’ll have to find out when you wake up in the morning.” Sam answered. “Wait.” Evy said, reaching over and grabbing Sam’s shoulder, a sudden look of worry on her face. Sam tried to hold back a snicker; he could see whatever what was worrying her, she was serious about it. “What, Cricket? What’s wrong?” “Are dey gone forever?” Evy asked. Sam knew it was mean, but he couldn’t help messing with her. She was just too cute. “Is what gone forever?” “My teef!” An exasperated Evy said, pointing to Sam’s hand. “Will dey grow back?” “No.” Sam explained, and Evy looked panicked. “Don’t worry though, Cricket. These are your baby teeth. Your big girl teeth will come in now.” Evy smiled, and all worry melted away from her face. “I’m big girl now.” She said happily. Sam’s humor at the situation was suddenly dampened by a hint of sadness. She was indeed “a big girl now”. She was no longer the teeny tiny infant who would crawl to him as soon as he’d walk into the room. She’d be starting school in a few days. Sam brushed some hair out of her face that was falling next to her eye. “Yeah, Cricket. You are a big girl now.” Sam said. “Sammy?” “Yes?” Sam asked, still looking at her. “I’m hungry. Can I eat lunch now?” Sam smiled. “Can I have a hug first?” Evy grinned and stretched her arms out towards him. She wrapped her arms around his waist, and she held onto him for a minute while Sam put aside the washcloth he’d used to stop the bleeding. He squeezed her and kissed the top of her head, then pulled her off the counter and set her back down gently. “Here.” Sam carefully placed the teeth she’d lost into her small hand. “Take these and go put them under your pillow.” “Okay.” Evy said, and ran back upstairs to her bedroom to do just that. Sam thought back to her very serious worry that her teeth wouldn’t grow back, and let out the snicker that he’d been holding in. Evy came back downstairs, sat at the table and ate her lunch. Sam watched her carefully in case her mouth started bleeding again. They talked about her starting school the next week, how she felt about it and whether she would like it. Sam snuck into her room later that night to play tooth fairy. He pulled the teeth out from under her pillow and carefully replaced them with two one dollar bills. Once he was sure he’d gotten away with it, and that Evy wasn’t going to wake up and discover him there, he kissed her and whispered, “Good night, my big girl. Sammy loves you.”

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53 Derpy Pics Of Cat ‘Teefies’

They bite. They gnaw. They chomp. Even though cats have long been domesticated, they’ve still got some of their ancestor’s ferocity left—just look at their canines! But no matter how seriously cattos want to be taken, sometimes, they’ll end up looking completely derpy when they show their teeth. One of the best places for awesome cat teeth pics is the Teefies subreddit (not to be confused with the Toofers one which is for dogs). Go check ‘em out.

We’ve collected this list of funny and adorable pics of cats showing off their teeth to brighten up your day. Enjoy the pics, share ‘em with any cat lovers that you know, and don’t forget to upvote your fave photos. We’d also love it if you shared any hilarious pictures of your own pets’ teeth in the comments, dear Pandas. Oh, and check out Bored Panda's posts about Loki the ‘vampire’ cat and Monkey, the cat with Dracula teeth, for some more toothy cuteness when you’re done with this list.

Bored Panda reached out to veterinarian, writer, and pet advocate Dr. Ernie Ward to learn more about cats' teeth and how to keep them healthy. "About 80 percent of adult cats have serious problems with their teeth, especially a condition called periodontal disease. Periodontal disease looks like stained or 'dirty teeth,' but underneath that discoloration lies gum infection. This infection can spread harmful bacteria throughout the body, damaging heart valves, kidneys, liver, and causing intense pain. In fact, many cases of 'finicky eating' is a cat's way of telling their pet parents it hurts to eat," Dr. Ward told us. Scroll down for the rest of our interview with him.

#1 When You Like Someone And Don't Know How To Act

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#2 Grooming Teefies

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#3 Vicious Lion Snarls As He Shows His Massive Set Of Teefies To The Helpless Prey

"Cats need their 30 adult teeth brushed and cleaned regularly. If you don't feel comfortable brushing your cat's teeth with their super-cool tiny kitty toothbrushes, you'll need to have your cat's teeth cleaned once a year by your vet," Dr. Ward told us just how important it is to brush cattos' teeth. And who can resist using tiny kitty toothbrushes?

"If your cat's tooth becomes broken, infected, or is causing severe pain, tooth extraction may be required. The procedure is identical to a human having a 'tooth pulled.' Your kitty will be sedated, the gums numbed, and the tooth extracted. Often a special suture will be used to sew up the hole and antibiotics and pain medication prescribed. Most cats feel much better after a damaged tooth is removed and can eat and drink within hours," the vet told us what it's like when cats have to get their teeth pulled.

#4 Smile For The Camera

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#5 Brand New Teefies

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#6 Anger Teefs

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You’d expect that these meowsome and purrfect predators would have a lot of teeth based on the way how high and mighty they’re acting. But that’s far from the truth.

Adult cats have only 30 teeth while kittens have 26 baby teeth. Let’s compare that to doggos and us hoomans, shall we? Dogs have 42 teeth when they’re all grown up good boys and girls and they have 28 baby teeth. Meanwhile, people have 20 baby teeth and 32 teeth by the time that we’re adults.

#7 She's Very Proud Of Her Remaining Two Teeth

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#8 Attack Teefies

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#9 I Think My Sink Is Messed Up, I Turned It On And This Came Out

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The very first baby cat teeth to erupt are the incisors and the canines, so kittens can and do look like teeny vampires for a bit. The first baby teeth start growing when the kitty-cats are around 5 to 6 weeks old and their permanent teeth start to show up when they’re 11 to 16 weeks old, starting with the incisors. 

Then, when the cats are 12 to 20 weeks old, their adult canines make an appearance. While premolars erupt when the felines are 16 to 20 weeks old. Finally, the molars (the hard-to-see ones that are way in the back of the mouth) emerge when the cats are around 20 to 24 weeks.

#10 How You Milk The Venom From A Cat's Teeth

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#11 Not Sure If I Love His Teefies Or Freckle More

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#12 Me: “Smile For The Camera”

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#13 Awww, Look At The Little Teeth

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#14 I Choose This Pumpkin

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#15 Here’s My Gargoyle. He Had To Get The Majority Of His Teeth Removed At A Young Age, But He’s Still Handsome

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#16 The Best Portrait

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#17 You Can Never Trust Another Person You Meet. You Couldn't Even Afford To Blink In A Crowd

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#18 Mr. Grinny McTeethy

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#19 Singular Toof

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#20 Meeooooow

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#21 Sister Found This Lil Guy Under Her Porch

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#22 Vicious Attack

#23 Someone Said You Guys Might Like Milo

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#24 Mr. Monty Just Can’t Control His Teef

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#25 Training Him For Halloween

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#26 Sparkle, Say Cheese

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#27 No, You Smile Karen

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#28 Om Nom Nom

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#29 1 Megabite

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#30 Up Close And Personal

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#31 Kitten Floss The Ones He Wants To Keep

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#32 My New Kitten Fell Asleep On Her Back With Her Mouth Open

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#33 Caught Him Smirking

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#34 My Wife Told Me To Post This

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#35 In The Midnight Hour, He Cried More, More More

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#36 Box Destroying Teefies

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#37 Cat Or Seal?

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#38 Scratchy Teefies

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#39 You’re Not Listening To Meeeee

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#40 My Dad Sent Me This "Very Ugly But So So Sweet" Kitty From His Airbnb In Hawaii. Her Name Is Agnes

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#41 I Was Told My Little Vampire Belongs Here

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#42 Happy Kitten

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#43 My Neighbours Cat, Rufus, Likes To Nap At My House, Teefies Out And All

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#44 It Looks Like He’s Saying “Cheeese”

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#45 He Is Beauty. He Is Grace. He's Got Tiny Teefs In His Face

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#46 Vampire Cat

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#47 I Was Trying To Get A Good Picture Of This Little One To Post To Adoption

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#48 Shanya The Vampire

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#49 She's Out Like A Light, So I Get To Adore Her Tiny Teeth

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#50 I Have Squint Bottom Teefhs. This Was Taken Shortly Before I Broke My Right Sharp Toofh

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#51 Those Teeth

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#52 My Cat Doesn't Like Road Trips

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#53 Teeny Tiny Teeth

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