#pietro barnacles

[honey-minded-hivemind]

Swimming up for the fourth 🐉Wings of Fire aus' names lists are...

The 🌊SeaWings🐠!

The X-Men Members:

• Charles Xavier/Professor Xavier: Chartreuse

• Ororo Munroe/Storm: Storm

• Logan Howlett/Wolverine: Loggerhead

• Scott Summers/Cyclops: Cyclone

• Jean Grey/Marvel Girl/Phoenix: Jade

• Hank McCoy/Beast: Hammerhead

• Anne-Marie/Rogue: Aquamarine

• Remy LeBeau/Gambit: Remora

• Kitty Pryde/Shadowcat: Krill

• Kurt Wagner/Nightcrawler: Cuttlefish

• Jubilation Lee/Jubilee: Jellyfish

• Evan Daniels/Spyke: Emerald

• Bobby Drake/Iceman: Bubble

• Piotr Rasputin/Colossus: Piranha

• Illyana Rasputin/Magik: Indigo

• Rahne Sinclair/Wolfsbane: Rain

• Samuel "Sam" Guthrie/Cannonball: Salmon

• Roberto da Costa/Sunspot: Coast

• Danielle "Dani" Moonstar/Mirage: Dolphin

• Laura Kinney/Wolverine 2.0: Lake

• Tabitha "Tabby" Smith/Boom-Boom: Tang

The Brotherhood:

• Erik Lehnsherr/Magnus/Magneto: Eel

• Raven Darkholme/Mystique: Mist

• Victor Creed/Sabretooth: Crab

• Pietro Maximoff/Quicksilver: Piper

• Wanda Maximoff/Scarlet Witch: Wave

• Mortymer Tonybee/Todd Tolansky/Toad: Torrent

• Fred "Freddy" Dukes/Blob: Blobfish

• Lance Alvers/Avalanche: Lobster

• St. John Allerdyce/Pyro: Pelican

(Quite fun, aren't these? And up next we go to another wet climate, away from the brine and blue... But before that, let's see what I have for the...)

• Reader/Bby: Teal, Turquoise, Cobalt, Azure, Lapis, Eddy, Hurricane, Maelstrom, Vortex, Surge, Ocean, Pool, Drench, Seaweed, Kelp, Algae, Clam, Oyster, Whale, Whelk, Seagull, Manatee, Porpoise, Ray, Shrimp, Goby, Puffer, Barnacle, Triton, Fog, Depth...

[mariusroyale]

You better give us some headcanons on the crew /j

Unless-

uh hah ha-

LESSS GOOOO

Kwazii:

- what’s the bet he watches and rewatches pirates of the Caribbean

- he’s littered with scars! battle scars he calls em and it stresses out peso bc he doesn’t WANT MORE SCARS ON HIM

- i hc him as bi! he just radiates bi energy to me-

- he blinks slow around peso :>>

- has used his claws to pick locks before!

- kwaso bc duh- he loves rubbing his face against pesos like he can’t help it he jus HAS to bc he loves him sm

- this is sort of canon already but he can’t go a minute without jumping or doing front flips anywhere like he GAHTTA MOVE

- when he’s thoroughly spooked he’ll jump extra high and cling onto the ceiling like in those cartoons akdjdkdh

Peso:

- often studies when he’s not busy!! gotta know more abt how to help sea creatures he hasn’t encountered yet after all

- sings/chirps when he’s v v happy

- FLAPS when he’s happy too hahdkfjd

- i think he’d like watching medical dramas! probably me projecting but i like them

- WHAT IF HES INTO KDRAMAS (ive only gotten into one but that hc is cute ahehsj)

- loves listening to kwazii’s stories!! (this is already canon basically (cough cough, that snail ep in season 5))

- I’d like to think he preens sometimes! just sorta fixing up his feathers and some (kwazii) of the crew are like ‘why are u stabbing urself’

- is a super fast swimmer! this is already confirmed p much but like HELLA FAST

Barnacles:

- enjoys listening to classical music

- also SOME HARD ROCK IF HES FEELING IT

- is BEEG LIKE 🅱️EEG 🅱️EEFY 🅱️OLAR 🅱️EAR

- could sometimes act like captain holt in my version of the crew!

- and by that i mean he sees kwazii as a son and would die for him (not if i die for u first captain!)

- when really really tired (as in u can’t save him with coffee) he’ll just blabber abt how much he treasures the crew and how much he’ll do for them

- sometimes he doesn’t get enough sleep! (like tweak-) and peso as his doctor has to keep him in check cos like yeah captain ur strong as shit but ur still old!!!

- his teefs are super fuckin S H A R P like sometimes when he needs a knife or maybe scissors he’ll just *SLICE*

- he’s obviously a huge softie but man this guy is SUCH a cutie patootie id imagine if he was in a relationship he’d be nonstop affection and all that

- speaking OF affection, he’ll pull kwazii into these big ass BEAR HUGS bc augwh he loves this cat so much “my SO N” “CAP LOOSEN IT A LITTLE IM A BIT SQUISHED-“

- bad at cooking but delights in watching cooking shows from time to time

- probably watches bob ross

- ohhhhh my god he could totally be an artist n stuff

Shellington:

- this one’s so stupid but, tweak and kwazii keep giggling whenever they make him say ‘LAWRENCE CHANEY’ KAHAKAHDS

- I’d like to think he tries to learn new languages too!

- falls asleep at his desk sometimes and one of the crew either carries him to bed or puts a blanket over him

- tries his hand at cooking with his children the vegimals! does not work out well he’s a disaster

- enjoys watching stuff on YouTube! u decide what youtubers he watches

- could hc him as ace!

- does that thing and eats ice

- he’s a lanky guy but almost reaches the captains height in my version

Dashi:

- sometimes when she’s really really frustrated she’ll just accidentally bark and she’ll just be like “😳 my bad-“

- when she’s particularly delirious (exhaustion, probably) she’ll chase her tail

- when she gets really excited her tail will wag really really fast

- adjdk sometimes when she’s super hungry she’ll skip chewing food and just I N H A L E (re: does not bode well when it’s noodles)

- sometimes she’ll just sleep in weird ass positions, neck tilted n all that

- loves dressing up tweak sometimes when she’s comfy with it (gives her her own stylish tomboy fits and stuff)

- LOOOOVES the barbie movies god she grew up on them and sometimes she’ll just watch fashion fairytale or princess charm school

- forces koshi to watch them too (she also loves them)

- visibly winces when kwazii tries mimicking her Aussie (tho it sounds p kiwi to me) accent

- probably watches drag race

Tweak:

- watches game grumps ajdjd

- sometimes gets too loud in her room when playing games cos she’ll get mad n shit

- “GODDDDAAMMIT I WAS SO CLOSE TO COMPLETING IT”

“TWEAK PLEASE ITS 2 AM GO TO SLEEP”

- sometimes she’ll just. eat leaves (even when they’re just on land in the wild if she knows it’s safe she’ll just. *nom*)

- goes NUTS whenever she makes blueprints that are like, detachable parts of a gup that are also modes of transport like she loves that the gup k and gup q

- like making it she’s like “HOHOHOJOUO WE GETTIN FUNKY WITH IT TONIGHT BOIZ” and it’s midnight and ‘bois’ is herself

- wants to redesign the gup f! ofc it was dodgy and is now a teeny artificial reef but she wants to make a new one that looks like the design she wanted initially !! (clownfish im p sure at least)

- her and kwazii get up to stupid shit in my version, assuming it doesn’t harm her gups or other creations

- when she’s pissed off/frustrated, she’ll tap her foot really quick repeatedly

- and while her ears twirl around each other when she’s scared, her nose also twitches!

[katnissdoesnotfollowback]

Otters Assemble!

There have to be more of us then there are of them.  (Could also be, "did someone say fish tacos?")

-- ccb

[bigskydreaming]

Incredibly random Marvel/DC crossover headcanon:

Cross-dimensional hijinks lead to Nightwing being stranded for a time in the main 616 Marvel Universe where of course he somehow manages to become best friends with every major hero by the end of the week.

And then he and Wanda Maximoff fall in lurv and become the ultimate Romani power couple and split their time between the Marvel and DC earths once every major hero of the DC universe eventually comes charging into the Marvel universe in search of their BFF.

And is this all just because I’m incredibly amused picturing Dick and Wanda’s families reluctantly sharing a dinner table and ‘getting to know each other’ for their sakes, with patriarchs Bruce and Magneto staring each other down from opposite sides of the table and passive aggressively passing the potatoes because every time they opt for aggressive aggressively passing the potatoes Dick and Wanda give their respective fathers their patented “I’m so disappointed in you right now” glares?

Yes. Yes it is.

Also, please picture Damian out-snobbing Pietro, who levels up because he REFUSES to be bested in unnecessary displays of unjustified arrogance by some ten year old bat-brat. Especially since Pietro’s attempts to sneer at his other prospective brothers-in-law were met with LOLs, because Jason, Tim and Duke all have tons of experience with both speedsters and snobs, and thus they are Not Impressed.

Jason and Lorna however would probably get along famously, after their first meeting has them both decide they could probably either clash epicly and try and kill each other lots, or they could become the best of friends. With the latter being the clear choice once it becomes apparent just how unsettling a Jason-Lorna bromance is to everyone with a brain.

And Tim meanwhile is instant BFFs with Wanda’s son Billy and reluctant-to-admit-it-but-still-BFFs with Billy’s twin Tommy, because let’s be real, its not even a little weird to Tim that his brother’s new beau has magically grown teenage kids despite being only a couple years older than Dick. (Dick of course, thinks his possibly-future-magical-stepsons are just the neatest thing ever. Because he’s Dick, he probably even uses the word neat when describing them).

Idk. Look I freely admit this is all very random, but just....oh, the potential for Drama and Mayhem.

And that’s before you even bring in the Summers family, which is unfortunately inevitable as Alex is that barnacle Lorna just can’t seem to scrape off. Even though Jason definitely offers, with a meaningful pat of his favorite sidearm.

Everyone decides not to read too much into how quickly Magneto warms up to Jason after that.

[mariusroyale]

wip of an upcoming (hopefully) comic! i wonder if u can tell what the dialogue is gonna be from

[mariusroyale]

human! peso, tweak, dashi, shellington, inkling and barnacles!!

wanted to incorporate tweak having short hair but the braids just seemed cuter for her ears 🥺 anyway i added some chub to peso! not in his neck bc i apparently forgot to do that- but anyway- cos idk penguins are chumby

also gave the gorls tight clothes cos i spent time on that and didn’t want it going to waste- unlike peso’s body where i immediately gave up and tossed on a hoodie :)

[mariusroyale]

incorrect octonauts quotes:

Kwazii: in my defence, i was left unsupervised

Barnacles: wasn’t tweak with you?

Tweak: in my defence i was also left unsupervised

Kwazii: I DO WHAT I WANT

Peso: i’m telling captain

Kwazii: no wait-

Peso: *reading his books, studying, listening to instrumental music, very focused*

Kwazii: *lying on the floor* d’you think stars have feelings

Barnacles: Kwazii, i need to have a word with you.

Kwazii: oh here it comes, you’re gonna fire me.

Barnacles: what? No, it’s actually the opposite

Kwazii: ...i’m gonna fire you?

Kwazii: aww, treasure, you had a crush on meee~

Kwazii: that’s embarrassing,

Peso: we’re married!

Kwazii: still,

Barnacles: who broke it? i’m not mad, i just wanna know.

Peso: ... i did. i broke it-

Barnacles: no, no you didn’t. Kwazii?

Kwazii: don’t look at me. look at Shellington.

Shellington: what?! i didn’t break it!

Kwazii: huh, that’s weird. how’d you even know it was broken?

Shellington: cos it’s sitting in front of us, and it’s broken.

Kwazii: suspicious.

Shellington: no it’s not!

Inkling: if it matters- probably not- but tweak was the last one to use it.

Tweak: liar, i don’t even drink that crap!

Inkling: oh, really, then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Tweak: i use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that, Inkling!

Peso: okay, let’s not fight- i broke it. let me pay for it, Captain.

Barnacles: no, who broke it?

Shellington: captain... dashi’s been awfully quiet-

Dashi: REALLY?

Kwazii, to Peso while lying face down on the bed regretting everything: and then i called him dad...

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Barnacles, to Inkling, trying not to cry: and then he called me dad,,

[mariusroyale]

cap’n! aka the crew’s collective dad

[mariusroyale]

how the crew responds to ‘i love you’ p much based on that one text post

Barnacles: thanks

Kwazii: wait really-

Peso: *laughs nervously*

Dashi: i know!

Tweak: why

Shellington: *finger guns*

Inkling: interesting

[mariusroyale]

I HAVE AN AU/CROSSOVER THING I WANNA TALK ABOUT:

super lame cross over:

Captain Pietro Barnacles and Freddy Fazbear

- Uncle and nephew, Cap was very close with Fred’s dad, Finnegan Fazbear

- They have a father-son relationship

- “He’d be proud of you.” “...” “Fred?” “Sorry I’m crying just gimme a second”

- “Alright, be sure to get some sleep tonight.”

- “Sure, thanks dad”

- “Did u just call Captain Barnacles dad?” Kwazii

- “What? No, I said thanks man.”

- “Do you see me as a father figure, Freddy?”

- “No. I see you as a.. bother figure. Cos you’re always bothering me.”

- “Hey! Show your father some respect!” Foxy

- “I didn’t call him dad!”

- “No, no no no, Frederick, I take it as a compliment,”

Bonnie Burkes and Tweak Burkes

- cousins!

- Their family is fucking enormous, Bonnie keeps in touch with everyone.

- e v e r y o n e.

- They send each other texts about their silly friends 🥺🥺

- they complain about how their names are meant to be for guys/girls

- “has it been a good day?” “,, yeah actually,, i felt better than i did yesterday” “im so proud of u bon bon!!”

Forman ‘Foxy’ Finley-Foxx and Kwazii Kaczkowski

- best friends!! him and Fred were all friends and went all piratey,, then Kwazii had to move away and foxy kept in touch bc he needs another crackhead with him lol

- Freddy and Kwazii have kinda drifted apart but still love each other a whole lot,, they say hi to each other during chats

- Foxy wishes he went in the same job as Kwazii but he loves Fred too much to leave him lol

- They talk a lot!! A lot of video chats in poor quality but !! friend talks

- When they come to Lestwell for a while, when they see each other at the airport they just yell “AHOY MATEY!!” “AHOY LAD!!! WELCOME TO LESTWELL!!!”

- Kwazii fuckin tackles him

- “And Freddy!” He gives a big ol hug to Fred “i missed you guys!!”

Chica Calvillo and Peso Packton

- penpals! they’ve actually never heard each other’s voices but they know what they look like

- and being the only birds in their respective friend groups, they talk a lot about that

- they talk about their hobbies!! peso gets v passionate about helping sea creatures

- when they meet each other in the airport chica’s ecstatic and they give each other big ol hugs “you’re just as short as me!!!”

- and Chica gushes over how much she loves his accent

- “they’re really weirded out when i preen for some reason.” “RIGHT?? i don’t get it, it’s like grooming for them as it is for us” “basically!”

- “so... u and Kwazii, huh?” “wHAT hUh where did u get that????” “oh honey you’re not all that good at hiding it” “aAAA”

-id normally never share this anywhere but no one irl knows this acc so 🤷🏻‍♀️

yeah, it doesn’t make any fucking sense but what goblin brain thinks of, goesss

and im making wips of this too!

[mariusroyale]

Barnacles: i know you’re attracted to him,

Kwazii: I’m not attracted to peso

Barnacles: i didnt say who kwazii

Kwazii:

Kwazii: peso!

Peso:

Kwazii: matey!

Peso:

Kwazii:

Kwazii: me treasure!

Peso: yes?

Peso: and you know what else I’m glad about?!

Kwazii: what?!

Peso: i bought you a brownie and i ATE IT IN THE CAR!

Kwazii: you’re cute when you get angry.

Peso: *glares at him*

Kwazii, getting in a defensive stance: but not when you get angry at me-

Barnacles, visibly worried: are u guys ok?! tell me you’re ok

Kwazii: we’re ok

Tweak: we’re fine, Captain,

Barnacles: oh, good.

Barnacles:

Barnacles, pulling their ears: THEN WHAT WERE YOU TWO THINKING?!

incorrect octonauts quotes:

Kwazii: in my defence, i was left unsupervised

Barnacles: wasn’t tweak with you?

Tweak: in my defence i was also left unsupervised

Kwazii: I DO WHAT I WANT

Peso: i’m telling captain

Kwazii: no wait-

Peso: *reading his books, studying, listening to instrumental music, very focused*

Kwazii: *lying on the floor* d’you think stars have feelings

Barnacles: Kwazii, i need to have a word with you.

Kwazii: oh here it comes, you’re gonna fire me.

Barnacles: what? No, it’s actually the opposite

Kwazii: ...i’m gonna fire you?

Kwazii: aww, treasure, you had a crush on meee~

Kwazii: that’s embarrassing,

Peso: we’re married!

Kwazii: still,

Barnacles: who broke it? i’m not mad, i just wanna know.

Peso: ... i did. i broke it-

Barnacles: no, no you didn’t. Kwazii?

Kwazii: don’t look at me. look at Shellington.

Shellington: what?! i didn’t break it!

Kwazii: huh, that’s weird. how’d you even know it was broken?

Shellington: cos it’s sitting in front of us, and it’s broken.

Kwazii: suspicious.

Shellington: no it’s not!

Inkling: if it matters- probably not- but tweak was the last one to use it.

Tweak: liar, i don’t even drink that crap!

Inkling: oh, really, then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Tweak: i use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that, Inkling!

Peso: okay, let’s not fight- i broke it. let me pay for it, Captain.

Barnacles: no, who broke it?

Shellington: captain... dashi’s been awfully quiet-

Dashi: REALLY?

Kwazii, to Peso while lying face down on the bed regretting everything: and then i called him dad...

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Barnacles, to Inkling, trying not to cry: and then he called me dad,,